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January 2004 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

1/31/04

I read in a book today that someone turns 49 years old every 7½ seconds in the United States. In the process of putting together the 2004 Adult Entertainment Expo story, I was pretty sure I was going to be one of those people. The fact that this milestone happens some 5½ years from now did not disuade me from this thought. With the tallies all in we have 23 pages, somewhere over 10,154 words, 400+ pictures, and over 60 MB of video files added … today. Next time I ask for contributions from members on a story, will somebody please just shoot me? For now, this one’s in the database, and I’m making myself one serious Jack and Ginger … I also read in a book today, “There is only one boundary that limits a dreamer, and that is the boundary that he imposes on himself.” Around here, we might add … or herself …. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, AVN Awards, Kristal Summers, Dee Video, Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Anais Video, Georgia Adair Video, Wendy Divine, Wanda Curtis, Rayveness, Angel Cassidy, Kylie Ireland, Gauge, Tiffany Granath, Jessica Drake, Amber Michaels, Exclusive Video, Mr. Moto, Craig, Lon, Steve, D.Minion]

Dee and a large penis. Not pictured: Georgia Adair, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Anais, Angel Cassidy, Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Rayveness, and a whole bunch of other XXX stars. Oh, Lon, Craig, and SteveD are also not pictured.
1/28/04

We know that Being with Juli Ashton was the last movie that Juli ever did for VCA. We also know that Georgia’s in town next week to sign her new Ninn Worx contract and talk about her new production line. We know that Dee’s on Night Calls Radio with Juli now, and we know that our good friend Juli has launched a new free site called HeyJuli.com. We want everyone to visit her and say, “Hi.” If you know all of these things, you might as well just skip to the pictures. Sometimes that’s best all around … [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Chloe, Shawna Sexton, Dee, Tina Tyler, Bridgette Kerkove]

This certainly qualifies as “Being with Juli Ashton” we're thinking ...
1/27/04

Our good friends Julia Ann and Michael Raven scored big at the most recent AVN Awards show with Beautiful winning “Best Video Feature” and “Best Screenplay” for Wicked, “Best Actress” for Julia, and “Best Director” for Mr. Julia. Now we didn’t really have anything to do with the success of this production, but that’s never stopped us from writing a story about it anyway, and it’s not about to this time. Sometimes it’s just enough to recognize that, in fact, Julia’s Beautiful. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, D.Minion]

Julia Ann, always a reason to smile.
Julia Ann's Web Site
1/26/04

There are two major newspapers in the Los Angeles Metropolitan area. On the way out to breakfast (one of our favorite weekend events) this past Saturday we picked up a copy of each, having granted ourselves a morning break from management, web sites, and home improvement. The headlines on one of them included, “Iraq Arms Inspector Resigns, Casts Doubt on Prewar Data;” “Kerry Showing Strength Across Board in N.H.;” “Bush Seeks 7% Boost in Military Spending;” and “U.N. to Send Team to Assess Elections in Iraq.” The other paper chose these titles to hook its readers into purchase: “Phil on Kobe: It’s Shaq’s team,” and “Kids lose their Captain Kangaroo.” We’re thinking this demonstrates a fundamental difference of approach to an arena, and when D.Minion covered Kristal on a fetish shoot, it brought the idea home. My father used to tell me regularly that, “It takes all kinds to make a world,” and like most things my father used to tell me, what he meant keeps getting clearer and clearer. It’s funny how as you get older your parents get smarter, huh?  [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]

Kristal Summers exercising naked. Works for us.
1/24/04

Who could have guessed that a nation-wide shortage of “2-Disk” DVD boxes could delay the anticipated release of Anais’ first big Feature production for Ninn Worx? Who could have guessed that mainstream films would finally catch on to the benefits of including a second disk with captivating special features and heretofore unseen insights, thereby causing the shortage? Who could have guessed that Lon would have been completely bummed out by this dastardly consequence? Guess when you’ll finally be able to see the movie trailer, and even buy your own copy if you want … NOW. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Justine, Violet Blue, Rayveness, Wanda Curtis, Angel Cassidy, Michael Ninn]

Michael Ninn's “In the Garden of Shadows”
Anais IS … In the Garden of Shadows
1/23/04

Throughout history there have been many, many definitions of Innocence. In 12 pages and 182 pictures, D.Minion must have covered them all. Michael Ninn and Ninn Worx called these days Pure Pink and Sweet Cherry. We simply call them FINALLY COMPLETEWe’ll take two Jack Daniels and call you in the morning. Y’all just have a good weekend plowing through this. Our best estimates are that it will take you about as long to read about the shows as it did to actually shoot them. So far, we have not actually shot D.Minion … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Cytherea Video, Jayna Oso, Ann Harlow, Taylor Rain, Monique Alexander Video, Amber Rayne, Danni, Kitty, Kellemarie, Amberlina, Wanda Curtis Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

... and, of course, Nick Manning ...
1/20/04

Dee had a cam show today, as you’ll be able to see if you’re a member. We call it Dee’s threesome and THEN some, and we’d elaborate more, but Carol’s really hungry and wants to get to the bar-b-que … Women are so fickle. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Kristal Summers]

Mr. Marcus ... happy about Kristal Summers and Dee.
1/16/04

We get emails all of the time asking us if the people that contribute to this site are “real” and if “the Members’ Parties really happen.” Well, we keep telling you that truth is stranger than fiction, and today we have yet another example. For some bizarre reason, Lon wanted to come to LA and work as an intern, so he could forget about no longer having any other work to do, and so we thought, “OK. Interns are free.” (We only said the first part out loud, however.) While most of the stuff was pretty boring, he did get a chance to try his hand at photographing one of Dee’s Cam Shows. We call his account “Dee Tales, Dee Tales” and we note delicately that as a photographer, Lon writes a very good story. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Lon]

D.Minion's finger about to stroke Dee.
1/15/03

Sometimes one of the best things about being a member around here has to be that you can get news before anyone else does. Our business doesn’t hit the AP Wire very often, so mass dissemination sometimes fails in even the coolest of circumstances. Speaking of mass and semen, coincidentally, we’re giving you a little peek in advance of what we think history will prove to be a very successful movie, certainly the biggest ever starred in by a certain brand new player. She would be Anais, and the movie would be In the Garden of Shadows, and if you want to understand the religious and sexual references, well you’ll just have to check out the story. If existential isn’t your cup of tea, just look at the dirty pictures … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Rayveness, Justine Joli, Violet Blue, Michael Ninn]

Anais, coy and cute ... to say the least.
1/13/04

At the distinct risk to the health of one of our favorite Englishmen, we put together a little something to tide you over while we gather our thoughts and settle in to get back to work. (Get it? England is across the ocean — you know, across the tide. We’re very funny around here. Well, at least we think so.) So check on your Fetish, and see what we think will come to be known as the true beginning of a beautiful career. And then you can look at the bonus, and then the bonus bonuses … We’re very funny, and we’re very nice too. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Georgia Adair, Anais, Mandy Bright, Ashley Long, Naomi Marcella, Luci Lee, Sharon Wild, Wanda Curtis, Michael Ninn]

Kristal Summers, just hanging out in the yard.
1/6/04

Well, we warned you, and it’s here. Read about When Michael Ninn met Anais … all 5,000+ words, 237 pictures, and one stunning video clip, worth. To say more would be just mean. Take your time. We’re off to Las Vegas for the convention. We’ll be back in a week, and D.Minion will probably have another epic on tap. Maybe we’ll just stay in Vegas, come to think of it … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Dee, Olivia Del Rio, Jassie, Kristal Summers, Jesse V., Teanna Kai, Naomi Marcella, Luci Lee, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

“Incredible” Anais
1/5/04

What do balloons, twinkling lights, spanking, a bunch of naked people, and a dildo that fits over your head have in common? Why a New Year’s Celebration on Night Calls, of course. All in all, it’s possible that Juli and Tiffany have more fun than most people on the planet. Still we can live vicariously through D.Minion’s reports, and if we’ve learned nothing else over the years, we’ve learned to take what we can get. It’s not about wanting what you don’t have, but rather enjoying what you do have. Right? [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, D.Minion]

Tiffany Granath and Juli Ashton, ready to rock.
1/2/04

It’s mostly about polka dots today, and we have Bert to thank for it. We also wanted to pay a special tribute to someone who has been a special member over the past year, and so we’ve done that. Honestly we’re starting the new year with a bit of nuance that we don’t often employ around these parts. Fortunately, Anais and Wanda Curtis in Lost Angels: Wanda Curtis aren’t actually all that subtle. Subtlety is for wimps. Many things come to mind when viewing this Ninn Worx Weekend; subtlety is not one of them. Excellent! [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Wanda Curtis, Michael Ninn]

Anais and Wanda Curtis, for Michael Ninn. Lucky bastard.

January 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

1/31/03

We’re debuting two new regular features for the site, starting with the addition of our new “Ninn Worx Weekend” which will feature photo galleries from the latest and greatest of Michael Ninn each and every weekend. Then we’ve improved our presentation skills (finally) with the slide show code Craig’s been on us about. He may be wrong about Rich not being very nice, but we have to admit that the show feature actually adds a bit of pizzaz that we’ve been lacking. Turns out some people like to look at pictures with their hands free. Wonder what for … Oh, most importantly we got to make a groovy new icon, and that’s why y’all are members anyway, right? You enjoy all the icons on the site. [FEATURED TAGS: Michelle Michaels, Michael Ninn]

Fetishy Michelle Michaels
1/28/03

As the folks around here are gearing up for the return of Night Calls Live next week, we thought we’d give you D.Minion’s account of the final show of last season, Night Calls, December 18th, 2002. You can tell by the date that this was their Christmas show, and looking at the pictures started to put us in the holiday spirit once again. Then we realized we just got the stupid lights down a couple of weeks ago, and we decided not to embrace the holiday spirit this quickly again. We decided, rather, to just look at, and read about, Juli and Tiffany (and all of their naked friends). Sounds way easier … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Jessica Drake, D.Minion]

Nice presents: Juli Ashton and Tiffany Grannath
1/25/03

If you don’t want to read about Kristal Summers’ Eager Beaver, and you don’t want to see 46 beautiful pictures of Kristal and Tanya Danielle lighting theirs up. If you have no interest in Kristal’s updated journal, or the new slide show feature from her latest cam show, Nurse Kristal, or if you don’t even care anything about the adult industry’s health practices, or D.Minion’s fear of prostitutes, well then you can skip this entry entirely. You can just go on back to your local paper and read more about professional football players than any one person should have an interest in, and check back with us next week. Just go buy your beer and chips and get ready for the Super Bowl, where crazy companies spend $70,000 a second to try to sell us things. Still, we’re thinking you might have enough time to fit this story in, and then you get to do both … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Tanya Danielle, Lola, D.Minion]

What's not to be eager about?
1/23/03

In an almost complete departure from anal pile driving, we have Playboy TV from a year and a half ago on tap today. It seems that back in October of 2001 Julia Ann granted The Bunny a favor and filled in for an absent Tera Patrick on Night Calls: 411. D.Minion dutifully accompanied her and wrote a fine account, even talking about anal, but not actually demonstrating it. Sometime thereafter we upgraded D.Minion’s hard drive at the office, and some of the files got dropped in the switch. When we put the old hard drive in a computer we’re building for Kristal, we found them. Now that’s probably way more information than you really needed, but there’s never too many pictures of Julia Ann, so here are some more. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Crystal Knight, D.Minion]

Damn fine representations of womanhood.
Julia Ann's Web Site
1/22/03

To tell you the truth, even with a fairly large site, it’s rare for people to actually write in to the webmaster about anything, well, unless they’re complaining. Those of you that use the Message Boards or the Chatroom know that there are a lot more “views” than there are actual people posting or chatting. Maybe it’s just the nature of the genre; maybe people just like their anonymity. So when we posted the first photo galleries from Ninn Worx last week, we didn’t expect anything out of the ordinary. We were surprised by the amount of positive comments people actually took the time to write. For all of you that wrote in, thank you! Here are some more from Fetish. For all of you that didn’t, you can look at them also. We still like you, too. Oh, and as another first for us, you’ll be able to see a hard core anal pile driver position, accomplished on a concrete floor. And people say there’s nothing to this profession. Pshaw. [FEATURED TAGS: Nicole Sheridan, Mia Smiles, Michelle Michaels, Aurora Snow, Bunny Luv, Ava Vincent, Michael Ninn]

Mia Smiles. TWICE.
1/20/03

It seemed like it was time to talk about Kristal and Inari, and so we are, in the flesh, so to speak. Actually D.Minion was on a set with them last summer for a movie called The Flesh Game from Ultimate Pictures, and she took 50 rather stunning, and occasionally personal-type pictures. Of course, that’s what she does for a living, giving us all just one more reason to be jealous of D.Minion’s job. One day we’ll actually get a picture of her too. Wonder what she looks like …[FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs, Shelbee Myne, Faith Leon, Jessica Dee, Naomi Marcella, and Tiffany Mason, D.Minion]

Kristal, a way we love her.
1/18/03

We’ve been deluged with sights and sounds from the convention, and last we checked D.Minion was on “Page Eight” of her review. We’ve decided not to ask anymore, and we’ve specifically ruled out murder and suicide as options for our web posting folks. You can’t be too careful, and DM occasionally has a lot to say. That said, we’re giving you a fan’s perspective, and a husband’s perspective while we wait, and, assuming The Force is with Us, a couple of different presentations of the perspectives. Sometimes it’s confusing around here … and that’s on a good day. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, AVN Awards, Juli Ashton, Wendy Divine, Jessica Drake, Monique Alexander, Sunrise Adams, Sydnee Steele, Georgia Adair, Dee, Inari Vachs, Kristal Summers, Julia Ann, Devinn Lane, Ginger Lynn, Jenna Jameson, Carmen Luvana, Wanda Curtis, Holly Hollywood, Craig]

Odd attire as the norm.
1/15/03

We’ve been telling you that we’d have a big announcement concerning Risqué’s Georgia Adair, and we’re sorry that you’ve probably been laying awake nights wondering what it could be. Well you can rest easy after you read our latest entry, but you might want to look at the 100+ hard-core pictures generously offered to you by Michael Ninn. We’re calling it Hardcore Announcement. And remember you heard it here first; we’re predicting big things in Georgia’s future. [FEATURED TAGS: Gauge, Aurora Snow, August, Taylor Ann, Michael Ninn]

Gauge smiles. Twice too.
1/14/03

It’s not the full-featured, action-packed, expose you might be waiting for. Rather it’s an aperitif, a sweet little taste, of the experiences of the Risqué troupe in Las Vegas. We attended the Internet convention, and then we attended the video convention, and, honestly, that’s really just a little bit boring to write about. However, we managed the enviable task of visiting with dozens of beautiful women, one of whom (That would be TJ Hart) decided to prance around the living room naked while she was waiting for everyone else to get ready to go to the convention. Just so we’re clear, if TJ decides to strip every time we’re late, it’s very likely we’ll never be on time again. You can understand why when you look at the pictures. [FEATURED TAGS: TJ Hart, D.Minion]

TJ Over Glass ...
1/6/03

Everyone who knows her understands that Julia Ann actually is one class act. Then Wicked made a movie called Class Act, and now it’s all very confusing. We’d love to tell you that D.Minion clears everything up for us in this second, massive, post, right in a row. Notice, however, that we are not. There are 212 pictures here, and that means we’re even boiling in Farenheight (Mav). Look at it this way. If you look at 50 pictures a day, it will only take you eight days to cover the last two stories. After that, we’ll be back from Las Vegas. You didn’t think you’d get away with one measley little Wicked homework assignment while we’re out of town did you? Oh, and there will be a quiz later … [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann Video, Stormy Daniels, Tanya Danielle, Nicole Sheridan, Zana, Exclusive Video, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]

What one wants waiting at home.
Julia Ann's Web Site
1/5/03

The entire office, and every one of the girls, are going to Las Vegas next week to see Bert and Lon. Well, there might be a couple of conventions in town too; we’ll check it out when we get there. With this in mind, we’ve put together D.Minion’s massive coverage of Devinn’s first productionThe Devinn Lane Show Part One: Forbidden Zone. There are 195 pictures, and 14 pages, here, but take your time. We’ll be back in a week, oh, and you haven’t seen the blue writing up above for about a month because of the holidays. Now you can look forward to coming along with us live again … [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, Jubilee, Nikita Denise, Nikita Kash, Phoenix Ray, Lola, Dru Berrymore, Monica Mayhem, D.Minion]

Devinn: shady in shades.
1/3/03

Ooooooh … There’s nothing more exciting than a good old-fashioned Geek Fight. OK. There might be a few things more exciting, but when the geeks are fighting over Georgia, well, that’s worth noticing. So we noticed, and now you can too. If you’re confused now, wait until you see this entry to our Adult Diary … [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair]

Adair you to pick a winner ...
1/2/03

Dee’s come up with a wonderful way to start the new year, as we show off minds as well as bodies. While Kristal makes herself ready for the Playboy Mansion New Year’s Eve Party, Julia Ann and Inari make themselves ready for Playboy Duties in Jamaica. Dee dabbles in gadgetry, and members are suitably impressed. Really. Swear. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Julia Ann, Inari Vachs]

Even Barbie is jealous of Julia Ann

January 2002 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

1/31/02

We have another wacky Night Calls expose to reveal on this Super day for a Bowl. And that’s about all you’re going to get here, because the game’s about to start … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, TJ Hart, Devinn Lane, Inari Vachs, D.Minion]

Nurse Juli and Rider Tiff.
1/30/02

Deb takes us back to the road with Devinn Lane – back to a life that quickly becomes more than a little surreal – in this episode called “The World Is A Vampire.” [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane]

Devinn showing off her chaps that don't stick.
1/29/02

Well most of the office is in fact AEE epic bound, but some of us lucky minions still get to work on “Juli Stuff.” With Night Calls’ new season just around the corner, the head minion, DMinion herself, has insisted that we strive to catch up on her coverage of last season. So here you have Juli, Inari, Dee, and Tiffany, of course … and this is where we waxed Juli’s pussy. What more do you need? [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Dee, Inari Vachs, D.Minion]

The genetalia in question ...
1/28/02

As we approach the epic that constitutes D.Minion’s coverage of the recent Adult Entertainmnet Expo, we pause with the next installments of “Wendy’s Chronicles of Nick Manning” and reflect on the unique way we get to make a living. A beautiful couple on a soft couch, sex for long hours on end, many pauses to adjust, giggle and flirt, that’s just how sex is at home, right? Personally we think this fiction is stranger than the truth, but far be it from us to start a philosophical debate when folks probably just want to get on to the action. Rock on … Wendy and Nick seem to be. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine]

Wendy Divinely happy ...
1/24/02

Deb’s adventures with Devinn Lane continue as they fly to Tampa for a week of dancing and appearances. Once again things take a strange turn as “Devinn Meets Bubba the Love Sponge.” [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane]

Devinn Meets Bubba the Love Sponge.
1/22/02

We’ve never had to write cleverly about a mostly naked woman posing around a chair in a hotel room. That’s a pretty tall offer, and we although we may not be the most creative of literary aspirants, neither are we the most foolish. No, sir. Daddy didn’t raise no dummies ’round these parts. Why, just to think that even a talented writer could whip up something that would make folks want to check out the beautiful Inari Vachs bored before a signing, would be too much tempting of the fates. We’re not going anywhere near that. Nope. There is absolutely nothing clever at all to say about Inari coming up with 62 different ways to pose around a chair. And since we can’t be clever about it, we’re not even sure why we decided to post these 62 pictures. Then we looked at the pictures and thought, “Well, all right, then. If Inari’s going to be this sexy, well then we’ll show her off.” Even if we can’t think of a clever way to do it. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, Risque News Insight]

Inari Vachs is very clever.
1/20/02

Because we’re acutely politically aware around here, and because we share the goals of the great Doctor King, and because we hope that at some point in history it isn’t necessary to have a special day so we can remember that everyone is equal, we picked Martin Luther King Day to post some pictures of our friend Dee “working” with Cherry Mirage, Brooke Hunter and Kitten. OK, the truth is that it’s just a coincidence, and we didn’t give it any conscious thought. We’re not anywhere near that groovy. Well, Deb is, but other than that, we mean. Besides, Dee’s technically 100% Puerto Rican, even though most of our industry can’t figure that out. But that still doesn’t mean you can’t love Dee Best in various positions with nary a dude in sight. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Cherry Mirage, Brooke Hunter, Kitten]

Dee, glorious Dee ...
1/16/02

Deb begins a series of articles about her recent travels with Devinn Lane with her entry entitled “Devinn and The Demimonde.” You will rarely ever get this kind of look at the life of a feature dancer. Thanks, Deb. [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane]

Devinn Lane naked at her computer. You gotta love that.
1/15/02

We interrupted Wendy’s “Chronicle of Nick Manning” long enough to finish her Hedonism III Journal from last spring. Wendy does things the long way, but with most of the elements of her life, that seems rather apropros. If you were waiting to read it in its entirety, like I do with novels issued in chapters, you can begin your journey here. If you’ve been keeping up to date, here’s the conclusion you’ve been waiting for. If you just want to see the pictures of Wendy, Inari and Becca standing around naked whilst some fortunate artist adorns them with graffiti, check out the latest Risqué News offering. Ah the Wendy Web we Weave … [FEATURED TAGS: Inari, Wendy Divine, Becca, Risque News Insight]

Inari, Becca, and Wendy ... as alleyways.
1/14/02

We’re BACK!! Breaking with tradition somewhat we took the entire office to Las Vegas to cover and attend the Adult Entertainment Expo, and we learned something. Bad idea. Until we get some of those nifty little elves that do the work for us while we’re away, this may not be the best approach we’ve ever thought of. With “while you were away” notes literally covering the keyboards around here, we dug through and started up again, though. And if you’re starting up, you might as well start up with Julia Ann; and if you’re going to do that, well, you might as well start up with her naked. We couldn’t think of a better welcome home present than D.Minion’s article from this past summer, Julia Ann beds Danni Ashe. Come to think of it, it’s hard to think of a better way to be in bed too … Go visit our friend Danni when you get a chance too. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Danni Ashe, D.Minion]

Julia Ann in repose.
1/7/02

Kristal finished updating her journal through 2001, and as we were putting it up, we decided that it really would benefit from some naked pictures of Kristal in her bedroom. We figured that generally to be the case with anything, actually. Also, if you have to deal with “figures” then you should put Kristal’s figure high on your list. These are some shots from her first cam show in December. They’re going to start regularly twice a month very soon, so keep an eye out. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, D.Minion]

Kristal in her bedroom.
1/5/02

For those of you following the Message Board and its various debates, we have an ironic inclusion for today. Between her trip to Colorado for the holidays and her trip to a convention and appearance in Florida, Juli dropped by some text and picked out some more photos for us to post. We finished up the html, and now we can say … “This one’s for you, Joe … and so is this one …” [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Dee, Wendy Divine, Kira Reed, Becca, Georgia Adair, Bolivia Samsonite]

Becca, basically ...     Juli's reasons to travel.
1/4/02

Deb revisits an old friend of ours, Kelsey Heart, and she points out what a really cool company Wicked Pictures remains. Go see Wicked, and then check out what a little hair-coloring can do. Deb calls it Kelsey Redux. [FEATURED TAGS: Kelsey Heart, Missy]

Kelsey as a blonde on the left.
1/3/02

Inari’s hosting “In Bed with Danni” for Danni Ashe today, so in her honor we’re posting the last of the “sitting around the set and waiting on people” shots we started last month. You can read about the Lovely Lounging Inari if you missed it, or if you just want to see the pictures, you can. You’ll definitely understand why we’re pretty much of the opinion that cowgirls give way more blues than they get … [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs]

More Inari Vachs views ...
1/1/02

HAPPY NEW YEAR!! We started thinking of the popular song Auld Lang Syne, and we were going to write a really clever parody of the tune–stunning in its insight, and awe-inspiring in intellect. Then we thought, not only do we not know the rest of the words, but, heck, we don’t even know what it means. So then we thought, “Let’s just give the members two more episodes in the ‘Chronicles of Nick Manning’ from Wendy Divine.” The accent is “oral” here, and that sounds like a fine way to kick off the new year. Salud! [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine]

“Manning” the Wendy boat ... 

January 2001 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

1/31/01

If you have to get up early on a Saturday, let us suggest spending the day watching Devinn, Inari, and Kristal have all kinds of sex. It doesn’t make up for everything, but D. Minion seems to have enjoyed the experience. Then again, D. Minion enjoys old Sonny and Cher albums. We think Devinn, Inari, and Kristal having sex is better. Read all about the weird guy that shaves his entire body. [For the record: D. Minion officially protests the use of the word “weird.” Overruled.] [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs, Nikita Denise, D.Minion]

Devinn on stairs, topless. Cool.
1/30/01

A delectable double-whammy drops in with Deb’s recount of visiting Devinn on a Brad Armstrong feature shot at the end of last year. It kind of makes us wish we were there. Then Juli does some artwork on Deb’s shots taken when Inari was over to get naked in the back yard for Playboy TV’s Essentially Juli: Far Out! Now we definitely wish we were there. In fact, we’d like to publicly make the offer here for Juli and Inari to come over and get naked at our house. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Inari Vachs, Dee]

Juli and Inari at play.
1/25/01

Homer has The Iliad and The Odyssey; Dostoevsky has Crime and Punishment; Tolstoy, of course, has War and Peace, and Michner has every book he’s ever written. D. Minion has the story of the January 2001 conventions in Las Vegas. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, Wendy Divine, Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs, Becca, Amanda Lexx, Devinn Lane, D.Minion]

Devinn with Penis
1/24/01

Rarely does a thumbnail so accurately describe a story. Rarely can you gain true insight into the lives of Porn Stars after they get back to their rooms at a convention. Rarely can you use words like “ebb” and “protozoa.” Deb gives you all this in The Ebb and Flow of Human Protozoa. Need we say more? Nope. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, Kristal Summers, Devinn Lane, Shayla LaVeaux]

D. Dork, Devinn
1/24/01

Wow! Not only did we have a rare Russian sighting this week, but Shayla brought by the last 50 pictures of her orgy at the Lifestyles Convention. We’re pretty sure that next time Nina and Shayla invite us to a party, we’re going. For those of you waiting for the big finale, here it is. For those of you that weren’t waiting, when you check out the scene, you’ll be waiting for the next one. Shayla’s cool. [FEATURED TAGS: Nina Hartley, Shayla La Veaux, Alexandra Silk]

Sitting in the corner?
1/22/01

The action was fast & furious at the Internext Convention. The girls all went out together and the level of sobriety was extremely low — perhaps no sobriety at all by night’s end. I think Deb will have to tell you about it herself in her diary entry called Deb Goes Cosmopolitan. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Devinn Lane]

Deb has always been cosmopolitan!
1/21/01

Risqué News rears its confused head again with a story and pictures that have nothing to do with each other. Ah to see the world as we do. The story concerns the trip to Las Vegas for the conventions and how Devinn’s really to blame for D.Minion losing her cell phone. D.Minion gets fired. The pictures have to do with wanting to try out a really cool new lens we bought. Kristal Summers gets naked. If nothing else, we entertain ourselves! [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, D.Minion]

Kristal has very large breasts.
1/20/01

I guess Deb wanted to prove that she did some work at the 2001 Internext Conference, so she brings us this story from one of the seminars. The Seminar was called “How to Treat a Model or You Want Me To Do What?” It was hard to improve on that title. She did improve on the seminar by taking some public flashing photos there!! [FEATURED TAGS: Internext, Devinn Lane, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine]

Kristal, Devinn, Wendy
1/19/01

We’ve never been much on the concept of Freudian slips, but after coming across D.Minion’s posting before she left for the holidays, it occurs to us that perhaps there might be something to the concept. We think maybe we subconsciously meant to leave this out. We also think we love our job, and thus must occasionally just do as we’re told. But, wow, talk about being tied to the umbilical chord. Actually, let’s not. You can read about it if you must, but we recommend the recap of Devinn Lane’s New Year’s Party. Then we suggest you move right on to Shayla’s next shots of her swinger’s fest. Aren’t we just the helpful ones today? Well, we’re helpful to members. We basically just taunt the rest of them. We’re like that. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Nina Hartley, Alexandra Silk]

Lots of sexy, horny women. Cool!
1/18/01

I know you’ve all been anxiously waiting for our first story from the Adult Entertainment Expo. You have to wait no longer! Deb lets us in on some of the events at the AVN Awards show. Trophies were passed out … speeches were made … tits were flashed … and everyone had a wonderful time. Deb’s story is much better–she calls it, The View From Table 13. [FEATURED TAGS: AVN Awards, Shayla LaVeaux, Kim Chambers, Nicole London, Devinn Lane, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine]

Deb and Shayla leave for the show.
1/16/01

Shayla came by the office and dropped off some pictures from the 25th Anniversary of the Lifestyles Convention. She said she had over 100 pictures to put up, but she only brought by 20 this time … the little tease! Oh well … we have to learn to be satisfied with what we can get from these sexy women. There’ll be more soon! [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Nina Hartley, Alexandra Silk]

Shayla, Nina and a friend
1/12/01

I’m glad you waited…We finally made it back to LA! We’ve got a lot of great stuff to tell you about all the wonderful things we’ve been doing for the last few days … But first … let’s travel back in time. “Set the wayback machine to November 2000, Sherman!” We’ll return to those days of yore (yore?), when wild lesbians roamed the street we call simply “Bourbon” (actually everyone calls this street “Bourbon” ). Anyway – Deb wanted you to see these pictures ages ago and I just didn’t do it. Now I did it. Enjoy them! Now! Deb called it More from Bourbon Street. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Becca, Georgia Adair, Serenity]

1/7/01

We’re anticipating a bit of a lag in postings, since the vast majority of our worker bees will be heading off to Las Vegas for the next week, covering the adult internet convention “Internext” and then the Adult Video News convention, you know: “The Event Formerly Associated with CES.” Anyway in honor of Shayla’s pending induction into the AVN Hall of Fame we humble (well if you use the term very loosely) folks at Risqué have compiled three generations, as it were, of vision. Shayla provides another look back with archived on the set photos from Sorority Sex Kittens and Fountain of Innocence. A guest reviewer plugs into Adult Diary’s Insider with a look back at early Risqué members Chasey Lain and Kaylan Nicole being Wicked, and Juli lends us some more contemporary shots from her newest release Consenting Adults. So you have Nina, Shayla, and Juli, AND Chasey, Kaylan, and Taren Steele. Enjoy! Take your time, and we’ll be back soon with the inside scoop you’ve come to expect. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Juli Ashton, Taren Steele, Nina Hartley, Chasey Lain, Kaylan Nicole, Alecia, Risque News Insight]

Naked Racquetball!      Dressed Fondling.      Undressed Frolicking