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April 2015 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

4/29/15 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Flagin’ with the Dragon

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Jessica Drake Video, Nina Hartley Video]

4/26/15 Cytherea

CythereasWetWorld

A (Camel) Toe in the Water

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Ginger Lynn]

4/24/15 Kiera King

ReelSeduction

Cosmic Connections of the Carnal Variety

[STAR TAGS: Kiera King, ReelSeduction.com]

4/23/15 Derrick Pierce and London KeyesAll over the world quiet little behind-the-scenes network geeks constantly work to improve performance and security when it comes to making purchases online. Most of the time they make changes that almost nobody notices, but they strive in virtual anonymity to make our modern world a safer place — without any cool costumes or superpowers or anything. Occasionally when this happens it can mess up some beautiful code that we “front end” people created often years ago, and although things still work properly, they do not appear the same way they used to. Of course the silly women in the risqué commune think that looks count, so we’ve suddenly found ourselves doing a bunch of graphics and code work that almost no one will ever see. For the record, we love making the ladies happy, but this whole Nobody Will Ever Know stuff is just crazy-talk. … [STAR TAGS: London Keyes Video, Cytherea]
4/22/15 Chantelle Fox

247AdultStars

Wet and Willing at Least

[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

4/17/15 Marley Blaze

ReelSeduction

Blazing Hot (No Saddles)

[STAR TAGS: Marley Blaze, ReelSeduction.com]

4/15/15 Faye ReaganWhenever you do something for a living, at least if you have done it for a few years, you develop a certain appreciation for others that do the same job. Of course when you write for a living it can be a little disconcerting when on pretty much a daily basis you may find someone that does your job particularly well, occasionally even with rare excellence. … Consequently, rather than try and put our own spin on tax day this year, we concede the contest and humbly tip our collective hats to the writers for the Jimmy Fallon show who gave us a sterling insight this week: “Thank you Tax Day for combining the fun of doing paperwork with the threat of going to jail.” … Of course if we actually wore hats that would probably mean more. [STAR TAGS: Faye Reagan Video]
4/13/15 Faye Taylor

247AdultStars

A British Diner in an American Diner

[STAR TAGS: Faye Taylor Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

4/11/15 Shayla LaVeauxWe do not often do “explanations” per se, for a deceptively simple reason: Even if we did them only on those “when called for” occasions, we’d still spend the majority of our time trying to clarify what we were doing in the then by definition minority of the time. Not only does that sound unpleasant, it also sounds really, really boring. We make a slight exception today, however, since giving the “411 on 4/11” seems like just the sort of thing we would do. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Julia Ann Video, Janine Video, Dyanna Lauren Video, Shane Video, Chasey Lain Video, Summer Knight Video, Tiffany Mynx Video, Lacy Rose Video, Ona Zee Video, Diedre Holland Video, Lena Video, Alex Jordan Video]
4/10/15 Jackie Avalon

ReelSeduction

American Dulce de Leche

[STAR TAGS: Jackie Avalon, ReelSeduction.com]

4/9/15 Kylie Ireland, Lyndon Johnson, Steve Drake

KylieIreland

Jeep Trick

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Lynden Johnson Video]

4/7/15 Cassie Laine

ReelSeduction

Nether Regions — FlyCAM

[STAR TAGS: Cassie Laine Exclusive Video, ReelSeduction.com]

4/6/15 Chantelle FoxCall them Tub Travails. Call them Faucet Foibles. Call them simply Water Woes. … When a group of ever-the-helpful Americans try to teach an itty-bitty British porn star how to enjoy a bathtub fixture in a singularly expressive way, well, turns out it helps if they did not design the tub for soaking. We’d call it Masturbatory Malfeasance, but we probably have enough terms to satisfy Chantelle Fox already. She certainly wasn’t satisfied any other way. [STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video]
4/3/15 Brooke Haven

ReelSeduction

Cowgirl Clit

[STAR TAGS: Kaylee Rayne, ReelSeduction.com]

4/2/15 Kylie on the Radio

KylieIreland

Everything was Vibrating (#45)

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Audio, Cricket Audio]

4/1/15 Capri Anderson & TenayaWe love learning things around here, which quite honestly hardly qualifies as the most bizarre fact about Risque. That said, we just learned that should one be in Georgia, one cannot legally carry an ice cream cone in one’s back pocket, if it happens to be a Sunday. … Good to know. … We also learned that should one be a bisexual Porn Valley Performer, someone has to be your first on-screen lesbian experience. Tenaya, for example, chose Capri Anderson as hers and members get to watch. … Suddenly that no ice cream in the back pocket limitation does not seem nearly as onerous. [STAR TAGS: Tenaya Video, Capri Anderson Video]

March 2015 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

3/31/15 DeeGoodness but time can get away with a situation around here. In doing just a tiny bit of looking back to “finish” a day in the box cover lives of Juli Ashton and Dee, we were more than a bit shocked to find out that we began the tale clear back in early January. Truth be told, not that much surprises us when it comes to the adult industry anymore, but looking at the same “assets” with two different mindsets can lead to some interesting results. When we started the Essentially Dee Box Cover Day we were thinking, “Dang! We gotta get ready for the convention!” whereas now we have been mainly thinking, “Dang! Taxes suck!” … On the upside, Dee remains perpetually mood-brightening. [STAR TAGS: Dee Exclusive Video, Juli Ashton Exclusive Video, Carmen Luvana, Lauren Phoenix]
3/29/15 Kylie Ireland, Mike Horner

KylieIreland

Cookin’ with Ass

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video]

3/27/15 Brooke Haven

ReelSeduction

A Boner for Breakfast

[STAR TAGS: Brooke Haven, ReelSeduction.com]

3/26/15 Cytherea

CythereasWetWorld

Rocks of Age

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea]

3/25/15 Cate Harrington

247AdultStars

A Miss and a Swing

[STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

3/24/15 Brittany Andrews and Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Casting for Pods with Ginger

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Ginger Lynn]

3/22/15 Shayla LaVeaux & Chantell FoxYou wouldn’t necessarily think so, but some things even in this in business can benefit from a bit of an introduction. Seriously, just saying, “So we thought we’d teach the British woman how to masturbate with a tub faucet …” can use a little setting of the stage. If fact, we do not quite get to the faucet felicity this time around, but we do learn about gender differences as we prepare for the main event. For one thing, women have way better boobs. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Chantelle Fox]
3/20/15 Scarlet Red

ReelSeduction

Scarlet Secretary Seduction

[STAR TAGS: Scarlet Red, ReelSeduction.com]

3/17/15 Kylie Ireland, Bianca Trump

KylieIreland

The Botanic Yankee in St. Patrick’s Court

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Bianca Trump Video]

3/15/15 Sophia Lynn and Renna RyanWe do not tend to be a “big announcement” sort of group around here. For years we have preached to our porn star clients that when they hear one of those once in a lifetime, extra-special, super-duper, incredibly rare pitches that they need to act on immediately, or they will miss out forever and ever, they should not panic. In this business, there will be another one of those next week. Sometimes, however, Reel Seduction happens along, and it really does “bare” mention. (At the very least, we amuse ourselves.) [STAR TAGS: Renna Ryann, Sophia Lynn, Michael Ninn]
3/13/15 Taren SteeleIronically, superstitions rarely come across as anything very “super” if you think about them. That said, on Fridays that happen to fall right after the twelfth of the month, well, we don’t mind pretending a little belief if it gets us invited to the Distraction Party with Taren Steele. Truth be told, we’d swear to almost anything were Taren to ask us. She has that effect on people. Also, she can put your candles out from across the room. [STAR TAGS: Taren Steele Video, Missy Video, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Sharon Mitchell Video]
3/11/15 Pending EuphoriaBe forewarned that when Geeks decide to take a day off from consecutive hours of serious coding, very strange things can happen. For example, they may spend a significant amount of time talking about all the things they cannot tell you yet. They may put together painful puns and cheesy pictorial humor in their attempts to clear their minds. … Of course our Geeks do so with the benefit of naked ladies, so there’s that. … Honestly that makes it a lot better than it could be. [STAR TAGS: Devinn Lane, Nikita Denise, Felecia]
3/8/15 Brittany Andrews and Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

The Nature of Fantasy

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Nikita Video, Kelsey Heart Video, Jill Kelly Video, Timber Video, Brittany Andrews]

 

3/3/15 Kylie Ireland, Shelby Stevens, Lyndon Johnson

KylieIreland

Entertaining AAA

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Shelby Stevens Video, Lyndon Johnson Video]

3/1/15 Stella Cox

247AdultStars

They Call Her Bella Stella

[STAR TAGS: Stella Cox, 247AdultStars.com]

February 2015 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

2/27/15 NikitaYou see all sorts of popular crime shows on television using an almost trite “Mob” theme to build in the necessary tension to satisfy, well, technically about 42 minutes. When you hear about Nikita and the Rushin’ Mob, today, however, that may stay with you for years to come. Think about it, though, who would you rather remember for a long time, Tony Soprano, or Nikita? [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Nikita Video, PJ Sparxx Video, Danielle Rodgers Video]
2/25/15 Kylie on the Radio

KylieIreland

We Could Connect to Ourselves … (#15)

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Audio]

2/21/15 Natalia Forrest

247AdultStars

Seeing the Forrest for the Please

[STAR TAGS: Natalia Forrest Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

2/20/15 Not Really Chantelle FoxHaving done some rough calculations, we put the number of upcoming stories involving Chantelle Fox at about 1,000. … OK. So we won’t really have that many entries about our new U.K. friend, but we could. She’s exceptional, even with her clothes on. And you can’t say that about just anyone. You’ll begin to get a glimpse as Lon teaches Chantelle and Maverick about being truly High Rollers in Vegas. [STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video]
2/17/15 Dee, Rob, Juli AshtonIn an era where a major lingerie supplier can take the “push your boobs together so it looks like you have a lot of cleavage” concept and turn it into an advertising campaign promising “anti-gap shaping” you can pretty much expect anything intended for public display to be long on misdirection. Around here, however, we celebrate Dee’s Birthday with certainly her most famous television experience — the one where she chose a woman to have sex with her husband and then … well, possibly regretted it. You get nothing but absolutely real emotion here, although we really can’t say the same thing about all of our cleavage. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Juli Ashton Video, Ginny Video]
2/15/15

CythereaWe basically operate under an “if you can’t say anything funny, you probably shouldn’t bother saying anything” sort of philosophy around here. We do care about our friends just like everyone does, however (well, their friends, not ours), and sometimes life can be cruel. While being sexually explicit does not immediately spring to mind in such circumstances, we do admire the request, and we always try to help. You hang in there, Cytherea. This too shall pass. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Lexi Love Video]

 

2/14/15 Kylie Ireland

KylieIreland

Oh, My Darling Please Surrender …

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video]

 

2/8/15 Shayla LaVeaux and Chantelle Fox

Shayla

Power to the People

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video]

2/5/15 Kylie Ireland

KylieIreland

She CAN Always Get What She Wants

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video]

 

2/4/15 Jullia AnnNever really the point of the operation here, we nevertheless do a good bit of Photoshop work on some photos, and even employ structurally similar techniques on a lot of the video you can see. We exist in essence as a fantasy entertainment business, after all, and even porn stars may not always be quite as perfect as they would like. So we help them look their best if need be, although probably a lot less than people in the “regular world” might believe. Then there’s Julia Ann — who needs no help at all. Ever. … We think we might have figured out the reason, but you’ll need to read to see it. Or you can just look at her. People seem to like that too. [STAR TAGS: Julia Ann Video]
2/1/15 Chantelle Fox

247AdultStars

And the Awards Go …

[STAR TAGS: 2015 AVN Awards, Chantelle Fox, 247AdultStars.com]

 

January 2015 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

1/31/15 Cytherea

CythereasWetWorld

Tanning the Tub

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]

1/29/15 Kylie on the Radio

KylieIreland

Doing Janine … (#7)

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland, Ginger Lynn]

1/28/15 Breanne Benson & Sarah BlakeIn a completely uncharacteristic burst of timeliness and relevance, we have returned from the “2015 Adult Entertainment Expo” in Las Vegas with our observations. OK. So technically we brought back well over 200GB of data from shoots and such, and it will take a bit of time to get all of that organized, but we do have written observations, which we have enhanced with Sarah Blake and Breanne Benson for those people that prefer the more traditional observations. Spend some time considering lofty issues, you know, while watching lesbian sex on a rooftop in downtown LA. [STAR TAGS: Sarah Blake Video, Breanne Benson Video]
1/26/15 Chantelle Fox

247AdultStars

We Shan’t Tell … Presumably

[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

1/26/15 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Just a Little Therapy

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]

 

1/18/15 AEE 2014Being the exceptionally clever sorts, it occurred to us that we should probably put up the coverage of last year’s AVN Awards show before we left for Las Vegas to attend the one this year. Yeah, sometimes we display a truly dizzying intellect. As we prepare this time, though, we have more than 50 years of combined experience, so we know exactly what to do. In fact, our ledger that shows the posting schedule lays out the plan perfectly: It says, and you will notice the quotes here: “VEGAS BABY! … Eat Ice Cream … Get Fat … Don’t Care. … So there.” And now you know how the professionals do it. … See y’all in a week. [STAR TAGS: 2015 AVN Awards, Chanel Preston, Samantha Saint, Remy LaCroix, Alexandra Silk Video]
 
1/17/15 Chantelle Fox People come in from all over the world to hang with us at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas. Each year you will find us amazed at how many people we have never even met will schedule often expensive trips just hoping to buy us a beer. Of course some less enlightened folks might think that all of these strangers have traveled to the “City of Lights” to see all the porn stars, but we’re pretty sure that can’t be it. And we’re never wrong — at least that we can remember. [STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, Bliss Dulce, Karmen Karma, 247AdultStars.com]
1/16/15 Chantelle Fox

247AdultStars

Fox in Socks — The Adult Version

[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

1/15/15 Young Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Carnival of Shayla Knowledge

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, PJ Sparxx Video, Kylie Ireland]

1/14/15 Kylie Ireland and Jada Fire

KylieIreland

Gettin’ Some “Strange”

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Jada Fire Video]

1/12/15 Dee Everybody needs a way to take a little break sometimes, a way to get away from the simple weight of the world. While we can think of 13 reasons not to get away today, we can think of 24 reasons that we absolutely should stop thinking about reality so much. Of course we do not mean to imply that 24-13 has any significance at all after the playoff games this past weekend. … Nope. … Can’t remember a thing. Been thinking about Taren Steele and Dee. [STAR TAGS: Taren Steele Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Dana Vespoli Video, Capri Anderson Video, Tiffany Mynx Video, Dee]

 

1/10/15 Chantelle Fox

247AdultStars

Definitely More Than a Handful

[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

1/9/15 Juli Ashton and DeeSo we’re sleeping, and right in the middle of a good dream, like all at once we wake up, from something that keeps knocking at the brain. Before we go insane we hold a pillow to our heads, and spring up in our beds, screaming out our favorite spread. We know we love Dee. … And if you recognize that song reference, D.Minion loves you too. The rest of us are just a little worried about you, however. [STAR TAGS: Dee Exclusive Video, Juli Ashton Exclusive Video]
1/8/15 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Haven’t You Missed Me?

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]

1/6/15 Taren SteeleSlipping someone a “mickey” — in case you have never read old detective novels or been a film noir fan — generally means putting something in their drink designed to knock them out. Now presumably this happens for nefarious intent, because, after all, when was the last time you thought to yourself, “You know, this would be a lot of fun if only so-and-so were unconscious?” … Alright, so now that we think about it, that happens every time you take a fan of the opposing team to a sporting event, but that’s not important now. Now we will consider Slipping Mickey a Hmm[STAR TAGS: Taren Steele Video]
1/4/15 Kylie on the Radio

KylieIreland

A Certain Incident at a Booth … (#44)

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland, Cricket]

1/3/15 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

The Unlocked Door

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]

1/1/15 Faye TaylorNext year we want to be on the college bowl selection committee. Honestly we couldn’t care less which teams actually play in the games; we just want to help pick the names of the bowls themselves. Of course we understand that sponsorship means money to these places, but it can get silly. We’re starting to get them named after duck call manufacturers, if you can believe that. We have some that appear to be just colors, which seems confusing, because who pays for those? And when was that last time you associated anything “new era” with pinstripes? What, do they sew the little lines with itty-bitty binary code or something? … While we Welcome in the New Year in the fashion people pretty much care nothing about imitating anyway, you can think about what you might like to see in the next college football season. So far we know we want a mini-championship that we could use like every month or something, just rotating teams. We’ll call it the Serial Bowl. [STAR TAGS: Faye Taylor, 247AdultStars.com]
1/1/15 Faye Taylor

247AdultStars

Faye Taylor – Lady in Red

[STAR TAGS: Faye Taylor, 247AdultStars.com]