| 11/30/21 | 
GingerLynn Blow (It) Off[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Lisa de Leeuw Video] |
| 11/26/21 |  And thus it begins, this immense epic that is Bluebird’s “BatFXXX” … or at least the Risqué Way of having fun with it begins today. Other things happening today include celebrating Tina Turner’s birthday (82 and still probably leaving those good jobs in the city), remembering this as the anniversary of Captain Cook first hitting Maui (and therefore the serious screwing of the pooch began), and the building of many, many … many … variations on the turkey sandwich begins in earnest across America. We love Tina around here, of course, but we still think we win. [STAR TAGS: Blake Rose Video, Kristina Rose Video] |
| 11/25/21 |  We all have our own traditions on Thanksgiving Day, and those of you that know us at all will not find it surprising in the least that we spent some time providing enough video footage today to cover an entire half of a football game. (Let’s be honest, the NFL does not pick these games based on good teams, but rather on whether or not they still have teams in Dallas and Detroit. Skipping just a half might not be enough, but you can watch this all twice, so that could help.) This year we decided to be Thankful for Taren Steele, which you will understand completely once you finish the episodes. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Taren Steele Video] |
| 11/22/21 | 
GingerLynn Do It for Yourself[STAR TAGS: Claudia Valentine Video] |
| 11/21/21 |  We decided to bookend our giving thanks early weekend with vintage Dee, in a very, very rare setting. Let’s just say that if you ever have a new water housing for your video camera, and you get a chance to pop off to a nude beach in Jamaica, you should bring Dee with you to help try out the equipment. It will help. A lot. … We were talking about the camera equipment by the way, in case any of you dirty-minded people out there thought something different. For the record, Dee gets lots of offers to try out equipment on a nude beach. [STAR TAGS: Dee Exclusive Video] |
| 11/20/21 |  The forced introspection required by Adobe bailing on flash may have put us in a more gracious seasonal mood than usual. Or it could be simply that this year feels at least slightly better than that other “year which shall never be spoken“ (but rhymes with plenty-plenty, as in we had plenty of that crap to last a lifetime). Times like these almost make us want to forgive Adobe. … OK. So that’s a lie. We’re still pissed as hell about that whole flash thing. We’re remarkably pensive and prematurely thankful about Michael and Eddie, however. It’s weird. [STAR TAGS: Audrey Hollander Video, Eddie Van Halen Video, Michael Ninn] |
| 11/19/21 |  When you have to preface a major work that already has a preface, well, it sounds like things might get confusing. When you have to have an actual debate about BAMOSM as a new helpful acronym to keep around, well, then you have your proof that sanity may indeed not be on the agenda for today. Of course we have Kristal Summers to help alleviate some of the male-focused publicity surrounding another of those super parody hero, campy cartoony things coming out of Bluebird. Fortunately we have no depictions of murder in our cartoons, unlike those coming out of the United States Congress, sadly enough. … Good grief. Y’know? [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Mia Smiles, Nina Ferrari, Nikita Denise] |
| 11/17/21 | 
Shayla Therapy of a Sort[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
| 11/16/21 | 
GingerLynn Undergarment Surprise[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Crystal Breeze Video] |
| 11/15/21 |  Among the 500 greatest rock songs of all time, according to Rolling Stone, you will find Rhiannon. Maybe. Honestly their list suffers from a complete absence of anything approaching “user friendly” should you try to navigate it. D.Minion’s adaptation of Rhiannon — more Celtic Goddess than pure Stevie Nicks in intent — scores amazingly high in User Friendly, however. Could be we took advantage of our favorite Butterfly to accomplish that goal. We may not know much about Celtic Mythology, but our Spanish ain’t mal. Also, we happen to like this butterfly a lot. [STAR TAGS: Mari Possa Video] |
| 11/14/21 | 
Cythereas Oh, Goodness GUSH O’Mighty[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Kristal Summers, Hannah Harper Video, Missy Monroe Video, Sindy Lange Video, Angela Stone Video, Lisa Ann Video, Ana Nova Video] |
| 11/13/21 | 
RisqueNews Phases of the Moons[STAR TAGS: Sarah Blake Video, Breanne Benson Video] |
| 11/12/21 | 
DeesClub “Boxing” with Dee & Juli[STAR TAGS: Exclusive Juli Ashton Video, Exclusive Dee Video, Michael Ninn] |
| 11/11/21 | 
Shayla Fondling Memories[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
| 11/10/21 | 
RisqueNews Georgia on Her … Mind … (to begin)[STAR TAGS: Georgia Adair Video, Justine Joli Video] |
| 11/9/21 | 
GingerLynn No Place Like Holmes[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
| 11/8/21 |  Winter must be coming, because we have started to see people wearing coats and even (gasp) long pants outside in Los Angeles. Of course we’ve seen some don mittens when the temperature drops into the 60s, so you should probably not set your barometer of sanity on the residents of Southern California — something you have never once considered doing regardless. Still when this time of year comes around, we do like to celebrate our own personal Summers, as in Kristal. Truth be told, we do that in every season, but that makes it no less fanciful today. In Summers time, as we know, the livin’ is easy. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video] |
| 11/7/21 | 
GingerLynn Raven Rockette – Brandy Aniston – Kelly Shibari – Emily Kae – Kiki Daire – Rebecca Bardoux… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 11/6/21 |  Attempting to be compassionate, sensitive, and contemporary leaders, the State of Colorado passed a law banning Native American mascots at public schools, yada-yada …. This past week a North Dakota organization representing Native Americans sued the state claiming the new ban “unlawfully enacts state-sanctioned race discrimination” against Native American residents. … Looking ahead at what we’re supposed to do, can be not that pleasant really. However, as we come to grips with yet another missed AEE opportunity in January, looking back a decade with Lon, and with Steve can be darned fun. You get to play Name that Strip Club Tune with Shayla and Kristal again too. We feel safe about this, because there were no Native American songs in the list. … Unless there should have been now, in which case we messed up. It’s all very confusing. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Julia Ann, Jessica Drake, Sunset Thomas, AEE 2012] |
| 11/4/21 | 
Cythereas Red of the Pale Pink Variety[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video] |
| 11/3/21 | 
GingerLynn Kim Chi, but Not the Sour Kind[STAR TAGS: Kimberly Chi Video] |
| 11/2/21 | 
Shayla Teasing & Definitely Not Teasing[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Kaylan Nicole Video] |
| 11/1/21 |  Perhaps she wants to Rock. Or maybe she even wants to Rock and Roll All Night Long. Maybe she simply feels like she has to Fight for Her Right to Party. Whatever the case, Taylor Rain helps us rather ironically become less mystified as she ushers in more Mystified on this first day of a (suddenly late in the year) month. Honestly, after finishing the presentation today, Taylor may not have all that many mysteries left — which does not in any way diminish her intrigue, strangely enough. If only all of life possessed such illuminating dichotomy. [STAR TAGS: Taylor Rain Video] |
November 2021 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
Stars:Ana Nova| Angela Stone| Audrey Hollander| Blake Rose| Breanne Benson| Claudia Valentine| Crystal Breeze| Cytherea| Dee| Eddie Van Halen| Georgia Adair| Ginger Lynn| Hannah Harper| Jessica Drake| Juli Ashton| Julia Ann| Justine Joli| Kaylan Nicole| Kimberly Chi| Kristal Summers| Kristina Rose| Kylie Ireland| Lisa Ann| Lisa de Leeuw| Mari Possa| Mia Smiles| Michael Ninn| Missy Monroe| Nikita Denise| Nina Ferrari| Sarah Blake| Shayla LaVeaux| Sindy Lange| Sunset Thomas| Taren Steele| Taylor Rain
Year:2021
Month:November
Related Sites:CythereasWetWorld.com, DeesClub.com, GingerLynn.com, KristalSummers.com, ReelRisque.com, RisqueNews.com, Shayla.com
Some ambitious new person decided we should have a 
Sad as it may seem, as one travels through the winding roads of life, breathing in the air of excitement, feeling the renewed vigor of a crisp morning brimming with potential, or enjoying calm evenings filled with the peaceful relaxation wrought from 
As a general rule, one does not enthusiastically applaud the opportunity to reuse bubble gum. That said, when the subject happens to be Bubblegum. — one word, capital “B” and all — that becomes an entirely different story. As we continue our Adobe Sucks Because They Gave Up Flash remodeling tour, we do get to run across 
We should probably mention at the outset that despite the sound of the title, the feature today had nothing whatsoever to do with the fine folks who brought us “Conjunction Junction” to help learn … well, ironically, we cannot remember. Probably conjunctions, but don’t ask much more than that. For all we remember a conjunction might simply be the opposite of a projunction. Could be. … In our case at hand (as it were), however, we offer a few insights on Copulation Observation — in both 
You might be amazed at how often a production company will create an entire movie based solely on the fact that someone found access to a really cool location (that they can afford). This would also explain why you might suddenly see dozens of “hospital” or “creepy mountain cabin” movies all coming out at once as well. We have often theorized that there exist only 3-4 true sitcom writers in Hollywood, and they all go to lunch together, so a large number of shows will all be talking about the same thing suddenly, but in the adult movie world we have many “writers” but only 3-4 really good art directors, so we end up more “environment” bound rather than plot. … Of course you probably care mostly about the cool airplane set used in Passenger 69 today and could not care less about our theories on Hollywood creativity bottlenecks. If they really go on strike tomorrow, though, you will start to value those behind the scenes folks a lot more. You heard it here … technically probably way after first. But we agree. [STAR TAGS: Linsey Dawn McKenzie Video, Puma Swede Video, Jennifer Dark Video, Madelyn Marie Video, Gemma Massey Video, Jasmine Jolie Video, Briana Blair Video, Angelica Heart Video]
Despite the title of the new feature we begin profiling today, the story has nothing to do with modern politics, public education, or even pandemic protocols. Nope. Mystified deals with a much less controversial magical kingdom where adults play their consensual hearts out — y’know with other consensual parts out. Come to think of it some factions in politics, education, and public health could all take issue with what we do, purely as a sideways method of attacking the core product. Yeah, it’s a complicated world out there, and now that an entire Presidential Administration spent four years normalizing Bully Behavior, it has only gotten worse. … You probably need a little magic forest nymph escape, right? [STAR TAGS: Bobbi Eden Video]
Some things get better with age. True, people possessing age tend to be the ones spouting that philosophy, but it does not necessarily make it false just because someone without a TikTok account happens to believe it. The standard does not apply identically, however. If you drink a fine wine that has aged properly, it will in fact taste much, much better. That said, the wine will be fundamentally different from what it was when it went into the bottle. If, on the other hand, you have Kristal, Georgia, and Dee playing on a big ol’ bed for a 
Giving an adult movie the title “Erotica” seems a bit like calling one of the Fast and the Furious franchise shows Car Chase. … That said, a slight possibility exists that movie producers in this industry do not have cleverness first and foremost on their minds during the movie naming process. In fact, they could be subtly indicating that a vast difference exists between copulation and love, between elegant expression and raw fornication. Still, we’re going with the first option in our 
We really do listen to members around here, which probably seems odd in this day of thousands of sites being run by only dozens of companies. On the other hand, we have hardly ever been what one might characterize as “typical” in any fashion. Consequently when enough people sent emails expressing an interest in an entirely new section serving as a 
When we set out to do the Welcome to the Valley SERIES late last fall, we kind of figured that by the time we wrapped it up this summer, sanity would have returned to the country and things would have loosened up a bit in our everyday lives. We thought we could celebrate the conclusion. … Yeah, well, we should have finished three weeks ago, because we’re all headed down Insanity Trail again — or UP the COVID Contamination one, depending upon how you look at it. At least we have a lot of 
If you wish to have proper English tea, you should definitely try to get Tanya Tate to prepare a proper 
We have not paid nearly enough 
In the remarkably desperate for plot series that has been dwindling down the past couple of months here, Welcome to the Valley finds itself against a backdrop of the AVN convention in Las Vegas this time around. Now to call the AVN attempt at a virtual presentation in 2021 a failure would be a huge insult to failures everywhere, so we will not go down that road at all today. Instead we will point out that with in-person events AVN has some history to rely upon. They’re better at those. When our own (admittedly virtual) in-person dalliance involves 
You will see a lot of talk amongst magazines that feature naked women about “empowering” those models to be unashamed about their nudity and how these publications allow these women to assert their control over their own bodies by 
Some jobs look a lot easier when you look at the completed project than they would likely be if you tried to do them yourself. For example, we are not sure how they get all those perfectly little round portions of Babybel cheese, but it has to take some experienced ranchers and a bunch of really talented cows, right? … Fortunately we have 
Consistent with our ongoing discoveries of just how wildly different all the “Sister” Commune sites happen to be, we ran into a Cytherea preference over the last few years of putting up entire movies where she shows up in the cast, but may not be in every scene. Consequently our Highlight it in New Stuff when a Star Video Reappears strategy does not entirely fit the scenario. So now we have a new plan for these. … Although the scenes themselves will continue to basically magically reappear in the background on the individual sites, when the relevant Team finishes an entire show, we will make note of it here, so nobody misses anything. Applying this theory today, you can once again enjoy Cytherea is a Lesbian Squirt Machine in all its Lesbian Squirting glory. Around here we really thought they should have named that 
Did you ever have a conversation with someone at work, and as they walked away you realized, “That person doesn’t have a frickin’ clue what I do around here?” … Yeah, well that happens to everyone, which explains why Dilbert tends to be hysterical to anyone who has ever worked in an office, while also explaining what you are about to see today, should you click on the enticing photo of 
Now that the (really boring) background code work on the video player has at least reached the stage of, “Well, we have a couple more sites to do, but at least now we know how to do it” stage, we can finally return Welcome to the Valley back from hiatus today. Presumably this will be met with universal cheers and applause — however socially (or otherwise) distant that may be. After all, how could we have made it through the final quarantine push without knowing how 
There are various ways to interpret the phrase “Coming Along Nicely” when you work in our business. In this case one could be referring to the efforts nearing completion which will allow Cytherea’s site to bring all those videos back online in the post-flash video world. Fortunately, none of this will affect the amount of times Cytherea flashes at all, in case you were worried. Also, despite office rumors to the contrary, we did not in fact have to come up with a waterproof video player to host Cy’s remastered videos — so we can just put those rumors to rest. As for the other potential way to interpret Coming Along Nicely… yeah, we got that covered too. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]
No matter how busy you may get in life, you need to always make time for lesbians. … (We should make t-shirts with that slogan, right?) … Well, in honor of that philosophy, we had to stop the leader’s “can you make new code work in all these old site configurations” task and ask him to take a look at the conclusion of our Tara Loves Shyla feature. As D.Minion will soon point out, while en medias res may be a perfectly fine method with which to begin a story, ending one via this technique may well leave plot people frustrated. The less plot-oriented folks will likely not be frustrated at all, however, because, y’know, lesbians. [STAR TAGS: AnnaBelle Lee Video, Shyla Jennings Video, Tara Lynn Foxx Video, Ana Foxxx Video, Cindy Starfall Video]
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