3/30/02 | It’s truly awe-inspiring to see what a true professional can do. It doesn’t hurt if that professional happens to be beautiful and naked at the time either. In this “Risque” flashback, as it were, we spend Sixty Seconds with Shayla LaVeaux. We’re confident in assuming that you’ll be spending a little more time than that. Call it hunch … [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux] |
3/27/02 | We’re honestly a little afraid going into this one. D.Minion drops in with a nice little story about how Julia Ann fondled her at a strip club. Julia Ann Dances. Fine. No problem. Then we got to a story about buying a bunch of toilet paper and how that enabled D.Minion to convince women to get naked in the bathroom so she could take pictures. Basically, we’re just laying it out there: 96 Rolls?! takes us on a truly existential tangent. It can get weird around here. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Inari Vachs, Dee, Kristal Summers, Devinn Lane] |
3/26/02 | Juli’s back with a peek at another Ashton View thriller. This time it’s the interracial orgy from Essentially Dee and it’s a dazzling display. These people were having fun. You can call it a love story between close friends Juli Ashton, Dee, Lola, Marc Anthony, and Julian St. Jox. Or you can call it what we do around here: “Whole Lotta Humpin’ Goin’ On” — and members get to see it. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Dee, Lola] |
3/23/02 | It’s apparently a day for learning and dastardly deeds around here. Poor Kristal’s only one person grossly taken advantage of, as circustance would have it. We learn about some hidden perils of being in the adult business in The Price of Fame. Fortunately Kristal’s another trooper, and she obviously had a good time with Georgia as you can tell from Georgia’s Full Moon. We even get to learn about what it’s like on a “box cover” shoot, as Inari’s Box Gets Shot. With all the learning going on around here, we hope somebody’s picking up something. Gee. Members get everything … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Georgia Adair, Inari Vachs, D.Minion] |
3/20/02 | Wendy’s making another appearance, this time in the obviously anticipated “ending” of the Chronicles of Nick Manning. That’s how you know sex is over, right? When the guy orgasms? We conclude with volumes seven, eight, and nine, and it was fascinating to see how much film and time they spent documenting male ejaculate. We’d look into the theories behind that, but quite frankly it sounds like way too much work. We’ll let some aspiring Ph.D candidate do it, and then we’ll just read the answer. Until then, enjoy the pictures. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine] |
3/19/02 | D.Minion dove right into this one. Devinn was producing her first show for her contract company Wicked Pictures, and Julia Ann was starring with her in what was her first XXX movie in over a year. Suffice it to say D.Minion was in heaven as Devinn and Julia Made it Beautiful/Nasty. We’re quite certain that D.Minion had her index finger in a cast after this shoot. We mean from taking all these pictures, naturally. Give yourself some time on this one, as you’ve 200+ images to peruse. And when you’re done, you’ll understand this thumbnail. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Devinn Lane, Charlie, Renee LaRue, Lola, Nakita Kash, Ariel, Adajja, Amber Michaels, D.Minion] DANG! We forgot our blatent plug to sell the movie. Buy it here, please. |
3/18/02 | Sometimes it’s hard to believe the things that happen to Deb. Really cool things. Like right now she’s off with Juli & Tiffany (from Night Calls for you novices) doing who-knows-what. Next week she’s flying off to Florida with Shayla LaVeaux. The other night she was relaxing in her apartment when Wendy Divine dropped in wearing very little and willing to wear even less. Maybe I’ll just let Deb tell you about it in “Social Intercourse.” [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine] |
3/15/02 | As long as we’re in the Inari Vachs vein, as it were, D.Minion takes time out to provide a public service announcement. In announcing the startling revelation that “Drugs are Bad, OK.” she tells tale of a wayward actor who had partaken perhaps too much of a good thing. More importantly she gives us lots more pictures of Inari with the added motto of “there’s no such thing as too many spread shots.” She’s learning, this one. You don’t even have to learn: You can just look … [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, D.Minion] |
3/12/02 | It turns out that Inari and Dee have Friends in Mo’ Places, and if you understand that reference … well … you probably still won’t understand the bizarre elocution that accompanies some wonderful pictures in this posting. We have omnipresence and afficianados; we have epiphanies and corollaries, and we have them in a porno site. Quite possibly we stand apart from the norm. We’re just not sure toward which direction. We have, however, decided to not worry about it and to send you off to the story. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, Dee, Juli Ashton, Risque News Insight] |
3/8/02 | It’s amazing how often the two sides of the office are coincidentally working on the same type of content around here. While Deb had “her people” working to get up her experiences on Night Calls, Juli had been pushing us to get her own site up to date too. Well, what we have here is a Night Calls marathon going on, and we’ve promised to keep it going until we’re current. Kristal’s working on the image editing work for the February shows, and now you can finally read about the December shows! Feel free to look at the pictures too, if you’re so inclined. Mostly we’ve figured out, it’s good to be Juli and she appears to spend a lot of time with her arms in the air. Fame is an odd animal it seems. It’s less odd than not being a member, however. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Jessica Drake, D.Minion, Risque News Insight] |
3/7/02 | Deb’s been hanging with Juli quite a bit lately – shopping – conventions – working out at the gym. She went along to Night Calls last Wednesday and had quite a good time. Duh! Who wouldn’t? There were several of Deb’s new friends there, too. Deb meets the nicest people – like sexy women who don’t mind taking off their clothes. It’s a great job. Anyway, here’s Deb’s take on Night Calls subject for the evening “First Date Sex.” [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Kelsey Heart, Kaylynn] |
3/5/02 | Now that Kristal’s pursuing a new look, and a new friend to “look” at, Sweet Georgia, we thought we’d remind you all what the little darling looked like when she first came into the office. We’re all about potential around here, and it looks like we were right about Kristal. She’s turning out just fine in Changing Times … Wait until you see what’s next! [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers] |
3/1/02 | While you’re waiting for the new chat software to load for Wendy’s chat, you might as well open up another window, and remind yourself that basically Becca’s a Babe! Then you’ll probably want a third window so you can actually purchase Basically Becca from us, as it’s Ashton View’s latest release, and it’s been almost a year to the day since Juli first sought to release it. It just wasn’t perfect in her mind, it seems. Personally, I think she just wanted to do Becca some more. So now you can have Juli AND Becca as Juli and Becca have each other, basically. You don’t have to be a member to buy the tape, but you do to see these special pictures … [FEATURED TAGS: Becca] |
Filed Under: Shayla LaVeaux
February 2002 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
02/23/02 | We’re continuing to add help around the office, and one of our newbies went through and picked a bunch of pictures from Juli’s VCA career. We probably should have been more specific, but we do have a bunch of dirty pictures of Mostly Juli Ashton, with a healthy splattering (pardon the pun) of Shayla LaVeaux, Vicca, and various others from our past … including a picture of Nikita’s face. It just gets stranger and stranger around here. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Alexis DeVell, Missy, Vicca, Nikita, Rayveness, Kylie Ireland, Jill Kelly, Kim Kataen, Jeanna Fine, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight |
2/19/02 | Deb had the pleasure of going shopping with Juli & Tiffany Granath the other day. Fortunately for Deb & Juli, Tiffany considers herself to be a professional shopper and she knew where all of the coolest shops were. Deb followed them around (even inside some dressing rooms) and then went back home with Juli for a fashion show of the day’s purchases. For once, you didn’t have to be there. You can see it now as “Night Calls on Sunset.” [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Risque News Insight] |
02/17/02 | Wow! We’ve got a massive influx of Inari!! Everyone’s pitching in around here, and the speed is truly dazzling. Kristal’s learning Photoshop, and Dee’s getting quite good as a photographer. That may not sound like much, but, well, aside from the fact that we’re easily dazzled, Kristal and Dee don’t mind working naked, and that’s a bonus in any work environment. As Kristal was working on pictures Inari brought back from her first time On the Road with Felecia, we ran across Dee’s first photography efforts and Inari blows the Italian. They both got done at the same time, so now you can see them both. Next we’re working on pictures of Kristal and Dee working naked. Nothing but work, work, work around these parts. All parts are not created equal, it seems. Good thing there’s no such thing as too much Inari. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, Felecia, Dee] |
2/15/02 | Good grief! It’s Done!! The Adult Entertainment Expo Extravaganza story is finally here. It’s the Illiad; it’s the Odyssey. DMinion has sure enough hit a Homer-Run! This is a big one, folks, so sit back with a babe and a beer, and “butter-up” … [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, AVN Awards, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Dee, Becca, Julia Ann, Devinn Lane, Chloe Jones, Carmen Luvana, Danni Ashe, Cheyenne Silver, Veronica Hart, Janine, Nikita Denise, Lola, TJ Hart, Jessica Drake, Sydnee Steele, Michele Morgan, D.Minion] |
2/14/02 | Join Deb as we visit, once again, that star known for her huge, natural breasts and her successful web site. It’s none other than Danni Ashe in Deb’s next entry “Danni Travels Worldwide.” [FEATURED TAGS: Danni Ashe, Devinn Lane] |
2/13/02 | We’re plowing through old Night Calls memories, here, and as long as we give up sleep, commit to eating just once a day, and learn how to catheterize ourselves, we have some chance of getting current with this program. Maybe if DMinion didn’t have such a Juli fetish, or a Tiffany fetish, or a Dee fetish, or an Inari fetish. Personally, I liked Jezebel Bond dressed up like a man, but I pretty much like Jezebel dressed up in anything. Check out Night Calls — November 7th, 2001 and cast your own vote. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Inari Vachs, Dee, Jezebel Bond, D.Minion] |
2/12/02 | In honor of Wendy’s “chat” tomorrow night (2/13/02) we’re showing off some pictures she gave us that members could have seen live if they tuned to her 24-hr cam at the right time. According to Wendy, we should be checking more often, because she has some interesting friends. They also happen to be not very shy, it seems. For example, she convinced one young lad that it was a really good idea to let her shave off all his body hair, and then do his friend with a strap-on. We wonder how she did that, now that we think about it. Check out Wendy’s impromptu fun, and then tell us your thoughts. Remember you can ask her about it tomorrow too. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine] |
2/8/02 | Devinn and DMinion have conspired to give us a rather wacky view of what it’s like to hang around with Devinn Lane. First you get to watch her shave. Then she plays with an “Anaconda-like” dildo. Then she give gynecology lessons on her web cast. After dinner she goes to a trendy Hollywood club to visit with people that can’t hear each other speak. It’s really quite odd. And she’s moving a block away from DMinion in a month. We’re pretty sure it’s going to get odder. Better hitch up your wagons and follow along with Devinn’s Day and Devinn’s Night. [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, D.Minion] |
2/6/02 | Kristal has updated her journal, and she’s been playing in the chat room all week, looking for bugs. She claims it’s been working fine, and she’s met some really “nice” people, so we’re supposedly all set for tomorrow night. If this doesn’t work, we’re just going to buy the software and serve it ourselves, but since that involves some serious expense it would be really helpful if y’all could convince a couple dozen of your best friends to become members too. Really. We’re showing you more pictures of Kristal to help convince you. Really. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers] |
August 2001 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
July 2001 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
7/30/01 | Wow, since we’re such a cutting-edge company, we get to try out some of the new technology way before mere mortals can play with the new toys. Well, in that vein, today we have something special to share with you. Deb and Bernie are driving across the USA in a vintage convertible Jaguar, because that’s the kind of thing they do for fun. (Don’t ask.) [We interrupt this captivating “New Stuff” posting to insert a requested correction. We’re quoting from an email here, sent from somewhere West of the Mississippi. According to Bernie, and I quote (which is why I’m going to use quotes), “it is not a convertible — it’s a 1985 Jaguar XJS V-12 Coupe with 137,000 miles on it. Not everything works just right anymore, but it’s still a joy to drive (and to look at). I love this car. I would appreciate you using this information on the New Stuff page to correct your information …” Whew! A Boy and his Car, huh? Ah well, never underestimate the Power of the President, even one crusing the Interstate. We now return you to your regularly scheduled posting.] Anyway, they took along this cool thing called a “laptop” computer, and Deb’s sending in stories from across the Great American Interstate System. When they become available, you might want to check out this “laptop” thing: We’re thinking it could catch on. Trust us on this, and read about Deb’s Visit with the Las Vegas Sheriff’s Department. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine] |
7/26/01 | At the Internet conference we attended in January, several of our girls went to a seminar concerning how to treat models a webmaster wants to shoot for his web site. It turns out that this seminar dealt with the amateur model only. Wendy Divine and Devinn Lane vowed to be the voice of the professional Internet model at future conferences. Thankfully, Deb was there as “Wendy Divine Tells Webmasters How to be a Model Employer.” [FEATURED TAGS: Internext, Wendy Divine, Devinn Lane] |
7/25/01 | OK, now we’re really starting to spoil you. First we have some Hot and Hardcore on the set with Kristal Summers, and then D.Minion takes you behind the scenes with Devinn Lane Dancing. We thought we’d take a minute here to just point out that although they’re never mentioned in the story, the photos that accompany the Devinn article seem proof that Debbie and Bernie have much better jobs than many people. Good thing no one cares if they “fraternize” around here — least of all Devinn. We promise not to ask for a raise for at least a month if we get to fraternize like this with Devinn too. Honest. [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, Kristal Summers] |
7/24/01 | It seems we’re on some sort of “French” kick here. Strangely enough, this particular “French” story happens right here in the San Fernando Valley. I think all of this will make a little more sense after you read Deb’s entry called, “French Kiss.” [FEATURED TAGS: Dee] |
7/23/01 | Continuing in our shameless vein of using any excuse to show you naked women, we have more beautiful pictures of Wendy Divine in Jamaica. Let’s just say that Wendy looks like a fine choice to hang around a nude beach with. Hey, we’re supposed to plug her new site, right? What better way than “In and Out of a Red Bikini.” (We’re shameless, not poetic.) Piece, baby … as it were. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine] |
7/21/01 | Deb was so interested in Devinn’s trip to France that she interviewed her and stole and few pictures of this great trip the girls took. Here’s Deb’s take on the adventure called simply, “Devinn Goes to France.” [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Inari Vachs, Devinn Lane] |
7/16/01 | In case you’d forgotten about the May trip to Paris that Devinn Lane, Inari Vachs, and Dee took, Devinn’s let us “borrow” a few days’ entries from her own personal web site. After you’ve read about these Americans in Paris, you’ll want to visit yourself. You’ll probably also want to take Devinn along. We did — or Inari, or Dee … Bon Appétit! [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Inari Vachs, Devinn Lane] |
7/15/01 | This is an exciting day!! We rarely have a “New Stuff” entry of this magnitude!!! Wendy Divine’s New Site opens TODAY!! Wendy has had a very successful site for several years, but she’s opening up her newest site right here. The Live Cam inside her home will be ready at any moment and live chat sessions will spice up your nights! We’re thrilled to have Wendy with us — and you will be, too! [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine] |
7/14/01 | Debbie just keeps having good ideas about taking beautiful porn stars to strange locations and then taking pictures of them. As proof of this, Deb takes us to the Renaissance Faire in San Bernardino County and, fortunately, she had the foresight to take the buxom Kristal Summers along with her. She calls this entry “Cum, Cum M’Lady.” [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers] |
7/13/01 | Juli Ashton dropped by the office with a bunch of stories, which was cool. She also had a bunch of images that were already digital, which was much cooler. You can read about her travels, or you can go directly to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico for a magazine “spread” with Juli. You can also go directly to relive a trip to Hedonism II in Negril, Jamaica with Juli and friends, including Doria. Or you can go directly to her most recent trip to Jamaica, this time to Hedonism III, and peek in on Juli, Wendy Divine, Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs, and Dee all swimming with dolphins. Turns out it’s good to be Juli. Turns out it’s good to be a member too! [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Doria, Shayla LaVeaux, Nikita, Rayveness, Dee, Inari Vachs, Wendy Divine, Kristal Summers] |
7/10/01 | Dee, Juli & Kristal, naked! What a pleasant surprise! [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Dee, Kristal Summers] |
7/10/01 | It’s Wendy Divine! Naked! [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine] |
7/9/01 | None of us in the office are what you might consider “Outdoorsey” kinds of people. Bernie watches golf on TV, and he and Juli have even been known to play a bit, but that about covers it. However, when D.Minion came back from a hard-core shoot (for a movie called Extreme Pleasures) with some photographs of Inari Vachs having sex in the wild, well, many of us here just want to go camping with Inari. It appears we won’t even be getting very many of our clothes dirty. We’ll go get some sun block, while you check out “Extreme (Inari) Pleasure.” [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, D.Minion] |
7/7/01 | Hey cool! D.Minion got the chance to hang out with Julia Ann and Janine of “Blondage” fame at a local club this past weekend. That’s nice. D.Minion also got the chance to talk to the luscious ladies and take candid naked photographs of them. That’s very nice. You get to see, and that’s the nicest of all. Awwwww. [FEATURED TAGS: Blondage, Julia Ann, Janine, D.Minion] |