8/31/14 | Apparently, “That which does not kill us makes us stronger.” It follows as a corollary, however, that Those who make us stronger, then, certainly need slapped a good one, because they might be trying to kill us. We looked it up on the Internet, and you still can’t just go around killing people, but as near as we could tell, simply glaring at them while hoping their favorite sports team losing the next 100 games in a row would be just fine. Even D.Minion cannot completely whitewash the treatment of poor Georgia as the saga continues. [STAR TAGS: Georgia Adair, Paola Rey, Theresa Ilova, Michael Ninn] |
8/30/14 | Ten years ago this month Georgia Adair did her last professional movie, the end of her custom trilogy from Michael Ninn called Becoming Georgia Adair, Chapter III. At the time we decided to hold off an entire decade before telling this story, naturally having absolutely no realistic expectation that we would still be not only operational, but expanding, when the years had passed. Well, they did, and D.Minion begins with the first of a “Three-Day Weekend” with Michael Ninn and the inadvertently abused Sweet Georgia. [STAR TAGS: Georgia Adair, Harmony, Michael Ninn] |
8/27/14 | Anyone who has ever had to memorize the nuances of Strunk and White understands that they could have been a bit more interesting had they chosen a bit more riveting of a subject matter. A study of Elements of Good Sex, for example, would likely have ensured full attendance in every class. Fortunately for us, the ChickaDees break into the writing ranks today, with just such a topic. Oddly, never once did any of us question the location of even one punctuation mark. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Dee Video, May Video, Paola Rey, Marlie Moore] |
8/23/14 | Everyone loves sports. (OK. So maybe not everyone loves sports, but all of the sane people do.) Even people that enjoy sports, however, may not enjoy boxing so much, and not even because sometimes one of the contestants gets an ear bitten. Understanding that, though, we still think pretty much everyone will enjoy Topless Boxing, at least when the two opponents happen to be Kristal Summers and Tanya Danielle. Nobody was keeping score that we could see, and yet no one seems to mind. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Tanya Danielle Video] |
8/20/14 | We have a new plan here: We need to do a new tour for DeesClub.com every couple of months because we have to add a whole bunch of explicit content in the Members’ Areas just to … um … illustrate whatever point we were making in the sales pitch. People write in and ask questions, or end up looking for something specific, and what can we do except keep showing more and more explicit Dee? … It’s a dirty job … [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Inari Vachs Video, Devinn Lane Video] |
8/14/14 | If you get a little sneak-peek at news in Dee Land, you’ve already had a pretty darned good day. Mere donuts cannot hope to compete with Dee on a lazy weekend morning; heck, Dee’s even better than bear claws — and we like bear claws a lot around these parts. Throw in a little celebratory Cate Harrington from over in the U.K., and the meaninglessness of the preseason games may not even depress you. [STAR TAGS: Dee Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers, Juli Ashton Video, Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
8/11/14 | Only we could end an article with “Hair today. Gone tomorrow.” and have it not be about shaving. On the other hand the massive sensory overload created by Cytherea, Shayla LaVeaux, Jill Kelly, Kylie Ireland and Shane at least explains the cause. Interestingly enough, not all causes for mistakes have blame associated with them. You think it has something to do with beautiful naked women? [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Jill Kelly Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Shane Video, Cytherea Video] |
8/8/14 | Sometimes we lament the difficulty of our jobs. Technology changes at an amazingly rapid pace, and the entire Risque Commune relies on us to keep abreast (as it were) of the latest gimmicks and gadgets so that everyone’s members have the best possible experience. Standards change. The “average” consumer gear gets increased capabilities without them buying anything new, or doing anything differently. Then we have a couple decades’ worth of experiences to try and correlate with Terabytes of stored “assets” (again, as it were), while every day the cast of characters changes. It can be overwhelming. … Then we think about all the beautiful naked women involved with the jobs, and we think, “Oh, right. Nevermind.” [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Dee Video, Inari Vachs Video, Drew Hurlie, Logan LaBrent] |
8/3/14 | There are those that might consider finding a lost masterpiece in their grandparent’s attic a rare occurrence. There are those that might consider finding proof of the Loch Ness Monster or Sasquatch pretty much unbelievable, no matter how convincing the argument. To celebrate Uncle Gibby’s birthday today, though, we have news of something even more mind-boggling: Somehow he actually found a strip club he had never visited in the entire Great Lakes, Mid-America region. Since he’s off drooling over Jayden Cole while correcting his strip club omission this weekend, though, we will share his gift with everyone. That’s more than Gibby’s going to want to do with Jayden. … [STAR TAGS: Anais Exclusive Video, Elizabeth, Mia Smiles, Dee, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Michael Ninn] |
8/1/14 | You have probably noticed that we tend to read a lot of books around here. In fact we always ask “What’s the last book you read?” when we’re looking for new people to help. Up until last week, though, no one had ever mentioned Steve Harvey and his Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man. We certainly do not wish to cut into Mr. Harvey’s royalties or anything, but we can explain men with photos without using any words at all. [STAR TAGS: Happy August!] |
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June 2014 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
6/29/14 | Beware the Caption Conflagration today, although we have made it fairly easy to avoid, what with us being all kind and benevolent and stuff. We have also provided excellent diversion in the form of Shayla LaVeaux and U.K. star Chantelle Fox. You may consider them separate, but equal, in fine constitutional manner. We did need to say for the record, though, that the Sonny and Cher references were not our fault. … [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
6/23/14 | Do you know the difference between a complex sentence and a cat? Well as it turns out you can learn some fun things while reading Stephen King — a chap possessing a literary expertise you will likely never, ever see around here quite honestly. On the other hand, you will find us substantially less gruesome as a rule too, and we have a lot more beautiful naked women. So there’s that. … Oh! The difference between a complex sentence and a cat? … One has claws at the end of its paws … [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Dee, Alexis DeVell, Kaylan Nicole, Taylor Hayes, Chasey Lain, Devinn Lane, Doria, Jenna Jameson, Renee LaRue] |
6/19/14 | We all like watching athletes going for the win. If we’re going to live vicariously through them, we sort of expect them to do things we cannot accomplish on our own, after all. Being extra-special, naturally, Cytherea takes that concept one consonant further as she opts to go for the “Wynn” — as in Tyla. Interestingly enough, as she adds one little letter, Cytherea removes all of their clothes. Seems like an excellent trade for the vicarious amongst us. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Tyla Wynn Video, Roxetta, Michael Ninn] |
6/15/14 | One could make an argument that the sum total of all human knowledge appears somewhere on a t-shirt. “Never underestimate the immense power of Stupid People in large groups” seems to be the current office favorite, although between all of us, we have quite a selection. We could easily have “What’s your funniest t-shirt?” in the job application form, truth be told. On a topic completely unrelated to stupid people — and not in a large group anyway — we get well read with Riley Reid for a bit today. [STAR TAGS: Riley Reid, Kylie Ireland Video] |
6/12/14 | Nobody likes missing “The Moment” at any time. When, however, “The Moment” includes an afternoon alone in a hotel room with Shayla LaVeaux while she finds various locations in which she might masturbate, well, some of those “nobody” people that missed This Moment really don’t seem all that happy about it. Seems odd, right? They get to see the pictures (and video) just like everyone else. Sheesh. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Megan Foxx, Sunny Lane, Sasha Heart, Nicki Hunter, Erica McLean] |
6/7/14 | Testosterone just complicates things. We get the whole “necessary for the survival of the species” thing, but if you ever get a chance to visit a movie set for a show that has no males in the cast, that should be the one you make room for in your schedule. You know how obnoxious — and a little pitiful — men can be in a bar situation where they’re just hoping to get laid? Just imagine the strutting they do on a movie set where they know they’re going to. If deflated male egos did not result in time delays from deflated male “other parts” we might actually be honest about how the women on set view them. [STAR TAGS: Alexis Texas, Ashli Orion, Audrey Bitoni, Brynn Tyler, Jordan Kingsley, Kagney Linn Karter, Kayla Carrera, London Keyes, Tory Lane, Penny Flame, Nina Hartley] |
6/4/14 | Woe be to us and the burdensome tasks we face spending quality time with porn stars. We remain dedicated professionals, however, withstanding vast personal difficulty while bringing in the story. Hey, if you think you have ever felt like an insignificant anonymous person before, you ought to try walking into a casino with Kristal Summers. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Shayla LaVeaux] |
6/1/14 | The question “May I?”might be rather ingrained into anyone that went to school in America, but clearly the teachers did not have “Dee’s May” in mind when they came up with their lesson plans. Should you be a Member, then you might see “May We Please” at a different level, and as a completely different sentence fragment. Should you not be a Member, well, then that’s sad. May — the Force — IS with us. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Juli Ashton Video, May Video, Jade Marcella] |
December 2013 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
12/28/13 |
For the final post of 2013 we offer you Dee sleeping on a couch with two miniature dachshunds. … Of course in a little bit she gets up and does a Cam Show with Kristal Summers, Mr. Marcus, and a Sybian — just in case you prefer to let sleeping dogs lie. Interestingly this little picture represents the only one that we could possibly show on the free side. Go figure. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Dee Exclusive Video] |
12/25/13 |
We have learned that “Fame” — with a capital “F” naturally — only exists within a specified realm. Of course American Football has the most relevance to everyday life, as well as the future of civilization, so obviously we pay the most attention there. Given that introduction we will pay note to a “famous” American Sports Writer in Denver that opines, “Be naughty. Save Santa the trip.” … Quaint. But in our world Naughty is Nice. So apparently American Football is not everything. How can that be? [STAR TAGS: Devinn Lane] |
12/24/13 |
In the annals of “Good Golly We Almost Made it” … gosh, nothing noteworthy has ever happened. Despite all the ”We Love The World, and Ain’t Everyone Just Excellent” awards, sometimes people lose. that’s what makes life worth living. Were we those people, we would of course be properly penitent. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
12/22/13 |
Does anyone else think that the “Famous Idaho Potato Bowl” ought to have a trophy made out of bacon and cheese? With maybe some sour cream artfully surrounding the base? Can anyone see what hours and hours of doing computer code can do your brain when it finally takes a break and begins to absorb the college bowl season? Fortunately, Cytherea and many other comely lasses help us think about none of those inane questions. We’re not sure exactly where “inane” falls on a map, but we are certain we have fallen and cannot get up. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea, Brea Bennett Video, Jana Jordan Video, Cassidey Video, Renee Perez Video, Michael Ninn] |
12/18/13 |
New technology does not always mean better technology. Most of the time “improvements” make things easier, or perhaps more efficient, but sometimes that evolution drops certain capabilities that were honestly just wonderful. Of course one does not need to embrace technology to enjoy Kristal Summers, but as with most things, the more you understand, the more you can appreciate. ’Tis the season to feel a bit nostalgic, though, so we pause for a moment to think about … you know, nostalgic technology. Regardless, you pretty much want to embrace Kristal however you can. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video] |
12/13/13 |
Ah but we do enjoy Friday the 13th around here. Of course when you can have eggnog too, well that just makes it extra special. Should someone spike that eggnog, however, one might be a little careful with the packaging. Considering the type of products we normally ship from our Erotic Catalogue, it would be sad if, say, mom and dad, got a “gift” intended for another person entirely. You know, hypothetically. Fortunately today, we have Shayla LaVeaux, Natalia Forrest, and Becca to help us stop thinking about packaging at all. We might still think about boxes. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Becca Video, Natalia Forrest Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
12/11/13 |
Some days you may wonder how in the world we ended up with the conversation we did. Let’s face it: We do some pretty bizarre things around here sometimes. Other days, though, someone says, “Hey! I found a video orgy with Brittney Skye, Samantha Ryan, Brooke Haven, Cassie Courtland, Nadia Styles, Randi Wright, Rita Faltoyano, and, um, Angel Cassidy. Can we use that?” … And you say, “Of course.” … All things considered, some days being a leader are harder than others. [STAR TAGS: Angel Cassidy Exclusive Video, Brittney Skye Exclusive Video, Samantha Ryan Video, Brooke Haven Video, Cassie Courtland Video, Nadia Styles Video, Randi Wright Video, Rita Faltoyano Video, Michael Ninn] |
12/8/13 |
If you try to get shopping advice from a female Photoshop Geek, you might get some suggestions that border on strange — or else blast completely through strange so that they can homestead in truly bizarre. Should, however, said Photoshop Geek happen to work in the adult industry, well, at least you will also get some excellent illustrations. If you like your pictures more in the moving variety, you can ignore all that and just enjoy a little HD with London Keyes and Elexis Malone. Spelling doesn’t count. Looks do. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea, London Keys Video, Elexis Malone Video] |
12/4/13 |
We get pretty darned busy around here, but we don’t usually misplace coverage of Dee on Set with a fellow named “Pussyman” for twelve full years … plus. One the other hand, at least we found it. As with many things we were not really looking for it when we made the discovery, but we have now decided to keep not looking for stuff on a regular basis. [STAR TAGS: Dee, Chloe Amour Video, Lily Lust Video, Savannah Fox Video, Angelina Chung Video, Kimber Day Video, Katerina Moss Video, Roxxie Silver Video, Percilla Riclof Video] |
12/2/13 |
Ah, the holiday season has come upon us. Of course in this industry a lot of different people enjoy a lot of different things coming upon them, but we like holidays too. And as we anticipate the decisions regarding important changes we all decide we need every new year, Shayla LaVeaux drops by with some AVN Hall of Fame insights for any of you thinking about a career out here with the rest of us crazy people. We too provide critical contributions by basically saying, “Yeah, what she said.” … You go with your strengths in life. [STAR TAGS: Alexis DeVell, Serenity, Jeanna Fine, Paula Price, Asia Carrera Video, Kelly Jaye Video] |