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January 2021 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

1/29/21 Tara Lynn Foxx and Kiara DianeWe consider it fundamentally unfair when, in the midst of a heated argument, one party brings up something that happened at any point prior to one year ago from the date of the dispute. Consequently, as anyone who has been in a long-term relationship can tell you, somewhere around 95% of all arguments between couples therefore rate as fundamentally unfair. Oddly, they still seem to happen a lot, so clearly if a lot more people in the world were reading Risqué, the world would be a lot happier place. Yep. Philanthropists ‘R’ We. Even mythical lesbian relationships could benefit from our simple rules of peace. … Have you ever noticed how often Piece gets in the way of Peace in Life? [STAR TAGS: Kiara Diane Video, Tara Lynn Foxx Video]
1/25/21 Chantelle Fox

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Chantelle in Vegas: Tattoo Whee!

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1/23/21 Cytherea

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Floating Her Boat | pics & vid

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1/20/21 boobDepending upon when you read this update it may be gone (or otherwise repurposed), but for the last few months we have had a countdown over in the sidebar set to expire at 12:00 noon EST on this day. Some of you may know the significance of that specific time on that specific day, while the majority of you may not care at all. For the less politically-inclined, we will summarize by saying “The Boob is OUT!” … Naturally we celebrate by displaying a whole bunch more significantly more attractive ones being out too. We are what we are. It is what it is. [STAR TAGS: The BOOB is OUT!] 
1/18/21 Jezebelle Bond and Stephanie SwiftSometimes you do not realize how much you miss an old friend until you run across a photograph of them. Have you ever noticed that? Granted, we have no idea how Millennials “run across” old photographs, since they seem culturally opposed to printing anything, but maybe they sit in some comfy chair and scroll through the Gallery app on their phones. (There is a Gallery App on phones, right?) Whatever the case, we have much more convenient — not to mention explicit — ways to stir up some Stephanie Swift memories today. And they were not printed either, so maybe we a blasting into the 21st century, only a couple decades late. Honestly that could be the earliest we’ve been late in a long time. [STAR TAGS: Jezebelle Bond Video, Stephanie Swift Video]
1/17/21 Zoey Laine

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Britney Young – Olivia Wilder – Ashley Pink – Loni Legend – Zoey Laine – Randi Wright

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

1/13/21 Aurora Snow and Amber Rayne

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Threat of Snow and Rayne | pics & vid

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1/8/21 Georgia Jones and Shyla JenningsAnyone who has ever watched a football game on tv has probably seen the commercial featuring a bunch of coaches uttering a collection of memorable quotes. Foremost among them might be Vince Lombardi pacing along a frozen sideline yelling, “What the hell’s going on out there?” … Having viewed (like most of us probably) the shocking chaos at the U.S. Capitol this past Wednesday, we have decided that from this point forward every meeting of any member of Congress, no matter what the location, no matter how significant the meeting, should set aside a few seconds at the beginning for the Parliamentarian to play the clip of Vince Lombardi yelling, “What the hell’s going on out there?” … Seems like we have lost that message somewhere along the line, and Dear Vince can help us. For our part, we have decided the best we can do would be to distract a bit with Love — and these days we can all use a little Love with a capital “L” at the first. How you start has a lot to do with how you will finish. [STAR TAGS: Georgia Jones Video, Shyla Jennings Video]
1/4/21 Alexis MaloneHappen across a day with random masturbation and balcony blow jobs, and you might think, “Well, golly. This might turn out to be something unusual after all.” … Or you could just live in “The Valley” where days like this happen all the time. Honestly, though, anything that can distract us for even a moment from politics or disease counts as a win in our book. As you may have guessed by now: We have a win. [STAR TAGS: Jenaveve Jolie Video, Alexis Malone Video] 
1/1/21 Lana Violet

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Asian Eyes for White Guys | pics & vids

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September 2020 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

9/30/20 Ally Ann

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Cheer Squad | pics & vids

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9/23/20 DeeNot to make fun of a genius or anything but trying to make parting less painful by calling it “sweet sorrow” is like trying to ease the impact of amputation by calling it weight loss. Seriously, when you really enjoy something, do you ever really want it to end? Have you ever in your life thought, “Well, by golly, that certainly constitutes enough Dee for the moment?” … Yeah, well neither have any of us and yet Dee bids yet another temporary adieu — even as we scour the hard drives for more ways to celebrate her anew. Come to think of it, Dee should move in so we can protect her from the evil virus. Maybe we’ll read her “The Flea” on the phone, and that will convince her. You think? [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Christie Lee Video]

9/18/20 maybe not even jewishAfter careful consideration, the Offices of the Risqué Commune have reached a unanimous decision that we should all become Jewish. Now this has nothing whatsoever to do with religion, or God, or even a preference for unleavened bread. In fact, we do not even know if any of the people from today’s Macbeth episode are Jewish. Nope. It has nothing to do with any of that. … You see, we just found out that Rosh Hashanah starts tonight, which — as we also found out — means that Jewish people are celebrating a New Year already. Since 2020 has colossally sucked on so many levels we cannot begin to enumerate them, we simply decided to convert. So that’s all there is to it. Right? (Oh! For the record, we do still plan on eating cheeseburgers with bacon. One can only take these deeply personal convictions so far, after all.) [STAR TAGS: Abby Brooks Video, Cassidy Morgan Video]
9/16/20 Cytherea

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New Debut Construe | pics & vid

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9/14/20 Allanah Li

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Team Players | vid

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9/13/20 Jacky Joy

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Nikki Delano – Erica Lauren – Nina Hartley – Jacky Joy – Kiki Daire – Ashlyn Molloy

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

9/12/20 Allanah LiThe title alone should give you a hint as to our direction today. We called this “Revel Without a Clue” which pretty much sums it up. Although ecstatic to be taking this trip, and filled with wonderful and awe-inspiring optimism in these troubled times, we haven’t the vaguest idea where we might be going. On the upside, we do find ourselves able to once again demonstrate one of the core tenets in the Risqué world: If you consistently set the bar low enough, you will almost never have to experience disappointment. [STAR TAGS: Allanah Li]
9/9/20 Holly HollywoodWhat is the question? To read or not to read, that is the question. Right? Because you already “be” all that you can be in this America. Right? Although you cannot roller skate in a buffalo herd any more successfully now than you could when the song came out in 1966, even though the Army was already being all it could be back then. … It does get confusing, we realize, so we shall provide a hint: When one has Holly Hollywood on tap, performing in a profession she truly loved, well, the reading part may not be all that important. We’re going to go try and go fishing in a watermelon patch while y’all do some investigation. [STAR TAGS: Holly Hollywood Video]
9/7/20 Alexandra Silk, Devinn Lane, Juli AshtonIf you dig up a buried treasure, does it cease being treasure and become something mundane like really expensive cool stuff or some such? If you have really expensive cool stuff, actually, why would you bury it in the first place? How many of us carry around a spare shovel just in case we might need it during the day? And if you must bury your treasure, why does everyone always put a big ol’ “X” on the map so that everyone knows where the really expensive cool stuff can be found? If you put like a dachshund emoji or something, people might think you odd, but they probably would not be digging for all your valuables. … These are the sorts of thoughts that consume us here at Risqué, y’know while we ponder our own Buried Treasure of the decidedly “X” variety, and all. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Devinn Lane Video, Nici Sterling Video, Katja Kean Video, Alexandra Silk Video, Krisz Video, Shaena Steel Video]
9/5/20 Tenaya

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Tenaya’s Application | vid

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9/1/20 RayvenessIf you have ever had to read Stream of Consciousness and then try to explain its brilliance to someone, then you might have some understanding of what work orders before a long weekend can look like around here. If you happen to be one of those people who looks at modern art and cannot for the life of you figure out how one bunch of squiggly lines, or red squares, yellow dots, and blue triangles displays greater talent and keen insight into the human condition than any other, well, you should apply for a job here. You’ll fit right in. Welcome to Risqué Skeleton Crew the week before Labor Day. This time it has one Rayveness, although at two different times, and with two different hair colors, so there are kind of two of her, but with only one story. And it has God. Where has that dude been all of 2020, right? [STAR TAGS: Rayveness, Anais, Michael Ninn]

April 2019 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

4/30/19 We decided to have some fun with Cytherea’s Naughty Nannies classic movie today. Granted it was probably not as much fun as the people actually participating with the naughty nannies — or the nannies themselves in at least most cases — but we try to find as much fun as we can around here. Granted that tends to be fairly easy, but don’t be a hater. We all do/enjoy what we can. … Besides we happen to know that a loved (or at least very influential) person in our office would happen to love a complete vintage Cytherea movie as a birthday gift, particularly when accompanied with a mental element. … People around here tend to enjoy the mental elements, although to be perfectly fair, when Cytherea drops by for a visit, that will not always remain the primary focus. … But we try. Find something you love, and do it. That’s what we always say. Also, for the record, we love Cytherea (just in case she’s reading this and she wants to “do” something with that). [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Mia Tran Video, Mika Tan Video, Alisha Bizart Video, Loni Video, Summer Sweet Video, Venus Video, Red Heaven Video]
4/28/19 Syren Sexton

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Celebrating Elegance

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4/26/19 Reena Sky and Vanessa Veracruz

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Bomb Pop Metaphor | pics

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4/25/19 prostitutes of yoreTurns out the prostitutes from 80 years ago have a lot in common with prostitutes today. Outlaws, however, have changed a lot. Heck, if the authorities had just been following the right Instagram feeds back in the day, they’d have caught “Bonny and Clide” — they of the different spellings in that day — a whole lot sooner. Social media has made bravado a lot easier to share, but that may not always be a good thing. Some of us take great pleasure in knowing that not every stupid thing we did in our youth has been immortalized so that it might come back and bite us in the butt decades later. [STAR TAGS: Kiara Diane Video, Kylee Reese Video, Lily LaBeau Video]
4/22/19 Jenna Sativa and Karlie Montana

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Laundry Day | pics

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4/21/19 Ryder Skye

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Skin Diamond – Shae Snow – Ryder Skye – Taylor May – Jacky Joy – Jessica Ryan

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

4/20/19 Missy Stone

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Squirtatious 2

[STAR TAGS: Angela Stone Video, Sophie Dee Video, Missy Stone Video, Beverly Hills Video, Isis Love Video]

4/17/19 Sasha Heart and Karlie Montana

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Cooking with Ass | pics

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4/15/19 Sandie Caine

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Indubitably Non-Taxing

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4/12/19 Isis Love and Tommy Gunn

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Well-Heeled in Purple | pics

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4/8/19 Tori BlackEver have one of those secrets that you simply could not keep, just because it was too good not to tell? You know those extra-special, only very rarely experienced, mostly only read about sorts of secrets? Yeah, well around here we apparently just call those secrets because the folks seem to give them away like they get free Lotto tickets for doing so. Ah, well, our parents shook their heads at our generation too, so probably The Millennials will turn out fine, maybe even good for society — just so long as they do not need to keep a secret. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Isis Love Video, Tori Black]
4/7/19 Tori Black & John E. Depth

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Probing Depth | pics & vid

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4/4/19 Aaliyah Love and Roxy Lotus

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Posing in Pink | pics

[STAR TAGS: Aaliyah Love, Roxy Lotus]

4/1/19 Devi and AsaAs companies get more successful, they get larger, as a rule. Tasks get divided up into pieces — the ever-popular Teams in corporate parlance — and if you do not pay attention, pretty soon you start spending so many hours in meetings that you no longer have time to do the things you keep meeting about. … When that happens in our little world, though, we get to say, “Hey! We always meant to publish the still photos of Asa Akira and Capri Anderson weeks after the videos went up. … Yep! Just want to remind everyone how wonderful these two happen to be. This was totally on purpose!” … Then we have a meeting to discuss whether or not anyone would actually buy that story. [STAR TAGS: Asa Akira, Devi Emmerson, Capri Anderson]