| 3/31/18 | 
ReelRisque Ring That Belle | pics & vid[STAR TAGS: Lexi Belle Video] |
| 3/30/18 |  Bells, at least the ones like in orchestras, peal. Belles, at least like the ones in adult movies, peel. Now we do not take it upon ourselves to supply cultural guidance, or even comment upon whether the oboe, or the “Oh, Whoa!” provide a superior societal benefit. We do not consider it our task to choose between trilling and thrilling, nor will we formulate an opinion as to how many clothes you should be wearing as you choose your personal favorite. We will merely suggest a careful perusal of the Peals of Penthouse. Feel free to go for Baroque with your own soundtrack. [STAR TAGS: Lexi Belle Video, Jenna Sativa, Penthouse.com] |
| 3/28/18 | 
ReelRisque Keep on Truckin’ | pics[STAR TAGS: Jenna Sativa, Yasmine de Leon, Ana Foxxx] |
| 3/27/18 |  There have been times in our history when the relationship between the storyline and the illustration in these risqué annals has admittedly stretched even the word tangential to a bit of an extreme. Then again, we’re pretty old, and we’ve had a lot of relationships, so that could stand to reason. A few days ago, we all celebrated National Puppy Day by going to Der Wienerschnitzel, for example, which seemed perfectly logical to us. Truth be told, around here we feel fairly comfortable when the Tale Wags the Blog. [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Kristal Summers, Devinn Lane, Sydnee Steele, Nikita Denise, Ginger Lynn Video] |
| 3/23/18 |  If you get to see Dee in the midst of — quite literally in our case — three different countries and cultures, all in one little Risqué Update, well who can blame us for starting to feel a bit on the Bohemian side? And if you need to travel, you must have luggage, right? So might we suggest Bolivia Samsonite? Honestly that won’t make much sense until you experience today’s episode of Essentially Dee with us, but we really just needed to make the joke in a place where someone might appreciate it. You’ll see. We have much to appreciate today. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Juli Ashton Video, Bolivia Samsonite Video] |
| 3/22/18 | 
Risqué “TOC” Anna Lovato’s Catwalk[STAR TAGS: Alyson McKenzie Video, Anna Lovato Video, Charlie Monaco Video, Linsey McKenzie Video, Crystal Pink Video, Gemma Massey Video, Krystal Webb Video, Chloe Cruize Video, Emma Kate Dawson Video, Nicole Lauren Video, Paige Ashley Video, Cindy Behr Video, Natasha Marley Video, Antonia Deona Video, Tammie Lee Video] |
| 3/20/18 |  Most of us have lived through those moments when what allegedly constitutes “progress” seems more accurately to represent quite the opposite. Sometimes life can bite you in the butt, let’s be honest. Still, it never actually helps to rage against the machine — or tilt against windmills for the more literally inclined — but it does make you feel better in the short run, so that’s the path we’ve chosen for a quick mid-week lament. We’ll play the cards we’re dealt tomorrow. For today we will apply the universal commentary of the human condition: No Fair! [STAR TAGS: Viki La Vie] |
| 3/18/18 | 
GingerLynn Bella Reese – Nina Hartley – Jodi Taylor – Sheena Rose – Gina West – Ashlyn Molloy… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 3/17/18 |  You just have to love days where we celebrate Saints it seems to us. Saint Nicolas? Awesome, and never seems to have suffered the body shaming past that haunts many of us, despite being quite old by most standards. Saint Patrick? Who doesn’t love green beer — at least after having partaken of a sufficient number of them? Drew Brees and his new contract with the New Orleans Saints? … Yeah, we might have diverged off the mainstream path with that last one, but wait until you get a load of this year’s Erin Go Braless episode. You won’t even worry about the mainstream path anymore. Heck, it even works without green beer. [STAR TAGS: Happy St. Patrick’s Day!] |
| 3/17/18 | 
247AdultStars The Cat’s Outta da Bag[STAR TAGS: Chessie Kay Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 3/16/18 | 
ReelRisque La Vie La Dulce | video[STAR TAGS: Viki La Vie Video] |
| 3/11/18 | 
ReelRisque The “V” in VIP | pics[STAR TAGS: Anna Lovato, Cindy Behr, Charlie Monaco, Natasha Marley, Antonia Deona, Tammie Lee] |
| 3/9/18 |  You can have Dee “Essentially” in any number of ways, although to be fair, you will definitely find all the in person ones to be a lot better than the ones where she only exists in your mind. If you do not have that first option, however, a little sex education with respect to advanced adult products — including the assistance of Keri Windsor, Shayla LaVeaux, and Juli Ashton — might be just fine for a few visits at least. Speaking of that, we can use that one word over again quite emphatically in this instance: Respect. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Dee Video, Keri Windsor Video] |
| 3/4/18 | 
GingerLynn Kiki Daire – Miley May – Sabrina Deep – Missy Martinez – Rebecca Bardoux – Imani Rose… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 3/3/18 | 
CythereasWetWorld “Lesbian Squirt Machine” pt 1 | The Power of Nun[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Rebecca Bardoux Video, Brandi Blunt Video] |
| 3/2/18 | 
ReelRisque Pool Clues | pics[STAR TAGS: Chloe Cruize, Emma Kate Dawson, Nicole Lauren, Paige Ashley] |
| 3/1/18 | 
KylieIreland More Passion than Crime[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video] |
March 2018 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
Stars:Alyson McKenzie| Ana Foxxx| Anna Lovato| Antonia Deona| Bolivia Samsonite| Charlie Monaco| Chessie Kay| Chloe Cruize| Cindy Behr| Crystal Pink| Cytherea| Dee| Devinn Lane| Emma Kate Dawson| Gemma Massey| Ginger Lynn| Jenna Sativa| Juli Ashton| Keri Windsor| Kristal Summers| Krystal Webb| Kylie Ireland| Lexi Belle| Linsey McKenzie| Natasha Marley| Nicole Lauren| Nikita Denise| Paige Ashley| Rebecca Bardoux| Shayla LaVeaux| Sydnee Steele| Tammie Lee| Viki La Vie| Yasmine de Leon
Year:2018
Month:March
Men will do truly crazy things, spending even crazier amounts of money, simply to look at pretty women from across the room. Granted, that hardly qualifies as much of a news flash, as it pretty much serves as the basis for the entire strip club industry, but when you do that for a clothed woman, well, your name could be Lon, and the woman would then be jessica drake. Booze you can’t enjoy from an obscured vantage point across the room, welcome to a bizarre world. [STAR TAGS: Jessica Drake]
Dearest Dee has a birthday today, and although propriety (and a healthy fear of Dee) dictates that we not tell you her age, we will tell you that she has not turned 30; nor has she turned 50. … What we can tell you would be that today seemed like the perfect opportunity to launch our in depth — y’know, so to speak — retrospective of her quintessential title, Essentially Dee. Granted, that may be a bit grandiose of an explanation for a year in the life of a porn star, but maybe not. You may be surprised. Dee has often surprised us, and we’re like old, and jaded, and crap. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Juli Ashton Video, Keri Windsor Video, Dee Video]
Cultural differences abound, perhaps never more clearly than in the world of adult entertainment. True, the political environment of the current branches of the United States government could certainly make a claim to that title right now, but generally libido inclinations win the prize. As the Risqué Business old adults again try to understand the Risqué Business young adults, though, we reached a comfortable conclusion. Factor in Dasha, Shay Sweet and the good-natured enjoyment of Eric Masterson. Sprinkle with Dee, Lisa Ann, and Hannah Harper, and you probably won’t even mind Dale Dabone. You almost certainly will forget about deeper cultural issues, actually — at least for a while. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Dasha Video, Shay Sweet Video, Hannah Harper, Lisa Ann]
At some point in life you simply have to put your old love letters away, if for no other reason than your new love may find them, and this, in all likelihood, will result in any number of possible scenarios — all of them unpleasant. So today we put away the last of our Love Letters coverage, leaving us all with not only some quite fetching visual entertainment, but one overriding truth: When talking about Kristal Summers, one need not worry too much about old love letters, because she has an inimitable way of constantly inspiring new ones. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Anais, Monique Alexander Video, Aurora Snow Video, Karina Video]
Gibby remembers birthdays, once again demonstrating his helpful status, as did his superior efforts with Martin Randy at the AEE, but the Super Bowl distracted us again. The winners get invited to the White House to visit with the President, you see, so now we have a question. When these convivial young men from the City of Brotherly Love show up to have their photo-op with President Trump, do you think they’ll take a knee? [STAR TAGS: Anais, Michael Ninn]
Certain movies simply transcend generations, becoming “classics” — at least to their many, many fans. Groundhog Day happens to be one of those movies, being enjoyed by people more than 30 years apart in age in our office, so today always marks a special occasion for the Risqué Folk. Lacking the funds necessary to bring in Bill Murray, however, we instead set up the final installment of the Taren Steele Fan Club Trilogy. While “hilarious” will likely not describe it in your mind, you may well want this day to repeat over and over again. [STAR TAGS: Taren Steele Video] 
We don’t really do the Auld Lang Syne toast around here until the final day of the Adult Entertainment Expo, because that happens to be when we see a great number of people we have not seen, perhaps since the event last year. When you’ve turned the final corner on a movie as fun to make as My First Porno, though, it brings back a lot of those same memories. Honestly, it would be worth a month’s membership just to watch Kristal Summers as Shayla unveils one of the largest dildoes you will ever see and proceeds to explain how necessary it will be to the integrity of movie. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Kristal Summers Video, Inari Vachs Video]
Talking to young people can be fun. One can respond to a surprising number of quizzical expressions with the simple statement, “Well, I wasn’t always this old.” … Have you ever watched a movie, or heard a news report, or even seen a simple photograph and thought to yourself, “There is no way on earth I was ever, ever that dumb?” … Well, we haven’t either, and even if we had, we couldn’t admit it because some Millennial might get their little feelings hurt. 
We spend our lives dealing with the impact of time. We have to wait too long for it to pass. It passes too quickly. We can’t remember enough of the details we need to. We can’t forget nearly as much as we’d like. Bottom line: Time can be a real Bitch. 
Surprising as it may seem, you do not often get to watch honest-to-goodness, down-to-her-toes, female orgasms on screen very much these days. Fortunately on a particularly celebratory occasion, this will not be one of those days — at least for Risque Members — as we share Dee as she shares with us. We think of it as 
Michael Raven chose Paradise Lost to serve as an inspiration for an adult movie. Ironically, that ended up being an apt description of our path through the coverage of it — well, the “lost” part, not the every decision being fraught with the peril of eternal damnation part. All in all, despite losing a key author along the way, we have upheld the Risqué Tradition of insight with a healthy dose of humor along the way. For the record, we have no idea how long it took Mr. Milton to write the original manuscript, but we feel fairly confident that it was faster than the period of time that it took to finish our coverage of Mr. Raven’s movie. 
Sometimes you just need to try some things out and have your friends tell you if you’re crazy. Hopefully most of you do not get the resounding “YES!” that many of us here get when we pose that question to people at least theoretically aligned with us, so in keeping with that reality, we decided to simply 
Have you ever had one of those days where your very best friend in life complains that you have never invited to her to a lesbian orgy? … Yeah, OK, so maybe our days do not generally turn out to be much like everyone else’s. But still, you do feel bad when you really have no excuse other than 
Too often people have to die before we consider their contributions in life. Of course mortality slapping us in the face tends to bring out all sorts of defense mechanisms, because let’s face it: The dead person would probably still rather be alive, even if nobody talked about all the really brave things they did in their lives. Well, we do not have anyone that can rival Muhammad Ali to consider today, but on the upside, they’re all still alive, so maybe we can get ahead of the game and think about all the wonderful times we have had because of 
