| 3/31/18 | 
ReelRisque Ring That Belle | pics & vid[STAR TAGS: Lexi Belle Video] |
| 3/30/18 |  Bells, at least the ones like in orchestras, peal. Belles, at least like the ones in adult movies, peel. Now we do not take it upon ourselves to supply cultural guidance, or even comment upon whether the oboe, or the “Oh, Whoa!” provide a superior societal benefit. We do not consider it our task to choose between trilling and thrilling, nor will we formulate an opinion as to how many clothes you should be wearing as you choose your personal favorite. We will merely suggest a careful perusal of the Peals of Penthouse. Feel free to go for Baroque with your own soundtrack. [STAR TAGS: Lexi Belle Video, Jenna Sativa, Penthouse.com] |
| 3/28/18 | 
ReelRisque Keep on Truckin’ | pics[STAR TAGS: Jenna Sativa, Yasmine de Leon, Ana Foxxx] |
| 3/27/18 |  There have been times in our history when the relationship between the storyline and the illustration in these risqué annals has admittedly stretched even the word tangential to a bit of an extreme. Then again, we’re pretty old, and we’ve had a lot of relationships, so that could stand to reason. A few days ago, we all celebrated National Puppy Day by going to Der Wienerschnitzel, for example, which seemed perfectly logical to us. Truth be told, around here we feel fairly comfortable when the Tale Wags the Blog. [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Kristal Summers, Devinn Lane, Sydnee Steele, Nikita Denise, Ginger Lynn Video] |
| 3/23/18 |  If you get to see Dee in the midst of — quite literally in our case — three different countries and cultures, all in one little Risqué Update, well who can blame us for starting to feel a bit on the Bohemian side? And if you need to travel, you must have luggage, right? So might we suggest Bolivia Samsonite? Honestly that won’t make much sense until you experience today’s episode of Essentially Dee with us, but we really just needed to make the joke in a place where someone might appreciate it. You’ll see. We have much to appreciate today. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Juli Ashton Video, Bolivia Samsonite Video] |
| 3/22/18 | 
Risqué “TOC” Anna Lovato’s Catwalk[STAR TAGS: Alyson McKenzie Video, Anna Lovato Video, Charlie Monaco Video, Linsey McKenzie Video, Crystal Pink Video, Gemma Massey Video, Krystal Webb Video, Chloe Cruize Video, Emma Kate Dawson Video, Nicole Lauren Video, Paige Ashley Video, Cindy Behr Video, Natasha Marley Video, Antonia Deona Video, Tammie Lee Video] |
| 3/20/18 |  Most of us have lived through those moments when what allegedly constitutes “progress” seems more accurately to represent quite the opposite. Sometimes life can bite you in the butt, let’s be honest. Still, it never actually helps to rage against the machine — or tilt against windmills for the more literally inclined — but it does make you feel better in the short run, so that’s the path we’ve chosen for a quick mid-week lament. We’ll play the cards we’re dealt tomorrow. For today we will apply the universal commentary of the human condition: No Fair! [STAR TAGS: Viki La Vie] |
| 3/18/18 | 
GingerLynn Bella Reese – Nina Hartley – Jodi Taylor – Sheena Rose – Gina West – Ashlyn Molloy… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 3/17/18 |  You just have to love days where we celebrate Saints it seems to us. Saint Nicolas? Awesome, and never seems to have suffered the body shaming past that haunts many of us, despite being quite old by most standards. Saint Patrick? Who doesn’t love green beer — at least after having partaken of a sufficient number of them? Drew Brees and his new contract with the New Orleans Saints? … Yeah, we might have diverged off the mainstream path with that last one, but wait until you get a load of this year’s Erin Go Braless episode. You won’t even worry about the mainstream path anymore. Heck, it even works without green beer. [STAR TAGS: Happy St. Patrick’s Day!] |
| 3/17/18 | 
247AdultStars The Cat’s Outta da Bag[STAR TAGS: Chessie Kay Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 3/16/18 | 
ReelRisque La Vie La Dulce | video[STAR TAGS: Viki La Vie Video] |
| 3/11/18 | 
ReelRisque The “V” in VIP | pics[STAR TAGS: Anna Lovato, Cindy Behr, Charlie Monaco, Natasha Marley, Antonia Deona, Tammie Lee] |
| 3/9/18 |  You can have Dee “Essentially” in any number of ways, although to be fair, you will definitely find all the in person ones to be a lot better than the ones where she only exists in your mind. If you do not have that first option, however, a little sex education with respect to advanced adult products — including the assistance of Keri Windsor, Shayla LaVeaux, and Juli Ashton — might be just fine for a few visits at least. Speaking of that, we can use that one word over again quite emphatically in this instance: Respect. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Dee Video, Keri Windsor Video] |
| 3/4/18 | 
GingerLynn Kiki Daire – Miley May – Sabrina Deep – Missy Martinez – Rebecca Bardoux – Imani Rose… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 3/3/18 | 
CythereasWetWorld “Lesbian Squirt Machine” pt 1 | The Power of Nun[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Rebecca Bardoux Video, Brandi Blunt Video] |
| 3/2/18 | 
ReelRisque Pool Clues | pics[STAR TAGS: Chloe Cruize, Emma Kate Dawson, Nicole Lauren, Paige Ashley] |
| 3/1/18 | 
KylieIreland More Passion than Crime[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video] |
March 2018 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
Stars:Alyson McKenzie| Ana Foxxx| Anna Lovato| Antonia Deona| Bolivia Samsonite| Charlie Monaco| Chessie Kay| Chloe Cruize| Cindy Behr| Crystal Pink| Cytherea| Dee| Devinn Lane| Emma Kate Dawson| Gemma Massey| Ginger Lynn| Jenna Sativa| Juli Ashton| Keri Windsor| Kristal Summers| Krystal Webb| Kylie Ireland| Lexi Belle| Linsey McKenzie| Natasha Marley| Nicole Lauren| Nikita Denise| Paige Ashley| Rebecca Bardoux| Shayla LaVeaux| Sydnee Steele| Tammie Lee| Viki La Vie| Yasmine de Leon
Year:2018
Month:March
Did you ever have someone who has been a key part of your company success go home for Christmas, discover a pregnancy, and then decided to stay there for some silly reason like she wanted the kids to be closer to their grandparents growing up? … Yeah, people make crazy choices which then become 
Driving down a California freeway, we noticed a guy driving a $50,000 truck pulling an $80,000 boat with what appeared to be the frame and two king-size mattresses in the bed of his pickup. Naturally one of us said, “Now there goes a couple that knows how to camp.” … We tend to be a think outside the box — as it were — sort of group, you see, so National Limerick Day seems sort of made for us. And Kristal Summers contributes a camshow replay to prove it. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video]
You just have to do a special celebration for “Leap Day” do you not? And let’s be honest, as a general rule, risque celebrations tend to be the best kind, y’know with the appropriate audience. Well, we have an even extra-special Leap Day celebration today, as we recently discovered a whole slew of On-the-Set pieces that previously existed only on the original MichaelNinn.com — which has been dead for more than a decade now. The 
At one point in life we feel like birthdays cannot come quickly enough. Then we spend a good number of years pretty much ignoring them unless we have a significant other from which we might receive special treats. … Then birthdays sort of become different animals which we actively ignore. Well Dee has a birthday today, and apparently she falls somewhere in the transition between those last two because although she did not want attention drawn, she shows no signs of actually turning down 
Talk to any serious fan of a team playing in the Super Bowl, and they will tell that they probably feel as nervous before the game as any of the coaches or players. Sure, we know we have absolutely nothing to do with the outcome, and whatever happens will have absolutely no monetary impact on our lives. It changes the conversations at work in the morning, almost certainly increases the beer consumption in the winning city the night before, but that’s about it. Still, having been on the other side of the equation a number of times, we can claim with unequivocal certainty: Winning is better. [STAR TAGS: Go Denver Broncos!]
Due to the unusually large number of televisions in the office, as well as the “office team” being involved in the contest, we have confidence that we have done our fan preparation well by watching all the claimed “88 Live Hours” of programming on the NFL Network. At this point, we probably feel just like 99% of the people out there, players included: Just play the damned game! Only somewhere over 100 million people watch this event, however, either for the football or the commercials, so one of our leaders — not in the 100,000,000 as you might have guessed — insisted that we come up with a distraction she labeled 
Sometimes it can be fun to take a moment to consider the stories never quite told. 
Shayla kind of quietly launched into an entirely new design with the help of Kylie yesterday. Ostensibly to embrace the responsive and make it 
D.Minion takes charge of the television at lunch time, which wasn’t nearly as weird until she also mastered programming the DVR. Recently, thus, a few of us have decided that were we ever to be reincarnated as an actor, we would really like to have Smiley Burnett as our name. Because Smiley has one of those names that actually makes you do what it says it should. Now Dabo Swinney would be a cool name to hijack too, but in that case you might not be quite sure if you should smile. You would only know that folks would tend to. Still, left to only a single letter as a choice, we would all 
Despite what wisdom the annual holiday classic film seems to impart, none of us here can point to any specific aspect of our lives that has suffered because we never knew Jimmy Stewart. On the other hand, some of the fortunate lives here have greatly benefited from meeting Heather Vuur, so with holiday nods to friends past and present we give you a fine opportunity to