| 7/31/21 |  Giving an adult movie the title “Erotica” seems a bit like calling one of the Fast and the Furious franchise shows Car Chase. … That said, a slight possibility exists that movie producers in this industry do not have cleverness first and foremost on their minds during the movie naming process. In fact, they could be subtly indicating that a vast difference exists between copulation and love, between elegant expression and raw fornication. Still, we’re going with the first option in our Erotica Ruminations, because you will never hear the word “subtle” in describing many of these owners either. [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Jill Kelly, Serenity, Rayveness, TJ Hart, Sydnee Steele Video, Charmane Star Video, Kamiko Taka Video, April Flowers Video, Envy Video] |
| 7/30/21 |  We really do listen to members around here, which probably seems odd in this day of thousands of sites being run by only dozens of companies. On the other hand, we have hardly ever been what one might characterize as “typical” in any fashion. Consequently when enough people sent emails expressing an interest in an entirely new section serving as a Full Movies index, we built one. A few still lounge in the remastering queue, but we continue to work through that — as must be evidenced by the vast expansion of “New Stuff” over the past few month — so we announce this new functionality with a quick redo where Dee Designates Dasha followed by the complete reconstruction of Essentially Dee. Mostly, we try to start everything with Dee, essentially. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Juli Ashton Video, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Keri Windsor Video, Lola Video, Bolivia Samsonite Video, Ginny Video, May Video, Carmen Luvana, Lauren Phoenix, Dasha Video, Shay Sweet Video] |
| 7/29/21 | 
GingerLynn The Frivolity of Youth[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
| 7/28/21 | 
GingerLynn Rone Hard & Put Up Funny[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Samantha Rone Video] |
| 7/27/21 | 
Cythereas Hot for Student[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Angela Stone Video, Michael Ninn] |
| 7/26/21 |  When we set out to do the Welcome to the Valley SERIES late last fall, we kind of figured that by the time we wrapped it up this summer, sanity would have returned to the country and things would have loosened up a bit in our everyday lives. We thought we could celebrate the conclusion. … Yeah, well, we should have finished three weeks ago, because we’re all headed down Insanity Trail again — or UP the COVID Contamination one, depending upon how you look at it. At least we have a lot of Sarah Blake Bonus on tap, and we do in fact finish with what they called the end of the series. Clearly some of those insanity trail aficionados worked for Nectar back then. On the upside, if you have to be inside away from people again, Risqué happens to be an excellent place to ruminate. [STAR TAGS: Alex Divine Video, Sarah Blake Video, Michael Ninn] |
| 7/25/21 | 
GingerLynn Marley Blaze – Jenna Jay – Alina Long – Scarlet Red – Jenna Ivory – Chasey Lain… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 7/24/21 | 
ReelRisque Private Gifts pics | vid[STAR TAGS: Kelly Kline Video] |
| 7/23/21 | 
RisqueNews Resorting with Tenaya[STAR TAGS: Tenaya Exclusive Video] |
| 7/22/21 | 
KylieIreland & Shayla Kylie’s Lucky Bed[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Kylie Ireland Exclusive Video] |
| 7/20/21 | 
GingerLynn Studios & Flesh[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
| 7/19/21 |  If you wish to have proper English tea, you should definitely try to get Tanya Tate to prepare a proper Tea & Muffin Party for you. Come to find out, you will not even need any muffins, at least of flour, yeast, eggs, yada-yada variety. Now truth be told, should you wish to view the video evidence of Tanya’s most recent party, you have to watch really, really closely all the way to the last scene to even see an oven-baked muffin. We’re thinking you might not care, however. We will advise that if you convince Tanya to throw such a tea party at your house, and her friends start wandering off into other rooms of the house, you should follow them. [STAR TAGS: Adrianna Luna Video, Samantha Bentley Video, Elaina Raye Video, Tanya Tate Video, Devon Lee Video, Presely Hart Video, Jessi Palmer Video, Celeste Star Video] |
| 7/17/21 | 
Shayla Sassy & Sweet[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Norma Jeane Video] |
| 7/16/21 | 
GingerLynn Ultimately Lesbian[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Noah Angel Video] |
| 7/14/21 | 
DeesClub Solo and Yet So Exemplary[STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Michael Ninn] |
| 7/13/21 | 
Cythereas Mastering the Bation[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video] |
| 7/11/21 | 
GingerLynn Anything That’s New[STAR TAGS: Alice Lighthouse Video] |
| 7/10/21 |  We have not paid nearly enough attention to Kristal Summers lately, so we decided to keep the remastering project going with an entire movie starring Kristal Summers. Granted, Monique Alexander could have been the star, she so new that she was not even having sex with men on camera at the time, but she did have three of the six scenes. Even Nikki Fairchild and jessica drake had two scenes each, thus potentially claiming the star position. But you see, we have a simple rule around here: If Kristal Summers appears in the movie with D.Minion on set to cover her, well, Kristal Summers is the star. We take comfort in simple rules. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Monique Alexander Video, Summer Haze Video, Nikki Fairchild Video, Jessica Drake Video] |
| 7/9/21 | 
Shayla Sexy Is as Sexy Does[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Sexy Vanessa Exclusive Video] |
| 7/8/21 | 
GingerLynn Practicing Naked[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Debra Lynn Video, Angela Dunlop Video, Gina Carrera Video] |
| 7/6/21 | 
Cythereas Read the Room[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Kelly Kline] |
| 7/5/21 |  In the remarkably desperate for plot series that has been dwindling down the past couple of months here, Welcome to the Valley finds itself against a backdrop of the AVN convention in Las Vegas this time around. Now to call the AVN attempt at a virtual presentation in 2021 a failure would be a huge insult to failures everywhere, so we will not go down that road at all today. Instead we will point out that with in-person events AVN has some history to rely upon. They’re better at those. When our own (admittedly virtual) in-person dalliance involves Avy Lee Roth and Holly Wellin, well, we can almost forget the mess that was the last “convention” experience. … Almost. [STAR TAGS: Avy Lee Roth Video, Holly Wellin Video] |
| 7/4/21 | 
GingerLynn Technically Not Shy[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Kylie Nicole Video] |
| 7/4/21 | 
GingerLynn Annie Cruz – Jennifer White – Alice McMunn – Jayden Cole – Nadia Styles – Alessandra Noir… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 7/3/21 | 
Cythereas Sage Against the Machine[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video] |
| 7/2/21 |  You will see a lot of talk amongst magazines that feature naked women about “empowering” those models to be unashamed about their nudity and how these publications allow these women to assert their control over their own bodies by choosing to appear au naturel in a place any adult with fifteen bucks can then choose to view. Given that stance, then, women in the moving pictures business that make this choice — along with performing acts of a substantially more intimate nature — should be showing the most might of all. Without getting into the politics of such an argument, we can confidently say that even among that “free expression” pool, not all the women demonstrate their power equally. [STAR TAGS: Autumn Bliss Video] |
| 7/1/21 | 
GingerLynn Gentlemanly Pursuits[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
July 2021 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
Stars:Adrianna Luna| Alex Divine| Alice Lighthouse| Angela Dunlop| Angela Stone| April Flowers| Autumn Bliss| Avy Lee Roth| Bolivia Samsonite| Carmen Luvana| Celeste Star| Charmane Star| Cytherea| Dasha| Debra Lynn| Dee| Devon Lee| Elaina Raye| Envy| Gina Carrera| Ginger Lynn| Ginny| Holly Wellin| Jessi Palmer| Jessica Drake| Jill Kelly| Juli Ashton| Kamiko Taka| Kelly Kline| Keri Windsor| Kristal Summers| Kylie Ireland| Kylie Nicole| Lauren Phoenix| Lola| May| Michael Ninn| Monique Alexander| Nikki Fairchild| Noah Angel| Norma Jeane| Presely Hart| Rayveness| Samantha Bentley| Samantha Rone| Sarah Blake| Serenity| Sexy Vanessa| Shay Sweet| Shayla LaVeaux| Summer Haze| Sydnee Steele| Tanya Tate| Tenaya| TJ Hart
Year:2021
Month:July
Shayla had her Twitter account shut down temporarily once, because apparently you can show all the hard core sex you want in your Twitter feed, but heaven forbid you show bare breasts on your profile picture. Now probably a lot of very smart and very dedicated people came up with this line of demarcation, and they could probably give us very sound and convincing reasons for the decision, you know, if we could get them to answer the question — which we will never be able to do. Figuring out where to draw the censorship line is complicated enough without having to actually explain yourself. That really sucks. … You will find 
Anyone with a reasonable amount of industry knowledge could tell you that when you get rid of all the dudes on a set, the entire atmosphere changes into one of excitement and party-time. Most could also tell you that when you put Kylie Ireland and Amber Rain on a set and 
As time moves on, the immortality of Youth tends to wander through, “That may not have been the best idea,” until it finally reaches the maturity standard of, “Yeah, that was really stupid.” … One does not often get to witness this 20+ year evolution from young adult to, “Wow. I can’t believe I lived,” at least outside of one’s immediate family. When it does happen, though, the impact can be powerful. The 
Granted it represents the smallest of the Archive Volumes so far, but the Shayla LaVeaux posts tend to be rather complex undertakings — with many, many ties all across the commune. Consequently, announcing the Completion of Shayla’s Volume 5 and all its many, many videos still marks something of an achievement worth mentioning. Technically the last little piece needed was what we have cleverly called 
Most of us know what a surprise meeting with old friends feels like. Sadly, too few of us probably know what a surprise meeting of old friends having sex feels like on an emotional scale. Granted, 
Although “Risqué Proper” has been publishing videos accessible in the now obligatory non-flash environment for several years, it turns out that some of our very earliest “TOC” features fell into that we were still hopeful they would figure it out period of time. … Well, they did not figure it out. Sigh. … Then someone wrote in and pointed out this truly sad fact, and so true to our commitment to membership euphoria, we have added that to our Modernization Strategy. We begin our journey with Filthy Fashion Models and the 
We cannot say for certain why a person would trade in a girlfriend with a name that sounds like a fancy Italian sports car in favor of one whose name sounds like a scented douche, but apparently it happens. Now granted in this case the decision comes amidst the same sort of other unbelievable things that you may generally find in an adult movie; we should mention that little detail. Still, people presumably hope for a lot of things that happen in these shows to come true in their real lives. Seems safe to bet that 
A rose by any other name would still not be the name of the new extended feature on Risqué we begin today. Well, it would not be the name if you chose the name of any other flower, we mean. (Nor would it match if you picked a name like pangolin, hydrometer or spork, but that gets us way off course, so we should stick to botanical reference.) … Now if you picked a name that constitutes part of a rose, you might 
We tend to celebrate Earth Day more than most offices probably. There just seems to be something nice about a holiday not yet overtaken by the greeting card — or worse now, eCard — industry. You just feel good getting out and planting a tree, or picking up trash, or whatever, 
When in doubt, either have sex at a strip club or watch a woman masturbate by a pool. That’s our philosophy. … OK. So not really a “philosophy” in the sense that we practice this every day or anything, so maybe it would be 
Y’know, if they keep changing the date of the annual “Tax Day” then people will start forgetting what day it should be every year. More realistically, if the pandemic forces us to change the date next year, we have a whole lot weightier problems than figuring out when we get our refunds back. So there’s that. To borrow a term from both economics and biological science, that will definitely qualify as an unmitigated bummer. Of course when one illustrates with 
So D.Minion walks into the office yesterday proclaiming, “In springtime a lizard’s fancy turns to romance.” … Now we’ll explain later why none of us was as surprised by that commentary as we might normally have been, but for now just be assured that her written contributions to the site today have nothing reptilian about them. Base certainly, but absolutely mammalian in origin. Of Metropolis this may be, but the slant comes about as pure Risqué Country. (Have you ever seen one of those lizards that does pushups to show off to everyone around? That’d be what we’re doing now.) [STAR TAGS: Brittany Andrews Video, Cynthia Pendragon Video, Nina Dolci Video, Pason Video, Sarah Blake Video, Dolorian Video, Vicky Vette Video] 
After careful consideration (and some really annoying dancing) we have decided that more people should write songs about ice cream. Should you be confused, we can offer some advice: If you have never seen the Geico commercial with Tag Team doing a parody of their own big hit, well, DO NOT. You will never, ever, get that jingle out of your head. … French Vanilla, Rocky Road / Chocolate, Peanut Butter, Cookie Dough … EEEK! Fortunately today we are neither trying to sell you insurance nor do we have anything more than that to say about ice cream. In fairness, we will admit that some of the flavors we do offer today can be a little cold on occasion, however. Fortunately, they 
Some jobs look a lot easier when you look at the completed project than they would likely be if you tried to do them yourself. For example, we are not sure how they get all those perfectly little round portions of Babybel cheese, but it has to take some experienced ranchers and a bunch of really talented cows, right? … Fortunately we have 
Consistent with our ongoing discoveries of just how wildly different all the “Sister” Commune sites happen to be, we ran into a Cytherea preference over the last few years of putting up entire movies where she shows up in the cast, but may not be in every scene. Consequently our Highlight it in New Stuff when a Star Video Reappears strategy does not entirely fit the scenario. So now we have a new plan for these. … Although the scenes themselves will continue to basically magically reappear in the background on the individual sites, when the relevant Team finishes an entire show, we will make note of it here, so nobody misses anything. Applying this theory today, you can once again enjoy Cytherea is a Lesbian Squirt Machine in all its Lesbian Squirting glory. Around here we really thought they should have named that 
Did you ever have a conversation with someone at work, and as they walked away you realized, “That person doesn’t have a frickin’ clue what I do around here?” … Yeah, well that happens to everyone, which explains why Dilbert tends to be hysterical to anyone who has ever worked in an office, while also explaining what you are about to see today, should you click on the enticing photo of 
Now that the (really boring) background code work on the video player has at least reached the stage of, “Well, we have a couple more sites to do, but at least now we know how to do it” stage, we can finally return Welcome to the Valley back from hiatus today. Presumably this will be met with universal cheers and applause — however socially (or otherwise) distant that may be. After all, how could we have made it through the final quarantine push without knowing how 
There are various ways to interpret the phrase “Coming Along Nicely” when you work in our business. In this case one could be referring to the efforts nearing completion which will allow Cytherea’s site to bring all those videos back online in the post-flash video world. Fortunately, none of this will affect the amount of times Cytherea flashes at all, in case you were worried. Also, despite office rumors to the contrary, we did not in fact have to come up with a waterproof video player to host Cy’s remastered videos — so we can just put those rumors to rest. As for the other potential way to interpret Coming Along Nicely… yeah, we got that covered too. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]
No matter how busy you may get in life, you need to always make time for lesbians. … (We should make t-shirts with that slogan, right?) … Well, in honor of that philosophy, we had to stop the leader’s “can you make new code work in all these old site configurations” task and ask him to take a look at the conclusion of our Tara Loves Shyla feature. As D.Minion will soon point out, while en medias res may be a perfectly fine method with which to begin a story, ending one via this technique may well leave plot people frustrated. The less plot-oriented folks will likely not be frustrated at all, however, because, y’know, lesbians. [STAR TAGS: AnnaBelle Lee Video, Shyla Jennings Video, Tara Lynn Foxx Video, Ana Foxxx Video, Cindy Starfall Video]
The joy and beauty of a completely custom web site becomes apparent when you realize that you do not find yourself constantly limited by rigid structure of what elements MUST go where, and what pieces you CAN and CANNOT use for any given story. The horror and frustration of a completely custom web site becomes apparent when you suddenly have to republish those thousands of unique pages and you realize, “Oh, dear. We did this differently every single time.” … On the upside, it gives us a chance to relive some truly 
