| 4/30/04 | Well, it had to happen. If we don’t keep plugging on Mav’s ever-so-captivating literary work, we’ll never get through the darned thing. Today, we get to hear a lot more about home improvements, learn from the chorus of a bad 70’s song, lament a persistent lack of Kristal Summers, and finally discover the proper way to spell “Andrew Dan-Jumbo.” What could be better? Well, there are the 50 pictures from Anais’ next Ninn Worx movie, Inside Myself. Some people might consider that better. We certainly have no idea who those people might be, however … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Mia Smiles, Nikita Denise, Elizabeth, Maverick] |
| 4/27/04 | Rarely does the title of a XXX movie so aptly fit its XXX star. But Kristal Summers in VCA’s Honey Buns pretty much says it all. In fact, it seems silly for us to dally further here. Check out D.Minion’s observations of the box cover shoot — and Kristal, and Nikita Denise, and Mia Smiles, and all of their lovely buns. Some day we’ll see if we can let you check out D.Minion’s buns too. So far, she keeps saying things like, “No. No. No!” She can be a very negative person. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Nikita Denise, Mia Smiles, Nina Ferrari, D.Minion] |
| 4/26/04 | What’s better than a story about Dee on The Nooner with gratuitous nudity thrown in to boot? (An incorrect answer would be not having to read more of Mav’s vacation diary.) So what’s better than a story about Dee on The Nooner with gratuitous nudity thrown in to boot? Answer: TWO stories about Dee on The Nooner with gratuitous nudity in each! Yeah!! Also, you do not have to read more of Mav’s vacation diary. Yet … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, D.Minion] |
| 4/22/04 | This thumbnail actually has nothing to do with today’s feature, the next in the Maverick “Wanna see my home movies?” epic. We’re continuing the theme, however, of providing some rather more traditional forms of entertainment along with the quirky posts. Now, last time we used shots from an Anais movie, and this thumbnail happens to be from the next Anais movie, but the “bonus” stuff actually comes from a Georgia Adair movie, and shows off Dee a bit too. We didn’t use Georgia’s next movie as the thumbnail, well, because it won’t be ready for a week or so, and we had to do something. Can you tell how confused all of this is making us? Maverick actually took two pictures of the same piece of paper — in case the vertical shot was better, we presume. At least you can see a larger version of this thumbnail inside, and maybe you’ll understand “Intern Maverick” a little better too. We’re making no promises on this last part, however. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Georgia Adair Video, Kristal Summers, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, Maverick] |
| 4/21/04 | Dee and Mr. Marcus were on Night Calls with Juli and Tiffany last time, along with Holly Hollywood, Alexis Amore, and Julian and his penis. You can imagine D.Minion’s excitement. She’s headed out to the Night Calls set again today, still bubbly from last time. It’s actually a little frightening if you think about it too much. For our part, we’ve simply decided not to do that. Just enjoy the pretty people and the new roads Playboy TV seems to be travelling down. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Dee, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Alexis Amore, Holly Hollywood, D.Minion, Risque News Insight] |
| 4/19/04 | Either of the two picture links below will take you to the same place, and both have a place in today’s experience. It seemed appropriate as we begin our Maverick Adventures that we point out how differently two individuals might view a circumstance, simply by the nature of one of them being too close to it. That’s just one theory that has emerged around the office, and that certainly fulfills our quota for one day. If we’re doing our job, you’ll likely develop your own …. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Dee, Michael Ninn, Maverick] |
| 4/16/04 | And we thought just having to move the office sucked. Some people in the adult industry are having much worse weeks than we are. We feel kind of bad just worrying about things like taxes, and where to put the extra desk, and what color to paint the file cabinets so that they match the new decor. The plan for today was a simple Ninn Worx Weekend. What we ended up with was Little Secrets and alleged Innocence. There’s a famous saying about “The best laid plans,” but that necessarily presumes the actual presence of one. What were these people thinking? [FEATURED TAGS: Tanya James, Bella Star, Jassie, Teagan, Charmane Star, Lauren Phoenix, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight] |
| 4/8/04 | Let’s think about what we know. “To everything, turn, turn, turn … there is a season.” “I don’t like spiders and snakes.” “They say our love won’t pay the rent.” “Well, I’ve never gone to bed with an ugly woman (but I sure woke up with a few).” Sometimes when things don’t seem to make sense, thinking of old 70’s songs, while not actually helpful, provides a pleasant diversion. Today we’re featuring a lost scene from Essentially Julia Ann — a movie thus far never released. We’re not sure exactly why that may be, but … well … “Love will keep us together.” [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Kristal Summers, D.Minion] |
| 4/7/04 | We now have yet another contender for the title of “Strangest Phrase Ever Put Into A Sentence on this Website” contest: “The ladies gave masturbatory tips to Peaches.” We wouldn’t lie to you. This is an actual quote from D.Minion’s latest behind the scenes look at Playboy TV’s Night Calls. As you know, we always endeavor to please Ms. Ashton by posting notes about the last show before the next show. However, we’re just a little tardy today, but Juli’s on TV now, so she won’t notice. By the way, if you’re reading this on Wednesday night, you’d better just stop right now and go watch Night Calls there buckaroo. D.Minion encourages us to be very stern in our defense of her buddies Juli and Tiffany. Maybe she’ll forgive us somewhat for being late now … maybe. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Kylie Ireland, D.Minion] |
| 4/3/04 | It’s another day in Paradise around here with pissed off pimps and beauties in burkahs. There’s mystery, intrigue and, well, paintballs. We even find time for a 70’s music reference, an altogether too rare an event these days. Don’t worry, however, it’s definitely not Disco. (What was up with that anyway?) It’s more of Dee on KSEX, and it’s more than enough to entertain you for the remainder of the day. Why, you’ll probably be so fascinated that when you wake up tomorrow it will seem like it’s an hour later than it should be. Dee has that effect on people. [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee Video, Anais Video, Mason, Julie Night, D.Minion] |
| 4/2/04 | Well we sure took our time getting the pictures of the winners from the last Members’ Party posted. Sometimes we post everything right away, and the site takes on even more of a “Home Movies” nature than it generally has. We wanted to avoid that this time around, and then there was the matter of grading the tests. D.Minion was a teacher for 15 years; grading tests is not high on her “Oh, goody, goody … I get to do this” list. Those of you that have been around for awhile will know that we generally have these Risqué Soirées sometime in September, and that’s about six months ago now. So think of this as a semi-annual review, and think about joining us next time around. How many other places can you hang out for two days with a bunch of beautiful adult movie stars? And if you do manage to join us next time, you won’t be at all confused by little pictures like this. For those of us that attended, this makes perfect sense. And we’re hardly even bothered by that fact. Somewhat easier to understand are all the naked pictures of Dee, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Anais, and Angel Cassidy. It may get better than it was for the drawing winners, but it’s hard to imagine just how … [FEATURED TAGS: Risque Members’ Party, Dee, Kristal, Anais, Wendy Divine, Angel Cassidy] |
Filed Under: Julia Ann
January 2004 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
| 1/31/04 | I read in a book today that someone turns 49 years old every 7½ seconds in the United States. In the process of putting together the 2004 Adult Entertainment Expo story, I was pretty sure I was going to be one of those people. The fact that this milestone happens some 5½ years from now did not disuade me from this thought. With the tallies all in we have 23 pages, somewhere over 10,154 words, 400+ pictures, and over 60 MB of video files added … today. Next time I ask for contributions from members on a story, will somebody please just shoot me? For now, this one’s in the database, and I’m making myself one serious Jack and Ginger … I also read in a book today, “There is only one boundary that limits a dreamer, and that is the boundary that he imposes on himself.” Around here, we might add … or herself …. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, AVN Awards, Kristal Summers, Dee Video, Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Anais Video, Georgia Adair Video, Wendy Divine, Wanda Curtis, Rayveness, Angel Cassidy, Kylie Ireland, Gauge, Tiffany Granath, Jessica Drake, Amber Michaels, Exclusive Video, Mr. Moto, Craig, Lon, Steve, D.Minion] |
| 1/28/04 | We know that Being with Juli Ashton was the last movie that Juli ever did for VCA. We also know that Georgia’s in town next week to sign her new Ninn Worx contract and talk about her new production line. We know that Dee’s on Night Calls Radio with Juli now, and we know that our good friend Juli has launched a new free site called HeyJuli.com. We want everyone to visit her and say, “Hi.” If you know all of these things, you might as well just skip to the pictures. Sometimes that’s best all around … [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Chloe, Shawna Sexton, Dee, Tina Tyler, Bridgette Kerkove] |
| 1/27/04 | Our good friends Julia Ann and Michael Raven scored big at the most recent AVN Awards show with Beautiful winning “Best Video Feature” and “Best Screenplay” for Wicked, “Best Actress” for Julia, and “Best Director” for Mr. Julia. Now we didn’t really have anything to do with the success of this production, but that’s never stopped us from writing a story about it anyway, and it’s not about to this time. Sometimes it’s just enough to recognize that, in fact, Julia’s Beautiful. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, D.Minion] |
| 1/26/04 | There are two major newspapers in the Los Angeles Metropolitan area. On the way out to breakfast (one of our favorite weekend events) this past Saturday we picked up a copy of each, having granted ourselves a morning break from management, web sites, and home improvement. The headlines on one of them included, “Iraq Arms Inspector Resigns, Casts Doubt on Prewar Data;” “Kerry Showing Strength Across Board in N.H.;” “Bush Seeks 7% Boost in Military Spending;” and “U.N. to Send Team to Assess Elections in Iraq.” The other paper chose these titles to hook its readers into purchase: “Phil on Kobe: It’s Shaq’s team,” and “Kids lose their Captain Kangaroo.” We’re thinking this demonstrates a fundamental difference of approach to an arena, and when D.Minion covered Kristal on a fetish shoot, it brought the idea home. My father used to tell me regularly that, “It takes all kinds to make a world,” and like most things my father used to tell me, what he meant keeps getting clearer and clearer. It’s funny how as you get older your parents get smarter, huh? [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, D.Minion, Risque News Insight] |
| 1/24/04 | Who could have guessed that a nation-wide shortage of “2-Disk” DVD boxes could delay the anticipated release of Anais’ first big Feature production for Ninn Worx? Who could have guessed that mainstream films would finally catch on to the benefits of including a second disk with captivating special features and heretofore unseen insights, thereby causing the shortage? Who could have guessed that Lon would have been completely bummed out by this dastardly consequence? Guess when you’ll finally be able to see the movie trailer, and even buy your own copy if you want … NOW. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Justine, Violet Blue, Rayveness, Wanda Curtis, Angel Cassidy, Michael Ninn]
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| 1/23/04 | Throughout history there have been many, many definitions of Innocence. In 12 pages and 182 pictures, D.Minion must have covered them all. Michael Ninn and Ninn Worx called these days Pure Pink and Sweet Cherry. We simply call them FINALLY COMPLETE … We’ll take two Jack Daniels and call you in the morning. Y’all just have a good weekend plowing through this. Our best estimates are that it will take you about as long to read about the shows as it did to actually shoot them. So far, we have not actually shot D.Minion … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Cytherea Video, Jayna Oso, Ann Harlow, Taylor Rain, Monique Alexander Video, Amber Rayne, Danni, Kitty, Kellemarie, Amberlina, Wanda Curtis Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion] |
| 1/20/04 | Dee had a cam show today, as you’ll be able to see if you’re a member. We call it Dee’s threesome and THEN some, and we’d elaborate more, but Carol’s really hungry and wants to get to the bar-b-que … Women are so fickle. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Kristal Summers] |
| 1/16/04 | We get emails all of the time asking us if the people that contribute to this site are “real” and if “the Members’ Parties really happen.” Well, we keep telling you that truth is stranger than fiction, and today we have yet another example. For some bizarre reason, Lon wanted to come to LA and work as an intern, so he could forget about no longer having any other work to do, and so we thought, “OK. Interns are free.” (We only said the first part out loud, however.) While most of the stuff was pretty boring, he did get a chance to try his hand at photographing one of Dee’s Cam Shows. We call his account “Dee Tales, Dee Tales” and we note delicately that as a photographer, Lon writes a very good story. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Lon] |
| 1/15/03 | Sometimes one of the best things about being a member around here has to be that you can get news before anyone else does. Our business doesn’t hit the AP Wire very often, so mass dissemination sometimes fails in even the coolest of circumstances. Speaking of mass and semen, coincidentally, we’re giving you a little peek in advance of what we think history will prove to be a very successful movie, certainly the biggest ever starred in by a certain brand new player. She would be Anais, and the movie would be In the Garden of Shadows, and if you want to understand the religious and sexual references, well you’ll just have to check out the story. If existential isn’t your cup of tea, just look at the dirty pictures … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Rayveness, Justine Joli, Violet Blue, Michael Ninn] |
| 1/13/04 | At the distinct risk to the health of one of our favorite Englishmen, we put together a little something to tide you over while we gather our thoughts and settle in to get back to work. (Get it? England is across the ocean — you know, across the tide. We’re very funny around here. Well, at least we think so.) So check on your Fetish, and see what we think will come to be known as the true beginning of a beautiful career. And then you can look at the bonus, and then the bonus bonuses … We’re very funny, and we’re very nice too. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Georgia Adair, Anais, Mandy Bright, Ashley Long, Naomi Marcella, Luci Lee, Sharon Wild, Wanda Curtis, Michael Ninn] |
| 1/6/04 | Well, we warned you, and it’s here. Read about When Michael Ninn met Anais … all 5,000+ words, 237 pictures, and one stunning video clip, worth. To say more would be just mean. Take your time. We’re off to Las Vegas for the convention. We’ll be back in a week, and D.Minion will probably have another epic on tap. Maybe we’ll just stay in Vegas, come to think of it … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Dee, Olivia Del Rio, Jassie, Kristal Summers, Jesse V., Teanna Kai, Naomi Marcella, Luci Lee, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion] |
| 1/5/04 | What do balloons, twinkling lights, spanking, a bunch of naked people, and a dildo that fits over your head have in common? Why a New Year’s Celebration on Night Calls, of course. All in all, it’s possible that Juli and Tiffany have more fun than most people on the planet. Still we can live vicariously through D.Minion’s reports, and if we’ve learned nothing else over the years, we’ve learned to take what we can get. It’s not about wanting what you don’t have, but rather enjoying what you do have. Right? [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, D.Minion] |
| 1/2/04 | It’s mostly about polka dots today, and we have Bert to thank for it. We also wanted to pay a special tribute to someone who has been a special member over the past year, and so we’ve done that. Honestly we’re starting the new year with a bit of nuance that we don’t often employ around these parts. Fortunately, Anais and Wanda Curtis in Lost Angels: Wanda Curtis aren’t actually all that subtle. Subtlety is for wimps. Many things come to mind when viewing this Ninn Worx Weekend; subtlety is not one of them. Excellent! [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Wanda Curtis, Michael Ninn] |
July 2004 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
| 7/30/04 | Well we’ve finally managed to catch up with the calendar around here, having just decided to postpone future attempts at “automated” web posts. Maybe we’re just too old fashioned around here, so we need to stick with old-fashioned methods. You can read about a whole bunch of new fashion, though, and peek in on Anais and Juli Ashton, at the 2004Night of the Stars event that we attended this week. Watching Juli read scripted dialogue with Seymore Butts was actually a bit surreal, as was watching the winners accepting their awards. When I first started in this business some 14 years ago, the winners (basically company owners and other industry hot-shots) all looked like Charleton Heston. This year, they all looked like Mr. Dreysdale from The Beverly Hillbillies. We are getting older … Sigh. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Juli Ashton, Nina Hartley, D.Minion] |
| 7/28/04 | It’s The Last Resort for Kristal Summers, but she seems fine with the whole thing. Pat Myne, her partner in the scene for this movie seemed a whole lot better than “fine” by the looks of him. Some people have all the luck … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, D.Minion] |
| 7/26/04 | Apparently Dee can Rock that Ass like few others, and so when Sean Michaels had a chance to do an anal scene with her in The Return of Sean Bond he very quickly and gallantly said, “Yes, please.” D.Minion was there and it’s actually safe to say you could consider them both shaken AND stirred … [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, D.Minion] |
| 7/24/04 | We promised Kristal and Devinn that we’d do what we could to continue to promote their upcoming “appearance” at Hedonism III in Jamaica this December. Of course we’ve also promised Juli Ashton that we’d do the same thing for her excursion to Jamaica this October, so it may get confusing along the way. Basically, you should just move in to Hedonism III for the final quarter of 2004, and then you’ll be sure to see everything. Also, if you read this story carefully, you’ll find out some extremely interesting information about Dee … Sorry, you’re going to have to deal with the words to find out. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Devinn Lane, Juli Ashton, Julia Ann, Stephanie Swift, Bert, D.Minion] |
| 7/21/04 | Night Calls was going old-school this time around, as Ron Jeremy and Christy Canyon joined Juli and Tiffany on the famous red couch. There was potentially a little too much talk about auto-fellatio, perhaps, but any time you get a chance to see Christy’s breasts, it pretty much makes up for anything. Fortunately, Ron kept his breasts hidden. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Christy Canyon, D.Minion] |
| 7/18/04 | Sometimes titles can be incredibly descriptive, as today’s Ninn Worx Weekend will demonstrate. Courtesy of Mr. Ninn we have 100 pictures and a Slide Show from Double Penetration. That seems to pretty much say it all, right? If you consider the show stars Katsumi, Aurora Snow, Nikita Denise, Rayveness, Mandy Bright, Michelle Wild, Ashley Long, Shy Love, Dominica Leone and Jodie Moore, well that certainly says it all. Talented lot, these … [FEATURED TAGS: Katsumi, Rayveness, Shy Love, Aurora Snow, Nikita Denise, Dominca Leone, Ashley Long, Mandy Bright, Michelle Wild, Jodie Moore, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight] |
| 7/17/04 | As Anais has just begun her second year under contract with Ninn Worx, we thought it might be interesting to go back and dig up D.Minion’s previously unpublished account of Anais’ first day on the job. One of the truly amazing things about this profession has to be watching the rapid, and often breathtaking, transformations that women in this business undergo. Now when you start with all the raw materials that Anais did, even the beginnings were impressive. Clearly she’s way too young to challenge the Queen, but, folks, there’s absolutely a new Princess in town … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion] |
| 7/14/04 | A couple of days ago Dee very sweetly pointed out that her “Index to KSEX” seemed to be a little bit behind the times. We rather cavalierly suggested that this was perfectly OK, as we were sure that no one really looked at it anyway. For the record, we should note here that “cavalierly” was not precisely the manner in which Dee preferred to receive a response in this situation. Who knew? After assuring her that we did indeed wish to continue to see her naked on a regular basis, we offered to put up D.Minion’s account of Dee’s most recent KSEX adventure — with Kristal, no less — this week. Then we tried to explain that if we put up all the dates for which DM has KSEX stories, but that aren’t posted yet, people would be more easily able to see how far we fall behind sometimes. Dee said, “Uh-Huh.” We updated that page too. Geez, some people have no sense of humor … [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, Kristal Summers, D.Minion] |
| 7/12/04 | According to D.Minion sometimes people just want to know, “What up?” We’re not sure what that means exactly, except perhaps that D.Minion has been spending too much time around Dee. On the off chance that we could decipher it correctly, however, we decided to provide a little snippet in time of the current state of not only Dee, but Kristal Summers, Anais, Georgia Adair, Angel Cassidy, D.Minion, and even Harry. Does this mean “What up?” Youth may be wasted on the young, but it’s not all that easy getting older either … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn] |
| 7/9/04 | Just call us the Sly Sultans of Seque … Come to think of it, you shouldn’t actually call us. We’d probably just send you to voicemail anyway, truth be told. Speaking of truth, we have a bit of that today, although that seems to be a relative term when it comes to history, but at least we’re fulfilling part of D.Minion’s promise to put up her shots from Kristal’s most recent Cam Show. We also have a surprisingly interesting “videography” on LA Erotica, and some honestly rather uninspiring stuff about spaghetti. All in all, maybe you should just look at the pictures … like Brian does … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Exclusive Video, Maverick, D.Minion] |
| 7/7/04 | Night Calls begins its new time slot tonight, and it’s got pretty much everyone around here a bit confused. Don’t think D.Minion’s account of Night Calls, June 16, 2004 will help you understand Juli Ashton or Tiffany Granath much better, however. Apparently all was a bit surreal. Well, when you start with purple bagels at the beginning of the day, that’s pretty much to be expected. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Ashley Blue, D.Minion] |
| 7/6/04 | Well, we’re making the effort at apology here by putting the Slide Show Replay of Kristal’s latest Cam Show really, really quickly. According to D.Minion, if we get up the video replay of the most recent Cam Show with Kristal AND Dee, people might begin to forgive us our human error. We’re going to go with that until we hear differently … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers] |
| 7/4/04 | … [Sigh. This post was supposed to go up this weekend, but it didn’t. We checked to see what happened, and it seems we forgot to push a button, so we can’t even blame the computers on this one. Still, “Human Error” means that actual humans run this site, and that’s a far cry better than many. … Sorry.] The fact that we chose the 4th of July to put up a review of an adult industry convention in America, written by a British citizen just goes to show what fun and clever people we are. It may go on to show some other stuff too, but we generally just choose to ignore those things. Life’s too short to dwell on unpleasantness, we think. So read what you can, survey what you have time for, and then go blow some stuff up! Happy Birthday ALL … [FEATURED TAGS: Erotica LA, Anais, Dee, Shayla LaVeaux, Georgia Adair, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Sydnee Steele, Julia Ann, Kylie Ireland, Alexis Amore, Rayveness, Nina Hartley, Devinn Lane, Christy Canyon, Lon, Maverick] |
| 7/1/04 | Sometimes the XXX business can be an odd place. (We’ll assume that doesn’t come as a big surprise, come to think of it.) So after six years in the business, Dee finally had a chance to do a scene with Sean Michaels, and D.Minion was there to document. We’re pretty sure we don’t even need to say much more than that, actually, so we’ll just let you get to it. As you can tell from the thumbnail here, Dee took to the activity with athletic passion. Too bad Sean couldn’t end up using the scene … Now they’ll have to do it again. Hey, maybe Dee did that on purpose. She’s a sneaky one, that Dee …. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Lisa Sparxxx, Exclusive Video, D.Minion] |
December 2003 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
| 12/31/03 | We had a plan. The skeleton crew that remained here over the holidays decided to post D.Minion’s “On The Scene” report from Anais’ first movie Fem: Diva in honor of the new year, what with Anais being new in 2003 and all. Thus they faithfully plodded through the processing of the 200+ pictures that D.Minion saw fit to capture. Then the editorial staff sat down (it sounds like it’s way more than one person if you say it that way) and took a look at the article. It is, in its current state, 14 pages long, utilizing 4,995 words. “Word Count” can be a daunting tool. Consequently, we came up with another plan. Today we have a nice little story about a day last summer when D.Minion was on the set for Spice TV with Julia Ann. It has a nice little collection of 10 paragraphs, most of them short, and a nice group of 37 mostly naked pictures of Julia. We liked this a lot. We will do our Fem: Diva piece in honor of the Adult Entertainment Expo that begins next week in Las Vegas, thus giving you a week to get through “The Epic That Began Anais.” You will think this is nice. The fact that D.Minion returns from vacation tonight, and will therefore be around to help with the bulk of the work that we face, has almost nothing to do with the reason that we decided to wait. Really. Swear. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, D.Minion] |
| 12/28/03 | Sean Michaels was kind enough to lend us his little tease for Rock that Ass, 23, and since the show features Dee, we figured today would be a good day to show off a dirty couple dozen. Now there will certainly be better (and more complete) coverage as time goes on, but if you think of this as primarily a therapeutic value, it will certainly serve as a more pleasant diversion than some will find today. If you bother to read the story, you’ll see what we mean. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Lisa Sparxx] |
| 12/26/03 | Ninn Worx Weekends reappear, thankfully delivering us from the season of really bad puns. Given the time of year, however, we’re thinking that Innocence: Sweet Cherry might be just the thing to start us off on a more traditional approach. See, mom? I like tradition too … =) [Oh, by the way, the woman pictured in the Ninn Worx banner below is Nikita Denise, who just happens to be the newest contract player for Michael and his team. You hear all the good stuff here first. Oh, and also by the way, this turned out to never be technically true. A vast distance lies betwixt the promise and the paper. Remember that.] [FEATURED TAGS: Amberlina, Kellemarie, Ann Harlow, Cytherea, Alicia Rhodes, Faith Lamour, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight] |
| 12/25/03 | If you ask my mother, she’ll tell you that the problem with the modern-day Christmas holiday stems from the “evil root of money.” According to her, people have forgotten the True Meaning of Christmas, and as a fine upstanding Baptist (ok, as fineand upstanding as one can be while still being a Baptist), she’ll be quick to point out that this festive season should NOT rely on gift-giving, but rather should invoke emotional, introspective, and faithfully tithing genuflection. Well, I can confidently say here that mom would be proud of this post. I can confidently say this because I’m absolutely certain mom is not a member of this site, and thus will never be able to see what’s inside. Mom always says I lack a certain reverence for tradition; my mom has always been very wise. Merry Christmas all … Happy Hanukah … Convivial Kwanzaa … e pluribus unum … [FEATURED TAGS: Merry Christmas!] |
| 12/24/03 | The Holiday Season is upon us, and we thought of the perfect gift for all of you. Rather than give away the secret, we’ll just tell you that we’ve decided to call it the Vachs Box. At a time of year when too many institutitions equate “value” with “cost,” we’re encouraging the simple path around here. Starting from the intrinsic premise that “It’s the thought that counts,” we’ve decided that Inari must be extremely valuable, as she stirs many thoughts … to say the least. She seems to stir some other parts too, but we’re way too polite to mention them. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs] |
| 12/22/03 | Dee had a Cam Show today. If you missed it today, you can nevertheless catch the replay and D.Minion’s pictures today. Today is a good day to be both a member and an intern. We are not just saying that because today is the last day before Christmas bonuses get handed out. Probably. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, D.Minion] |
| 12/19/03 | We have our relatively common use of nostalgia today, but we also have a bit of poetry, complete with literary criticism, and even a touch of a requiem. Basically it may be just a little deep for casual perusal this time around, so maybe it’s best to simply look at the pictures of Kristal Summers acting out Love Letters. Many of you probably know that a member named Maverick (and that sounds like a country song) has quite a fascination with Ms. Summers. After looking through these pictures, we’re thinking you might see Maverick as a very smart man. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Anais, Monika Star, D.Minion] |
| 12/17/03 | It’s Night Calls Night again, and D.Minion got in her latest coverage just under the wire. She’s been spending so much time on set of late that she’s been falling further behind in her scribely duties. We have put her mind at ease, however, when she expresses her fears that we’ll reassign her various jobs to the couple of new interns we have working here for a bit and then fire her. As you peruse Night Calls, December 3, 2003 you too can rest assured that D.Minion will be around for a long time. We have clearly explained to her that she can’t be fired, as slaves have to be sold … Do we have an opening bid, by the way? [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Tall Goddess, DoLorian, D.Minion] |
| 12/16/03 | In a recent FDA study, United States government doctors researching test drugs administered weekly doses of VIAGRA to an equal number of doctors and lawyers. While the majority of the doctors achieved enhanced sexual prowess, the lawyers simply grew taller. The US government researchers are at a loss to explain. That pretty much typifies today’s miscellaneous approach. Sometimes you just run across stuff you don’t know what to do with, and so you just throw it all together and see what comes out. Think of this as the vegetable stew of web posts. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Becca, Kristal Summers, TJ Hart, Stephanie Swift, Julia Ann, Devinn Lane, Sydnee Steele, Jill Kelly, Ashton Moore, Harley Davis] |
| 12/14/03 | It’s the holiday season, and so we decided to Wanda as we Wanda. Sometimes we scare even ourselves. On the upside, we’ve usually forgotten about it by the next day. If you can’t always have dazzling days, at least you can strive to have a short memory. And that’s a wonderfully deep thought on which to approach this week 14 of the of NFL. Come to think of it, it’s best to have perspective, a short memory, and football. =) … [FEATURED TAGS: Wanda Curtis] |
| 12/13/03 | Time zones have an odd way of creating an introspective effect, it seems to me. And meeting new people interested in your job can create a retrospective one. The combination of these two leads to yet another appreciation of Juli Ashton, Michael Ninn, VCA Pictures, and all that we still have to learn. Somehow, that seems to say enough for the time being — except maybe, “It’s good to be home.” [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Amber Lynn, Asia Carrera, Jill Kelly, Stephanie Swift, Nikita, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight] |
| 12/10/03 | Bonjour! Je m’appelle Tinker. J’adore Dee. Et vous? Clic ici! [Someone forgot to tell Tinker that everybody hates the French. I’ll put it on the list.] See what happens when Lucky goes out of town? Yep, you guessed it … as others have mentioned, the inmates are running the asylum. Porno newshounds near and far will appreciate DM’s report & pics from the recent KSEX awards show. If you’re one of those folks who only looks at the pictures, skip straight to beautiful shots of Dee in the altogether (mostly in the altogether … which is the way we like it, dammit). Did I mention that Lucky is out of town? [And now I’m not. I’m reserving opinion on whether or not this is a good thing. At first blush, it seems we have altogether too many inmates around this asylum. The secret to success, however, must be not to let the first blush disuade you.] [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio Awards, Dee, Rayveness, Alana Evans, Cytherea, Felicia Fox, D.Minion] |
| 12/6/03 | If you’re a Member here, you’re no stranger to … well … strangeness. If that’s the case, today you’ll have some chance of understanding what we can only describe as Stream of Consciousness Web Posting. On the upside, we have Anais’ latest Video Diary entry, and we have a sneak preview of last week on set with Michael Ninn and Angel Cassidy. We also have an overwhelming desire to say, “Say Goodnight, Anais.” We’re attributing this lack of cognizance to being new at this. Next week, we’ll think of a different excuse. =) … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Katsumi, Angel Cassidy, Isabella, Nikita Denise, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn] |
| 12/3/03 | It’s Oh, Pun season as a new temporary scribemaster takes over the oddness that defines the Risqué parent site. The inmates are literally running the asylum here as we offer up the latest in Juli Ashton’s Night Calls episodes, and the former “Big Dick” seems powerless to stop us. Hopefully that won’t be too much of a problem, and (equally hopefully) he’ll never read back to notice anyway. Basically, we’re what you’re left with when Other Matters prevail, but that seems to fit. We’ll just warn you, this is All The Spanks You Get … Take a pillory; we’ll call you in the morning. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, D.Minion] |
| 12/1/03 | Today we’re testing powers of imagination as we ask you to imagine Anais having a large black penis. We’re talking about Dee’s new show on Spice LIVE, you see, and since her co-host is Mr. Marcus … Well, it’s sort of complicated. Just look at the pretty pictures and be grateful you don’t reside in our confused mind. It’s pretty in here, but a little odd sometimes. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Anais, D.Minion] |























































