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October 2025 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

10/31/25 Ashley Long

Risqué News

Hallowed Halloween with the Requisite Weenies

[STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Ashley Long Video, Michael Ninn]

10/30/25 Chantelle Fox

247AdultStars

Tales (and Tails) of the Tub

[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

10/29/25 Tanya Tate

ReelRisque

Butt for Tanya | pics

[STAR TAGS: Tanya Tate]

10/27/25 Angie Savage, Heather Vuur

Risqué News

Savage (yet angelic) Vuur on the Mountain

[STAR TAGS: Heather Vuur Video, Heather Vandeven Video, Angie Savage Video, Michael Ninn, Chantelle Fox, 247AdultStars.com]

10/26/25 Kodi Gamble

ReelRisque

Plan It for Granite pics | vid

[STAR TAGS: Kodi Gamble Video]

10/25/25 Juli AshtonThe beauty of digital publication — aside from the big bonus that you really have no space limitations — comes from being able to correct mistakes real speedy quicko. You simply simply pay proper penance as regards Juli Ashton, share a whole bunch of bonus stuff nobody even asked for too, and all gets right with the world. … Truth be told, it tends to be a lot more fun to simply make the changes in the original article then explain to the offended person how they must be crazy because whatever they happen to be complaining about simply is not true, as they can see for themselves. Don’t tell your mom if you choose that path, though, because she’s gonna frown at you. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Tiffany Granath, Kim Kataine Video, Michael Ninn]
10/22/25 Holly Morgan, Paola Rey, Celeste Star

Risqué News

Making Rey While the Sun Shines

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com, Paola Rey Video, Celeste Star Video, Holly Morgan Video]

10/21/25 Eva Karera

ReelRisque

Get Behind Adventure | pics

[STAR TAGS: Eva Karera]

10/20/25 Sky WatersIt does not take a doctorate in one of the social sciences to figure out that our industry does not deal with all that many true virgins in the literal sense of the word. And, of course, by “not many” we mean exactly zero. Now this does not stop our various marketing people from trying to use the scintillating term in whatever tangential way they might imagine, naturally. Hence as our Risqué adaptation of “Virgins of the Screen” takes off today, we find ourselves already at volume six of the enterprise. Of course we did not believe any of these people technically fit the title definition either, but we are hoping that does not diminish your enjoyment too terribly. [STAR TAGS: Sky Waters Video]
10/19/25 Chantelle FoxAs happens in every industry, the major players all pretty much end up knowing each other, particularly if they have been around for a long time — which in our little world means just a couple of years. Make it five years, and people are already telling you how they used to watch your scenes years ago. (Despite the fact that these excited new people are trying to pay a compliment, it almost never feels that way to the recipient.) … You need to make it a decade or more to be upper echelon famous, though, and twice that at least to reach Icon Status. … Consequently, when an Icon invites a new player over to eat, the new player tends to get super excited — which explains exactly what happened when Chantelle Met Ginger Lynn. (Also, “inviting her over to eat” probably means exactly what you think it does.) [STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, Ginger Lynn Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
10/17/25 Tia LayneWe went back and forth a little on the title to give this part five of our Roger “The Vibrator” Rabbit exposé — which to be honest does not technically qualify as an exposé per se, but they do expose a lot, so we figure that counts. “Going Deep“ was the first suggestion, but honestly that seems a bit trite given our subject matter, and it could just as easily apply to almost any scene. Then “Cop a Feel” held the leading candidate spot, with only one person voting from the rather less direct to subject matter version of Please Pleas. If you wonder how a single vote could sway the election here, well, turns out not all votes are equal in our world. The person who signs the checks has a powerful one. [STAR TAGS: Romana Ryder Video, Tia Layne Video]
10/16/25 Heather Vandeven

Risqué News

Going Full-On Quirky Mode (Honestly Our Happy Place)

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Heather Vuur Video, Heather Vandeven Video]

10/14/25 Michelle Maylene

Risqué News

Fundamentally Fabulous

[STAR TAGS: Michelle Maylene Video]

10/13/25 Lala XYou know that room in your house where you just keep the door shut to avoid thinking about all the junk in there? And then you know how when you cannot avoid it any longer so you finally have to clean it because actual guests are coming so you will need to at least be able to moderately use it? And then you get toward the end when you find a box which upon opening causes you to lament, “Oh, dang. I forgot all about this stuff.” … Have you ever been there? … Well, that basically explains what happened with the BTS section in Maverick’s 247AdultStars as that Team was doing a final check for completion. Consequently, they threw us a sort of BTS Blast for today that includes Lala X, Suzie Best, and Isabella. All in all, we have had worse days. [STAR TAGS: Lala X Exclusive Video, Suzie Best Exclusive Video, Isabella Kay Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
10/12/25 Jayden Cole

Ginger-Lynn

Nikki Delano – Aiden Starr – Tera Patrick – Carter Cruise – Ava Green – Jayden Cole

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

10/11/25 Alina West - Brittney Shay

Risqué“TOC”

These Lesbos are Strapped 2

[STAR TAGS: Alina West Video, Brittney Shay Video, Jenna Sativa Video, Mandy Muse Video, Taylor May Video, Cali Hayes Video, Vanessa Cage Video, Christiana Cinn Video]

10/9/25 Christianna Cinn, Vanessa Cage

ReelRisque

Cinn-Sational | pics

[STAR TAGS: Christiana Cinn Video, Vanessa Cage Video]

10/8/25 DeeYou know those moments in life we all have whenever we take a breath to reminisce? Not the mortifying ones we have tried for decades to quit thinking about, but the ones you look at with slight embarrassment, even if you understand your decisions at the time. … Now how fun would it be to be able to go back and live those moments again — although better this time, of course? Well, we missed a tiny moment in our recent Origins of D.Minion journey, but this time we got to make it much better with the help of Dee. Dee pretty much always makes things better, we have found. … If only we knew then what we know now, right? [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Isabella Video, Nikita Denise, Michael Ninn]
10/7/25 Mia Malkova

Risqué News

Contemplating After Contemplation

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Jenna Jameson Video, Felicia Video, Cheyenne Silver]

10/5/25 Juli Ashton

Risqué News

Someone’s Favorite Holiday

[STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Dee]

10/4/25 On set with Michael Ninn.In many situations being Wary & Wiley can turn out to be a very good strategy, even if that sounds like a law firm mostly advertised on bus stop benches. So keep that in mind as you navigate a couple of Janas as well as try to keep up with the Joneses — well, one particular Jones, albeit a darned pretty one. … All in all, as with many cases around here, it might be best to simply try to hang on and make it all the way through. Depending upon how you pace yourself, that may be difficult. Of course that depends a lot upon your own personal goals while watching too. Frosty beverage and washcloth optional. [STAR TAGS: Jana Jordan Video, Georgia Jones Video, Michael Ninn]
10/3/25 Capri AndersonAnyone who has done a single task for a very long time can tell you that returning to early work almost always leads to the same revelation. We look at it and then think, “Wow. I really sucked. And I remember being really proud of that too. Clearly I was an idiot.” … However, when you get a chance to go back and polish some things up and make definite improvements with new and consenting adults, well, that makes the day bearable. … Or bareable, whichever. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea, Capri Anderson Video]
10/1/25 Cali Hayes, Taylor May

ReelRisque

In the Appropriate Vein | pics

[STAR TAGS: Cali Hayes, Taylor May]

December 2023 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

12/31/23 Pepper Kester and Jodi TaylorWe find it helpful to attempt continuity in one’s life, forsaking the peaks and valleys to the extent possible, in favor of a more consistent and predictable emotional path. Granted, we all have an annoying tendency to fall in love, which screws with that plan absolutely, but outside of that, you can make an effort. To assist you in perhaps your own journey down this road, we have provided an excellent way to both say goodbye to this year as we welcome in the next. Red Hot Lesbians. … Pretty hard to argue with the value of that pursuit, y’know, those love relationships aside. You might be able to come up with a fun New Year’s Resolution on your own now. You do you. [STAR TAGS: Elle Alexandra Video, Lily Cade Video, Marie McCray Video, Ashlee Graham Video, Scarlett Fay Video, Veronica Ricci Video, Jodie Taylor Video, Pepper Kester Video] 
12/29/23 Jassie, Derrick PierceShould one wish to be scandalous, being scandalous with Jassie seems like an excellent way to proceed with the plan. Of course, folks who have been members for a bit will know that Jassie plays a scandalous roll in an ongoing series we currently have playing as well, should actually finding Jassie in person and convincing her to come out and be scandalous with you might be a fairly tall order. Granted, moving pictures do not compare favorably with the real thing, but if you can’t be with the one you love, and all that. … You know, there might be a New Year’s Resolution buried in there somewhere. [STAR TAGS: Jassie Video] 
12/28/23 Kristal SummersDespite best efforts, when you’re dealing with literally thousands of directories in the network system tying together nearly a dozen separate sites, on rare occasions, things can get lost in the bounty. This seems to be what happened with a Maverick-lensed Kristal Summers chat from 15 years ago now. We even found introductory text from our 247AdultStars friends, but apparently they never got around to finishing up the post. On the upside, we can celebrate this traditionally retrospective time of year to do just that. (We know: We’re too kind.) … So in the distant words of Dear Mav, “What’s a girl to do when she’s got two computers, a hot office and an office chair. That’s right. She gives us a solo scene! If only all offices were like this where you could take a break, pull up an office chair and enjoy a few minutes of Me Time (or at least Kristal was there to do that)!” [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video] 
12/27/23 Gift Line

Shayla

Happy Birthday, Ms. Thang …

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]

12/25/23 Moni Michaels

RisqueNews

Christmas Throwback

[STAR TAGS: Riley Evans, Regan Reese, Jassie Video, Moni Michaels Video, Michael Ninn]

12/24/23 Tori Black and Lily Labeau

ReelRisque

Extra Credit | vid

[STAR TAGS: Tori Black Video, Lily Labeau Video]

12/22/23 Natalia Forrest

247AdultStars

Santa Seduction Commenced

[STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, Natalia Forrest Exclusive Video, Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

12/21/23 Lily Labeau and Tori BlackEven with presents aside, as a group we really love this time of year. For a couple of weeks people seem to get just a little bit more kind, a little bit more patient. Of course that could be because somewhere buried in the recesses of our brains we still have that whole “Santa’s Naughty/Nice List” from our early years. Or it could be that even when at work, most people are thinking of all the days off they have coming up, and this makes them much more tolerant of things that might generally annoy them. Then again, a third theory would be that no one ever puts “presents aside” unless they are reaching for the next one, which makes us all happy. … This year Risqué Proper will be giving the Gift of Education to our friends over at ReelRisque — a thought that in honesty may not thrill them, but it tickles the heck out of us. [STAR TAGS: Tori Black, Lily Labeau]
12/20/23 Elena KoshkaSometimes you get curious about a movie simply because of the concept represented in the name, wondering how the producers managed to avoid the myriad of potential pitfalls from both social and legal perspectives. … OK, so sometimes you get curious about that after you have seen a lot of these sorts of movies and have been on literally thousands of movie sets. At that point the whole, “Hey! She’s naked!” thing really doesn’t stop the clock anymore. Not saying whether that constitutes a good thing or a bad one, of course (but probably a bad one). Still, if you find yourself less interested in the nuance of making movies in this industry, perhaps Naomi and Elena and friends can suitably distract you in “Creeping Tom 2” today. Hey, they made two of them, so they must have been really clever, right?
[STAR TAGS: Ashlee Mae Video, Naomi Woods Video, Elena Koshka Video, Hope Howell Video, Edyn Blair Video]
12/18/23 So you take a waterproof camera, a grippy tripod, an available shower and Shayla, and you know what you get? … Well if you don’t you really need a nap. After you find yourself properly rested, though, do drop on back and consider the value of documented cleanliness. … OK. So like most of life, not all “cleanliness” in this context has been created equal — and in Shayla’s case it happens to be more unequal than most — but she does share readily, and that’s always nice. As a bonus Shayla even demonstrates how to shave those delicate hard to reach places — advice everyone who has a desire to shave those places almost certainly wants to have. Just to give you a little hint, so you don’t get over-excited or anything, first you dislocate you hip and throw your leg over your shoulder … [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]
12/16/23 Cytherea

Cythereas

EGO vs ERGO

[STAR TAGS : Cytherea Video]

12/15/23 Syren Sexton

247AdultStars

Sofa So Good

[STAR TAGS: Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

12/13/23 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

A Jolly Holly Christmas Memory

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Holly Hollywood Video]

12/12/23 Suzie Best

247AdultStars

Our Best Bikini Observation

[STAR TAGS: Suzie Best Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

12/11/23 CythereaAs anyone who has been around here for any period of time can tell you, the Risqué Commune — and hence the RisqueMembers site — tends to be a wildly interwoven experience. You do one little update, and suddenly you find a thread that pulls over here, which in turn pulls over there. Essentially today we wander from Cytherea’s bedroom through Cannes, France all the way to Paris — an event that involved many of our stars (and of course the Eiffel Tower, naturally). Of course we chose “From Bedroom to Boudoir” to highlight this little travel adventure, because honestly we just could not work pommes frites into the story. They were quite good throughout the adventure, however. [STAR TAGS: Dee, Inari Vachs, Jessica Drake, Cytherea Exclusive Video]
12/9/23 Aidra Foxx - Madi MeadowsWords matter. We’re not talking about trying to split microscopic hairs when it comes to political/free speech vs. being a dangerous and ridiculous bully, to be clear. Those words matter too. We think. But maybe that depends upon the composition du jour of the Appeals Courts. Or maybe it doesn’t matter, because … honestly we have no idea. We work diligently to avoid complicated Constitutional issues around here, preferring instead to ruminate upon more worthy issues — like sexually empowered women (and, ok, men). Toward that aim, we consider Too Beautiful for Porn as an intellectual concept. That was probably Michael Ninn’s intention, right? [STAR TAGS: Jillian Janson Video, Scarlet Red Video, Tali Dova Video, Aidra Foxx Video, Madi Meadows Video, Michael Ninn]
12/8/23 Alexis MaloneAt the risk of appearing overly cognizant of contemporary news — distinctly not our nature, for the record — the “Word of the Year” (from the publishers of the Oxford English Dictionary, no less) turns out to be Rizz. Apparently a reference to charisma, because young people grow up now with a hatred of multi-syllable words, the word coincidentally fits perfectly in connection with our old friend Nick East. Of course (A) Nick may not be the most interesting part of today’s entertainment for you, and (B) over the years Nick did many scandalous things, this example being but a minor one of them. [STAR TAGS: Alexis Malone Video]
12/7/23 TenayaPerhaps the Gods made relationships difficult in order to keep stand-up comedians across the globe working. Perhaps between culture, religion, and biology, we have simply over the millennia created a completely impossible situation, a circus of expectations and secretions, if you will. Whatever the case, no matter how difficult a “normal” relationship may be, factor in a porn career, and you’ve just added a complexity we might need a mathematician (or a psychiatrist) to solve. Our leader renews some long-held views today with a “Beau Toxic” look to smooth out the wrinkles. Of course our friends Tenaya and Capri have no wrinkles at this point in their careers, but they will have. We all will have. … Until then, pretty much all the beaus may be toxic. Fair warning. [STAR TAGS: Tenaya, Misty Rivers, Capri Anderson Video, Tanya Cox Video, Bianca Video, 247AdultStars.com]
12/6/23 Aidra Fox - Madi Meadows

ReelRisque

Afternoon Delightful | pics

[STAR TAGS: Aidra Fox, Madi Meadows]

12/5/23 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

The Beach and the Bloopers


[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]

12/3/23 Cytherea

Cythereas

A Flash and a Pan

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]

12/1/23 Dana Vespoli

ReelRisque

Like Riding a Bike | vid

[STAR TAGS: Dana Vespoli Video]

January 2011 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

1/30/11

If you do a little über-view of Shayla’s diversity, and then you get the chance to continue with the Dee on KSEX medley, well, it makes for a mighty fine tune, truth be told. And assuming that watching crazy people do gymnastics with snowmobiles, or all the “best” pro football players pretend to care about the Pro Bowl in Honolulu, we once again give you something to feel good about today. And adult sites really should concern themselves with making people feel good, right? It sure seems like that should be a minimum standard anyway. [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, Kylie Ireland]

Clearly a Melodious Tune - Even Out of Focus
1/25/11

So you’re sitting in a bar, or on a beach, or in a lobby of a fancy hotel – that doesn’t matter in this part – and a beautiful porn star walks up to you and says, “Hey, do you want to have sex with me? You can bring your friend.” … Yeah, so that doesn’t really happen all that often, even for those of us that hang around them all the time. Still, when you’re talking about Shayla LaVeaux, just about anything can come up, as it were. Many things besides cups can begin to runneth over, if that’s clear enough for you. And if you’ve ever wondered why we love traveling with Shayla, well now you probably don’t anymore. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]

Really Close Friends, Apparently
1/23/11

How long has it been since you read a story that begins, “Once upon a time?” Well, fortunately for you, D.Minion comes to your rescue today, as she relates a Lilliputian moment in the life of Cytherea. As with most tall tales, you might do well to ignore the scary parts. Too much imagination can be a dangerous thing, after all. Of course too much imagination also led to every great invention in history, so there’s that. … All in all, we should probably just enjoy Cytherea, as she enjoys her “Donny Lad” (with some enthusiasm as you might imagine). Then we can all be happy we get to watch those frigid championship games from the warmth and comfort of our living rooms. (Don’t think too much about “frigid” either. There’s that too much imagination thing again. … ) [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Video]

Relatively Impressive, Actually
1/20/11

As most of you undoubtedly know, Hu visited the President this week. Who? Yes. … That’s enough. You get it. … The point here being that one never tires of true excellence, and so far we’ve yet to see an expiration date on cleverness. Of course if you lived in Hu’s China you might heartily disagree with that last theory, assuming you were allowed, of course. Fortunately today we follow our tried and true tradition of ignoring world politics and concentrate instead on some enduring excellence in our own little (quite free, thank you very much) world. Before heading out to protest the mistreated across the globe, pause to reflect upon Shayla LaVeaux, Cytherea, Cheyenne Silver, and Kylie Ireland. Who DAT?! [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Cytherea, Cheyenne Silver, Kylie Ireland]

Plot Thickens. Plotters Remain Thin.
1/14/10

Some words really fit a situation, even if they don’t happen to be the fanciest sorts of words, thus providing the most erudite representations of keen and narrowly-focused commentary, despite their relatively simple derivation. In honor of such words, we’ve decide that WOWEE fits our return to the site after the most recent Adult Entertainment Expo. Having now at least somewhat recovered from the experience, we thankfully launch a rousing tribute to Maverick’s 247AdultStars.com Christmas as we begin wading through all the “Data” recently acquired, we do offer up a Mystery Guest today that served to make this particular trip ever-so-much more enjoyable. And in case you’re curious, not all “Data” is created equal. WOWEE. [FEATURED TAGS: Cheyenne Silver, Syren Sexton, Sophie O Brien, Rio Lee, Tracey Lain, Suzie Best, 247AdultStars.com]

Syren Says, Peace on Earth
1/4/11

Well, we’re not exactly off to see the Wizard, but we’re certainly off to see a whole bunch of people that the Wizard would undoubtedly prefer to munchkins. And since we’ll be gone for a week, we’ve left you with a whole bunch of things to keep you perky and pensive over the next week or so. As it turns out, having Cytherea and Shayla around makes perky rather easy around here. We will occasionally skip the pensive part with regard to these friends, however. It can make your head hurt. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Nici Sterling Video]

Now Here's a Thought-Provoking Pose
1/2/11

Can you resolve not to make anymore resolutions? Does that create some sort of theoretical conundrum? … Well, fortunately we don’t attempt to answer that question today, although this does seem to be the most popular approach for this new year around the office. We do have a collection of rather odd thinkers around here, and that issue we actually do address as we continue Dee at KSEX, with Kylie Ireland this time around. We have adopted what seems to be a useful philosophy for 2011, however, and you may feel free to adopt it should you so desire, even if you don’t happen to be a member and thus can’t see Dee and Kylie: You can run, but you’re only going to die tired. … You can learn a lot when you read. [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, Kylie Ireland]

Partially Clad and Perfectly Relevant

January 2009 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

1/31/09

So Day One with DM concludes today as we "coitus continuus and culminatus" — which probably isn’t proper Latin if you want to know the truth. (Yeah, we know: You’re shocked.) Fortunately you don’t need to be fluent in dead languages to understand the festive lesbian attitudes on this day on the sweltering set. That said, if you know obscure Ray Stevens songs, you can have a dandy time humming Along Came Jones when Georgia makes her faithfully anticipated appearance. [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Jones, Jana Jordan, Renee Perez, Sophia Lynn, Lorraine Sisco, Michael Ninn]

A good Jones to keep up with, that Georgia.
1/28/09

You don’t often get a chance to look Behind-The-Scenes in our fundamentally Behind-The-Scenes approach on risque.com. We decided, though, that it would be worth the effort if we gave you such an opportunity today. Of course, a more in-depth (as it were) look at Kristal Summers as she began her learning curve on our first risqué chat sessions can pretty much justify a great deal of effort. And considering how miserable "work" happens to be for most people today, assuming they still have a place to actually go to work, spending an inordinate amount of time working with Kristal naked somehow doesn’t seem like much of a chore.  [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers]

Kristal Contemplates Toy Land - For Adults
1/25/09

Oddly enough, we find ourselves guilty of coitus interruptus today, which doesn’t often happen considering our line of work. That said, given the fact that we left D.Minion pretty much alone for an entire week, we probably should have anticipated that her next On-The-Set piece would end up another in the list of her occasional "epic" productions. Consequently, you’re seeing a first-ever, "Day 1A" version of another Lesson in the Life of D.Minion. … Of course we could be wrong about that "first-ever" part, as we’ve been doing this so long that we occasionally forget when we’ve done something before. Actually, come to think of it, one of the oddest things about us might be that we regularly forget how odd we are. [FEATURED TAGS: Jana Jordan, Renee Perez, Georgia Jones, Sophia Lynn, Lorraine Sisco, Michael Ninn]

An artistic rendition of an adorned cell phone. Really.
1/23/09

Because we have a half-dozen stories about the AEE in the queue, Maverick felt it appropriate to submit a story about Erotica 2008 in London. Seriously, most of us here hold the opinion that all that rain over there seeps into the brain after enough exposure. On the other hand, Maverick could just be bragging that performers in London can be topless at their conventions, which we’ll grudgingly admit does give England one up on us in this specific instance. We’re still winning, though. [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars.com]

Presumably working on a Spit Shine
1/20/09

So almost all of us, on this inauguration day, are doing our darndest to honestly believe, "Yes. We. Can." … And, of course, St. Louis Rams fans are trying to come to grips with the fact that the quarterback they dumped for being too old has taken a different team to the Super Bowl this year. Thus we felt obligated to at least mention recent NFL news, and then completely ignore political current events. (Because that’s how we are.) We do have some atypical views of the recent AEE show decorations, and some perhaps not atypical exactly, but certainly entertaining, adult video activity. While the rest of you are enjoying these options, we will offer a bit of solace to the Rams fans out there: Come next April, you’ll get a lot better draft choice than those poor folks employing Mr. Warner. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo]

1/17/09

Channeling Sylvester the Cat and Daffy Duck seems a bit odd, even for us, but somehow that accurately describes how we begin today. On the upside, although providing a potentially animated introduction to the Adult Entertainment Expo, circa 2009, we do get back in touch with real women fairly quickly. And if you think about it, that’s pretty much the point of life, isn’t it, even if you do happen to be a bit Looney Tunes? [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, Shayla LaVeaux]

Magical thoughts directed at D.Minion
1/12/09

As many of you probably know already, D.Minion chose to lie around eating bon-bons while watching old Beverly Hillbillies episodes while the rest of us headed off to Las Vegas for days and days of grueling exchanges with scantily-clad porn stars. (Alright, that’s not really the reason DM didn’t go with us this year, but it made for a dandy visual, didn’t it?) … Well, we happened to run in to our old friend Vicca in a casino while we were there, and it seemed a fine opportunity to call up Ms. Minion and say something subtle like, "Hey, do you think you might be able to pull some archived Vicca content we haven’t used while you’re busy letting your nails dry?" (Alright (again), while we did actually say that, we remain too stunned by DM’s response to repeat it here.) … D.Minion did uncover some wonderful new photo sets for everyone though, and, just for the record, we’re pretty sure some of those suggestions she had do in fact constitute biological impossibilities, no matter how colorful the descriptions. By the way, we did ask Vicca if she wanted to go to the convention and attend the AVN Awards show with us for old times’ sake. She said, "Um. No, thank you." And then she laughed for altogether too long a period of time it seemed to us. … At least it sounds much nicer being turned down with a Russian accent. We miss Vicca, even if she can be mean … .  [FEATURED TAGS: Vicca]

Vicca showing the difference between a rock and a soft place.
1/7/09

Well it’s been rather hectic getting ready for this year’s convention, since D.Minion won’t be able to attend this time around. Turns out she does a lot of work at these gatherings, which means Maverick, and Lon, and SteveD have a lot of slack to pick up. Anxious to assume their new roles, Mav and Lon are already in Las Vegas, but Mav took time to show off his interview techniques via a topless trip with Kristal Summers. We were going to point out the irony of using D.Minion’s interview as Mav sets out to show his own skills in the area, but as far as we can tell, irony gets wasted on the Brits. We’ll be back first of the week with … well, something probably. Take care until then. Here goes nothing …  [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, 247AdultStars.com]

Kristal wearing one of our favorite outfits. Her.
1/1/09

Happy New Year! … At least the prevailing theory seems to be that we should all feel more positively about things now — because it’s one day later. … Have you been watching the national news lately? The first story always focuses on the truly sucky nature of the economy, and the second launches into desperate pleas for banks to start lending and consumers to start spending again. It seems like they’re trying to scare us into not being frightened. Right? Now being much wiser than this, Maverick has chosen to demonstrate his "Best" version of the immediate future, this being in the fetching form of his own Suzie Best. Maybe they have learned a few things in England over the centuries. [FEATURED TAGS: Suzie Best, 247AdultStars.com]

Who cares about the economy?