| 5/31/21 | 
GingerLynn Sunny Lane … in Ears and Eyes[STAR TAGS: Sunny Lane Video] |
| 5/29/21 | 
GingerLynn Cytherea Takes | & Outtakes[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Ginger Lynn Video] |
| 5/26/21 |  Kylie has a birthday today, which will naturally be the some-odd anniversary of her 29th year — because it honestly does not matter. She will continue to be one of the truly fine individuals on the planet, regardless of how many years she has graced us with her presence. Besides, she will always be 20-something on the web, which happens to be one of the true beauties of the system, honestly. Seeing as how Today We Can Announce ALL of KylieIreand.com Completely Updated, and the celebration of her birth in combination with this digital rebirth seemed perfect to us. … Honestly, Kylie tends to be pretty perfect too. Happy Day, Lady … [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video]
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| 5/25/21 | 
Shayla Friends in Faux Places[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Jenna Haze Video, Michael Ninn] |
| 5/24/21 |  Rather than the beginning of the end, we more accurately today embark upon the Beginning of the Finale, as the final episode of Welcome to the Valley debuts with Samantha Ryan and Jesse Capelli today. You know, back when we planned this whole series out, months and months ago we tried to time it so that when the project completed, people might actually be welcomed back to the valley (and everywhere else) again. It may not work out perfectly, of course, but it looks like it might be close. It certainly will be closer than if that other King of Denial were still in charge. No wonder we like fantasy movies. Real life has become just too darned unbelievable — and straight-up bizarre. [STAR TAGS: Samantha Ryan Video, Jesse Capelli Video] |
| 5/23/21 | 
Shayla The Baby Doll Directive[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video] |
| 5/23/21 | 
GingerLynn Jodi Taylor – Cici Rhodes – Katie Summers – Mia Austin – Tera Patrick – Chantelle Fox… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 5/22/21 |
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| 5/21/21 |  Sometimes when the mood strikes a couple from just the right direction, they decide they really need to do it right away — and quickly. Oddly enough, the adult movies business does tend to highlight these relatively rare instances quite frequently. It could have something to do with the movies being intended to represent fantasy and not reality, but honestly it probably has more to do with how much money it costs to spend time talking in adult movies. Economic pressure tends to boil down all decisions to a harsh ranking of priorities, so maybe the producers here were using their decisions as a metaphor for the modern human condition. Or maybe it was just, y’know, money. Whatever the case, Bailey Bliss and Grant Michaels probably just thought, “Cool. This will be easy.” [STAR TAGS: Bailey Bliss Video] |
| 5/19/21 | 
Cythereas Cytherea Doin’ the Hustle[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Alyssa Branch] |
| 5/18/21 | 
GingerLynn Ginger Surrenders | With Gentlemen | While Blonde[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Janey Robbins Video] |
| 5/16/21 |  Here we are half way through May, and we have completely failed to honor National Nurses Week. We also completely skipped International Firefighters’ Day. Considering the overtime these two groups have been putting in since the last President suggested injecting bleach might be a grand way of stopping this annoying little nothing-to-worry-about virus, our oversight pains us. So we rewired it. … Technically we wired it for the first time, but one need not be bothered by the niceties of language these days. If that does not convince you, just turn on the news and learn about all the legal defenses going on which boil down to, “Well, gee. No reasonable person could ever believe me when I said those things.” For the record, us you can believe. Nurses and firefighters rock. [STAR TAGS: Wendy Divine, Maya Divine, Tanya James] |
| 5/15/21 |  When you start down the rabbit hole of one of Shayla’s newest crushes, it can get pretty complex fairly quickly. And if that crush happens to be one of the also female variety? In that case you might need a flow chart just to keep up with all the tangents. Consequently, when our efforts at remodeling the Shayla site to comply with modern video standards unearthed her first avowedly sexual encounter with Chantelle Fox, well, suffice it to say that it took someone really old to explain it all, and even then some of us remain unconvinced about that much foreplay. Hopefully everyone will be able to hang on as we wander back and forth between Risqué and Shayla on this journey. For the record, should you have the option, someone to hold on to might not be a bad idea. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video ] |
| 5/14/21 | 
GingerLynn She Probably Will One Day[STAR TAGS: Adessa Winters Video] |
| 5/12/21 | 
Shayla Wigging Out on Pink[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Rayveness Video, Jill Kelly Video, Michael Ninn] |
| 5/11/21 | 
Cythereas Cytherea in Noir | & RGB[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video] |
| 5/9/21 | 
GingerLynn Mann Hungry[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
| 5/8/21 | 
ReelRisque Fanboy Fever pics | vid[STAR TAGS: Hunter Bryce Video] |
| 5/7/21 | 
Shayla Praising with Shower[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, PJ Sparxx Video, Marissa Malibu Video] |
| 5/6/21 | 
GingerLynn Absolutely Edible[STAR TAGS: Mia Austin Video] |
| 5/5/21 | 
Shayla Tubbing One Out[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video] |
| 5/3/21 |  It tends to be great fun watching someone do something they happen to have done enough times to qualify as a professional. True, from a technical sense, if you got paid for it even once you could claim “professional” in a letter or on a resume, but most of us would tack on a concurrent “expert” part of the definition as we viewed the term. So by those more realistic standards, we can tell you unequivocally that Taylor Rain reigned as a true professional. Oddly enough, we don’t think porn stars actually have resumes, come to think of it. They sort of move up the ranks via word of mouth — y’know, as it were. [STAR TAGS: Taylor Rain Video]
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| 5/3/21 | 
GingerLynn Go North, Young Woman[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
| 5/2/21 | 
GingerLynn Nikki Delano – Alia Janine – Raylene – Aubrey Addams – Edyn Blair – Ryan Keely… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 5/1/21 | 
Cythereas Most Honest BTS Ever | vid[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video] |
May 2021 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
Member requests happen weirdly, pretty much all the time. Well into our “remastering” project(s) across the entire Risqué Commune, we got favorite requests for both Risqué and Shayla — both from July of 2011 — this week. Could be that coming out of the pandemic restrictions people are thinking about a time when Republicans were sure Obama would soon stop annoying them — which was wrong — and Trump was safely ignored as a fake leader on a C-List celebrity reality tv show where he could not bother anyone — which would not last. … Whatever the case, Stars:Adessa Winters| Adriana Sage| Alyssa Branch| Anais| Bailey Bliss| Britney Manson| Chantelle Fox| Cytherea| Daisy Marie| Emily Marilyn| Faith Leon| Ginger Lynn| Hunter Bryce| Janey Robbins| Jassie| Jenna Haze| Jesse Capelli| Jill Kelly| Kimberly Kane| Kylie Ireland| Lorraine Cisco| Marie Luv| Marissa Malibu| Maya Divine| Mia Austin| Michael Ninn| PJ Sparxx| Rayveness| Samantha Ryan| Shayla LaVeaux| Sunny Lane| Tanya James| Taylor Rain| Wendy Divine
Year:2021
Month:May
Related Sites:CythereasWetWorld.com, GingerLynn.com, KylieIreland.com, ReelRisque.com, RisqueNews.com, Shayla.com
A rose by any other name would still not be the name of the new extended feature on Risqué we begin today. Well, it would not be the name if you chose the name of any other flower, we mean. (Nor would it match if you picked a name like pangolin, hydrometer or spork, but that gets us way off course, so we should stick to botanical reference.) … Now if you picked a name that constitutes part of a rose, you might 
We tend to celebrate Earth Day more than most offices probably. There just seems to be something nice about a holiday not yet overtaken by the greeting card — or worse now, eCard — industry. You just feel good getting out and planting a tree, or picking up trash, or whatever, 
When in doubt, either have sex at a strip club or watch a woman masturbate by a pool. That’s our philosophy. … OK. So not really a “philosophy” in the sense that we practice this every day or anything, so maybe it would be 
Y’know, if they keep changing the date of the annual “Tax Day” then people will start forgetting what day it should be every year. More realistically, if the pandemic forces us to change the date next year, we have a whole lot weightier problems than figuring out when we get our refunds back. So there’s that. To borrow a term from both economics and biological science, that will definitely qualify as an unmitigated bummer. Of course when one illustrates with 
So D.Minion walks into the office yesterday proclaiming, “In springtime a lizard’s fancy turns to romance.” … Now we’ll explain later why none of us was as surprised by that commentary as we might normally have been, but for now just be assured that her written contributions to the site today have nothing reptilian about them. Base certainly, but absolutely mammalian in origin. Of Metropolis this may be, but the slant comes about as pure Risqué Country. (Have you ever seen one of those lizards that does pushups to show off to everyone around? That’d be what we’re doing now.) [STAR TAGS: Brittany Andrews Video, Cynthia Pendragon Video, Nina Dolci Video, Pason Video, Sarah Blake Video, Dolorian Video, Vicky Vette Video] 
After careful consideration (and some really annoying dancing) we have decided that more people should write songs about ice cream. Should you be confused, we can offer some advice: If you have never seen the Geico commercial with Tag Team doing a parody of their own big hit, well, DO NOT. You will never, ever, get that jingle out of your head. … French Vanilla, Rocky Road / Chocolate, Peanut Butter, Cookie Dough … EEEK! Fortunately today we are neither trying to sell you insurance nor do we have anything more than that to say about ice cream. In fairness, we will admit that some of the flavors we do offer today can be a little cold on occasion, however. Fortunately, they 
Some jobs look a lot easier when you look at the completed project than they would likely be if you tried to do them yourself. For example, we are not sure how they get all those perfectly little round portions of Babybel cheese, but it has to take some experienced ranchers and a bunch of really talented cows, right? … Fortunately we have 
Consistent with our ongoing discoveries of just how wildly different all the “Sister” Commune sites happen to be, we ran into a Cytherea preference over the last few years of putting up entire movies where she shows up in the cast, but may not be in every scene. Consequently our Highlight it in New Stuff when a Star Video Reappears strategy does not entirely fit the scenario. So now we have a new plan for these. … Although the scenes themselves will continue to basically magically reappear in the background on the individual sites, when the relevant Team finishes an entire show, we will make note of it here, so nobody misses anything. Applying this theory today, you can once again enjoy Cytherea is a Lesbian Squirt Machine in all its Lesbian Squirting glory. Around here we really thought they should have named that 
Did you ever have a conversation with someone at work, and as they walked away you realized, “That person doesn’t have a frickin’ clue what I do around here?” … Yeah, well that happens to everyone, which explains why Dilbert tends to be hysterical to anyone who has ever worked in an office, while also explaining what you are about to see today, should you click on the enticing photo of 
Now that the (really boring) background code work on the video player has at least reached the stage of, “Well, we have a couple more sites to do, but at least now we know how to do it” stage, we can finally return Welcome to the Valley back from hiatus today. Presumably this will be met with universal cheers and applause — however socially (or otherwise) distant that may be. After all, how could we have made it through the final quarantine push without knowing how 
There are various ways to interpret the phrase “Coming Along Nicely” when you work in our business. In this case one could be referring to the efforts nearing completion which will allow Cytherea’s site to bring all those videos back online in the post-flash video world. Fortunately, none of this will affect the amount of times Cytherea flashes at all, in case you were worried. Also, despite office rumors to the contrary, we did not in fact have to come up with a waterproof video player to host Cy’s remastered videos — so we can just put those rumors to rest. As for the other potential way to interpret Coming Along Nicely… yeah, we got that covered too. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]
No matter how busy you may get in life, you need to always make time for lesbians. … (We should make t-shirts with that slogan, right?) … Well, in honor of that philosophy, we had to stop the leader’s “can you make new code work in all these old site configurations” task and ask him to take a look at the conclusion of our Tara Loves Shyla feature. As D.Minion will soon point out, while en medias res may be a perfectly fine method with which to begin a story, ending one via this technique may well leave plot people frustrated. The less plot-oriented folks will likely not be frustrated at all, however, because, y’know, lesbians. [STAR TAGS: AnnaBelle Lee Video, Shyla Jennings Video, Tara Lynn Foxx Video, Ana Foxxx Video, Cindy Starfall Video]
The joy and beauty of a completely custom web site becomes apparent when you realize that you do not find yourself constantly limited by rigid structure of what elements MUST go where, and what pieces you CAN and CANNOT use for any given story. The horror and frustration of a completely custom web site becomes apparent when you suddenly have to republish those thousands of unique pages and you realize, “Oh, dear. We did this differently every single time.” … On the upside, it gives us a chance to relive some truly 
We see exciting things on the horizon this weekend as the latest generation Mars Rover gets ready to get to work. What could possibly go wrong with targeting from 300 million miles away, after all? It takes some pretty big brains to master all of that, so we decided to “launch” the weekend with perfect landings by 
Apparently people get excited when you ask them to go back and remaster Reel Risqué video features since Flash Video unceremoniously flew the coop, stranding vast swaths of the web. 
The “commercial” scenes — a nomenclature used within the industry to identify parts in scripts where they anticipate actors to move into the biological imperative part of the performance — can suffer from a good deal of homogeneity as a rule. (And this happens even in straight movies.) Every so often in a series presentation, though, you can shake things up and have things not “end” as predictably as most heterosexual pairings in the explicit movie arena. Exceptions may prove the rule, but they can also make life a lot more fun. 
We have figured out how to make you rich. Next time we see a format war between giant corporations, we will tell you our definite favorite. Then you take all your money and invest it in the other company. Back when we first envisioned the Risqué Commune — and Whitney Houston’s version of I Will Always Love You was first topping the charts — we never, ever, ever, thought that Adobe Flash would lose its place as a video file “container” on the web. Yeah, so we were wrong — which always sucks, by the way. As of this year, browsers have put the kibosh on that wonderful tech, officially telling history, “Yeah, well screw you.” … Consequently, we have a couple decades back from mid 2018 to remaster up to “modern” standards, which will probably change again in 20 years, irritating us all over again. On the upside, 
If you can find a person who has not seen the classic movie Groundhog Day, then you should feel very happy. You can dramatically improve this person’s life simply by giving them $4 and sending them to Amazon or YouTube to watch the show. Feeling thus quite positive about your contribution to the common good, you may then consider D.Minion’s Groundhog Day fantasy, this quite naturally