1/30/11 | If you do a little über-view of Shayla’s diversity, and then you get the chance to continue with the Dee on KSEX medley, well, it makes for a mighty fine tune, truth be told. And assuming that watching crazy people do gymnastics with snowmobiles, or all the “best” pro football players pretend to care about the Pro Bowl in Honolulu, we once again give you something to feel good about today. And adult sites really should concern themselves with making people feel good, right? It sure seems like that should be a minimum standard anyway. [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, Kylie Ireland] |
1/25/11 | So you’re sitting in a bar, or on a beach, or in a lobby of a fancy hotel – that doesn’t matter in this part – and a beautiful porn star walks up to you and says, “Hey, do you want to have sex with me? You can bring your friend.” … Yeah, so that doesn’t really happen all that often, even for those of us that hang around them all the time. Still, when you’re talking about Shayla LaVeaux, just about anything can come up, as it were. Many things besides cups can begin to runneth over, if that’s clear enough for you. And if you’ve ever wondered why we love traveling with Shayla, well now you probably don’t anymore. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
1/23/11 | How long has it been since you read a story that begins, “Once upon a time?” Well, fortunately for you, D.Minion comes to your rescue today, as she relates a Lilliputian moment in the life of Cytherea. As with most tall tales, you might do well to ignore the scary parts. Too much imagination can be a dangerous thing, after all. Of course too much imagination also led to every great invention in history, so there’s that. … All in all, we should probably just enjoy Cytherea, as she enjoys her “Donny Lad” (with some enthusiasm as you might imagine). Then we can all be happy we get to watch those frigid championship games from the warmth and comfort of our living rooms. (Don’t think too much about “frigid” either. There’s that too much imagination thing again. … ) [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Video] |
1/20/11 | As most of you undoubtedly know, Hu visited the President this week. Who? Yes. … That’s enough. You get it. … The point here being that one never tires of true excellence, and so far we’ve yet to see an expiration date on cleverness. Of course if you lived in Hu’s China you might heartily disagree with that last theory, assuming you were allowed, of course. Fortunately today we follow our tried and true tradition of ignoring world politics and concentrate instead on some enduring excellence in our own little (quite free, thank you very much) world. Before heading out to protest the mistreated across the globe, pause to reflect upon Shayla LaVeaux, Cytherea, Cheyenne Silver, and Kylie Ireland. Who DAT?! [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Cytherea, Cheyenne Silver, Kylie Ireland] |
1/14/10 | Some words really fit a situation, even if they don’t happen to be the fanciest sorts of words, thus providing the most erudite representations of keen and narrowly-focused commentary, despite their relatively simple derivation. In honor of such words, we’ve decide that WOWEE fits our return to the site after the most recent Adult Entertainment Expo. Having now at least somewhat recovered from the experience, we thankfully launch a rousing tribute to Maverick’s 247AdultStars.com Christmas as we begin wading through all the “Data” recently acquired, we do offer up a Mystery Guest today that served to make this particular trip ever-so-much more enjoyable. And in case you’re curious, not all “Data” is created equal. WOWEE. [FEATURED TAGS: Cheyenne Silver, Syren Sexton, Sophie O Brien, Rio Lee, Tracey Lain, Suzie Best, 247AdultStars.com] |
1/4/11 | Well, we’re not exactly off to see the Wizard, but we’re certainly off to see a whole bunch of people that the Wizard would undoubtedly prefer to munchkins. And since we’ll be gone for a week, we’ve left you with a whole bunch of things to keep you perky and pensive over the next week or so. As it turns out, having Cytherea and Shayla around makes perky rather easy around here. We will occasionally skip the pensive part with regard to these friends, however. It can make your head hurt. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Nici Sterling Video] |
1/2/11 | Can you resolve not to make anymore resolutions? Does that create some sort of theoretical conundrum? … Well, fortunately we don’t attempt to answer that question today, although this does seem to be the most popular approach for this new year around the office. We do have a collection of rather odd thinkers around here, and that issue we actually do address as we continue Dee at KSEX, with Kylie Ireland this time around. We have adopted what seems to be a useful philosophy for 2011, however, and you may feel free to adopt it should you so desire, even if you don’t happen to be a member and thus can’t see Dee and Kylie: You can run, but you’re only going to die tired. … You can learn a lot when you read. [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, Kylie Ireland] |
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November 2008 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
11/30/08 | Ah, the holiday season begins, and we’ve all the more reason to party with porn stars. As it turns out, though, even way over in “Merry Ol’ England” one needs to be a bit careful about distinguishing between what people say and what we can actually expect. On the other hand, when Mav attended such a learning experience over in London earlier this month, he at least got to spend some time with beautiful women he’d previously not met, and he got to drink a lot of beer. There are worse days. [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars] |
11/27/08 | Sometimes tradition for the sake of tradition can be really silly (at best), but when you get the chance to watch the worst team in the NFL play the best (arguably) team in the NFL, you can really understand why all those settlers braved the severe conditions, battles, and other hardships to stake a claim for this wonderful country. In keeping with our own traditional spirit of Giving Thanks, in our own unique way, we’re offering up our own Best Wishes to all of you before we retreat to post-gluttony stupor. Should you wish to feed, imbibe, or otherwise entertain yourselves before consuming the wonder we have to offer today, however, we will tell you that the thumbnail below has nothing really to do with the post, even though small dogs do tend to be among the things D.Minion feels most thankful about. [FEATURED TAGS: Happy Thanksgiving!] |
11/26/08 | Post Scripts have never been a big part of the risqué site, and by that we mean that to our knowledge we’ve never done one before, but a degree of uncharacteristic efficiency in the office mandated the approach today. Before D.Minion had technically completed her story of Shayla, Juli, et. al. in Head Trip an adventurous little beaver had gone ahead and compiled the report for upload and then posted it. Consequently we’ve found ourselves in the position of needing to provide the aforementioned Post Script as a solution. After all, it would hardly seem fitting to criticize eager beavers on an adult site. Right? [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Juli Ashton, Rebecca Lord, Telore, Danielle Rogers, Nici Sterling, Chloe, Alicia, Keri Windsor, D.Minion, Risque News Insight] |
11/24/08 | After many, many moons Minion Maverick has meandered back. During his hiatus forced by the ever-so-capable and friendly ISP company in the U.K., though, he did manage to cook up a collection of newly refined skills to aid his web presentations. … Sadly, he did seem to forget all the basic steps he used to actually make posts work, but after some time (and perhaps some recreational taunting) we did manage to get Mav’s latest KazB Bonanza off the ground. Interestingly we did have some “parts left over” when we finished and not being ones to waste leftover naked lady bits, we’ve included them for you here. … Three weeks away and he can’t remember a thing. No wonder the Revolution was tough for them. By the time the boats got to the US coast, they forgot what they were fighting about. [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars.com, Kaz B.] |
11/22/08 | Our Dear D.Minion can lock onto a tangent with the best of them, but when the divergence involves Shayla, well, let’s just say we don’t complain very much. A couple of weeks ago our support email received an inquiry about whether or not our quaint online catalog had a specific movie maybe lying around that wasn’t listed in the database. Well, DM happened to find one and not only did we get a happy customer, but you all get to take a peek too. Without getting into overly deep waters here, we will say that if you have to go on a Head Trip, this is exactly as far as you want to go in D.Minion’s. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Juli Ashton, Exclusive Video, D.Minion] |
11/19/08 | Don’t you just love it when kind acts have an otherwise useful result as well? Over the years we’ve found that when benevolence can involve Shayla LaVeaux and her wonderful ability to be a role model (whether clothed or not, as it turns out), well, it just makes for a pretty dandy day. As days go, try to have a bunch of dandy ones. … There’s a Shayla philosophy we can live with too. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Risque News Insight] |
11/13/08 | Ironically, Customer Service in the U.K. (at least in London) seems not to involve being overly concerned with either one. After three weeks without a DSL (or phone!) connection, Maverick has finally secured an internet connection once again, and in his honor, D.Minion offers up her brief look at one of Mav’s 247AdultStars.com shoots of Kristal Summers — not in her briefs, if you want to get technical about it. As an aside, Dear Maverick now has much, much work to do, indeed you might consider him dervish; and merely thinking about a dervish Englishman just brings a smile to your face, doesn’t it? [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, D.Minion] |
11/8/08 | Pundits say that this past Presidential Election will have marked historical significance because “you will always remember where you were when Barack Obama became President.” Now we’re including this bit of information not because this pundit theory actually demonstrates any sort of keen insight, but rather because you just don’t get to say the word “pundit” very often in life, and so you should always take advantage of the opportunity when it presents itself. For her part, D.Minion recalls well the time when she discovered hard core adult entertainment, which happens to be a bit more on topic today, as she discovers anew her joy with Juli Ashton and Charlie. At least she’s a well-rounded pundit; that’s a bonus. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Charlie Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion] |
11/5/08 | Well, that was an unusual election, right? Most of us around here have lived long enough to understand the surreal feeling that swept the nation when the results actually became final last night, and for the younger members of our team we released an Official Memo that covers their situation quite succinctly: They have to be quiet until they’re at least 30. We’ll cover the political insights that surfaced on the set last week in a future post, be we will say that Charlie Laine had some of the most logical takes on our socio-economic position, gay rights, and even religion in general. Gosh it was good to talk to Charlie. … Naturally that got us to thinking about the dear lass, and that got us to remembering old friends in general, and that got us to today’s diversion to all the “What the heck happened to the Republicans, and whose fault is it?” discussions littering the networks and the web. So take some time off and let the unreal feelings sort of set in as you watch Charlie doing naked standup and Georgia Adair and Cheyenne Silver doing — well — naked lie down. [FEATURED TAGS: Cheyenne Silver, Georgia Adair, Charlie Laine Video] |
11/1/08 | The day after Halloween serves perhaps not so much as a “holiday” for adults as a “respite” for us. And being the People in Power in a domestic situation has its advantages, as we find ourselves in a wonderful position to decide exactly which candy items the brood must offer up as a “tax” — whether justified or not. … And now you know why some crazy people want to run for public office in America: They can get our best candy any time they want to. … Nevertheless, it still seems like a pretty sucky job compared to at least some of ours, and so we thought we’d give you a bit of a serious respite from the innumerable political commercials currently littering the airwaves by celebrating the workplace. Oh, and if you’re wondering how you can tell this post qualifies as a Halloween party, it’s quite simple really: Karlie Montana wore an orange and black outfit to work. Our final bit of advice: Try to have your candy and eat it too. [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars.com, Karlie Montana, Lorraine Sisco, Sandie Caine Video, Michael Ninn, Exclusive Video] |
January 2006 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
November 2004 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
11/27/04 | Since Lucky is busy resting his busted knee, he’s making me do New Stuff. Not a problem, especially with such a great post! Not only do we have sexy classic stars like Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Vicca, Nikita, and Nici Sterling in VCA’s Vortex, but we also have very new, very hot porn star Paola Rey in Becoming Georgia Adair: Chapter III. Life is good. Cheers! DM 🙂 [Yeah, yeah, yeah … yada, yada, yada … (When did that become part of the vernacular, by the way?)] [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Nikita, Vicca, Rayveness, Nici Sterling, Melanie Stone, Syren, Johnni Black, Paola Rey Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn] |
11/26/04 | It seems we’re groaning back into the web business today, albeit via a rather slow entrance. You can look at some fairly gruesome pictures of the results of major knee surgery in “Alive, but not really kicking,” or you can just look at Jana Cova relaxing herself poolside in Faith: In the Garden of Shadows, Book Two. It doesn’t take much intellect to figure out which one of these might be the most fun, but let’s just say both are inifinitely preferable to coming to the realization of just how effectively the world can go on in our absence. That really sucks. We’re going to go lie down with Akasha now … [FEATURED TAGS: Jana Cova Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn] |
11/10/04 | Lucky fell down and broke his knee. He can be such a dork! He’ll be back soon assuming he can stay upright and not break anything else. In the meantime, I have some pictures from Becoming Georgia Adair: Chapter 3, which ought to keep you occupied while Lucky is recuperating. [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair, Harmony, Paola Rey, Sue Diamond, Marlena, Victoria Sin, Michael Ninn] |
11/3/04 | The election was yesterday, and although it may not technically be “over” yet, the fat lady’s certainly warming up in the on-deck circle. Regardless of how you feel about the results of the contest this time around, at least we now have a President that a majority of the American people voted for, and that’s got to count for something. [If Kerry hasn’t conceded yet, he’ll do so soon. He’s a lot of things, but stupid isn’t among them.] So rather than bore everyone with political commentary, of which we’ve had a plethora of late, we decided to focus on the next election and offer a suggestion of Juli Ashton for President. Hey, it’s good to be involved in the political process … and, besides, it’s a good excuse to look at some very early pictures of the esteemed Ms. Ashton. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Taren Steele] |