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May 2008 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

5/30/08

We love summer time around here. It brings wonderful experiences each and every year. … Long days and warm evenings. Homemade ice cream. Picnics. Vacations, short and long. The return of the annual curiosity about how in the world a company ever managed to bring “Lawn Darts” to the market. … And maybe even boating, baseball, or perhaps volleyball. … For us, it always brings a treat superior even to all of these: INTERNS! … And interns are not only thrilled to be here, but they just love searching and organizing archives in the “Content Closet” that seems always a bit overflowing around the office. … And then they find stuff. … And occasionally they find a little lesbian art with Keri Windsor and Ava Vincent and a few videos documenting a – call it solo reflection – by Wendy Divine. … And what an appropriate name for this time of year, right? Slurpees for everyone!  [FEATURED TAGS: Keri Windsor, Ava Vincent, Wendy Divine Video, Exclusive Video]

Ava and her Keri Windsor picnic.
5/24/08

You may have noticed that on rare (sort of) occasions we just can’t seem to keep ourselves from interjecting editorial comment (or caveats) into a particular situation. Well, as we sometimes do, we thought we’d take a very brief moment and offer Dear Maverick some things upon which he may wish to ruminate. … OK. Well if you want to be technical about it we’ve never actually done this before, but we might do it again, so we’re still going with “sometimes” here. We do what we have to, after all. Or else we do what seems fun. We forget. [FEATURED TAGS: Renee Perez, Exclusive Video, Maverick]

Renee Perez for the Coupon Clippers. We can't make this stuff up.
5/23/08

Oh, dear. Maverick seems to be ramping up his enthusiasm for his next trip over the Atlantic, and so he’s suddenly wrapped up his coverage of his last trip over the Atlantic. Consequently we have a whole bunch of AEE pictures, including some visual evidence that porn stars don’t always precisely follow the “rules” of a venue exactly. Don’t you just love independent women?  [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars, Adult Entertainment Expo, Daisy Marie, Nautica Thorn, Tera Wray, Calian Curtis, Jana Jordan, Renee Perez, Carmen Luvana, Lexi Love, Exclusive Video]

One of the many pretty parts of Daisy Marie.
5/22/08

If you want to know the truth, we’re sure we saw a Pussy Kat. Comic references aside (although that’s admittedly a little tough for us most of the time), in the process of this D.Minion Interaction, we also see Katsumi (now “Katsuni” because of some stupid law suit), Mia Smiles, Penny Flame, Monica Sweetheart, and Trinity – whom we think all still get to use their own names. Although we will also admit that we should probably care a lot more than we do, it turns out that when we see beautiful naked women performing for us, we don’t often think of their names first. We’ll work on it by continuing to look at beautiful naked women and trying to remember what we’re doing wrong. [FEATURED TAGS: Katsumi, Mia Smiles Video, Penny Flame, Monica Sweetheart, Trinity, Michael Ninn, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]

A truly excellent picture of Mia Smiles that you'll have to see bigger to appreciate. It's number 121, by the way.
5/16/08

You’ve probably heard that a little knowledge can be a very dangerous thing. Well, we don’t want to cast aspersions on someone who has to live in perpetual gloom, eat sausages full of blood, and thinks coffee is really tea (well, we might want to), but Maverick has been learning about video compression for the web. Consequently, suddenly he’s now got all kind of formats over there at 247AdultStars. Now you need to realize that he has the benefit of being able to share with us the first legitimate shower adventures of the delectable Cate Harrington, who apparently had a soiled “personal toy” because she decided it needed a shower too. Probably Mav just likes practicing with her clips a lot. We’ll tell him we understand … and to at least not eat that sausage. Bleh! [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars, Cate Harrington Video, Exclusive Video]

Cate Harrington ... Loaded for “Bare” ...
5/15/08

It’s a Double-Feature Day in D.Minion land as she lays out another new KSEX story as well as a new “Spice TV’s The Nooner” story. Now, true, both of these formerly dandy ventures have now deceased, but they remain near and dear to our hearts – particularly the parts where Dee’s naked. Unlike the concept of “Double Features” Dee being naked never goes out of style. [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, D.Minion]

Dee getting ready for her “Nooner” ... and not a soul complained.
5/12/08

Well we’ve been doing a bunch of boring code stuff that most of you well never even notice, but it does tend to make the site function better, and so that’s good. You need to do these things every once in a while. It’s not sexy, but it’s true. For his part, Maverick has been busy shooting much more along the sexy lines, as we introduce a little more of Cate Harrington today … honestly just because she’s a lot more interesting than Big Ben, if you want to know the truth. We have more of Mav’s discovery on the horizon too, but it’s never too soon to start with pretty women – that’s our philosophy around here as you’ve probably figured out.  [FEATURED TAGS: Cate Harrington, Maverick]

Cate Harrington ... and the view gets better.
5/5/08

It’s “Cinco De Mayo” which technically means “the fifth of May” but apparently it’s a reason to celebrate. Now according to D.Minion it’s sort of a Mexican Independence Day, “but it really isn’t” … and that just goes to show that former teachers can be annoyingly precise. Still, it did seem a reason to celebrate some degree of multi-cultural happiness, not that we’ve ever really needed much of a reason to do that. Actually any reason to contact Lorraine Sisco (She’s German, you know.) pretty much works for us and we’re perfectly willing to admit that. So check out what we’ve learned today (or at least what we’ve theorized at this point), and then go out and find some really good chile verde near you. Feel free to add mucho cerveza. [FEATURED TAGS: Lorraine Sisco, Faith Leon, Exclusive Video]

Lorraine Sisco gives direction to Audrey Hollander, Faith Leon, and Otto Bauer. Maybe it helped.
5/4/08

Did you know that England now employs Imperial Storm Troopers to assure its civil defense? And nobody there has a cell phone that they actually talk on, they just use them to send text messages? And did you know that all British women take showers with pyrex dildos instead of scrubbing brushes? … Well, you have to read between the lines a bit today to figure all that out, but we’re quite certain those are the lessons intended. How could we be wrong? [FEATURED TAGS: Cate Harrington Video, Exclusive Video, Maverick]

Cate Harrington. Consider her a really good-looking professor.
5/1/08

Mayday! Mayday! Danger Will Robinson! … Your mother may be sleeping with Dustin Hoffman! … We asked D.Minion if this was a good way to start the introduction, since she made a point of telling us that today does in fact happen to be May Day, but she said we missed the point. Dang it. We hate it when that happens. To be more direct, we suppose, we could mention that we are literally “Building to a Crescendo” today, but you would only appreciate our dazzling wit were you actually a member and thus able to read today’s entry. Let’s face it: After DM shot down our approach we basically just decided to write enough to make it seem like we’re paying attention up here. You may be sensing a theme this time around. Oh, and we do use foreshadowing a couple of times. That’s always an entertaining little literary diversion – as are Faith Leon, Audrey Hollander, Kellemarie, and Ms. Lorraine Sisco, by the way.  [FEATURED TAGS: Faith Leon, Audrey Hollander, Kellemarie, Nevaeh, Lorraine Sisco, Exclusive Video]

Neveah, Faith Leon, and Kellemarie - working toward that crescendo.
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April 2008 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

4/28/08

When the folks at the office learned that the Denver Broncos drafted guys with the names Eddie Royal, Carlton Powell, and Spencer Larson some people around here said it sounded like we’d have to start serving high tea at half time or something. … As it turns out, some people aren’t nearly as funny as they think they are. … On the other hand delving into a review of D.Minion spending time with Sean Michaels and his prodigious – um – persona on a porn set will probably be just as funny as you’d think it would be. Not everybody can be an NFL player, but not everybody can be Sean Michaels either. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayna Knight, D.Minion]

Call it Member of an Exclusive Club.
4/27/08

Well, we’re back from an odd combination of conventions down in L.A. again. This time the folks at “Fangoria” and the other folks at “Adult-Con” were kind enough to schedule their events at the same time, albeit at opposite ends of the Convention Center. Oddly the women at the horror gathering seemed to dress rather like the women at the porn convention, although they did seem to wear a lot more black and have a lot more holes poked in their faces – presumably for decorative purposes. We’re not sure we really understand that particular aspect of the sub-culture, but we do have D.Minion working diligently on explaining it all to us. We should mention that we’re not making any promises that this will in fact help, though. Until then (and as we’re working to wade through the “queue” here), we managed to uncover Mav’s still shoot that he somehow forgot to include with the “Cam Show” video entry, so maybe that will help. At least it provides a more traditional perspective of a beautiful naked woman, and it seems pretty difficult to complain too much about that.  [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars.com, Kaz B.]

KazB ... In the Pink Variations
4/20/08

Ah. Mr. U.K. seems to be poking around again, back from his sojourns getting various British women to disrobe and otherwise occupy themselves for his cameras. True, Maverick does seem a bit confused on the whole “and how does this make sense in the risqué scheme of things” approach, but he’s young yet and we have great faith in him. Of course we had great faith that Craig Morton was going to lead the Broncos to a Super Bowl Championship too, so it’s probably best if you don’t use our opinion as the barometer of reasonableness. Still, Kaz B performing for a photo shoot makes for a handy diversion, regardless of the rationale.  [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars.com, Kaz B.]

Kaz B petting her kitty - sort of.
4/19/08

Darn it. We keep promising Dee that we’ll catch her up on her KSEX history – which seems much more important now that KSEX itself is basically history – and then she calls and mentions that … um … we don’t seem to have done that yet. … OK. Well this time we have taken the time to develop a Dee System, which beats the heck out of a regular ol’ system if you want to know the truth. At any rate, we have determined that if we faithfully post one or two “Dee on KSEX” stories a month … we’ll absolutely be done by 2050 or so. Hey, it’s good to have a plan. [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee Video, Cytherea Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]

Dee and Cytherea plead topless. It's hard to say no when this happens.
4/16/08

Alicia Rhodes Well Traveled. … Hmm. Rarely do we have a title that as effectively conveys the topic being addressed as this one does. OK, so technically Maverick didn’t literally use this title, but he’s just starting to seek out his investigative journalist muse, so we’re cutting him a little slack. And if his “investigation” actually reflects much more of a “personal reflection” point of view than meetings with any sort of Deep Throat character, and his role as a “journalist” really comes down to simply writing those thoughts down, well what’s the harm in the Grand Perspective? Besides, if you think about it, you’ll see that Alicia certainly reflects one sort of deep throat character. There’s that. Also, we get to admire a refreshingly different kind of porn star, and we get to learn about European geography – maybe. Things could be worse. … Life is short. Why stress over details?  [FEATURED TAGS: Alicia Rhodes, Maverick]

Alicia Rhodes and Joey Ray
4/12/18

We interrupt our regularly scheduled chaos to bring you a bit of insight on current events in adult. Now we don’t do this very often, as there are scads of web sites out there that stake “news” as their particular niche on the web, but sometimes a situation will just throw one low and outside, and you just have to swing for the fence. (Don’t you just love a good baseball metaphor?) We could tell you the topic for today, in fact that would be a completely logical thing to do right now, but honestly we can only take so much “convention” in one sitting. We can at least tell you that we’re using the unusually beautiful “Tall Goddess” and the captivating Renee Perez to illustrate some of our finer points – all the while showing off some of theirs. (Yeah, we’re topical and funny. It’s a gift.) Also, if you point out the exact topic in an introductory area like this, people can go back and figure out when that happened, thus “dating” your post in the future. All the really smart web people say that only news sites date their posts, as membership sites want to appear more “timeless” in their appeal. Of course we’ve always just put the date over there on the side, plain as day. … Oops. [FEATURED TAGS: Lorraine Sisco, Renee Perez Video, Exclusive Video, Risque News Insight]

Goddess of the Tall variety
4/9/08

D.Minion must have been bored last weekend, because she apparently spent a whole bunch of time watching XXX movies. Either that, or we missed one hell of a party over at her place. Whichever the case may be, Kristal has once again caught DM’s fancy (or fantasy) as a MILF, this time along with our old friend Wendy (Maya) Divine in The MILF Chronicles. If you want our opinion all of this has to do with breast-feeding issues. And if you want our other opinion: So what?  [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, D.Minion]

Kristal Summers. She apparently gets around.
4/8/08

Apparently, men are pigs. At least that’s the lesson we’re presumably supposed to learn from D.Minion’s review ofCheating Housewives #4. Of course people don’t usually make porn movies that try to teach actual life-lessons. That would be like trying to write a book about Christianity using an imaginary wonderland that a bunch of kids find by wandering through a secret room at the back of a closet. … Oh. … So that happens sometimes. … Still, life-lessons do not happen this time. On the other hand, you’ve got Nina Hartley, Kylie Ireland, Brittany Andrews, Lola and Kristal Summers to distract you from all the lessons you’re not learning this time around, and that helps a lot as it turns out. We’ll try to suffer through. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Nina Hartley, Kylie Ireland, Brittany Andrews, Lola, D.Minion]

Dis is DVD Disc - Definitely
4/5/08

Whoo-Hoo! The pic people have done their picks and perfected a precise pecking order for your personal perusal. … OK. Without all the alliteration, that just means that the still photos from the massive video post we just did are now up on the page. But why would you just say that without all the alliteration? One should use it when one can, it seems.  [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Harley Davis, Exclusive Video]

Kristal Summers. A babe on a bed.
4/3/08

Some video projects that we do for the web turn out to be a whole lot more “difficult” than we would have thought they’d be when we put them into the queue. That said, some projects involve a beautiful Kristal Summers and one of her Cam Shows, so that just logically seems like something worth a little extra effort. For those of you with good Internet connections, we’re getting a jump on the weekend today – even as we’re completing still details for the “Carol Faction” …. Give yourself some time on this one. Kristal’s worth it. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Harley Davis, Exclusive Video]

Movie Time!
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February 2008 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

2/28/08

We’re reaping the rewards of the UK extension today with a new gallery on KazB. We thought we’d mention it here too, just in case people aren’t yet used to looking at the 247AdultStars main page yet. Maverick uses a more traditional approach with his site, that being essentially just adding new gallery (or video) links to a star’s "main" page to update. Apparently not everyone on the web talks as much as we do. Go figure. That’s hardly the only non-traditional thing about us if you really want to know the truth.  [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars, Kaz B.]

Kaz B ... all that she can B.
2/23/08

Granted we’re paying a not-so-subtle tribute to yet another UK influence with our "Stray Cats" references. On the upside, though, our particular bent on this musical reference involves our own friends Kristal Summers, Georgia Adair, and Dee (which is way better than a bunch of hairy, sweaty guitar players from England). If you think about it, the Web has made microculture potentially profitable enough to ensure its survival, and Cam Shows are living, breathing, sexual proof of the theory. Oh, and we use "bent" in the nicest possible way, in case you were curious. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Kristal Summers Video, Georgia Adair Video, Exclusive Video]

Kristal Summers, Dee, and Georgia Adair with their own version of a non-holiday spread.
2/19/08

Well the Geeks around here are all abuzz about some new Flash Video player they’re designing, or working with, or modifying … or some such silliness, and the rest of us have been forced to watch our own Kristal Summers in a bunch of her recent releases as we try to come to terms with where exactly the term MILF came from and why anyone is surprised that women over 22 years old can be sexy. Well we found out that although we’ve talked a lot about Kristal’s first Award Winning MILF movie, we never actually ran D.Minion’s On the Set Piece, and we figured we should do that one before we do the next ones. … And by the way, we’re renewing our public offer to "do" Kristal any time she offers too – purely in the interests of scientific research of course. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Dee, Demi Dalia, Kitty Langdon, TJ Powers, D.Minion]

Kristal Summers with a guy that look a lot like Tom Hanks, but we assure you that he is not. ... Well, he's not Tom Hanks, but he is with Kristal. Lucky bastard. ...
2/16/08

We actually aim to be a little puzzling today, which stands in direct contrast to our usual method of simply being inadvertently so. On the upside, the effort involves our old buddy Becca and a couple of adult "novelties" (which have nothing to do with ice cream, oddly enough). There’s also yet another Sybian in sight, which seems to work well for some people – even those presumably not riding one while they read. If any of you ever get a chance, you should be an admin for an adult web site at some point in your life: People have fascinating login names …  [FEATURED TAGS: Becca]

Becca and a bed. Add toys. She'll stir. ... Photograph.
2/14/08

Well Update Phase 1.5 has gone off with nary a hitch. But seeing as how we’re now hitching Mav’s 247AdultStars.com venture into the members’ area of our humble presence here, Valentine’s Day seemed like the perfect day to launch Our European Purview. That said, of course, we’re not sure whether this constitutes a love offering or a massacre. Life’s a matter of perspective after all. [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars.com]

Hot in London? ... Really?
2/10/08

The Pro Bowl starts at 4:30 ET today. We knew you’ve been desperately seeking that information, and we always try to help. On the off chance that you’ve been looking forward to the final installment of Dee’s Unabridged Sybian Show, well you can see that any time you want from this moment on. … So let’s recap. … Pro Bowl 2008: One specific time on one specific day. Dee on the Sybian: Any time on any day, from now on. … Gosh it’s nice to be better than the Pro Bowl. Maybe somebody should notify the NFL.  [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Exclusive Video]

Adorable Dee
2/8/08

Big news on the horizon usually means silly amounts of code work in the office. And we can assure you that it takes a special kind of person to spend hours and hours tweaking miniscule amounts of code to the point where when people see it, they simply say, "Cool." … And the name for that special kind of person is weird in case you’re curious. Consequently while the alleged boss dude was distracted, someone from the Blue Collar Comedy writing corps obviously infiltrated our ranks as we were working on the next installment of the AEE 2008 review. Somebody better settle that writers’ strike in Hollywood pretty quick because those folks can be a bad influence on the young and impressionable it seems. On the upside, "Porn Princess" Christina and Redish will be happy, because they can finally know that all of their "stuff" will be shipping out this week. And the rest of us …. well, we’re not really sure what the rest of us should do. It gets really strange around here sometimes. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]

It's kind of a boob day if you want to know the truth.
2/3/08

We were going to post the final episode of the "Pink Makes Dee Think" Cam Show to celebrate the final day of the 2007 NFL season. … But then someone here pointed out that this is not in fact technically the last day of the season. We won’t mention whom, since that might be unnecessarily critical, but we will say that her name rhymes with "See Em" (if you note that we haven’t used an apostrophe in that second word). So we’re making it "Episode Two" and we’re trying to be nice about it. Still, has anyone actually watched a Pro Bowl in the last 15 or 20 years? … Well we haven’t either. … Basically we all know that the Pro Bowl just serves as methadone for football addicts. … Our final advice would be to just wait a day or so on this and watch the Super Bowl. And if you don’t like football, just do what "DM" does: Read a book during the game and look up to watch the commercials. (OK. There may have been another subtle hint about the identity of the picky, picky, picky office person in there.)  [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Exclusive Video]

Dee, but not the pink part.
2/1/08

In an uncharacteristic burst of logic around here, we actually went searching for the "follow up" report on yesterday’s bit. We’ve heard that history is doomed to repeat itself, which seems nothing if not sad taken in conjunction with the core issue today. Fortunately, it doesn’t seem to repeat all that often, which makes the "head in the sand" people feel better about life. For the rest of us, we also have a peek into the early "pro" life of Exclusive Performer Julie Meadows. We’ll leave the "conclusions" on this to you members, though. … We need to go wash the dirt out of our ears. [FEATURED TAGS: Julie Meadows, Sharon Mitchell

Perky Ms. Meadows.
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MILF Baby, MILF Baby, Gimme a Chance …

Kristal Summers
MILF’s Night Out (Directed by Dee) by D.Minion PART ONE When I first began writing for Adult Diary, one of my jobs was to accompany Lucky’s girls to their movie sets. I’d take photos of (pretty much) only the girl I came with, and because I was so shy, sometimes I’d hardly even talk with […]
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