Filed Under: Brittany Andrews

August 2016 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

8/30/16 Kristal SummersFor everything there is a season, and for some reason every time we think about that we end up spinning around in a circle thinking, “turn, turn, turn” — which explains why we try not to think about it that much, truth be told. That said, as summer thoughts turn to fall, our Summers thoughts always turn to Kristal this time of year. She has a birthday on September 1st, you see, and having remained one of the office favorites for more than a decade now, we thought we’d be the first to wish her well by jumping the gun a bit on the best wishes. She’s very popular, you know.… [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Sasha Gray]
8/28/16 Angela Stone

CythereasWetWorld

Lascivious Liquidity | part six

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Angela Stone Video, Michael Ninn]

8/27/16 Samantha Bentley

247AdultStars

Pinball Wizardess(es)

[STAR TAGS: Samantha Bentley Exclusive Video, Natalia Forrest Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

8/26/16 Kylie on the Radio

KylieIreland

The Head Porn Star (#52)

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Audio]

8/21/16 Hope

GingerLynn

Kelly Nichols – Angel Vain – Mika Tan – Britney Young – Hope – Zoey Laine

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

8/20/16 Volley to Ball

ReelRisqué

Volley to Ball | vid

[STAR TAGS: Charlie Santana Video, Brooke Cherry Video, Cayden Moore Video, Rachel Starr Video]

8/20/16 Rachel Starr, Charlie Santana, Brooke Cherry, Cayden MooreWinning an Olympic Gold Medal seems as though it would be a truly wonderful thing, although the effort surrounding that achievement would likely follow you the rest of your life. If nothing else, you will need to practice appearing humble every time people look at you with awe. Also, you will need to practice bringing this humble fact up in conversation with strangers every time you enter a new pub and do not wish to pay for your own drinks. … Suppose, however, you won an Olympic Gold Medal for “Men’s Dinghy” at your Olympics. What do you do in that case? … In our case, we decided to feature four women playing beach volleyball, and then progressing in an adult manner when next behind closed doors. We didn’t have to worry about dinghies at all. [STAR TAGS: Charlie Santana Video, Brooke Cherry Video, Cayden Moore Video, Rachel Starr Video]
8/13/16 ViccaWhen you’re very young you can’t wait for your birthday because it means something very special happens. You often get one of your favorite meals, everyone treats you like you’re something special, and — were we being honest — you get presents. After age 21 those reasons probably don’t exist for the most part, except for the well-wishes from friends (hopefully). Then, at some point in most lives, birthdays really lose their luster, but most of us have at least one friend that will point out an essential truth: Having another birthday may suck, but it beats the heck out of the alternative. … Happy Birthday, Vicca. [STAR TAGS: Vicca Video, Nikita, Brittany Andrews, Alyssa Love]
8/10/16 Chantelle Fox

247AdultStars

Chantelle y Lace, señors y señoritas

[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

8/7/16 Missy Monroe and Toys

CythereasWetWorld

Lascivious Liquidity | part five

[STAR TAGS: Missy Monroe Video, Cytherea Video, Michael Ninn]

8/6/16 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Gag Me with a Swoon

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]

8/1/16 Jesse FontanaAt first blush, y’know, as it were, one might think that doing a scene all by yourself in an adult movie might be the “easiest” way to dip your toe in metaphorically — or literally, maybe, if you happen to be really, really limber. Truth be told, ask any female adult star you happen to run across, however, and she will almost certainly tell you that “solo” scenes rank as the most difficult performances, not the easiest at all. Most of us probably learned at a very young age not to make a lot of noise while masturbating, for example. Most of us probably do not risk cramps in our limbs so that lights and photographic equipment might have unobstructed gynecological views. Moreover, the vast majority of us probably do not jump up, spin around, and contort in an entirely different direction three or four times during a single … um … exercise. So remember this as you watch such performances. They’re movies, y’all, made for entertainment. Do not necessarily try this at home. [STAR TAGS: Jesse Fontana Video]

March 2015 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

3/31/15 DeeGoodness but time can get away with a situation around here. In doing just a tiny bit of looking back to “finish” a day in the box cover lives of Juli Ashton and Dee, we were more than a bit shocked to find out that we began the tale clear back in early January. Truth be told, not that much surprises us when it comes to the adult industry anymore, but looking at the same “assets” with two different mindsets can lead to some interesting results. When we started the Essentially Dee Box Cover Day we were thinking, “Dang! We gotta get ready for the convention!” whereas now we have been mainly thinking, “Dang! Taxes suck!” … On the upside, Dee remains perpetually mood-brightening. [STAR TAGS: Dee Exclusive Video, Juli Ashton Exclusive Video, Carmen Luvana, Lauren Phoenix]
3/29/15 Kylie Ireland, Mike Horner

KylieIreland

Cookin’ with Ass

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video]

3/27/15 Brooke Haven

ReelSeduction

A Boner for Breakfast

[STAR TAGS: Brooke Haven, ReelSeduction.com]

3/26/15 Cytherea

CythereasWetWorld

Rocks of Age

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea]

3/25/15 Cate Harrington

247AdultStars

A Miss and a Swing

[STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

3/24/15 Brittany Andrews and Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Casting for Pods with Ginger

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Ginger Lynn]

3/22/15 Shayla LaVeaux & Chantell FoxYou wouldn’t necessarily think so, but some things even in this in business can benefit from a bit of an introduction. Seriously, just saying, “So we thought we’d teach the British woman how to masturbate with a tub faucet …” can use a little setting of the stage. If fact, we do not quite get to the faucet felicity this time around, but we do learn about gender differences as we prepare for the main event. For one thing, women have way better boobs. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Chantelle Fox]
3/20/15 Scarlet Red

ReelSeduction

Scarlet Secretary Seduction

[STAR TAGS: Scarlet Red, ReelSeduction.com]

3/17/15 Kylie Ireland, Bianca Trump

KylieIreland

The Botanic Yankee in St. Patrick’s Court

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Bianca Trump Video]

3/15/15 Sophia Lynn and Renna RyanWe do not tend to be a “big announcement” sort of group around here. For years we have preached to our porn star clients that when they hear one of those once in a lifetime, extra-special, super-duper, incredibly rare pitches that they need to act on immediately, or they will miss out forever and ever, they should not panic. In this business, there will be another one of those next week. Sometimes, however, Reel Seduction happens along, and it really does “bare” mention. (At the very least, we amuse ourselves.) [STAR TAGS: Renna Ryann, Sophia Lynn, Michael Ninn]
3/13/15 Taren SteeleIronically, superstitions rarely come across as anything very “super” if you think about them. That said, on Fridays that happen to fall right after the twelfth of the month, well, we don’t mind pretending a little belief if it gets us invited to the Distraction Party with Taren Steele. Truth be told, we’d swear to almost anything were Taren to ask us. She has that effect on people. Also, she can put your candles out from across the room. [STAR TAGS: Taren Steele Video, Missy Video, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Sharon Mitchell Video]
3/11/15 Pending EuphoriaBe forewarned that when Geeks decide to take a day off from consecutive hours of serious coding, very strange things can happen. For example, they may spend a significant amount of time talking about all the things they cannot tell you yet. They may put together painful puns and cheesy pictorial humor in their attempts to clear their minds. … Of course our Geeks do so with the benefit of naked ladies, so there’s that. … Honestly that makes it a lot better than it could be. [STAR TAGS: Devinn Lane, Nikita Denise, Felecia]
3/8/15 Brittany Andrews and Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

The Nature of Fantasy

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Nikita Video, Kelsey Heart Video, Jill Kelly Video, Timber Video, Brittany Andrews]

 

3/3/15 Kylie Ireland, Shelby Stevens, Lyndon Johnson

KylieIreland

Entertaining AAA

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Shelby Stevens Video, Lyndon Johnson Video]

3/1/15 Stella Cox

247AdultStars

They Call Her Bella Stella

[STAR TAGS: Stella Cox, 247AdultStars.com]

Par for Brittany Andrews

Juli, Julia Ann, Brittany, and Kristal Make A Playboy Video by D.Minion Let’s start at the very beginning. (A very good place to start.) Playboy Magazine was putting together “The 12 Most Important Women In Adult Films” for their March issue. Risqué Girls Juli Ashton, Julia Ann, and Risqué Liaison Brittany Andrews were chosen for […]
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May 2011 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

5/30/11

A great many things in life turn out to be memorable, and today (at least in America) we celebrate some of the most daring sacrifices in our history. We don’t as a rule wish misfortune, however severe, on any person, but the attack on our little benevolent site yesterday morning did manage to peeve us for a couple of hours. You may have noticed the “hacked” warnings if you tried to log on early in the day, which at least means the security settings are acting as programmed. It basically locks everything down so we can find the vermin and exterminate them, but that’s handy too. Having determined the cause of the problem, we will give them this bit of advice, should they be reading risque still: You should move. We know where you live. … On a much happier note, Shayla’s around once again and has helped us take our minds off of people that have nothing better to do than wreak random acts of digital violence. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux] 

Shayla's Definite Improvement on the Traditional Flagpole
5/27/11

Have you ever run across the perfect word, long forgotten in the recesses of your brain, and then found yourself using it all the time over the course of a day? Well that happened to us today, which wouldn’t be that odd except the word happens to be “sycophant” – which really shouldn’t apply all that often one would think. On the other hand we admittedly lead weird lives around here, and we do tend to rather appreciate the efforts of a clever sycophant, so there you go. Maverick also puts forth some effort to pun the last name of Tanya Cox, but compared to the $10 word effort, that just seemed rather simplistic. Regardless of literary merit, however, we’re thinking you will probably like the Tanya video on 247AdultStars.com better anyway. You just can’t reason with some people.  [FEATURED TAGS: Tanya Cox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] 

Tanya Cox, Sans Pox
5/26/11

So who even knew the wind could blow 200 mph on dry land? Presumably some people alive enough to pay attention to tornados back in 1974 might remember, but none of us around here falls into that category. (Well, Gibby and Steve might, but we didn’t ask them out of politeness.) Still, they call it “Mother Nature” for a reason, and we all remember a few times in our lives when mama just felt a need to make her presence more keenly felt – at least before a “time out” became a presumably reasonable method of punishment. In a rather more pleasant vein today, though, we give you Brea Bennett, playing her own version of a woman requiring attention. Interestingly enough, this lesson doesn’t suck at all. [FEATURED TAGS: Brea Bennett Video, Jayme Langford Video, Michael Ninn]

The Eyes of Brea's Storm
5/22/11

Don’t you just hate it when you feel like a complete idiot? All this time we’ve been worried about the NFL Labor Dispute (with capital letters, don’t you know), and the whole time we could have been watching the new Lingerie Football League. OK. So the web site(s) are designed poorly, featuring a user interface baffling to even those of us that do this for a living. Worse, every time you land on a page, when it finally loads, a process that takes way too long (because of poor implementation to go along with the poor design), it will start making horribly loud sounds without you doing a thing. This has been the benchmark for “amateur” for at least the last ten years in web development, by the way. And don’t even get us started on the use of all caps in the meta tags. … Despite all that, though, the League features women playing tackle football in amazingly skimpy outfits. Tom Brady can now just keep on suing whomever he wants for as long as he wants. We’re happy. … Oh! And you can hear about Shayla LaVeaux playing with herself today too. We forgot to mention. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Brittany Andrews]

Brittany Andrews should be in the Lingerie Football League. Right?
5/19/11

You can probably think of a great many ways to apologize, without ever admitting any culpability, of course, because otherwise where’s the skill in that? In our particular case, however, we’ll have to admit it becomes a heck of a lot easier if you have a bunch of Anais footage tucked away. You may have considered as you’ve gone through life, that very beautiful people just don’t seem to live under the same set of rules as the rest of us. Now we’re not arguing with that assessment at all, but we will say that it’s darned handy to have a few of them as friends every once in awhile. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea, Anais Video, Michael Ninn]

Cytherea Helping Apologize Too
5/17/11

Speaking of “Capri” (and D.Minion does that today) … but strange shortish pants don’t encompass the bigger issue here. We need to set the stage a bit … So if you decide to hire a new secretary, and you decide to hire Cytherea for the job. And then if she decides to have sex in the office, you really should think about covering your computers in plastic or something. And if she decides to make that sex a 3-way, and you’re not invited to be one of the three, well, you should probably still get the plastic anyway – and maybe one of those shop vacuums that sucks up liquids too. That would be handy. And finally, you probably never, ever, want Cytherea and D.Minion to roam around the office when you’re not there. Hypothetically[FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea, Lylith LaVey]

Honestly, a REAL Secretarial Pool
5/13/11

Many, many types of smiles can play across a woman’s face, and if men spent more time looking at that part of the female anatomy, we might actually learn to recognize them. … That said, trying to understand women, and Friday the Thirteenth at the same time really seems like too much scariness at one time. Y’all (well, all the Members) can consider Office Darling Capri Anderson her beatific smiles. … Fun word, beatific … (Maybe the world needs more Tifics. You think?).  [FEATURED TAGS: Capri Anderson Exclusive Video, Bree Olsen]

Smile Looks Beatic to Us
5/9/11

For some odd reason, the post for May 1st didn’t seem to go up until after the post for May 5th – and both of them apparently added a day to their intended debuts. While this sort of messes up the whole Cinco de Mayo celebration thing, it does in retrospect demonstrate a May Day! May Day! concept that we pretty much live by all year long. … If you haven’t visited in the last few days it shouldn’t matter, but if have stopped by already this past weekend, you might pop on back to May 2nd (now) and be sure you’re caught up. Actually once you read that particular entry, you can probably guess what happened too. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Raquel Devine]

Something Other Than Code Work
5/6/11

Alfred Hitchcock once said, “There is nothing quite so good as burial at sea. It is simple, tidy, and not very incriminating.” … Given the events of this past week, that seems an oddly prescient view, don’t you think? … Fortunately for those of us not completely fixated on military spending all the time, we have a rather more enjoyable reason to use a couple of different Alfred Hitchcock quotes as D.Minion finishes up her on-the-set piece for Erica McLean’s Flying Pink Pig. If you think about it, this too can tie into more mainstream current events, as we can all be sure that this will be exactly when the government tells us the complete story about anything – when pigs fly. (All things considered, that’s probably a good thing, however.)  [FEATURED TAGS:  Sunny Lane, Nicki Hunter, Emy Reyes, Tessa Taylor, Megan Foxx, Exclusive Video, Erica McLean]

Sunny Lane Explaining How Pigs Can Fly
5/2/11

If you happen to be a male, and you happen to have ever been stuck in a store while a woman tried on a bunch of clothes, then you have a keen understanding of how difficult it can be to look absolutely nowhere at all, yet still keep your eyes open. On the other hand, if instead you happen to be at a shoot with a porn star while she tries on a bunch of different clothes, well, the experience differs dramatically. Basically, you just don’t feel like closing your eyes even for a moment. If all department stores employed porn stars, it would bring a whole level of enjoyment to that boring shopping exercise.  [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea, Kristal Summers Video]

Cytherea Sans Pantalones