9/30/08 | Members of Congress have apparently forgotten the story of The Boy Who Cried Wolf! You see, after a while, people just don’t believe you anymore. And that sucks. On the upside, and true to his nature, Maverick with 247AdultStars today, has decided not to worry about any “Economic Crisis” and instead focus on very fine breasts. Now we’re not sure if having everyone take some time out of their chaos to just appreciate boobs, but we are sure that it certainly can’t hurt anything. And that would be a pleasant change. You see, around here we remember The Boy story, and we also remember Chicken Little. Apparently our “leaders” aren’t really even smarter than a first grader. Jeff Foxworthy cannot be impressed. [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars.com, Kristal Summers Video, Exclusive Video] |
9/27/09 | And now we’ll return you to your regularly scheduled nudity. … We love it when we get to say that. … We’re not positive, but probably most jobs out there don’t provide a useful outlet for this particular sentence, and that seems a shame really. Also most jobs probably don’t have Rayveness, Keri Windsor, Vicca, and Shayla LaVeaux as visual “aides” as it were. All in all, this job has a lot going for it. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Rayveness, Keri Windsor, Vicca, Sindee Coxx] |
9/26/08 | Occasionally around here we sometimes do things like we said we’d do. Of course other than meaning that none of us has ever worked in Congress, that doesn’t mean that much. Still, we did manage to find the inside scoop on the Inari Vachs party that Mav mentioned on the Members’ Message Board, and that makes him happy. Not that we really care all that much if the Brits are happy all the time, but less whiny always seems a bonus. We should be nice to them, actually, because a great many European states border another country, and so that makes a whole lot of Europeans experts on foreign policy. We need those folks around. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, AVN Awards, Inari Vachs, Exclusive Video, D.Minion] |
9/23/08 | Lon sometimes has a plan. However, Lon occasionally does not have a plan, and this generally occurs when he’s about to spend quality time with various beautiful women. Then Lon’s too concerned about his equipment to form much of a plan. … Fortunately for all of us, Lon’s worrisome equipment in this case turns out simply to be a new digital camera. Now you know it’s safe to enter. [FEATURED TAGS: Erotica LA, Jessica Drake, Stormy Daniels, Miyoko Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion] |
9/19/08 | So we have a 700 Billion Dollar problem and the President says, “Oops. Those darned Wall Street People …. But we’re winning the war. Did I mention?” … Granted it has been some time since Econ 101, but it seems like actually printing money to solve a problem doesn’t turn out to be a very good long-range solution. Still, it is America and we can’t have a whole bunch of rich people all of the sudden becoming poor people. That just won’t do. … On the upside, we’re avoiding the economic issues of the time and using D.Minion’s view of “Innocence” — perhaps as a metaphor for its loss, but still …. We will say here, though, that Latin class was just about as long ago as Econ 101, but maybe we should try to remember this little diddy: nosce te ipsum. Know thyself. … Or at least try to pay attention to history. … [FEATURED TAGS: Alexis Love, Amber Rayne, Jamie Elle, Michael Ninn, D.Minion] |
9/14/08 | Philosophy and Economics provide our focus today, at least if you ignore the whole “Kristal Summers naked and doing a Cam Show” thing. Now we don’t want to criticize over a century and a half of higher education standards in the United States, but if more professors used visual aids like Kristal Summers, we all might learn a lot more easily. At the very least we wouldn’t miss class just because we don’t feel well, or we’re too tired, or we’re hung over, or any such silly reason. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Exclusive Video] |
9/9/08 | Don’t you just love a good palindrome? You know what makes a really fun one? … 41-14 … Now that may not be up there for most of you with “Madam in Eden I’m Adam” but if you happen to be a Monday Night Football fan (well, and you don’t happen to be from Oakland), then 41-14 seems like one of the best palindromes you’ve ever seen. Of course none of this has anything at all to do with Inari Vachs, or anything else we’re talking about today, truth be told. But if you’ve been a Bronco fan for very long at all, you know that you’d better take your “happy mornings” when you can get them. We should mention that you might think carefully about reading something called “Wear for Thou Art” , however. And if you make it all the way through today’s post, you’ll also learn to be careful what you wear around us: We take pictures. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, D.Minion] |
9/6/08 | So we’re back from yet another super-secret movie shoot, and this one we really can’t talk about. The allegations and law suits are flying back and forth like the ball in an Olympic ping pong tournament, and we don’t feel much like being the net (if we might continue the metaphor). However, all remains far from lost as we can talk about a dear individual, Taren Steele. What with all the recent publicity that Governor Palin has given “moms” in general, it seemed appropriate — and a lot safer. [FEATURED TAGS: Taren Steele Video, Exclusive Video, Risque News Insight] |
9/1/08 | In honor of Kristal’s Birthday (!) today, Maverick has been learning about the power of the Press Badge. This time he takes us behind the scenes into an “adult industry only” party at a London club. As you might expect, he didn’t deviate that much from his usual pursuits, as he basically went in search of large breasts. (There’s the “honor of Kristal Summers” part, in case you didn’t notice.) Interestingly, the British (and visiting) Breasts seemed to pale in comparison, understanding of course that your basic Southern California breast actually “tans in comparison” to most others. Still, that’s never diminished our interest in them. We can leer regardless of skin tone. We’re talented that way. [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars.com] |
Filed Under: Miyoko
July 2008 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
7/31/08 | Did you ever do anything really dumb just because a good friend wanted you to? Yeah, well, this doesn’t exactly qualify as jumping off a cliff, or climbing up and painting the town water tower or anything, but we’re still putting up a story today that in good conscience we must simply encourage all of you not to read. For some undoubtedly deeply psychological reason, D.Minion has decided that we’re really all quite interested in a couple of aging domestic animals, and she has gone so far as to provide pictures (to our great shame). That said, we always make it easy for you to skip down to the bottom of an entry just by hitting the little camera icon at the top of the page, and you should definitely do that today. Once there you’ll find that we did manage to sneak in a bit of lesbian shower fun with Taren Steele and Juli Ashton — and there’s not a household pet in site. We really need to define more carefully the kind of Pets we’re interested in here. DM’s obviously quite confused. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Taren Steele Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion] |
7/29/08 | Maverick has taken a break for rebuilding his tour to share his views of Day One of Erotica Los Angeles. The lad likes to visit the U.S. and always has a slightly colorful perception of the trips. Of course Mav would say “colourful” — which sort of typifies the charm we think. We’ve long since tried to correct such decidedly British inflections, just so you know. We’d hate for him to get his knickers in a bunch, after all. [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars.com, Erotica LA, Lexi Love, Natasha Nice, Rebeca Linares, Bree Olson, Sunny Lane, Mikayla Mendez, Stormy Daniels, Sasha Grey, Savanah Gold, Exclusive Video] |
7/26/08 | Blatantly bowing to peer pressure today, we’re going ahead and talking about “the men in porn” — basically because the women around here won’t stop whining. That said, we’re bringing in Alex Sanders and his more than able assistant for the day, Ms. Bree Olson, from back before she was an Adam & Eve contract player, of course. Have you ever noticed that just when you start thinking you’re without peer a bunch of pesky ones start annoying you? Yeah, well, we’ve always thought humility to be an over-rated characteristic anyway. Still, we did bow to the pressure, and for your part, feel free to peer away — as it were. For our part, we’ll simply conclude with the newest male bellow in the office, which seems ironically appropriate when talking about male porn stars: Go Meat! [FEATURED TAGS: Bree Olson, Risque News Insight] |
7/20/08 | Apparently, there has been grumbling among the ranks. Allegedly the senior member of the “team” here has been absent altogether too much as of late, causing the whiners to commence with their harmony. So the senior team member chips in today (with the aid of D.Minion who ranks third on that list, by the way) just to show the whipper-snappers how one should create a proper risqué post. What’s five videos, 130+ pictures, and some 5,400 words between friends, after all. We learn a bit about “Nymphos” and we learn a bit about “Lords of Porn” and those of us in the office learn that the boss eats all the Skittles when he’s here. [FEATURED TAGS: Alicia Angel, Roxy Jezel Video, Audrey Hollander, Nikki Nieves Video, Brittney Skye Video, Kelly Wells, Michael Ninn, Exclusive Video, D.Minion, Risque News Insight] |
7/17/08 | Sometimes even rather technically proficient people will leave a silly little sticky note on your monitor that says something innocuous like “Hey put together that audio interview that D.Minion did with Stephanie Swift at the last convention.” … And then said person pops off to something or other (that will hopefully bring us all nice raises). … Hey, we can hope. … Oh, and on that note, we’ll leave you with some memorable words from the same “sometimes rather technically proficient” person around here: Hmm. If it doesn’t work, at least we’ll always think it should have. [FEATURED TAGS: Stephanie Swift Audio, Kristal Summers Audio, Charlie Laine, Monique Alexander, Penny Flame, Exclusive Audio, D.Minion] |
7/9/08 | You’d think we’d learn. Every time we put up a “D.Minion at a convention” story we’re amazed at the amount of quirky information she manages to uncover — even when she tries to “tame” her approach. Then, naturally, as we go through the process of adding our minutiae (which sometimes turns out not to be all that “minute” if you want to be technical about it) the posts seem to take on a life of their own — typically a very weird life. … Well, you’ll be happy (or maybe sad) to know that we’ve done it again with Erotica LA, 2008. If you do nothing else in life, at least you should try to be consistent, we think. Consistently good occasionally happens as a bonus, but we always strive for that. It’s good to have a plan. [FEATURED TAGS: Erotica LA, Stephanie Swift, Christy Canyon, Miyoko Video, Jessica Drake, Heather Vuur, Heather Vandeven, Justine Joli, Rayveness, Exclusive Video, D.Minion, Risque News Insight] |
7/4/08 | So we decided to make it Kristal Summers week. Although it seems unlikely we’d get much complaint on the matter, we did have some reasoning behind the decision, just so you know. You see, we noticed that it’s the Fourth of July. And what could be more All American than a Beautiful Busty Blonde in Bed? And if you can have alliteration and celebration, you might as well quit while you’re ahead. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Exclusive Video] |
7/1/08 | Reading a book the other day we realized that we don’t say “various and sundry” enough around here, particularly when you realize that this phrase pretty much sums up our lives. So we’re down shooting some more content and we stop for lunch. As we pull in to the lot for our favorite Valley-Local “Burger, Hot Dog, Chinese Food” joint, we notice a new bus stop bench out front advertising a “Topless Truck Wash” . Now presumably they don’t wash only topless trucks, but that’s still not overly odd. It’s LA, after all. Then we pop into a restroom inside and notice an expression of the quickly dying graffiti art written on the wall above the urinal. “Fuck the bitch, Suzie” it said, and it gave the anticipated phone number. Now other than obviously being less elegant than the traditional “For a good time” approach it didn’t really capture our attention until we read the last line reading, “Recommended by Ed.” … Don’t you just love style? Fortunately today we’re discussing neither men’s rooms nor Chinese restaurants that serve hot dogs. Instead we’ve unleashed even more “Dee on KSEX” entries, these being specifically from June 3rd and June 10th – of 2004. And we consider new entries from four years ago falling into the various and sundry category particularly well. Don’t you? [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, D.Minion] |
June 2005 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
November 2001 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
11/28/01 | Don’t get us started on a rant here, but… Deb has had this really great Devinn story laying around for a while, because I hadn’t worked on the pictures. Just as I get them finished another Devinn story is posted. As I always say… It’s hard to get too much Devinn Lane. So here’s more – “Devinn Lane Does a Drive-By-Booby.” [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane] |
11/27/01 | When we questioned the lovely Devinn Lane about her “gifts” for our members this month, she explained they were in response to a “bunch of email” from her members about her “jewelry.” After looking at the pictures, consider us fans of such Piercing Inquiry. Think of Devinn as a veritable fount (as it were) of information. For those of you never fortunate enough to see intimate jewelry up close and personal, here’s your chance. Oh, and there are a lot of “more traditional” pics of Devinn too — not that Devinn could be “traditional” by most definitions. That seems unlikely. [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane] |
11/26/01 | True to our tradition of providing “blasts into our past(s)” we bring you a couple of selections from a half-decade ago, or so. First you can check out the stunning Asia Carrera, shortly after she left Vivid and joined our little group, and then you can look at a woman who didn’t stay around long, but left an impression on many. Her name is Emmanuelle, and if you want to see her in action, check out New Wave Hookers 5or Diva 2. Until then just enjoy the beautiful ride. [FEATURED TAGS: Asia Carrera, Emmanuelle, Risque News Insight] |
11/20/01 | On this day of giving thanks, we at Adult Diary are thankful for a great many things. Somewhere near the top of that list would be gratitude for the opportunity to see lots of Kristal Summers naked. Hey, we’re just simple folk around here, and we enjoy that kind of thing. D.Minion had the chance to accompany Kristal on a Club International shoot recently, and come to think of it, she acted pretty thankful too. There’s a lot of love in this office … and a lot of Kristal in this set. We’ve even updated her Journal through September, which makes it the least amount we’ve been behind on this all year. Aren’t y’all thankful now too? [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers] |
11/19/01 | Since Juli’s off in Jamaica again she decided to leave us with another batch of pictures from an earlier trip. Thanks, we think. Anyway it’s Juli, Devinn, Cheyenne Silver, Becca and even our old buddy Keri Windsor. We like the pictures just fine, but we’re still lobbying to attend the next trip to Hedonism III. We’ll bring a camera, we promise. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Devinn Lane, Cheyenne Silver, Becca, Miyoko, Keri Windsor] |
11/19/01 | You know, we were reading Wendy’s Journal about Jamaica, and she mentioned that she really loved the black and white set she shot there on the beach. And we thought, “Hey, we remember those pictures; they really were great.” So then we thought, “We should put those up for everyone to see.” And then we did. Sometimes the thought process around here is pretty simple, actually. Hey, simple can be good — particularly if it involves Wendy Divine. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine] |
11/17/01 | Our lovely ladies have been busy here as Wendy dropped off the next installment of her Hedonism III Journal, and D.Minion took time away from “set-sitting” to give us a rather bizarre entry entitled Inari is not a “Puff Piece.” We’re not exactly sure what that makes the stellar Ms. Vachs, but it doesn’t really matter as we made up most of the answers anyway. Apparently driving and taking notes are two endeavors that don’t multi-task in the Minion environment. Fortunately, there are lots of pictures. If you don’t want to see Inari in hard-core action, by the way, don’t look at the second page of her pictures. You have been warned … [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, Wendy Divine, D.Minion] |
11/16/01 | Well it looks as though our new “Insider” intern is lobbying for a full-time job here, as she’s chased down some more cool pictures for everyone to look at. We’ve never really considered her sexual orientation, now that we think about it, but she sure seems to have a penchant for picking out beautiful women. Whatever: Works for us. Check out Bunny Love and Nikki Charm, as they are Charmingly Lovely. We’re going to go quiz the intern … [FEATURED TAGS: Bunny Luv, Nikki Charm] |
11/10/01 | OK. Enough is enough. It’s bad when we constantly have to post stories about all the fun people in our little group get to have bopping around the world. It’s much worse when we have to read about what happens on trips we almost got to go on. However, we decided to go ahead and post “Roommates are the View” because worst of all would be to lose these nifty jobs. Kristal Summers, Dee, Inari Vachs and Wendy Divine ALL got to go last time, and we’re starting a petition to mandate our attendance at the next Hedomism III trip. Email D.Minion; she’s keeping count. Did we mention enough is enough? We need a tan … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Dee, Inari Vachs, Wendy Divine, Risque News Insight] |
11/09/01 | We’re catching up around here, and we’ve put up another insider’s view of Juli Ashton’s Night Calls. This time D.Minion catches Juli, Tiffany, and the series’ regular “Call Girls” Inari Vachs and Dee. What more could you ask for? Well you could ask for us to post a story from the July 18th episode a little more quickly, but that would be mean. Thanks for your patience. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Inari Vachs, Dee, D.Minion] |
11/06/01 | Well, what do you know? Maybe wonders do never really cease … We have another entry from our industry “Insider” section, don’t you know. We were wondering if we ever would, and the selection is actually, well, wonderful. Maybe we should just be safe and call it “Wonderlust with Keri Windsor and Ava Vincent.” Or maybe we should just get on with showing you the pictures. We wonder … [FEATURED TAGS: Keri Windsor, Ava Vincent] |
11/5/01 | It turns out that the girls got involved in a Wet T-Shirt Contest while taking time away from the beaches at Hedonism III in Jamaica. It also turns that Kristal Summers WON! It turns out that Kristal has actually never lost a wet t-shirt contest where she was a participant. It also turns out that we’re not in the least surprised. See how Kristal Summers is perfect to a “T” and you’ll see why. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Dee, Inari Vachs, Wendy Divine, Risque News Insight] |
11/02/01 | Now everybody’s getting into the act around here, as Inari Vachs actually rode her bike over to deliver some pictures. While we’re on the subject, we should, in all honesty, point out that she has worse car problems than anyone we’ve ever known — and we’ve know a lot of people. However, we forgive her the mechanical indiscretions in light of the fact that she just looks so damn good naked. You can tell by looking at Inari’s newest “Gallery” entry. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs] |
11/01/01 | In honor of the weather getting cooler, we thought it would be cool to revisit Hedonism III in Jamaica. Wendy chimed in to help by letting us have a copy of the journal she kept while there. Then she helped us out even more with a bunch of naked pictures. We love that Wendy’s so helpful … sexy as all get out too, it seems. Check out her latest journal entry — well, part one, at least — this woman has a lot to say, and show off … [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine] |
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