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June 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

6/30/03	We’re taking a moment to publicly apologize to SteveD today. We’re sorry we ever had the unkind attitude that called your picture taking skills into question. We’re very sorry, in fact, and we’ll never do it again. Today we have the “Mini-Minion” report on Erotica LA, and Mav managed to include 135 photographs to illustrate it. Some were in focus. Some even had people in them. However, ALL of them were horizontal. We’ve never seen anything like it. It’s amazing. So, SteveD, we’re sorry. We’ll never cast aspersions on your photograhic integrity again … probably … we think … possibly. (Hey, it could happen.) Still, all in all, Maverick puts on a jolly good show, limited perspective aside! [FEATURED TAGS: Erotica Los Angeles, Anais, Dee, Sydnee Steele, Devinn Lane, Inari Vachs, Maverick]
6/27/03	Looking back a week (which sadly remains about the limit of our retrospect at this advanced age) we seem to recall that our supposed friend Maverick interrupted a Ninn Worx Weekend for a __________ Singing Dog. You can insert your own adjective. Since turn about is supposed to be fair play, and, honestly, since he’s not here to defend himself, we’re interrupting Mav’s account of Erotica LA, for (you guessed it) a Ninn Worx Weekend. Oddly enough, the crux of this posting focuses on the males in the XXX business. Maybe we need a vacation … [FEATURED TAGS: August, Michael Ninn]
6/26/03	In a remarkably timely fashion we’ve managed to put up D.Minion’s account of Day One of Erotica LA from just last weekend. We chose to remark upon that, so that we might further remark that under no circumstances should you get used to this kind of efficiency around here. Now we have to go through Mav’s “substitute” accounts from Days Two and Three. We’ve briefly looked at it, and we thought of all sorts of other remarks too. Best just enjoy this one for now … [FEATURED TAGS: Erotica Los Angeles, Dee, Monique Alexander, Anais, Jessica Drake, Nikita Denise, Inari Vachs, Fujiko Kano, Briana Banks, Tera Patrick, D.Minion]
6/24/03	You know, as a photographer, SteveD is a great writer, and a hell of a nice guy. On the plus side, however, his model happened to be Kristal Summers on this day, who happens to know a bit about being naked in front of a camera. In one of our more convoluted posts we give you a sobering moment from the next in Dear Readers Speak with Brother John — and a drooling moment with Kristal posing naked for a visiting member (probably NOT the kind you’re thinking of). We haven’t learned much from this besides if you have to be sober and drooling, it’s good to have Kristal to blame for it. This seems to be enough of a lesson for today … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Steve]
6/21/03	You didn’t think we were just going to leave you for an entire weekend with just a singing dog for company, did you? Does that sound like the kind of thing we would do? OK, it does, but this time we didn’t. If true genius lies in the interpretation of communal media, we have yet more evidence of Mr. Ninn’s true genius. He can look at the same thing we all do, but he just sees it in a different way. Case in point, his promotional debut of Anais. When you take a look at it, you’ll see what we mean, and you’ll likely wonder at Michael’s vision. Oh, and in case you were curious, Maverick’s recovering quite nicely from his injuries sustained while walking into stationary vehicles … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
6/20/03	We interrupt the regularly scheduled Ninn Worx Weekend to tell you that the truly unthinkable has in fact occurred. It was raining in Los Angeles in late June. Guess who’s still in town … Point in fact, and in penance probably, our buddy Maverick’s gone and given us all another gift, though. The inspiration went as follows: We returned home from a convivial mid-day meal with the incomparable Michael Ninn. Fascinating conversation flowed as Michael and Maverick dazzled each other with the depths of their personal philosophies. They talked of Kafka and Camus, of Aristotle and Aerosmith. (It was truly strange.) Then we pulled into the driveway and noticed we had a guest at our home. When we told Mav that this was Kristal Summers’ new car, he caught his breath, blushed, and promptly walked into the vehicle we had just parked. Ah, love … Then he made this for y’all. It could be he hit that truck a little harder than we originally thought. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Exclusive Video, Maverick]
6/18/03	News Flash!! D.Minion has noticed that Night Calls can be a little surreal. We don’t know what first clued her in, but as the thumbnail below shows, we’re thinking she might be onto something. Night Calls, June 4, 2003 certainly fit that bill. We’re thinking we could even surpass Kafka and move right on to Faulkner with this episode. Call it “stream of consciousness” television … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, D.Minion]
6/17/03	Maverick’s been a busy little beaver, well, hampster, during his visit here, and he’s now created some really groovy new screen savers for everyone. We have noticed a trend. The new plan around the office is to just threaten manual labor as a diversion, and the bright young chap will come up with all sorts of things to keep him busy and make the site better. The leaders of the Revolutionary War should have known about this trick. It would have been way easier to just threaten to make them dig a pond if they didn’t go home or at least find something useful to do. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Anais]
6/16/03	The beauty of the editorial section of the newspaper is that you don’t have to read it, and besides you probably don’t agree with any of the people in that section anyway. We have a rare editorial for you today entitled “Somebody’s Daughter” and we suggest you take the same tack here. You do have the benefit here of being able to see Kristal Summers in her first hard core boy/girl action, helped along with Inari Vachs. You also have the benefit of seeing how Anais managed to struggle through a couple of modeling sessions on her first days on a XXX shoot. You do not have the benefit, as with regular editorials, however, of using it to light fires or perhaps pick up dog poop. Sorry. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs, Anais, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight]
6/13/03	Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank. This of course proves conclusively that you can’t have your kayak and heat it, too. It’s Friday the 13th, and so we thought we’d open with a really scary pun. You know, that’s just the way we are. In a manner of seeking forgiveness, however, we have yet another Ninn Worx Weekend, with yet another exotic new starlette. Check out Loni, from Innocence: Candy Girl and try to forgive us our tresspasses … [FEATURED TAGS: Loni, Michael Ninn]
6/11/03	Wow. The final entry of the Risqué Mini-Series: Becoming Georgia Adair is a mere pittance. You’ll probably hardly even notice the 125 pictures and three video clips. You’re probably so used to this story that you don’t even want to see Georgia’s scene with Eric Masterson; you don’t even want to bother looking at more pictures of Dee, naked and frolicking. Wait! That’s the office staff … Members will probably think this just a dandy way to spend some time. So enjoy, and blame Maverick for the bad puns; we’ll take credit for the good ones. Have we noticed a theme emerging? [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair Video, Dee, Olivia Del Rio, Devon Michaels, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
6/10/03	Well, Maverick’s in town, and as you guessed we haven’t seen the sun in Los Angeles for two days. To make matters worse, he had the audacity to complain (during his last visit) about the truly wonderful and fun slide show that Craig put together for us. That particular fascinating escapade we finished coding before the sun even set on Day One. Maverick, our good friend, brought us an entire new section of downloadable wallpapers, featuring all of our favorite women. We technically made it a “today” post, but this is another of those that only count in you live on the West Coast or in Hawaii. All of you can enjoy these new toys. As for Mav, when he wakes up, we’re going to kill him. It’ll be sad. We’ll cry … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Kristal Summers, Dee, Georgia Adair, Inari Vachs, Juli Ashton, TJ Hart, Wendy Divine, Maverick]
6/9/03	Because we’re quite certain that all of our Members are fans of Victorian Literature, we’ve begun a new section for the site called “Dear Readers Speak.” (Actually, we had to call it something, and that seemed quick.) It’s basically just going to be a place where we can post interesting stories about, well, whatever. Every once in awhile we get some fascinating emails in, and now we have a place (given permission) to post them. We open with a little personal history regarding a woman from porn’s past named K.C. Williams. If you need to open, it’s good to open with beauty. Our thanks to “Brother John.” [FEATURED TAGS: K.C. Williams]
6/6/03	After a brief hiatus, necessitated by bludgeoning workload of the most recent Becoming Georgia Adair installment, the Ninn Worx Weekend returns. We wondered what to say about the beautiful, and quite limber, star of Euroglam 2: Budapest. Then we thought it would be easier just to show you the pictures. When in doubt, we usually take the easy way. This explains why we’re in doubt as often as we are, actually, but that’s really beside the point. The point here remains the pretty people making porn. Point taken? [FEATURED TAGS: Nikki Blond, Wanda Curtis, Veronika, Michael Ninn]
6/4/03	If talk about “beaver sounds,” naked cake play, and topless basketball (again) don’t inspire you to read D.Minion’s account of Night Calls, May 21, 2003, then maybe this quote will give you pause: “All went well until Juli tore Tiff’s dick off!” That pretty much sums it up. Enjoy the wackiness … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Harley Davis, Aurora Snow, D.Minion]
6/3/03	Julia Ann’s got a very special day coming up soon, and we were looking through the literally volumes of pictures we have of her to put together a gift of sorts. We can’t say too much here, because she could obviously just read it and spoil the surprise, but we can say that we found a wonderful shot from last summer’s “Night of the Stars,” and we realized that y’all hadn’t seen them yet. So today you can. Besides Julia Ann, there might be a few more lovely ladies you recognize. [FEATURED TAGS: Night of The Stars, Georgia Adair, Dee, Devinn Lane, Kristal Summers, Shayla LaVeaux, Julia Ann, Stephanie Swift, Sydnee Steele, Kitten, D.Minion]
6/2/03	After burying you with pictures last time, we’re only subjecting you to nine today. However, we are giving you pithy insight into what really gets D.Minion’s Dander up. Come to think about it, we should try to come up with more merchandise for the catalogue called D.Minion’s Dander: It’s bound to be a big hit. Until then, content yourself to read about fame, fortune, attitude, a long day, Dee, and some guy that picked “Snoop Dogg” as a name. And I thought “Lucky” was silly … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Holly Hollywood, Mia Smiles, Ice LaFox, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]

May 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

5/31/03	Ladies and Gentlemen, and Maverick, we have a happy day today! When you see the size of it, you’ll understand the delay in getting you all the next Risqué Revelation that has become the Becoming Georgia Adair Mini-Series. We’re finally into Day One, which means we’re firmly into hard core here. Those of you that have been waiting to see Georgia in hard core action will wait no longer. It will take some perseverance however. There are nine picture pages, containing over 200 still images. There are two silly videos, and a trailer small enough for slow connections to see it (courtesy of Georgia herself). The story itself covers three lengthy pages alone. To utilize everyone’s favorite line in Jaws, if this keeps up, “we’re gonna need a bigger boat …” [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair Video, Dee, Olivia Del Rio, Jana Cova, Faith Grant, Carolyn Monroe, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
5/26/03	Being as how it’s Memorial Weekend, we’ve been reminiscing for a few days. On this, the technical “Memorial Day,” it seemed a fitting conclusion to reflect once more on our own little place in the world. It was only a little more than a year ago that D.Minion documented a day where Devinn Lane filled in for an absent Danni Ashe and interviewed Aimee Sweet for “In Bed With Danni.” Ah, what a difference a year makes. Still, although things don’t always work out like we plan, it has been our experience in life that they do in fact tend to work out for the best. Maybe that’s what makes this such a fun job. Whatever the case, enjoy your day off of work, and enjoy Devinn, Aimee, and D.Minion … who visited her first lesbian bar on that fateful day … [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, Aimee Sweet, D.Minion]
5/25/03	If you’re not interested in hard core images of Juli Ashton, Asia Carrera, Jill Kelly, Stephanie Swift, and Missy, then you would have no interest in VCA’s Masque, still one of Juli’s all-time favorite movies. You also would have no interest in this post, since this is what we’re talking about. Of course if you have no interest in this, you might ask yourself what the heck you’re doing here — while the rest of us check out the players … [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Jill Kelly, Asia Carrera, Missy, Stephanie Swift, Risque News Insight]
5/24/03	We had a new person working on the Ninn Worx Weekend this time, and upon reflection she seemed to put the pictures in a strange order. However, we’re thinking it won’t really matter all that much since they’re all pictures of Dee and recent Penthouse Pet Jana Cova. If you think about it, how could you really get that wrong? Actually, rather than think about it, best you just enjoy it. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Jana Cova, Michael Ninn]
5/23/03	Juli Ashton’s angelic, Tiffany Grannath’s devilish. Forces of good and (playful) evil collide in Night Calls, May 7, 2003. D.Minion shows off her usual prolific nature, and her trademark unusual video clips. All in all, it’s a fine way to start the weekend. (You’re welcome, Carol.) [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton Video, Tiffany Granath, DoLorian, Tanya James, Monique Alexander, D.Minion]
5/20/03	What with all the hullabaloo about Kristal’s niece getting into the business, we thought it would be interesting to take a look back at Kristal Summers as she looked about the time she got started. Aside from the fact that this gives us an excuse to look at Kristal naked some more, it also has the distinct added benefit of letting us include the word “hullabaloo” on our site, thus further educating our Japanese friend that traveled even farther to see us than Maverick did. Also, we promised Carol more Kristal pictures. Come to think of it, this post serves so many various purposes that we’re pretty sure we should apply for a patent on it. Maybe in the morning … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, D.Minion]
5/18/03	You know sometimes it’s just the simplest things that make you bonkers. (That would be the medical definition, by the way.) It seems that in our efforts to upgrade the Operating System software for part of our server system, we got a little tired and accidentally layed an errant finger down on the keyboard. It turns out that one little pesky comma can completely shut down the posting system for a week. Bleh. So you’re probably seeing a bunch of new posts for the first time tonight. Sorry, but at least we found the problem. (Stupid comma.) As a Sunday Night Bonus, though, members can now see the trailer for Becoming Georgia Adair — at least two weeks before anyone else out there can. You’re going to be the envy of all your friends. We’re certain of it. More on our bourgeois aptitudes later, in our first “Risqué Trailer Park” … We crack ourselves up; we really do. [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair Video, Michael Ninn]
5/16/03	And we’re back on track with Ninn Worx Weekends, and it’s a good thing they’re popular. What with Georgia in town for a Hustler centerfold shoot, planning for the next round of Ninn Worx movies, starring someone that may surprise you all, and trying to do boring “behind the scenes” software upgrades, this has been a hectic week. It’ll be good to relax with more of our Temptation. By the way, can anyone say “Anais” …? [FEATURED TAGS: Victoria Zdrok Video, Linn Thomas Video, Anais, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
5/14/03	Technically we made the Wednesday deadline for the next installment of the Risqué Mini-Series that is Becoming Georgia Adair. That is, we made the deadline if you live on the West Coast, or maybe Hawaii, otherwise you’re probably seeing this on Thursday. However, we’ve made up for this slight tardiness by including not only the next D.Minion peek into Georgia’s shoot, but we also put together a couple of quick sets of some other women you might remember. TJ Hart was by the office and gave us some “on the set” shots of her, including a couple with our own Inari Vachs, and Wendy Divine dropped off some rather candid shots of a party she and Eric Masterson had before they switched apartments. Hey, any excuse to see Wendy naked … And this Georgia thing continues to gather steam. Somebody notify the Academy. [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair Video, TJ Hart, Inari Vachs, Wendy Divine, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
5/10/03	Things got a little crazy this week, pushing the Ninn Worx Weekend, well, until the actual weekend. We figure you’ll forgive us when you take a look at the first gallery from Euroglam 2: Budapest. You’ll understand when you see the set, so we’re calling this entry “The Land of Milk and Honeys.” Trust us when we say this has a way of making you quite “Hungary.” [sic, we know] [FEATURED TAGS: Nikki Blond, Judith Vecsey, Vanessa Virgin, Veronika, Michael Ninn]
5/8/03	You’ve all obviously noticed all the talk on the Message Board about Rayveness being the first former Risqué client to make an appearance at the Bunny Ranch brothel in Nevada, right? So we thought we’d do a little post about the woman that started all of this “Porn Stars as legal Prostitutes” phase that many women in our business have seemed to follow. Consequently, you can enjoy Sunset Thomas, and enjoy reading about a man who went to the Bunny Ranch to enjoy Sunset Thomas. And if you get the DVD you can enjoy not only Sunset Thomas, but you can even enjoy Juli Ashton in The Juli Show … in retrospect an interesting event considering Night Calls. Odd how things turn out. [FEATURED TAGS: Sunset Thomas, Juli Ashton, Jeanna Fine, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight]
5/5/03	We got an eloquent email over the weekend from a ClubJuli fan that wanted to see more Juli. Other than Night Calls, though, most of you that have been members for awhile will understand that “new” Juli Ashton pictures are quite hard to come by. Still, we try to be accomodating when we can, and so we Dug up some Diva 1 — featuring Juli and former Risqué clients Taren Steele and Vicca. What a fine way to start the week, and we have “Steve” to thank for it. (And, no, there is absolutely no truth to the rumor that the vast majority of our members have the name “Steve.” ) [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Taren Steele, Misty Rain, Monique DeMoan, Vicca, Laura Palmer, Sindee Coxx, Jeanna Fine, Anna Malle, Lauren Montgomery, Michael Ninn]
5/3/03	We have the next episode of the Becoming Georgia AdairMini-Series on tap today, a few days late, but featuring over 60 blistering pictures of Georgia frolicking naked and enjoying some serious girl play with our own Inari Vachs. We’re thinking the latter goes a long way toward making up for the former. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls Radio, Juli Ashton, Georgia Adair, Inari Vachs, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
5/2/03	… And now for something completely different … We’ve always wanted to say that around here, but pictures of Playmates actually having sex seemed novel enough to justify the expression. You can see the first gallery from Ninn Worx Temptation today, and the rest of the world won’t get to see the shots until the movie hits the streets at the end of the month. Isn’t it wonderful being a member? Trust us when we say that Victoria Zdrok and Linn Thomas are even more wonderful … There are photographs worth printing out and framing here, so feel free. Just remember how kind we’ve been to you over the years … [FEATURED TAGS: Victoria Zdrok, Linn Thomas, Michael Ninn]

March 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

3/28/03	Ninn Worx Weekend reaches new dazzling heights as you can now see Lost Angels Michelle Michaels, with Shayla! Some people just really age well, and sometimes they get a chance to work with people as visually talented as Michael Ninn. And sometimes that’s enough. [FEATURED TAGS: Michelle Michaels, Shayla LaVeaux, Nikita Denise, Charlie, Michael Ninn]
3/27/03	It should be enough to say that Kristal and Inari would be the Natural Selection here, but then that wouldn’t give just due to D.Minion’s unique style of presentation. In addition to the lovely ladies performing various sex acts, and insight into (now old) industry dating habits, we’re increasing the mammal and aviary content remarkably here as we have our first photos of a rooster, an ostrich, and two shots of a llama. If you’re curious, there is absolutely no sexual content with the above mentioned animals, however. Actually if you were curious, you should seek professional help. You have issues. The rest of you members can just enjoy the reading … and the view. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs, D.Minion]
3/24/03	This whole war thing has kind of thrown us off kilter around here, and we just realized that we forgot to put up Night Calls, March 5, 2003 because we were busy watching us blow things up on television. Regardless of your feelings surrounding America’s efforts in Iraq, you will probably enjoy taking a small break in the action to read about Juli and Tiffany and a bunch of their naked friends. Sorry, Carol, we’ll do better next time … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, D.Minion]
3/21/03	This time around our Ninn Worx Weekend offers you Shay Sights, Wanda Curtis, Michelle Michaels, Mia Smiles, Jenna Haze, Nicole Sheridan, Judith Boodr, Bunny Luv, and Nikki Blonde — all enjoying themselves. If you’re a fan of solo girl action, you’ll have fun with this one. If you’re not a fan in that category, you just might be after this one. Oh, and if you look carefully you’ll even catch a brief view of our old friend Shayla LaVeaux, sans briefs of course. [FEATURED TAGS: Nikki Blonde, Jenna Haze, Wanda Curtis, Aurora Snow, Nicole Sheridan, Shay Sights, Wanda Curtis, Michelle Michaels, Mia Smiles, Jenna Haze, Nicole Sheridan, Judith Boodr, Bunny Luv, Michael Ninn]
3/18/03	It’s rather unlike us to come up with something even vaguely topical, except for Juli’s Night Calls postings, of course. She always was the timely one among us. However, sometimes something so surreal happens that it "bares" (as it were) mention in prompt fashion. You would have to be a pretty faithful member to remember back to a time when D.Minion felt shy and lonely and speechless on a XXX set, but it happened recently. We found this and other facts surrounding the shoot notable, so, clever folks that we are, we decided to note them. The movie won’t be out until May, but you can get your first looks at former Playmates and Pets Victoria Zdrok and Linn Thomas as they venture into the hard core video world. Come to think of if, that made a lot of us speechless that day, except for Michael: He just kept saying, "Damn …" That’s what you’ll be saying too after you see the 153 pictures and the 5 mpegs! [FEATURED TAGS: Victoria Zdrok, Linn Thomas, Mandy Bright, Olivia Del Rio, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
3/14/03	We have a lot of women who seem to enjoy the sexual company of other women today, as we continue the Ninn Worx Weekend fest with the final gallery from Fem 1: Aria. On the menu we find Tanya Danielle (in her first visit with our members that wasn’t in Class Act) and Laurie Wallace, which we’re not sure you’ve ever seen before. Then we have Ninn Worx contract player Wanda Curtis with "Sights" upon Shay, and Stephanie Swift’s discovery (again) Michelle Michaels briefly appearing, sans briefs, with Dru Barrymore, our candidate for the worst choice of "nom du porn" that we’ve seen in recent years. Free advice here for aspiring "Adult Actresses:" Don’t choose a stage name that actually detracts from your sex appeal and/or beauty. Free advice for members: Click on the Picture. Then send D.Minion an email that informs her she’s been totally beaten on the shameless plug game. (Be kind in your letdown ….) [FEATURED TAGS: Michelle Michaels, Dru Barrymore, Shay Sights, Wanda Curtis, Laurie Wallace, Tanya Danielle, Michael Ninn]
3/13/03	We’re saying farewell to our old friend "Nextel" Tim today, as he goes off in search of greener pastures. It’s sad, but not tragic, as we hope to see him around these parts again some day. As a tribute to his favorites, we imposed on our friends at VCA with a request to give us the publicity shots from Daydreams, Nightdreams, and they were kind enough to comply. So on Tim’s final day, he has Shayla LaVeaux, Juli Ashton, Asia Carrera, Kylie Ireland, Jill Kelly, and Missy. You all can have them on Tim’s final day too. That way you’ll always think kindly of Tim, and it’s good to always think kindly … [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Juli Ashton, Asia Carrera, Jill Kelly, Kylie Ireland, Missy, Mia Ciccero, Risque News Insight]
3/12/03	If Jessica Drake just weren’t so doll garn’d purty we probably wouldn’t talk about her at all. We hate to admit it, but we’re actually that shallow. She’s just a darling, though, and so D.Minion offers up her summary of Jessica Drake’s second stint on Playboy TV’s Inside Adult. Playboy has since "paused" this show, and we’re just a little bit bitter about that fact. We do, however, give you a chance to put a little bee in their bonnet about our buddy Jessica. Oh, and Bert was kind enough to share some more AEE 2003 pictures, and there’s just a little diddy about Georgia. She’s such a tease, but we love that about her. We hate to admit it, but we’re actually that shallow too … The depth around here is amazing. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, Jessica Drake, Felicia Fox, Keri Windsor, Kelly Erickson, Georgia Adair, Juli Ashton, Kristal Summers, Christy Canyon, Alexis Amore, Inari Vachs, Ginger Lynn, Bert, D.Minion]
3/7/03	The Ninn Worx Weekends continue today with the first look at Lost Angels 2 featuring Michelle Michaels. We must admit we’re at a loss ourselves as to why we started with number two in the series, but we’re attributing it to Stephanie Swift. She was in the office this week, and she coincidentally manages Michelle, and we got to talking about her working for Michael Ninn, and then … we think we just got confused. You can skip this until we get to Lost Angels 1 featuring Nikita Denise if you want, but then how would you get your weekend going? [FEATURED TAGS: Michelle Michaels, Nikita Denise, Michael Ninn]
3/5/03	Those of you tired of seeing Kristal in hardcore action might just as well skip this post. Those of you that actually read the words will get a bonus here, however. That pretty much sums it up for today. If you’re interested, take a "Peekie at the Tiki …" (Hut, hut.) [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Anais, Monique Alexander, Cherry Rain, D.Minion]
3/4/03	Possessing more than the normal amount of lunacy, D.Minion outdoes herself this time around with her coverage of Night Calls, February 19, 2003. We get to talk about The Home and Garden Channel, Juli Ashton’s latest project, tofu, and the now ubiquitous topic, anal penetration of a male by a female. If that’s not enough to capture your interest, you might check out some unusually dazzling pictures of Tiffany Grannath. If that doesn’t do it for you, you might consider just going to bed. You’re obviously tired. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Aurora Snow, D.Minion]

February 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

2/28/03	Being low people on the totem pole around here means that we get to sit around and compile photo sets and fill orders, and organize tax stuff. It decidely does not mean that we get to visit porno sets and watch beautiful women have sex and generally just hang around naked. Being low people on the totem pole, in short, sucks. That said, we did enjoy the latest Ninn Worx Weekend, and hope springs eternal for a taller totem pole in the future. [FEATURED TAGS: Wanda Curtis, Nikki Blond, Michelle Wild, Judith Bodor, Michael Ninn]
2/27/03	In terms of a quickie “FYI” we definitely have “I” and it’s definitely “FY.” However, we’re still working on the concept of “quickie” — Dang women around here don’t seem to appreciate them, but we digress as we progress … [FEATURED TAGS: Victoria Zdrok, Linn Thomas, Michael Ninn]
2/25/03	For those of you planning your next orgy, you might want to give a look to D.Minion’s take on one Serenity put together early last year. Even if you’re not scheduling your own event, you might reconsider once you get a gander at the party Kristal and Dee got to attend. At the very least, we know whom we’re inviting to the next office party … And they don’t even have to bring pants … [FEATURED TAGS: Serenity, Kylie Ireland, Nikita Denise, Dee, Kristal Summers, Christi Lake, Zana, Cheryl Dynasty, Lezley Zen, D.Minion]
2/21/03	As per usual around here, we had to interrupt our regular scheduled “Ninn Worx Weekend” and delay to remainder of the Euroglam galleries. We did so, however, because we wanted to “Share some Shayla” with you. We don’t get the chance to do that nearly often enough anymore, but some distant rumors think that may change if a bit. That would be nice. Until then, this will be very nice, as Shayla shows off her Fem Friends. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Jenna Haze, Ashton Moore, Star E. Night, Dru Berrymore, Michelle Michaels, Michael Ninn]
2/20/03	What with all the Georgia work, getting ready for her first professional XXX feature, and the alleged visit by Maverick, we seem to have fallen behind in our Night Calls postings. It wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for the fact that Georgia herself pointed out our failings when she came into town. It seems she doesn’t get Playboy TV where she lives, so she checks out Night Calls by reading D.Minion’s accounts. Don’t you hate it when other people are right? If it makes you feel better, this installment includes a “bonus” section of our buddy Jessica Drake hosting the follow-up show Inside Adult. Hey we’re not always perfectly on time, but we always give a lot. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Jessica Drake, Stormy Daniels, Aria, D.Minion]
2/17/03	Sometimes all you have to say is something like Fade to Blue. Sometimes it helps to say something additional like, “Juli Ashton, Vicca, Nikita, Asia Carrera, Houston and Amber Lynn.” Then sometimes you need to thank some people like VCA Pictures, and then you have to just shut up and let people look at the pictures. “It’s nice to see people enjoying their jobs,” is sometimes a fitting ending. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Amber Lynn, Houston, Asia Carrera, Nikita, Vicca, Michael Ninn]
2/15/03	It occurs to us that in addition to our “physical” orientation around here, we’re also following at least one of the properties that we learned in physics class oh so many years ago. Remember entropy? Well hopefully we’re a ways away from total implosion, but this latest guest editorial has many of the faithful wondering. At least we’re wondering with smiles on our faces as we shake our heads, however, and at least we remain true to our appreciation of beautiful naked women. Our guest star today focuses on Jessica Drake and Monique Alexander, and he does quite a creative “covering,” as the young ladies do an equally creative uncovering … We should warn you, the thumbnail below actually has a pithy relevance to our goals here today. You worried yet? [FEATURED TAGS: Jessica Drake, Monique Alexander, Craig]
2/14/03	We can’t think of a better way to celebrate Valentine’s Day than with wild kinky sex. Of course being of that opinion and actually being able to follow through with the desire personally have historically proven to be two rather different concepts. So for the couples out there, you might take a look at the latest Ninn Worx Weekend in order to get some ideas, if not on interesting positions, at least on wonderful fantasy mates. The couples out there should also understand that the single folks among us think y’all really suck this time of year: You’re really sappy, and mushy, and just plain gross most of the time. We’ll talk to you next week. Just give us the weekend to be alone with our singleness, oh, and Wanda Curtis … [FEATURED TAGS: Wanda Curtis, Nikki Blond, Michelle Wild, Judit Vecsey, Judith, Michael Ninn]
2/13//03	Well, it’s taken some time, but we’ve finally figured out D.Minion’s plan when she writes her annual report on the January Las Vegas Convention. She would like it to take you members approximately as long to read about the conventions, and look at the pictures, as it took us to actually attend the events. Even with imported help from the U.K. it took nearly as long to put all of this in order, giving those people that D.Minion doesn’t believe exist, the ones that just look at the pictures, a reasonable chance to find everything. Just as a summation: You have 14 pages, 219 pictures, and our two best video clips ever to see, well, if you really, really liked the hampster bits. Don’t try this on an empty stomach … [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, AVN Awards, Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Kristal Summers, Georgia Adair, TJ Hart, Wendy Divine, Julia Ann, Dee, Inari Vachs, Keri Windsor, Stephanie Swift, Amanda Lexx, Serenity, Jessica Drake, Monique Alexander, Fujiko Kano, Sydnee Steele, Devinn Lane, Exclusive Video, Lon, Steve, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]
2/10/03	We’ve hit upon a new philosophy here at the office: If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, heap ’em with hardcore. So that’s what we’re doing to distract you from the fact that we still haven’t gotten through the volumes of information D.Minion turned in regarding the AEE. (We took classes in law school that required less reading, dang.) Until we do, you can watch Stormy Masturbation and a young porn star “Gauge” a couple of potential suitors. We explain more inside, but let’s say for now we’re quite certain about the answer to an age old question: It’s beautiful, and it’s indeed art. There, now don’t you feel better? [FEATURED TAGS: Stormy Daniels Video, Gauge]
2/7/03	Well, now Carol has a new section to give her some navigation advice, Lon has a new board so he can let us know where we screwed up, and we all have a second “Ninn Worx Weekend” to pay attention to. All in all, this seems to be shaping up right nicely. Oh, and we should give a special thanks to SteveD for the “Flying Elvis” inspiration. As you can tell from the thumbnail below, some pictures are worth way more than 1,000 words … [FEATURED TAGS: Aurora Snow, Bunny Luv, Ava Vincent, Michael Ninn]
2/6/03	We’re gearing up for another round of Naughty Amateur Home Videos with our favorite hosts of the series, Julia Ann and Inari Vachs. Back in the old days, however, Julia used to host the show with Taylor Hayes, and that’s who was there on this day when D.Minion visited the set. Well, technically Taylor was only there one of the two days for the shoot. History would show that Taylor eventually became too “naughty” for the show altogether, and Inari stepped in. Never underestimate the simple value of serendipity. The kindness of strangers is nothing compared to that. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann Video, Taylor Hayes Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]
2/4/03	Today you get to take a bath with TJ Hart. At times like this, brief introduction my be a wise and understanding friend. [FEATURED TAGS: TJ Hart, D.Minion]
2/3/03	Proving again that sometimes it’s enough just to be beautiful, we give you the Risqué version of a Christmas Photo. The story pretty much explains itself, but we should note that the executive that received this gift was indeed touched. He was also in a bit of a bind. He couldn’t hang the picture in his office for fear of seeming to have “favorites,” and he couldn’t hang it at home because, well, wives are funny about that sort of thing. Last seen, the picture was beside his desk on the floor, beautiful frame and all. Ah, well, it’s the thought that counts, right?[FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Dee, Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs, Devinn Lane, D.Minion]

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