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February 2025 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

2/27/25 Kristal Summers

Risqué News

The Ben Boink

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2/26/25 Tyra BanxxxSometimes a simple approach works best. Granted, we will often use puns on names or whatever to add a bit of happiness and hopefully even mirth to the beginning of an adventure, but losing sight of the goal never turns out to be a good thing. Consequently, “Wank on Bed with Toy” pretty much sums things up quite nicely. By the way, obviously people that believe puns to be the lowest form of humor take themselves altogether too seriously. We consider it perpetual oh, pun season on them. [STAR TAGS: Tyra Banxxx Video, Adriana Sage, Daisy Marie, Kimberly Kane, Faith Leon, Marie Luv, Jassie, Britney Manson, Emily Marilyn, Tall Goddess]
2/25/25 Sandie Caine

247AdultStars

Yes, She Cam

[STAR TAGS: Natalia Forrest Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

2/23/25 Vanessa MichaelsWe conclude today with, “do we not all wish that we could say, ‘Well that turned out to be some fun variation’ at the end of every day?” … Although to be fair, the expedition through 100% Natural Wonders 3 most likely will constitute the most meaningful draw from the experience. After all, anyone who hopes to survive the experience of a family vacation must learn fairly quickly to enjoy the journey at least as much as the destination. … For the record, that would be exactly the type of philosophical insights you can feel free to ignore as you proceed. [STAR TAGS: Dillan Lauren Video, Harmony Rose Video, Vanessa Michaels Video, Magan Martinex Video, Taryn Thomas Video, Heidi Besk Video] 
2/21/25 jessica drakeConsider the concept of Drake Ducking. You might find yourself chuckling at the name, simply because you know that a male duck is called a drake, and (oddly) the female duck is called, well, a duck. … Hey, we did not come up with the nomenclature but somewhere there should be a super embarrassed scientist, that’s all we’re saying. … Regardless, we happen to be talking about jessica drake, along with a supporting role played by Cytherea, and honestly no one cares one whit what the boys are called. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea, Jessica Drake Video]
2/19/25 Sandie Caine

247AdultStars

Now We Have a Kinky Nurse

[STAR TAGS : Sandie Caine Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

2/18/25 Taren Steele

Risqué News

Pedal to the Mettle: Steele the One

[STAR TAGS: Taren Steele Video]

2/17/25 Nikki Hunter and Sunny LaneConsidering the world we’re living in now, the old adage “When Pigs Fly” could have a significant percentage of the population looking upwards in search of soaring members of the porcine community. Odds seem pretty good that over the next four years the most common response from an expert on television will be, “We really have no idea. This has never happened before.” … Consequently, we have decided to contemplate an entirely different kind of Pigs Flying again in hopes that Sunny Lane and Nikki Hunter can distract everyone from the news. No reason to appeal if you do not like our chosen path, however. Simply don’t watch. [STAR TAGS: Nicki Hunter Video, Sunny Lane Video]
2/16/25 Missy Martinez

GingerLynn

Britney Amber – Mia Austin – Jasmeen LeFleur – Ruby Reyes – Beverly Lynne – Missy Martinez

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

2/15/25 Mr Marcus, Kristal Summers, DeeWe try to be a little bit careful about revealing too much personal information about our famous friends here at Risqué, although to be honest, it’s not like these people tend to be very shy as a rule. Looking back can bring up memories buried deep, though, which does not always suck, as it turns out. Billed originally as “Dee’s Cam Show to Define All Cam Shows” on the site, all these years later we still have little argument with that early assessment. We do know that Kristal and Marcus had a booty-call thing going for years and years after this initial “hello” on camera. Turns out some people meet and greet differently than other people. [STAR TAGS : Juli Ashton, Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Dee Exclusive Video]
2/14/25 Whole Buncha StarsHappy Valentine’s Day!! … And now we’ll return you to your regularly scheduled nudity. … We love it when we get to say that. … We’re not positive, but probably most jobs out there don’t provide a useful outlet for this particular sentence, and that seems a shame really. Also most jobs probably don’t have Rayveness, Keri Windsor, Vicca, Juli Ashton, and Shayla LaVeaux as visual “aides” as it were. All in all, this job has a lot going for it. Maybe other jobs are similar, though. Try saying, “Hey, can I see your boobs?” to one of the particularly attractive workers at your office. (Then we’d suggest running right to HR and quitting, by the way. That’ll save some time.) [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Juli Ashton, Rayveness, Keri Windsor, Kylie Ireland, Serenity, Jill Kelly, Vicca, Barett Moore, Mikki Taylor, K.C. Coxx, Shay Sweet, Misty Rain, Stacy Valentine, Tiffany Mynx, Alex Dane, Ashlyn Gere, Brianna Lee, Brittany O’Connell, Caressa Savage, Christi Lake, Danly, Deva Station, Houston, Juli Rage, Krista Maze, Micky Lynn, Missy, Morgain Fairlane, Nico Treasures, Nina Hartley, Paisley Hunter, Sahara Sands, Sindee Coxx Little Cinderella, Tricia Devereaux, Victoria Paris, Lea Martini, Helen Duval, Gina Rome]
2/13/25 Chantelle Fox

247AdultStars

A Naughty Nurse with a Birthday Wish

[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

2/11/25 Dee.As we sought to bring a long-forgotten episode with Kylie Ireland up to modern times, we ran across the original introduction. … Sometimes in life one needs the ability to recognize purity of purpose when one runs across it, so we decided to just replay it as it originally ran. … Let’s say that concepts such as “feral kitty” and “harmlessly disturbing” might pique your interest. How about the sentence, “So there I am on the bathroom floor, scarfing down a banana as I rinse out my ass … “? How about “carbonated urine allure”? Well, you may be in for a treat today, as Kylie Ireland drops by with a special report on Violation — a category into which none of the aforementioned concepts even fall, strangely enough. (Who could feel violated by any of those things?) Forget “The Good Life” in your journeys. Shoot for The Weird One. [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland, Dee, Shayla LaVeaux, Phaedra Alexis]
2/10/25 Ann Joy

247AdultStars

The Joy of PJs

[STAR TAGS: Exclusive Anna Joy Video, 247AdultStars.com]

2/9/25 Cassandra Cruz

ReelRisque

Feet Accompli | vid

[STAR TAGS: Cassandra Cruz Video]

2/8/25 DeeStarting with the proposition of Dee as a luminary, it then becomes perfectly reasonable to accept that she would thus appear outstanding while illustrated in solely shades of luminance. When you think about the concept of “remastering” Dee, however, we find it quite difficult to even grasp as a philosophical concept. How does one improve upon Dee, after all? … Well, we basically decided that adding Cassandra Cruz in a supporting role might be just the ticket to bring the past to the now — a concept we will consider more fully in the future. It really seems like we need a cookie. [STAR TAGS: Dee, Cassandra Cruz]
2/7/25 Ashlyn MalloyWhen you get the last of your inside story, presumably you now have an inside scoop. True to that philosophy at least, as we finish up the show today, we bear witness — and it was more difficult than you might believe not to say bare — to a whole bunch of scooping going on. Granted this would be more in the physical sense, but considering what we do, a slant toward the physical sense seems appropriate. Now we just have to deal with all the people at the office who want to go undercover at an orgy. Sigh. [STAR TAGS: Ashlyn Rae Video, Mallory Rae Murphy Video, Linsey McKenzie Video, April O’Neil Video]
2/6/25 Abby Cross

ReelRisque

A Cross to Bare | pics

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2/4/25 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Excuses, Excuses

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Chasey Lain Video, Phoenix Marie Video]

2/3/25 jessica drake

ReelRisque

Color Her Coy (with a Capital) | pics

[STAR TAGS: Jessica Drake]

2/2/25 Taren SteeleShould many of us devise our own “Ground Hog’s Day” reality, we would almost certainly come up with a plot that intertwines connections between our favorite people. The embroidered nature of the Risqué Commune just so happens to allow for many such occasions, and when you come up with a plot that brings back around Dee, Juli Ashton, and Taren Steele just being themselves, well, only a crazy person would not want to live that day over an over again. So celebrate today; remember how funny Bill Murray used to be, and be very, very thankful that we do not have to spend the next days (or weeks or months) just listening to one political party bitch about the other or watching NFL “experts” talk about what might happen during the Draft which won’t even happen until the end of April. Don’t worry though: We will think of lots more distracting things before then. [STAR TAGS: Dee, Taren Steele Video]
2/1/25 Cytherea

ReelRisque

Birthday Blast pics | vid | and pics

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video]

May 2021 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

5/31/21 Sunny Lane

GingerLynn

Sunny Lane … in Ears and Eyes

[STAR TAGS: Sunny Lane Video]

5/29/21 Cytherea

GingerLynn

Cytherea Takes | & Outtakes

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Ginger Lynn Video]

5/26/21 Kylie Ireland CelebratingKylie has a birthday today, which will naturally be the some-odd anniversary of her 29th year — because it honestly does not matter. She will continue to be one of the truly fine individuals on the planet, regardless of how many years she has graced us with her presence. Besides, she will always be 20-something on the web, which happens to be one of the true beauties of the system, honestly. Seeing as how Today We Can Announce ALL of KylieIreand.com Completely Updated, and the celebration of her birth in combination with this digital rebirth seemed perfect to us. … Honestly, Kylie tends to be pretty perfect too. Happy Day, Lady … [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video]
5/25/21 Jenna Haze

Shayla

Friends in Faux Places

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Jenna Haze Video, Michael Ninn]

5/24/21 Samantha RyanRather than the beginning of the end, we more accurately today embark upon the Beginning of the Finale, as the final episode of Welcome to the Valley debuts with Samantha Ryan and Jesse Capelli today. You know, back when we planned this whole series out, months and months ago we tried to time it so that when the project completed, people might actually be welcomed back to the valley (and everywhere else) again. It may not work out perfectly, of course, but it looks like it might be close. It certainly will be closer than if that other King of Denial were still in charge. No wonder we like fantasy movies. Real life has become just too darned unbelievable — and straight-up bizarre. [STAR TAGS: Samantha Ryan Video, Jesse Capelli Video]

5/23/21 Shayla LaVeaux,

Shayla

The Baby Doll Directive

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]

5/23/21 Tera Patrick

GingerLynn

Jodi Taylor – Cici Rhodes – Katie Summers – Mia Austin – Tera Patrick – Chantelle Fox

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

5/22/21

JassieMember requests happen weirdly, pretty much all the time. Well into our “remastering” project(s) across the entire Risqué Commune, we got favorite requests for both Risqué and Shayla — both from July of 2011 — this week. Could be that coming out of the pandemic restrictions people are thinking about a time when Republicans were sure Obama would soon stop annoying them — which was wrong — and Trump was safely ignored as a fake leader on a C-List celebrity reality tv show where he could not bother anyone — which would not last. … Whatever the case, we love making members happy, so we can celebrate Independence Day a bit early this year. The 2021 version might even be more “normal” this time around. Who knows? [STAR TAGS: Anais, Adriana Sage, Britney Manson, Daisy Marie, Emily Marilyn, Faith Leon, Jassie, Kimberly Kane, Marie Luv, Lorraine Cisco, Michael Ninn]

5/21/21 Bailey Bliss and Grant MichaelsSometimes when the mood strikes a couple from just the right direction, they decide they really need to do it right away — and quickly. Oddly enough, the adult movies business does tend to highlight these relatively rare instances quite frequently. It could have something to do with the movies being intended to represent fantasy and not reality, but honestly it probably has more to do with how much money it costs to spend time talking in adult movies. Economic pressure tends to boil down all decisions to a harsh ranking of priorities, so maybe the producers here were using their decisions as a metaphor for the modern human condition. Or maybe it was just, y’know, money. Whatever the case, Bailey Bliss and Grant Michaels probably just thought, “Cool. This will be easy.” [STAR TAGS: Bailey Bliss Video]
5/19/21 Cytherea

Cythereas

Cytherea Doin’ the Hustle

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Alyssa Branch]

5/18/21 Ginger Lynn

GingerLynn

Ginger Surrenders | With Gentlemen | While Blonde

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Janey Robbins Video]

5/16/21 Wendy DivineHere we are half way through May, and we have completely failed to honor National Nurses Week. We also completely skipped International Firefighters’ Day. Considering the overtime these two groups have been putting in since the last President suggested injecting bleach might be a grand way of stopping this annoying little nothing-to-worry-about virus, our oversight pains us. So we rewired it. … Technically we wired it for the first time, but one need not be bothered by the niceties of language these days. If that does not convince you, just turn on the news and learn about all the legal defenses going on which boil down to, “Well, gee. No reasonable person could ever believe me when I said those things.” For the record, us you can believe. Nurses and firefighters rock. [STAR TAGS: Wendy Divine, Maya Divine, Tanya James]

5/15/21 Shayla and ChantelleWhen you start down the rabbit hole of one of Shayla’s newest crushes, it can get pretty complex fairly quickly. And if that crush happens to be one of the also female variety? In that case you might need a flow chart just to keep up with all the tangents. Consequently, when our efforts at remodeling the Shayla site to comply with modern video standards unearthed her first avowedly sexual encounter with Chantelle Fox, well, suffice it to say that it took someone really old to explain it all, and even then some of us remain unconvinced about that much foreplay. Hopefully everyone will be able to hang on as we wander back and forth between Risqué and Shayla on this journey. For the record, should you have the option, someone to hold on to might not be a bad idea. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video ]
5/14/21 Adessa Winters

GingerLynn

She Probably Will One Day

[STAR TAGS: Adessa Winters Video]

5/12/21 Shayla LaVeaux, Kylie Ireland, Jill Kelly, Rayveness

Shayla

Wigging Out on Pink

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Rayveness Video, Jill Kelly Video, Michael Ninn]

5/11/21 Cytherea

Cythereas

Cytherea in Noir | & RGB

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video]

5/9/21

GingerLynn

Mann Hungry

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video]

5/8/21 Hunter Bryce

ReelRisque

Fanboy Fever pics | vid

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5/7/21 Chantelle Fox

Shayla

Praising with Shower

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, PJ Sparxx Video, Marissa Malibu Video]

5/6/21 Mia Austin

GingerLynn

Absolutely Edible

[STAR TAGS: Mia Austin Video]

5/5/21 Chantelle Fox

Shayla

Tubbing One Out

[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]

5/3/21 Taylor RainIt tends to be great fun watching someone do something they happen to have done enough times to qualify as a professional. True, from a technical sense, if you got paid for it even once you could claim “professional” in a letter or on a resume, but most of us would tack on a concurrent “expert” part of the definition as we viewed the term. So by those more realistic standards, we can tell you unequivocally that Taylor Rain reigned as a true professional. Oddly enough, we don’t think porn stars actually have resumes, come to think of it. They sort of move up the ranks via word of mouth — y’know, as it were. [STAR TAGS: Taylor Rain Video]
5/3/21 Peter North, Giniger Lynn

GingerLynn

Go North, Young Woman

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video]

5/2/21 Ryan Keely

GingerLynn

Nikki Delano – Alia Janine – Raylene – Aubrey Addams – Edyn Blair – Ryan Keely

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

5/1/21 Cytherea

Cythereas

Most Honest BTS Ever | vid

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]

November 2011 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

11/27/11

However you define it, we have a lot to be thankful for around here this year. Shayla and Cytherea have launched themselves into their sites with happy (and often naked) abandon. Maverick continues to evolve with 247AdultStars.com, and Michael finally won his David and Goliath battle against the (allegedly) evil 800-lb gorilla of a corporate powerhouse. D.Minion continues in her inimitable way, which turns out to be fairly safe to say, because as far as we know, no one has ever tried to imitate her, actually. … As for this end of our first (and with any luck last) Thanksgiving Weekend Blast, we’re spreading a little Love today. Now we all look forward to going back to work, because this vacation has been killing us. … By the way, if you read the last four (large) first letters of each post, it turns out it spells “Ho Ho” proving a long-held philosophy around here: At the very least, we amuse ourselves. [STAR TAGS: Heather Vuur Video, Heather Vandeven Video, Justine Joli Video, Faith Leon Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn] 

Heather Vuur (Vandeven) Showing Love in the First Degree - and Second Base
11/26/11

Out in the “real world” it can be pretty difficult to find someone that will staunchly defend the intellect of a person that has chosen a profession in the adult industry. You show us a parent thrilled that their daughter picked “Porn Star” as a career choice, and we’ll show you someone in dire need of rehab of one sort or another. Of course, almost none of these “real” people have ever met Shayla LaVeaux, and that’s a pity. Now naturally we realize the irony in pitying someone that at best pities us, but we enjoy irony. It gets rid of all the wrinkles. [STAR TAGS: Haley Paige Video]

A Road Less Travelled
11/25/11

Honestly we don’t even know if the term “Black Friday” qualifies as Politically Correct anymore, although the media seems comfortable enough with it. Apparently we can use colors to describe anything except people — unless they’re white, in which case some other set of rules apply entirely. Of course that being the case has probably caused all the confusion and distress in the first place, so there’s that. Well, we happily avoid this controversy completely today, as we welcome Maverick and 247AdultStars with an entirely new section of his site, although as far as we know he has not as yet assigned a color to it. Best we should remember that the last item in Pandora’s Box happened to be “Hope” perhaps. Although thankfully whether or not that falls into the “Evil” category also remains outside our little scope on this day. [STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington, 247AdultStars.com]

A Breath of Fresh Air — And Some Water
11/24/11

Only in Los Angeles can you see a bumper sticker that reads, “Enjoy your Health. Eat Organic!” as you ride behind a 30-yr-old foreign car belching malodorous black smoke into the air. … On the other hand, there happen to be many different things that we can in fact be thankful for today, so that will be our plan. [STAR TAGS: Happy Thanksgiving!] 

Thanksgiving 2011 - NOT Belching Smoke
11/19/11

So the plan was to put up this “get ready for Vegas in January” post at 11:11 on 11/11/11, since those don’t happen very often. It was a great plan, devised with meticulous care, cultivated with rapt devotion, and prepared fully for bountiful harvest. (See? Sometimes we don’t mix metaphors.) …Yeah, well, and then we forgot. It seems we prepared too early and scared ourselves. … That happens. … Consequently we decided to put it up at 11:19 on 11/19/11 because, hey, it’s still full of prime numbers. That has to count for something. We’ll try to pay more attention on the next 11/11/11. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Cytherea Exclusive Video, Cheyenne Silver Exclusive Video]

Cheyenne Silver Helping Us Water Our Plants … as it were …
11/17/11

We would have to admit that Much Ado About Nothing has significantly more literary merit than you will likely find inside the Members’ Area today. That said, our own “Much Ado About Cytherea” has a heck of a lot more to offer in terms of pure illustration. Also, we find reason to give you some really sneaky news about one of our friends, and we tap Renee Perez to do so — also very illustrative, by the way. … OK, so “pure” might not be the appropriate adjective, perhaps, but we’ve never been big on being appropriate anyway. What’s the point? [STAR TAGS: Renee Perez Video, Cytherea, Michael Ninn]

Much Ado About SOMETHING
11/12/11

Most of us are too young to remember reading the instructions on one of the world’s very first video games, but we have recently learned that they provided the following guidance: 1. Insert quarter. 2. Avoid Klingons. … A unique beauty can exist in simplicity, can it not? So with that humble aim in mind, we wish our good friend Wendy Divine a Happy Birthday today. As for D.Minion’s contribution, well, let’s just go with “unique” for that as well. [STAR TAGS: Wendy Divine]

One way to Celebrate a Birthday
11/9/11

If you have any chance at all of taking the day off tomorrow so that you can see Cytherea venture into the Cam Show world at 11:00 am (California time), you might want to take that step. Obviously we can never be sure when someone may read these little notices, what with them staying up historically for more than a decade, so just to be clear: Thursday, November 10, 2011 – 2:00 pm EST – Cytherea CAM SHOW! Get there from the “Sweet Fantasy Cams” link on her site. Oh, and if you’re waiting around for the show to start, you might want to consider Film School as our buddy Lorraine Sisco has done. [STAR TAGS: Adriana Sage]

Preparing to Study - Probably
11/6/11

Today happens to be D.Minion’s favorite day of the year — at least as far as days go where she doesn’t get to order milk in a bar and embarrass the rest of us. As you may or may not have noticed, the majority of American clocks “fell back” early this morning, thus meaning that DM could sleep an extra hour (at least without feeling guilty). … Now this may seem an odd introduction, but if you come up with a better one to talk about Shayla playing with whips and chains, you just send it on in. We’ll switch this one out. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Roxanne Hall Video]

Call if a “V” for Victory
11/3/11

Just when you think you’ve heard everything, right? … Apparently a professional football player got arrested in Boston on Halloween night for “indecent battery” as the media reported it. Now pro athletes doing monumentally stupid, even illegal, things comes as no surprise to anyone, and you certainly can’t go around groping whomever you feel like on a dance floor, but did the state of Massachusetts ever consider that having such a law on the books seems to imply that such a thing as “decent battery” exists? Fortunately someone allegedly much smarter than those of us around here has to figure all that out while we can concentrate on the actual A.J. Bailey and Capri Anderson. For what it’s worth, we’ll let you know now that their groping is a whole lot better than decent. [STAR TAGS: Capri Anderson Video, AJ Bailey Video, Michael Ninn]

A.J. & Capri - Very Willing Participants

July 2011 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

7/31/11

We could call this something philosophical today – like “Net Benefit” – but that would imply way too much economic thought when considering Maverick’s forays into the summertime debauchery that many, many beers in London can bring if you hang out with porn stars. Come to think of it, we should have learned after all these years not to even try to qualify Maverick with mere words. Pictures are better, and some of the videos aren’t even hopelessly dark. Bonus! [FEATURED TAGS: Sophie O’Brien Exclusive Video, Kimmy Haze, Tanya Cox Exclusive Video, Valentina Cruz Exclusive Video, Tracey Lain, Faye Rampton Exclusive Video, Syren Sexton Video, 247AdultStars.com] 

Definitely NOT Maverick
7/27/11

So most adult web sites probably don’t mention either Eugene O’Neill or Michael Landon in their typical discourse, and they certainly don’t weave them into the same conversation we’re guessing. That said, we’ve never made any claims to be on even the same planet as typical in this world, and we do talk about Nikki Kane enough that you can just ignore the old dead guys. That would certainly be cheerier. [FEATURED TAGS: Nikki Kane, Michael Ninn]

A Kane That's Certainly Able ... (We have no shame.)
7/22/11

Many types of people end up in the “adult business” although many of them seem quite unwilling to accept it, or at least acknowledge it publicly. A quick trip through the latest “Novelty” convention has highlighted this little fact that we seem to forget, while Shayla choosing an outfit in which to attend a small-town produce “Festival” seems to demonstrate how seamlessly we adapt to the “regular” world. Overall, we seem to have an easier time with them than they do with us. You’d think they’d take lessons, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux] 

Prepare to be Dazzled
7/16/11

You just know you’ve made it as a major society in the History of the World when road construction in one of your major cities makes the international news. Either that, or you know it has been an amazingly slow news day. Well, you’ve got a much less painful option to consider over the weekend, and you won’t even have to think about “Carmageddon” in LA at all. The CyCAM makes its episodic debut today, and while potentially as noteworthy as shutting down the major North/South interstate in Los Angeles, it probably won’t make the television news anywhere. Pity, that. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video] 

Cytherea's Favorite Appliance
7/14/11

Possibilities abound in this business in general, and unique potential multiplies geometrically around the risque communes. For example, sometimes the people that came up with the plan for a post don’t happen to be around when the time comes for other people to actually do the work. And sometimes that can be just a tad confusing. On the upside, this particular confusion involves Wendy Divine, Shayla LaVeaux, Aurora Snow, and Jenna Haze all in various states of nakedness. Come to think of it, we could more accurately have described “all of the various states” as completely. That would have worked too. See how confused we get? [FEATURED TAGS: Erotica Los Angeles 2004, Julia Ann, Mika Tan, Nina Hartley, Brittney Skye, Wendy Divine, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Jenna Haze Video, Aurora Snow Video, Michael Ninn]

Shayla LaVeaux and Julia Ann - Breasts of Friends, Obviously
7/10/11

As the temperatures rise across the country, getting wet seems like a wonderful idea a great deal of the time. Of course when you consider the juxtaposition of Cytherea and “wet” in a single sentence, the relevance of the outside temperature doesn’t really matter all that much. Now if with this introduction you might be forming an opinion as to Cytherea being a meteorologist of some sort, well, you clearly don’t know Cytherea all that well. Take heart (or whatever) in hand, though, for today you may learn much more about her. She loves D.Minion, you know. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

The Writing's on the Wall
7/8/11

Some of us consider our civic duty as males to play the chivalrous role, offering strength, comfort, guidance, and support to any lass potentially in a less than favorable situation. The fact that Uncle Gibby just happened to find himself called into action at a strip club where Bree Olson was headlining, well, that’s just a coincidence. He’s a dedicated lad, that Gibby. Rumor has it he’s also thinking of changing his name to “Jimmy” but you’ll have to follow along inside to understand his rationale. [FEATURED TAGS: Bree Olson Video]

Polaroids?! Wow! ... How Retro.
7/4/11

We attended a workshop at a conference once where the speaker began his talk by saying, “We only walk by continually beginning to fall forward.” While we can’t really speak to the relevance for that specific workshop to what followed in our professional careers, since none of us can even remember which one it was – or even what city we were in when we heard it – we have employed the sentiment on occasion. For example, we can see how the theory applies to the freedoms celebrated in America on July 4th, even if many of us face $2,000 fines should we seek to create our own Rocket’s Red Glare instead of simply enjoying those of the government-sponsored variety. Perhaps most of all, however, Freedom (with a capital “F” don’t you know) allows us to voice introspection and illustrate our points with beautiful naked women. All in all that does seem safer than potentially blowing off your hand or burning the town down. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Shayla LaVeaux, Jassie, Marie Luv, Daisy Marie, Faith Leon, Kimberly Kane, Adriana Sage, Britney Manson, Emily Marilyn, Michael Ninn]

Seeking Anais: An Excellent Use of Freedom
7/1/11

Everybody should pop on over to JuliaAnn.com and say hello. You should also probably join Julia’s site so you can see all the cool stuff. If you decide upon this course of action, however, you should probably be aware that there might be nudity there, and even possibly representations of sex out of wedlock. Then again if moral issues seem to be a stumbling block for you, what the heck are you doing here anyway? … So how’d we do Julia? Subtle enough? [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann Video]

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