Audrey Hollander Archives

5/28/05	It’s Memorial Day Weekend, as most of the US folks know, and we’re celebrating. True, most Americans likely can’t even remember what we’re supposed to be memorializing (as anyone that’s ever seen “Jaywalking” on The Tonight Show can attest), but a very few people might recall that some people have spent millions of dollars, and some rather more important people have died, giving us the chance to carve our little free niche in the world. So grill some beef. Eat some hotdogs. Play frisbee with your dog. … And try not to be too upset with the fact that banks are closed on Monday. At least most of you don’t have to go to work, after all. Oh, and if you’ve got the time, you might check out D.Minion’s Risqué Retrospective. Nobody died, and not even any animals were harmed, in this little synopsis of time. But, gee, ain’t it funny how time slips away? [FEATURED TAGS: Alexis DeVell, Kaylan Nicole, Norma Jean, Serenity, Shayla LaVeaux, D.Minion]
5/27/05	The Porn Industry hasn’t quite figured out the deceptively important concept of picking a title with care. We tend to name things with what they ARE, rather than what they’re ABOUT. Of course many would say that’s simply because the adult “movies” are exactly what they are about, but those people are still wearing trenchcoats and looking for cheap thrills from a hole in the wall if you ask me. Fortunately, no one asks me much, and so I can spend my time enjoying Dee Directing once again. Also, I don’t blame her for the title. You can now enjoy her too. Let’s not think about the trenchcoat crowd for the whole weekend, OK? [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Ashley Blue, D.Minion]
5/25/05	Over the years we’ve come to understand that it’s always preferable to wake up with a beautiful woman. Sometimes it’s even nice to wake up with three beautiful women, and if those women happen to be Juli Ashton, Julia Ann, and Becca … well, you’re obviously still asleep because you’re dreaming. Still we’re big on vicarious existence around here so you might as well sit back and enjoy something we (very cleverly, we might add) call Sybian Rivalry … OK. Maybe we’re still sleeping too. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Julia Ann, Becca]
5/20/05	So you meet a new person, and you’re still in the getting to know each other stage, right? Well somebody new on the Risqué periphery was describing a friend of hers. “She’s a real Right-Winger,” says the strange new person (who gets stranger by the minute sometimes), “but she’s a closet liberal, because she has gay friends, and even a Jewish one.” Good Grief: One step forward. Two steps back. Eeek! … Aside from the patently offensive implications here, we also saw a dandy opportunity to introduce Night Calls from March of 2005, since we love irony in all of its many forms. You see, this particular Night Calls episode, besides featuring the usual Juli Ashton and Tiffany Granath raucousness, had a group of beautiful female boxers as their guests, and if I ever knew two women that needed a punch in the mouth … well, you just heard from them on the periphery. What a strange world porn makes. That’s what we always say … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Dee, D.Minion]
5/16/05	“Sometimes it’s sweetness and light here in Porn Valley, but sometimes things don’t work out exactly as planned. Here’s the story of a movie shoot, The Dinner Party 3, for Ultimate, directed by Nicholas Steele, that didn’t quite work out as planned.” That’s the introduction that D.Minion wrote for this story. I’ll try again to explain to her that “sweetness and light” are relative terms, but until then you can enjoy the story. And isn’t “light sweetness” a nouveau term for fake sugar? Eeek … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Isabella, Lonnie, D.Minion]
5/14/05	We thought we’d spice up the start of the weekend with a bit of nostalgia, a bit of digital evolution, a small bit of Kristal Summers and Becca, and more than a small bit of Wendy Divine and Eric Masterson. You’ve also learned something for your grilling efforts this weekend. It’s always good to spice in small bits. You can always add more … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Becca, Wendy Divine, D.Minion]
5/13/05	I got fired from my job last week, and I was pretty upset about it. So I was watching the surf, eating a couple of wonderfully spicy carne asada tacos and sipping fresh limeade (that I got from a tiny beach-side place most people never even notice) when I thought, “Hey! Wait a minute. She can’t fire me: I own the company.” Then I felt much better. Still, we’re pretty honest around here, and so if you’ve a mind to hear it, I’ll tell you the story. You can always just look for some amazing Friday the Thirteenth Bonus stuff instead. What did you expect from a guy named Lucky? Oh, and this picture will find its explanation. Really … [FEATURED TAGS: Phoenix Ray, Justine Joli, Audrey Hollander Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
5/10/05	Somehow we woke up on Monday and it became Inari Vachs week. Usually we have at least two or three “groups” working on content for the site, and for some reason everybody ended up with Inari at Hedonism for their “random” selection this time. Maybe it’s something in the water, or cosmos, or something … or maybe a lot of people just think Inari’s really, really pretty … Whatever. We can live with Inari, Shore ‘Nuf … [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs]
5/9/05	OK. So we admit that it’s been awhile since we ventured by the site here, but we’ve been hanging out with Michael Ninn on the set of what we think will be one dandy piece of filmography. Also, we’ve been consorting with various porno babes that think they want our directional advice, and we’ve been reading about famous women that died in 1799. Hey, it’s been a busy week. There are interesting things in the works, y’all … Wait. Isn’t it a curse to live in interesting times? [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, Dee, Audrey Hollander, Michael Ninn]

2/29/04	It seems like that on a rare day such as “Leap Year’s Day” we should celebrate something even more rare. Juli Ashton seems to fit the bill, and so we genuflect anew — albeit obviously with good reason. We all have envisioned the “Dream Date” and Juli on occasion apparently makes these come true. When you consider she took Shayla LaVeaux in tow, you may understand the a mere “every four years” may be too much to hope for … in the “Yes, Sir” Real World … [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Risque News Insight]
2/28/04	A Risqué Mexican Holiday surfaces today, serving a dual function of distracting many from really bad local weather and fascinating the erudite among us with historic trivia. You can read more about “the way it was” or you can just look at pictures of unnamed beauties and wish you got to spend two weeks on the beach with them. OK, we actually do name them, but you’re going to have to deal with the words to find out who they are, unless you can tell from this angle. Life may not be fair, but it certainly seems to be more fair to some than others. [FEATURED TAGS: Vicca, Taren Steele, Risque News Insight]
2/26/04	It’s officially less than a week away from the return of Night Calls from its long hiatus. If you look carefully, you can see that “hiatus” is not really all that far from “Hate Us,” and if you ask most Juli Ashton and Tiffany Granath fans they’d consider those words synonyms for sure. Add in the fact that a scheduling conflict kept D.Minion from the first January show, and then you can sort of explain why Night Calls, January 21, 2004 runs about … oh … TWICE AS LONG as one of D.Minion’s usual stories. Still, it’s Juli and the gang, and we’ll likely forgive them their abscence as we usually do. This episode will also tell you when you should go to Jamaica to meet Juli and Tiffany in person, but you’ll have to be a member to find out. We’re like that. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Audrey Hollander, Tanya James, D.Minion]
2/23/04	Well we’ve got quite the treat for you today as Maverick has continued to work his Photoshop fingers to the bone. He was trying out some new techniques we showed him and decided to choose … well, Kristal … to practice on. Go figure. We also have D.Minion’s account of the very first time we saw Ms. Anais in front of our lens, and Michael has given us some “action” shots from her recent romp with Carol’s favorite Billy Glide. So we’ve got Anais before she was Anais, Anais after she was Anais, and lots and lots of Kristal Summers. Sounds like a fair way to start the week to us … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Anais, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
2/19/04	Thanks to our “Maverick” friend, Dee now has a new section to show off all of her KSEX Archives, and we’re celebrating with one of D.Minion’s recaps from October of 2003. On the downside, you can now see how many episodes we have left to code for your visual pleasure, but on the upside there was not a calendar involved in this task, and so Mav did a perfect job. Hey, free is free … =) [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, Darrien Ross, D.Minion]
2/18/04	“Regardless, however, you can take a look back at Shayla LaVeaux, Kaylan Nicole, Chasey Lain, Jewel, and a very, very new Juli Ashton.” That’s the important part of what we have in store for you today, but it’s lost in a whole bunch of presumptuous advice. It might be best to just skip to the pictures and then enjoy a nice book for the rest of the evening. May we suggest something by Greg Isles? He’s relatively new and very good, and we can’t seem to shake the presumptuous mood today anyway, so why try? Hopefully, it will be better in the morning. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Kaylan Nicole, Chasey Lain, Jewel, Risque News Insight]
2/17/04	While we haven’t always agreed with all of her business decisions, we would be foolish, and appear so to the knowledgeable among you, were we not to admit that few people in the XXX business have ever had the raw sex appeal of Devinn Lane. Back in mid 2002, D.Minion covered one of Devinn’s first web cam shows, and since we seem to be on that tangent this week, we thought we’d show it to you. Life sometimes has a way of switching directions on you, and sometimes that’s sad, but we’ll state categorically (and not for the first time), that Devinn Lane is one very pretty lady. Drop by her site and tell her we said, “Hello” … after you check out D.Minion’s take, obviously. [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane]
2/14/04	What do Mr. Marcus and a Sybian have in common? They can both put some really interesting faces on naked women. It’s Valentine’s Day and what’s more romantic than a nice little interracial threeway? Mr. Marcus, Dee, and Kristal Summers got together for a “Cam Show” a couple of weeks ago, and Carol happened to be around to film the festivities. D.Minion fulfilled her recent trend of delegating writing duties, and a good time was had by all … a very good time. And if you bother to read the story, you’ll see just how wide-spread (pardon the expression) these good times were. There’s a lot of love around here — even more than we thought it seems. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Dee, Carol]
2/13/04	If you’re going to have to face a Friday the Thirteenth, what better way than with an Angel guided by a fellow named Lucky? Today’s Ninn Worx Weekend gives us a preview of Angel Cassidy’s first Feature for Michael called Sex Money Power. Now, we’re all lucky … excellent. [FEATURED TAGS: Angel Cassidy, Dee, Katsumi, Nikita Denise, Isabella, Michael Ninn]
2/12/04	Since we’re upon the Valentine’s Day Weekend we thought to ourselves, “Hey, what could be more appropriate than D.Minion’s coverage of Wendy in Wicked’s Sex and Romance?” Make sense so far? So we’ve got Wendy Divine and Eric Masterson having torrid sex on a table, where Jessica Drake happens to be lunching, apparently oblivious, although it sounds like she snuck a little play in there secretly. Fair enough. Why then, we must ask D.Minion, was the only photo in the set, taken at the highest resolution and highest frame size (an unusual setting for us), the photo below? If this part makes sense, we’re worried. Good thing Mav’s dropping by to save us soon. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine, Jessica Drake, D.Minion]
2/10/04	The lead-in to the local Los Angeles evening news the other night teased with, “Today the Mars Rover took its first microscopic pictures of a nearby rock.” Most of the really good copy writers around here wanted to immediately quit and get a job with “The Southland’s #1 News” if that was the best they could come up with. That really has nothing to do with another episode of D.Minion’s coverage of Dee and the Fat Men on KSEX radio, but we promised to give these wonderful people public credit so they wouldn’t run off and join the Legitimate Press. Bleh. And even though we’re in the middle of the next Innocence shoot for Ninn Worx, Dee finished an Ultimate Pictures movie and continues her twice-weekly Nooner Naughtiness, Kristal Summers continues to line up several more boys to bonk for bucks, Anais shot (yet again) for Suze Randall, and both Georgia Adair and Angel Cassidy are busy putting together budgets and shooting schedules (and those pesky contracts) for each of their respective personal lines (also for Ninn Worx) … even though all of that was taking place, we still managed to buy pizza for everyone for lunch. We think geeks like pizza better than praise. We also think we’ve probably stalled enough. Enjoy! It’s going to be a great weekend, assuming we live to see it … [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, D.Minion]
2/7/04	“Bella” is Italian for “Beautiful.” It is also Spanish for “Beautiful.” That’s interesting. Today’s Ninn Worx Weekend features a whole bunch of beautiful things from Fem: Bella. And that’s even more interesting to us. Enjoy your weekend, and drop in and say “Hello Bella” to Michael! [FEATURED TAGS: Justine Joli, Anais, Wanda Curtis, Angel Cassidy, Jana Cova, Penny Flame, Isabella, Jessica Jaymes, Charlie Laine, Lonnie, Breanne, Charmaine Star, Michael Ninn]
2/6/04	Here’s the story … of a lovely lady … and a bunch of other incomplete sentences. If you have to have a bunch of anything, our opinion is that it should be Kristal Summers. Even when she’s bad, she’s really, really beautiful. You’ve got to love that in a girl … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Breena, D.Minion]
2/2/04	Rarely in life does the opportunity to present both point and counterpoint so clearly develop. Rarely can one both show Yin and Yang, Black and White, The Raiders and The Broncos … Today we have such a chance, and we don’t even care if the groundhog saw his shadow. After all, it’s always sunny in Southern California. So after this weekend’s post of 10,000+ words, today we have three. We’ll even tell you what they are, so you don’t even have to join to find out. It says, “Here it is.” Today we have 96 pictures of Georgia Adair and Dee enjoying each other in the light of a beautiful afternoon in Malibu. If you haven’t read this far before you clicked on the icon, you won’t even know this much when you get there. Yin and Yang … Yup. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Georgia Adair]