Right. Kristal in denim. [For the record, a little creative Photoshop allowed us to show ONE of the two shots from this angle available on the two shots from this angle visible in the Members’ Area. You can probably guess what we needed to “modify” a bit.] A new Message Board member, Kirk, happened to mention that he thought dressing Kristal up in overalls and a tube top might make for a dandy visual, and D.Minion happened to read it. She also remembered having taken photos similar to this — a long time ago — so she found the originals and dumped them in our queue. [The two photos they chose to “open” this commentary may not be the most illustrative of the point, but they certainly do not suffer from a lack of an ability to provide interest.] While the photos did not in fact turn out to include the tube top element envisioned, we are hoping Kirk forgives us.
Of course we had already completed our “Kristal in the Shower” portion of today’s festivities, but as DM pointed out, “How can we have too much Kristal?” … Well, we cannot, and thus we do not. We might have a bit of a disjointed Kristal this time around, but we will never, ever have too much Kristal. [Kristal can’t really be disjointed anyway. She’s very limber. … As a Free Side BONUS, we decided to drop in the three photos we could actually use, again courtesy of a bit of Photoshop fun. When Kristal gets naked, she gets really naked, but at least you can tell we weren’t lying about the shower set.]
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Now lacking either the time or the inclination [what with being all upset about some Olympics being in the winter, and all] to try and figure out how to thematically tie these two — separated by more than a decade, by the way — events together, we simply decided to just tell the truth. Seems odd, we know, and if you tell anyone about it, we will deny it later, naturally.
By the way, coming as no surprise, probably, the video elements today have absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with either picture set, but at least they took place fairly recently. That doesn’t always happen around here either. So there’s that. [Hey, we get pretty busy looking a live naked women. We can fall behind on the recorded ones sometimes.]
We have noticed that Kristal seems to be turning in an inordinate number of scenes that begin with her getting a massage lately. [Well, women get smarter as they get older too. She probably works it into the deal.] So if you don’t care about the rubbing part, just skip to parts two and three of the sequence. Of course if you don’t care about rubbing all over Kristal, you’re probably out practicing your “skeleton” runs anyway, so never mind. [How do you even practice that? How many people have a luge run in their backyards? Somebody’s local college have one?]
As you might expect by now, this does not quite conclude our apparent “splatter method” with Kristal today. [To be fair, judging from the video views stats, a good number of people seem enjoy a splatter method as it applies to Kristal.] For whatever reason, included in the painting set were four photos of Kristal — in very fashionable makeup — frolicking naked in the yard. We could have just skipped over them, but that would be silly, now, would it not? [It would. … Although having said that, we couldn’t really show the pictures out here because of the whole “frolicking naked” part. By the time we covered up all the nude parts, you just had pictures of grass and trees. Seems like y’all might have already seen pictures of grass and trees.]
Besides, apparently years before omnipresent cell phone cameras made the Selfie a popular mode of personal expression, D.Minion had already perfected the approach. And we have proof. [Yeah, even with a super-mega-pixel, costs-more-than-a-used-car sort of phone, no one can really improve upon DM’s self portrait. Who knew?]
We’re supposed to point out the shadow across the ribbon for you, mostly because Photoshop Geeks are weird.
