| 4/30/16 |  Occam’s razor gets used to explain all sorts of different things in all sorts of highly complex situations. Of course Occam’s razor could also have helped him remove the hair from his face every morning, which does not always turn out to be a simple thing, depending upon the sharpness of the razor. See how confusing life can get? Fortunately, we just went with the simple explanation today. When you have Madison Ivy, how complicated do you really need to get after all? [STAR TAGS: Madison Ivy Video] |
| 4/29/16 | 
ReelRisque Student Loan Alternatives[STAR TAGS: Madison Ivy Video] |
| 4/28/16 |  We have an NFL DRAFT PREDICTION: At no point over the next three days will you hear a team executive say, “Yeah, we really wanted this other guy, but somebody already took him. Then our second choice was gone too, so we took this third guy. He’s OK, I guess.” … Some of us have no idea how this move into voluntary indentureship can be fun to watch, but others do not understand how it cannot. Fortunately we all agree that Kristal Summers and Dee frolicking naked around the office provide excellent diversion, whether waiting for some commissioner to announce something or not. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Dee Exclusive Video] |
| 4/24/16 | 
GingerLynn Jayden Cole – Devyn Heart – Cytherea – Kylie Nicole – Ashlyn Molloy – Aubrey Addams… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 4/23/16 |  Some quick Wikipedia research — which of course means the information could never, ever be wrong — led to us learning that the “Saturday Night at the Movies” concept debuted in 1961, well before almost everyone alive was even born certainly. Well, things theoretically evolved when everything went “Live” a decade and a half later, and they’re still doing that, so they must be happy. For our part, we decided to do our own twist on this celebratory weekend night. While we do not debut with Marilyn Monroe, we do have Inari Vachs and Cheyenne Silver who, let’s be honest, have significant fewer inhibitions than even the famous Ms. M. [STAR TAGS: Cheyenne Silver Video, Inari Vachs Video, Dee, Jewell Marceau, Michele Morgan] |
| 4/22/16 |  Our leader has a special day in absentia today, so we called and asked the secret to his success so far. He said, “I learned as a young lad that it’s ‘Faster horses. Younger women. Older whiskey, and more money,’ although I will say that as you get older the order of the importance of those things may change.” … Naturally that made little sense to most of us, but happy is happy, so we went with it. So celebrate Cumpleaños del Jefe with us today, or if that means nothing to you, just enjoy the really excellent music and the stunning gallery of Dee on the beach. (She is not an old philosopher, of course.) [STAR TAGS: Audrey Hollander Video, Dee, Michael Ninn] |
| 4/20/16 | 
Shayla And the Thunder Rolls[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
| 4/18/16 | 
247AdultStars No Bush in This Garden[STAR TAGS: Holly Kiss Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 4/17/16 | 
GingerLynn Cameron Dee – Ruby Reyes – Erica Lauren – Vicky Vixen – Kirsten Price – Alice Lighthouse… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 4/15/16 | 
CythereasWetWorld Plea to Please[STAR TAGS: Cytherea] |
| 4/14/16 | 
ReelRisque Sexy on the Mayne[STAR TAGS: Heidi Mayne] |
| 4/10/16 | 
GingerLynn Roxy Jezel – Missy Martinez – Francesca Le – Maya Hills – Allison Moore – Kylie Nicole… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 4/9/16 | 
KylieIreland In Ginger We Lust (#20)[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Audio, Ginger Lynn Audio] |
| 4/8/16 | 
ReelRisqué The Do Tell Hotel | pics & vid[STAR TAGS: Jassie Video] |
| 4/6/16 |  Sometimes it can take so long to explain a thing that by the time you’re done you’re not really sure if you have even explained that there is a thing. Of course silly things like linear reasoning have never really bogged us down too much around here, and bottom line we’re introducing a new “Full Movie Feature” at Risqué, so most people will probably just skip all the words trying to get to Cheyenne Silver anyway. In our inimitable — perhaps because people never really try to imitate us — fashion, we call it Mucking with the Muckity-Mucks. If you decide you have some extra time to worry about something, maybe put us on that list. [STAR TAGS: Cheyenne Silver Video, Inari Vachs Video, Felecia Video, Allysin Chaynes Video, Laurie Holmes Video, Liza Harper Video, Melissa Hill Video, Randi Rage Video, Tiffany Mynx Video, Juli Ashton, Devinn Lane, Keri Windsor, Vicca, Nikita, Becca] |
| 4/3/16 | 
GingerLynn Carrie – Rebecca Bardoux – Elizabeth Starr – Ariella Ferrera – Nikki Phoenix – Kimberly Chi… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 4/1/16 |  Some days you have an editorial plan, and after executing it you all just sit back and wonder at the marvel of its flawless implementation. Other times the effort results in more of a quizzical approach as one of you has the courage to say, “Golly, didn’t see that coming when we started the day.” Of course April Fool’s represents the perfect day for just such a result, so we went with it. We have Uncle Gibby, Lord Byron, and Elvis Presley. No joke. [STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Ann Harlow Video, Divalicious Video, Drew Hurlie video, Envy Mi video, Ivy Leaguez video, Lyla Lei Video] |
April 2016 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
Stars:Allysin Chaynes| Ann Harlow| Audrey Hollander| Becca| Cheyenne Silver| Cytherea| Devinn Lane| Divalicious| Drew Hurlie| Envy Mi| Felecia| Ginger Lynn| Heidi Mayne| Holly Kiss| Inari Vachs| Ivy Leaguez| Jassie| Jewell Marceau| Juli Ashton| Keri Windsor| Kristal Summers| Kylie Ireland| Laurie Holmes| Liza Harper| Lyla Lei| Madison Ivy| Melissa Hill| Michael Ninn| Michele Morgan| Nikita| Randi Rage| Shayla LaVeaux| Tiffany Mynx| Vicca
Year:2016
Month:April
Remember the days when all you had to do on a long Thanksgiving weekend was sit around, watch some football, eat a lot, and make sure that all your friends had your updated Christmas list? … And then you got out of college, and the world went to hell. … With D.Minion, the ChickaDees, and almost all of the Geeks doing who knows what, probably that list of things we just mentioned, the lonely, aged leader takes the opportunity to take a grateful 
New Reigning Favorite Bumper Sticker: “If you are what you eat, I’m either fast, easy, or cheap.” … Perhaps to the chagrin of famous novelists, sometimes you do not need a lot of words to convey a great deal of meaning. A select few words might add some perspective to the usual chaos celebrated in the Risqué Communes, however — y’know to go along with 
Driving around Los Angeles we saw a giant “Mary Kay” Pink Cadillac SUV tooling down the 101, demonstrating if nothing else that some people can’t even tell when they’ve made a horrible mistake. Fortunately our 
Fans of writing — of which one would likely find more than a few among the list of those belonging to the membership side of risque.com — will occasionally also be fans of well written movie scripts. If you count yourself in that crossover list, you may well remember that Wag the Dog happened to be an excellent script, brought to life by a few extremely talented movie folks. We find ourselves in a similar distracted focus situation these days, admittedly with much less of a “global significance” overall, however. On the upside, even with significantly less writing acumen applied to the issue, 
Not wanting to duplicate the voluminous efforts across the web that “Back to the Future Day” will bring, we have had a much better idea. Consequently, we will leave discussions of what alleged prognostications in the 1989 film accurately depicted, because, y’know, that’s pretty boring. Instead we have enlisted the assistance of Kristal Summers (and a few close friends) to provide RACK to the Future, an altogether more fascinating photographic inquiry. Oddly enough boobs have pretty much always been interesting. Go figure. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers]
When we were shooting Night Calls: The Movie 2 for Playboy TV, Juli Ashton’s co-star Doria — the Night Calls co-host before Tiffany Granath — was having a devil of a time remembering one of her lines. Somewhat sadly, the line was, “I get by with a little help from my friends,” which probably says more about Doria’s state of mind at the time than it does her musical taste. Here many, many years later we still remember that story and that song. More importantly, we still remember the concept, because each of us probably lives that way more often than we’d like to admit. Still, 
We do not tend to give the bittersweet moments in life enough credit. We all learn how to handle disappointment, and anyone reading this page has probably lived long enough to learn how to survive actual grief. We pretty much come out of the womb knowing full well how to appreciate pure joy, so we never really need much assistance in that area. … But how we approach those moments that contain 
We all like to be in a position to do favors for friends, and when those favors have to do with nudity and sexual activity, well, we have just the place to help them out. Granted, some folks might not put helping out Shayla or Ginger in the “favor” category, but if it gets us homemade cookies, we’re going to count it. Not every favor has to be major, after all. We have all heard this qualification: “A friend will help you move; a good friend will help you move a body.” … Thankfully none of us has ever needed to be a good friend within this definition. 
The folks over at ReelRisque added to their growing collection of “artsified” videos this week, as has become their tradition. Most of the time these updates include both videos and still photo galleries, but not every time, as you may have noticed. Actually, according to the page logs, a good percentage of you have figured out that although we tend to mention these updates on Fridays, they will sometimes technically appear a day or two earlier than that on the ReelRisque site. If you get used to watching the new videos off of that home page, though, you miss all the words, and if you do not check out our “OOMPH to the ILF in MILF” here then you will miss the small collection of stills too. This makes D.Minion sad, and thus we try to avoid that. Ain’t nothin’ worse than a sad minion, after all. [STAR TAGS: Bobbi Eden]
You know you have been blogging for a very long time when you answer a question posed by a newcomer on set with the response, “We’ll set you up with a password. You should read 
Perhaps we should apologize now for whacking you upside the head with a Cher song right at the beginning, but when D.Minion feels emotion swell within her (absolutely bizarre) breast, she often breaks out in Cher tunes. At least this one comes absent the Sonny harmony, so it could be worse. And since you can quickly skip over that and get to the 
Sometimes you just want to say “Happy Birthday” to a friend. You don’t want to set the world on fire — or these days more accurately atwitter — with deep insights or even nudity, whether gratuitous or not. You just want to let someone know you’re thinking about them on this day. … Then at some point you realize that you have been remembering this occasion for over two decades, and that makes you all sad, so you decide to eat ice cream. … 
We presume a certain familiarity with strip clubs in our approach today, but given the likely audience, that seemed like a fairly safe stance to take. At some point in this life it all boils down to 
