| 4/30/22 |  As most of us know, you should never try to teach a pig to sing, because it wastes your time and annoys the pig. Pigs are cute little things (or less cute big things), so we would never wish to annoy them. On the other hand, as Cytherea has taught us, you can teach a pig to fly — twice — if you befriend Erica McLean. To be clear, no harm was caused to any real pigs in the creation of this frolic. As you relax from hearing that last part, you might want to remember what happens if you put lipstick on a pit bull. You apparently get a Governor of Alaska. Strange politics up there in the freezing cold. [STAR TAGS: Sunny Lane Video, Nikki Hunter Video] |
| 4/29/22 | 
Risque “TOC” Squirt Squad[STAR TAGS: Mason Moore Video, Kaci Starr Video, Sindee Jennings Video, Priya Rai Video, Charley Chase Video] |
| 4/27/22 | 
Shayla Curiouser & Curiouser[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Chanel Video] |
| 4/25/22 | 
GingerLynn Days of the Dead[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
| 4/24/22 | 
247AdultStars Christmas in April & A London Event[STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, Katie K. Exclusive Video, Faye Rampton Exclusive Video, Michelle Moist Exclusive Video, Tracey Lain Exclusive Video, Syren Sexton, HollyD., Lindsey Dawn McKenzie, Holly McGuire, Keisha Kane, Melvina Raquel, Shay Hendrix, Loz Lorrimar,247AdultStars.com] |
| 4/23/22 | 
Cythereas Patience as (Explicit) Virtue[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video] |
| 4/22/22 |  When in doubt, throw an orgy. When your scene has no villain to douse everyone with horny-spray in order to induce the orgy, have your heroine vaccinate everyone against this diabolical spray, even though it has the side-effect of … you guessed it … making everyone horny. If the stereotypical porno pizza delivery person had a much more convoluted but equally inept cousin, the latest BatFXXX episode might just be it. This does not make the orgy less interesting, mind you. We simply wanted to be up front about the plot. Because everyone cares most about the plot. Right? [STAR TAGS: Breanne Benson Video, Isis Love Video, Persia Pele Video] |
| 4/21/22 | 
Shayla Phun with Phantastik Phakes[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video] |
| 4/20/22 | 
247AdultStars A 420 Aide with a Little Black Dress & Another Little Black Dress[STAR TAGS: Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, Sandie Caine Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 4/18/22 | 
GingerLynn Here Kitty-Kitty[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Tessa Taylor Video] |
| 4/17/22 |  Celebrating Easter has a controversial foundation in some areas of modern society. Staying resolutely away from any “rising from the dead” debate, around here we find all religious holidays a reason to honor Keeping the Faith, regardless of one’s afterlife position. With the possible exception of whatever-the-hell is going on with Russia these days, taking a moment to acknowledge the human condition and professing — however temporarily — an optimistic view of its trajectory seems both appropriate and necessary. Around here we accomplish hope today with Faith Leon, she of the uniquely applicable name. As we understand it, though, not all religious organizations recognize the value of our approach. Well, the trouble with organized religion has always been the organization. The poor, poor fools. [STAR TAGS: Faith Leon Video, Puma Swede Video] |
| 4/16/22 | 
Risqué “TOC” Revere Emancipation Day with No Strings Attached[STAR TAGS: Pamela Kayne Video, Angelina Video, Karma Video, Ameara LeVay Video, Alexandra Video] |
| 4/14/22 | 
247AdultStars Bessame Cate[STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 4/13/22 | 
GingerLynn Jasmeen LeFleur Preening & Pontificating[STAR TAGS: Jasmeen LeFleur Exclusive Video] |
| 4/12/22 | 
Shayla Nurse XY vs Nurse XX[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Jill Kelly Video] |
| 4/11/22 |  Just sit right back and you’ll read a tale, a tale of a fateful … decision. So now the rest of the song makes no sense. Never mind. … Seeing as how we did not make this decision, and thus only seek to assist those that did make it, though, we do not really feel all that concerned about any perceived change of direction. Basically, we find ourselves simply trying to help out some friends and using a bevy of beautiful maidens in the process. Think what you wish, but telling a story illustrated with naked women does seem to help keep people’s attention focused. It’s a living… [STAR TAGS: Gina Valentina Video, Justine Joli, Sunny Lane] |
| 4/10/22 | 
GingerLynn Natasha Voya – Jasmeen LeFleur – Missy Martinez – Jayden Lee – Amber Lynn Bach – Veronica Ricci… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 4/9/22 |  The talk about our various AEE/AVN adventures got us thinking about a lot of things we might be able to do in order to help people keep it in mind. First we had to explain to all the youngsters that Before There Was the Adult Entertainment Expo there was the simple “AVN Show” that happened in Las Vegas each January. The “AVN Awards Show” was its own — sold to cable tv, naturally — event, and basically people had a lot more money to blow on these conventions because the internet had not invented free porn yet. But you do not get to see in person those honest-to-goodness people not embarrassed by sex if you live your life on the internet. Maybe see how a Risqué Visitor found 2007, then think about packing up your onesies and coming out to say hello next January. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Anais Video, Michael Ninn] |
| 4/8/22 |  We have an interesting way to illustrate a bit of advice from aged professionals this time around. You see AVN has decided to run the 2023 convention during CES in Las Vegas. While this qualifies as great fun for those of us that can also get a CES Badge, it also vastly increases the number of people in town looking for hotel rooms. You do not need to have mastered much economics to understand what high demand and limited supply do to price, so if you want to be close, you might start seriously considering rooms at Las Vegas Resort World. … As motivation for us all, we have remastered the complete 247AdultStars coverage from the 2010 event because (A) AVN swears this year will be much more like “it used to be” in the room, and (B) we wanted to let people see what fun used to be like before the crushing ceilings and crunched aisles at the Hard Rock. We will miss not hanging with porn stars at the Virgin (now), but they might have thought of that too. Dang. [STAR TAGS: AEE 2010 Exclusive Video] |
| 4/5/22 | 
GingerLynn Taken … and Stirred[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
| 4/4/22 | 
Shayla One Bodacious Barmaid[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
| 4/2/22 | 
247AdultStars Caine is Able | Chessie Plays Pinball | (and Plays Maverick)[STAR TAGS: Chessie Kay Exclusive Video, Sandie Caine Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 4/1/22 |  We do not know why fools rush in. We do not know why fools fall in love. We can be fairly certain that hero types apparently feel as though they must rush in, and whatever transpired on this day of Batfxxx in the Enchanted Forest, it almost certainly had very little to do with love. Honestly, we do know enough philosophy to agree with the Talmud when it advises never calling out a fool as being a fool, because you will only end up with an angry fool. Odd how the tentacles of life learning can come together (pun definitely not intended) in one little — albeit quite colorful — scene in an adult movie. Without giving too much away, though, we can tell you that a fool and his honey are swoon parted. (OK. So that one was intentional.) [STAR TAGS: Krissy Lynn Video, Lolita Video, Scarlett Fay Video, Tory Lane Video] |
April 2022 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
Stars:Alexandra| Ameara LeVay| Anais| Angelina| Breanne Benson| Cate Harrington| Chanel| Charley Chase| Chessie Kay| Cytherea| Faith Leon| Faye Rampton| Ginger Lynn| Holly McGuire| HollyD| Isis Love| Jasmeen LeFleur| Jill Kelly| Kaci Starr| Karma| Katie K| Keisha Kane| Krissy Lynn| Kristal Summers| Lindsey Dawn McKenzie| Lolita| Loz Lorrimar| Mason Moore| Melvina Raquel| Michael Ninn| Michelle Moist| Nikki Hunter| Pamela Kayne| Persia Pele| Priya Rai| Puma Swede| Sandie Caine| Scarlett Fay| Shay Hendrix| Shayla LaVeaux| Sindee Jennings| Sunny Lane| Syren Sexton| Tessa Taylor| Tory Lane| Tracey Lain
Year:2022
Month:April
Basic technical knowledge of any situation wherein one endeavors to record a visual image — whether still or moving, actually — will lead to an understanding that one of the core principles revolves around controlling the amount of light that the lens on the camera allows through. In our case, 
Regardless of how one feels about the strengths, weaknesses, veracity, or outright stupidity of the last administration in the White House, only a true troglodyte could deny the overall truth the Fox News vs. Everybody Else conflict achieved. “In Your Face” has become the norm as a way of communication. Not being social scientists here, we will avoid considering anything at all even slightly deeper than that superficial acknowledgment, but rather have a slightly more fun way to consider 
School has started again most everywhere, and after the first week or so we can be certain of one thing absolutely. Whether masks, no masks, happy parents, angry parents, governors stupid or smart, you put young people together for a short amount of time, and Love Letters will begin to flow. Passed amongst friends, slipped into lockers, slid under dorm room doors, whatever, biological imperative trumps — pardon the expression — even heated politics. So we decided to relaunch our full movie Love Letters in honor of the joy of being college students. It was probably in honor of Kristal Summers too, honestly. Just by looking at the little thumbnail here you can see why Kristal has already received many, many love letters in her young life. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Monique Alexander Video, Aurora Snow Video, Karina Video, Avy Scott Video, Kylie Wylde Video, Teanna Kai Video, Anais, Angel Cassidy, Karina Kean, Chloe Dior, Alexis Amore, Cherry Rain]
Considering the weekend, here, we decided to put up an entire movie that celebrates good old American values. … OK. So not everyone considers what we do to have “value” certainly, but some people do. And 74 million people voted for a complete narcissist with a God Complex in the last national election, so we really cannot be bothered by people with very narrow minds. Regardless of the doubters, today we represent 
We wrap up a complete movie today, this time with the unique ability to verify that we have in fact put our 
If you had a holiday, say Christmas, where you celebrated by not doing any Christmas things — no caroling, no decorating, no eggnog or roast beast, no presents, and certainly no church — well, that might seem a little odd. Have a 4th of July without any fireworks? Good grief, what fresh hell is this? … Yet every year on this first Monday of September we all 
Planning has been all but impossible as anyone — well, basically alive and old enough to go outside on their own — can tell you. Back in July we were absolutely certain we’d be trekking to Las Vegas in January for the big AVN convention (the last one?). Then, gosh, this seems pretty hard to explain without getting stuck in the political muck of who’s doing or not doing what that made sailing smoothly into herd immunity a virtual certainty. So without going there, we can admit that we have found ourselves back in the world of virtual meetings, if that tells you anything. So we’re still thinking about the AEE in January, but we’re also thinking about not ending up infected by unwashed masses in an unnaturally cramped room too. (Hey, there’s a lot of drool at a porn convention.) So while we continue to think and see what happens, we thought we would revisit via remaster a particularly memorable trip from a few years ago. Gibby might be ok today, well above the fracas, but Shayla would have to hold her breath for like 12 hours straight. That sounds difficult. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, AEE 2014 Video]
We all enjoy holidays, if not for their underlying reason for existence so much as the fact that most of us do not have to work, even though we still get paid. There are other more personal dates in a year, though, that fall into the 
Even the most glamorous of events can blur together when you do enough of them year after year. By posting Maverick’s AEE 2017 report yesterday, we were able to juxtaposition Gibby’s AEE 2018 recollections today, theoretically at least demonstrating 
Everybody loves Earth Day, right? So we might know a couple of Super-Geeks that consider trees overrated, but you have to treat anyone that will spend hundreds of dollars on collectible “action figures” as a tad suspect; let’s be honest. So on this celebratory day — for a couple of reasons here locally — we submitted our entreaty to el jefe. He acquiesced with a thoroughly enjoyable addendum to My First Porno to finally, as he put it, “put that lady to bed.” … He excels at imagery, that one. Also, he happens to like trees a lot. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Chantelle Video, Brooke Ashley Video]
Honestly we probably should have chosen Inari Vachs or Shayla LaVeaux for a “420” post, but life does not always work out the way that seems most symbiotic. As a fall back, however, we have found that looking at 
We do not often foreshadow around here, but for some very important topics, we will make exceptions. Now certainly there may well be many more significant issues impacting the entire human condition and indeed the very planet Earth as we know it, but in some very small segments of time, in some 
At some point, presuming your plan for fame succeeds at least at some level, you will find yourself out in public being recognized when you look … well, nothing like you look on television. You might find yourself at Home Depot with paint all over your face and dirt (or whatever) all over you from crawling around under the house. Many of us have been in that public situation, of course, but few of us get 
