Filed Under: September

September 2005 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

9/30/05	We encourage reading the classics around here. And then we encourage reading almost anything else. Reading is good, and your head doesn’t hurt nearly as much the next morning if you spend the evening reading rather than developing a personal relationship with, say, Jack Daniels. OK. Maybe if you spend the evening reading the Republican National Platform it might, but nobody really reads that anyway, do they? In honor of this encouragement, today we’re taking a twist on the classics with “Of Vice, Not Men,” and while certainly not destined to be required fodder at some future university it has the distinct benefit of including Juli Ashton, Alexandra Silk, and Devinn Lane among its subject matter. After that, who really cares? [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Devinn Lane Video, Alexandra Silk Video, Exclusive Video]
9/26/05	A funny thing happened on the way to the web post today. One of the site management tools that we use pointed out that this Night Calls, August, 2005 entry represents a total of 5,000 pages that we’ve laid out for the world to see. That seems significant … not like the stars in a mountain sky at night or anything, but still significant. But although we’ve been good at honesty over the years, we’ve probably never been good at understanding significance. It’s a shortcoming we’ve learned to live with, however. So we’re going to leave it up to someone else to add that particular aspect. For our part, we plan on watching the Broncos on Monday Night Football, all the while hoping that Kansas City sent all of their players to assist in the hurricane relief efforts instead of bringing them to Denver. We may not be good at significance, but we do just fine with perspective. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Sunny Lane, D.Minion]
9/24/05	Now we can tell you about D.Minion’s visit to the set of Lost Angels – Wanda Curtis, and of course provide all of the usual fascinating insights delivered in laconic observation. OK. Maybe “laconic” might be more that we could hope for … so let’s go with “pithy” … and you guys can get on the Message Board and blame “bradcom” for the renewed fascination with words around here. One of the editors bought a bargain bin Word of the Day calendar and has felt it necessary to try to use the words for the 267 days that have already passed this year — in one week. (Bradcom owes the office a beer, by the way.) To D.Minion’s credit we should note, however, that she did provide 135 wonderful photograps of beautifully unclad women … oh, and some cows, an aging motorbike, and a couple of landscapes of a water truck. Isn’t it nice when things get back to normal? [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Wanda Curtis, Venus, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
9/23/05	It’s time once again for the Revelry of the Lab Rats. Oh. That would be us, by the way. However, this may not be as onerous as one might think, but we shouldn’t really explain it here because then everyone would hear about it. Let’s just say it involves some rather interesting activities for about 50 or so of the top stars in adult entertainment today. Sometimes it’s good to be a member, huh? [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Michael Ninn]
9/21/05	Oops. We got called into the Principal’s office today, or at least its porn equivalent. It seems we haven’t been practicing the proper reverence for the vaunted Adult Video News Awards. You know, we’d be really sorry, but proper reverence has never been one of our better subjects, and we’ve pretty much come to grips with this failure over the years. While we’re contemplating our wrong-doing, and driving all the way to Los Angeles to hear about it, by the way, we thought we’d let you kill a little time with the Anais version of (the) Pool Party. We might be using that term fairly loosely here, come to think of it. … Drat. … There we go again being all impertinent and the like. We should be sent to our room immediately … and Anais should come with us to be sure we’re really sorry. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Michael Ninn]
9/14/05	Being rather the pragmatic type, we tend to pay attention when someone wants to teach us something. Hey, if someone wants to use us for our brains, we might as well get something out of the deal, right? Besides, you just never know when knowing a few tricks can turn into a fun afternoon with Juli Ashton, Inari Vachs, Keri Windsor … oh … and Shayla LaVeaux and Devinn Lane. Oh, my darling(s), you just never know about some things, although learning it seems to us will always be a good thing. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Devinn Lane Video, Inari Vachs, Keri Windsor Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]
9/13/05	Now you’d think that being a “lab rat” wouldn’t be the most fun job in the world. However, provided no one really cuts open your head to stick pointy electrical things into your brain, there are some positive things to be said for the potential. If, for example, you have Anais and Jana Cova as your visual “aides” (as it were) for the day, well maybe it would be OK to just hang for the time being. We can always escape later. It may seem hard to believe, even after all these years since school, but “Homework can be Your Friend.” [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Jana Cova Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
9/10/05	It was 12:34 on May 6th, 1978 … Naturally, this made it 12345678 …. Well, at 11:12 today it will 9-10-11-12 (sort of) which isn’t as cool by any means, but it’s not bad. Also not bad would be the triumphant return of the Ninn Worx Weekend, at least since we get to talk even more about Justine Joli. We certainly seem to be living in a “phase” mode these days, don’t we? Ah, well, as long as the pretty girls keep on telling us secret stuff and letting us into their lives, this seems like a good place to hang around. You know, it occurs to us that a great many of the women currently making XXX movies were not even alive in 1978. Now is a good time to stop this kind of thinking is the next thing that occurs to us. [FEATURED TAGS: Justine Joli, Holly Morgan, Georgia Adair, Anais, Angel Cassidy, Isabella, Charlie Lane, Jana Cova, Michael Ninn]
9/8/05	If you have to hang around on a movie set, we suggest hanging around with Anais, Wanda Curtis, Angel Cassidy, Justine Joli, Jana Cova, and Charlie Laine. … You know, the trouble with simple advice is that it seems to be awfully hard to accomplish most of the time. … At the particular moment however, we asked not for whom the belles tolled … (We need a bumper sticker that says “Decry the Paucity of Good Literature” … and we need a bumper on which to put it.) [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Wanda Curtis, Angel Cassidy, Jana Cova, Charlie Laine, Justine Joli Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
9/6/05	You know what would be wonderful? It would be wonderful if people always did just what they said they were going to do. That would be great, wouldn’t it? In my decade (plus) of Porn Star Management I always said that if you just do what you say you’re going to do, that generally being showing up on time, looking good, with the wardrobe you need, and knowing your lines, you’d immediately be in the top 2% of the working talent. Sad, isn’t it? But it’s still true, although “lines” aren’t as commonly used as they once were, what with corporations buying up all of the companies and the time taken to do “dialogue” being hard to justify on a silly balance sheet that somebody who’s never even seen an adult movie has responsibility for. Video may have killed the radio star, but Business may beat us all to death sooner or later …. OK. We’ve stalled enough. If you don’t recall our promise, then you’re probably not a member anyway, and you haven’t even read this far before you clicked away to another page. We’re very philosophical today … [FEATURED TAGS: Audrey Hollander, Michael Ninn]
9/4/05	So say you’re going to have a Dinner Party. And say that Dee, Carmen Luvana, and Lauren Phoenix are desparate to attend. … Then say that champagne makes their clothes fall off. We’d say you’d have a dandy time, but we’re really trying to avoid the obvious (obviously). [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Carmen Luvana, Lauren Phoenix, D.Minion]
9/1/05	Rumor has it that one of our own has a birthday today, and like responsible adults we know exactly how to treat mere rumors. … We consider them Gospel, and then endeavor to tell as many people as we can remember about the scandalous circumstances that we can recall, or at least make up. Think about it. When else would the entire address book of your email, or the entire listings in your cell phone directory, become valuable? So Kristal Summers has a birthday, and apparently that’s a unique enough of an occurrence to spur us into action. … OK. It’s at least enough of an occurrence to entice us into wishing Kristal a Happy Day … and to show off one of Kristal’s “Flirty Dozen” … She’s really a great person; it’s the least we can do. At “least” we should do that, it seems. We plan on more serious spurring just as soon as we take a nap. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs]

September 2004 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

9/30/04	Maverick’s sort of in like a lion and out like a lion in this, his second installment of “The Best of Kristal Summers’ Cam Shows.” This seems to be OK for two reasons: First of all, it’s September, and not April, and second, he’s British, and thus due no small amount of forgiveness if he manages to misunderstand some things. Also, redish has returned to his home base, so now we can show you a bunch of pictures of Juli Ashton on the road dancing, and he’ll be there to see them when they’re new. Kristal’s actually thinking about taking her dancing abilities to the road too, and she’ll be looking for a roadie, so bear that in mind. So far all the advice we’ve given her is that she should probably avoid Florida for the time being, and Carol may be looking for a job. We take care of our own, after all. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Juli Ashton, Exclusive Video, Maverick]
9/29/04	Hey, hey … We’ve got more of Dee on KSEX today, this time with special guest Anais, talking about (oddly) beginning to work on In The Garden of Shadows, Part 2, which seems to be a bit of a topic this week. We love it when a plan comes together. Truthfully, though, we love it even more when Dee and Anais come together. We’re simple that way. [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, Anais, D.Minion]
9/28/04	Wow. In contrast to some of D.Minion’s “epics” we have a nice little story about Julia Ann dancing, along with some nice naked pictures of Julia Ann. We even throw in some Dean Martin and even a Little Feat reference. That’s nice. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, D.Minion]
9/27/04	You know what’s better than lesbian sex between Angel Cassidy and Sasha? Lesbian sex between Angel Cassidy, Sasha, AND Monique Alexander. Well just such a fine event happened a few months ago, and D.Minion happened to be there to record her thoughts. As it turns out, D.Minion had many, many thoughts on these beautiful women. Hmm. Go figure … [FEATURED TAGS: Angel Cassidy Video, Monique Alexander Video, Sasha Video, Shy Love, Stephanie Swift, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
9/24/04	“Although she wasn’t allowed to demonstrate her flaming dildo” and “To celebrate, the ladies poured wax onto Gia” pretty much sums it up for this post of the (hopefully not third-to-last) Night Calls episode. It seems that D.Minion had an out of body experience this time around, but fortunately there were many naked women present to help take her mind off of the chaos. We’re thinking that you should probably go visit Juli in Jamaica to be sure everything is alright, though. Apparently, “you can’t be too careful.” By the way, do not try any of this at home … except for the naked women part. =) [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton Video, Tiffany Granath, Jennifer Steele, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]
9/23/04	It appears that we say “Dang” a lot in this post. Maybe we’re lapsing into the politeness of old age, or maybe this just seems to be a remarkably descriptive term when talking about Dee. She’ll be at the Blue Zebra (at 6872 Farmdale Avenue in North Hollywood, California … 818-765-7739) tonight through Saturday night if you want to see her in person, by the way. We don’t often get overly religious on this site, but let’s just leave it at this: When God made Eve, she/he was just practicing. After a bit of time, DEE resulted. We figure God’s been on vacation ever since. Hey, dance with the girl that brought you … God certainly blessed Dee. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Kristal Summers, Lon, D.Minion]
9/22/04	Sensing (although the drooling really sort of made that “insight” stuff rather simple) that Maverick might want to play with the new groovy computers in the office, we suggested that he might consider compiling a “Best Of” the last year of the the Kristal Cam-Show Enterprises. We’ve got a bunch in the archives, so we gave Mr. Mav eight of our favorites to absorb and then paste together. Now each tape happens to be one hour in length, so maybe we shouldn’t have been surprised to find that Maverick’s first run at a “Best Of” happened to be … well … eight hours in length. After threatening with no more beer (which oddly seemed to have little effect) and even more decomposed granite moving (which amazingly did the trick real speedy quicko), Mav managed to cut the episodes down to somewhere around 19 minutes. Even for “good” connections this will take a bit to download, but we have to admit that Maverick seems to know his Kristal. We’re suggesting clicking on the cute little icon to begin the download and then doing something fun like going out for ice cream. One must have priorities after all. We’re also suggesting never (ever) having some nice man dump 20 tons of decomposed granite in your driveway and then deciding to move it into the back yard a wheelbarrow-load at a time. Dang, I hate doin’ stupid stuff … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Julia Ann, Felecia, Lisa Ann, Maverick]
9/21/04	Shamelessly borrowing from Michael Ninn as we are, in order to catch up on our posts for our Gentle Readers, we decided that we should at least make it worthwhile and get in some advance looks at some really pretty people. So literally months before anyone else (well, outside of Michael’s office) gets to see them, check out Georgia Adair and Angel Cassidy on the latest Ninn Worx shoot. You might want to kick your shoes off and grab a beer: There are almost 300 pictures here, and you wouldn’t want to miss anything because your feet hurt, or you were thirsty, or anything … [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair, Harmony, Angel Cassidy, Michael Ninn]
9/20/04	Take a bored porn star in a beautiful location and you know what you get? Well, in Dee’s case you get a rather interesting way to kill a half-hour or so. If you want to see how she filled her time before she got to do Anais for Fem: Diva then you’ll want to see Dee Delightfully Dallying. If you have no interest in seeing this, go see a doctor: You’re not well … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Michael Ninn]
9/19/04	We’re BAA-AAACK! After taking a couple of weeks off to do some much needed finishing of projects around the house the team’s back in place and rarin’ to go. Truthfully, after moving 51 tons (literally) of dirt and rock into the back yard we figured we’d better go back to work because “vacation” was killing us. Public thanks here to D.Minion, Maverick, and Lon for going well beyond the call of duty for the remarkable compensation of pizza and beer, and more thanks to all of you patient members. We didn’t forget about you: We were just way too sweaty to be touching a keyboard. I’m thinking steer manure and granite dust would be bad for electronics. On the other hand, I’m thinking that a Ninn Worx Weekend from Michael’s newest Diamond Girl might just be good for some of the carbon-based things among us. Now let’s see what else we have just lying around … [FEATURED TAGS: Kenzie Ryan, Nikki Blond, Cassandra, Zara Mars, Anna Kristal, Michael Ninn]
9/6/04	Did you know that on Midnight Train to Georgia the woman is actually returning from Los Angeles? Apparently, it’s good in “his world.” And continuing the subject of Stream of Consciousness, we have a sneak peek at the first scene shot for Anais’ (and Michael Ninn’s, we suppose) In the Garden of Shadows, Part Two. If one must insist on non sequiturs and the stream of consciousness approach, it’s always good to include Anais we’re thinking. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
9/3/04	Today you can read all about D.Minion’s (brief) experiences with on-line dating services, amidst which you can learn some fascinating stuff. You can also look at a bunch of pictures of Kristal Summers hanging out at D.Minion’s house which, although potentially less educational, may be significantly more interesting. See why Kristal’s fun to invite over? [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, D.Minion]

Stars:Anais| Angel Cassidy| Anna Kristal| Cassandra| Dee| Felecia| Georgia Adair| Harmony| Jennifer Steele| Juli Ashton| Julia Ann| Kenzie Ryan| Kristal Summers| Lisa Ann| Michael Ninn| Nikki Blond| Tiffany Granath| Zara Mars

Year:2004

Month:September

September 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

9/29/03	Carol threatened to kill us if we didn’t get D.Minion’s story about Night Calls, August 27th, 2003 before the new season begins THIS WEDNESDAY (October 1). It’s not so much that we’re afraid of Carol, but rather that we have a trivia question included in the post that even Lon and Bert might have a problem answering. Sometimes, it’s good to be old; most of the time, however, it’s not. We’re going to stop thinking about that now. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton Video, Tiffany Granath Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]
9/28/03	We hear tell that some people don’t like football. Of course we’ve heard of the Great Pumpkin and have even seen pictures of Jack-a-lopes, so we don’t really take much stock in old wives’ tales like these. Still, on the off chance that your team is having a really bad day, we thought we’d give you a diversion. We call it “Dee, diddle, diddle” … but this has nothing to do with any nursery rhyme that we ever heard. Although, if teachers looked like Dee, kids would pay a lot more attention. By the way, and everyone repeat after me, “Thank You, Michael.” [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
9/27/03	We hate not to follow through on promises, and we’d like to welcome “autiger” back to the fold, so we’re going ahead with our post of a Photo Shoot Fun Day with Georgia Adair, Inari Vachs, and Kristal Summers. We’re thinking folks won’t mind too much if we interrupt the regularly scheduled Ninn Worx Weekend. Being able to look back on how the girls were when they started has to be one of the greatest benefits of membership here, and D.Minion comes through again. It was a day of PT Cruisers, naps in the sun, and problems with fast food. Girls flitted in; girls flitted out; girls ate out. All in all, just another typical day in paradise — 144 pictures and 2 video clips worth. [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair Video, Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]
9/25/03	If there’s a face and body combination around that can stop traffic (other than Kristal’s of course), then it belongs to our old friend Julia Ann. It seems fitting therefore that D.Minion chose to chronicle Julia’s exploits in Wicked’s Road Block. Hey, when it comes to Julia, many things seem to be a natural fit. Enjoy. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]
9/24/03	Some days you’re feeling just a little blue, and you could really use something to bring a smile to your face. Today, however, does not appear to be one of those days, although Dee happens to be wearing blue — at least for a bit. You’ll have to read the story to see how we came up with the concept, but no matter how you look at these 104 pictures, this is “One Fine Dee” … Hmm. We’ve gone from pink to baby blue with the last couple of posts. We seem to have a pastel theme going on. Wonder if that’s important … Naw. Probably not. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee]
9/20/03	We have kind of a twist this weekend, as these photos didn’t actually come from Michael. We’re putting together promotional material, and we technically got these pictures from Georgia Adair herself. So rather than a simple “Ninn Worx Weekend” we’ve actually got a “Ninn Worx Girl Weekend” — which suits us just fine. In a blatent slam at our British Bud, though, all of these photographs are verticle … We decided to forgive the “real” photographer, however, because, well, they are naked pictures of Georgia after all. So kick back and enjoy “Georgia’s Perfect Pink,” as it were, and then drop by and visit our quiet friend. We’re off to console poor Mav … [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair]
9/19/03	We’ve completed the trilogy of stories on Wicked Pictures’ Turning Point, starring our own Kristal Summers, complete with pink wig. (And we’re pretty sure that’s the first time we’ve ever written that sentence, by the way.) What might make this a little more noteworth, however, would be remembering that we first started posting this story in October of 2001. Hey, what can we say? We get a little busy sometimes, and then we forget stuff. We’d probably be really depressed if we could remember all of the stuff we forget, but, well, it’s forgotten, so we’re fine with it …. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Devinn Lane, Kylie Ireland, Sydnee Steele, Nikita Denise, D.Minion]
9/18/03	We don’t see any reason to stop with the “vacation” photos now, and Maverick has been diligently working (while on vacation, oddly enough) to bring you his account. So now the people that didn’t make the Members’ Party this year can read about it; those that did make it can relive the wonderful times, and those that couldn’t care diddly can look forward to tomorrow, when we return with our regularly scheduled nudity. [FEATURED TAGS: Members’ Party, Dee Video, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Anais, Angel Cassidy, Steve, Berno, Craig, Lon, Carol, Mike27, Brian33, Newbie, Exclusive Video, Maverick]
9/15/03	Carol and Mav are still in town, as some of you are aware. So we were explaining how much fun it can be to write up long stories for the web site, and go through thousands of pictures and video clips, so that you can weed them down to interesting and usable images. We told them how fascinating and emotionally satisfying an enterprise it can be, and explained that we were sorry that they too couldn’t experience the intellectual rush that accompanies a full-fledged report on an event as spectacular as the 2003 Members’ Party. They decided to tackle the task themselves; we decided to just give you a hint of what’s to come (while walking quickly out of the office). And I thought all that time spent reading Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn was going to be a waste of effort … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Anais, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Angel Cassidy, Billy Glide, Carol, Craig, Steve, Lon, Maverick, D.Minion]
9/14/03	Well, we’re back from the Members’ Party and Dee, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Anais, and Angel Cassidy are recovering nicely. They should be good as new with only minimal psychotherapy and almost no (required) plastic surgery. We’ll start this way: We owe Maverick an apology: He did in fact spend the entire three days denouncing the demons of shyness. He was a winner! He was a charming and active participant, managing entirely to speak in complete sentences and look above people’s shoelaces, occasionally almost nearing the neck region. I feel like a louse for even thinking he couldn’t accomplish this goal. Mav, I’m sorry: Craig owes you beer. (Rank still has its privileges.) Now, what else did we learn? Well, Carol felt comfortable enough to participate in her first topless photo session and complete multiple rounds with various “Tight Snatches;” SteveD felt comfortable enough in the S60 Volvo, having had his fill of the “maxi-van,” and Lon still knows everything, managing all the while to make us feel as though we’re not total losers for failing to accomplish the same feat. Mike33 and Brian27 have now evolved into “Jake” and “Elwood” (more of this to follow for sure), with Newbie undergoing a metamorphosis into an amazingly positive “Dr. Yes.” (He was, in honesty, both shaken and stirred, and it’s really too bad about all the darkness and cold in his future. At least he doesn’t have to witness a Republican President’s re-election campaign.) As it turns out, impeccable authority tells us that Bert has the best hands with Latex in the Western United States; Berno can no longer look forward to his own gubernatorial run, and Craigs01 plans on recovering from his stint on the king-sized bed with the five naked and cuddly aforementioned ladies by beginning regular breathing again soon. Oh, and XXX, a confident and clever new friend, also happens to know the complete lyrics to Gloria Gaynor’s I Will Survive. We’re not completely sure what all of this means, save for the fact that everyone that didn’t attend the Members’ Party didn’t get to meet “Dee, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Anais, and Angel Cassidy” — or understand much of what we just said — and it seems a darn shame, really … To paraphrase a master (or two) … And THAT was something completely different. Finally, thank you all. Without you, it would have been neither possible nor necessary, and it’s good to create your own paths — even the “Dead End” ones. Oh, and by the way, Mr. Maverick, next year blushing counts. [FEATURED TAGS: Angel Cassidy, Dee, Tatiana, Jana Cova, Nikki Blonde, Mandy Bright, Olivia Del Rio, Chloe Dior, Veronika, Faith Grant, Shayla LaVeaux, Vanessa Virgen, Ashley Long, Wanda Curtis, Nikita Denise, Alexis Amore, Carolyn Monroe, Michelle Michaels, Britney Diamond, Charlie, Michael Ninn]
9/10/03	Who’s peeking out from under the stairway? Well, it’s not our Wendy, because her new house is actually a ranch style abode. On the plus side she continues her penchant for happiness and nudity, and she’s ever so excited to be, well, nude, with fortunate party goers this weekend. So check out her “old” red look, and look forward to her “new” blonde look, and generally just be happy to be out of the “Stormy Eyes” in a Home is now a House. Oh, and since we’ve got free slave labor in town, Mav put together a video clip of LA Erotica, 2003, which you can all peruse, assuming you’ve got a sufficient connection. Isn’t that just like Life: It’s all about the sufficent connection … (which Tinker calls Grants and Jacksons). [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine, D.Minion]
9/9/03	About a month ago, we showed you some pictures of Dee cavorting around D.Minion’s abode, and today we’re offering up the “artsy” shots in a blatent attempt to avoid “really stinky space fillers,” which you’ll understand if you bother to read Brother John today. Poets have compared a cello to a woman’s body; we don’t know about that completely, the women in our lives being rather thinner as a rule, but we do know that “Dee’s a Jolly Good Cello” … (Sorry about that, but it’s better than just saying “We’re really sorry your team sucked over the weekend XXX, and here are some pictures of Dee to help you forget your national humiliation.” See? We try to be nice and not even mention how truly horrible the Dolphins played this past weekend. It would be rude to rub salt in the gaping wound caused by losing on opening day to a team only in its second year of existence, so we’re not going to do it. We’re just going to gloss right over that atrocity, and get on with beautiful naked Dee. Good thing we’re such nice folks around here, huh?) [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, D.Minion]
9/7/03	Well, we made it, although we must confess to resorting to catching “cat-naps” whenever we could over the past six days. Big Michael Ninn movies are exactly that: BIG. It’s been several years since we’ve seen Michael attempt a project like Anais’ Garden of Shadows, and we’ve decided that if he does them more often, well, we’re going to have to kill him. That said, come awards time next year (The movie will release too late for consideration at the 2004 AVN Awards show.) we will have probably forgotten about all of our aches, pains, and general physical anguish. Not only that, but we’ll still be able to look at this week’s gift from Michael, a Ninn Worx Weekend (technically) from Innocence: Pure Pink. We should go on record as not really minding catching cat-naps on porn sets anyway; it’s all about the pussy, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Danni, Taylor Rain, Kitty, Amber Rayne, Monique Alexander, Michael Ninn]
9/1/03	Message Board regulars know that we’re about to start the Adult Industry equivalent of Purgatory. Michael is combining a shoot for two movies, both of them starring Ninn Worx contract players. Consequently, we’re preparing for the worst. It’ll be a hot, dusty, bug-infested, exhaustion-inducing week. We hope we survive. Being the kind souls that we are, we put together the usual epic that results when D.Minion covers one of our contract ladies on a big movie shoot, and we’re posting it all at once. So feel free to take your time with Fetish: I Know Your Dreams — the advance look. There are many, many words here, accompanied by many, many pictures. There is humor, honesty, and fun, as well as insider secrets, and even a lesson or two if you pay close attention. Should we not survive this week, it will be a fitting Requiem … and Mav will be really bored next week. You, however, will not have to suffer through the walking pig. Maybe Justice exists after all. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Wanda Curtis, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

September 2002 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

9/30/02	Well, with tomorrow being the first day of October, we suppose we should acknowledge the passing of another season. While people are out raking leaves, well, not in Southern California, but in a lot of prettier places I’ve lived, they can ruminate upon the Final Chapter of Phaedra Alexis. We promised you could read it, and the email response has been surprising. Hopefully none of us has too many times when we just look at the fireplace and think about what might have been. You know, we think we need more naked pictures of Inari. That always seems to perk us up … [FEATURED TAGS: Phaedra Alexis, Risque News Insight]
9/28/02	It’s funny how things go in cycles. All of this talk about Screen Play put us in a mood to remember the best movie ever made that had the misfortune of completely lacking promotion. Wicked Pictures had this repsonsibility, and was entirely consumed by singing the praises of Jenna’s biggest movie for them at the time, so poor Juli had to settle for almost nothing in the way of press. Over the years people have caught on, and the movie’s done well, but there are many a story left to be told about this extraordinary event. One of those would be Taren Steele, and we recount a bit here. Restrospect, it seems, has its comforts … [FEATURED TAGS: Taren Steele, Risque News Insight]
9/27/02	We thought we’d head into the weekend with a flash back at the sexual enthusiasm that Juli Ashton always displayed when she was active in XXX. Then we thought we’d remind everyone what a wonderful person Dee remains some four years after her scene with Juli and Mr. Marcus in Ashton View’s Screen Play. We looked at the pictures from the scene, and we decided we’ve pretty much accomplished our goals. That’s a nice way to head into a weekend. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Juli Ashton, Risque News Insight]
9/26/02	There are a lot of good things in life. For example, puppies are good things. Also, watching beautiful young women masturbate is a good thing. However, watching a beautiful young woman masturbate with a puppy would NOT be a good thing. See how just the littlest change can make all the difference? We did the smart thing. We’re giving you both, separately. We’re clever that way. Three cheers for even more video clips …! [FEATURED TAGS: Alexa Rae Video]
9/25/02	We’re doubling up today, because we just felt a little bad just showing home movies for the members, even if they did include really cool hamsters. So we’re showing off how organized we are by putting up D.Minon’s reprisal of last week’s Night Calls. Wow, the season just started, and we’re not even behind yet. Don’t worry: We’ll get over it … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Chennin Blanc, Nicole Oring, D.Minion]
9/25/02	OK, so we didn’t make you wait all that long before showing you the first shots from the Members’ Party. As typifies most of the Risqué gatherings, actually, this one was primarily about food. And so that’s what you’ll be seeing a lot of. Actually, we should warn everyone here. You ever meet those kind of people that invite you over to their house and then show you picture after picture of their vacation? Well, WE are those kind of people. So if you want to skip this post, feel free. You have 90 pictures here and only one small glipse of Wendy’s naked body. That’s it for the nudity. Don’t look for it here. Hey, at least we’re honest, and we promise to get back to our regular decadent deliveries just as soon as we can. Even if you don’t want to see the pictures, however, you might want to check out The New Adult Diary Mascot … Now we’re jammin’ … [FEATURED TAGS: Risque Members’ Party, Keri Windsor, Anais, Kristal Summers, Dee, Georgia Adair, Steve, Lon, Gman, Mike,Brian, Carol, Bert, Maverick]
9/24/02	We know that probably all of you have been waiting anxiously for the recap and photos from the Members’ Party in Las Vegas this past weekend. You can’t sleep; you’ve lost weight; you’ve even been mean to your cat. Well … you’re going to have to keep waiting, because that’s the way we are. And since we’re leaving your breathless, we thought it appropriate to mention that Devinn’s Breathless is in our (generally not very) humble opinion her best work to date. She’s awesome in an awesome movie. So take a look at her 50+ pictures, and you’ll be breathless for an altogether different reason. Then go visit her new site, and tell her how much you like it. Then visit our friends at Wicked Pictures, because they get lonely if people don’t drop by. See? You have LOTS to take your mind off of the Members’ Party. Of course if you’d have gone, at least you’d have your memories … [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, D.Minion]
9/18/02	Well, what do you know? The team did it. We have now caught up with our Night Calls recaps BEFORE the new Night Calls season began. You can now see Night Calls, July 17, 2002 (with our own Georgia Adair), and Juli owes us a dollar. (She bet we couldn’t do it.) Our team did a wonderful job, and now we owe them a trip to Monty’s, the Valley’s best steak house, imho. If any of you understand that acronym, you’ve been on the Internet for a while. Glad to have you. All is good. … Wait! It seems to me that limousine transportation to a steak dinner for six, with Heitz cabernet (btw), might cost more than a dollar. Dang. We need a better manager. Ah, well … Enjoy, y’all … the new season begins … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Georgia Adair, Stormy Daniels, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]
9/18/02	OK. The clock is ticking, and the Adult Diary Night Calls crew is under the gun. Keyboards are furiously pounding in the office as we rush to the deadline. Will we make it? Can we do it? Fortunately, we’re not trying to save the world, or anything like that. We’ve just promised to catch up on the last season before the new one starts. Check out just how patriotic naked girls can be on Night Calls, July 3, 2002. God Bless America … and Juli and Tiffany … and D.Minion. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, D.Minion]
9/17/02	The odd tale of Phaedra Alexis continues, as we promised it would. It’s funny because Ashton View’s My First Porno was really about the “Behind The Scenes” view of making an adult movie, and in actuality there was a lot going on “Behind The Scenes” in this “Behind The Scenes” show. You know what they say: Truth is stranger than fiction. And this remains one of the stranger ones in our memory … [FEATURED TAGS: Phaedra Alexis, Inari Vachs, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]
9/16/02	As Kristal Summers and her niece Amber are off as special guests on Juli’s Night Calls Radio XM, we’re catching up on the Night Calls memories. You can now see Juli tooling around in her new “business” PT Cruiser. You can also see her playing with some different tools altogether. Relive Night Calls June 19th, 2002 and get ready. The season starts SOON, and we’re almost caught up … Groovy … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]
9/13/02	As we worked to put together this next story, it came to us what a behemoth undertaking we had begun. The events of this story covered several years, and we struggled to do better than recount them in real time. The historical significance of this week in America certainly served to goad us, and we plunged forth. Today, we’ll open with what turned out to be part one of a three-part expose on how the “best laid plans …” (if you’ll pardon the pun in our context). Hey, we don’t always get it right, but confession is good for the soul, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Phaedra Alexis, Devinn Lane, Shayla LaVeaux, Jewel D’Nyle, Juli Ashton, Risque News Insight]
9/11/02	We would be remiss if we failed to acknowledge the significance of this date, and so we offer one small view. We hate being remiss. [FEATURED TAGS: Phaedra Alexis]
9/9/02	As promised (gasp!) we’ve got D.Minion’s “behind the radio scenes” look at Juli’s new venture, Night Calls Radio! She was there and she’ll fill you in on all the details. Others of us were at other places, and have access to way more interesting pictures. If you want to read about the “FIRST Contracted On-Air Talent for XM Radio’s Adult Division” you can. If you’d rather look at 50 pictures of Juli, and Inari, and Keri having sex, well you can do that. Of course you could also look at 50 pictures of Juli, Julia Ann, and Becca having sex, if that’s more your cup of tea. Being the kind of folks we are, we’d probably do it all … But then, we’re that way. (Oh, and SteveD: pfhttttttpt … that’s slang for “faugh” by the way.) [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls Radio, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Kaylynn, Inari Vachs, Keri Windsor, Julia Ann, Becca, D.Minion]
9/6/02	In honor of Georgia completing her second event for Danni’s Hard Drive, we decided to post D.Minion’s account of Georgia’s first (major) event for our friend Danni. That sounds like a simple plan, but the graphics folks had a little too much free time, or maybe they just like to play with Georgia. Whatever the case, we’ve come up with our increasingly common bizarre application of adult entertainment. We’d worry about ourselves, but we’re pretty busy. We’ll worry about ourselves the first chance we get. [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair Video, Brook Bradford, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]
9/5/02	As you can tell, the troops have been busy around here. Unfortunately, we’ve reached critical mass in responsibilities, leaving the unthinkable reality as truth: The boss had to do a web posting–completely. This wasn’t just sending up code to the servers; this was providing actual commentary to D.Minion’s coverage of Night Calls, June 5, 2002. We know: the “team” let everyone down. We’re posting out of order (but we are holding to our goal of catching up on Juli’s life), and we haven’t even had time to mention that our favorite hostess now has a new, and very cool, XM Radio gig. We’ll get to that, as soon as I get some help around the office. Everybody’s been on sets constantly, and I’ve been left alone. You’ll see what a problem this can be … Oh, pun, says (uh) me … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Amber Michaels, Amanda Lexx, Michelle Michaels, D.Minion]

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