Filed Under: 2014

August 2014 Risque | What’s New

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8/31/14

Apparently, “That which does not kill us makes us stronger.” It follows as a corollary, however, that Those who make us stronger, then, certainly need slapped a good one, because they might be trying to kill us. We looked it up on the Internet, and you still can’t just go around killing people, but as near as we could tell, simply glaring at them while hoping their favorite sports team losing the next 100 games in a row would be just fine. Even D.Minion cannot completely whitewash the treatment of poor Georgia as the saga continues. [STAR TAGS: Georgia Adair, Paola Rey, Theresa Ilova, Michael Ninn]

Paola Rey
8/30/14

Ten years ago this month Georgia Adair did her last professional movie, the end of her custom trilogy from Michael Ninn called Becoming Georgia Adair, Chapter III. At the time we decided to hold off an entire decade before telling this story, naturally having absolutely no realistic expectation that we would still be not only operational, but expanding, when the years had passed. Well, they did, and D.Minion begins with the first of a “Three-Day Weekend” with Michael Ninn and the inadvertently abused Sweet Georgia. [STAR TAGS: Georgia Adair, Harmony, Michael Ninn]

Georgia Adair
8/27/14

Anyone who has ever had to memorize the nuances of Strunk and White understands that they could have been a bit more interesting had they chosen a bit more riveting of a subject matter. A study of Elements of Good Sex, for example, would likely have ensured full attendance in every class. Fortunately for us, the ChickaDees break into the writing ranks today, with just such a topic. Oddly, never once did any of us question the location of even one punctuation mark. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Dee Video, May Video, Paola Rey, Marlie Moore]

Dee, When She May
8/23/14

Everyone loves sports. (OK. So maybe not everyone loves sports, but all of the sane people do.) Even people that enjoy sports, however, may not enjoy boxing so much, and not even because sometimes one of the contestants gets an ear bitten. Understanding that, though, we still think pretty much everyone will enjoy Topless Boxing, at least when the two opponents happen to be Kristal Summers and Tanya Danielle. Nobody was keeping score that we could see, and yet no one seems to mind. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Tanya Danielle Video]

Kristal Summers & Tanya Danielle
8/20/14

We have a new plan here: We need to do a new tour for DeesClub.com every couple of months because we have to add a whole bunch of explicit content in the Members’ Areas just to … um … illustrate whatever point we were making in the sales pitch. People write in and ask questions, or end up looking for something specific, and what can we do except keep showing more and more explicit Dee? … It’s a dirty job … [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Inari Vachs Video, Devinn Lane Video]

All the Ladies Go Oui, Oui ... WHEE!
8/14/14

If you get a little sneak-peek at news in Dee Land, you’ve already had a pretty darned good day. Mere donuts cannot hope to compete with Dee on a lazy weekend morning; heck, Dee’s even better than bear claws — and we like bear claws a lot around these parts. Throw in a little celebratory Cate Harrington from over in the U.K., and the meaninglessness of the preseason games may not even depress you. [STAR TAGS: Dee Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers, Juli Ashton Video, Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

Juli Ashton and Dee
8/11/14

Only we could end an article with “Hair today. Gone tomorrow.” and have it not be about shaving. On the other hand the massive sensory overload created by Cytherea, Shayla LaVeaux, Jill Kelly, Kylie Ireland and Shane at least explains the cause. Interestingly enough, not all causes for mistakes have blame associated with them. You think it has something to do with beautiful naked women? [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Jill Kelly Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Shane Video, Cytherea Video]

Cytherea, Not Being Blamed for Anything
8/8/14

Sometimes we lament the difficulty of our jobs. Technology changes at an amazingly rapid pace, and the entire Risque Commune relies on us to keep abreast (as it were) of the latest gimmicks and gadgets so that everyone’s members have the best possible experience. Standards change. The “average” consumer gear gets increased capabilities without them buying anything new, or doing anything differently. Then we have a couple decades’ worth of experiences to try and correlate with Terabytes of stored “assets” (again, as it were), while every day the cast of characters changes. It can be overwhelming. … Then we think about all the beautiful naked women involved with the jobs, and we think, “Oh, right. Nevermind.” [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Dee Video, Inari Vachs Video, Drew Hurlie, Logan LaBrent]

Kristal Summers
8/3/14

There are those that might consider finding a lost masterpiece in their grandparent’s attic a rare occurrence. There are those that might consider finding proof of the Loch Ness Monster or Sasquatch pretty much unbelievable, no matter how convincing the argument. To celebrate Uncle Gibby’s birthday today, though, we have news of something even more mind-boggling: Somehow he actually found a strip club he had never visited in the entire Great Lakes, Mid-America region. Since he’s off drooling over Jayden Cole while correcting his strip club omission this weekend, though, we will share his gift with everyone. That’s more than Gibby’s going to want to do with Jayden. … [STAR TAGS: Anais Exclusive Video, Elizabeth, Mia Smiles, Dee, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Michael Ninn]

Anais
8/1/14

You have probably noticed that we tend to read a lot of books around here. In fact we always ask “What’s the last book you read?” when we’re looking for new people to help. Up until last week, though, no one had ever mentioned Steve Harvey and his Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man. We certainly do not wish to cut into Mr. Harvey’s royalties or anything, but we can explain men with photos without using any words at all. [STAR TAGS: Happy August!]

Mystery Solved
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July 2014 Risque | What’s New

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Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

7/30/14

We consider ourselves fairly fortunate around the risque offices. Of course “Luck” would be not only a relative term but also a penis optional one as we discover. At least when you Wish Upon a Starr at this place, though, you also get a little POV with Penny Flame, and Shayla LaVeaux showing us all that outboard motors don’t really make the boat after all. Whatever else we bring to the table, we have a lot of naked women around here. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Lucky Starr, Penny Flame Video]

Shayla Laveaux
7/26/14

Consider the concept of the Shy Porn Star. Odd as it may seem this counterintuitive position happens a lot more often than you’d likely guess. Stars with nearly half a century of experience between them — Francesca Le and Kylie Ireland, in this case — can be too shy to ever just walk up to each other and plan to meet somewhere to have sex. Who knew porn stars can fear rejection just like everyone else? … Well, we knew, but we hardly qualify as normal, at least as you’d normally define the term. [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Francesca Lé Video]

Francesca Le and Kylie Ireland
7/21/14

Rarely do we actually encourage people to skip over the “words and pictures part” and just watch the captivating video, but you might give some serious consideration to that little video icon at the top of the page this time around. Radio shows rarely make for good pictures, and when you consider we show basically the polar opposite of nubile naked nymphs in what shots we do have, well, you understand. Take 50+ years of XXX experience in Ginger Lynn and el Jefe de Risqué, and it can get really weird. Now the pictures on CythereasWetWorld featuring Cytherea, Lauren Phoenix, and some lucky (as compared to “Lucky”) dude, those would be worth … considering. [STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Juli Ashton Video, Malice, Cytherea, Lauren Phoenix]

Ginger Lynn Gets Lucky
7/18/14

After careful scientific study, we have come to the conclusion that we need almost no excuse at all to have a party. Also, the writers here can make a drinking game out of absolutely anything. So far we have not found a way to turn these rare abilities into whirlwind profits, of course, but we remain hopeful. When you have Georgia Adair and Evan Stone to play with, it becomes pretty easy to keep up hope. [STAR TAGS: Georgia Adair Video, Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com, Michael Ninn]

Cate Harrington
7/13/14

Having been known as dozens of different things over the past couple of decades, Risque Business has never really earned any recognition for subtlety. Of course it could be that the leaders have been so quietly successful that they have in essence define subtle excellence — or it could be that they subscribe to the philosophy that if you have a position on something, being quiet about it helps no one. Also, it tends to be not nearly as much fun. Sybians, for example, are quite fun, as are Aaliya Love and Kajira. [STAR TAGS: Aaliya Love, Kajira Video]

Kajira
7/10/14

Performer Eric gets a little cheesy for the cameras today, thus creating the risque interpretation of the famous Ham and Swiss on Riley. … Fortunately you will find further attempts at painful humor to be much easier to avoid as you redirect you full attentions to Riley Reid, and then follow that with a little shayla.com fun involving kind members of the risqué team creating a bit more texture in life. We find educational opportunities everywhere around here. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Riley Reid Video]

Riley Reid
7/6/14

One thing about the risque site, whether you love it or hate it, you’d have to agree that we maintain anything but garden variety adult insights on the web. Of course people almost never write in for gardening tips here, so there’s that. For the record, cumulatively we do happen to know quite a bit about gardening too, so if enjoying Rayveness leaves you less than completely fulfilled, bear that in mind. Sure, like that’s going to happen … [STAR TAGS: Rayveness Video, Michael Ninn]

Rayveness
7/4/14

People may choose to celebrate this anniversary of our nation’s birth any way they choose. After all, this date arises much less arbitrarily than that of, say, the birth of Jesus. What the heck, any excuse to watch people blow some stuff up, we always say. Our friends at 247AdultStars even pop by for the party, bearing their own “fetish” gifts, being such good sports about this whole independence thing and all. Come to think of it, when they come over to visit, they do actually drink tea — although they never offer us any. Could have something to do with that nearby harbor. [STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, Stella Cox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

Maybe a Fetish. Maybe Not. Certainly pretty.
7/1/14

To put a quick, fine point on it: Hulk Hogan and The Undertaker got nothing on Kristal Summers and Tanya Danielle. Honestly, would you rather see big sweaty men with very large muscles grapple, or do topless women with very large breasts sound like more fun to you? Granted it may be More Tussle than Wrestle, but that hardly seems like the important distinction in this scenario. You say “Sean Michaels” to these two duos, and they’ll likely think of completely different people. What a grand world. … [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Tanya Danielle ]

Kristal Summers
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June 2014 Risque | What’s New

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Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

6/29/14

Beware the Caption Conflagration today, although we have made it fairly easy to avoid, what with us being all kind and benevolent and stuff. We have also provided excellent diversion in the form of Shayla LaVeaux and U.K. star Chantelle Fox. You may consider them separate, but equal, in fine constitutional manner. We did need to say for the record, though, that the Sonny and Cher references were not our fault. … [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

Chantelle Fox
6/23/14

Do you know the difference between a complex sentence and a cat? Well as it turns out you can learn some fun things while reading Stephen King — a chap possessing a literary expertise you will likely never, ever see around here quite honestly. On the other hand, you will find us substantially less gruesome as a rule too, and we have a lot more beautiful naked women. So there’s that. … Oh! The difference between a complex sentence and a cat? … One has claws at the end of its paws … [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Dee, Alexis DeVell, Kaylan Nicole, Taylor Hayes, Chasey Lain, Devinn Lane, Doria, Jenna Jameson, Renee LaRue]

Juli Ashton
6/19/14

We all like watching athletes going for the win. If we’re going to live vicariously through them, we sort of expect them to do things we cannot accomplish on our own, after all. Being extra-special, naturally, Cytherea takes that concept one consonant further as she opts to go for the “Wynn” — as in Tyla. Interestingly enough, as she adds one little letter, Cytherea removes all of their clothes. Seems like an excellent trade for the vicarious amongst us. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Tyla Wynn Video, Roxetta, Michael Ninn]

Tyla Wynn on Cytherea
6/15/14

One could make an argument that the sum total of all human knowledge appears somewhere on a t-shirt. “Never underestimate the immense power of Stupid People in large groups” seems to be the current office favorite, although between all of us, we have quite a selection. We could easily have “What’s your funniest t-shirt?” in the job application form, truth be told. On a topic completely unrelated to stupid people — and not in a large group anyway — we get well read with Riley Reid for a bit today. [STAR TAGS: Riley Reid, Kylie Ireland Video]

Riley Reid
6/12/14

Nobody likes missing “The Moment” at any time. When, however, “The Moment” includes an afternoon alone in a hotel room with Shayla LaVeaux while she finds various locations in which she might masturbate, well, some of those “nobody” people that missed This Moment really don’t seem all that happy about it. Seems odd, right? They get to see the pictures (and video) just like everyone else. Sheesh. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Megan Foxx, Sunny Lane, Sasha Heart, Nicki Hunter, Erica McLean]

Not Shayla. But Also Cute.
6/7/14

Testosterone just complicates things. We get the whole “necessary for the survival of the species” thing, but if you ever get a chance to visit a movie set for a show that has no males in the cast, that should be the one you make room for in your schedule. You know how obnoxious — and a little pitiful — men can be in a bar situation where they’re just hoping to get laid? Just imagine the strutting they do on a movie set where they know they’re going to. If deflated male egos did not result in time delays from deflated male “other parts” we might actually be honest about how the women on set view them. [STAR TAGS: Alexis Texas, Ashli Orion, Audrey Bitoni, Brynn Tyler, Jordan Kingsley, Kagney Linn Karter, Kayla Carrera, London Keyes, Tory Lane, Penny Flame, Nina Hartley]

Alexis Texas
6/4/14

Woe be to us and the burdensome tasks we face spending quality time with porn stars. We remain dedicated professionals, however, withstanding vast personal difficulty while bringing in the story. Hey, if you think you have ever felt like an insignificant anonymous person before, you ought to try walking into a casino with Kristal Summers. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Shayla LaVeaux]

On Seeing Kristal Summers
6/1/14

The question “May I?”might be rather ingrained into anyone that went to school in America, but clearly the teachers did not have “Dee’s May” in mind when they came up with their lesson plans. Should you be a Member, then you might see “May We Please” at a different level, and as a completely different sentence fragment. Should you not be a Member, well, then that’s sad. May — the Force — IS with us. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Juli Ashton Video, May Video, Jade Marcella]

Juli Ashton, May, and Dee
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May 2014 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

5/29/14

In all probability Jassie will not be appearing out of the blue to give you a blow job today. She probably won’t appear out of the aquamarine or fuchsia either, so you might need a different coloring book all the way around. On the other hand, if one hangs with Jassie, one can never be quite sure what may happen. She’s an exceptional lass, that Jassie. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Jassie Video, Lorraine Sisco, Michael Ninn]

Thinly Veiled Jassie
5/26/14

Happy Birthday to Kylie, both sexy and wily. When she strips down naked, it makes us all smiley. … OK. So it’s not exactly The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, but you have to agree that it’s a lot easier to read. Also, despite his literary prowess, Mr. Coleridge never had lesbian sex with Ashlyn Rae. Well, you know, he was a dude. … Kylie wins again! [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Ashlyn Rae Video]

Kylie Ireland and Her Birthday Gift Ashlyn Rae
5/23/14

Few people on the planet understand network television as well as our own D.Minion. This seems odd to us, because as a rule people do not tend to study things whose primary function seems to be one of causing irritation. Of course weave in the captivating beam of London Keyes, and even the ChickaDees cannot stay sad. Put London in a school uniform, and … well … we just give them all some private time. But we share … [STAR TAGS: London Keyes Video]

London Keyes
5/20/14

An ever-vigilant and thoughtful new member pointed out four missing large images in a post from clear back in 2006. Granted, Heather Vuur does not show any signs of ever becoming “old news” or anything — particularly around here — but we did want to show our appreciation for the effort taken to write in and point out the errors (quite politely, we should add). Obviously we could have simply fixed the four links on the photos, which we did — to cover ourselves whenever someone else goes back there — but then we got to thinking. … OK. So sometimes that can be scary, but sometimes it can also result is wonderful new larger renditions of the photos, along with typically stunning video of Jassie, Brooke, AND Heather Vuur this time. Fans pay attention. Everybody wins! [STAR TAGS: Heather Vuur Video, Heather Vandeven Video, Jassie Video, Brooke Banner Video, Michael Ninn]

Appreciating Heather Vuur
5/18/14

Despite a significant amount of technical prowess in these offices, we have as yet been unable to figure out how to use Parental Lock to keep the DVR from filling up with unwatched episodes of “Too Cute” on Animal Planet. Of course D.Minion has her own ways … as some of learned painfully this week. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Chayse Manhattan Video, Misty Rain Video, Leena Video, Faye Taylor Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

Cytherea
5/12/14

Have you ever wondered why all the beautiful women do all the difficult — notice how we avoided the overly simple pun hard at this point — work around here? Well, it turns out D.Minion remains fairly sure that an overwhelming desire to please her pretty much explains it all. Would that this were only true, we would never again have to ask For Whom the Belles Toil. … (Yeah, that hurt just writing it down. … Sometimes we have no control. You should know that about us. … ) [STAR TAGS: Justine Joli Video, Georgia Adair Video, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Kylie Ireland, Angel Cassidy, Wanda Curtis, Anais, Charlie Lane, Jana Cova, Audrey Hollander, Michael Ninn]

Justine Joli
5/9/14

Everyone arrived at work today in a wonderful mood. Having each received text messages last evening, it seems we now all have a new favorite Green Bay Packer we have affectionately nicknamed “Monica” — according to our leader. After all, what else does the name “Ha Ha Clinton-Dix” make you think of? … And this strange view of the world pretty much explains all of our Adult Behavior perspectives today. … You learn to adapt; what can we say? [STAR TAGS: AEE 2014 Exclusive Video, Shayla LaVeaux]

Shayla LaVeaux and Her New POV Device
5/5/14

Many, many people will be celebrating Cinco de Mayo today, although according to a new report we heard, apparently the holiday tends to be a lot more popular than in America than in Mexico. If we had paid more attention we might have learned why that happens to be, but we can just take it on faith. It was on the television news. It has to be true. … All of that said, not many people will be celebrating Cinco de Mayo the way we chose to this year — with Mika Tan. Hey, we’ll drink cerveza and ruminate upon Mika. Sounds like a plan. … [STAR TAGS: Mika Tan Video, Lorraine Sisco]

Technically Not a Cerveza Dispenser
5/2/14

Sometimes you meet someone, and the chemistry between the two of you almost feels electric. OK, so most of the time one of you feels attracted while the other feels repulsed, but magnetic fields can be sort of like electricity, so that should count for something. Still, should you find yourself on the “rejected” end of one of these interpersonal dynamics, do not despair. While sadness tends to be depressing, mirth can be quite fun. [STAR TAGS: Jana Jordan Video, Carli Banks Video, Alexis Love Video, Tiffany Sweet Video, Renee Perez, Lena Nicole, Michael Ninn]

Jana Jordan
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