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November 2014 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

11/30/14	You know how the day before a long weekend turns into only technically a work day most of the time? Well, mix an upcoming four-day weekend with 80-degree temperatures at the beach, and … well, you’ll have to read it to believe it. In the alternative, you can enjoy some rather dazzling Inari Vachs views along with some Extraordinarily Risqué Thanksgiving Leftovers. All in all, it beats the heck out of cold turkey sandwiches, and we like those a lot. [STAR TAGS: Inari Vachs]
11/28/14	Uncle Gibby gets a little help with Day Four of his “tempt everyone to come to the AEE in January” efforts. As a rule many writers take a bit of umbrage at this, but one can hardly complain about assistance from Nina Hartley. And besides, as anyone who lives in Wisconsin with Gibby can tell you, they do not even need umbrage there. It hardly ever rains. [STAR TAGS: Lexi Belle, Nicole Aniston, Natalia Starr, Madison Ivy, Jesse Jane, Sunny Lane, Samantha Saint, Riley Steele, Skin Diamond, Nina Hartley Video, AEE Day Four Exclusive Video]
11/27/14	Everyone should take about 20 minutes of their day off today and walk a mile or so around wherever you call home. Honestly it won’t take more than that for you to come up with many reasons for Giving Thanks on this day dedicated for such. Too often we get caught up in the minutiae of our lives to the point where we lose sight of what’s really important and how many people have it much worse than we do. In fact, we should probably take this 20 minutes every day, but then we’d eventually get fired, and that would be bad … . [STAR TAGS: Inari Vachs]
11/21/14	Our plan about getting everyone excited about the upcoming (“and completely revamped” as we hear it) convention in Las Vegas for AVN seems to be working almost too well. Now everyone in the office has been whining about how each of them really needs to go this year and what wonderful things they could accomplish if given the chance. Consequently it seemed appropriate to enhance Uncle Gibby’s Day Three coverage from last year with a little of Michael’s Temptation. Hopefully between that and some dazzling photos of Cytherea taken by Ginger Lynn we can cushion the inevitable despair that will soon follow as folks learn The Vegas Contingent will not change all that much this year. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea, Kristal Summers, Lexi Belle, Aiden Ashley, Selena Rose, Holly Michaels, Allie Haze, Christy Canyon, Dee, Devinn Lane, Cassidey, Danni Ashe, Janine, Dani Daniels, Bianca Blaze, Victoria Zdrok Video, Linn Thomas Video, Michael Ninn, AEE Day Three Exclusive Video]
11/19/14	Just let us hear some of that Zdrok and Stroll music … OK. So none of us has ever made it big in the music lyrics business, but we do know enough to appreciate Victoria Zdrok as she strolls about a room. Kylie and Shayla join in the appreciation folder today as well, so basically we’re pretty happy — all except the writers, who remain fairly bitter. Some devilish Chickadee took it upon herself to email everyone the lyrics to What Does the Fox Say? That’ll piss off anyone that writes for a living. [STAR TAGS: Victoria Zdrok, Linn Thomas, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Michael Ninn]
11/16/14	You need to pick your battles in life. Unless you happen to be really super-rich and can afford unlimited people to help you endure conflict in every instance where you sense an injustice, no one has enough energy to argue about everything — all the time. Just ask any divorced couple. They’ll tell you. Of course even more Celeste Star probably never caused most divorced couples any conflict, but if she did, honestly we’d love to hear about it. Then we can do even more of even more of Celeste Star. [STAR TAGS: Jana Jordan Video, Celeste Star Video, Michael Ninn]
11/14/14	Day Two of The Uncle Gibby Experience debuts today with the predictable assortment of porn stars and fermented beverages. All things considered, one might think of a great many experiences not nearly so enjoyable. All in all, it must be good to be King. [STAR TAGS: Jessica Drake, Aiden Ashley, Lexi Belle, Celeste Star, Jessica Jaymes, Jessa Rhodes, Alexis Texas, AEE 2014 Day Two Exclusive Video]
11/11/14	Throughout the day we will all be reminded of those that have taken a vastly different track in life and been willing to pay the ultimate price so millions of people they never met can enjoy a free existence. Of course we should always remember these people, but it probably says something about Americans that we had to change the name to Veterans’ Day because not enough people know what Armistice means anymore. Kylie Ireland helps us celebrate in our traditional fashion, but we all have rather more typical feelings of gratitude today. [STAR TAGS: Super-Secret Star, Kylie Ireland Video]
11/7/14	Hundreds of different web sites “cover” the AVN Trade Show in January, and each of them rushes out to be the first on the scene with, well, essentially the same story as last year. Being admittedly weird, we took a different track this year. With stunning cleverness, we held off our day by day reviews, waiting until last year’s coverage could help get everyone excited for next years show. It seemed rather novel to actually give people enough notice to make some plans if they have always wanted to join us at one of these. That’s what we meant to say about ourselves, come to think of it: We’re novel. Not weird. … Certainly not. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Kristal Summers, Kylie Ireland, Celeste Star, Jayden Jaymes, Bonnie Rotten, Bailey Blue, Nina Hartley, Riley Reid, Lexi Belle, Jesse Jane, Debi Diamond, Annika Albrite, Raven Rockette, Jessica Drake, Stormy Daniels, Sunny Lane, AEE 2014 Day One Exclusive Video]
11/4/14	We always try to do something a little special on these national election days, just on the off chance that people do not want to spend all of their time watching network projections. Regardless of who or what wins, though, 100% of the people in the land will be absolutely thrilled that at least we have seen the end of all the annoying commercials for the next year and a half or so. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Olivia Del Rio, Laura Palmer, Roxanne Hall, Randi Rage, Cytherea Exclusive Video]
11/2/14	Everyone celebrates in their own way, and for our part we would like to go on record as saying that any celebration that includes Celeste Star will be perfectly fine with us, no matter how accurate the timing. We call it A “Celesteal” Pooling, but you might be too busy saying, “Wow!” to call it much of anything. [STAR TAGS: Celeste Star Video, Michael Ninn]

October 2014 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

10/31/14	Happy Halloween!! … In honor of the occasion, we have provided a vast selection of Potential Ghoul Friends for your consideration. Best of luck securing one of them, of course. Just a word of advice: Candy may not be quite enough. You could need tequila. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Cytherea Exclusive Video]
10/25/14	A squirting theme seems to have overtaken the office, a situation that seems to happen every time someone new (that has never seen such a thing) joins the team. Fortunately we have many good guides for the phenomenon by now, and with a little Angela Stone on loan from Michael Ninn we can provide superlative illustration. Oh, her gush! … As it were. [STAR TAGS: Angela Stone Video, Michael Ninn]
10/20/14	If you lose a bet on a football game, you have less money than you had hoped for, but that usually sums up the bulk of your problem. If, however, you really, really “hate the Cowboys” and you base your entire approach on them losing a game they have not played yet, well, you’d rather have just lost money. Several people contribute to a typical risqué post, and the articles sometimes get turned in days before actual publication. Yeah, well, that can suck sometimes. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Chantell Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
10/16/14	Recent emails on whole seem to note a recent penchant for, as one author put it, “not serious hardcore action” in our diaries. Now while risqué proper does indeed meander about any number of topics from basically PG all the way to certainly not, we do appreciate people taking the time to write in regardless. Honestly, only a very small percentage of members ever do that, and we thank him/them for the contact. To point we will remind them to keep eyes — and whatever other body parts — on the other Risque Commune sites too, but we also dug up some Decidedly NOT Fluffy observations this time out. If things start looking a little tame at your house, invite Audrey Hollander over. We’re just sayin’ … [STAR TAGS: Audrey Hollander, Aurora Snow, Lyla Lei, Nicki Hunter Video, Michael Ninn]
10/8/14	Apparently we decided to make it an entire birthday week, thus extending our celebratory mood. Of course we like few things as much as a celebration, so that may not come as a surprise to any members that know us. On the other hand, we do not always celebrate with Shayla LaVeaux, Juli Ashton, Vicca, Nikita, Keri Windsor, and even Phaedra Alexis, so we count this as a special one. We did miss Julia Ann on her birthday, though, because even we cannot have everything. Pity, that. [STAR TAGS: Alexis DeVell Video, Kaylan Nicole Video, Kitty Yung Video, Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Vicca, Nikita, Keri Windsor, Phaedra Alexis, Gary “Helmetcam Man” Gray]
10/5/14	A couple of important birthdays highlight this day at the risqué offices, one for a famous person, and the other for an individual almost no one even knows exists. Since the star looks a lot better naked than the unknown person, we decided to just stick with what works and concentrate completely on Juli Ashton. Basically, that’s how we are. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Griffin Drew Video, Cheyenne]
10/1/14	Porn Stars come in many flavors — and we mean that metaphorically here, so you might need to take a moment to clean up that thought process. … You’ll find all varieties of sexy, obviously, but you’ll also find personality ranges from friendly and kind to arrogant and rude. You’ll run across some very smart ones, and occasionally you will find one that appears to have the mental acumen of a pencil, assuming she or he happens to be old enough to remember what “pencil” means. Personalities in this industry pretty much mirror everyday life with any group, so you very, very rarely find a truly Sweet person. You treasure them when you do, though because they sure can be good friends. We named ours Taren Steele, and she turned out to be a “Fountain” of many things, not the least of which being memorable. [STAR TAGS: Taren Steele Video, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Juli Ashton Video]

Year:2014

Month:October

September 2014 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

9/28/14	Cytherea has a birthday this weekend, and consequently we must celebrate in an appropriate fashion. Of course having been out with Cytherea on multiple occasions over the years, we can say that “appropriate fashion” leaves a lot of leeway for us. We stuck with the traditional beautiful naked shots, however, proving both that we appreciate Cytherea and she can scare us a little. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video]
9/24/14	Honestly we have no idea why an entire religious faith would have one special day dedicated to hurrying along one specific woman, but we try to be accepting of most beliefs around here. Consequently, in honor of our good buddy Lon, who happens to understand this religious faith, we humbly offer Rushing Hannah. [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Jenna Jameson Video, Felicia Video, Cheyenne Silver]
9/22/14	A couple of us were up in San Francisco last week and happened to notice two concurrent events going on. Amidst the artwork and rebellion illustrated by the “Tattoo Expo” planners had also decided to put on the “Beerfest” celebration. … Yeah, what could possibly go wrong? … In our particular case today, neither Paola Rey, Celeste Star, nor Holly Morgan look in the least bit inebriated. One of them might have tattoos, but honestly we forgot to look. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, Paola Rey Video, Celeste Star Video, Holly Morgan Video, 247AdultStars.com]
9/17/14	Consider the sobriquet. While that was to be the original plan today, courtesy toward friends closed off that avenue of inspection. We considered a more subtle analysis of the word itself, seemingly a blend of sober and briquettes, bringing to mind an altogether unsatisfying BBQ without beer, but that seemed an approach to Georgia Jones and Jana Jordan too obtuse even for us. Suddenly D.Minion roared into the room shouting, “Hey! They have the last season of Bones on Netflix now!” … And at that point we simply decided to let people figure it out for themselves. Amidst all the glitz of this world, you often find the most basic searches for human happiness. [STAR TAGS: Jana Jordan Video, Georgia Jones Video, Faye Reagan, Michael Ninn]
9/12/14	According to a psychology text book a ChickaDee brought into the office today, “Some form of hunger, love, hate, fear, hope or ambition gives rise to every human emotion and every human thought.” … While we hate to disagree with any sacred tomes used in our institutions of higher education, this cannot be correct. Clearly they have forgotten sleepy as an attribute. We have other thoughts today too, substantially enhanced by the application of naked women to the arguments. Come to think of it, sexual tension should be on that list too, unless they think no one ever has sex unless they’re in love, of course. [STAR TAGS: Tanya Cox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
9/11/14	Somewhere in the neighborhood of 11,000 new citizens will be born in America today, and they will never know a world not under the enveloping threat of terrorism. We do what we can to continue our lives without being incapacitated by fear — the skill of cognizant ignorance being one many in the world consider the United States a champion. Kristal Summers helps us out again in a rare serious commentary from D.Minion. If you’d prefer to just have the short answer, we can give you that here: It’s sad that so many people will never know the feeling that came when flying was part of the fun of vacation. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers]
9/7/14	Presumably D.Minion’s love of cheerleaders spurs her to announce the opening weekend of the NFL season, although it could simply be her love of paychecks. Colorado natives Shayla and Kylie add to the celebration along with “transplant Bronco fan” Cytherea. Truth be told, the female fans at risqué may not actually even know if their team happens to be playing, but everybody like Peyton, so they figure it counts. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Kylie Ireland Video, Ashlyn Gere, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Juli Ashton Video, Cytherea Exclusive Video, Nina Hartley Video, Taren Steele Video, Toni James Video]
9/4/14	As the 2014 NFL Season launches tonight, we have come up with a simple solution for this silly “Do we have to change the name of the Washington Redskins because some people find it offensive?” debate. Rather than get all bogged down in ever-evolving Political Correctness, D.Minion has theorized that they can simply leave the name alone and change the mascot to a potato. We have never seen even one offended potato running around with lobbyists, and every game program could feature a nice recipe, like roasting with garlic and rosemary. … See? Thinking outside the box. We do that — with the assistance of Michelle Maylene this time around. … Someone call Roger Goodell. [STAR TAGS: Michelle Maylene Video]
9/1/14	Much like parenting, you can never have favorites among your offspring. Also just like parenting, every manager has favorite clients, regardless of whether or not she or he ever admits it out loud. So as we close D.Minion’s final look at Georgia Adair’s final movie, we intend no implication of favoritism here. All clients are equal. Georgia was just a little more equal. … She became. She saw. She opted out of conquering. [STAR TAGS: Georgia Adair, Sue Diamond, Marlene, Victoria Sin, Michael Ninn]

Par for Brittany Andrews

Juli, Julia Ann, Brittany, and Kristal Make A Playboy Video by D.Minion Let’s start at the very beginning. (A very good place to start.) Playboy Magazine was putting together “The 12 Most Important Women In Adult Films” for their March issue. Risqué Girls Juli Ashton, Julia Ann, and Risqué Liaison Brittany Andrews were chosen for […]

Stars:Brittany Andrews, Kristal Summers

Location:Los Angeles

Setting:Modeling, Movie Set

Technique:BTS

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