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December 2014 Risque | What’s New

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12/31/14

Anyone can put together a boring old “year in review” sort of thing, and other than making you sad for all the people that died, they really don’t stick with you much. Think about it: How many things reviewed in 2013 do you still recall? … Taking our typically atypical approach at risqué, though, we have attempted what we hope will be a much more memorable exercise, that being a Rear In Review. Already adds a whole new dimension to rear view mirror, does it not? [STAR TAGS: ?]

Bye Bye 2013
12/27/14

If you happy to be friends with Shayla LaVeaux, you get to celebrate a lot at the end of December because she also has a birthday then. And for the record, never once has anyone even claimed to us that she was actually born in the spring. So that makes her really special! You [keep] Go[ing] Girl!  [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]

 

Shayla LaVeaux
12/25/14

Mele Kalikimaka … Feliz Navidad … Joyeux Noël … Frohe Weihnachten … Meri Kuri … even (allegedly) … Sheng Dan Kuai Le and С Рождеством … That certainly doesn’t cover everything, but it splatters it a bit, and many would say that’s essentially what we’re about around here at Risqué. … Basically, Merry Christmas, everyone, unless we can’t say that anymore either in which case, SHHHH… [STAR TAGS: Caroline Pierce]

Merry Christmas
12/23/14

We must confess to being more than a little disappointed to learn that the trophy for our favorite college bowl game — “The Famous Idaho Potato Bowl” — happens to be literally a bowl perfect for filling with potatoes. Worse yet, nowhere on this pedantic interpretation of the event does the trophy have engraved what should obviously be the event motto: This Spud’s for You. … No one ever really asks our opinion about important matters. It’s hard to believe, right? On the upside, commune friends do send Holiday Greetings, and we get to pass them along. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Stella Cox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

Stella Cox
12/19/14

You take four little words, say, Play Misty for Me, and you might come up with a surprisingly scary movie from a decade when people tended to pretend that Fonzi was tough. Change those four little words around, however, to Play for Me Misty and you get an entirely different feel for the experience — as it were. All in all, we like our version better. Clint probably would too, should anyone ask him. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Misty Rain Video, Caressa Savage Video, Felecia Video, Kim Kitaine Video, Sindee Coxx Video, Lucky Video]

Risque Leader and Distraction
12/13/14

We basically had to post on this day, because we’d have to wait 100 years for another 12-13-14 to come along, and who knows what risque.com will look like after another century? If nothing else, that column of years and months that serves as an index will be one truly complicated sucker. So with Kylie being ever the romantic, Cytherea giving us a potential reason not to hate traveling, and Maverick sharing adorable U.K. star Cate Harrington, we decided to go for it this year. Naturally this post should have gone live at exactly 10:11, and it probably did. It’s always 5:00 somewhere, right? [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland, Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, Cytherea Video, 247AdultStars.com]

Kylie Ireland
12/7/14

If you lack familiarity with the comic strip “B.C.” you may not be aware of the concept of being Zotted, but should you find yourself curious, you may certainly email D.Minion and she will fill you in. She has spent the better part of this weekend staying “far away” from all the irreverence on display today, and yet we feel confident she will in fact pay close attention to Justine Joli, Sarah Blake, Alexandra Silk, T.J. Hart, Summer Storm and Kate Frost once this risqué episode goes live on the web. Sometimes, as it turns out, people ignore all the really smart stuff we say and just pay attention to the beautiful, sexual, women. It boggles the mind, you know, unless the mind has already had its attention diverted. [STAR TAGS: Chasey Lain, Justine Joli, Sarah Blake, Alexandra Silk Video, TJ Hart Video, Kate Frost Video, Summer Storm Video]

Chasey Lain
12/2/14

Somehow it became December, and nobody told us. When you live without real seasons, dates can kind of sneak up on you, so people in California can be a little out of touch even without the whole lost in the porn business thing going on. Rest assured, however, that we have wonderful, amazing — stupendous, even — news on the horizon that will make all of our distractions seem understandable. The fact that this news has become a Christmas present rather than the originally intended Halloween present, well, we try not to think about that. Fortunately Victoria and Linn help us accomplish that mental feat. [STAR TAGS: Victoria Zdrok Video, Linn Thomas Video, Natalia Forrest Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com, Michael Ninn]

Natalia Forrest

 

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November 2014 Risque | What’s New

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Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

11/30/14

You know how the day before a long weekend turns into only technically a work day most of the time? Well, mix an upcoming four-day weekend with 80-degree temperatures at the beach, and … well, you’ll have to read it to believe it. In the alternative, you can enjoy some rather dazzling Inari Vachs views along with some Extraordinarily Risqué Thanksgiving Leftovers. All in all, it beats the heck out of cold turkey sandwiches, and we like those a lot. [STAR TAGS: Inari Vachs]

Inari Vachs
11/28/14

Uncle Gibby gets a little help with Day Four of his “tempt everyone to come to the AEE in January” efforts. As a rule many writers take a bit of umbrage at this, but one can hardly complain about assistance from Nina Hartley. And besides, as anyone who lives in Wisconsin with Gibby can tell you, they do not even need umbrage there. It hardly ever rains. [STAR TAGS: Lexi Belle, Nicole Aniston, Natalia Starr, Madison Ivy, Jesse Jane, Sunny Lane, Samantha Saint, Riley Steele, Skin Diamond, Nina Hartley Video, AEE Day Four Exclusive Video]

Shaory Mac & Nina Hartley
11/27/14

Everyone should take about 20 minutes of their day off today and walk a mile or so around wherever you call home. Honestly it won’t take more than that for you to come up with many reasons for Giving Thanks on this day dedicated for such. Too often we get caught up in the minutiae of our lives to the point where we lose sight of what’s really important and how many people have it much worse than we do. In fact, we should probably take this 20 minutes every day, but then we’d eventually get fired, and that would be bad … . [STAR TAGS: Inari Vachs]

Inari Vachs
11/21/14

Our plan about getting everyone excited about the upcoming (“and completely revamped” as we hear it) convention in Las Vegas for AVN seems to be working almost too well. Now everyone in the office has been whining about how each of them really needs to go this year and what wonderful things they could accomplish if given the chance. Consequently it seemed appropriate to enhance Uncle Gibby’s Day Three coverage from last year with a little of Michael’s Temptation. Hopefully between that and some dazzling photos of Cytherea taken by Ginger Lynn we can cushion the inevitable despair that will soon follow as folks learn The Vegas Contingent will not change all that much this year. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea, Kristal Summers, Lexi Belle, Aiden Ashley, Selena Rose, Holly Michaels, Allie Haze, Christy Canyon, Dee, Devinn Lane, Cassidey, Danni Ashe, Janine, Dani Daniels, Bianca Blaze, Victoria Zdrok Video, Linn Thomas Video, Michael Ninn, AEE Day Three Exclusive Video]

Cytherea
11/19/14

Just let us hear some of that Zdrok and Stroll music … OK. So none of us has ever made it big in the music lyrics business, but we do know enough to appreciate Victoria Zdrok as she strolls about a room. Kylie and Shayla join in the appreciation folder today as well, so basically we’re pretty happy — all except the writers, who remain fairly bitter. Some devilish Chickadee took it upon herself to email everyone the lyrics to What Does the Fox Say? That’ll piss off anyone that writes for a living. [STAR TAGS: Victoria Zdrok, Linn Thomas, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Michael Ninn]

Linn Thomas and Victoria Zdrok
11/16/14

You need to pick your battles in life. Unless you happen to be really super-rich and can afford unlimited people to help you endure conflict in every instance where you sense an injustice, no one has enough energy to argue about everything — all the time. Just ask any divorced couple. They’ll tell you. Of course even more Celeste Star probably never caused most divorced couples any conflict, but if she did, honestly we’d love to hear about it. Then we can do even more of even more of Celeste Star. [STAR TAGS: Jana Jordan Video, Celeste Star Video, Michael Ninn]

Celeste Star
11/14/14

Day Two of The Uncle Gibby Experience debuts today with the predictable assortment of porn stars and fermented beverages. All things considered, one might think of a great many experiences not nearly so enjoyable. All in all, it must be good to be King. [STAR TAGS: Jessica Drake, Aiden Ashley, Lexi Belle, Celeste Star, Jessica Jaymes, Jessa Rhodes, Alexis Texas, AEE 2014 Day Two Exclusive Video]

professor jessica drake
11/11/14

Throughout the day we will all be reminded of those that have taken a vastly different track in life and been willing to pay the ultimate price so millions of people they never met can enjoy a free existence. Of course we should always remember these people, but it probably says something about Americans that we had to change the name to Veterans’ Day because not enough people know what Armistice means anymore. Kylie Ireland helps us celebrate in our traditional fashion, but we all have rather more typical feelings of gratitude today. [STAR TAGS: Super-Secret Star, Kylie Ireland Video]

Kylie Stone, Kylie Ireland, Chris Cannon (an actual veteran)
11/7/14

Hundreds of different web sites “cover” the AVN Trade Show in January, and each of them rushes out to be the first on the scene with, well, essentially the same story as last year. Being admittedly weird, we took a different track this year. With stunning cleverness, we held off our day by day reviews, waiting until last year’s coverage could help get everyone excited for next years show. It seemed rather novel to actually give people enough notice to make some plans if they have always wanted to join us at one of these. That’s what we meant to say about ourselves, come to think of it: We’re novel. Not weird. … Certainly not. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Kristal Summers, Kylie Ireland, Celeste Star, Jayden Jaymes, Bonnie Rotten, Bailey Blue, Nina Hartley, Riley Reid, Lexi Belle, Jesse Jane, Debi Diamond, Annika Albrite, Raven Rockette, Jessica Drake, Stormy Daniels, Sunny Lane, AEE 2014 Day One Exclusive Video]

Stormy
11/4/14

We always try to do something a little special on these national election days, just on the off chance that people do not want to spend all of their time watching network projections. Regardless of who or what wins, though, 100% of the people in the land will be absolutely thrilled that at least we have seen the end of all the annoying commercials for the next year and a half or so. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Olivia Del Rio, Laura Palmer, Roxanne Hall, Randi Rage, Cytherea Exclusive Video]

Cytherea
11/2/14

Everyone celebrates in their own way, and for our part we would like to go on record as saying that any celebration that includes Celeste Star will be perfectly fine with us, no matter how accurate the timing. We call it A “Celesteal” Pooling, but you might be too busy saying, “Wow!” to call it much of anything. [STAR TAGS: Celeste Star Video, Michael Ninn]

Celeste Star
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September 2014 Risque | What’s New

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Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

9/28/14

Cytherea has a birthday this weekend, and consequently we must celebrate in an appropriate fashion. Of course having been out with Cytherea on multiple occasions over the years, we can say that “appropriate fashion” leaves a lot of leeway for us. We stuck with the traditional beautiful naked shots, however, proving both that we appreciate Cytherea and she can scare us a little. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video]

Cytherea
9/24/14

Honestly we have no idea why an entire religious faith would have one special day dedicated to hurrying along one specific woman, but we try to be accepting of most beliefs around here. Consequently, in honor of our good buddy Lon, who happens to understand this religious faith, we humbly offer Rushing Hannah. [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Jenna Jameson Video, Felicia Video, Cheyenne Silver]

Cheyenne Silver
9/22/14

A couple of us were up in San Francisco last week and happened to notice two concurrent events going on. Amidst the artwork and rebellion illustrated by the “Tattoo Expo” planners had also decided to put on the “Beerfest” celebration. … Yeah, what could possibly go wrong? … In our particular case today, neither Paola Rey, Celeste Star, nor Holly Morgan look in the least bit inebriated. One of them might have tattoos, but honestly we forgot to look. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, Paola Rey Video, Celeste Star Video, Holly Morgan Video, 247AdultStars.com] 

Celeste Star, Paola Rey, Holly Morgan
9/17/14

Consider the sobriquet. While that was to be the original plan today, courtesy toward friends closed off that avenue of inspection. We considered a more subtle analysis of the word itself, seemingly a blend of sober and briquettes, bringing to mind an altogether unsatisfying BBQ without beer, but that seemed an approach to Georgia Jones and Jana Jordan too obtuse even for us. Suddenly D.Minion roared into the room shouting, “Hey! They have the last season of Bones on Netflix now!” … And at that point we simply decided to let people figure it out for themselves. Amidst all the glitz of this world, you often find the most basic searches for human happiness. [STAR TAGS: Jana Jordan Video, Georgia Jones Video, Faye Reagan, Michael Ninn]

Georgia Jones & Jana Jordan
9/12/14

According to a psychology text book a ChickaDee brought into the office today, “Some form of hunger, love, hate, fear, hope or ambition gives rise to every human emotion and every human thought.” … While we hate to disagree with any sacred tomes used in our institutions of higher education, this cannot be correct. Clearly they have forgotten sleepy as an attribute. We have other thoughts today too, substantially enhanced by the application of naked women to the arguments. Come to think of it, sexual tension should be on that list too, unless they think no one ever has sex unless they’re in love, of course. [STAR TAGS: Tanya Cox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

Tanya Cox
9/11/14

Somewhere in the neighborhood of 11,000 new citizens will be born in America today, and they will never know a world not under the enveloping threat of terrorism. We do what we can to continue our lives without being incapacitated by fear — the skill of cognizant ignorance being one many in the world consider the United States a champion. Kristal Summers helps us out again in a rare serious commentary from D.Minion. If you’d prefer to just have the short answer, we can give you that here: It’s sad that so many people will never know the feeling that came when flying was part of the fun of vacation. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers]

Kristal Summers
9/7/14

Presumably D.Minion’s love of cheerleaders spurs her to announce the opening weekend of the NFL season, although it could simply be her love of paychecks. Colorado natives Shayla and Kylie add to the celebration along with “transplant Bronco fan” Cytherea. Truth be told, the female fans at risqué may not actually even know if their team happens to be playing, but everybody like Peyton, so they figure it counts. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Kylie Ireland Video, Ashlyn Gere, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Juli Ashton Video, Cytherea Exclusive Video, Nina Hartley Video, Taren Steele Video, Toni James Video]

Kristal Summers
9/4/14

As the 2014 NFL Season launches tonight, we have come up with a simple solution for this silly “Do we have to change the name of the Washington Redskins because some people find it offensive?” debate. Rather than get all bogged down in ever-evolving Political Correctness, D.Minion has theorized that they can simply leave the name alone and change the mascot to a potato. We have never seen even one offended potato running around with lobbyists, and every game program could feature a nice recipe, like roasting with garlic and rosemary. … See? Thinking outside the box. We do that — with the assistance of Michelle Maylene this time around. … Someone call Roger Goodell. [STAR TAGS: Michelle Maylene Video]

Michelle Maylene
9/1/14

Much like parenting, you can never have favorites among your offspring. Also just like parenting, every manager has favorite clients, regardless of whether or not she or he ever admits it out loud. So as we close D.Minion’s final look at Georgia Adair’s final movie, we intend no implication of favoritism here. All clients are equal. Georgia was just a little more equal. … She became. She saw. She opted out of conquering. [STAR TAGS: Georgia Adair, Sue Diamond, Marlene, Victoria Sin, Michael Ninn]

Missing Gerogia Adair

 

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August 2014 Risque | What’s New

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Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

8/31/14

Apparently, “That which does not kill us makes us stronger.” It follows as a corollary, however, that Those who make us stronger, then, certainly need slapped a good one, because they might be trying to kill us. We looked it up on the Internet, and you still can’t just go around killing people, but as near as we could tell, simply glaring at them while hoping their favorite sports team losing the next 100 games in a row would be just fine. Even D.Minion cannot completely whitewash the treatment of poor Georgia as the saga continues. [STAR TAGS: Georgia Adair, Paola Rey, Theresa Ilova, Michael Ninn]

Paola Rey
8/30/14

Ten years ago this month Georgia Adair did her last professional movie, the end of her custom trilogy from Michael Ninn called Becoming Georgia Adair, Chapter III. At the time we decided to hold off an entire decade before telling this story, naturally having absolutely no realistic expectation that we would still be not only operational, but expanding, when the years had passed. Well, they did, and D.Minion begins with the first of a “Three-Day Weekend” with Michael Ninn and the inadvertently abused Sweet Georgia. [STAR TAGS: Georgia Adair, Harmony, Michael Ninn]

Georgia Adair
8/27/14

Anyone who has ever had to memorize the nuances of Strunk and White understands that they could have been a bit more interesting had they chosen a bit more riveting of a subject matter. A study of Elements of Good Sex, for example, would likely have ensured full attendance in every class. Fortunately for us, the ChickaDees break into the writing ranks today, with just such a topic. Oddly, never once did any of us question the location of even one punctuation mark. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Dee Video, May Video, Paola Rey, Marlie Moore]

Dee, When She May
8/23/14

Everyone loves sports. (OK. So maybe not everyone loves sports, but all of the sane people do.) Even people that enjoy sports, however, may not enjoy boxing so much, and not even because sometimes one of the contestants gets an ear bitten. Understanding that, though, we still think pretty much everyone will enjoy Topless Boxing, at least when the two opponents happen to be Kristal Summers and Tanya Danielle. Nobody was keeping score that we could see, and yet no one seems to mind. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Tanya Danielle Video]

Kristal Summers & Tanya Danielle
8/20/14

We have a new plan here: We need to do a new tour for DeesClub.com every couple of months because we have to add a whole bunch of explicit content in the Members’ Areas just to … um … illustrate whatever point we were making in the sales pitch. People write in and ask questions, or end up looking for something specific, and what can we do except keep showing more and more explicit Dee? … It’s a dirty job … [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Inari Vachs Video, Devinn Lane Video]

All the Ladies Go Oui, Oui ... WHEE!
8/14/14

If you get a little sneak-peek at news in Dee Land, you’ve already had a pretty darned good day. Mere donuts cannot hope to compete with Dee on a lazy weekend morning; heck, Dee’s even better than bear claws — and we like bear claws a lot around these parts. Throw in a little celebratory Cate Harrington from over in the U.K., and the meaninglessness of the preseason games may not even depress you. [STAR TAGS: Dee Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers, Juli Ashton Video, Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

Juli Ashton and Dee
8/11/14

Only we could end an article with “Hair today. Gone tomorrow.” and have it not be about shaving. On the other hand the massive sensory overload created by Cytherea, Shayla LaVeaux, Jill Kelly, Kylie Ireland and Shane at least explains the cause. Interestingly enough, not all causes for mistakes have blame associated with them. You think it has something to do with beautiful naked women? [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Jill Kelly Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Shane Video, Cytherea Video]

Cytherea, Not Being Blamed for Anything
8/8/14

Sometimes we lament the difficulty of our jobs. Technology changes at an amazingly rapid pace, and the entire Risque Commune relies on us to keep abreast (as it were) of the latest gimmicks and gadgets so that everyone’s members have the best possible experience. Standards change. The “average” consumer gear gets increased capabilities without them buying anything new, or doing anything differently. Then we have a couple decades’ worth of experiences to try and correlate with Terabytes of stored “assets” (again, as it were), while every day the cast of characters changes. It can be overwhelming. … Then we think about all the beautiful naked women involved with the jobs, and we think, “Oh, right. Nevermind.” [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Dee Video, Inari Vachs Video, Drew Hurlie, Logan LaBrent]

Kristal Summers
8/3/14

There are those that might consider finding a lost masterpiece in their grandparent’s attic a rare occurrence. There are those that might consider finding proof of the Loch Ness Monster or Sasquatch pretty much unbelievable, no matter how convincing the argument. To celebrate Uncle Gibby’s birthday today, though, we have news of something even more mind-boggling: Somehow he actually found a strip club he had never visited in the entire Great Lakes, Mid-America region. Since he’s off drooling over Jayden Cole while correcting his strip club omission this weekend, though, we will share his gift with everyone. That’s more than Gibby’s going to want to do with Jayden. … [STAR TAGS: Anais Exclusive Video, Elizabeth, Mia Smiles, Dee, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Michael Ninn]

Anais
8/1/14

You have probably noticed that we tend to read a lot of books around here. In fact we always ask “What’s the last book you read?” when we’re looking for new people to help. Up until last week, though, no one had ever mentioned Steve Harvey and his Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man. We certainly do not wish to cut into Mr. Harvey’s royalties or anything, but we can explain men with photos without using any words at all. [STAR TAGS: Happy August!]

Mystery Solved
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