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July 2014 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

7/30/14	We consider ourselves fairly fortunate around the risque offices. Of course “Luck” would be not only a relative term but also a penis optional one as we discover. At least when you Wish Upon a Starr at this place, though, you also get a little POV with Penny Flame, and Shayla LaVeaux showing us all that outboard motors don’t really make the boat after all. Whatever else we bring to the table, we have a lot of naked women around here. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Lucky Starr, Penny Flame Video]
7/26/14	Consider the concept of the Shy Porn Star. Odd as it may seem this counterintuitive position happens a lot more often than you’d likely guess. Stars with nearly half a century of experience between them — Francesca Le and Kylie Ireland, in this case — can be too shy to ever just walk up to each other and plan to meet somewhere to have sex. Who knew porn stars can fear rejection just like everyone else? … Well, we knew, but we hardly qualify as normal, at least as you’d normally define the term. [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Francesca Lé Video]
7/21/14	Rarely do we actually encourage people to skip over the “words and pictures part” and just watch the captivating video, but you might give some serious consideration to that little video icon at the top of the page this time around. Radio shows rarely make for good pictures, and when you consider we show basically the polar opposite of nubile naked nymphs in what shots we do have, well, you understand. Take 50+ years of XXX experience in Ginger Lynn and el Jefe de Risqué, and it can get really weird. Now the pictures on CythereasWetWorld featuring Cytherea, Lauren Phoenix, and some lucky (as compared to “Lucky”) dude, those would be worth … considering. [STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Juli Ashton Video, Malice, Cytherea, Lauren Phoenix]
7/18/14	After careful scientific study, we have come to the conclusion that we need almost no excuse at all to have a party. Also, the writers here can make a drinking game out of absolutely anything. So far we have not found a way to turn these rare abilities into whirlwind profits, of course, but we remain hopeful. When you have Georgia Adair and Evan Stone to play with, it becomes pretty easy to keep up hope. [STAR TAGS: Georgia Adair Video, Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com, Michael Ninn]
7/13/14	Having been known as dozens of different things over the past couple of decades, Risque Business has never really earned any recognition for subtlety. Of course it could be that the leaders have been so quietly successful that they have in essence define subtle excellence — or it could be that they subscribe to the philosophy that if you have a position on something, being quiet about it helps no one. Also, it tends to be not nearly as much fun. Sybians, for example, are quite fun, as are Aaliya Love and Kajira. [STAR TAGS: Aaliya Love, Kajira Video]
7/10/14	Performer Eric gets a little cheesy for the cameras today, thus creating the risque interpretation of the famous Ham and Swiss on Riley. … Fortunately you will find further attempts at painful humor to be much easier to avoid as you redirect you full attentions to Riley Reid, and then follow that with a little shayla.com fun involving kind members of the risqué team creating a bit more texture in life. We find educational opportunities everywhere around here. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Riley Reid Video]
7/6/14	One thing about the risque site, whether you love it or hate it, you’d have to agree that we maintain anything but garden variety adult insights on the web. Of course people almost never write in for gardening tips here, so there’s that. For the record, cumulatively we do happen to know quite a bit about gardening too, so if enjoying Rayveness leaves you less than completely fulfilled, bear that in mind. Sure, like that’s going to happen … [STAR TAGS: Rayveness Video, Michael Ninn]
7/4/14	People may choose to celebrate this anniversary of our nation’s birth any way they choose. After all, this date arises much less arbitrarily than that of, say, the birth of Jesus. What the heck, any excuse to watch people blow some stuff up, we always say. Our friends at 247AdultStars even pop by for the party, bearing their own “fetish” gifts, being such good sports about this whole independence thing and all. Come to think of it, when they come over to visit, they do actually drink tea — although they never offer us any. Could have something to do with that nearby harbor. [STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, Stella Cox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
7/1/14	To put a quick, fine point on it: Hulk Hogan and The Undertaker got nothing on Kristal Summers and Tanya Danielle. Honestly, would you rather see big sweaty men with very large muscles grapple, or do topless women with very large breasts sound like more fun to you? Granted it may be More Tussle than Wrestle, but that hardly seems like the important distinction in this scenario. You say “Sean Michaels” to these two duos, and they’ll likely think of completely different people. What a grand world. … [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Tanya Danielle ]

Stars:Aaliya Love| Cate Harrington| Chantelle Fox| Cytherea| Francesca Le'| Georgia Adair| Ginger Lynn| Juli Ashton| Kajira| Kristal Summers| Kylie Ireland| Lauren Phoenix| Lucky Starr| Malice| Michael Ninn| Penny Flame| Rayveness| Riley Reid| Shayla LaVeaux| Stella Cox| Tanya Danielle

Year:2014

Month:July

Related Sites:247AdultStars.com, CythereasWetWorld.com, KristalSummers.com, KylieIreland.com, Shayla.com

April 2014 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

4/30/14	Having thus far fallen short of our collective goal of reaching a lifestyle of pure noblesse oblige, we nonetheless feel obliged to offer a noble effort toward understanding world culture. Of course we used on-set adult star interviews in both the U.S. and the U.K. to serve as our illustration, which we admit may fail some arbitrary “significance” standards when it comes to global importance. So while we may not be solving world economic issues with our looks at Georgia Adair and Cate Harrington, our test subjects have boobs. … We win. [STAR TAGS: Georgia Adair Video, Cytherea Exclusive Video, Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com ]
4/27/14	Arising from peaceful slumber this morning, we had every intention of lounging in our respective peignoirs, fully dedicated to eating bon-bons and reading trashy novels. After using Google to discover the meaning of a couple of those terms, though, we figured out that our lives beat the heck out of any trashy novel plot, so we might as well learn a little something this weekend. While we’re on the topic, though, did you know they still make bon-bons? You can find anything on Amazon. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]
4/22/14	Gift-Giving etiquette dictates that the Thought in the situation takes precedence over any actual eventuality. For our part on the celebratory occasion, we hold that truth to be self evident. … You see, despite what we must say in polite public, not all men were really created equal. Nor were the women. Have you ever seen Jana Jordan entertain a pretty woman? [STAR TAGS: Jana Jordan Video, Brea Lynn Video]
4/20/14	Everyone should be a fan of festive occasions that involve the giving of candy. Some festive occasions, of course, have other “meanings” as we understand it, but honestly they pretty much have us with candy. Naturally we put a risqué twist on “Some Bunny to Love” as we celebrate, thinking most people won’t miss old hard-boiled eggs in the process. As an aside on that topic, we’ll offer up some advice on festive occasions in general: While green eggs and ham might looks basically scary when done, purple eggs and ham can add quite a celebratory flair. [STAR TAGS: Alexis Amore, Jenaveve Jolie]
4/18/14	Today would be a Fine Friday to talk about Intimate Exposures 4 we decided. It could not be a “Good Friday” to talk about it because one of our Fearful Leaders expressed fear of “being zotted” should we label it so. Most of us hold the opinion that actually shooting an adult movie on Good Friday has a much greater Zot-Potential than just talking about shooting a movie, but we could be wrong. Or it could just be that Episcopalians might be a strange bunch. [STAR TAGS: Niki Lee Young Exclusive Video, Sophia Jade Exclusive Video]
4/15/14	Traditionally we try to do something decidedly non-taxing on this day because … well, if you need the explanation, you really need to pay more attention in life. Fortunately the mind of Lorraine Sisco can provide an excellent diversion, and the support staff of Mika Tan, Daisy Marie, Alexis Love, and Jean Valjean helps a lot too. It takes a village sometimes, you know. For the record, we have a darned good-looking village. [STAR TAGS: Mika Tan Video, Daisy Marie Video, Alexis Love video, Lorraine Sisco]
4/11/14	Giving everyone the 4-1-1 today seemed entirely appropriate, and since we try to be appropriate at least annually, we decided to get it out of the way for this year. After careful — dare we say nearly painstaking — examination of Monica Mayhem, Daisy Marie, and Keeani Lei we have decided that the women in adult entertainment hold a much greater significance than the men. Now how many professions outside the WNBA can you say that about? [STAR TAGS: Monica Mayhem, Daisy Marie, Keeani Lei]
4/9/14	Fact vs. Fiction. Porn Men vs. Other Men. … What it looks like taking a shower with Shayla — well, maybe if you were drunk and resting on the floor at the time. Whatever the case, you may think about any of these things today, as you ponder the global craze that might have been the HoPro. … [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Jessica Drake]
4/6/14	Things can be confusing when you happen to be dealing with trying to combine sexual women on camera and concepts like “Best” in the same conversation. Fortunately for everyone, we alleviate all that befuddlement and just make it simple today. With Mia Malkova on tap (as it were) it all becomes perfectly clear. Or else you really won’t care and will be perfectly happy spending an hour or so in consideration of Mia on video and in stills. Either way, we’re cool. [STAR TAGS: Mia Malkova Video, Kimmy Haze, 247AdultStars.com]
4/1/14	Iconic fictional detective Philip Marlowe once remarked, “I like smooth shiny girls, hardboiled and loaded with sin.” Our own Uncle Gibby happens to like Raymond Chandler, and considering the date, A Particular Foolish Fetish seemed like a fine way to honor Gibby for all his hard work of late. A little Anais fit the Marlowe bill nicely, and we might learn a little in the process. Winners all around. No foolin’ … [STAR TAGS: Anais Video, Wanda Curtis, Michael Ninn]

Stars:Alexis Amore| Anais| Brea Lynn| Cate Harrington| Cytherea| Daisy Marie| Georgia Adair| Jana Jordan| Jenaveve Jolie| Keeani Lei| Kimmy Haze| Mia Malkova| Monica Mayhem| Niki Lee Young| Sophia Jade| Wanda Curtis

Year:2014

Month:April

Related Sites:247AdultStars.com, CythereasWetWorld.com, Shayla.com

August 2013 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

8/29/13	As real football games move closer to a reality, D.Minion has us toeing the line on timing her Intimate Encounters 3 BTS Exposé to coincide with Denver preseason games. Not really a football fan herself, though — except for the naps she plans for the third quarter of every game — DM somehow miscounted in developing her strategy. Next week the Meaningful Games begin, so not to give anything away, but you might see the end of DM’s sojourn up a little early on the web, regardless of the date over at the side there.[STAR TAGS: Tasha Reign Exclusive Video, Sophia Knight Exclusive Video, Breanne Benson Exclusive Video, Jeanie Marie Sullivan]
8/26/13	Apparently over in England they have something called the “Late Summer Holiday” which as near as we can tell just means: We couldn’t think of a good reason to take a day off of work, so we’re taking a holiday today anyway Also as you might expect in the “United” Kingdom, the various countries seem to celebrate this holiday on different days. On the upside, since it doesn’t really mean anything, when you celebrate really doesn’t make much difference. Very efficient, that. Now since Maverick lives in London, we decided to celebrate his non-work today, by showing off some of the work he did over here, over yet another holiday, ironically. Any excuse for a holiday works quite well with any excuse for Cytherea and Cheyenne in a tub we figured. We’re clever like that. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Cheyenne Silver Exclusive Video, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Inari Vachs, Phoenix Ray Video]
8/24/13	Preseason football continues today (at least for the important team), and — much more importantly to some people — so does D.Minion’s exposé on Adam & Eve’s Intimate Encounters 3, on set with Chris King. You can see beautiful naked women any time (although granted not many of them look like Tasha Reign), so it makes sense that you might want to watch football first, and kitchen sex next, but you can choose for yourself. Some people make weird choices we have learned. Like some people still visit Indianapolis on purpose, even though they got rid of Peyton Manning. [STAR TAGS: Tasha Reign Exclusive Video, Jeanie Marie Sullivan]
8/22/13	Some of you might have thought that we only get to vote in important elections in November every couple of years. Well, that turns out not to be true. If taxing your knowledge of adult movies and stars seems too difficult, however, you might feel more comfortable helping Shayla think about her new video requirements … or you can just let Cytherea inspire you to some Recreational Nudity of your own. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Cytherea Exclusive Video, Julia Ann Video, Monica Mayhem Video]
8/17/13	Around these parts, when D.Minion has a decree it’s sort of like hearing she went up on a mountain and talked to this shrubbery that was on fire. She knows “exactly” what we must do, and regardless of any violation of our pyrotechnic sense, we just do it anyway. So when she says we will post Day Two of Intimate Encounters 3 in four parts on the next four days the Broncos play, well, filled with admirable religious fervor we exclaim, “Okey dokey.” … Let Tasha Reign. [STAR TAGS: Tasha Reign Exclusive Video, Jeanie Marie Sullivan]
8/13/13	The number “8” being lucky in Chinese culture, combined with the number “13” being unlucky in ours, pretty much meant we had to do something today. Of course seeing as how it happens to be 2013, and the head of this operation goes by the name Lucky, well that just adds to our mystery — although we use the term “operation” loosely here. That said, an adult web site does seem like it should operate pretty loosely, all things considered. [STAR TAGS: Austin Lynn, Hillary Scott Video, Michael Ninn]
8/12/13	Without even meaning to, we have completely solved the education problem in America today. Come to find out, all we really need to do boils down to providing much more interesting visual aids in the learning process. Of course as purely altruistic sorts, we have not even considered that vast wealth that should be coming our way just any day now. Somebody should tell somebody. [STAR TAGS: Kaylan Nicole, Shayla LaVeaux Video]
8/9/13	Most of us have probably never been at work when the woman in our life showed up and said something like, “Gee, honey. You’re working so hard today. Why don’t you lie back and let me give you a blow job while you’re waiting for them to need you again.” Of course most of us never dated Audrey Hollander and worked in adult movies. So there’s that. Somehow D.Minion missed the explanation for that little aside on the set of Nympho 2, but she didn’t miss much else. [STAR TAGS: Hillary Scott Video, Tall Goddess Video, Annette Schwarz Video, Adrianna Nicole Video, Jessica Jammer Video, Stacy Valentine, Audrey Hollander Video, Nikki Nievez, Michael Ninn]
8/8/13	We have this year rather a larger contingency than usual of the “Oh, God, no! Not another football season!” philosophy. As per usual, however, the leader here does not attend that school and thus as a group we remain “interested” fans of the NFL — certainly not overly interested, though. Certainly not that. Some of us still like Cytherea’s new cam show feeds better, for example, although we tend to be quiet about that little fact. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea, Anais, Kylie Ireland]
8/4/13	Clothes may perhaps make the man, but after considering Maverick’s variations on a Cate Harrington theme, we think that clothes don’t really have all that much to do with making the woman. As football season draws near once again, this time we find ourselves quite worried about what may happen to Londoners should an NFL team really be based there. The guys will all be chasing Kinky Cate. They’ll never get any practice done. [STAR TAGS: Summer Brielle, Austin Lynn, Maddison Hardy, Sassy Meli, Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
8/1/13	Having taken a quick poll in the office, it turns out that not one of us can name a single person that has ever darned their socks. Nor can we think of anyone that still makes them with yarn. Despite this evolution into the modern age, though, we nonetheless ended up with “A Darn in the Yarn” for Shayla today. Living with porn stars may not be exactly what you might expect — or it might be, presumably for those with a firm tie to the realities of everyday life — but whatever the case, we do things a unique way with risqué, and we freely admit mistakes when they occur. Apologies take way less effort than defense we have learned. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]

December 2012 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

12/31/12	Who knew that by watching a highly anticipated (well, by some) football game you could be inundated with advertisements for a new television show on AMC featuring “Competitive Taxidermy” of all things? Who knew that taxidermy could be competitive? … Who knew they even still did taxidermy? We have some other thoughts on year’s end today, none of which feature dead animals, just in case you were curious. [FEATURED TAGS: Happy New Year!]
12/29/12	You may not have noticed, but if you put all the College Bowl Games together, you could have a heck of a party. You could wear Russel Athletics or New Era Pinstripes, if you knew what those were, maybe. You’d have Tostitos, Buffalo Wings, Idaho Potatoes, Chick-fil-A, Little Caesars Pizza, and even Beef ‘O’ Brady and Outback to eat. You could decorate the place with roses, sip orange juice while you get some sugar from your sweetie, and even stuff cotton in your ears if she started complaining that you were not fighting her hunger with Kraft sufficiently. You’d have wonderful things to talk about like insurance, or car care, wireless services, or taxes, mortgages, or Korean cars. You could even discuss what the heck scantily-clad women and beautiful race car drivers have to do with web domain registration. Best of all, you’d have a Bell Helicopter to escape if some folks started remembering the Alamo a bit too enthusiastically. … Fortunately, none of that had anything to do with even more Shayla today. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]
12/27/12	Shayla has a special day today well worthy of celebrating. Also in our occasionally not completely behind efforts to bring the really old pages up to modern standards, we will run across some original photos now and again. We weren’t horribly disorganized back in those days, but if someone had told us the sites would last this long, we would have done things differently. … It’s sort of like that old saying, “You know, if I’d have known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.” … Except we still get Shayla naked. That helps a lot with most things. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Alexandra Silk, Missy]
12/25/12	We wish you a Merry Christmas. And if you do not happen to celebrate Christmas, well we wish you a merry day of the miscellaneous variety. We’re friendly that way. [FEATURED TAGS: Kylie Ireland]
12/24/12	Too often in life we lose old friends, whether that be to any of the Big Three options — Sex, Love, Money — or not. Of course “losing” implies a lot of stuff way too deep for discussion here, and sometimes you just want to dance around in a circle like some Charles M. Schultz character not yet burdened by anything really icky — like three dimensions. Say, for example, if you “lose old friends” but then they come back, were they really lost — or simply slapping you upside the face with preternatural insight? … Yeah. We don’t care either. … Basically Kylie makes everything better in our experience. Anything else, well that’s too deep for our pond. [FEATURED TAGS: Kylie Ireland, Anais Video]
12/21/12	We could hardly deny that we have been guilty of perpetrating some fairly tortured logic in our quests to tie miscellaneous bits of our lives together so that we might present it for your viewing pleasure. Of course all of this pales in comparison with trying to explicate poetry from 1788. Fortunately, you can easily enjoy Cytherea — in cam show and still form — as well as Kelly Kline, without any iambic pentameter at all. They are women without meter, after all. [FEATURED TAGS: Kelly Kline, Cytherea Exclusive Video]
12/18/12	We learned on some crime show the other night that a pig’s orgasm can last up to 30 minutes. Now we’re on enough weird Google Search lists somebody keeps compiled somewhere, so we chose not to really pursue the statement any further, but we did realize that if true this sort of adds a whole new dimension to the expression, “In a pig’s eye,” does it not? … Hey, you spend a few hours watching Dee do a DP and a fine Brit offer up Holiday greetings, and see how your brain feels. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Juli Ashton, May, Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com, Michael Ninn]
12/17/12	You have to be careful how much you really think about things, because you can wind up somewhere no one actually intended. Of course we have found that beer does a dandy job in relieving a befuddled state — or at least it seems to — but if you have to drive somewhere, consider ice cream in its place. Whatever the case, you may find simply looking at (or watching) Shayla LaVeaux, as well as Wendy Divine, might be the best approach this time around. Either that or you might need a lot of ice cream. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine, Maya Divine, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Capri Anderson Exclusive Video]
12/12/12	Naturally we had to do an update at 12:12 on 12/12/12 because otherwise D.Minion would be very sad. Worse yet, then we couldn’t make it up to her for 100 years, by which point she’d be not only officially peeved, but also really, really old. Fortunately Mr. Ninn and Cytherea happen by to help us reach our desired goal, even if the precise timing might be a bit difficult to prove in court or anything. If it’s always 5:00 somewhere, then it stands to reason that it’s always 12:12 somewhere too, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Jana Jordan Video, Cassidey Video, Renee Perez Video, Brea Bennett Video, Nikki Kane Video, Shayla LaVeaux, Vicca, Shayla LaVeaux, Ashley Renee, Paisley Hunter, Payton Alexander, Ruby, Kortknee, Emanuelle, Jill Kelly, Michael Ninn]
12/10/12	In case any of you were thinking about moving into the middle of nowhere to be with Steve, he has some excellent news for you. Although the temperature outside when he woke up yesterday morning had only reached nine degrees, by mid day the thermometer had skyrocketed to a balmy ten on the Fahrenheit scale. … OR you could plan on meeting Kristal in Florida next time she visits. All in all, that might be warmer. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video]
12/7/12	Most of you have probably barely been able to contain your excitement at the prospect of catching even a glimpse of Cytherea’s personal valet, MrT, in some photographs. Well, we can happily tell you that your wait is finally over! Woo-HOO! … Now we did have to surround those two or three important photos with a bunch more of Cytherea shaving and getting tattoos applied to make her scars less distracting on video, of course. But you can just ignore all those annoying porn star images and enjoy MrT — at least his hands and the back of his head. In case you were curious, Cy does always use waterproof temporary tattoos. Turns out that’s a good thing. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Video, Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, Natalia Forrest Exclusive Video, Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
12/4/12	You probably noticed that we have all now officially reached the season where we can start thinking about the cool presents we want other people to give us for free again. True, retailers seem to be making “this time of year” fall earlier and earlier on the calendar, but once we hit December it seems fair for all of us to acknowledge it in general. Even if next year they start advertising Christmas right after the 4th of July, we will still look forward to the holiday offerings from Sam Phillips, actually. She has a unique way, that Sam. [FEATURED TAGS: Sam Phillips, Tasha Reign, Breanne Benson, Sophia Knight]
12/2/12	Lamentations abound today regarding the rapid demise of Flash becoming more and more apparent. Less bothersome to our leadership at least will be the reference to the public disintegration of a heretofore quite pompous organization in the National Football League. On the off chance that neither of these two topics hold any interest for you, we sneak in an announcement that might, and if that doesn’t work we have over 30 minutes of video that might give you a pleasant “mind space” in which to ruminate — or whatever. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Kylie Ireland, Cytherea Video, Michael Ninn]

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