| 3/29/21 |  Some jobs look a lot easier when you look at the completed project than they would likely be if you tried to do them yourself. For example, we are not sure how they get all those perfectly little round portions of Babybel cheese, but it has to take some experienced ranchers and a bunch of really talented cows, right? … Fortunately we have more supine, as compared to bovine, interests to consider today — at least as far as one of the consenting adults goes. This, you see, happens to be a job perhaps not more difficult than you think at all. Sort of like the people that clean out Porta Potties. That has to be truly as awful as we all imagine, right? [STAR TAGS: Vanessa Lane Video] |
| 3/28/21 |  Consistent with our ongoing discoveries of just how wildly different all the “Sister” Commune sites happen to be, we ran into a Cytherea preference over the last few years of putting up entire movies where she shows up in the cast, but may not be in every scene. Consequently our Highlight it in New Stuff when a Star Video Reappears strategy does not entirely fit the scenario. So now we have a new plan for these. … Although the scenes themselves will continue to basically magically reappear in the background on the individual sites, when the relevant Team finishes an entire show, we will make note of it here, so nobody misses anything. Applying this theory today, you can once again enjoy Cytherea is a Lesbian Squirt Machine in all its Lesbian Squirting glory. Around here we really thought they should have named that “Second to Nun” … but that could be because we tend to be overly tired these days. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Rebecca Bardoux Video, Brandi Blunt Video, Alia Janine Video, Ashlee Graham Video, Tristina Millz Video, Dior Love Video, Olivia Wilder Video] |
| 3/27/21 | 
ReelRisque The Big (Alarming) Bang | vid[STAR TAGS: Priya Rai Video] |
| 3/26/21 | 
Shayla Titillation for Taylor | pics & vid[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Julie Cash Video] |
| 3/25/21 | 
Shayla Crewzin’ for Who’s In | pics & vid[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video] |
| 3/24/21 | 
GingerLynn Zoey Laine[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Zoey Laine Video] |
| 3/23/21 | 
GingerLynn Alix Lovell[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Alix Lovell Video] |
| 3/21/21 | 
GingerLynn Adessa Winters – Miley May – Hope – Cameron Dee – Jessica Ryan – Sabrina Deep… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 3/20/21 | 
ReelRisque Selective Strippers | vid[STAR TAGS: Audrey Bitoni Video, Gianna Lynn Video, Mya Luanna Video, Sammi Rhodes Video] |
| 3/19/21 |  Did you ever have a conversation with someone at work, and as they walked away you realized, “That person doesn’t have a frickin’ clue what I do around here?” … Yeah, well that happens to everyone, which explains why Dilbert tends to be hysterical to anyone who has ever worked in an office, while also explaining what you are about to see today, should you click on the enticing photo of Priya Rai. Of course you can also click on her linked name, as usual — which interestingly is part of what we do around here. Copywriting? Not so much. [STAR TAGS: Priya Rai] |
| 3/18/21 | 
Cythereas Good Clean(ish) Fun | vid[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video] |
| 3/17/21 | 
GingerLynn Photoflesh for Fantasy[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Raven Video, Danica Rhea Video] |
| 3/16/21 | 
Shayla Poolside Porn Party | vid[STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Nina Hartley Video, Taren Steele Video, Toni James Video] |
| 3/15/21 |  Now that the (really boring) background code work on the video player has at least reached the stage of, “Well, we have a couple more sites to do, but at least now we know how to do it” stage, we can finally return Welcome to the Valley back from hiatus today. Presumably this will be met with universal cheers and applause — however socially (or otherwise) distant that may be. After all, how could we have made it through the final quarantine push without knowing how the pursuit of Sarah Blake turns out? You have to look forward to something besides Cracker Barrel and Krispy Kreme being in the same Grub Hub delivery, right? [STAR TAGS: Justine Joli Video, Sarah Blake Video, Mari Possa Video] |
| 3/14/21 |  There are various ways to interpret the phrase “Coming Along Nicely” when you work in our business. In this case one could be referring to the efforts nearing completion which will allow Cytherea’s site to bring all those videos back online in the post-flash video world. Fortunately, none of this will affect the amount of times Cytherea flashes at all, in case you were worried. Also, despite office rumors to the contrary, we did not in fact have to come up with a waterproof video player to host Cy’s remastered videos — so we can just put those rumors to rest. As for the other potential way to interpret Coming Along Nicely… yeah, we got that covered too. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video] |
| 3/13/21 | 
GingerLynn Busting Balls in the Nicest Way[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
| 3/12/21 |  No matter how busy you may get in life, you need to always make time for lesbians. … (We should make t-shirts with that slogan, right?) … Well, in honor of that philosophy, we had to stop the leader’s “can you make new code work in all these old site configurations” task and ask him to take a look at the conclusion of our Tara Loves Shyla feature. As D.Minion will soon point out, while en medias res may be a perfectly fine method with which to begin a story, ending one via this technique may well leave plot people frustrated. The less plot-oriented folks will likely not be frustrated at all, however, because, y’know, lesbians. [STAR TAGS: AnnaBelle Lee Video, Shyla Jennings Video, Tara Lynn Foxx Video, Ana Foxxx Video, Cindy Starfall Video]
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| 3/11/21 | 
GingerLynn POP and Definitely Fresh[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
| 3/10/21 |  The joy and beauty of a completely custom web site becomes apparent when you realize that you do not find yourself constantly limited by rigid structure of what elements MUST go where, and what pieces you CAN and CANNOT use for any given story. The horror and frustration of a completely custom web site becomes apparent when you suddenly have to republish those thousands of unique pages and you realize, “Oh, dear. We did this differently every single time.” … On the upside, it gives us a chance to relive some truly Stellar Moments in Risqué History, and believe us when we tell you that at times like this, you find yourself grasping for those silver linings. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video] |
| 3/6/21 | 
ReelRisque Nocturnal Nuzzle pics | vid[STAR TAGS: Alexandra Ivy Video, Jana Jordan Video, Faye Reagan Video] |
| 3/4/21 | 
GingerLynn Groom with a View[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Envy Mi Video, Drew Hurlie Video, Angel Smith Video, Divalicious Video, Ivy Leaguez Video, Noah Angel Video, Sassy Video] |
| 3/2/21 | 
GingerLynn Ginger Feels Like an Orgy[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Lynn Ray Video, Pamela Jennings Video] |
| 3/1/21 | 
Shayla Because Eno Rocks | pics & vid[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video] |
March 2021 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
Stars:Alexandra Ivy| Alia Janine| Alix Lovell| Ana Foxxx| Angel Smith| AnnaBelle Lee| Ashlee Graham| Audrey Bitoni| Brandi Blunt| Cindy Starfall| Cytherea| Danica Rhea| Dior Love| Divalicious| Drew Hurlie| Envy Mi| Faye Reagan| Gianna Lynn| Ginger Lynn| Ivy Leaguez| Jana Jordan| Juli Ashton| Julie Cash| Justine Joli| Lynn Ray| Mari Possa| Mya Luanna| Nina Hartley| Noah Angel| Olivia Wilder| Pamela Jennings| Priya Rai| Raven| Rebecca Bardoux| Sammi Rhodes| Sarah Blake| Sassy| Shayla LaVeaux| Shyla Jennings| Tara Lynn Foxx| Taren Steele| Toni James| Tristina Millz| Vanessa Lane| Zoey Laine
Year:2021
Month:March
We see exciting things on the horizon this weekend as the latest generation Mars Rover gets ready to get to work. What could possibly go wrong with targeting from 300 million miles away, after all? It takes some pretty big brains to master all of that, so we decided to “launch” the weekend with perfect landings by 
Apparently people get excited when you ask them to go back and remaster Reel Risqué video features since Flash Video unceremoniously flew the coop, stranding vast swaths of the web. 
The “commercial” scenes — a nomenclature used within the industry to identify parts in scripts where they anticipate actors to move into the biological imperative part of the performance — can suffer from a good deal of homogeneity as a rule. (And this happens even in straight movies.) Every so often in a series presentation, though, you can shake things up and have things not “end” as predictably as most heterosexual pairings in the explicit movie arena. Exceptions may prove the rule, but they can also make life a lot more fun. 
We have figured out how to make you rich. Next time we see a format war between giant corporations, we will tell you our definite favorite. Then you take all your money and invest it in the other company. Back when we first envisioned the Risqué Commune — and Whitney Houston’s version of I Will Always Love You was first topping the charts — we never, ever, ever, thought that Adobe Flash would lose its place as a video file “container” on the web. Yeah, so we were wrong — which always sucks, by the way. As of this year, browsers have put the kibosh on that wonderful tech, officially telling history, “Yeah, well screw you.” … Consequently, we have a couple decades back from mid 2018 to remaster up to “modern” standards, which will probably change again in 20 years, irritating us all over again. On the upside, 
If you can find a person who has not seen the classic movie Groundhog Day, then you should feel very happy. You can dramatically improve this person’s life simply by giving them $4 and sending them to Amazon or YouTube to watch the show. Feeling thus quite positive about your contribution to the common good, you may then consider D.Minion’s Groundhog Day fantasy, this quite naturally 
Back inside. Locked down again. Oh, joy. … How many of us have had the following thought over the past few months? “You know, upon careful reflection and given ample time for profound rumination, I have come to the conclusion that I am an extremely boring person.” … Granted we have been able to manage life without sneaking out to black market raves, or swingers’ clubs, or even (gasp!) dining inside restaurants, but honestly the house can only get so clean/remodeled, y’know? Good thing 
Start with the premise that you will be visited by a ghost while in the midst of having sex with a willing and enthusiastic partner. Then consider that the ghost happens to be the particularly beautiful Amy Azurra who rather than simply scare the bejeezus out of you instead wants to join in for 
Anybody out there remember Steppenwolf? Well, regardless of how easy (or not) your current ride tends to be, we can assure you that this gritty band from the 1960’s did not record a hit song called Born to be Conventional and Boring. On the upside, you may enjoy 
Friday the 13th has always seemed like the perfect day to post for us, probably because we always feel such a Lucky influence around these halls — well, virtual halls as it stands. Then again, successful people make their own luck as we understand the process, but we’re pretty sure that just repeating lies over and over again, louder and louder, will never actually make them true, y’know, as luck would have it. So as we begin a month of 
We feel very welcoming today, which turns out to be a very good thing, as Welcome to the Valley will end up being a months-long exercise in fun, fantasy, and some other word starting with “f” that encourages you to happily enjoy the fictionalized version of life in the adult movie business. 
Well this has been particularly exciting, even for the chaos that normally surrounds a U.S. Presidential Election. Both sides always think the other misguided and lacking in the prioritization proper for whatever issues seem important at the time. However, this time about 50% of the people think the other 50% of the people are completely certifiably wackadoodle. (Sorry if we got overly technical there.) Then here we are four days later, and we still do not know if we are happy or sad, again, regardless of which side of the Trump fence you picnic. So we decided to highlight the discombobulation with a much smaller scale issue in Bluebird’s Macbeth, Act 2. While obviously holding vastly more importance on a global scale, the electoral process does suffer from a distinct lack of nudity. So we win! Yay! … Of course considering the candidates, that distinct lack of nudity could well be a good thing. [STAR TAGS: Misa T., Natalie DiAngelo]
In theory we will be introducing to our lives today, a journey that we have set about because by the time we finish with this somewhat fictionalized version, we want life to be back to normal so we can go out for French toast on a quiet weekend morning. … Yeah, so we also want to win the Lottery without ever buying a ticket, so one could argue that we have been known to have a hitch or two in our fundamental strategies now and again. On the upside, 
It turns out there may be some global medical situation impacting the core everyday lives of every human — at least the ones living in developed nations. Granted, the U.S. President obviously lives in a myriagon world (a polygon with 10,000 sides) because that would be the only way we can explain even being close to “turning a corner” on anything here in America. Politics aside, though, these extended times at home have made telephonic visits with old friends even more special. In our case we get to share more than many, which we decided to do today. Cheaters All, dear Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs, and Devinn Lane. [STAR TAGS: Devinn Lane, Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs, Nikita Denise] 
What do a shoehorn and a perineum have in common? Well, nothing, we hope, and yet somehow the Risqué Minds have managed to work both into one typically entertaining article. Granted 
Friends have birthdays every year — well, y’know hopefully — so when you start doing something both special and Risqué for them to celebrate this day, you will quickly find that you have started a tradition which will never end until you are really sad that it has. Aside from the philosophical implications of that situation, though, you had also best hope you have a lot of fun celebratory material, because you will need something new every single year. Around here we’re going to be in real trouble if 
If you like to play dress-up and you like candy, you would love spending the month of October with D.Minion. True to her desired form, she has in fact dedicated the October of Costumes for the entire Risqué Commune, and thus you may anticipate many, many specifically adorned adults doing all sorts of adult things as we approach the Month of Thanks — which some of us spend being grateful all the costumes are over, truth be told. Of course this year you will likely not have small costumed characters wandering the streets begging for candy, so you might not technically need to buy any to give out. But what if there’s like a miracle right around the corner and the Virus just disappears? We’re buying candy just in case. It won’t go bad. [STAR TAGS: Jessica Drake Video, Kristina Rose]