Lexus Locklear Archives

5/31/25	ReelRisque Fun with Folly pics \| vid [STAR TAGS: Valerie Kay Video]
5/29/25	Risqué News Maxwell Smart. Steve Maybenot. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]
5/28/25	247AdultStars What the Fox in Socks Says [STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
5/27/25	ReelRisque Playing with Her Doll \| pics [STAR TAGS: Diana Doll, Kiera Kelly]
5/25/25	You do not often get a palindrome in a date it occurs to us, although that could be completely false and they happen all the time, honestly. Once numbers started being imaginary and we were dealing with the square root of -1, some of us gave up mathematics for good. Fortunately for everyone, today has nothing to do with equations and much more to do with the stars sometimes aligning perfectly in our lives. You know those perfect trips, or even moments in time in our lives, when you really could not have scripted it better? Well, ours include all expense paid trips to Hawaiian beaches with Vicca, Nikita, and Lexus Locklear, so we probably win. Just sayin’… Yours were probably nice too, though. [STAR TAGS: Vicca, Nikita, Lexus Locklear, Lola, Heather Hunter]
5/24/25	ReelRisque Lofty Expectations pics \| vid [STAR TAGS: Jenna Sativa Video, Alison Rey Video, Melissa May Video]
5/23/25	Should you set about writing down the job qualifications for trained assassin, you might list “comfortable in an orgy situation” fairly far down in your list. Heck, that might not even make your list, what with all the languages, and disguises, and familiarity with various firearms sorts of things you would need to know. … Then again, Nikita XXX would not be the typical assassin you had in mind when you set about making that list either. For the record, it could be just us, but we try to put Gemma Massey in pretty much every list we can think of around here. We do so love the multi-faceted folk, after all. [STAR TAGS : Gemma Massey Video, Danica Dillan Video, Natalie Norton Video]
5/21/25	247AdultStars Soccer Babe [STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
5/20/25	Apparently the members’ party story the other day raised a lot of questions via email about Kristal’s “visitor” to the event. Given the comfort and, well, visual appeal of this guest, we understand how eyebrows raised and curiosity piqued. Rather than answer a slew of emails individually, we decided to just dig up the introductory piece we did around that time explaining the history and the thoughts at the time. Think of it as sort of a Welcome to Anais Before She was Anais sort of thing. Exceptional woman, that one. She had an admirable inner strength, despite being super pretty. One does not see that all the time in life. Trust us. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Anais, Michael Ninn]
5/18/25	As a general principle, the more a movie budget decreases, the amount of cleverness required to make something memorable increases. If you throw a bunch of money at something, of course, that will not necessarily make it a hit — or even interesting — but at least you can get first-rate special effects and explode a bunch of stuff to distract people. Perhaps non-intuitively, adult movies tend to follow the same rules as all the other movies (well, except the stars need to be willing to do much more with each other than just kiss). Still, we have lots of cleverness in our world, as evidenced by an update we’re calling Spin on Me in our vernacular. The movie producers used more biological specificity in their title, but we felt that unnecessary out here in the free world. … See? Clever. [STAR TAGS : Lexi Belle Video, Jynx Maze Video, Lexi Bloom Video, Sindee Jennings Video, Aliysa Moore Video]
5/17/25	One might believe that entering into the schedule an embellishment of an update entitled “May Day! May Day!” might find its way into publication on the first of May. One might believe. … Having said that, at least we have learned another life lesson that may provide useful to others if we share it. You see, it appears that if you need to explain the concept nuance to someone, by the time you have finished you will almost certainly realize that you have wasted whatever amount of time you spent on that little project. Subtlety, it seems, may be a difficult thing to teach, at least to those who grew up thinking actual communication possible in 140 characters or less. … Ah, well, consider our improvements on Dating Dee as yet another peek into our quirky little world. And never try to teach a pig to sing … [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Dee, Cytherea, Lola, Megan Mistakes, Natalia Forrest Video]
5/16/25	247AdultStars Hot Pants and a Wet Room [STAR TAGS: Tanya Cox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
5/15/25	Risqué News Michelle, Raw Belle [STAR TAGS: Michelle Maylene]
5/12/25	Sometimes in life you just need to create a distraction in order to reach your ultimate objective. True, very few of us will ever do this in the interests of national security, or even in the interests of gaining a lot of money. Still, the tactic remains a viable option if, say, you really need to sneak out and get a decadent banana split complete with whipped cream and extra maraschino cherries. Just because priorities in life may change, and may never even come near to some macro concept of critically important, the right banana split at just the right time can be pretty darned wonderful. If pigs have started flying around you, and you just want to recover a secret sex tape, well, maybe that tops a super sundae, but not necessarily. It never pays to underestimate the value of Häagen-Dazs, after all. Now you will have to gather your own ice cream today, but we can handle the whole sex tape part. [STAR TAGS: Breanna Getz Video]
5/11/25	GingerLynn Emma Snow – Roxy Jezel – Tara Holiday – Gina West – Angelina Valentine – Katie Summers … And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career
5/10/25	ReelRisque Ploys in the Attic \| vid [STAR TAGS: Simone Style Video]
5/9/25	Risqué News The Secret’s in the Dee Tales [STAR TAGS: Dee, Simone Style]
5/7/25	247AdultStars Try Not to Die [STAR TAGS: Natalia Forrest Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
5/5/25	You’ll find it quite important to celebrate Cinco de Mayo today, not because you really believe that it’s the actual Mexican Independence Day (which it’s not), or because you think our old friend Lola is Mexican (which she is not), or even because you think all pithy Redneck insights stem from individual dances with a bottle of tequila (which they might, actually). You will want to celebrate because … why not? And if you’d just use that philosophy for other times in your life, like for days that end in “y” or something, you’d probably be a lot happier. So celebrate Cinco de Mayo, or as the Trump administration calls it, May 5th. (Credit that last line to Bill Maher, although we cannot blame him for anything inside. He’d probably like it, though.) [STAR TAGS: Lola Video]
5/4/25	We conclude the remaster of Shayla LaVeaux’s entire site today, thus removing any possibility that she will ever be sad again in her life. (We’re almost sure.) … Fittingly, this last entry began with a text to our dear friend which included but a simple question: “Um … Why do we have pictures of you tied up naked in the office?” … And from that point we ended up on Voodoo, so you can already see how a nice frosty beverage might help with this one — at least if you do not have any Don Julio 1942 sitting around somewhere. One thing about our lives, they may not be normal, but they are never, ever boring. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux]
5/2/25	Apparently if you want to train to be a super-spy assassin sort of thing, you need to learn a lot of tricks most of us did not pick up just in every-day life. Of course it stands to reason that if a movie character in our world has such ambitions, she might need to learn about lesbian sex. At least that would be what Gemma Massey faces as a challenge today. Seriously, though, Diana Doll hardly seems like much of a hardship in the training. That said, Nikita XXX does what she must. … And we watch. Y’know, because we must. [STAR TAGS: Diana Doll Video, Gemma Massey Video]
5/1/25	You can learn a lot of handy things from any number of unique places. Now if you want to know how to handle a suddenly uncomfortable situation in public, asking a porn star might be a really good place to start. No matter how much more “acceptable” the industry may be — and they use porn as punch lines in network comedies these days — when it comes to individual people in individual situations, it all gets very personal very quickly. So take some advice from Dee today, illustrated, naturally — quite naturally, truth be told. Then think about this, not being embarrassed about the topic may be all well and good, but you’d be hard-pressed to find parents hoping their children grow up to be porn stars. [STAR TAGS: Dee]

5/30/10	Can you look back at any particular group of days in your life and think, “You know, that was really, really good … “? We assume that almost all of us can do that, and if you can’t, well we’re sincerely very sorry for you. That said, you should really get about setting up one of those times for yourself, and we’ve helpfully provided some suggestions here today. Just as a hint: It helps if you can bring along a few beautiful porn stars. Having someone else foot the bill turns out to be important too. Things definitely don’t go better with broke. [FEATURED TAGS: Vicca, Nikita, Lola, Doria, Heather Hunter, Lexus Locklear]
5/28/10	Advertising Campaigns don’t usually set themselves up as themes in our little Risqué Commune world, but they do seem rather prevalent around here over the past month or so. Consequently, when we decided to keep plodding though all the Dee at KSEX Coverage, the slight (but ever-so-beautiful) bonus at the conclusion became interestingly appropriate. Also, assuming things go according to plan, we’ve now set the stage for a more significant Advertising Campaign Contribution in the future. Of course according to plan always seems to be the wild card around here. One thing about it, our lives are never boring. [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, Kinzie Kenner, Lexie L’Amour, Stella]
5/23/10	If you’ll pardon the potentially politically incorrect influence for a moment, we’ll tell you that although we’ve shown all manner of “chicks” around here, this might be the first time we’ve actually shown you chickens. And what, you might wonder, do chickens have to do with Maverick’s observations (and various levels of stalking) with Days 3 & 4 of the most recent AEE? Well, we would tell you, should we deign to answer such a reasonable question, not so much really. On the other hand in this case they do work as a metaphor for the condition that arises when you take a boy out of his normal element and he seeks to commune with nature. Being potentially politically incorrect can be pretty deep it seems. [FEATURED TAGS: AdultStars247.com, Lexi Love, Tori Black, Nyomi Banxxx, Gina Lynn, Nina Hartley, Bree Olsen, Sasha Grey, Jana Jordan, Belladonna, Sunny Lane, Kaylani Lei, Kayden Kross, Monique Alexander, Alexis Texas, Raven Alexis, Sunset Thomas, Shauna Sand, Kelli McCarty, Sunny Leone, AJ Bailey, Riley Steele, Julia Ann, Raylene, Teagan Presley, Exclusive Video]
5/20/10	I wanted to call this “Cytherea Flies Solo Anew” but D.Minion said that would be overly erudite. (Yeah, she talks like that.) Of course “anew” she wouldn’t go for it. … Now how’s that for not overly erudite? … We should probably get to the story. It’s always a bit scary when we start making editorial comments before the author even gets a chance to start the actual article about which we sit posed to comment. … Hmm. Maybe we can be overly erudite. … Ah, well, Too erudite is human. To eschew sublime. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea, Exclusive Video ]
5/14/10	Confounded you may be by the conceptual alliteration levied today, although you should find it fairly easy to ignore the intrusion into a part of your brain you weren’t seeking to stretch at this time. It’s the latest in the Shayla scenario, and that fairly well covers all the important part. Should you feel particularly erudite, you may also enjoy D.Minion’s Intelligence Quotient contribution, although we’ll tell you right up front that if you happen to be an English Major who grew up on a farm, it will enhance the likelihood of your success. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Brynn Tyler Video]
5/10/10	Quick to correct a cultural error, we are. And talk like Yoda, we might. On the other hand, in case you’re curious, we also understand The Trouble with Tribbles. Of course that doesn’t do much to explain the rather festive lesbian liaison we have on tap today between Paola Rey and Marlie Moore, but how much explaining does that really need anyway. Heck it’s probably in the part you just skip over anyway. For what it’s worth, we’d advise against that, honestly. “Once you start down the Dark Path, forever will it dominate your destiny. Consume you it will.” [FEATURED TAGS: Paola Rey, Marlie Moore]
5/8/10	Have you ever seriously considered doing something just because it sounds fun, even if pure logic would probably recommend against the idea? And then have you ever considered that this illogical idea probably sounds “fun” just because it will involve regular interaction with a spectacularly sexy woman? And have you cared? … Well, we’re big fans of sexy women around here, and although we haven’t quite “decided’ what precisely we’re going to do, odds seem good that you’ll enjoy the thought process here. [FEATURED TAGS: Audrey Hollander, Kimberly Kane, Madison Scott, Erica McLean]
5/5/10	Naturally we celebrate Cinco de Mayo every year around here. We’re deep believers in the benefits of cross-cultural understanding, the recognition of world history, and the progressive evolution that marks the ongoing transcendence of the human spirit as it seeks its peaceful nirvana. Also, we pretty much go for anything that includes a party with tequila and guacamole dip. Now our newest risqué office member put together the post for today, and we’ll freely admit that he may have missed the entirely accurate mark. Just as soon as we recover from the cerveza tomorrow we’re going to do a little bit of explaining to him too. Still, what we lack in technical accuracy we more than make up for in raucous conviviality. [FEATURED TAGS: Jessi Palmer Video]
5/2/10	Porn Stars can actually teach us a lot. Now we’d be the first to admit that not everything they can teach us will turn out to be extraordinarily valuable on a regular basis, but any artisan can tell you that a lot of truly fine work in the world starts with simply possessing the right tools for the job. And let’s face it: Who can really tell us better how to handle uncomfortable questions or situations than a Porn Star? And given Dee’s attire during the contribution today, we’re reasonably certain you won’t care if you ever have a reason to put any of the more erudite recommendations to use anyway. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee]

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