Filed Under: Chantelle Fox

November 2013 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

11/28/13

Wow. For the first time in a really long time a major religious celebration falls on Thanksgiving. Of course the fact that we had to call a friend in order to get the spelling correct for “Chanukah” might indicate that some of us failed the religious fervor standard this week. On the other hand, we do understand that this means at least a good percentage of the Brits will be celebrating with us today, and for some reason they don’t usually do that on Thanksgiving. Weird. … We have our own special party on tap, though, with Kylie, Kaylan, and Cytherea — and we promise you will not have to wait until 2165 to enjoy them again. [STAR TAGS: Kaylan Nicole Video, Cytherea Exclusive Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Dee Video, Serenity Video, Kristal Summers Video, Alexis DeVell, Jeanna Fine, Paula Price]

Cytherea
11/24/13

Oddly enough, we actually have a “Fox in a Box” on tap today, or at least once you see more of Chantelle Fox, you will likely want to tap her. Whatever. … You might also learn a little bit more about some of the Risque Tributaries in our history, about which you may or may not care, in all likelihood. The odds of you not appreciating Shayla as she explores “Sage Before Booty” seem very low, however. You should probably take a chance.  [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Anais, Kaylan Nicole, Chasey Lain, Juli Ashton, Phaedra Alexis, Vicca, Chantelle Fox Video, 247AdultStars.com]

Considering Shayla LaVeaux
11/18/13

Acceding to the wishes of a slight, but occasionally vocal, minority of paid members, D.Minion and her also slight, but pretty much always vocal, “chickadees” have decreed that we need make effort to publish “smaller” updates on occasion. Apparently the risque ladies believe that people have other things to do in life besides enjoying, in this case, Kristal Summers, Becca, and Cytherea. That seems weird, right? Can that be true? [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Becca, Cytherea]

Chickadee Accord
11/14/13

Profanity, at least according to mom, represents the efforts of a feeble mind to express itself. While we hate to argue with mom, sometimes, “Oh, darn” just doesn’t seem to capture the mood accurately. That said, when you have Kristal Summers around to help you feel better, a certain profane word might come to mind as both a verb and an exclamation. [STAR TAGS: Sophia, Renna Ryan, Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, Kasey Storm Video, Kristal Summers Video, Michael Ninn, 247AdultStars.com]

A Storm Brewing with Kristal
11/12/13

Eight times as many people will get married today as one could normally expect, simply because of the whole 11-12-13 thing. This would make it easier to remember one’s anniversary, probably, but considering the divorce rate these dates, perhaps a countdown symmetry would seem more appropriate. Interestingly enough, no matter which way we count around here, we still come up with a bevy of sexually adventurous women. Come to think of it, were more women inclined this way, perhaps that would increase the marriage rate. Or maybe the divorce rate. We really can’t be sure. [STAR TAGS: Becca Video]

Facets of Becca
11/7/13

Over the years we have become friends with a lot of people honestly ahead of their time. Truth be told, we have met a great many more people that could be so far ahead of their time as to make their connection with contemporary society essentially meaningless, but they seem to be happy too, so who would we be to judge? We have chosen a simple path filled with porn stars of myriad personality — many times several of them in the same star — but again, why be critical? Why not just enjoy a little retrospect on a Carrera that never needed the “Turbo” to be darned impressive. [STAR TAGS: Asia Carrera Video]

Asia Carrera — Nice Lines
11/5/13

If we torment a member of the Risque Crew ourselves, that would be just fine, naturally, but we cannot have circumstances beyond our control make poor Uncle Gibby weep. On the off chance that there might one or two of you out there that do not care one whit that the Mighty Packers lost at home to the arch-rival Bears last night, well, you may find an entirely different kind of solace in our mood-brightening efforts today. As D.Minion says often, “We just want everyone to be happy.” If we have to employ Anais, Dee, and beer to accomplish that goal, well, we are up to the task. [STAR TAGS: Dee, Sandee Westgate Video, Anais Exclusive Video]

Dee — Feeling Bad That Gibby Has Never Met Her
11/2/13

You know what the world really needs more of if at all possible? Right! … Porn Awards Shows. … We need to give potentially short-sighted young adults the chance to feel really, really bad about themselves because they did not win a trophy celebrating their expertise at oral sex. … That said, if they are going to have more Awards Shows, at least they should handle them as did the veteran professionals with the Sex Awards recently. Considering our reputation for being outside the lines — even within an industry itself way outside the lines — you may not find it surprising to know that we vote for Julia Ann. The fact that Julia Ann did not technically have a nomination did not dissuade us in the least. … We’re pretty hard to dissuade, truth be told. [STAR TAGS: 2013 Sex Awards, Kylie Ireland, Jessica Drake, Julia Ann Video]

Concept by Julia Ann
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July 2013 Risque | New Stuff

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

7/29/13 We move through Feeling Strong to Stone Cold Sexy today, although technically that would be with Shayla LaVeaux and Kristal Summers respectively. The code geeks here tend to move through Skittles and ice cream to beer and tequila, a practice which tends to relegate those other two conditions to mere fantasy. But what’s life without a good fantasy anyway? [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Shayla LaVeaux Video]
Rock Hard Sex with Kristal
7/26/13 When it’s all said and done, well, you can’t really do anything about it anymore, so it seems pretty silly to worry about it. … Of course since we happen to be talking about the risque commune web sites, technically we could go back and change things, but we’ve always been of the forward-thinking – as compared to dwell on the past – sorts of folks. All in all, it’s a good thing we’re linking to Cytherea today, otherwise all we’d be left with is “What the hell were we thinking?” when we look back on this. See why we never look back? [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Shayla LaVeaux, Cytherea Video]
Shayla wondering, "What the hell were they thinking?"
7/24/13 Probably due in no small part to a Big Bang Theory rerun, we decided we should all learn to speak Mandarin. After only about 30 minutes with Rosetta, however, we concluded that Chinese is hard, and so happily decided to forget about it and keep enjoying the little oranges instead. Other cultures do play a greater role this time around, however, as we consider the plight of the British Geek and fully understand how Cheyenne Silver could easily cause eventual Madness. [STAR TAGS: Dee, Cheyenne Silver Video, Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
Chantelle Fox — British Villain, of Sorts
7/20/13 Katie Morgan loves dogs a lot. And because saner minds prevailed that prevented D.Minion from penning today’s article, this will be the last time you hear about that particular fact about Katie Morgan. We do get into some rather more interesting bits of Ms. Morgan, although truthfully not nearly as interesting as the ones Scott Nails gets into in the “media” accompanying our fascinating prose. Some people say those visual aids constitute by far the most interesting part of the post, as a matter of fact. We can’t see how that could be true. [STAR TAGS: Katie Morgan Video]
Penis Interrupt Us
7/16/13 What better way to beat the summer heat than to sit around and read wonderfully clever novels by Christopher Moore, you may ask? OK, so you may not have ever asked that, but since we have no authors at risqué with near the talent demonstrated by “real” writers, we really cannot do much better than refer folks to wildly entertaining works of literature penned by others (very likely without the use of a single pen these days). On the other hand, we can illustrate with Shayla LaVeaux masturbating. Let’s see Mr. Moore try and top that with his “heinous fuckery” run rampant. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]
Shayla as Venus de Milo — with Arms
7/12/13 We read recently that they used to canonize saints in the lesser civilized countries by shooting them out of actual canons. Granted, we read that in a Christopher Moore book, and we maybe should not list history among his marvelous strengths, truth be told. He did begin his literary journey with the sad story of a vampire that could not get her car out of impound because they were only open during the day time, after all. While no one here possesses anything close to the writing skills of Mr. Moore, though, we do now have our own Dedicated Deity at a Risqué Business. All things considered, that sounds even better than a whopping book advance. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Cytherea Exclusive Video]
Kristal Summers and Shayla LaVeaux
7/9/13 A lot of adult web sites probably do not make adequate use of The Battle Hymn of the Republic when the opportunity presents itself. We, however, can reign irreverent on a spectacular scale, for whatever that’s worth. True, Katie Morgan lounging poolside might be decidedly more typical fare for sites such as ours, but, seriously, how many of us ever tried to do “fair” in something. If you have to miss the mark (or in this case Scott), at least fail spectacularly. … Besides, maybe we win. It’s probably all going to come down to the Russian judge. It always seems to. [STAR TAGS: Katie Morgan]
Foreshadowing in the Sun
7/6/13 You probably do not need to actually have moved a moderately-sized computer office in order to know that doing so really sucks. OK, so all moving really sucks, but moving a whole bunch of computers and peripherals really, really sucks. We were not all that surprised at the eight boxes D.Minion labeled “Random Cables,” but the ELEVEN BOXES that carried the identifier of “Last Minute” astounded even those of us that have known her for over a decade. Fortunately Shayla teases eno and Maverick enough today that we forgot all about the DM quirks … until we went to unpack the boxes, of course. Fortunately, you get the Shayla part without the unpacking part. It’s good to be a member. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]
A Fantasy Pillow Top Mattress
7/4/13 What can you do with an entry entitled “Patriotic Pudenda” after all? … Well, you might just decided that you should be able to work in an examination (as it were) of the subject matter — even with all the busy bar-b-que and beer you need to take care of. You could peruse the points of interest before the local fireworks show tonight, or you could wait until after the display and enjoy at your leisure. We do not need any photos of that leisure part, however; we get the picture. [STAR TAGS: Debi Diamond Video]
A Veritable Leap for Joy
7/1/13 It seems mean to welcome in a nationwide heat wave with images and other visual depictions that could result in making the audience even hotter. Of course, given the nature of this site, that is sort of what we do, so maybe we should all just enjoy Chasey Lain, wonder yet again at Maverick, and blame the weather on Willard Scott. Heck, that’s been working for a long, long time. Of course calling this entry “Lain and Able” means we’ll have to blame someone else for the author. That’s what his parents have been doing for years, though, so no need to worry. [STAR TAGS: Chasey Lain Video, Brittany O’Connell Video]
Lain and Able
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