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March 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

3/28/03	Ninn Worx Weekend reaches new dazzling heights as you can now see Lost Angels Michelle Michaels, with Shayla! Some people just really age well, and sometimes they get a chance to work with people as visually talented as Michael Ninn. And sometimes that’s enough. [FEATURED TAGS: Michelle Michaels, Shayla LaVeaux, Nikita Denise, Charlie, Michael Ninn]
3/27/03	It should be enough to say that Kristal and Inari would be the Natural Selection here, but then that wouldn’t give just due to D.Minion’s unique style of presentation. In addition to the lovely ladies performing various sex acts, and insight into (now old) industry dating habits, we’re increasing the mammal and aviary content remarkably here as we have our first photos of a rooster, an ostrich, and two shots of a llama. If you’re curious, there is absolutely no sexual content with the above mentioned animals, however. Actually if you were curious, you should seek professional help. You have issues. The rest of you members can just enjoy the reading … and the view. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs, D.Minion]
3/24/03	This whole war thing has kind of thrown us off kilter around here, and we just realized that we forgot to put up Night Calls, March 5, 2003 because we were busy watching us blow things up on television. Regardless of your feelings surrounding America’s efforts in Iraq, you will probably enjoy taking a small break in the action to read about Juli and Tiffany and a bunch of their naked friends. Sorry, Carol, we’ll do better next time … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, D.Minion]
3/21/03	This time around our Ninn Worx Weekend offers you Shay Sights, Wanda Curtis, Michelle Michaels, Mia Smiles, Jenna Haze, Nicole Sheridan, Judith Boodr, Bunny Luv, and Nikki Blonde — all enjoying themselves. If you’re a fan of solo girl action, you’ll have fun with this one. If you’re not a fan in that category, you just might be after this one. Oh, and if you look carefully you’ll even catch a brief view of our old friend Shayla LaVeaux, sans briefs of course. [FEATURED TAGS: Nikki Blonde, Jenna Haze, Wanda Curtis, Aurora Snow, Nicole Sheridan, Shay Sights, Wanda Curtis, Michelle Michaels, Mia Smiles, Jenna Haze, Nicole Sheridan, Judith Boodr, Bunny Luv, Michael Ninn]
3/18/03	It’s rather unlike us to come up with something even vaguely topical, except for Juli’s Night Calls postings, of course. She always was the timely one among us. However, sometimes something so surreal happens that it "bares" (as it were) mention in prompt fashion. You would have to be a pretty faithful member to remember back to a time when D.Minion felt shy and lonely and speechless on a XXX set, but it happened recently. We found this and other facts surrounding the shoot notable, so, clever folks that we are, we decided to note them. The movie won’t be out until May, but you can get your first looks at former Playmates and Pets Victoria Zdrok and Linn Thomas as they venture into the hard core video world. Come to think of if, that made a lot of us speechless that day, except for Michael: He just kept saying, "Damn …" That’s what you’ll be saying too after you see the 153 pictures and the 5 mpegs! [FEATURED TAGS: Victoria Zdrok, Linn Thomas, Mandy Bright, Olivia Del Rio, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
3/14/03	We have a lot of women who seem to enjoy the sexual company of other women today, as we continue the Ninn Worx Weekend fest with the final gallery from Fem 1: Aria. On the menu we find Tanya Danielle (in her first visit with our members that wasn’t in Class Act) and Laurie Wallace, which we’re not sure you’ve ever seen before. Then we have Ninn Worx contract player Wanda Curtis with "Sights" upon Shay, and Stephanie Swift’s discovery (again) Michelle Michaels briefly appearing, sans briefs, with Dru Barrymore, our candidate for the worst choice of "nom du porn" that we’ve seen in recent years. Free advice here for aspiring "Adult Actresses:" Don’t choose a stage name that actually detracts from your sex appeal and/or beauty. Free advice for members: Click on the Picture. Then send D.Minion an email that informs her she’s been totally beaten on the shameless plug game. (Be kind in your letdown ….) [FEATURED TAGS: Michelle Michaels, Dru Barrymore, Shay Sights, Wanda Curtis, Laurie Wallace, Tanya Danielle, Michael Ninn]
3/13/03	We’re saying farewell to our old friend "Nextel" Tim today, as he goes off in search of greener pastures. It’s sad, but not tragic, as we hope to see him around these parts again some day. As a tribute to his favorites, we imposed on our friends at VCA with a request to give us the publicity shots from Daydreams, Nightdreams, and they were kind enough to comply. So on Tim’s final day, he has Shayla LaVeaux, Juli Ashton, Asia Carrera, Kylie Ireland, Jill Kelly, and Missy. You all can have them on Tim’s final day too. That way you’ll always think kindly of Tim, and it’s good to always think kindly … [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Juli Ashton, Asia Carrera, Jill Kelly, Kylie Ireland, Missy, Mia Ciccero, Risque News Insight]
3/12/03	If Jessica Drake just weren’t so doll garn’d purty we probably wouldn’t talk about her at all. We hate to admit it, but we’re actually that shallow. She’s just a darling, though, and so D.Minion offers up her summary of Jessica Drake’s second stint on Playboy TV’s Inside Adult. Playboy has since "paused" this show, and we’re just a little bit bitter about that fact. We do, however, give you a chance to put a little bee in their bonnet about our buddy Jessica. Oh, and Bert was kind enough to share some more AEE 2003 pictures, and there’s just a little diddy about Georgia. She’s such a tease, but we love that about her. We hate to admit it, but we’re actually that shallow too … The depth around here is amazing. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, Jessica Drake, Felicia Fox, Keri Windsor, Kelly Erickson, Georgia Adair, Juli Ashton, Kristal Summers, Christy Canyon, Alexis Amore, Inari Vachs, Ginger Lynn, Bert, D.Minion]
3/7/03	The Ninn Worx Weekends continue today with the first look at Lost Angels 2 featuring Michelle Michaels. We must admit we’re at a loss ourselves as to why we started with number two in the series, but we’re attributing it to Stephanie Swift. She was in the office this week, and she coincidentally manages Michelle, and we got to talking about her working for Michael Ninn, and then … we think we just got confused. You can skip this until we get to Lost Angels 1 featuring Nikita Denise if you want, but then how would you get your weekend going? [FEATURED TAGS: Michelle Michaels, Nikita Denise, Michael Ninn]
3/5/03	Those of you tired of seeing Kristal in hardcore action might just as well skip this post. Those of you that actually read the words will get a bonus here, however. That pretty much sums it up for today. If you’re interested, take a "Peekie at the Tiki …" (Hut, hut.) [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Anais, Monique Alexander, Cherry Rain, D.Minion]
3/4/03	Possessing more than the normal amount of lunacy, D.Minion outdoes herself this time around with her coverage of Night Calls, February 19, 2003. We get to talk about The Home and Garden Channel, Juli Ashton’s latest project, tofu, and the now ubiquitous topic, anal penetration of a male by a female. If that’s not enough to capture your interest, you might check out some unusually dazzling pictures of Tiffany Grannath. If that doesn’t do it for you, you might consider just going to bed. You’re obviously tired. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Aurora Snow, D.Minion]

February 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

2/28/03	Being low people on the totem pole around here means that we get to sit around and compile photo sets and fill orders, and organize tax stuff. It decidely does not mean that we get to visit porno sets and watch beautiful women have sex and generally just hang around naked. Being low people on the totem pole, in short, sucks. That said, we did enjoy the latest Ninn Worx Weekend, and hope springs eternal for a taller totem pole in the future. [FEATURED TAGS: Wanda Curtis, Nikki Blond, Michelle Wild, Judith Bodor, Michael Ninn]
2/27/03	In terms of a quickie “FYI” we definitely have “I” and it’s definitely “FY.” However, we’re still working on the concept of “quickie” — Dang women around here don’t seem to appreciate them, but we digress as we progress … [FEATURED TAGS: Victoria Zdrok, Linn Thomas, Michael Ninn]
2/25/03	For those of you planning your next orgy, you might want to give a look to D.Minion’s take on one Serenity put together early last year. Even if you’re not scheduling your own event, you might reconsider once you get a gander at the party Kristal and Dee got to attend. At the very least, we know whom we’re inviting to the next office party … And they don’t even have to bring pants … [FEATURED TAGS: Serenity, Kylie Ireland, Nikita Denise, Dee, Kristal Summers, Christi Lake, Zana, Cheryl Dynasty, Lezley Zen, D.Minion]
2/21/03	As per usual around here, we had to interrupt our regular scheduled “Ninn Worx Weekend” and delay to remainder of the Euroglam galleries. We did so, however, because we wanted to “Share some Shayla” with you. We don’t get the chance to do that nearly often enough anymore, but some distant rumors think that may change if a bit. That would be nice. Until then, this will be very nice, as Shayla shows off her Fem Friends. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Jenna Haze, Ashton Moore, Star E. Night, Dru Berrymore, Michelle Michaels, Michael Ninn]
2/20/03	What with all the Georgia work, getting ready for her first professional XXX feature, and the alleged visit by Maverick, we seem to have fallen behind in our Night Calls postings. It wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for the fact that Georgia herself pointed out our failings when she came into town. It seems she doesn’t get Playboy TV where she lives, so she checks out Night Calls by reading D.Minion’s accounts. Don’t you hate it when other people are right? If it makes you feel better, this installment includes a “bonus” section of our buddy Jessica Drake hosting the follow-up show Inside Adult. Hey we’re not always perfectly on time, but we always give a lot. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Jessica Drake, Stormy Daniels, Aria, D.Minion]
2/17/03	Sometimes all you have to say is something like Fade to Blue. Sometimes it helps to say something additional like, “Juli Ashton, Vicca, Nikita, Asia Carrera, Houston and Amber Lynn.” Then sometimes you need to thank some people like VCA Pictures, and then you have to just shut up and let people look at the pictures. “It’s nice to see people enjoying their jobs,” is sometimes a fitting ending. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Amber Lynn, Houston, Asia Carrera, Nikita, Vicca, Michael Ninn]
2/15/03	It occurs to us that in addition to our “physical” orientation around here, we’re also following at least one of the properties that we learned in physics class oh so many years ago. Remember entropy? Well hopefully we’re a ways away from total implosion, but this latest guest editorial has many of the faithful wondering. At least we’re wondering with smiles on our faces as we shake our heads, however, and at least we remain true to our appreciation of beautiful naked women. Our guest star today focuses on Jessica Drake and Monique Alexander, and he does quite a creative “covering,” as the young ladies do an equally creative uncovering … We should warn you, the thumbnail below actually has a pithy relevance to our goals here today. You worried yet? [FEATURED TAGS: Jessica Drake, Monique Alexander, Craig]
2/14/03	We can’t think of a better way to celebrate Valentine’s Day than with wild kinky sex. Of course being of that opinion and actually being able to follow through with the desire personally have historically proven to be two rather different concepts. So for the couples out there, you might take a look at the latest Ninn Worx Weekend in order to get some ideas, if not on interesting positions, at least on wonderful fantasy mates. The couples out there should also understand that the single folks among us think y’all really suck this time of year: You’re really sappy, and mushy, and just plain gross most of the time. We’ll talk to you next week. Just give us the weekend to be alone with our singleness, oh, and Wanda Curtis … [FEATURED TAGS: Wanda Curtis, Nikki Blond, Michelle Wild, Judit Vecsey, Judith, Michael Ninn]
2/13//03	Well, it’s taken some time, but we’ve finally figured out D.Minion’s plan when she writes her annual report on the January Las Vegas Convention. She would like it to take you members approximately as long to read about the conventions, and look at the pictures, as it took us to actually attend the events. Even with imported help from the U.K. it took nearly as long to put all of this in order, giving those people that D.Minion doesn’t believe exist, the ones that just look at the pictures, a reasonable chance to find everything. Just as a summation: You have 14 pages, 219 pictures, and our two best video clips ever to see, well, if you really, really liked the hampster bits. Don’t try this on an empty stomach … [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, AVN Awards, Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Kristal Summers, Georgia Adair, TJ Hart, Wendy Divine, Julia Ann, Dee, Inari Vachs, Keri Windsor, Stephanie Swift, Amanda Lexx, Serenity, Jessica Drake, Monique Alexander, Fujiko Kano, Sydnee Steele, Devinn Lane, Exclusive Video, Lon, Steve, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]
2/10/03	We’ve hit upon a new philosophy here at the office: If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, heap ’em with hardcore. So that’s what we’re doing to distract you from the fact that we still haven’t gotten through the volumes of information D.Minion turned in regarding the AEE. (We took classes in law school that required less reading, dang.) Until we do, you can watch Stormy Masturbation and a young porn star “Gauge” a couple of potential suitors. We explain more inside, but let’s say for now we’re quite certain about the answer to an age old question: It’s beautiful, and it’s indeed art. There, now don’t you feel better? [FEATURED TAGS: Stormy Daniels Video, Gauge]
2/7/03	Well, now Carol has a new section to give her some navigation advice, Lon has a new board so he can let us know where we screwed up, and we all have a second “Ninn Worx Weekend” to pay attention to. All in all, this seems to be shaping up right nicely. Oh, and we should give a special thanks to SteveD for the “Flying Elvis” inspiration. As you can tell from the thumbnail below, some pictures are worth way more than 1,000 words … [FEATURED TAGS: Aurora Snow, Bunny Luv, Ava Vincent, Michael Ninn]
2/6/03	We’re gearing up for another round of Naughty Amateur Home Videos with our favorite hosts of the series, Julia Ann and Inari Vachs. Back in the old days, however, Julia used to host the show with Taylor Hayes, and that’s who was there on this day when D.Minion visited the set. Well, technically Taylor was only there one of the two days for the shoot. History would show that Taylor eventually became too “naughty” for the show altogether, and Inari stepped in. Never underestimate the simple value of serendipity. The kindness of strangers is nothing compared to that. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann Video, Taylor Hayes Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]
2/4/03	Today you get to take a bath with TJ Hart. At times like this, brief introduction my be a wise and understanding friend. [FEATURED TAGS: TJ Hart, D.Minion]
2/3/03	Proving again that sometimes it’s enough just to be beautiful, we give you the Risqué version of a Christmas Photo. The story pretty much explains itself, but we should note that the executive that received this gift was indeed touched. He was also in a bit of a bind. He couldn’t hang the picture in his office for fear of seeming to have “favorites,” and he couldn’t hang it at home because, well, wives are funny about that sort of thing. Last seen, the picture was beside his desk on the floor, beautiful frame and all. Ah, well, it’s the thought that counts, right?[FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Dee, Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs, Devinn Lane, D.Minion]

November 2002 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

11/29/02	Now that the Christmas season can officially begin, despite what Southern California retailers have been thinking since before Halloween, we’re taking a moment to appreciate the time of year for its emphasis on retrospect. Words like “tradition,” and “history,” and other such creche phrases (sorry, Lon) bring about a peacefulness, and a comfort with one’s place in the cosmos. Were that not so we would never have the nerve to draw attention to what a half-decade in Risqué evolution has meant. Each of us represents the sum total of our experiences, and the people with whom we’ve come in contact. Were it not for everything that happened in our past, none of us would be in precisely this position today. So we’re showing off a good bit of our past, and hoping sincerely you forgive us our graphic transgressions of the day. (Honestly, some of the graphics are down-right ugly.) If you do nothing else, take a look at what Nikita can draw with a trackball; these were some extraordinary women in wonderful times. Let us borrow a phrase from Prophet Garth, as we offer this representation of, in Risqué’s view, “Back When the Old Stuff was New” … [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Vicca, Nikita, Julia Ann, Shayla LaVeaux, Devinn Lane, Chase Lain, Phaedra Alexis, Serenity, Asia Carrera, Taren Steele, Keri Windsor, Kaylan Nicole, Kylie Ireland] (By the way, there are 185 pages in this little trip down Memory Lane. Give yourself some time. Have an eggnog, and enjoy the weekend.)
11/28/02	We would be remiss not to add our Holiday Wishes to all of those you receive today. We hate that. Missing the first time is bad enough, but remissing really sucks. So we’ll leave you with a slice of the appropriate retrospect and the annual words of my favorite uncle, “Have a Happy Turkey Day. Eat Pizza. That will make the turkey happy …” [FEATURED TAGS: Nikita, Juli Ashton, Vicca, Alexis DeVell, Shayla LaVeaux, Taren Steele]
11/26/02	We’ve just decided to stop trying to make any sense of what we do. After putting together what in retrospect turns out to have been one of our largest single posts ever, we noticed that as a technical matter, this subject rests at best tangentially related to us. Still, when people catch our eye (our experienced and critical eye, actually), it seems worth note. Consequently, we created “A Stormy Brewing on the Horizon” and put it up for you. Hey, Stormy’s funny, and y’all know that’s our favorite characteristic around here. Sexy, willing to get naked, and funny: You’re a shoo-in for accolades. And it’s honestly nice to see success for a woman in the industry who’s not a “twig with tits” as some more crude than any of us here would be. We’re never crude. Really. Swear. So here’s the gig: There are 160 pictures, two video files, and more $5 words than you run across in a typical New Yorker Magazine article. None of this justifies our interest, of course, but it does lead us to one of our favorite excuses: “Hey, it seemed like a good idea at the time.” By the way, we have a special VIP member with us now. Welcome, Daniel. Now let’s just hope he doesn’t figure out the Message Board … [FEATURED TAGS: Stormy Daniels, Risque News Insight]
11/22/02	Kristal was bopping around her new groovy office computer and ran across some pictures she wanted to play with. We think she did some interesting work, and besides we really like Inari and Dee. We figure you will too as Inari and Dee Show us their Cannes … (We’re really incorrigible, really.) [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Inari Vachs, Devinn Lane, Jessica Drake, Serenity, Risque News Insight]
11/21/02	Contrary to popular belief, the most powerful person on the planet is not the President of the United States. The President has “checks and balances” and a whole bunch of folks that look over each and every decision, mostly trying to see what personal benefit they can get, but looking nonetheless. The most powerful person in the world is the cable guy. With almost no verifiable supervision, this person (and we admit “guy” may be “girl” ) determines whether or not your Internet business can actually connect to the Internet. They have evolved the “blank stare” into an art form; they can utter the simple phrase, “Hmmm” with devastating accuracy and result. They control our lives, and we can’t vote them out of office; you can’t really even talk to them without developing a nervous tick in your left eye. Dang. We say all this because FINALLY we can get back to work — four modems, two routers, no less than seven “service calls,” and 42 hours later — but who’s really counting? So now you can read about Julia Ann and Dee in Hercules. On the upside, it was worth the wait, and we’ve got an appointment to talk to someone about that nervous tick … [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Dee, Fujiko Kano, Sydnee Steele, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]
11/18/02	Except for the fact that the stupid Broncos embarrassed themselves on national television again, last week was a pretty good week. We figure it must have been because we started the week with Wendy and her birthday celebration. So then we figured we’d just start this week the same way, and keep right on celebrating. This is Wendy at a Hedonism III Bus Stop, and truth is indeed stranger than fiction. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine]
11/16/02	The secret to a successful web site may be to know when to “talk” and know when to just show the pretty and sexy women. We don’t often know when to do either of those things ourselves, obviously, but that may still be the secret. This time, we’re opting just to show off our lovely friend, TJ Hart and her “Hart” of an Angel. We’re going to stop talking now. [FEATURED TAGS: TJ Hart]
11/14/02	Ashton View drops (by) and gives us 20 (pictures). Then we use the excuse to try to “dig deep” and explain this Darling coupling between Ava Vincent and Kyle Stone. You know, the trouble with life may be that its simplicity keeps being way too complicated. This line of thought, however, should probably be for another day … [FEATURED TAGS: Ava Vincent, Risque News Insight]
11/13/02	It’s Wednesday, so it must be Night Calls, and the team doesn’t disappoint. That stands to reason, though, since we pointedly pursue only the salient points in all of that upon which we ponitificate. Get the point? It’s probably best just to stop reading now, and relive Night Calls, November 6, 2002. We’re going to find some aspirin. Then we’re going to go look for some more pictures of Amber Michaels … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Amber Michaels, D.Minion]
11/11/02	Fair warning for Wendy fans: We’re congratulating her on a special day, and you’d best remember your thoughts too. All the folks that went to the members’ party know that Wendy hanging all over you while she’s naked may be one of the finer moments in all of life, and it’s good that we take a moment now and again to thank her for her naked self. It also makes her happy, and a happy Wendy makes for a happy web site. We’re showing off a “Hammock Set with Eric” — but it seems she really had thoughts for the photographer. Maybe the photographer made a mistake about Wendy’s intentions, but he took 40 beautiful B&W pictures regardless … [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine]
11/9/02	We’re back to the basics here, as the boss-man has suggested we eschew further debate on the various intricacies of mechanical hamsters. We’ve gone back to the pretty women that make our lives such a joy. The upcoming Ashton View Basically Becca DVD has a special scene in it that our members will particularly appreciate. It’s Kristal’s first “on screen” work for us, and we’d forgotten what an adorable shy thing she used to be. She’s still adorable, even without so much of the shyness these days. See what we mean? For the record, as we replayed both the hamster approach and this original one of beautiful women and their fascinating lives, we reached a perhaps obvious conclusion. We have found it an “uplifting” old friend. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Lola, Juli Ashton, Becca, Risque News Insight]
11/7/02	We’re just being honest here when we say that most of you should probably just skip this posting. You know how it is when you clean house and get rid of a lot of things that have been cluttering up the place? Well, that happens in offices too, and so we’re just tidying up. Consequently, there’s almost no naked girls in this entry, and it seriously diverges from the fine adult content you’re used to. Still, we promised several members, and even our mom on one thing, and this is the result. You should probably skip the miscellanea and just wait a couple days. Who wants to see yet another hamster anyway? Mascot controversies are worse than quarterback controversies, after all. [FEATURED TAGS: Stormy Daniels Video, Hamster]
11/6/02	We’ve had to crack the Night Calls whip, what with the show airing three weeks in a row for the first time. Those of you that have checked out the new sounds in the chatroom know that we can now do so with sound effects, and that’s a bonus. The crew didn’t seem to mind though as they relived Night Calls, October 30, 2002 with all of its Halloween horror. We jumped right into the act too, as we realized there’s nothing much we like better than naked gouls … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Alexa Rae, D.Minion]
11/5/02	D.Minion loves Devinn Lane. D.Minion loves Devinn a lot. A few months ago we sent D.Minion to hang out on the set of Women in Uniform with Devinn Lane. What the heck were we thinking? In a posting that rivals the convention stories for length, D.Minion makes clear that she loves Devinn Lane. On the upside, we also have 113 pictures that show why this may just be a simple matter of good taste. [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, Asia Carrera, Lola, Nicole Sheridan, April, Tanya Danielle, Lezley Zen, D.Minion]
11/4/02	You’ve heard the expression “Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most,” we presume. That about sums it up with this posting of what happened behind the scenes of last year’s Playboy Magazine feature on “The Top Women in Porn.” True to our form, we give you the inside scoop … like Julia Ann’s horse, and Juli’s brief brush with surfing. You’ll even get to see Kristal as a golf tee for a dominatrix. We’re not sure what this all means, but then that’s the beauty of the extemporaneous: We really can’t be held responsible … [FEATURED TAGS: Brittany Andrews, Juli Ashton, Julia Ann, Kristal Summers, D.Minion]
11/2/02	As the weather gets colder and people are wearing more and more clothing, well, it’s good to live in Los Angeles. More to the point for the rest of the world, we’ve decided to take the positive step of sharing some more Cheyenne Silver with you. If 108 pictures of Cheyenne don’t warm you up, you have much larger problems. We suggest you consider running up your credit card bills … Screw the heirs! [FEATURED TAGS: Cheyenne Silver]

October 2002 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

10/31/02	The Essentially Dee week comes to a close, as it were, with visual depiction of a spontaneous lesbian orgy. Those, by the way, are our favorite kind. We have Dee with Juli Ashton and Keri Windsor, as planned, and the wonderful last minute addition of Shayla LaVeaux. Lest you be confused, we can assure you: Serendipity beats the heck out of skill. Dee ends her Essentially Dee Quartet on a high note, and we get to reminisce. It’s better than “Trick or Treat” … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Keri Windsor]
10/30/02	We get to see our old friend Lola today, as she indoctrinated one of the industry’s newest (and most well endowed) male performer, Jack. Moreover, she did so under Dee’s first directorial tutelage. We’ve said several mouthfuls with that, and Dee will add her own, but none of us can come close to Lola‘s on this day. There are some strange things in this world; Jack has one of them. [FEATURED TAGS: Lola, Dee]
10/29/02	Well, Dee’s fulfilling her promises “Essentially” as she lets us in on just how tough a job beautiful porn stars have. Poor things find beautiful women everywhere that want to have sex with them, and apparently Dee and Juli couldn’t resist. Must be something in the waters of the Danube. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, May, Dee]
10/29/02	The soap opera fans among you will probably delight in D.Minion’s account of Inari Vachs’ day in Danni Ashe’s “Babes of our Lives.” The rest of you will be as confused as I was, probably. However, the tale does have 63 pictures of the nubile Inari, and several of her fellow sisters in nudity, and that’s a seriously redeeming quality. As most of you already know: There aren’t many tails as nice as Inari’s … [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, Calli Cox, Chelsea Blue, Kate Frost, Nikki Nova, Carolyn Monroe, D.Minion]
10/28/02	Dee begins a few days of self analysis here as D.Minion ran across some lovely stills from Ashton View’s Essentially Dee and showed the pictures to Dee herself. Over the next few days we’ll get to see Dee in Budapest (with pretty girls), Dee in Juli’s old living room (with different pretty girls), and Dee directing her friend Lola (also a pretty girl). We’re looking forward to it, not only because of the pretty girls, but because they come from Dee’s Diary, and that means we don’t have to do the work. Dee will. Excellent! Beauty, brains, and one fine set of tits … That may well be the secret to life. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Dee]
10/28/02	Here’s one of the little trivia tidbits our members have come to love. Last year the President of Playboy TV tried to get Devinn an invitation to the “Playboy Mansion Halloween Party,” but he was unable to do so. This year our own Kristal Summers was able to accomplish this feat. She also got invitations for Amber and Monique Alexander too. While it remains true in life that it’s all about whom you know, it would be a mistake to try to rank those people always in terms of their job descriptions. Sometimes porn stars are more powerful than presidents. Go figure. And we got these pictures up quickly, and updated Kristal’s Journal, because we promised Mav we would; Heaven knows what else we’ve done just because “Maverick asked us to.” More lessons of life, we presume … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Anais, Devinn Lane, Monique Alexander]
10/27/02	You know, as you check out all the really cool video clips that are available on the web, it really hits home just how many people are a lot smarter than we are. Oh, well, we’re getting better, and they don’t have Kristal Summers to experiment with, so there. Still, as you’re getting ready for her cam show on Monday, you can check out 30 pictures and a couple of “better than last time” video clips of our beautiful Kristal. We’ve even included a special “Carol Clip” for the people with really, really sucky Internet connections. We may not be talented, but we care about our members … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Exclusive Video]
10/26/02	Night Calls reviews are back, and we even have a “bonus” show this month, basically because they no longer have Night Calls, UK to show on those months with five Wednesdays. Still we don’t care because we get Juli and Tiffany three times this month, and, even more importantly, the Night Calls team has managed to get Night Calls, October 16, 2002 posted BEFORE the stuff that it’s promoting. Man, we had to sit down when we figured that out. So check out the post; watch the season two premiere of 7 Lives Xposed with our Devinn Lane tomorrow; then watch Juli and Tiffany again next Wednesday. If you have any time left after all of this, you might email Kristal, since she’s really the one that’s keeping the Night Calls reviews moving on time. We love Kristal for more than her breasts. Wow. (Don’t tell anyone.) [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Devinn Lane, D.Minion]
10/22/02	It’s done; it’s finally DONE. The judges have finished with the despicable little task of reading answers to the same questions over, and over, and over … and they’ve chosen yet more winners from the event. We’ve been given a new-found respect for those among us that teach, and we’re vowing to slap someone with a cold fish if they suggest a “Trivia Test” at the next Members’ Party. On the upside, you can not only read the Top Twenty Answers, but you can see the best pictures taken by, or featuring, each of our lucky drawing winners, well, each of our lucky winners that didn’t get to see the Elvis Impersonator. It’s been nary a month’s time since the event ended, and we’re already through talking about it. In the words of one of my all-time favorite Country Songs: “Take this job and …” (I’ll be better in the morning.) [FEATURED TAGS: Risque Members’ Party, Kristal Summers, Dee, Anais, Wendy Divine, Georgia Adair, Keri Windsor, Mike, Carol, Brian, Carol, Bert, GMan]
10/18/02	As a rule we discourage introspection around here, finding that it too often leads to dismay, but on rare occasion it nonetheless seems the appropriate course of action. Apparently today found itself to be a rare occasion. If you have anything else to do you might want to skip this little path, but if you find yourself looking for a diversion, we have at least provided one. Some days, that’s all one can hope for … [FEATURED TAGS: Jilling]
10/16/02	We’re pretty sure that we’ve managed to actually include the appropriate pictures with this account. Today we look back at the view Juli allows us of Providence (as in Rhode Island). A Mysterious Member got a chance to spend his vacation with the lovely Ms. Ashton, as she spread her warmth and enthusiasm across America’s often frigid Northeast. He tells an interesting tale, and takes an even more interesting picture. So enjoy, and forgive us our indiscretion on the choice of thumbnail here. There were many picture of Juli we could have used, but, somehow, this shot just seemed apropos … and that doesn’t happen every day. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Steve]
10/14/02	OK. A couple of weeks ago, well eleven days to be precise, we put up a little account of Inari in Sex Court: The Movie. Apparenly we got confused. You see Inari was in Sex Court, the Playboy TV show, and in Sex Court: The Movie within a couple of weeks. So, well, we sorta mixed up the pictures, and now we’re looking at just another fine mess we’ve gotten ourselves into. Rather that go back and redo things, which regular readers might miss, we’ve just decided to come clean. This is the “real” D.Minion’s account of Inari Vachs in Sex Court: The Movie, but the pictures are from Inari Vachs in Sex Court the television series. The earlier posting was really D.Minion’s account of Inari in Sex Court the TV show. Clear? So you can read this story, and think about the one lonely picture in our October 3rd posting, or you can read the October 3rd posting and think about these 20 pictures, or you can do what we’d do. Just look at these pictures, and then go back and gaze upon the lovely Inari in Jamaica again, and then go to bed early. You need your rest, and tomorrow will almost certainly be a more traditional day, not that this necessarily constitutes a good thing … [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, Dee, Kristal Summers, Julia Ann, D.Minion]
10/12/02	Devinn Lane and Kristal Summers leave us Without a Trace. Now this is not nearly as troubling as it sounds, since Without a Trace is movie put out by Wicked Pictures, featuring a scene between Kristal and Devinn (and some misc. dude–they’re all misc. dudes). D.Minion was there all three days, and we have 110 pictures to prove it. This has been an amazing week, but what a truly extraordinary way to start the weekend. We hope you can handle the excitement. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Devinn Lane, Holly Hollywood, Star E. Night, D.Minion]
10/9/02	Never fear! We’re on the rebound. In an amazing burst of efficiency we have another Night Calls recap, complete and on schedule–with enough light, even. This one also has a naked lady cake, and you just can’t say that every day. Check out Night Calls, October 2nd, 2002 and find out once again how good it is to be Juli … and apparently D.Minion. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Cheyenne Silver, Holly Hollywood, D.Minion]
10/7/02	Well this is more like our old selves. Kristal had a cam show a couple of days ago, and we had vowed to try to post video clips with some expedience. We accomplished this goal, sort of. First the camera was turned sideways, and the whole 4+ minute clip will require you to turn up the brightness on your monitor to even watch. But we have a bright side, so to speak. We also have an on-air chat with the lovely Kristal promising a better effort next time, AND we have 35 pictures with wonderful clarity. We even made them BIG, since we’ve been getting some requests along this vein. Hey we never claimed to be perfect, and, besides, if you have to be in the dark, wouldn’t you rather be there with Kristal? [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Exclusive Video]
10/5/02	In celebration of Juli Ashton’s birthday, we have lots of pictures of Julia Ann naked. That may not make a lot of sense, but that’s sort of how we do things around here. We’re odd, but comfortable with it all … [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Nicole Sheridan, Alexa Rae, D.Minion]
10/3/02	Inari had a funny part in Playboy TV’s Sex Court: The Movie. That’s nice. Inari also bopped around Jamaica naked for Kristal to take pictures, and that’s very nice. We have both the story, and the 74 pictures, and that makes us nicest of all. We even have employed an unusual application of a Mother Goose rhyme, and if that doesn’t get you interested enough to check out the story, well, then go out and run up your credit cards. You’re almost dead. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, D.Minion]
10/2/02	In our ongoing efforts to show off all of the fun of the 2002 Adult Diary & SweetGeorgia.com Members’ Party, we have some more accounts of the “event.” Most of you will enjoy the 95 pictures of naked and cavorting porn stars. A few may not, this latter category being comprised of those that attended the convention, but didn’t win the drawing. Ah well, the ladies are still wonderful, and you can have the satisfaction of knowing that the rest of the world can’t see pictures of you hyperventilating and blushing and sweating … Heck, who even knew hamsters could blush? If that doesn’t help, you can always think, “Missed it by … THAT much!” (And if you get that reference, you are very smart.) Maybe next year … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Dee, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Keri Windsor, Maverick, Bert, Brian, Mike, Carol, Lon, Steve, GMan, D.Minion]

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