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January 2005 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

1/31/05

We don’t know quite how to describe Mav’s MEGA Report on Internext, the AEE, and the AVN Awards show except to say it’s BIG. It’s really, really BIG. There are well over 300 pictures and 7,000 words. Heck, we had to build the mother of all index pages, just to try to help people figure out where they are in the story when they come back to it. Let’s put it this way, from within the story and picture pages there are FORTY THREE individual links back to the index page. You’re going to need a lot of beer for this one, folks. Lots of pretty girls, though, and Lon becomes a Hip Hop artist. I guess if you’re really interested there are a lot of pictures of Juli Ashton, Kristal Summers, Paola Ray and Dee, and quite a few of Inari Vachs and Alicia Rhodes, surprisingly. Even more surprising are the pictures of Chasey Lain and the fact that Maverick was able to tell us every minute detail of his trip, except where he got the DVD that Christy Canyon asked him about. Life is weird … [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, AVN Awards, Juli Ashton, Dee, Kristal Summers, Julia Ann, Inari Vachs, Kylie Ireland, Tiffany Granath, Jenna Jameson, Georgia Adair, Chasey Lain, Justine Joli, Alicia Rhodes, Paola Rey, Tera Patrick, Mary Carey, Christy Canyon, Exclusive Video, Maverick]

A typical porno girl pose. ... Strange, huh?
1/27/05

Our own intimate version of “The Hall of Fame” shows up today, with a fascinating story of a guy that actually succeeded in our business … with his clothes ON. Weird. More traditional are the shots of Julia Ann, Devinn Lane, Inari Vachs, and even a little Kristal Summers and Asia Carrera. Interesting what Risqué Women can do sometimes, isn’t it? [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Devinn Lane, Inari Vachs]

Devinn Lane: A woman in uniform, but not uniformly so.
1/24/05

Hey, we’re back on the set of Night Callswith D.Minion and (Juli Ashton and Tiffany Granath, of course). As it turns out, The New Executives at Playboy TV decided that they should wait from August 25, 2005 until October 29, 2005 between episodes, and then wait another two months until December 31st for the next one. Allegedly there’s going to be another episode this Friday, so we’ll check with Juli for you. Basically today we’re just pointing out the apparent stupidity of Playboy TV executives sometimes. Fortunately, they give us lots of ammunition. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Katie Morgan, D.Minion]

Juli Ashton as a pupa. (You'll have to read the story.)
1/21/05

The quick story would be this:

1/21/05: 33 pics
The Party Maverick at Hedonism III

The longer one would involve trying to think of Stream of Conciousness writers that hailed from Great Britain, and then debating whether or not Ireland counts, and when exactly it began to … if it did, or does, or something. As you can see, this all gets pretty convoluted pretty quickly. Maybe we should just look at all the pretty girls. Oh. We should also book our trips to hang with Juli. That seems good … [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Devinn Lane, Nicole Sheridan, Maverick]

The Breast Laid plans, Mav ...
1/19/05

We’re doin’ a little Sex Magictoday, as we pop off to the set with Julia Ann. We don’t mention it enough, but we love Julia. She cares about people and animals. She kisses like dawn on the beach. She can cook wonderfully, and she looks great naked. That’s pretty much it as far as guys are concerned, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, D.Minion]

Julia Ann. Possibly the world's most pefect woman.
Julia Ann's Web Site.
1/18/05

The beginings of the AEE report are here. Um. We’re pretty sure that’s all we want to say at this point except thanks to Lon and SteveD for their efforts. As it turns out, Lon is secretly a very successful “art” photographer, and SteveD is … (also “Um” … uh …) … [That SteveD] … He’s a really nice guy. Bumer. Sucks to be you, dude … =)  [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, AVN Awards, Juli Ashton, Kristal Summers, Dee, Inari Vachs, Chasey Lain, Tiffany Granath, Katie Morgan, Sunset Thomas, Alicia Rhodes, Brittany Andrews, Christy Canyon, Rita Faltoyano, Janine, Brittney Skye, Steve, Lon]

Janine. Hopefully, Jenna can be her some day. ...
1/15/05

Not taking anything away anything from Mav’s recent contribution, we felt it time to present a set of Dee in a more “professional” setting. Dee’s a particularly apropos subject today for many reasons, not the least of which is that she’s just so darned pretty that it’s just hard not to talk about her. There are actually 100 photos today, AND an underwater view of Dee that … well … you really have to see it …. By the way, as far as we can tell, none of this has anything at all to do with “Wells Fargo Wagons,” or “Trouble,” or even “Lida Rose” … although I always liked “Lida Rose” … Good day, our someones; isn’t this almost like being in love?

Oh, and by the way, if you have comments, you can now contact Maverick directly. He’d love to hear from you in his new official position of Foreign Minion … We’ll call him FM for short. (Be careful what you wish for, my friend …) [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Exclusive Video]

Yet another favorite picture of Dee. Maybe we need a Dee Picture of the Day ...
1/13/05

“Seventy-Six trombones led the big parade,” as I understand it. So that means that today’s post is better than a big parade, as it has 77 more pictures of the 2004 KSEX Awards show, this time taken by Foreign Correspondent Maverick. Now we need to explain three things. 1. We’re making no attempt to draw any correlation between trombones and photographs of partying porn stars, rather leaving to future generations of literary students an attempt to try to decipher what deep and tortured reasonings led us to this strange juxtaposition. 2. A simple fact of corporate America rejoices in giving someone a grand-sounding title like “Foreign Correspondent” rather than actual money, and 3. No. We do not think it at all strange that a straight man might know a few show tunes. I can also cook, but I can’t sew … so there. Ready to move on now? [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Awards, Dee Video, Kylie Ireland, Katie Morgan, Cytherea, Alana Evans, Rayveness, Alexis Amore, Exclusive Video, Maverick, D.Minion, Michael Ninn]

Tied for the best picture we've ever seen of Dee. Well ... tied with all the others.
1/8/05

If you’re reading this, well then Praise the Digital Dieties. That means you’re looking at the new server like you’re supposed to be. By the way, really, really smart people wouldn’t have chosen the end of the year … over the holidays … right before the largest annual industry convention in Las Vegas … at the same time as moving a home and office … as the perfect time to change hosting and billing companies for the two biggest sites we operate. Nope. That’s certainly not what a really, really smart person would have done. That’s just what we did. On the upside we still have many good contacts with some exceptionally beautiful women, like … let’s see … this is Kristal Summers, Becca, Dee, Inari Vachs, Cheyenne Silver, Juli Ashton, and Wendy Divine. It might be easier to just look inside the members’ area, rather than just believe us. The pictures get bigger in there. Actually a lot of things get bigger around these women. Go figure. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Kristal Summers, Dee, Inari Vachs, Wendy Divine, Cheyenne Silver, Becca, Julia Ann, Vicca, Chasey Lain, Tiffany Granath, Georgia Adair, Keri Windsor, Nikita, Anais, Devinn Lain, TJ Hart]

Pairs of reasons to party with us.

December 2004 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

12/26/04

Taking a little more of an “Adult Holiday” today, we noticed that we’ve been slacking on our Ninn Worx Weekends, so we’re beginning the healing process today with what may be one of the best series subtitles we’ve ever scene. The guy heading up the art department actually came up with the title, but if it doesn’t apply to the industry in general, we’re not sure what would. Enjoy your break from the questionable humor littering this site, and take a look at Innocence: Wild Child. Is that perfect, or what? (“Or what” would be the incorrect answer, by the way.) [FEATURED TAGS: Keri Sable, Marie Luv, Cassie Young, Fallon, Marlena, Jennifer Luv, Jasmine Byrne, Michael Ninn]

“Wild Child” might describe this ...
12/25/04

It just wouldn’t be the same without our Annual Celebration of Christmas Day Silly Post. That’s not so say it wouldn’t be better, of course; it just wouldn’t be the same. This time around, though, you can actually find naked female breasts if you look carefully for them. Our advice would be to pretty much ignore everything else you run across.  [FEATURED TAGS: Merry Christmas!]

This picture is much scarier when it's larger.
12/16/04

In honor of our new member “geyser” and other AnaisAlexander.com friends, we’ve got day two of D.Minion’s account of Faith: In the Garden of Shadows, Book Two on tap for today. There’s a special surprise at the end of the post too, but we can’t tell you what it is, because … well … then it wouldn’t be a surprise now, would it? [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Jana Cova, Angel Cassidy, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Jana Cova ... very beautiful, but not Anais ...
12/13/04

Those of you that remember a few weeks ago when we posted the “rough cut” version of Dee’s solo experience in Exposed Featuring Dee may perhaps enjoy the “final” version as it appeared in the show. Of course, if beautiful women enjoying themselves doesn’t happen to be your cup of tea, then perhaps you’ll more enjoy D.Minion’s account of the drunken revelry at the 2004 KSEX Awards Show. Now DM doesn’t explicitely mention the drunkenness, we must be fair to say, but you go ahead and take a look at the pictures, and let us know what you think … FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio Awards, Dee Video, Rayveness, Alana Evans, Cytherea, Kylie Ireland, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Dee, upon hearing Harry didn't win an award. She regained compsure later.
12/8/04

Hey, we did part one of a story a couple of days ago, and now we’re following with part two today! Now while you certainly shouldn’t get used to this type of efficiency around here, you can feel free to enjoy Plush Day Two as much as you enjoyed Day One. Of course if you didn’t enjoy Day One at all, you’re probably not going to like this one either, in which case you should go walk your dog, or feed the homeless, or maybe repaint that guest room like you’ve been meaning to. You have choices in life, you know; feel free to take advantage of them. We’ll be back with something else later … after we feed our own dogs and assure them they won’t be homeless any time soon. [FEATURED TAGS: Angel Cassidy, Melissa Lauren, Barbara Summer, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Angel Cassidy ... partaking of, and serving as, a cool drink of water.
12/5/04

Uh-Oh. We’re back to one of those “D.Minion has been on set for a million hours” kind of posts, which means that while you do get a whole bunch of Behind the Scenes pictures (128 of them this time around), you also have to pretend to read a whole bunch of words too. On the upside, most of you don’t know D.Minion personally, so you’ll really never have to worry about being tested on your knowledge. If you do happen to run into her at some point and she does attempt to discern the depths of your attention to her details, do what she and Tinker always do when faced with such a situation: Argue with the hypothetical … Until then enjoy, Plush Day One, and we’ll keep your secret. [FEATURED TAGS: Angel Cassidy, Justine Joli, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Angel masturbating while watching Angel. Hmm. We do that ...
12/4/04

Late breaking news tonight revealed a travesty in the voting procedures for the KSEX Awards this year. We know this because neither Harry or Dee won anything at all, and that’s just gotta be a travesty. What could be more traversing than that, after all? In order to distract everyone from this sad turn of events we quick put together a wonderful slide show of Inari Vachs so that we could stop thinking about all of the serious injustices in the world. I mean, who’s a better porn jockey than Harry, really? Harry can insult entire races, genders, and socio-economic classes in one small sentence. Harry gets hate mail from household pets. This kind of talent just shouldn’t go uncredited. Consequently, we’re going to think of something really cool to give to Harry and Dee, but while we’re doing that, you might just as well enjoy Inari naked. If you have any good ideas, let D.Minion know, though. Maverick’s in town, and he probably needs something to do … [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs]

Inari being distracting already. We love that.
12/1/04

Apparently Howard Keel died recently, which probably has nothing to do with the expression “Keel Over” now that we think about it. And although he doesn’t seem to have appeared in the US movie Oklahoma, he did participate in the original 1947 London version of the production, which must be why Maverick thought he was in the movie. Actually, Howard was in several famous musicals including Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, and Kiss Me Kate, but he also does not appear in Dee’s newest movie from Ninn Worx, Exposed Featuring Dee, what with him being dead and all. If you have some knowledge of the musical Oklahoma you may enjoy today’s post a bit more than the people that just have some knowledge of Dee and enjoy seeing her … well … Exposed. Those people will certainly enjoy the Movie Trailer and DVD Galleries that Michael let us show you, whereas the Oklahoma people will also get the joke. At least getting the joke is not mandatory. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Anais, Georgia Adair, Isabella, Angel Cassidy, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Dee. Dee-lightfully Dee Best.

October 2004 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

10/29/04

So the newspaper yesterday said, “… the frustrated, fanatic but ever faithful fans of the fatalistic franchise from the Fens gathered ….” You have to be a sports writer, or possibly a webmaster, to get away with that kind of alliteration, but isn’t it “fun?” As Bronco fans around here, we’re well versed in this whole International Humiliation thing, and so our hearts go out to the St. Louis hopefuls out there. Naturally, we congratulate those rooting for the Red Sox, because as every fan of any sport knows, we are each personally responsible for the successes of “Our Team.” Because of our deep empathy for the Cardinal fans, however, we’ve decided to grab a bit of attention from CafeAnais and show everyone a solo scene from her most recent Ninn Epic. It won’t take away the pain of losing so soundly, but it will certainly provide a pleasant distraction. You Boston folks can feel free to catch up when the euphoria wears off … Congratulations, by the way. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Anais ... NOT as cold as ice ...
10/26/04

The weather seems to be rapidly moving colder in much of the country, and so we thought we’d do something a little different today, so you have an excuse to stay inside. Today you actually get to see Dee not perfect — at least in the Michael Ninn definition of the expression. If we explained what we meant by that, well, there wouldn’t be any reason to read the story, and so we’re just going to encourage you to read the story. Still, if you insist on not reading, just look at the “rough” promotional video and the 128 pictures. It’s still good to be a member, even if everything’s not perfect … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Dee. The best in Black and White.
10/24/04

Today’s Ninn Worx Weekend is even more dazzling than usual. In fact, we liked the contribution from Angel Cassidy’s latest movie so much that we decided to run the story even before you can even buy the DVD. (Sorry, DM.) In addition to the typically beautiful shots, many of the atypically beautiful Angel, we also included the sexy audio tracks from the erotic poetry that frames the story, and even some trivia about Michael Ninn. All in all this seems a good way to kill some time while we all wait to see the Broncos play on Monday Night Football tomorrow night. We ARE all waiting for that, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Angel Cassidy, Justine Joli, Barbara Summer, Melissa Lauren, Exclusive Audio, Michael Ninn]

We'll call her Angel in the morning ... at night ... any time she wants to hang out ...
10/21/04

If you think about it, the term “Rain-Aid” sounds like a Willie Nelson concert. Fortunately, thinking about this issue does not constitute the important part of today’s insight. Actually, you might find it a lot more interesting to contemplate Juli Ashton’s Pocket Rocket, as seen through the eyes (well, and other parts) of Dee and Anais during one of their cam shows. There seems to be a lot going on with Anais these days, thanks to the bumbling of some executives we won’t name over at the company that distributes Ninn Worx’ pictures, and if you needed any more proof that we should just put Dee in charge of everything, you need only look at these pictures … If everyone just did what they are good at, life would be much simpler. It might also be much simpler if it never rained in California … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Anais, D.Minion]

Anais and Dee ... pre Pocket Rocket
10/18/04

For a change, this post actually seems to be fairly self-explanatory. Of course if you don’t want to bother with the explanation, you can just be satisfied looking at 120 or so pictures of Juli Ashton, Dee, Kristal Summers and Becca lounging around Hedonism III in Jamaica. Some things just aren’t that complicated. This is good. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Dee, Kristal Summers, Becca]

Her Highness, Ms. Ashton
10/15/04

As you can see from this thumbnail, when Keri Windsor buys flowers for someone, she’s very serious about it. Actually she might think about someone larger than Dee deliver them for her next time. It’s a good thing it wasn’t bee season on the last set of Naked Hollywood, or D.Minion’s story might have had a different ending. If you look carefully around the foliage, you might also catch Asia Carrera and Nina Hartley in this look at a time passed … Keri’s a lot of things, but subtle hasn’t seemed among them. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Asia Carrera, Nina Hartley, Keri Windsor, D.Minion]

Dee's in there. We swear.
10/13/04

Wow! Just when you think you’ve seen everthing, we throw our first “ergo” into a story. … Assuming that doesn’t sufficiently titillate you, we also have a video clip from (the recently retired, or not) Anais, some funny stuff, a peek into the private life of D.Minion, and proof that redish isn’t the only person on the planet that loves Juli Ashton. All in all, we call it “Miscellaneous Wrecks.” (We’re seeking therapy just as soon as we get the time.) [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Anais Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, Lon]

Juli goes Lon, and Lon, and Lon ...
10/10/04

Now very few things can probably tear you away from football today, but if your team happens to be losing badly, or the games you care about aren’t on television — or even if you’re one of those bizarre aliens that don’t care to watch big, sweaty, overly-adorned men get paid too much money to fight over a silly little ball — well, then, today might be a pleasant diversion. Now we’ll warn you that there’s no small amount of whining, and even some economic ruminations before you actually get to the Wonderful Ninn Worx Weekend featuring Fragile women that, well, don’t actually look all that fragile. Just remember you can use the handy-dandy icons to just skip all the boring stuff and get right to the pictures. Sometimes life is fair. [FEATURED TAGS: Anna Karin, Erica Vachs, Monica Daniels, Anna Kristal, Marrakesh, Laura Capri, Michael Ninn]

Anna Karin ... Oh, Yeah ...
10/6/04

CafeAnais chimes in today with a look at Anais on the set of In the Garden of Shadows and a behind-the-scenes tribute to one of the most talented photographers our industry has ever seen. All in all, it seems like a fine way to spend a few minutes … or even more than a few … Oh, and if you don’t already own In the Garden of Shadows, D.Minion and Michael would just love for you to buy one here. We now return you to your regularly scheduled pornography … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Justine Joli, Jana Cova, Wanda Curtis, Rayveness, Violet Blue, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Anais, preparing to kiss and tell.
10/5/04

We took some time to watch the Vice Presidential debate tonight, as we’re sure all of you did, being fine, upstanding, citizens and all. (Those of you that live out of the country are excused from this duty. Be thankful.) Tom Brokaw said that Dick Cheney reminded him of George Forman. Other than being grilled by his opponent, I must confess that I didn’t draw the connection. Dick Cheney did, however, remind us a lot of Grandpa Munster which would have made the voting “choice” easy except for the fact that John Edwards seemed just a bit too much like Wally Cleaver. Fortunately in America we can make our own decisions, so it might be best to decide to hold off on major, potentially life-changing, decisions and check out the propoganda videos and pictures from Georgia’s newest Michael Ninn movie instead. It may not make America safer, but if everyone had one, it would certainly make America happier … [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair Video, Michael Ninn]

Georgia Adair. She is always on our mind.
10/1/04

Tinker called this morning, and when I answered the phone she said, “Did you happen to find a piece of American cheese in the driveway?” Thinking that this was a lot like, “Do you by any chance happen to have six fingers on your left hand?” I responded logically with, “Do you always start conversations this way?” Now why this happened turns out to be not nearly as important as the 189 pictures from Anais’ latest Ninn Worx feature, Faith: In the Garden of Shadows, Book 2. Throw in the fact that most of the early morning discussions centered almost entirely on politics, and you’ll see why we figured “American Cheese” just seemed perfect as a topic for the day. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Jana Cova, Nikki Blond, Erica Vachs, Laura Capri, Michael Ninn]

Anais ... wet, but anything except watered down

September 2004 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

9/30/04

Maverick’s sort of in like a lion and out like a lion in this, his second installment of “The Best of Kristal Summers’ Cam Shows.” This seems to be OK for two reasons: First of all, it’s September, and not April, and second, he’s British, and thus due no small amount of forgiveness if he manages to misunderstand some things. Also, redish has returned to his home base, so now we can show you a bunch of pictures of Juli Ashton on the road dancing, and he’ll be there to see them when they’re new. Kristal’s actually thinking about taking her dancing abilities to the road too, and she’ll be looking for a roadie, so bear that in mind. So far all the advice we’ve given her is that she should probably avoid Florida for the time being, and Carol may be looking for a job. We take care of our own, after all. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Juli Ashton, Exclusive Video, Maverick]

Juli and Kristal ... waves of the past and the future.
9/29/04

Hey, hey … We’ve got more of Dee on KSEX today, this time with special guest Anais, talking about (oddly) beginning to work on In The Garden of Shadows, Part 2, which seems to be a bit of a topic this week. We love it when a plan comes together. Truthfully, though, we love it even more when Dee and Anais come together. We’re simple that way. [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, Anais, D.Minion]

Anais and Dee ... with Pooh
9/28/04

Wow. In contrast to some of D.Minion’s “epics” we have a nice little story about Julia Ann dancing, along with some nice naked pictures of Julia Ann. We even throw in some Dean Martin and even a Little Feat reference. That’s nice. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, D.Minion]

There's A LOT nice about Julia Ann.
9/27/04

You know what’s better than lesbian sex between Angel Cassidy and Sasha? Lesbian sex between Angel Cassidy, Sasha, AND Monique Alexander. Well just such a fine event happened a few months ago, and D.Minion happened to be there to record her thoughts. As it turns out, D.Minion had many, many thoughts on these beautiful women. Hmm. Go figure … [FEATURED TAGS: Angel Cassidy Video, Monique Alexander Video, Sasha Video, Shy Love, Stephanie Swift, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

I wonder what's so interesting outside.
9/24/04

“Although she wasn’t allowed to demonstrate her flaming dildo” and “To celebrate, the ladies poured wax onto Gia” pretty much sums it up for this post of the (hopefully not third-to-last) Night Calls episode. It seems that D.Minion had an out of body experience this time around, but fortunately there were many naked women present to help take her mind off of the chaos. We’re thinking that you should probably go visit Juli in Jamaica to be sure everything is alright, though. Apparently, “you can’t be too careful.” By the way, do not try any of this at home … except for the naked women part. =) [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton Video, Tiffany Granath, Jennifer Steele, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]

Fire in the hole! (This does not reflect negatively on Juli Ashton or Tiffany Granath.)
9/23/04

It appears that we say “Dang” a lot in this post. Maybe we’re lapsing into the politeness of old age, or maybe this just seems to be a remarkably descriptive term when talking about Dee. She’ll be at the Blue Zebra (at 6872 Farmdale Avenue in North Hollywood, California … 818-765-7739) tonight through Saturday night if you want to see her in person, by the way. We don’t often get overly religious on this site, but let’s just leave it at this: When God made Eve, she/he was just practicing. After a bit of time, DEE resulted. We figure God’s been on vacation ever since. Hey, dance with the girl that brought you … God certainly blessed Dee. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Kristal Summers, Lon, D.Minion]

Dee ... all that she can Dee
9/22/04

Sensing (although the drooling really sort of made that “insight” stuff rather simple) that Maverick might want to play with the new groovy computers in the office, we suggested that he might consider compiling a “Best Of” the last year of the the Kristal Cam-Show Enterprises. We’ve got a bunch in the archives, so we gave Mr. Mav eight of our favorites to absorb and then paste together. Now each tape happens to be one hour in length, so maybe we shouldn’t have been surprised to find that Maverick’s first run at a “Best Of” happened to be … well … eight hours in length. After threatening with no more beer (which oddly seemed to have little effect) and even more decomposed granite moving (which amazingly did the trick real speedy quicko), Mav managed to cut the episodes down to somewhere around 19 minutes. Even for “good” connections this will take a bit to download, but we have to admit that Maverick seems to know his Kristal. We’re suggesting clicking on the cute little icon to begin the download and then doing something fun like going out for ice cream. One must have priorities after all. We’re also suggesting never (ever) having some nice man dump 20 tons of decomposed granite in your driveway and then deciding to move it into the back yard a wheelbarrow-load at a time. Dang, I hate doin’ stupid stuff … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Julia Ann, Felecia, Lisa Ann, Maverick]

Felecia & Kristal Summers ... interesting, although only slightly related to the story.
9/21/04

Shamelessly borrowing from Michael Ninn as we are, in order to catch up on our posts for our Gentle Readers, we decided that we should at least make it worthwhile and get in some advance looks at some really pretty people. So literally months before anyone else (well, outside of Michael’s office) gets to see them, check out Georgia Adair and Angel Cassidy on the latest Ninn Worx shoot. You might want to kick your shoes off and grab a beer: There are almost 300 pictures here, and you wouldn’t want to miss anything because your feet hurt, or you were thirsty, or anything … [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair, Harmony, Angel Cassidy, Michael Ninn]

Angel and phallic symbols -- works for us.
9/20/04

Take a bored porn star in a beautiful location and you know what you get? Well, in Dee’s case you get a rather interesting way to kill a half-hour or so. If you want to see how she filled her time before she got to do Anais for Fem: Diva then you’ll want to see Dee Delightfully Dallying. If you have no interest in seeing this, go see a doctor: You’re not well … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Michael Ninn]

Oh to be dallying with Dee ....
9/19/04

We’re BAA-AAACK! After taking a couple of weeks off to do some much needed finishing of projects around the house the team’s back in place and rarin’ to go. Truthfully, after moving 51 tons (literally) of dirt and rock into the back yard we figured we’d better go back to work because “vacation” was killing us. Public thanks here to D.Minion, Maverick, and Lon for going well beyond the call of duty for the remarkable compensation of pizza and beer, and more thanks to all of you patient members. We didn’t forget about you: We were just way too sweaty to be touching a keyboard. I’m thinking steer manure and granite dust would be bad for electronics. On the other hand, I’m thinking that a Ninn Worx Weekend from Michael’s newest Diamond Girl might just be good for some of the carbon-based things among us. Now let’s see what else we have just lying around[FEATURED TAGS: Kenzie Ryan, Nikki Blond, Cassandra, Zara Mars, Anna Kristal, Michael Ninn]

Introducing Kenzie Ryan ... and pooch
9/6/04

Did you know that on Midnight Train to Georgia the woman is actually returning from Los Angeles? Apparently, it’s good in “his world.” And continuing the subject of Stream of Consciousness, we have a sneak peek at the first scene shot for Anais’ (and Michael Ninn’s, we suppose) In the Garden of Shadows, Part Two. If one must insist on non sequiturs and the stream of consciousness approach, it’s always good to include Anais we’re thinking. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Anais: Revelling in Revealing
9/3/04

Today you can read all about D.Minion’s (brief) experiences with on-line dating services, amidst which you can learn some fascinating stuff. You can also look at a bunch of pictures of Kristal Summers hanging out at D.Minion’s house which, although potentially less educational, may be significantly more interesting. See why Kristal’s fun to invite over? [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, D.Minion]

Bringing a whole new perspective to eating out.