| 3/31/18 | 
ReelRisque Ring That Belle | pics & vid[STAR TAGS: Lexi Belle Video] |
| 3/30/18 |  Bells, at least the ones like in orchestras, peal. Belles, at least like the ones in adult movies, peel. Now we do not take it upon ourselves to supply cultural guidance, or even comment upon whether the oboe, or the “Oh, Whoa!” provide a superior societal benefit. We do not consider it our task to choose between trilling and thrilling, nor will we formulate an opinion as to how many clothes you should be wearing as you choose your personal favorite. We will merely suggest a careful perusal of the Peals of Penthouse. Feel free to go for Baroque with your own soundtrack. [STAR TAGS: Lexi Belle Video, Jenna Sativa, Penthouse.com] |
| 3/28/18 | 
ReelRisque Keep on Truckin’ | pics[STAR TAGS: Jenna Sativa, Yasmine de Leon, Ana Foxxx] |
| 3/27/18 |  There have been times in our history when the relationship between the storyline and the illustration in these risqué annals has admittedly stretched even the word tangential to a bit of an extreme. Then again, we’re pretty old, and we’ve had a lot of relationships, so that could stand to reason. A few days ago, we all celebrated National Puppy Day by going to Der Wienerschnitzel, for example, which seemed perfectly logical to us. Truth be told, around here we feel fairly comfortable when the Tale Wags the Blog. [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Kristal Summers, Devinn Lane, Sydnee Steele, Nikita Denise, Ginger Lynn Video] |
| 3/23/18 |  If you get to see Dee in the midst of — quite literally in our case — three different countries and cultures, all in one little Risqué Update, well who can blame us for starting to feel a bit on the Bohemian side? And if you need to travel, you must have luggage, right? So might we suggest Bolivia Samsonite? Honestly that won’t make much sense until you experience today’s episode of Essentially Dee with us, but we really just needed to make the joke in a place where someone might appreciate it. You’ll see. We have much to appreciate today. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Juli Ashton Video, Bolivia Samsonite Video] |
| 3/22/18 | 
Risqué “TOC” Anna Lovato’s Catwalk[STAR TAGS: Alyson McKenzie Video, Anna Lovato Video, Charlie Monaco Video, Linsey McKenzie Video, Crystal Pink Video, Gemma Massey Video, Krystal Webb Video, Chloe Cruize Video, Emma Kate Dawson Video, Nicole Lauren Video, Paige Ashley Video, Cindy Behr Video, Natasha Marley Video, Antonia Deona Video, Tammie Lee Video] |
| 3/20/18 |  Most of us have lived through those moments when what allegedly constitutes “progress” seems more accurately to represent quite the opposite. Sometimes life can bite you in the butt, let’s be honest. Still, it never actually helps to rage against the machine — or tilt against windmills for the more literally inclined — but it does make you feel better in the short run, so that’s the path we’ve chosen for a quick mid-week lament. We’ll play the cards we’re dealt tomorrow. For today we will apply the universal commentary of the human condition: No Fair! [STAR TAGS: Viki La Vie] |
| 3/18/18 | 
GingerLynn Bella Reese – Nina Hartley – Jodi Taylor – Sheena Rose – Gina West – Ashlyn Molloy… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 3/17/18 |  You just have to love days where we celebrate Saints it seems to us. Saint Nicolas? Awesome, and never seems to have suffered the body shaming past that haunts many of us, despite being quite old by most standards. Saint Patrick? Who doesn’t love green beer — at least after having partaken of a sufficient number of them? Drew Brees and his new contract with the New Orleans Saints? … Yeah, we might have diverged off the mainstream path with that last one, but wait until you get a load of this year’s Erin Go Braless episode. You won’t even worry about the mainstream path anymore. Heck, it even works without green beer. [STAR TAGS: Happy St. Patrick’s Day!] |
| 3/17/18 | 
247AdultStars The Cat’s Outta da Bag[STAR TAGS: Chessie Kay Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 3/16/18 | 
ReelRisque La Vie La Dulce | video[STAR TAGS: Viki La Vie Video] |
| 3/11/18 | 
ReelRisque The “V” in VIP | pics[STAR TAGS: Anna Lovato, Cindy Behr, Charlie Monaco, Natasha Marley, Antonia Deona, Tammie Lee] |
| 3/9/18 |  You can have Dee “Essentially” in any number of ways, although to be fair, you will definitely find all the in person ones to be a lot better than the ones where she only exists in your mind. If you do not have that first option, however, a little sex education with respect to advanced adult products — including the assistance of Keri Windsor, Shayla LaVeaux, and Juli Ashton — might be just fine for a few visits at least. Speaking of that, we can use that one word over again quite emphatically in this instance: Respect. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Dee Video, Keri Windsor Video] |
| 3/4/18 | 
GingerLynn Kiki Daire – Miley May – Sabrina Deep – Missy Martinez – Rebecca Bardoux – Imani Rose… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 3/3/18 | 
CythereasWetWorld “Lesbian Squirt Machine” pt 1 | The Power of Nun[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Rebecca Bardoux Video, Brandi Blunt Video] |
| 3/2/18 | 
ReelRisque Pool Clues | pics[STAR TAGS: Chloe Cruize, Emma Kate Dawson, Nicole Lauren, Paige Ashley] |
| 3/1/18 | 
KylieIreland More Passion than Crime[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video] |
March 2018 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
Stars:Alyson McKenzie| Ana Foxxx| Anna Lovato| Antonia Deona| Bolivia Samsonite| Charlie Monaco| Chessie Kay| Chloe Cruize| Cindy Behr| Crystal Pink| Cytherea| Dee| Devinn Lane| Emma Kate Dawson| Gemma Massey| Ginger Lynn| Jenna Sativa| Juli Ashton| Keri Windsor| Kristal Summers| Krystal Webb| Kylie Ireland| Lexi Belle| Linsey McKenzie| Natasha Marley| Nicole Lauren| Nikita Denise| Paige Ashley| Rebecca Bardoux| Shayla LaVeaux| Sydnee Steele| Tammie Lee| Viki La Vie| Yasmine de Leon
Year:2018
Month:March
Talking to young people can be fun. One can respond to a surprising number of quizzical expressions with the simple statement, “Well, I wasn’t always this old.” … Have you ever watched a movie, or heard a news report, or even seen a simple photograph and thought to yourself, “There is no way on earth I was ever, ever that dumb?” … Well, we haven’t either, and even if we had, we couldn’t admit it because some Millennial might get their little feelings hurt. 
We spend our lives dealing with the impact of time. We have to wait too long for it to pass. It passes too quickly. We can’t remember enough of the details we need to. We can’t forget nearly as much as we’d like. Bottom line: Time can be a real Bitch. 
Surprising as it may seem, you do not often get to watch honest-to-goodness, down-to-her-toes, female orgasms on screen very much these days. Fortunately on a particularly celebratory occasion, this will not be one of those days — at least for Risque Members — as we share Dee as she shares with us. We think of it as 
Michael Raven chose Paradise Lost to serve as an inspiration for an adult movie. Ironically, that ended up being an apt description of our path through the coverage of it — well, the “lost” part, not the every decision being fraught with the peril of eternal damnation part. All in all, despite losing a key author along the way, we have upheld the Risqué Tradition of insight with a healthy dose of humor along the way. For the record, we have no idea how long it took Mr. Milton to write the original manuscript, but we feel fairly confident that it was faster than the period of time that it took to finish our coverage of Mr. Raven’s movie. 
OK, so when they’re trying to make a porn version of a light, whimsical, little diddy like Paradise Lost, we probably shouldn’t expect giggling and bobby socks in our introduction. That said, our visiting intrepid reporter Bradley does have his hands full with his literary introduction. Of course a lot of people may just skip the attempted insights and get right to the dueling couple of 
Happily, members of any of the Risque Commune sites will not witness the biggest turkey displayed for the public on this day. Sadly, the same cannot be said for members of all sites, even one near and dear to us. Happily, you don’t even need to try and make sense of that because we have Dee to distract us. We count any day that includes Dee AND has the Happily’s outnumbering the Sadly’s as a win. We have 
Everyone pretty much knows that you get ALL of the Risqué Commune sites when you join ANY of them. Consequently we do not often spend any significant time highlighting any specific update. We list them here in New Stuff and then feel comfortable that everyone can figure it out from there. Truth be told, unless you happen to think at least slightly more deeply that most people seem to, you’re not a member here anyway. Sometimes, though, people like Ginger Lynn 
We’re just about to launch the next series of Monday Night at the Risque Movies with an early favorite directed by a sort of adopted son of Risqué Business, Michael Raven. Now on the off chance you have not committed the Milton version of Paradise Lost to memory we also decided to be kind and just give you a quick summation you can remember over the coming weeks: You piss off Gods, and you’re screwed. … See? Now you can relax, quit worrying about all the words, and follow the rather more explicit visual telling of the story. [STAR TAGS: Julia Ann Video, Kristal Summers Video, TJ Hart Video, Jezabelle Bond]
By the time a national election rolls around, most people in this country feel one overriding emotion: Complete embarrassment at being an American. Whatever the Framers had in mind, it simply could not have been Twitter potentially playing a major role in our search for the Presidency. This time, possibly more than ever before, we have the choice between a liar and a crazy person. … It makes no difference which candidate you favor: You view the election as 
Sometimes you’re kind to friends by saying or doing something, and sometimes the greatest kindness comes from doing nothing. Having seen how a particular afternoon football game has been going, we thought we might bump up the finale of Uncle Gibby’s AEE coverage to today. He might want a pleasant distraction sooner rather than later. Depending upon how the game goes tonight, we might not even be in the office tomorrow, because we might be too scared. Gibby may be scary too, but he’s in Wisconsin, so we can hide easier. So that explains 
We do not get serious around here very often. Honestly we almost never even talk seriously about getting serious. Sometimes, however, we all just need to take a moment. We can be horribly sad for an individual — like Cytherea this weekend — or we can be genuinely frightened for an entire state, like California this election. So we 
Honestly we try to get all the giving out of the way very, very early so that we can concentrate on the much more fun receiving part when the official holiday season starts. With that goal in mind we thought to provide 
Occam’s razor gets used to explain all sorts of different things in all sorts of highly complex situations. Of course Occam’s razor could also have helped him remove the hair from his face every morning, which does not always turn out to be a simple thing, depending upon the sharpness of the razor. See how confusing life can get? Fortunately, we just went with the simple explanation today. When you have 
We have an NFL DRAFT PREDICTION: At no point over the next three days will you hear a team executive say, “Yeah, we really wanted this other guy, but somebody already took him. Then our second choice was gone too, so we took this third guy. He’s OK, I guess.” … Some of us have no idea how this move into voluntary indentureship can be fun to watch, but others do not understand how it cannot. Fortunately we all agree that 
Some quick Wikipedia research — which of course means the information could never, ever be wrong — led to us learning that the “Saturday Night at the Movies” concept debuted in 1961, well before almost everyone alive was even born certainly. Well, things theoretically evolved when everything went “Live” a decade and a half later, and they’re still doing that, so they must be happy. For our part, we decided to do our own twist on this celebratory weekend night. While we do not debut with Marilyn Monroe, we do have 
Our leader has a special day in absentia today, so we called and asked the secret to his success so far. He said, “I learned as a young lad that it’s ‘Faster horses. Younger women. Older whiskey, and more money,’ although I will say that as you get older the order of the importance of those things may change.” … Naturally that made little sense to most of us, but happy is happy, so we went with it. So celebrate 
Sometimes it can take so long to explain a thing that by the time you’re done you’re not really sure if you have even explained that there is a thing. Of course silly things like linear reasoning have never really bogged us down too much around here, and bottom line we’re introducing a new “Full Movie Feature” at Risqué, so most people will probably just skip all the words trying to get to Cheyenne Silver anyway. In our inimitable — perhaps because people never really try to imitate us — fashion, we call it 
Some days you have an editorial plan, and after executing it you all just sit back and wonder at the marvel of its flawless implementation. Other times the effort results in more of a quizzical approach as one of you has the courage to say, “Golly, didn’t see that coming when we started the day.” Of course April Fool’s represents