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January 2010 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

1/31/10	Ah, but we love these “Performer of the Year” posts. OK. So we love them even more when we happened – some months ago – to suggest to Mr. Ninn that should his new company really wish to lock up at least one contract player, this woman would be an extraordinary choice. Well, Michael did not in fact sign Tori Black, and ironically her continuing freelance status undoubtedly led to her ability to work enough to capture her lofty title. Still, it seemed like a dandy turn to the more traditional around here if we’d pause our “Seen Behind the Scene” on the industry and just provide some video evidencing that occasionally even AVN gets it right. [FEATURED TAGS: Tori Black Video, Michael Ninn]
1/29/10	Highlighting our dedication to really funny t-shirts, we thought we’d share our favorite entry at the Adult Entertainment Expo this year. It read: I got a dog for my wife, and it was the best trade I ever made. … So it’s not exactly Shakespeare, but it does contain a charming pithiness, don’t you think? Well, speaking of endearing pith (and not Shakespeare), we’re continuing our bizarre (even for us) approach to the AEE coverage with D.Minion’s Behind the Scenes look at the filming of those silly and highly entertaining “Intermission Skits” – which AVN uses at the Awards Show while important and necessary things are happening back stage. Rumor has it that Uncle Gibby has video footage from the audience, he having somehow snaked a “VIP All Access” pass to the event, but we’ve seen nothing official confirming that. We’ll keep an eye out, though, even as we’re off to the store to buy a Snuggie. Then we plan on seeing if we can get Monique Alexander to get into it with … basically anyone in the office she chooses. We’re all pretty much on the same page as far as that goes. [FEATURED TAGS: Sunny Leone, Riley Steele, McKenzie Lee, Kayden Kross, Ashlynn Brooke, Belladonna, Alexis Texas, Monique Alexander, Stormy Daniels, Georgia Jones, Faye Reagan, Ron Jeremy]
1/26/10	As it turns out, the higher the quality of the assets you’re dealing with, the better your equipment needs to be in order to handle it. … Hmm. That’s sort of like dating porn stars if you think about it. … Well, much to his current (and ongoing) dismay, Maverick doesn’t happen to be dating any porn stars at the present, but he does get invited to their parties often. Since he couldn’t handle the low-light video with his system in London, he did have to wait to come to the home office in sunny Southern Cal in order to ready the clip for posting, however. Consequently, the “Christmas Party” reference might seem a bit “dated” (as it were). On the other hand, the concept of beautiful women drinking and getting naked on a dance floor does seem to be one that transcends seasonal interest. We’re fine with it. [FEATURED TAGS: AdultStars247.com, Cate Harrington Video, Katie K Video, Faye Rampton, Saucy Sally, Tanya Cox, Sarah Kelly, Michelle Moist, Tracey Lain, Exclusive Video]
1/23/09	Now we’ve done a lot of fairly bizarre things on the web over the years, but as far as we know today will constitute the first time that we’ve ever posted what boils down to an open email correspondence to the dozen or so aspiring Porn Starlets we talked to at the convention a couple of weeks ago. Perhaps this approach will turn out to be a little less insulting than getting what would have to amount to a glorified form letter (without all that much glory, truth be told), or perhaps the comely lasses may still take offense. We can say for certain, however, that the Members continue to get industry insights that you just can’t find anywhere else. … Of course they’ll have to decide for themselves whether or not this constitutes a good thing. [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair]
1/18/10	Have you ever noticed that the fancier and more sophisticated you get in your work, the longer it takes to accomplish it? Maybe we just get pickier as we get older; that could be it. Whatever the cause, we’ve come up with yet another technical advancement around here, put in place via the newsworthy Expo we just left. It’s darned impressive, if we do say so ourselves. (And honestly, sometimes in life you need to say so yourselves.) These days people get bombarded with a sheer volume of information via the Internet to such an extent that nice people like us need to help. We live to serve you know. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, Exclusive Video]
1/12/10	You’ve probably heard this a lot of times over the years in various contexts: We’re BAAAACK. Now you’ve probably not heard it all that often when you happen to be talking about a group of rapidly aging journalists attending a big honking porn convention, but life has curious turns, so maybe you have. That said, if you’ve been a Member here for very long you understand how hanging around with young, beautiful, people who happen to make their living having sex on camera can provide a youthful influence to any life. Let’s look into that, shall we? [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, Devinn Lane, Miko Lee]
1/6/10	True to our occasional form we take awhile to get around the point today, so you might think about just clicking that handy-dandy video icon at the top of the page, thus skipping all the rationale (and metaphysical aspirations) that basically come down to today’s system being an excellent way to torment those we love. Uncle Gibby’s moving into a new phase of the “Commune Risqué” this month, so we’re Suitably Celebrating with Anais and Dee. Hey, if anyone can think of a better way to celebrate than that, please let us know. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Dee Video, Anais Video, Michael Ninn]
1/3/10	Generally when we create this “New Stuff” part of the current site entry, we decorate it (while providing a handy visual link to the story) with a thumbnail graphic culled from the story itself. It’s quick. It’s easy, and it makes sense. Occasionally, though, we do weird things around here, and whatever’s on tap for the day doesn’t actually have a quick and ready graphic for us to multitask here. That happened on December 7^th, but little did we know that this one puny image would actually spawn emails full of curiosity. Well, we decided to answer that question, and pose a few more. Even though we’ve all embarked on a New Year, some things really don’t change all that much. [FEATURED TAGS: Charlie Laine Video, Michael Ninn]
1/1/10	The date pretty much says it all here, right? Sadly this could describe way too many dates you’ve had in your life as well, a topic we’ve promised to avoid in the Commune Team Risqué Resolution this year. Putting decade upon decade of experience together we’ve come up with a fail-safe New Year’s Resolution System, and if you want to borrow it, feel free: Aim Low! Disappointment can be really depressing, so we’ve found it best to avoid it as much as possible. For example, we all Resolve to continue to adore Krispy Kremes this year. … See? You can do this. … We also have other Resolutions that involve many, many naked women, but you’ll have to hang around a bit to figure some of those out – the resolutions, not the women. (You can’t figure women out. Decade upon decade of experience has taught us this too.) [FEATURED TAGS: Happy New Year!]

June 2006 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

6/29/06	We have a curiously brief report on Erotica LA today, possibly having something to do with D.Minion’s sudden (and almost unexplained) incapacity. Gee. We just can’t figure out what happened. But there are 60 pictures here, and some video clips of items seen at the show that almost uniformly have no practical application. Come to think of it, that pretty much defines our goal in life. Hmm. [FEATURED TAGS: Erotica LA, Lorraine Sisco, Julia Ann, Jessica Drake, Christy Canyon, Ginger Lynn, Exclusive Video, Lon, D.Minion]
6/25/06	LA Erotica was actually a bit wackier this year than it has been historically, and we’re blaming D.Minion. That seems fair since she’s been hanging out with Lorraine Sisco altogether too much and has plastered us with 310 pictures, a secret mpeg, and 3000+ words covering the bizarre second day of Lorraine’s The Catalyst. These two women should quit hanging out so much together, and so we’ve decided just to tie DM to a chair in the office, or maybe to one at her house so she could commune with her cat. We’re definitely breaking her keyboard, so enjoy these Mega-Epics while you can. Some day we’ll look back on this and laugh … She swears. [FEATURED TAGS: Lorraine Sisco, Faith Leon, Daisy Marie, Adriana Sage, Emily Marilyn, Marie Luv, Jassie, D.Minion]
6/20/06	It’s a bit of nostalgia, with stories of a young Devinn Lane, and it’s a bit of awe, as we look at all the Wicked Pictures can do with a DVD release, and it’s more than a bit of the shamelessness that makes us loveable that we’re offering today. Well, maybe we’re not loveable, per se, but that’s really the only word we could think of on the spur of the moment, and we didn’t want to delay you any further from D.Minion’s review of Wicked’s Camp Cuddly Pines Power Tool Massacre. Don’t pay attention to us when there are beautiful naked women to look at for goodness sake …. [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, Jessica Drake, Stormy Daniels, D.Minion]
6/19/06	Well don’t everyone fall off of their chairs or anything, but we’re back again. The new system seems to be working remarkably well (although we’ll almost certainly regret saying that). We’re going with just a typical little D.Minion story today, this being her “pre-production observations” of Sacred Sin. We looked at the entire story in Word and learned, much to our dismay, that the entire discourse covers some 10,027 words. Since a picture is worth a thousand words, our immediate suggestion was to just give y’all a dozen pictures and let you keep the change. D.Minion’s look was not one of adoration at this suggestion, however. So we’re breaking it up, and we promise to get through it all – if for no other reason than everyone here is pretty much afraid of D.Minion. Women in their 40’s get a little scary you know … . [FEATURED TAGS: Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
6/18/06	This isn’t so much a “let’s see if this works” kind of thing as it is a “OK. Fine. We’ve been promising you we’d do this since the Dark Ages (translation: Before Sacred Sin), so now we’re finally doing it.” sort of thing. That said, we still ended up with a rather intimate portrayal of a Fine English Lass named Faye, courtesy of our friend Maverick. Granted, Mav sometimes forgets to focus, and he never once looked into the background of the shot, but considering what Faye was doing and what she was (or was not) wearing, we can kind of understand the scattered approach. For an evolved amateur, Maverick seems to be catching on just fine. He even included a couple of variations on a video theme that we’re just going to stop talking about now, and for the record, we’re just going to assume he’s not the “P” in “POV” … . [FEATURED TAGS: Faye Rampton Video, Exclusive Video, Maverick]
6/17/09	Experimentations and Confirmations continue as we struggle desperately to find something to serve the dual purpose of being interesting for you, and giving us a chance to stretch the limits of our server capabilities. The first video footage of Michael Ninn’s big movie for 2007 and the first explicit images of New Ninn Contract Star Heather Vuur seemed like they might suffice. Hey, you make do with what you have to; that’s what we always say. It’s a dirty job … . [FEATURED TAGS: Heather Vurr Video, Heather Vandeven Video, Jassie Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
6/17/06	Those of you that have been members for awhile will recognize the “Gee, we tried to automate the mechanics here, and we’re just sufficiently weird in the way we approach the web that even really smart web people can’t figure out how to fit us into any sort of automatic database system.” Ah, well. Quite honestly this isn’t the first area in life where we’ve continued to learn that we just don’t fit in all that well. … So we’re back to the old “do it by hand” method, and we’ve got to run through the variety of different types of posts that we do in order to be sure everything’s back to normal — well, normal to us. You can start today to see if things Clique for you as they have for many people (judging from sales of the title), and we’ll move along to the next “hand-crafted” category. You know, if you find yourself in this sort of situation in your own lives, you might just start considering yourself an “artisan” like we’ve decided to do; it beats the heck out of the “Gawd, I’m a dinosaur.” sort of philosophy. [FEATURED TAGS: Tall Goddess, Jenaveve Jolie, Teanna Kai, Katie Morgan, Tyra Banxxx, Jamie Huxley, Charlotte Stockely, Somaya, Havannah Ginger, Lorraine Sisco]
6/6/06	Carol will now be officially happy, as still images accompany the video footage today. … We’re back, as you can tell, and that was an E-Ticket Ride and a Half, truth be told. We’re teasing a bit of Sacred Sin today (that was the movie Michael just shot) and we’re giving you even more insight on Heather (and Jassie, and Dee, and Nevaeh, and Monica Mayhem, and etc.) and because D.Minion insisted we’ve even included a picture of Nick Manning naked. … Ahem. … You owe us for this one, Carol. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Heather Vuur Video, Heather Vandeven Video, Jassie, Nevaeh, Monica Mayhem, A.J. Bailey, Brooke, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minon]

February 2006 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

2/26/06	Do you know how you know you’re in Los Angeles? I was sitting outside a little sandwich shop yesterday and a guy walked down the street in one of those t-shirts that have obviously been washed about 500 times – you know the “favorite shirt” kind of washing? The shirt said, “If we are what we eat, then I’m going to be you in the morning.” THAT’S how you know you’re in Los Angeles. Now you might want to decide if you’d rather spend a few days in LA, or (finally) peruse D.Minon’s account of the 2006 AEE. They should both take about the same amount of time, we’re betting, but the DM insights will still be cheaper, so they have that going for them. If you’re brave, keep reading, consequently … click here. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, AVN Awards, Juli Ashton, Kristal Summers, Jessica Drake, Kylie Ireland, Audrey Hollander, Julia Ann, Exclusive Video, Lon, Steve, D.Minion] In case you’re not a member and are reading this on the free side you may still be curious (at least if you’ve been following along for a few weeks). In its final form, this one “post” weighs in at 38 pages comprising 4,500 some odd (and some a lot odd) words, 15 video clips, 400+ pictures, and uncounted amounts of weirdness. Do not be afraid if you’re thinking of joining, however: We usually keep a better reign on our faithful Minon. If you are a member, call your travel agent. Erotica LA is June 22-24 … and we’re forming the barest thread of an idea for an event there. At the very least we’re going to need more people to help distract DM. Kristal and Dee can’t do everything.
2/21/06	We’ve got a Big Time Stall going on around here today, but that doesn’t matter as much because we’ve also got the luscious Sarah Blake to help us fill our time. We’ve often said that we lead a very strange life, but it may be that strangeness has no bounds around us. A graduating high school senior (Yes, he’s 18, D.Minon.) casually asked me at lunch if I knew anything about Porn Stars. It seems his final paper has to do with “Women Enslaved by Pornography.” And the only thing this kid knows about me is that I’m friends with his dad. I expect I’d better ask Dad how much I can tell the young inquiring mind. As it turns out, I probably do know something about this subject. The rest of you should probably just enjoy Sarah. She’s really a lot more interesting, but we will let you know how it all comes out … so to speak. [FEATURED TAGS: Sarah Blake, Michael Ninn]
2/19/06	Kaylan Nicole is “Certifiably Anal” … and that’s a dandy way to start a discussion, isn’t it? Well fortunately today there are a lot more interesting things to concentrate on than “discussion” as you’ll see. There’s Kaylan, of course, and then there’s Jewel, Peter North, and a mystery guest. Sound interesting? Well we can feel confident as we tell you that “sounds” are only part of the attraction with this entry. [FEATURED TAGS: Kaylan Nicole Video, Juli Ashton, Jewel, Exclusive Video]
2/17/06	It’s quite possible that we have a Secret Agent as a member. At least that’s the latest philosophy around here, as we all went through Mr. Moto’s Photos from the AEE. After looking at over 1,000 pictures, not to mention actually attending the event, you’d think we wouldn’t be surprised by the people that our good friend managed to photograph. So we figure he just has some special powers, but at least he only uses them for good, and he does share with us after all, so that’s OK. Besides, you never know when you might be in need of a SuperHero. You really don’t. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, Rita Faltoyano, Sunny Lane, Mr. Moto]
2/11/06	Yeah, we know we’re putting up a story today with a date on it from a couple of days ago, but we’ve got so many different stories, and pictures, and clips and so forth in the queue that we didn’t want to hit everybody with too many things right in a row. Besides, this has Dee, and Holly Hollywood, and Mia Smiles, and a Big Star that we’d rather forget, honestly. And that doesn’t happen every day. There really is a method to this madness, and just as soon as we find it, we’re going to put it to good use. Really. Swear. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Mia Smiles, Holly Hollywood, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight]
2/7/06	Georgia Adair has come up recently on the Message Board, and naturally that got us thinking about her. Then in the midst of a feared Temporary Restraining Order we decided to do more than just think about Georgia; we decided to show her off. So we did. We enjoy easy things sometimes. We mean the showing off, not Georgia personally, of course. Also you can get a little bit of insight into what’s coming up (and you can understand this little picture) if you pay attention today. [FEATURED TAGS: Phoenix Ray, Georgia Adair Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
2/3/06	We figure we lost Maverick, Doug, and a few others with the thumbnail, but for those of you that didn’t pass out just from a little picture of Kristal Summers in a bubble bath we should explain that we have many pictures, some rather more revealing, of Kristal in this bath today. We call it Beauty and Bubbles make the Babe. We also have Lon’s account of the Adult Entertainment Expo, all 3,407 words of it actually. Oddly this account seems to include complete details on every meal Lon ate in our presence. Hey, we just post ’em as we get ’em, y’all. In case you were concerned, we also have more of Lon’s … um … interesting photographic efforts. Someone needs to let him know that nobody really uses Polaroid cameras anymore … Maybe Lon’s just a very retro kind of guy. Speaking of that, wait until you see Juli Ashton and Kylie Ireland in 1995. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, Kristal Summers, Juli Ashton, Julia Ann, Kylie Ireland, Justine Joli, Sunset Thomas, Cytherea, Lon]
2/1/06	We’ve said it before, but we really do lead very strange lives around here. And apparently the condition can be catching as we’ll learn today. Once a distant Kristal Summers fan, then a shy Members’ Party attendee, and eventually a regular visitor to the Risqué homefront, our friend Maverick has taken a professional turn that’s really hard to explain. Now it’s not so much that the industry has a new webmaster among its members as it is that Maverick is that new persona. We know Maverick, and Maverick does NOT shoot POV videos with professional adult entertainers. Something is very, very wrong in the universe. We’re calling this “Fayed to Maverick” but that’s only for as long as it takes us to find that “Turn Back Time” Machine. Just when you thought you’d seen everything … [FEATURED TAGS: Faye Rampton Video, Exclusive Video, Maverick]

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