3/31/16 |
Shayla In Celebration of Hairspray[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Ashley Renee Video, Paisley Hunter Video, Payton Alexander Video, Michael Ninn] |
3/28/16 | You look behind the curtain in any business and you will almost certainly find some fairly bizarre methods of reaching decisions, not to mention some possibly questionable values inherent in those. Most of the time this happens purely by the passage of time as generations of workers apply their methods to the “new” realities. Given this fact, we have decided that at the very least one should have beautiful naked women around the core decisions. They’re not necessarily smarter, or kinder, or in any way better suited (without suits, obviously) to make evolutionary changes, but they’re simply a lot more fun to look at when executives get it wrong. These Good-Hearted Women also make good friends and excellent party guests. [STAR TAGS: Anais, Kaylan Nicole Video, Sindee Coxx Video, Michael Ninn] |
3/27/16 |
GingerLynn Ashley Blue – Jeanie Marie – Amber Lynn – Zoey Foxx – Kiki Daire – Jade Aspen… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
3/26/16 |
KylieIreland Put Out to be Put On[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video] |
3/24/16 |
CythereasWetWorld Felicitous Foreplay Falderal[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video] |
3/21/16 |
KylieIreland The Mystery Guest (#19)[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Audio] |
3/20/16 |
GingerLynn Brooke Lynn Santos – Brandy Aniston – Emily Kae – Raven Rockette – Sabrina Deep – Lucky Starr… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
3/19/16 |
KylieIreland Where Legends Are Laid[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video] (corrected) |
3/18/16 | We have a new plan for next year: We have decided to try making the final Erin(s) Go Braless selections before beginning the various hypotheses on the best way to create the optimum green beer. (By the way Moretti La Rossa won this year, in case you care.) Of course all of that being said, whether or not we remember this strategy may depend upon the amount of non-green beer we employ in experiments before that time. On the upside, only missing by a day makes this the earliest we’ve been late all year. Yay! [STAR TAGS: Happy St. Patrick’s Day!] |
3/15/16 | Every time we go to one of the big industry conventions we begin anew missing the elegance that Michael Ninn brought to the genre. Sure there continue to be some very fine directors that do some very fine work — even a bit of it quite beautiful — but Michael just had a way with talent, and quite simply with light that sets him apart from mere mortals. Since he celebrates his birthday on this date every year, we miss him and thank him all at the same time. We have all made it one more year appreciating keen aesthetics, if nothing else. Nobody likes stupid aesthetics, after all. [STAR TAGS: Justine Joli Video, Audrey Hollander Video, Michael Ninn] |
3/13/16 |
GingerLynn Tera Patrick – Tessa Lane – Britney Amber – Ava Green – Hyapatia Lee – Miley May… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
3/12/16 |
ReelRisqué Thar Shes Blow | pics & vid[STAR TAGS: Lexi Love Video, Maria Belucci Video] |
3/9/16 |
Shayla Bed Spread. Literally. Two Kinds.[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Norma Jeane Video] |
3/8/16 | You just have to admire a guy that quotes both Forrest Gump and an Epistle to Timothy in his retirement speech. We started out to do our own speech today, admiring a couple of our own friends with a complimentary nod to new tours from both 247AdultStars and Shayla. About that time Mr. Manning came on television, though, and gave his final address as an NFL player. Now we know how so many of those opposing teams have felt over the years. The dude smoked us. … But we can still offer Breast Wishes Going Forward. That should count for something. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Kristal Summers, Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
3/7/16 |
247AdultStars All That and A Dildo Too[STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
3/6/16 |
GingerLynn Shae Snow – Melissa Jacobs – Priya Rai – Alia Janine – Alessandra Noir – Kendra Cole… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
3/3/16 |
CythereasWetWorld “A” is for … Well, Y’Know…[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video] |
3/1/16 |
KylieIreland Playing Dirty[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video] |
Filed Under: Cate Harrington
March 2015 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
3/31/15 | Goodness but time can get away with a situation around here. In doing just a tiny bit of looking back to “finish” a day in the box cover lives of Juli Ashton and Dee, we were more than a bit shocked to find out that we began the tale clear back in early January. Truth be told, not that much surprises us when it comes to the adult industry anymore, but looking at the same “assets” with two different mindsets can lead to some interesting results. When we started the Essentially Dee Box Cover Day we were thinking, “Dang! We gotta get ready for the convention!” whereas now we have been mainly thinking, “Dang! Taxes suck!” … On the upside, Dee remains perpetually mood-brightening. [STAR TAGS: Dee Exclusive Video, Juli Ashton Exclusive Video, Carmen Luvana, Lauren Phoenix] |
3/29/15 |
KylieIreland Cookin’ with Ass[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video] |
3/27/15 |
ReelSeduction A Boner for Breakfast[STAR TAGS: Brooke Haven, ReelSeduction.com] |
3/26/15 |
CythereasWetWorld Rocks of Age[STAR TAGS: Cytherea] |
3/25/15 |
247AdultStars A Miss and a Swing[STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
3/24/15 |
Shayla Casting for Pods with Ginger[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Ginger Lynn] |
3/22/15 | You wouldn’t necessarily think so, but some things even in this in business can benefit from a bit of an introduction. Seriously, just saying, “So we thought we’d teach the British woman how to masturbate with a tub faucet …” can use a little setting of the stage. If fact, we do not quite get to the faucet felicity this time around, but we do learn about gender differences as we prepare for the main event. For one thing, women have way better boobs. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Chantelle Fox] |
3/20/15 |
ReelSeduction Scarlet Secretary Seduction[STAR TAGS: Scarlet Red, ReelSeduction.com] |
3/17/15 |
KylieIreland The Botanic Yankee in St. Patrick’s Court[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Bianca Trump Video] |
3/15/15 | We do not tend to be a “big announcement” sort of group around here. For years we have preached to our porn star clients that when they hear one of those once in a lifetime, extra-special, super-duper, incredibly rare pitches that they need to act on immediately, or they will miss out forever and ever, they should not panic. In this business, there will be another one of those next week. Sometimes, however, Reel Seduction happens along, and it really does “bare” mention. (At the very least, we amuse ourselves.) [STAR TAGS: Renna Ryann, Sophia Lynn, Michael Ninn] |
3/13/15 | Ironically, superstitions rarely come across as anything very “super” if you think about them. That said, on Fridays that happen to fall right after the twelfth of the month, well, we don’t mind pretending a little belief if it gets us invited to the Distraction Party with Taren Steele. Truth be told, we’d swear to almost anything were Taren to ask us. She has that effect on people. Also, she can put your candles out from across the room. [STAR TAGS: Taren Steele Video, Missy Video, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Sharon Mitchell Video] |
3/11/15 | Be forewarned that when Geeks decide to take a day off from consecutive hours of serious coding, very strange things can happen. For example, they may spend a significant amount of time talking about all the things they cannot tell you yet. They may put together painful puns and cheesy pictorial humor in their attempts to clear their minds. … Of course our Geeks do so with the benefit of naked ladies, so there’s that. … Honestly that makes it a lot better than it could be. [STAR TAGS: Devinn Lane, Nikita Denise, Felecia] |
3/8/15 |
Shayla The Nature of Fantasy[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Nikita Video, Kelsey Heart Video, Jill Kelly Video, Timber Video, Brittany Andrews]
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3/3/15 |
KylieIreland Entertaining AAA[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Shelby Stevens Video, Lyndon Johnson Video] |
3/1/15 |
247AdultStars They Call Her Bella Stella[STAR TAGS: Stella Cox, 247AdultStars.com] |
December 2014 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
12/31/14 |
Anyone can put together a boring old “year in review” sort of thing, and other than making you sad for all the people that died, they really don’t stick with you much. Think about it: How many things reviewed in 2013 do you still recall? … Taking our typically atypical approach at risqué, though, we have attempted what we hope will be a much more memorable exercise, that being a Rear In Review. Already adds a whole new dimension to rear view mirror, does it not? [STAR TAGS: ?] |
12/27/14 |
If you happy to be friends with Shayla LaVeaux, you get to celebrate a lot at the end of December because she also has a birthday then. And for the record, never once has anyone even claimed to us that she was actually born in the spring. So that makes her really special! You [keep] Go[ing] Girl! [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]
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12/25/14 |
Mele Kalikimaka … Feliz Navidad … Joyeux Noël … Frohe Weihnachten … Meri Kuri … even (allegedly) … Sheng Dan Kuai Le and С Рождеством … That certainly doesn’t cover everything, but it splatters it a bit, and many would say that’s essentially what we’re about around here at Risqué. … Basically, Merry Christmas, everyone, unless we can’t say that anymore either in which case, SHHHH… [STAR TAGS: Caroline Pierce] |
12/23/14 |
We must confess to being more than a little disappointed to learn that the trophy for our favorite college bowl game — “The Famous Idaho Potato Bowl” — happens to be literally a bowl perfect for filling with potatoes. Worse yet, nowhere on this pedantic interpretation of the event does the trophy have engraved what should obviously be the event motto: This Spud’s for You. … No one ever really asks our opinion about important matters. It’s hard to believe, right? On the upside, commune friends do send Holiday Greetings, and we get to pass them along. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Stella Cox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
12/19/14 |
You take four little words, say, Play Misty for Me, and you might come up with a surprisingly scary movie from a decade when people tended to pretend that Fonzi was tough. Change those four little words around, however, to Play for Me Misty and you get an entirely different feel for the experience — as it were. All in all, we like our version better. Clint probably would too, should anyone ask him. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Misty Rain Video, Caressa Savage Video, Felecia Video, Kim Kitaine Video, Sindee Coxx Video, Lucky Video] |
12/13/14 |
We basically had to post on this day, because we’d have to wait 100 years for another 12-13-14 to come along, and who knows what risque.com will look like after another century? If nothing else, that column of years and months that serves as an index will be one truly complicated sucker. So with Kylie being ever the romantic, Cytherea giving us a potential reason not to hate traveling, and Maverick sharing adorable U.K. star Cate Harrington, we decided to go for it this year. Naturally this post should have gone live at exactly 10:11, and it probably did. It’s always 5:00 somewhere, right? [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland, Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, Cytherea Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
12/7/14 |
If you lack familiarity with the comic strip “B.C.” you may not be aware of the concept of being Zotted, but should you find yourself curious, you may certainly email D.Minion and she will fill you in. She has spent the better part of this weekend staying “far away” from all the irreverence on display today, and yet we feel confident she will in fact pay close attention to Justine Joli, Sarah Blake, Alexandra Silk, T.J. Hart, Summer Storm and Kate Frost once this risqué episode goes live on the web. Sometimes, as it turns out, people ignore all the really smart stuff we say and just pay attention to the beautiful, sexual, women. It boggles the mind, you know, unless the mind has already had its attention diverted. [STAR TAGS: Chasey Lain, Justine Joli, Sarah Blake, Alexandra Silk Video, TJ Hart Video, Kate Frost Video, Summer Storm Video] |
12/2/14 |
Somehow it became December, and nobody told us. When you live without real seasons, dates can kind of sneak up on you, so people in California can be a little out of touch even without the whole lost in the porn business thing going on. Rest assured, however, that we have wonderful, amazing — stupendous, even — news on the horizon that will make all of our distractions seem understandable. The fact that this news has become a Christmas present rather than the originally intended Halloween present, well, we try not to think about that. Fortunately Victoria and Linn help us accomplish that mental feat. [STAR TAGS: Victoria Zdrok Video, Linn Thomas Video, Natalia Forrest Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com, Michael Ninn] |
August 2014 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
8/31/14 | Apparently, “That which does not kill us makes us stronger.” It follows as a corollary, however, that Those who make us stronger, then, certainly need slapped a good one, because they might be trying to kill us. We looked it up on the Internet, and you still can’t just go around killing people, but as near as we could tell, simply glaring at them while hoping their favorite sports team losing the next 100 games in a row would be just fine. Even D.Minion cannot completely whitewash the treatment of poor Georgia as the saga continues. [STAR TAGS: Georgia Adair, Paola Rey, Theresa Ilova, Michael Ninn] |
8/30/14 | Ten years ago this month Georgia Adair did her last professional movie, the end of her custom trilogy from Michael Ninn called Becoming Georgia Adair, Chapter III. At the time we decided to hold off an entire decade before telling this story, naturally having absolutely no realistic expectation that we would still be not only operational, but expanding, when the years had passed. Well, they did, and D.Minion begins with the first of a “Three-Day Weekend” with Michael Ninn and the inadvertently abused Sweet Georgia. [STAR TAGS: Georgia Adair, Harmony, Michael Ninn] |
8/27/14 | Anyone who has ever had to memorize the nuances of Strunk and White understands that they could have been a bit more interesting had they chosen a bit more riveting of a subject matter. A study of Elements of Good Sex, for example, would likely have ensured full attendance in every class. Fortunately for us, the ChickaDees break into the writing ranks today, with just such a topic. Oddly, never once did any of us question the location of even one punctuation mark. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Dee Video, May Video, Paola Rey, Marlie Moore] |
8/23/14 | Everyone loves sports. (OK. So maybe not everyone loves sports, but all of the sane people do.) Even people that enjoy sports, however, may not enjoy boxing so much, and not even because sometimes one of the contestants gets an ear bitten. Understanding that, though, we still think pretty much everyone will enjoy Topless Boxing, at least when the two opponents happen to be Kristal Summers and Tanya Danielle. Nobody was keeping score that we could see, and yet no one seems to mind. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Tanya Danielle Video] |
8/20/14 | We have a new plan here: We need to do a new tour for DeesClub.com every couple of months because we have to add a whole bunch of explicit content in the Members’ Areas just to … um … illustrate whatever point we were making in the sales pitch. People write in and ask questions, or end up looking for something specific, and what can we do except keep showing more and more explicit Dee? … It’s a dirty job … [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Inari Vachs Video, Devinn Lane Video] |
8/14/14 | If you get a little sneak-peek at news in Dee Land, you’ve already had a pretty darned good day. Mere donuts cannot hope to compete with Dee on a lazy weekend morning; heck, Dee’s even better than bear claws — and we like bear claws a lot around these parts. Throw in a little celebratory Cate Harrington from over in the U.K., and the meaninglessness of the preseason games may not even depress you. [STAR TAGS: Dee Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers, Juli Ashton Video, Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
8/11/14 | Only we could end an article with “Hair today. Gone tomorrow.” and have it not be about shaving. On the other hand the massive sensory overload created by Cytherea, Shayla LaVeaux, Jill Kelly, Kylie Ireland and Shane at least explains the cause. Interestingly enough, not all causes for mistakes have blame associated with them. You think it has something to do with beautiful naked women? [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Jill Kelly Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Shane Video, Cytherea Video] |
8/8/14 | Sometimes we lament the difficulty of our jobs. Technology changes at an amazingly rapid pace, and the entire Risque Commune relies on us to keep abreast (as it were) of the latest gimmicks and gadgets so that everyone’s members have the best possible experience. Standards change. The “average” consumer gear gets increased capabilities without them buying anything new, or doing anything differently. Then we have a couple decades’ worth of experiences to try and correlate with Terabytes of stored “assets” (again, as it were), while every day the cast of characters changes. It can be overwhelming. … Then we think about all the beautiful naked women involved with the jobs, and we think, “Oh, right. Nevermind.” [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Dee Video, Inari Vachs Video, Drew Hurlie, Logan LaBrent] |
8/3/14 | There are those that might consider finding a lost masterpiece in their grandparent’s attic a rare occurrence. There are those that might consider finding proof of the Loch Ness Monster or Sasquatch pretty much unbelievable, no matter how convincing the argument. To celebrate Uncle Gibby’s birthday today, though, we have news of something even more mind-boggling: Somehow he actually found a strip club he had never visited in the entire Great Lakes, Mid-America region. Since he’s off drooling over Jayden Cole while correcting his strip club omission this weekend, though, we will share his gift with everyone. That’s more than Gibby’s going to want to do with Jayden. … [STAR TAGS: Anais Exclusive Video, Elizabeth, Mia Smiles, Dee, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Michael Ninn] |
8/1/14 | You have probably noticed that we tend to read a lot of books around here. In fact we always ask “What’s the last book you read?” when we’re looking for new people to help. Up until last week, though, no one had ever mentioned Steve Harvey and his Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man. We certainly do not wish to cut into Mr. Harvey’s royalties or anything, but we can explain men with photos without using any words at all. [STAR TAGS: Happy August!] |