50 Ways in Risque Retrospect

50 Ways to Have Your Lover

Maybe “Size” Matters?

Below you will find a list of 50 sexual must-dos before you die.

  1. Kiss a girl
  2. Have anal
  3. Have a threesome
  4. Engage in group sex
  5. Have phone sex
  6. Masturbate
  7. Use a vibrator
  8. Use a sex toy on someone else
  9. Be tied up
  10. Tie someone up
  11. Have sex in a public space
  12. Be a voyeur and watch others having sex (live, porn does not count)
  13. Sex in a car
  14. Sex at a drive-in
  15. Mile-high club
  16. Sex with a stranger
  17. One-night stand
  18. Married sex (the best kind, in my opinion)
  19. Sex on a boat
  20. Sex in a body of water
  21. Light spanking
  22. Read erotica
  23. Play strip poker/Monopoly/card game
  24. Sex in the shower
  25. Sex standing up against a wall
  26. Sex with no kissing
  27. Sex in the pitch black
  28. Sex in the broad daylight
  29. Making out with no sex long after you’re no longer a virgin
  30. Sex in a tent in the wilderness
  31. Watch porn together
  32. Watch porn alone
  33. Learn to give yourself multiple orgasms
  34. Sex on the beach
  35. Blindfolds
  36. Using ice sexually
  37. Sexual role play
  38. Whipped cream
  39. La Perla lingerie sex
  40. Frederick’s of Hollywood lingerie sex
  41. Sex with someone much older
  42. Sex with someone younger (legal!)
  43. Sex in a foreign country, possibly with a foreigner
  44. A quickie in a skirt
  45. A longie in the rain
  46. Sex in the ocean while people swim all around you
  47. Feather ticklers
  48. Sex while “altered” whether by alcohol or something else
  49. Learn to orgasm in less than five minutes from intercourse alone
  50. Silent sex in a full house

Attribution: The Stir

As it turns out, I am personally missing only one of the items on that list, although in honesty I’m not 100% sure about #39. I was in Italy. There was lingerie. I’m counting it. There was also just-purchased lingerie in the bathroom at Charles de Gaulle Airport, so I’m using that as a backup. Come to think of it, that one episode might have filled a few of the items on that list. More importantly, however, upon reflection, I am not entirely certain what this result says about me — other than Sasha Brown-Worsham might like to join me for lunch.

All in all, we should probably just move along to Shayla now. She’s probably just missing the same one I am….

Sadly we cannot quite do that as we have one final group of interesting images. Ever since D.Minion started working here she has been asking about these three shots. They’ve moved around the office(s) a lot, going from bulletin boards to held on to the refrigerator with magnets, to being stuffed in various desk drawers. They result from what I have repeatedly explained was a spiritual retreat I took with Shayla to a peaceful sanctuary called T’s Lounge in West Palm Beach, Florida.

Beth and ShaylaShaylaBeth and Some Puppy

At any rate, it would appear DM felt that sneaking these into the post today would result in me finally having to tell the story of this “extra week of meditation” that came about after Shayla completed her feature dancing responsibilities in the area.

The Answer

D.Minion was wrong.

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