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February 2005 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

2/26/05	This is a “kinda-sorta” Ninn Worx Weekend set, although the shots don’t technically come from a DVD Gallery, they are here out of the goodness and niceness of Michael Ninn. Mostly we like them because they contain many, many pictures of Anais, Dee, Angel Cassidy, and Georgia Adair enjoying themselves (and at least one happy man). To be completely honest there are another 16 women playing among these 120 pictures too, but after the four-way tie for First Place, does it really matter? [FEATURED TAGS: Victoria Sin, Sharon Wild, Angel Cassidy, Nikita Denise, Georgia Adair, Wanda Curtis, Melissa Lauren, Olivia Del Rio, Dominica Leoni, Barbara Summer, Violet Blue, Rayveness, Sarah Blake, Shy Love, Elizabeth, Katsumi, Venus, Anais, Dee, Paola Rey, Michael Ninn]
2/21/05	We have a little “Moto“vation today, as one of our original members provides (some people) an example of exactly how to go about covering annual conventions. We consider him a Maverick in his own right … [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, Jessica Drake, Carmen Luvana, Jesse Jane, Paola Rey, Alicia Rhodes, Aurora Snow, Brittney Skye, Julia Ann, Tera Patrick, Mr. Moto]
2/19/05	In a poignant lesson about basic human kindness and the indelible human sexual spirit, we take a few moments today to ruminate upon the differences between porn stars and the rest of us. OK. What we really do is use a flimsy excuse to watch our buddies Georgia Adair and Even Stone introduce a young lady to the joys of three-way sex in Becoming Georgia Adair, Chapter III. It sounded a lot better the first way, though. [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair, Harmony, Michael Ninn]
2/16/05	Because Dee does a lot more than just KSEX, we thought we’d show off a little more of her. Today she stars in the movie Chill which I think has a strange name. I watched it, and I actually felt kind of warm. Also, Dee had a scene with Scott Styles and Christie Lee, and another one with Holly Hollywood, so there’s a lot to look at here. For example, we have this interesting picture of a topless Dee conversing with a stuffed buffalo head. I emailed it to Dee with the observation, “You’re a strange, strange woman, my friend.” And she looks really good naked too. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Christie Lee, Holly Hollywood, D.Minion]
2/15/05	We’re plowing through Dee’s old KSEX stories again with another bizarre episode — this from August 4, 2004. You know, if everyone had to spend hours and hours looking at Dee naked while they plowed, there would probably be a lot more farmers in America. Of course, that’s just one opinion. [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, Alana Evans, D.Minion]
2/14/05	You know what’s better than Valentine’s Day? That’s easy: Valentine’s Day with Kristal Summers. Kristal’s been so busy lately that it’s been hard to pin her down, but we did manage to fanagle a special Cam Show out of her, and there’s of course the story of “Kristal’s Amazing Feats” … All in all, we have a lot of Kristal today, and all in all that makes for a very good day. As a matter of fact, it’s difficult to think of a better day, unless, of course, you think of Kristal AND Dee … AND Wendy …. Well, you get the picture. Still, if one has to suffer through with just one woman, Kristal would be a good choice. Happy Day, all … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Exclusive Video]
2/13/05	It’s pretty much your typically wacky Night Calls post here today, as we get references from Biblical, through outlaw country music, and end up with “Charlie the Tuna.” Sometimes I worry about us; I really do. Then, I just decide to stop thinking about it and have a cookie. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Ashley Blue, Mav, Steve, D.Minion]
2/9/05	Anonymous sex would be bad … right? Well if you need an inhibitor, we could talk about confusion, misinterpretation, or even (egads) … lawyers … I’m thinking we should just stick with anonymous sex. Oh, and we’re only mentioning Maverick in passing here. We be jammin’ … [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Kristal Summers, Dee, Tiffany Granath, TJ Hart, Vicca, Nikita, Inari Vachs, Anais, Julia Ann, Becca, Devinn Lane, Georgia Adair, Keri Windsor, Cheyenne Silver, Wendy Divine, Maverick]
2/7/05	D.Minion files her Super Bowl 2005 report today, but doesn’t really talk much football. I think the entire gridiron report was “Oh, yeah. The Patriots won. Rah.” We do get some take on the commercials, though, and a rather lengthy report on the current state of the miniature dachshunds. Great. She closes with a dirty dozen shots from last week’s Ninn shoot, however, so you can just skip to Katsumi, Penny Flame, Mia Smiles, and some beautiful Russian girl I didn’t get to meet. (Drat.) Remember that handy little camera icon at the top of the page. [FEATURED TAGS: Mia Smiles, Katsumi, Penny Flame, Trinity, Monica Sweetheart]
2/6/05	Apparently there’s a big football game going on today, but it doesn’t involve either the Broncos or the Dolphins, so it really can’t be that important after all. So for those of us that would rather see beautiful women masturbate on this fine occasion, we have another option. Ninn Worx Weekends have taken a sorry slide of late, but they’re back today. Also we have an excellent picture of Sasha’s breasts. Cool … [FEATURED TAGS: Linn Thomas, Anais, Angel Cassidy, Georgia Adair, Anna Karin, Jesse V., Mia Smiles, Katsumi, Justine Joli, Monica Daniels, Olivia Del Rio, Nikita Denise, Nautica, Kenzie Ryan, Rayveness, Judith Bodor, Erica Vachs, Teanna Kai, Laurie Capri, Dominica Leoni, Michael Ninn]
2/2/05	You know what’s nice? A nice little story about Dee on KSEX from last July. It’s short. It has fifteen nice little pictures, and it shows Dee’s breasts.Of course it also shows Dee trying to feed Jack Daniels to a stuffed bear, but that’s just how things go around here. Also, it will only take about ten minutes out of your life to take it all in. Sometimes that’s nice. [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, D.Minion]

Stars:Alana Evans| Alicia Rhodes| Anais| Angel Cassidy| Anna Karin| Ashley Blue| Aurora Snow| Barbara Summer| Becca| Brittney Skye| Carmen Luvana| Cheyenne Silver| Christie Lee| Dee| Devinn Lane| Dominica Leoni| Elizabeth| Erica Vachs| Georgia Adair| Harmony| Holly Hollywood| Inari Vachs| Jesse Jane| Jesse V.| Jessica Drake| Judith Bodor| Juli Ashton| Julia Ann| Justine Joli| Katsumi| Kenzie Ryan| Keri Windsor| Kristal Summers| Laurie Capri| Linn Thomas| Melissa Lauren| Mia Smiles| Michael Ninn| Monica Daniels| Monica Sweetheart| Nautica| Nikita| Nikita Denise| Olivia Del Rio| Paola Rey| Penny Flame| Rayveness| Sarah Blake| Sharon Wild| Shy Love| Teanna Kai| Tera Patrick| Tiffany Granath| TJ Hart| Trinity| Venus| Vicca| Victoria Sin| Violet Blue| Wanda Curtis| Wendy Divine

Year:2005

December 2004 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

12/26/04	Taking a little more of an “Adult Holiday” today, we noticed that we’ve been slacking on our Ninn Worx Weekends, so we’re beginning the healing process today with what may be one of the best series subtitles we’ve ever scene. The guy heading up the art department actually came up with the title, but if it doesn’t apply to the industry in general, we’re not sure what would. Enjoy your break from the questionable humor littering this site, and take a look at Innocence: Wild Child. Is that perfect, or what? (“Or what” would be the incorrect answer, by the way.) [FEATURED TAGS: Keri Sable, Marie Luv, Cassie Young, Fallon, Marlena, Jennifer Luv, Jasmine Byrne, Michael Ninn]
12/25/04	It just wouldn’t be the same without our Annual Celebration of Christmas Day Silly Post. That’s not so say it wouldn’t be better, of course; it just wouldn’t be the same. This time around, though, you can actually find naked female breasts if you look carefully for them. Our advice would be to pretty much ignore everything else you run across. [FEATURED TAGS: Merry Christmas!]
12/16/04	In honor of our new member “geyser” and other AnaisAlexander.com friends, we’ve got day two of D.Minion’s account of Faith: In the Garden of Shadows, Book Two on tap for today. There’s a special surprise at the end of the post too, but we can’t tell you what it is, because … well … then it wouldn’t be a surprise now, would it? [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Jana Cova, Angel Cassidy, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
12/13/04	Those of you that remember a few weeks ago when we posted the “rough cut” version of Dee’s solo experience in Exposed Featuring Dee may perhaps enjoy the “final” version as it appeared in the show. Of course, if beautiful women enjoying themselves doesn’t happen to be your cup of tea, then perhaps you’ll more enjoy D.Minion’s account of the drunken revelry at the 2004 KSEX Awards Show. Now DM doesn’t explicitely mention the drunkenness, we must be fair to say, but you go ahead and take a look at the pictures, and let us know what you think … FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio Awards, Dee Video, Rayveness, Alana Evans, Cytherea, Kylie Ireland, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
12/8/04	Hey, we did part one of a story a couple of days ago, and now we’re following with part two today! Now while you certainly shouldn’t get used to this type of efficiency around here, you can feel free to enjoy Plush Day Two as much as you enjoyed Day One. Of course if you didn’t enjoy Day One at all, you’re probably not going to like this one either, in which case you should go walk your dog, or feed the homeless, or maybe repaint that guest room like you’ve been meaning to. You have choices in life, you know; feel free to take advantage of them. We’ll be back with something else later … after we feed our own dogs and assure them they won’t be homeless any time soon. [FEATURED TAGS: Angel Cassidy, Melissa Lauren, Barbara Summer, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
12/5/04	Uh-Oh. We’re back to one of those “D.Minion has been on set for a million hours” kind of posts, which means that while you do get a whole bunch of Behind the Scenes pictures (128 of them this time around), you also have to pretend to read a whole bunch of words too. On the upside, most of you don’t know D.Minion personally, so you’ll really never have to worry about being tested on your knowledge. If you do happen to run into her at some point and she does attempt to discern the depths of your attention to her details, do what she and Tinker always do when faced with such a situation: Argue with the hypothetical … Until then enjoy, Plush Day One, and we’ll keep your secret. [FEATURED TAGS: Angel Cassidy, Justine Joli, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
12/4/04	Late breaking news tonight revealed a travesty in the voting procedures for the KSEX Awards this year. We know this because neither Harry or Dee won anything at all, and that’s just gotta be a travesty. What could be more traversing than that, after all? In order to distract everyone from this sad turn of events we quick put together a wonderful slide show of Inari Vachs so that we could stop thinking about all of the serious injustices in the world. I mean, who’s a better porn jockey than Harry, really? Harry can insult entire races, genders, and socio-economic classes in one small sentence. Harry gets hate mail from household pets. This kind of talent just shouldn’t go uncredited. Consequently, we’re going to think of something really cool to give to Harry and Dee, but while we’re doing that, you might just as well enjoy Inari naked. If you have any good ideas, let D.Minion know, though. Maverick’s in town, and he probably needs something to do … [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs]
12/1/04	Apparently Howard Keel died recently, which probably has nothing to do with the expression “Keel Over” now that we think about it. And although he doesn’t seem to have appeared in the US movie Oklahoma, he did participate in the original 1947 London version of the production, which must be why Maverick thought he was in the movie. Actually, Howard was in several famous musicals including Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, and Kiss Me Kate, but he also does not appear in Dee’s newest movie from Ninn Worx, Exposed Featuring Dee, what with him being dead and all. If you have some knowledge of the musical Oklahoma you may enjoy today’s post a bit more than the people that just have some knowledge of Dee and enjoy seeing her … well … Exposed. Those people will certainly enjoy the Movie Trailer and DVD Galleries that Michael let us show you, whereas the Oklahoma people will also get the joke. At least getting the joke is not mandatory. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Anais, Georgia Adair, Isabella, Angel Cassidy, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Stars:Alana Evans| Anais| Angel Cassidy| Barbara Summer| Cassie Young| Cytherea| Dee| Fallon| Georgia Adair| Inari Vachs| Isabella| Jana Cova| Jasmine Byrne| Jennifer Luv| Justine Joli| Keri Sable| Kylie Ireland| Marie Luv| Marlena| Melissa Lauren| Michael Ninn| Rayveness

Year:2004

October 2004 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

10/29/04	So the newspaper yesterday said, “… the frustrated, fanatic but ever faithful fans of the fatalistic franchise from the Fens gathered ….” You have to be a sports writer, or possibly a webmaster, to get away with that kind of alliteration, but isn’t it “fun?” As Bronco fans around here, we’re well versed in this whole International Humiliation thing, and so our hearts go out to the St. Louis hopefuls out there. Naturally, we congratulate those rooting for the Red Sox, because as every fan of any sport knows, we are each personally responsible for the successes of “Our Team.” Because of our deep empathy for the Cardinal fans, however, we’ve decided to grab a bit of attention from CafeAnais and show everyone a solo scene from her most recent Ninn Epic. It won’t take away the pain of losing so soundly, but it will certainly provide a pleasant distraction. You Boston folks can feel free to catch up when the euphoria wears off … Congratulations, by the way. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
10/26/04	The weather seems to be rapidly moving colder in much of the country, and so we thought we’d do something a little different today, so you have an excuse to stay inside. Today you actually get to see Dee not perfect — at least in the Michael Ninn definition of the expression. If we explained what we meant by that, well, there wouldn’t be any reason to read the story, and so we’re just going to encourage you to read the story. Still, if you insist on not reading, just look at the “rough” promotional video and the 128 pictures. It’s still good to be a member, even if everything’s not perfect … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
10/24/04	Today’s Ninn Worx Weekend is even more dazzling than usual. In fact, we liked the contribution from Angel Cassidy’s latest movie so much that we decided to run the story even before you can even buy the DVD. (Sorry, DM.) In addition to the typically beautiful shots, many of the atypically beautiful Angel, we also included the sexy audio tracks from the erotic poetry that frames the story, and even some trivia about Michael Ninn. All in all this seems a good way to kill some time while we all wait to see the Broncos play on Monday Night Football tomorrow night. We ARE all waiting for that, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Angel Cassidy, Justine Joli, Barbara Summer, Melissa Lauren, Exclusive Audio, Michael Ninn]
10/21/04	If you think about it, the term “Rain-Aid” sounds like a Willie Nelson concert. Fortunately, thinking about this issue does not constitute the important part of today’s insight. Actually, you might find it a lot more interesting to contemplate Juli Ashton’s Pocket Rocket, as seen through the eyes (well, and other parts) of Dee and Anais during one of their cam shows. There seems to be a lot going on with Anais these days, thanks to the bumbling of some executives we won’t name over at the company that distributes Ninn Worx’ pictures, and if you needed any more proof that we should just put Dee in charge of everything, you need only look at these pictures … If everyone just did what they are good at, life would be much simpler. It might also be much simpler if it never rained in California … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Anais, D.Minion]
10/18/04	For a change, this post actually seems to be fairly self-explanatory. Of course if you don’t want to bother with the explanation, you can just be satisfied looking at 120 or so pictures of Juli Ashton, Dee, Kristal Summers and Becca lounging around Hedonism III in Jamaica. Some things just aren’t that complicated. This is good. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Dee, Kristal Summers, Becca]
10/15/04	As you can see from this thumbnail, when Keri Windsor buys flowers for someone, she’s very serious about it. Actually she might think about someone larger than Dee deliver them for her next time. It’s a good thing it wasn’t bee season on the last set of Naked Hollywood, or D.Minion’s story might have had a different ending. If you look carefully around the foliage, you might also catch Asia Carrera and Nina Hartley in this look at a time passed … Keri’s a lot of things, but subtle hasn’t seemed among them. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Asia Carrera, Nina Hartley, Keri Windsor, D.Minion]
10/13/04	Wow! Just when you think you’ve seen everthing, we throw our first “ergo” into a story. … Assuming that doesn’t sufficiently titillate you, we also have a video clip from (the recently retired, or not) Anais, some funny stuff, a peek into the private life of D.Minion, and proof that redish isn’t the only person on the planet that loves Juli Ashton. All in all, we call it “Miscellaneous Wrecks.” (We’re seeking therapy just as soon as we get the time.) [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Anais Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, Lon]
10/10/04	Now very few things can probably tear you away from football today, but if your team happens to be losing badly, or the games you care about aren’t on television — or even if you’re one of those bizarre aliens that don’t care to watch big, sweaty, overly-adorned men get paid too much money to fight over a silly little ball — well, then, today might be a pleasant diversion. Now we’ll warn you that there’s no small amount of whining, and even some economic ruminations before you actually get to the Wonderful Ninn Worx Weekend featuring Fragile women that, well, don’t actually look all that fragile. Just remember you can use the handy-dandy icons to just skip all the boring stuff and get right to the pictures. Sometimes life is fair. [FEATURED TAGS: Anna Karin, Erica Vachs, Monica Daniels, Anna Kristal, Marrakesh, Laura Capri, Michael Ninn]
10/6/04	CafeAnais chimes in today with a look at Anais on the set of In the Garden of Shadows and a behind-the-scenes tribute to one of the most talented photographers our industry has ever seen. All in all, it seems like a fine way to spend a few minutes … or even more than a few … Oh, and if you don’t already own In the Garden of Shadows, D.Minion and Michael would just love for you to buy one here. We now return you to your regularly scheduled pornography … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Justine Joli, Jana Cova, Wanda Curtis, Rayveness, Violet Blue, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
10/5/04	We took some time to watch the Vice Presidential debate tonight, as we’re sure all of you did, being fine, upstanding, citizens and all. (Those of you that live out of the country are excused from this duty. Be thankful.) Tom Brokaw said that Dick Cheney reminded him of George Forman. Other than being grilled by his opponent, I must confess that I didn’t draw the connection. Dick Cheney did, however, remind us a lot of Grandpa Munster which would have made the voting “choice” easy except for the fact that John Edwards seemed just a bit too much like Wally Cleaver. Fortunately in America we can make our own decisions, so it might be best to decide to hold off on major, potentially life-changing, decisions and check out the propoganda videos and pictures from Georgia’s newest Michael Ninn movie instead. It may not make America safer, but if everyone had one, it would certainly make America happier … [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair Video, Michael Ninn]
10/1/04	Tinker called this morning, and when I answered the phone she said, “Did you happen to find a piece of American cheese in the driveway?” Thinking that this was a lot like, “Do you by any chance happen to have six fingers on your left hand?” I responded logically with, “Do you always start conversations this way?” Now why this happened turns out to be not nearly as important as the 189 pictures from Anais’ latest Ninn Worx feature, Faith: In the Garden of Shadows, Book 2. Throw in the fact that most of the early morning discussions centered almost entirely on politics, and you’ll see why we figured “American Cheese” just seemed perfect as a topic for the day. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Jana Cova, Nikki Blond, Erica Vachs, Laura Capri, Michael Ninn]

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