Jana Jordan Bubblegum

My New Mama

by Bubblegum

Jana Jordan's Dog BubblegumTo quote Steve Martin, I was born a poor black child. My early life was spent on a dusty no-name farm deep in the heart of Texas. I never knew my daddy, but Mama did her best to raise us up right. [Does anyone else remember the Travis Tritt remake of the Elvis Presley song … “Hello T-R-O-U-B-L-E” when they hear “Mama did her best to try and raise us right” ?] We didn’t have as much as some, but she saw to it that our bellies were full most of the time, and I had lots of brothers and sisters to play with. Since that’s all I knew, I thought things were pretty good. Then one day my life changed completely. [Different Country Song: “If you want to hear God laugh, tell Him your plan.” ]

The whole family, Mama and all the kids, piled into the back of the old pickup. It was our first trip to town! Mama had told us about going to town and how exciting it would be and how our whole lives would change.

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The “Best” of Mia Malkova

A Star-Lit Controversy

by Nobody Special

Mia MalkovaBack when Paul Fishbein owned AVN I used to joke with him that the worst job in the state had to be working for AVN on the Sunday after a Saturday night AVN Awards Show. For a long time the conventions used to be Thursday-Sunday, but they always held the Awards Show on Saturday nights. Sundays tended to be very sparsely attended, particularly in the morning hours. The winners would all show up with their trophies, of course, although in all honesty a good percentage of them had probably not been to bed yet. Still, the winners were happy, and proud, and they wanted everyone to know it.

The much larger percentage of people/companies that did not win, however, that percentage tends to be rather surly. Invariably some commotion or another arises about people that “bought” trophies. This year that focus apparently falls on Mia Malkova and her Best New Starlet victory.

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The Gift of Beauty

[We decided to do something decidedly non-taxinig today, and thus we move into a consideration of two of the most beautiful women that … well, basically walked the earth, but for these purposes, we should probably just consider the adult industry. Some day, when we’re all enlightened, no one will ever again say, “She’s stunningly beautiful. What’s she doing in this business?”]

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Chasey Lain — a risque gift of beautyby Nobody Special

Cute. Pretty. Beautiful. Exotic. Sexy.

As a rule we try to avoid complicated and nebulous topics, but what with this being a special occasion and all, it seemed like we should at least broach the subject of feminine beauty in XXX entertainment, even though Anais doesn’t happen to be wearing any jewelry at all in this particular post. Chasey has a necklace on in her bonus picture, but you’ll probably have to concentrate in order to be able to notice it. Never sweat the details when dealing with porn women. That’s a good rule to remember.

So to our task …

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Age of the Geek, Baby.

Alex Hardysun

Cheyenne SilverWe were going to run this story tomorrow with the headling “Chasey Lain & Anais Return to Porn!” … But then we’d have to point out that tomorrow happens to be April Fool’s Day, and that would have been really mean to some people out there — even some of them not named Gibby.

That said, it could have eased us into much less interesting, but certainly more important considerations today of the Risque Password Strategy you should consider. Some of you have been having more trouble than usual with stolen passwords lately, and it just causes a slight inconvenience for you when dealing with us. The site fraud protection shuts everything down, and then you just write us and we set up new access for you. Sad for you. Sad for us.

Before we begin, on the off chance that any of you might like to see yet another picture of Anais — and have the increased benefit of seeing her “next to” a previous “universally acknowledged as stunning” Risqué Business client, Chasey Lain — we thought this would be an illustration worthy of some merit at this point. (OK. So it didn’t really take a whole lot of brain power to figure that out.) We really hate to just jump into Geek Stuff without at least some consideration of beautiful women. We could do it, of course, but why?

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