Kristal Summers

MILF Baby, MILF Baby, Gimme a Chance …

milf kristal summers for risqueWe unloaded and I met up with Kristal! It was wonderful seeing her again! She’s as gorgeous as ever, and was ecstatic to be working with Dee again!

As I said, my style of writing and my stories have changed because of the changes in the movies I’ve covered. But since this was Kristal’s movie, I decided to concentrate on only my buddy Kristal (and Dee of course!) I was nice and polite and introduced myself to everyone, but I didn’t photograph every scene and I didn’t interview every girl. I knew I only had a short time with Kristal and I wanted to make every minute count! [Honestly being able to "cover" a shoot from any ol’ perspective we want happens to be a lot more fun. D.Minion has this irritating "fairness gene" that makes her want to give everyone on set their "due attention" if we’re hitting a more "company" angle when we’re there. Of course DM also thinks a woman is "pretty" if she is "nice" … regardless of what the lass in question actually looks like. … As far as we know DM’s condition has no cure, and if that’s not a reason to ban 70’s sitcoms from replay on television, there may not be one. You know that we discovered this weekend (while over at DM’s helping her repaint part of her house) that she actually has an entire dresser drawer devoted to "holiday socks" … . She actually calls it a dedicated holiday sock drawer. You just can’t make this stuff up.]

milf kristal summers for risqueThe first thing I did was catch up with my friend. In addition to making movies, Kristal is now house-dancing at Snooky’s, a bikini bar in Simi Valley. Kristal says she likes Snooky’s because she can arrange her own schedule. (And get time off to make movies whenever she likes!) Even though Snooky’s is a bikini bar, the girls are allowed to take off their tops if they tape their nipples. (It would be a shame to keep Kristal’s beautiful boobies incased in a swimsuit top all the time!) [If you can believe this, the "pastie on the nipples" rules actually almost always came about because of "health concerns" voiced by various government entities. Aside from that fact that recent mothers very rarely, if ever, actually have much interest in appearing naked in public, when exactly did lactations become a threat to humans? … You’ll see lots of "going around the moral issue with ridiculous subterfuge" if you look hard enough. Of course it will probably depress you how afraid of sex most people still are, so be careful here. … For example, we can clearly see how Kristal could be dangerous here, but I’m still sure we wouldn’t necessarily want anyone to protect us from it.]

Even More Risque:  For Whom the Belles Toil

Recently Kristal has been cast in a lot of MILF movies including one entitled Cougars In Heat with porn stud Christian. She also spends a lot of time at the Playboy Mansion. She had been there the previous Sunday and had watched the movie The Black Dahlia, which Kristal thought was “dumb.” She’d also watched an unedited Girls Next Door episode with the stars of the show, Hef and his girlfriends. Kristal confided that the girlfriends are friendlier on the show than they are in person. [Really? We’re shocked. … Honest. … There are actually many times over the years that we’ve thought they should come up with a "pastie on the mouth" rule for Playmates. … There are of course Playmates that are truly wonderful, kind, and intelligent people; but there are lawyers like that too and it doesn’t mean you want to hang out with the entire group if you don’t have to.]

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