Filed Under: September

September 2011 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

9/27/11	You take your basic adult video site, and you start talking about video of “pie” and all kinds of naughty things most likely come to mind. While Cytherea and her CyCAM certainly fit that bill, we will warn you that D.Minion has once again outdone herself with her “Eye in the Pie” interpretation. Don’t worry too much, however, as we can assure you that even this oddness has nothing whatsoever to do with 3.14159265 … [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]
9/24/11	We theorize that you members have been keeping up with all the Risque Commune sites over the past week and a half. Because you have learned this a valuable effort, you have thus already seen Cytherea playing naturally au naturel in nature, Shayla being her naturally friendly self while “Going Down, Down Under” … and Maverick of 247AdultStars fame (yeah, well, sort of) turning a quite natural shade of purple in the presence of naked females. You have already seen all this so we don’t even need to mention it. If you have somehow lost your mind recently and have not been paying commune-wide attention, well fear not, we have linked you pleasantly today. And we’ve thrown in a study of Bijou Not Being Bitter as well. We think maybe she doesn’t understand that word. … And in case you’re wondering, we “theorize” all of this because we know what “assume” can do. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Jessica Drake Video, Dolorean Video, Tanya Cox Exclusive Video, Dee, Wendy Divine, Kristal Summers, Keri Windsor, 247AdultStars.com]
9/13/11	Gloom has befallen fully half of the NFL fans as of very late last night, or very early this morning, depending upon where you call home. The other half of the fans, as one might expect, find themselves rejuvenated, thoughts of evil union disputes pushed far into the ancient history parts of there minds. … Then there are the other people who have somehow managed to avoid the clutches of American Football Frenzy and find accounts of lesbian sexual interaction far more appealing. Sometimes it can be hard to understand any of these extremes, however, but if you think about it, it remains far easier to contemplate why someone might be interested in beautiful naked females than it does to fathom how some people can get distressingly worked up over a game. Those people should probably search for “Gloom, despair, and agony on me” replays on YouTube. [FEATURED TAGS: Angie Savage Exclusive Video, Angelina Valentine Exclusive Video, Holly Sampson, Juelz Ventura]
9/10/11	As it turns out, no one was keeping the home fires burning during our recent trip to cover Adam & Eve’s Dallas — experience. On the other hand, some attentive person decided to provide a great deal of fire for us at our temporary location. Honestly in this case we’d rather not have relied on the kindness of strangers. And for a town named “Sweet Water” they sure didn’t seem to have much of it actually available locally. Go figure. [FEATURED TAGS: Tanya Cox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
9/7/11	Depending upon when you happen to be reading this, you may find that we are technically “before” September 7th. However, since we’re taking all the new folks in the office down to L.A. to cover the Adam & Eve “Parody” of Dallas this week, we thought we’d get this up before we left so people weren’t sad in our absence. Of course you could be reading this at some point in the future, so this distinction won’t mean anything at all to you. Just understand that time remains a wholly relative concept around here, and you’ll be fine. If you find yourself still confused, ask “eno” on the Message Board. He can explain it. … Oh! Cougars & Coeds – part 1. … [FEATURED TAGS: Shyla Styles, Ruby Rayes]
9/4/11	Someone told us recently that “It’s better to be implacable than wise.” He claims to have read it in a book, and it may even be true. Were we wise enough to know what implacable means, we might even be able to comment with more insight, but sadly most of us here lack the tenacity necessary to go and find a dictionary these days. Even dictionary.com takes valuable time away from YouTube where we might enjoy classic Jennifer Beals videos. We all make tough decisions in life. For the record, though, when we grow up, we want to be Uncle Gibby. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Ashton Moore, Dru Berrymore, Jenna Haze, Laurie Wallace, Michelle Michaels, Shay Sights, Star E. Knight, Tanya Danielle, Wanda Curtis, Lexi Belle, Monique Alexander, Nikki Delano, Breanne Benson, Capri Anderson, Sunny Leone, Exxxotica Chicago 2011 Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
9/1/11	Finally we find ourselves but one round of meaningless games away from the real NFL season. … That’s what we’re all thinking, right? … It certainly couldn’t be that we have once again in our lives been distracted by large-breasted females. That couldn’t happen yet again, could it? … No way. We are dedicated and seasoned professionals, in no way susceptible to confusion generated by simple biological quirks. … And if you believe that, you really needn’t bother with today’s post. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Michael Ninn]

September 2010 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

9/30/10	You know how many modern cars have CD changers built into them these days, and most of those devices have six “slots” into which you may insert your various personal music selections? … Right. … So in one particular car this week we found the following options available to us: Mötly Crüe, Bobby Darin, Aretha Franklin, Ringo Starr, Human League, and The Black Crowes. Now you might expect someone with such diverse, and potentially eclectic (Let’s be honest.), music tastes to carry these “unusual” predilictions into her everyday day life, and Shayla LaVeaux certainly doesn’t disappoint today as she gives it “Ye Olde College Try” for our entertainment. Tied very closely to this wonderful revelation was D.Minion’s glee at discovering she could do this in boring old computer code: ♥ … . Simple pleasures, y’all. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux]
9/27/10	What if you make moccasins out of a water moccasin? Is that redundant? Well while our (significantly less than, truth be told) Illustrious Leader was off contemplating important issues such as this over the weekend, those less philosophically inclined were left behind to launch the proper celebration of Dear Maverick’s Birthday (as you can see below, actually). When His Pickiness returned, it seems that there were some very slight – hardly worth mentioning, really – variances between what happened and what was supposed to happen. Gee. Some people have no sense of humor about some things, like spending hours and hours working on a new video display method that we sort of … well … forgot. And then there was something about a whole bunch of pictures that sort of slipped through the cracks too. Oops. … Hey, if we didn’t have to spend so much time pondering the appropriate animal skins with which to make comfortable footwear, we’d have probably remembered. It’s better now, though. Whew. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Julia Ann]
9/25/10	Birthdays generally fall in the “happy occasion” category for most of us, and when Maverick has one we get to share his gift with everyone. What could be better than a Kristal Summers Cam Show Replay you may wonder? Well, a Cam Show that also featured the ever-lovely Julia Ann, of course. It seems Mav has a thing for blondes with large breasts, but we’re thinking that he may have plenty of friends out there that understand this fascination, even if they don’t share the level of his enthusiasm. True, Kristal was in one of her Brunette Phases this time, but somehow we think that her hair color won’t keep Dear Maverick from enjoying the show. … And we need to be nice to Mav: He has to live in the rain most of the time. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Julia Ann Video, Exclusive Video]
9/19/10	Apparently after yesterday’s editorial comments regarding beer consumption and professional duties, Maverick felt a need to define (and a little bit defend) a few British traditions. Now the “point – counterpoint” approach works fairly well in conversation, but in a written environment, when you don’t get to include the final words … well … not so much. On the upside (even for the U.K. folks out there), Georgia Adair illustrates today, so everyone can pretty much ignore the “weird” as Mav puts it. There’s a saying about a pot and a kettle, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair]
9/18/10	Peeking at partying porn stars makes for a decidedly happy day, and Maverick has once again provided us just such an opportunity. Now we can’t say with certainty that the fact that these happen to be U.K. porn stars makes it even more fun, but it sure seems to. Maybe we just like seeing different women flashing and playing than the ones we usually see. Come to think of it, this might validate Ron White’s comment (that we tend to quote a lot around here, truth be told): “Once you’ve seen one woman naked, you pretty much want to see them all.” [FEATURED TAGS: AdultStars247.com, Anais, Crystal Pink, Michelle Moist, Holly D, Shay Hendrix, Loz Lorrimar, Syren Sexton, Tyler, Tiffany Doll, Kerry Louise, Sarah Jane, Tanya Cox, Exclusive Video]
9/13/10	Once again we’ve evidence of how unnecessarily complicated women can be. The current issue of Glamour magazine lists on its cover a (presumably) insightful article claiming “Ten Ways to Get What You Really Want in Bed” – which sounds nice, but has nine too many options it sounds like to us. A men’s magazine would say simply: “How Do You Get What You Really Want in Bed? Pay for It.” … See? … Sometimes perspective can make all the difference, and if D.Minion’s coverage of Exxxotica LA this summer teaches us nothing else, it should teach us that. On the other hand, any excuse for scantily-clad ladies always makes us happy – even the overly complicated women around here. [FEATURED TAGS: Exxxotica LA, Cytherea, Sunny Lane, Sophia Lynn, Joanna Angel, Exclusive Video]
9/10/10	We’re bringing in a little Brando today. OK. So technically we’re just bringing in the name, but we use it in the context of a really famous movie. Honestly, though, the movie actually sprung from an even more famous book, at least if you’re the type of person who reads. And if you’re not the type of person who reads, well, we’re not sure what you’re doing here quite honestly, but welcome anyway. If it makes you feel any better, you’ll have a lot of fun just looking at the “BTS Adornment” provided by Cytherea. You can just ignore all the words. That’s what most of the people that actually work here do, truth be told. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea]
9/8/10	Continuing our traditional celebration of really funny t-shirts, we saw one at a ridiculously fancy store in L.A. this week that said, “It’s not all about winning or losing. Well, OK. Yeah, it is.” Of course a philosophy such as this comes fairly easily in a retail establishment where some of the shoes cost more than the first car most of us had growing up. Speaking of growing up, apparently those short-legged pants have made a comeback – or maybe they never left. We tried to get the details but oddly enough the sales people at the fancy place didn’t seem all that interested in providing fashion history to someone wearing a 20-yr-old Denver Broncos t-shirt. Go figure. … And what does all of this have to do with Capri Anderson? … Thankfully very little. We’d warn you about the Mary Tyler Moore references today, but that would spoil all the fun, now wouldn’t it? [FEATURED TAGS: Capri Anderson]
9/2/10	No one can be quite certain why all of the sudden quotes from The Great Gatsby keep coming across the posting desk, but apparently someone has started college again and has found themselves in an American Lit class. That said, the following does indeed have some bearing on today’s introspection, albeit more in the addendum than in the information proper. “Americans, while occasionally willing to be serfs, have always been obstinate about being peasantry.” … And if you don’t understand (or don’t care) about the expatriate Mr. Fitzgerald, well, just look at the conclusion of the Cytherea having fun being a voyeur story. We all get to pick our own drummer. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea]

Stars:Anais| Capri Anderson| Crystal Pink| Cytherea| Georgia Adair| Holly D| Joanna Angel| Julia Ann| Kerry Louise| Kristal Summers| Loz Lorrimar| Michelle Moist| Sarah Jane| Shay Hendrix| Shayla LaVeaux| Sophia Lynn| Sunny Lane| Syren Sexton| Tanya Cox| Tiffany Doll| Tyler

Year:2010

Month:September

September 2009 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

9/30/09	You don’t often get the chance to hear how a woman that has made porn her chosen career for a very long time ever wound up at that decision in the first place. Hey, how many porn stars do most people run into around the office, after all? Well, in our final summer tribute to Wendy Divine (or Maya Divine; we’ll pay tribute to pretty much whatever name she’s using, truth be told.) we let everyone in on her story. As the warm days of the year begin to peter out for most of the country, Wendy just seemed like a wonderful focus to us. After all, if you’ve got your peter out anyway, Wendy’s a darned good thing to think about it seems. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine]
9/27/09	After giving it an admittedly brief period of discussion, between all of the people in the office, we decided that we have met people with the names of every month of the year except October and November. Maybe that means that parent have a thinly-veiled prejudice against early Fall, but we never really got a chance to consider that much, as the conversation quickly transcended into a raucous enjoyment of the names of celebrities’ children. Rather than bore you with our mundane conclusions, although the elder among us do find it still difficult to top “Dweezil” and “Moon Unit” by the way, we should probably just send you on your way with August — she of the august impression. [FEATURED TAGS: August, Exclusive Video]
9/23/09	Did you know that “solipsistic” means “the theory that only the self exists, or can be proved to exist” (this according to dictionary.com)? Now we’re not at all sure what this means in the context of our little web blog, but we can tell you that having learned this word now we can save you the trouble of reading a rather lengthy and dull British mystery novel, so that’s a bonus. (And rather than simply give you the name of said book, we thought it best to advise you to avoid all British mystery novels written in the last 20 years, just to be safe.) And while we couldn’t find the technical antonym to solipsistic, we can tell you with confidence that the conclusion of Wendy’s diary of her time at Hedonism III in Jamaica would certainly fall into the non-solipsistic category, wherever the existential-minded might find that. For our part, we feel that the best thing about philosophy in general has to be that one can simply disagree in principle without ever really needing to substantively controvert any assumed facts, because that defines a philosophy, after all. … Fortunately, that will be the extent of deep thinking you’ll find evidence of today, unless many, many pictures of Wendy, Inari, and Becca create them for you. That could happen, theoretically. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine, Becca, Inari Vachs, Dee]
9/22/09	We’ve heard “’tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved before” of course, although having lost a love or two over the years, we can’t really remember this sappy little saying every making us feel much better at the time. Even in the decidedly less romantic environment of adult entertainment, it’s always really sad when you lose your first girl, a lesson Dear Maverick laments today. To his credit, however, Mav seems to have been able to steadfastly muddle forth, unlike D.Minion, who always lapses into vast chasms of despondency whenever one of the risqué ladies moves along to other paths. “They’re all the ‘first girl’ in some respect,” DM explains. “Yeah, but now we have another major headache we don’t have to worry about,” we generally counter, “Don’t let that pesky silver lining get in the way of your cloud or anything.” … D.Minion sometimes doesn’t think we’re funny, by the way. Perhaps it would be best just renew our acquaintance with Isabella. That seems safer. [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars.com, Isabella Kay]
9/20/09	Although certainly valuable in theory, too much absorption in retrospect can lead fairly quickly to a rather maudlin view of current conditions if we forget to take some care with our memories. On the other hand, that particular philosophy doesn’t seem to apply if you’ve spent that last 20 years hanging out with porn stars. Also, illustrating our point works extremely well when we have the assistance of jessica drake. Basically, we think everything pretty much works better when one has the assistance of jessica drake, just so you know. [FEATURED TAGS: Jessica Drake]
9/16/09	Emails from our friends can give a fairly accurate insight into the strange sort of life we lead. Yesterday we learned, for example, that, “According to the Jewish calendar, the year is 5769. According to the Chinese calendar, the year is 4706. This means that the Jews went without Chinese food for 1,063 years. This period was known as the Dark Ages.” And today we get to try and empathize with Wendy about the brutal schedule for a professional model on a tropical island. Somehow the lack of Chinese food seems worse. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine, Dee, Becca, Juli Ashton, Cheyenne Silver, Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs]
9/14/09	You’ll need to provide your own vintage Dr. Pepper theme music here: I love porno. He loves porno. She loves porno. Wouldn’t you like to love some porno too? … Now if this seems like a strange way to introduce a post, even for us, then at least you’ve noticed enough to put yourself in a proper frame of mind as we attempt to follow D.Minion visiting both Adult and Horror conventions on the same day. Los Angeles provides nothing if not a bizarre sense of juxtaposition. We love that about living here. [FEATURED TAGS: Adultcon 2008, Lori Lust, Syren, Cherokee, Alexis Love, Tory Lane]
9/13/09	Everyone should be celebrating the first full lineup of NFL games, but on the off chance that your team happens to show all the indications of really sucking this year, you might need a slight heart-calming diversion, which we felt obligated to provide. It may give you something else to think about too, which could well continue our philanthropic efforts towards gridiron diversion — never a bad thing. Does anyone else from Denver out there remember guys named Don Horn and Steve Ramsey? [FEATURED TAGS: Red Velvet, Kelli Garner, Henry Thomas]
9/11/09	Fortunately in life we tend to have many more memories bringing thoughts of celebration than we have that precipitate mourning. Many times, however, the latter can heighten appreciation for the former. We will not forget … [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine]
9/9/09	Humping around Jamaica with Wendy continues this month, and we know you’ve all been just desperate with anticipation. As Divine as Wendy happens to be, though, (along naturally with Dee, Kristal Summers, Juli Ashton, Inari Vachs, Becca, and Cheyenne Silver) we’d be slothful were we not to encourage a close examination of Dolphin Daring and the serene satisfaction of the unsaturated photographic soliloquy Wendy provides today as well. And it would be wrong to include dolphins and sloths in the same event, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine, Juli Ashton, Dee, Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs, Becca, Cheyenne Silver]
9/6/09	Let’s say you had a choice between an all-expense paid vacation in Europe and you could visit Maverick in London … or you could go to Paris with Devinn Lane, Inari Vachs, and Dee. Can you think of a word that means a small enough amount of time required to make your decision? Well, such a word probably exists, but with said Risqué Women finally getting to what they laughingly call “work” who really cares about a great vocabulary anyway? [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Inari Vachs, Devinn Lane, Dee Video, Inari Vachs Video]
9/2/09	It’s Wendy on Wednesdays for the month of … September. (Hey we like alliteration, but they didn’t make a month that starts with a “W” you know. Whatever were they thinking, right?) People are going back to school, so now we get to crank out all of our really good reasons to appreciate that, as adults finally get some quiet time. Wednesdays also work well for another reason, what with it being traditional “Hump Day” and all. If you’re going to be thinking about humping anyway, Wendy sure fits right in with that. Divine, isn’t it? [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine, Kristal Summers, Dee, Inari Vachs]

Stars:Alexis Love| August| Becca| Cherokee| Cheyenne Silver| Dee| Devinn Lane| Inari Vachs| Isabella Kay| Jessica Drake| Juli Ashton| Kristal Summers| Lori Lust| Syren| Tory Lane| Wendy Divine

Year:2009

Month:September

September 2008 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

9/30/08	Members of Congress have apparently forgotten the story of The Boy Who Cried Wolf! You see, after a while, people just don’t believe you anymore. And that sucks. On the upside, and true to his nature, Maverick with 247AdultStars today, has decided not to worry about any “Economic Crisis” and instead focus on very fine breasts. Now we’re not sure if having everyone take some time out of their chaos to just appreciate boobs, but we are sure that it certainly can’t hurt anything. And that would be a pleasant change. You see, around here we remember The Boy story, and we also remember Chicken Little. Apparently our “leaders” aren’t really even smarter than a first grader. Jeff Foxworthy cannot be impressed. [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars.com, Kristal Summers Video, Exclusive Video]
9/27/09	And now we’ll return you to your regularly scheduled nudity. … We love it when we get to say that. … We’re not positive, but probably most jobs out there don’t provide a useful outlet for this particular sentence, and that seems a shame really. Also most jobs probably don’t have Rayveness, Keri Windsor, Vicca, and Shayla LaVeaux as visual “aides” as it were. All in all, this job has a lot going for it. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Rayveness, Keri Windsor, Vicca, Sindee Coxx]
9/26/08	Occasionally around here we sometimes do things like we said we’d do. Of course other than meaning that none of us has ever worked in Congress, that doesn’t mean that much. Still, we did manage to find the inside scoop on the Inari Vachs party that Mav mentioned on the Members’ Message Board, and that makes him happy. Not that we really care all that much if the Brits are happy all the time, but less whiny always seems a bonus. We should be nice to them, actually, because a great many European states border another country, and so that makes a whole lot of Europeans experts on foreign policy. We need those folks around. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, AVN Awards, Inari Vachs, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]
9/23/08	Lon sometimes has a plan. However, Lon occasionally does not have a plan, and this generally occurs when he’s about to spend quality time with various beautiful women. Then Lon’s too concerned about his equipment to form much of a plan. … Fortunately for all of us, Lon’s worrisome equipment in this case turns out simply to be a new digital camera. Now you know it’s safe to enter. [FEATURED TAGS: Erotica LA, Jessica Drake, Stormy Daniels, Miyoko Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]
9/19/08	So we have a 700 Billion Dollar problem and the President says, “Oops. Those darned Wall Street People …. But we’re winning the war. Did I mention?” … Granted it has been some time since Econ 101, but it seems like actually printing money to solve a problem doesn’t turn out to be a very good long-range solution. Still, it is America and we can’t have a whole bunch of rich people all of the sudden becoming poor people. That just won’t do. … On the upside, we’re avoiding the economic issues of the time and using D.Minion’s view of “Innocence” — perhaps as a metaphor for its loss, but still …. We will say here, though, that Latin class was just about as long ago as Econ 101, but maybe we should try to remember this little diddy: nosce te ipsum. Know thyself. … Or at least try to pay attention to history. … [FEATURED TAGS: Alexis Love, Amber Rayne, Jamie Elle, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
9/14/08	Philosophy and Economics provide our focus today, at least if you ignore the whole “Kristal Summers naked and doing a Cam Show” thing. Now we don’t want to criticize over a century and a half of higher education standards in the United States, but if more professors used visual aids like Kristal Summers, we all might learn a lot more easily. At the very least we wouldn’t miss class just because we don’t feel well, or we’re too tired, or we’re hung over, or any such silly reason. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Exclusive Video]
9/9/08	Don’t you just love a good palindrome? You know what makes a really fun one? … 41-14 … Now that may not be up there for most of you with “Madam in Eden I’m Adam” but if you happen to be a Monday Night Football fan (well, and you don’t happen to be from Oakland), then 41-14 seems like one of the best palindromes you’ve ever seen. Of course none of this has anything at all to do with Inari Vachs, or anything else we’re talking about today, truth be told. But if you’ve been a Bronco fan for very long at all, you know that you’d better take your “happy mornings” when you can get them. We should mention that you might think carefully about reading something called “Wear for Thou Art” , however. And if you make it all the way through today’s post, you’ll also learn to be careful what you wear around us: We take pictures. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, D.Minion]
9/6/08	So we’re back from yet another super-secret movie shoot, and this one we really can’t talk about. The allegations and law suits are flying back and forth like the ball in an Olympic ping pong tournament, and we don’t feel much like being the net (if we might continue the metaphor). However, all remains far from lost as we can talk about a dear individual, Taren Steele. What with all the recent publicity that Governor Palin has given “moms” in general, it seemed appropriate — and a lot safer. [FEATURED TAGS: Taren Steele Video, Exclusive Video, Risque News Insight]
9/1/08	In honor of Kristal’s Birthday (!) today, Maverick has been learning about the power of the Press Badge. This time he takes us behind the scenes into an “adult industry only” party at a London club. As you might expect, he didn’t deviate that much from his usual pursuits, as he basically went in search of large breasts. (There’s the “honor of Kristal Summers” part, in case you didn’t notice.) Interestingly, the British (and visiting) Breasts seemed to pale in comparison, understanding of course that your basic Southern California breast actually “tans in comparison” to most others. Still, that’s never diminished our interest in them. We can leer regardless of skin tone. We’re talented that way. [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars.com]

Stars:Alexis Love| Amber Rayne| Inari Vachs| Jamie Elle| Jessica Drake| Keri Windsor| Kristal Summers| Michael Ninn| Miyoko| Rayveness| Shayla LaVeaux| Sindee Coxx| Stormy Daniels| Taren Steele| Vicca

Year:2008

Month:September

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