Filed Under: Phoenix Ray

February 2006 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

2/26/06

Do you know how you know you’re in Los Angeles? I was sitting outside a little sandwich shop yesterday and a guy walked down the street in one of those t-shirts that have obviously been washed about 500 times – you know the “favorite shirt” kind of washing? The shirt said, “If we are what we eat, then I’m going to be you in the morning.” THAT’S how you know you’re in Los Angeles. Now you might want to decide if you’d rather spend a few days in LA, or (finally) peruse D.Minon’s account of the 2006 AEE. They should both take about the same amount of time, we’re betting, but the DM insights will still be cheaper, so they have that going for them. If you’re brave, keep reading, consequently … click here. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, AVN Awards, Juli Ashton, Kristal Summers, Jessica Drake, Kylie Ireland, Audrey Hollander, Julia Ann, Exclusive Video, Lon, Steve, D.Minion]

DM's Fault.    DM's Fault.    Not DM.

In case you’re not a member and are reading this on the free side you may still be curious (at least if you’ve been following along for a few weeks). In its final form, this one “post” weighs in at 38 pages comprising 4,500 some odd (and some a lot odd) words, 15 video clips, 400+ pictures, and uncounted amounts of weirdness. Do not be afraid if you’re thinking of joining, however: We usually keep a better reign on our faithful Minon. If you are a member, call your travel agent. Erotica LA is June 22-24 … and we’re forming the barest thread of an idea for an event there. At the very least we’re going to need more people to help distract DM. Kristal and Dee can’t do everything.

2/21/06

We’ve got a Big Time Stall going on around here today, but that doesn’t matter as much because we’ve also got the luscious Sarah Blake to help us fill our time. We’ve often said that we lead a very strange life, but it may be that strangeness has no bounds around us. A graduating high school senior (Yes, he’s 18, D.Minon.) casually asked me at lunch if I knew anything about Porn Stars. It seems his final paper has to do with “Women Enslaved by Pornography.” And the only thing this kid knows about me is that I’m friends with his dad. I expect I’d better ask Dad how much I can tell the young inquiring mind. As it turns out, I probably do know something about this subject. The rest of you should probably just enjoy Sarah. She’s really a lot more interesting, but we will let you know how it all comes out … so to speak. [FEATURED TAGS: Sarah Blake, Michael Ninn]

Sarah Blake
2/19/06

Kaylan Nicole is “Certifiably Anal” … and that’s a dandy way to start a discussion, isn’t it? Well fortunately today there are a lot more interesting things to concentrate on than “discussion” as you’ll see. There’s Kaylan, of course, and then there’s Jewel, Peter North, and a mystery guest. Sound interesting? Well we can feel confident as we tell you that “sounds” are only part of the attraction with this entry. [FEATURED TAGS: Kaylan Nicole Video, Juli Ashton, Jewel, Exclusive Video]

Kaylan's take on the “American Beauty” pose.
2/17/06

It’s quite possible that we have a Secret Agent as a member. At least that’s the latest philosophy around here, as we all went through Mr. Moto’s Photos from the AEE. After looking at over 1,000 pictures, not to mention actually attending the event, you’d think we wouldn’t be surprised by the people that our good friend managed to photograph. So we figure he just has some special powers, but at least he only uses them for good, and he does share with us after all, so that’s OK. Besides, you never know when you might be in need of a SuperHero. You really don’t.  [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, Rita Faltoyano, Sunny Lane, Mr. Moto]

A dazzling Moto Photo of Tory Lane.
2/11/06

Yeah, we know we’re putting up a story today with a date on it from a couple of days ago, but we’ve got so many different stories, and pictures, and clips and so forth in the queue that we didn’t want to hit everybody with too many things right in a row. Besides, this has Dee, and Holly Hollywood, and Mia Smiles, and a Big Star that we’d rather forget, honestly. And that doesn’t happen every day. There really is a method to this madness, and just as soon as we find it, we’re going to put it to good use. Really. Swear. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Mia Smiles, Holly Hollywood, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight]

Holly, Dee, Mia
2/7/06

Georgia Adair has come up recently on the Message Board, and naturally that got us thinking about her. Then in the midst of a feared Temporary Restraining Order we decided to do more than just think about Georgia; we decided to show her off. So we did. We enjoy easy things sometimes. We mean the showing off, not Georgia personally, of course. Also you can get a little bit of insight into what’s coming up (and you can understand this little picture) if you pay attention today. [FEATURED TAGS: Phoenix Ray, Georgia Adair Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Maverick's weather report.
2/3/06

We figure we lost Maverick, Doug, and a few others with the thumbnail, but for those of you that didn’t pass out just from a little picture of Kristal Summers in a bubble bath we should explain that we have many pictures, some rather more revealing, of Kristal in this bath today. We call it Beauty and Bubbles make the Babe. We also have Lon’s account of the Adult Entertainment Expo, all 3,407 words of it actually. Oddly this account seems to include complete details on every meal Lon ate in our presence. Hey, we just post ’em as we get ’em, y’all. In case you were concerned, we also have more of Lon’s … um … interesting photographic efforts. Someone needs to let him know that nobody really uses Polaroid cameras anymore … Maybe Lon’s just a very retro kind of guy. Speaking of that, wait until you see Juli Ashton and Kylie Ireland in 1995. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, Kristal Summers, Juli Ashton, Julia Ann, Kylie Ireland, Justine Joli, Sunset Thomas, Cytherea, Lon]

Kristal Clean
2/1/06

We’ve said it before, but we really do lead very strange lives around here. And apparently the condition can be catching as we’ll learn today. Once a distant Kristal Summers fan, then a shy Members’ Party attendee, and eventually a regular visitor to the Risqué homefront, our friend Maverick has taken a professional turn that’s really hard to explain. Now it’s not so much that the industry has a new webmaster among its members as it is that Maverick is that new persona. We know Maverick, and Maverick does NOT shoot POV videos with professional adult entertainers. Something is very, very wrong in the universe. We’re calling this “Fayed to Maverick” but that’s only for as long as it takes us to find that “Turn Back Time” Machine. Just when you thought you’d seen everything … [FEATURED TAGS: Faye Rampton Video, Exclusive Video, Maverick]

Mav's Dream Date
Cherry, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

November 2005 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

11/26/05

We have, you may have noticed, perhaps a slight tendency toward the insouciant. Believing fully in the value of the irreverent, though, we’ve nonetheless somehow managed to offend sufficiently few individuals to still be around a full decade after venturing into the now antiquated BBS form of the Internet. Well, things have a tendency to keep moving along, and the value of this retrospective potential spawned the last post of our “Thanksgiving Week, 2005.” We had one remaining D.Minion story for an old compatriot, and we decided this would be a good time to use it. So we did. Hey, once we finally decide something, at least we get right with the program. By the way, if you ever hear us plan on putting up a post every day for a week, no matter what our benevolent intentions, will someone please call a doctor? Someone’s clearly very ill at the office. Dang … this was almost like have a job or something …. Eeek! [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, Wanda Curtis, Nicole Sheridan, D.Minion]

Devinn Lane. Would that she were 'maid' to order.
11/25/05

So today’s one of those days you’re supposed to be sitting around remembering the 70’s commercial: “I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.” Well, maybe that’s what you’re supposed to be doing. What you’re probably doing is sitting around remembering how many variations on a turkey theme you’re going to have to go through to get rid of all of the leftovers and swearing you’re having pizza for Christmas dinner this year. Enter Taren Steele. Now you really don’t need to say much more than that, as we’ve found it a fairly useful phrase for completely reorganizing whatever train of thought you happen to be on. Enter Taren Steele. Yep. That about does it … [FEATURED TAGS: Taren Steele Video, Exclusive Video]

Taren Steele. Stone cold magnetic beauty.
11/24/05

Now you’ve got your basic “history” and you’ve got some ever-more-interesting “herstory” today, featuring some of the very early days of a Risqué Business. Now that wouldn’t be all that captivating perhaps, but we do get a chance to show off the early work of Alexis DeVell and Shayla LaVeaux, although I don’t recall either of them “working” too hard during this particular trip come to think of it. Ah, well … think of it as our thanks to you, seeing as how we’re almost always giving. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Exclusive Video, Risque News Insight]

Shayla -- with a Thanksgiving Spread of her own.
11/23/05

Michael’s finally got a new home for Ninn Worx, so he’s happy. And when Maverick sees today’s post about Kristal Summers’ Sensitivity Training, he’s going to die, but at least he’ll die happy. And D.Minon’s happy as long as everyone else it happy. And tomorrow we get to see Santa Claus in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, so what’s not to be happy about? Look at it this way: If the breast picture below made you happy, you can continue in the same vein … sort of. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, D.Minion]

Kristal bringing us all her breast holiday wishes.
11/22/05

We’re continuing our thankful ways today with a look back at Dee – before she had her own show on Playboy/Spice TV, and before she had her own show twice a week on KSEX. It’s a Night Calls sort of a post, this being rather of the Night Calls 411 variety. You know, we’re even fairly confident that we can think of at least one anonymous, but faithful, member that will be very thankful for these shots of Nikki Nova and her sidekick Crystal Knight. He may wish to remain anonymous, but you certainly can’t fault his taste in women. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Crystal Knight, Nikki Nova, D.Minion]

Dee's Breasts. We thought we'd get your attention right up front, as it were.
11/21/05

Well, it’s the beginning of Thanksgiving Week, and so we thought we’d do some giving of thanks this week. We’ve always thought that if you can’t be clever, you can always just be literal. So we’re starting with Julia Ann because quite honestly Julia came to us near to perfect and she moved on just the same way. It would be nice to think that we had a lot to do with Julia’s success over the years, but that’s just not the case. Julia’s seriously one of the most sincere and caring individuals we’ve ever had the pleasure of meeting and working with, and the fact that she used to spend time naked over at the house just kind of worked as a bonus over the years. Now if you ever happen to see Julia Ann on tour somewhere, be sure and tell her about all of the nice things we’ve said about her, and then see if she’ll get naked for you. Hey … it never hurts to ask. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, D.Minion]

Julia Ann
Julia Ann's Site
11/19/05

Oops. Juli Ashton and Tiffany Grannath make a quick appearance today, as we’ve once again been baffled by the “regular” Night Calls schedule that Playboy TV promises. Now the Halloween Episode did provide its predictable wackiness, and D.Minion even got a picture of a naked band member this time around, although before you get too excited we should “note” that it happens to be a male, so his member may not be as interesting as you might imagine. That said, we also snuck a secret bonus from last week, in our typically Maverick attitude around here. Without disclosing too much, let’s just say this part will certainly help you get your Roxys off. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Roxy Jezel, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Juli Ashton and Lil' Orphan Tiffany Granath.
11/13/05

Not many things are as enjoyable in life as Justine Joli, quite honestly, but Justine Joli Exposed (with Holly Morgan) would have to be in that list. While we’re off for a few days to try to make heads or tails (as it were) out of Michael’s next movie shoot, we thought we’d give you D.Minion’s take on one of his past ones. Hey, if you have to kill time, Justine sounds like a fine and dandy way to do it. Who knew her favorite punction mark was the ellipse? … Gosh … it’s no wonder we like her. …  =) [FEATURED TAGS: Justine Joli Video, Holly Morgan, Nicki Hunter, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Justine Joli
11/11/05

Psst. … Shh. … “Clicko on Kristal for Kristal via Clicko” … (Be vewy qwiet. We’re not hunting wabbits, but we still need to be vewy qwiet.) … Boy, did you ever have one of those days if you can’t decide whether you’re more Austin Powers or Elmer Fudd, or whether either one represents something we’d have to admit under the Fifth Amendment? In actuality, we’re probably more like Arthur Dent when it comes right down to it, oh, except we’ve lost our towel. Now rather than travel too far down that intergalactical line, let’s just Clicko on Kristal for Kristal via Clicko and call it a fine Friday, shall we? (You really don’t have to be quiet about it.) [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers]

Kristal Summers – way more interesting than we are anyway.
11/10/05

We travel from Juli and Tiffany’s Sexual College through the Monaco Grand Prix today, well, by way of well-endowed blow up dolls and heavily tattooed masturbatory bands. All in all, it’s a fairly typical D.Minion on the set of Night Calls sort of event if you think about it. Sometimes all we have to do is tell it like we see it. Sometimes that’s just plenty. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Christy Canyon, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]

One of the best pictures of Juli Ashton and Tiffany Grannath you've seen in awhile.
11/6/05

Our “Ninn Worx Weekends” make a stellar return today with its usual bevy of comely lasses, which is really rather funny when you consider that we’re talking about the latest installment of POP. (Well, it will be the latest when it comes out later this month anyway.) We also debut the appearance of the Existential Comic in what may turn out to be his only appearance in these wonderful pages – not that he’d care much one way or the other. It’s all meaningless anyway, after all. On the upside, Terrell Owens has a lot of time to read today, what with him losing his job and all. He should really think about existentialism as an alternative to his “whining as a professional art form,” don’t you think? [FEATURED TAGS: Terri Summers, Nikki Blond, Taryn Thomas, Mandy Bright, Monica Daniels, Erica Vachs, Phoenix Ray, Jodie Moore, Angel Cassidy, Tory Lane, Penny Flame, Tiffany Hopkins, Carmen, Anna Karin, Wanda Curtis, Olivia Del Rio, Michelle Michaels, Nikita Denise, Sharon Wild, Brittney Skye, Michael Ninn]

Terri Summers
11/4/05

How anyone can think that either Dee’s an “Unidentifed Woman” or, particularly, that Sean Michaels wouldn’t be able to identify her, just baffles the imagination, doesn’t it? Of course understanding the nature of XXX movies as we do, we can certainly say that this would be the first thing we’ve ever run across the somewhat stretches credulity. Well, we can cerainly say it, but we can certainly say a lot of things. In fact, we often do … certainly … say them …. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, D.Minion]

Track marks – Don't worry: Dee does not commit suicide in this movie.

May 2005 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

5/28/05

It’s Memorial Day Weekend, as most of the US folks know, and we’re celebrating. True, most Americans likely can’t even remember what we’re supposed to be memorializing (as anyone that’s ever seen “Jaywalking” on The Tonight Show can attest), but a very few people might recall that some people have spent millions of dollars, and some rather more important people have died, giving us the chance to carve our little free niche in the world. So grill some beef. Eat some hotdogs. Play frisbee with your dog. … And try not to be too upset with the fact that banks are closed on Monday. At least most of you don’t have to go to work, after all. Oh, and if you’ve got the time, you might check out D.Minion’s Risqué Retrospective. Nobody died, and not even any animals were harmed, in this little synopsis of time. But, gee, ain’t it funny how time slips away? [FEATURED TAGS: Alexis DeVell, Kaylan Nicole, Norma Jean, Serenity, Shayla LaVeaux, D.Minion]

Back when the old stuff was new: Alexis DeVell, Kaylan Nicole, Serenity, Norma Jean ... and some chick named Shayla.
5/27/05

The Porn Industry hasn’t quite figured out the deceptively important concept of picking a title with care. We tend to name things with what they ARE, rather than what they’re ABOUT. Of course many would say that’s simply because the adult “movies” are exactly what they are about, but those people are still wearing trenchcoats and looking for cheap thrills from a hole in the wall if you ask me. Fortunately, no one asks me much, and so I can spend my time enjoying Dee Directing once again. Also, I don’t blame her for the title. You can now enjoy her too. Let’s not think about the trenchcoat crowd for the whole weekend, OK? [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Ashley Blue, D.Minion]

How about “Mystery Loves Company” starring Ashley Blue and Mr. Marcus?
5/25/05

Over the years we’ve come to understand that it’s always preferable to wake up with a beautiful woman. Sometimes it’s even nice to wake up with three beautiful women, and if those women happen to be Juli Ashton, Julia Ann, and Becca … well, you’re obviously still asleep because you’re dreaming. Still we’re big on vicarious existence around here so you might as well sit back and enjoy something we (very cleverly, we might add) call Sybian Rivalry … OK. Maybe we’re still sleeping too.  [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Julia Ann, Becca]

This would be Julia Ann, Becca, and Juli Ashton, naturally ... so to speak.
Julia Ann's Web Site
Becca's Web Site
5/20/05

So you meet a new person, and you’re still in the getting to know each other stage, right? Well somebody new on the Risqué periphery was describing a friend of hers. “She’s a real Right-Winger,” says the strange new person (who gets stranger by the minute sometimes), “but she’s a closet liberal, because she has gay friends, and even a Jewish one.”

Good Grief: One step forward. Two steps back. Eeek! …

Aside from the patently offensive implications here, we also saw a dandy opportunity to introduce Night Calls from March of 2005, since we love irony in all of its many forms. You see, this particular Night Calls episode, besides featuring the usual Juli Ashton and Tiffany Granath raucousness, had a group of beautiful female boxers as their guests, and if I ever knew two women that needed a punch in the mouth … well, you just heard from them on the periphery. What a strange world porn makes. That’s what we always say … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Dee, D.Minion]

Juli and Tiffany ... glad they're not in the ring ...
5/16/05

“Sometimes it’s sweetness and light here in Porn Valley, but sometimes things don’t work out exactly as planned. Here’s the story of a movie shoot, The Dinner Party 3, for Ultimate, directed by Nicholas Steele, that didn’t quite work out as planned.” That’s the introduction that D.Minion wrote for this story. I’ll try again to explain to her that “sweetness and light” are relative terms, but until then you can enjoy the story. And isn’t “light sweetness” a nouveau term for fake sugar? Eeek … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Isabella, Lonnie, D.Minion]

Dee's thigh that binds.
5/14/05

We thought we’d spice up the start of the weekend with a bit of nostalgia, a bit of digital evolution, a small bit of Kristal Summers and Becca, and more than a small bit of Wendy Divine and Eric Masterson. You’ve also learned something for your grilling efforts this weekend. It’s always good to spice in small bits. You can always add more … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Becca, Wendy Divine, D.Minion]

That rotten Eric gets to be in the backseat with Wendy ... No fair.
5/13/05

I got fired from my job last week, and I was pretty upset about it. So I was watching the surf, eating a couple of wonderfully spicy carne asada tacos and sipping fresh limeade (that I got from a tiny beach-side place most people never even notice) when I thought, “Hey! Wait a minute. She can’t fire me: I own the company.” Then I felt much better. Still, we’re pretty honest around here, and so if you’ve a mind to hear it, I’ll tell you the story. You can always just look for some amazing Friday the Thirteenth Bonus stuff instead. What did you expect from a guy named Lucky? Oh, and this picture will find its explanation. Really … [FEATURED TAGS: Phoenix Ray, Justine Joli, Audrey Hollander Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

The site of my demise.
5/10/05

Somehow we woke up on Monday and it became Inari Vachs week. Usually we have at least two or three “groups” working on content for the site, and for some reason everybody ended up with Inari at Hedonism for their “random” selection this time. Maybe it’s something in the water, or cosmos, or something … or maybe a lot of people just think Inari’s really, really pretty … Whatever. We can live with Inari, Shore ‘Nuf …  [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs]

Don't you really love swimming?
5/9/05

OK. So we admit that it’s been awhile since we ventured by the site here, but we’ve been hanging out with Michael Ninn on the set of what we think will be one dandy piece of filmography. Also, we’ve been consorting with various porno babes that think they want our directional advice, and we’ve been reading about famous women that died in 1799. Hey, it’s been a busy week. There are interesting things in the works, y’all … Wait. Isn’t it a curse to live in interesting times? [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, Dee, Audrey Hollander, Michael Ninn]

Dee. As in Dee-lightful.

January 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

1/31/03

We’re debuting two new regular features for the site, starting with the addition of our new “Ninn Worx Weekend” which will feature photo galleries from the latest and greatest of Michael Ninn each and every weekend. Then we’ve improved our presentation skills (finally) with the slide show code Craig’s been on us about. He may be wrong about Rich not being very nice, but we have to admit that the show feature actually adds a bit of pizzaz that we’ve been lacking. Turns out some people like to look at pictures with their hands free. Wonder what for … Oh, most importantly we got to make a groovy new icon, and that’s why y’all are members anyway, right? You enjoy all the icons on the site. [FEATURED TAGS: Michelle Michaels, Michael Ninn]

Fetishy Michelle Michaels
1/28/03

As the folks around here are gearing up for the return of Night Calls Live next week, we thought we’d give you D.Minion’s account of the final show of last season, Night Calls, December 18th, 2002. You can tell by the date that this was their Christmas show, and looking at the pictures started to put us in the holiday spirit once again. Then we realized we just got the stupid lights down a couple of weeks ago, and we decided not to embrace the holiday spirit this quickly again. We decided, rather, to just look at, and read about, Juli and Tiffany (and all of their naked friends). Sounds way easier … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Jessica Drake, D.Minion]

Nice presents: Juli Ashton and Tiffany Grannath
1/25/03

If you don’t want to read about Kristal Summers’ Eager Beaver, and you don’t want to see 46 beautiful pictures of Kristal and Tanya Danielle lighting theirs up. If you have no interest in Kristal’s updated journal, or the new slide show feature from her latest cam show, Nurse Kristal, or if you don’t even care anything about the adult industry’s health practices, or D.Minion’s fear of prostitutes, well then you can skip this entry entirely. You can just go on back to your local paper and read more about professional football players than any one person should have an interest in, and check back with us next week. Just go buy your beer and chips and get ready for the Super Bowl, where crazy companies spend $70,000 a second to try to sell us things. Still, we’re thinking you might have enough time to fit this story in, and then you get to do both … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Tanya Danielle, Lola, D.Minion]

What's not to be eager about?
1/23/03

In an almost complete departure from anal pile driving, we have Playboy TV from a year and a half ago on tap today. It seems that back in October of 2001 Julia Ann granted The Bunny a favor and filled in for an absent Tera Patrick on Night Calls: 411. D.Minion dutifully accompanied her and wrote a fine account, even talking about anal, but not actually demonstrating it. Sometime thereafter we upgraded D.Minion’s hard drive at the office, and some of the files got dropped in the switch. When we put the old hard drive in a computer we’re building for Kristal, we found them. Now that’s probably way more information than you really needed, but there’s never too many pictures of Julia Ann, so here are some more. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Crystal Knight, D.Minion]

Damn fine representations of womanhood.
Julia Ann's Web Site
1/22/03

To tell you the truth, even with a fairly large site, it’s rare for people to actually write in to the webmaster about anything, well, unless they’re complaining. Those of you that use the Message Boards or the Chatroom know that there are a lot more “views” than there are actual people posting or chatting. Maybe it’s just the nature of the genre; maybe people just like their anonymity. So when we posted the first photo galleries from Ninn Worx last week, we didn’t expect anything out of the ordinary. We were surprised by the amount of positive comments people actually took the time to write. For all of you that wrote in, thank you! Here are some more from Fetish. For all of you that didn’t, you can look at them also. We still like you, too. Oh, and as another first for us, you’ll be able to see a hard core anal pile driver position, accomplished on a concrete floor. And people say there’s nothing to this profession. Pshaw. [FEATURED TAGS: Nicole Sheridan, Mia Smiles, Michelle Michaels, Aurora Snow, Bunny Luv, Ava Vincent, Michael Ninn]

Mia Smiles. TWICE.
1/20/03

It seemed like it was time to talk about Kristal and Inari, and so we are, in the flesh, so to speak. Actually D.Minion was on a set with them last summer for a movie called The Flesh Game from Ultimate Pictures, and she took 50 rather stunning, and occasionally personal-type pictures. Of course, that’s what she does for a living, giving us all just one more reason to be jealous of D.Minion’s job. One day we’ll actually get a picture of her too. Wonder what she looks like …[FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs, Shelbee Myne, Faith Leon, Jessica Dee, Naomi Marcella, and Tiffany Mason, D.Minion]

Kristal, a way we love her.
1/18/03

We’ve been deluged with sights and sounds from the convention, and last we checked D.Minion was on “Page Eight” of her review. We’ve decided not to ask anymore, and we’ve specifically ruled out murder and suicide as options for our web posting folks. You can’t be too careful, and DM occasionally has a lot to say. That said, we’re giving you a fan’s perspective, and a husband’s perspective while we wait, and, assuming The Force is with Us, a couple of different presentations of the perspectives. Sometimes it’s confusing around here … and that’s on a good day. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, AVN Awards, Juli Ashton, Wendy Divine, Jessica Drake, Monique Alexander, Sunrise Adams, Sydnee Steele, Georgia Adair, Dee, Inari Vachs, Kristal Summers, Julia Ann, Devinn Lane, Ginger Lynn, Jenna Jameson, Carmen Luvana, Wanda Curtis, Holly Hollywood, Craig]

Odd attire as the norm.
1/15/03

We’ve been telling you that we’d have a big announcement concerning Risqué’s Georgia Adair, and we’re sorry that you’ve probably been laying awake nights wondering what it could be. Well you can rest easy after you read our latest entry, but you might want to look at the 100+ hard-core pictures generously offered to you by Michael Ninn. We’re calling it Hardcore Announcement. And remember you heard it here first; we’re predicting big things in Georgia’s future. [FEATURED TAGS: Gauge, Aurora Snow, August, Taylor Ann, Michael Ninn]

Gauge smiles. Twice too.
1/14/03

It’s not the full-featured, action-packed, expose you might be waiting for. Rather it’s an aperitif, a sweet little taste, of the experiences of the Risqué troupe in Las Vegas. We attended the Internet convention, and then we attended the video convention, and, honestly, that’s really just a little bit boring to write about. However, we managed the enviable task of visiting with dozens of beautiful women, one of whom (That would be TJ Hart) decided to prance around the living room naked while she was waiting for everyone else to get ready to go to the convention. Just so we’re clear, if TJ decides to strip every time we’re late, it’s very likely we’ll never be on time again. You can understand why when you look at the pictures. [FEATURED TAGS: TJ Hart, D.Minion]

TJ Over Glass ...
1/6/03

Everyone who knows her understands that Julia Ann actually is one class act. Then Wicked made a movie called Class Act, and now it’s all very confusing. We’d love to tell you that D.Minion clears everything up for us in this second, massive, post, right in a row. Notice, however, that we are not. There are 212 pictures here, and that means we’re even boiling in Farenheight (Mav). Look at it this way. If you look at 50 pictures a day, it will only take you eight days to cover the last two stories. After that, we’ll be back from Las Vegas. You didn’t think you’d get away with one measley little Wicked homework assignment while we’re out of town did you? Oh, and there will be a quiz later … [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann Video, Stormy Daniels, Tanya Danielle, Nicole Sheridan, Zana, Exclusive Video, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]

What one wants waiting at home.
Julia Ann's Web Site
1/5/03

The entire office, and every one of the girls, are going to Las Vegas next week to see Bert and Lon. Well, there might be a couple of conventions in town too; we’ll check it out when we get there. With this in mind, we’ve put together D.Minion’s massive coverage of Devinn’s first productionThe Devinn Lane Show Part One: Forbidden Zone. There are 195 pictures, and 14 pages, here, but take your time. We’ll be back in a week, oh, and you haven’t seen the blue writing up above for about a month because of the holidays. Now you can look forward to coming along with us live again … [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, Jubilee, Nikita Denise, Nikita Kash, Phoenix Ray, Lola, Dru Berrymore, Monica Mayhem, D.Minion]

Devinn: shady in shades.
1/3/03

Ooooooh … There’s nothing more exciting than a good old-fashioned Geek Fight. OK. There might be a few things more exciting, but when the geeks are fighting over Georgia, well, that’s worth noticing. So we noticed, and now you can too. If you’re confused now, wait until you see this entry to our Adult Diary … [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair]

Adair you to pick a winner ...
1/2/03

Dee’s come up with a wonderful way to start the new year, as we show off minds as well as bodies. While Kristal makes herself ready for the Playboy Mansion New Year’s Eve Party, Julia Ann and Inari make themselves ready for Playboy Duties in Jamaica. Dee dabbles in gadgetry, and members are suitably impressed. Really. Swear. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Julia Ann, Inari Vachs]

Even Barbie is jealous of Julia Ann