Getting Intimate Exposures

Intimate Exposures 4 — SCENE 1

by D.Minion

PART ONE

On Good Friday, 2012 we were on set covering Director Chris King’s Adam and Eve epic, Intimate Encounters 3. So it was déjà vu all over again when on Good Friday, 2013, Chris King invited us to be his guests on set while he directed Intimate Encounters 4 for Adam and Eve. [It could be that, as a rule, adult industry executives do not associate proper reverence with purely religious holidays. That said, since by popular account Adam and Eve got us all into this mess in the first place back in the Garden of Eden, perhaps the Adam & Eve company shooting on Easter weekend makes perfect sense.]

risque imageThis time we were at Dry Gulch Ranch, in the mountains overlooking Malibu. The weather was a bit chilly, but beautiful, and I was looking forward to meeting some gorgeous porn stars! [Ah. Well that clears that up. When first looking at the (multiple variations, helpfully edited out, of the) photo we were not exactly sure whether those were clouds or smoke from a local fire. Having been at Dry Gulch during both events, we can assure you that clouds are nicer.]

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Kristal Summers Overall

To Lurk with Kirk

Kristal Summers Makes EVERYTHING Happyby Minion Missive

We’re going to get right to Kristal and her “Effect” on new members soon, but an Olympics debate spurred some controversy here this week, so we need to take a moment. [This outlet can turn into “Dear Diary” for writers sometimes. Sorry about that. Of course that’s why we provide the handy “jump to the visuals” icons on the pages.]

Contrary to what many people out there in “the world” seem to think, the stupidest person in the history of humans was NOT in fact the person that invented the “skeleton” as an athletic event. As Gibby pointed out quite eloquently [or at least loudly], while sledding down an ice chute with your feet sticking out — as in the luge — seems really, really crazy, doing so while leading with your FACE is simply wacked. This makes no sense. Indeed this cannot make sense. To any sane person. Ever. [Seriously. It sounds like something you’d talk your little brother into trying and then deny it to your mom later when he crashes and burns.] What the hell?

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2014 AVN Awards Lords (and Ladies)

The 2014 AVN Awards Gestalt

by Sergeant Shultz

I see noTHING.

Assuming you do not happen to be familiar with Hogan’s Heroes, you may feel free to ignore both the byline and that first sentence. Otherwise, you should probably be laughing out loud. You see, not even all of us that get to go to Las Vegas end up getting [having] to go to the Awards Show.

Although Uncle Gibby has the task of penning the “proper” Awards Show coverage for us, D.Minion got [had] to accompany him this year and so naturally she decided [was forced] to shoot some pictures focused — or not — on the gestalt of the event.

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X360 Sex Awards

[As we head out to yet another convention and Awards Show we thought we’d run a replay of the most recent Awards Show coverage from the members’ side. As a group we have some silly amount cumulative of experience — like 100+ years — and yet we still always really look forward to hanging out with old friends, new friends, and … you know … whatever else “hangs out” at a show stocked full of adult movie stars. Maybe it’s the food. … ]

McKylie & McBeth

by Nobody Special

We’ve all heard this: Art is Pain. Considering most things in modern life move inexorably toward the more and more complicated, the brains behind the wildly successful AVN Awards Show years got together for an as yet unnamed cable television outlet and put together a new event they called simply, The Sex Awards.

Sex Awards 2013Now a whole bunch of people will write a whole bunch of things about “famous porn star this and famous porn star that,” so true to our form at risqué we won’t really bother with any such boring approach. If someone has already said it, why bother trying to say it again, right? Worse, if an excellent writer has already said it, even trying to say it again seems intentionally foolish, and we always try to limit ourselves to being accidentally foolish at risqué. So we’ve decided to sum up the vast majority of the attendee quotes to one little line courtesy of the Bard:

If it were done when ’tis done, then ’twere well it were done quickly.

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