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December 2014 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

12/31/14	Anyone can put together a boring old “year in review” sort of thing, and other than making you sad for all the people that died, they really don’t stick with you much. Think about it: How many things reviewed in 2013 do you still recall? … Taking our typically atypical approach at risqué, though, we have attempted what we hope will be a much more memorable exercise, that being a Rear In Review. Already adds a whole new dimension to rear view mirror, does it not? [STAR TAGS: ?]
12/27/14	If you happy to be friends with Shayla LaVeaux, you get to celebrate a lot at the end of December because she also has a birthday then. And for the record, never once has anyone even claimed to us that she was actually born in the spring. So that makes her really special! You [keep] Go[ing] Girl! [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]
12/25/14	Mele Kalikimaka … Feliz Navidad … Joyeux Noël … Frohe Weihnachten … Meri Kuri … even (allegedly) … Sheng Dan Kuai Le and С Рождеством … That certainly doesn’t cover everything, but it splatters it a bit, and many would say that’s essentially what we’re about around here at Risqué. … Basically, Merry Christmas, everyone, unless we can’t say that anymore either in which case, SHHHH… [STAR TAGS: Caroline Pierce]
12/23/14	We must confess to being more than a little disappointed to learn that the trophy for our favorite college bowl game — “The Famous Idaho Potato Bowl” — happens to be literally a bowl perfect for filling with potatoes. Worse yet, nowhere on this pedantic interpretation of the event does the trophy have engraved what should obviously be the event motto: This Spud’s for You. … No one ever really asks our opinion about important matters. It’s hard to believe, right? On the upside, commune friends do send Holiday Greetings, and we get to pass them along. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Stella Cox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
12/19/14	You take four little words, say, Play Misty for Me, and you might come up with a surprisingly scary movie from a decade when people tended to pretend that Fonzi was tough. Change those four little words around, however, to Play for Me Misty and you get an entirely different feel for the experience — as it were. All in all, we like our version better. Clint probably would too, should anyone ask him. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Misty Rain Video, Caressa Savage Video, Felecia Video, Kim Kitaine Video, Sindee Coxx Video, Lucky Video]
12/13/14	We basically had to post on this day, because we’d have to wait 100 years for another 12-13-14 to come along, and who knows what risque.com will look like after another century? If nothing else, that column of years and months that serves as an index will be one truly complicated sucker. So with Kylie being ever the romantic, Cytherea giving us a potential reason not to hate traveling, and Maverick sharing adorable U.K. star Cate Harrington, we decided to go for it this year. Naturally this post should have gone live at exactly 10:11, and it probably did. It’s always 5:00 somewhere, right? [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland, Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, Cytherea Video, 247AdultStars.com]
12/7/14	If you lack familiarity with the comic strip “B.C.” you may not be aware of the concept of being Zotted, but should you find yourself curious, you may certainly email D.Minion and she will fill you in. She has spent the better part of this weekend staying “far away” from all the irreverence on display today, and yet we feel confident she will in fact pay close attention to Justine Joli, Sarah Blake, Alexandra Silk, T.J. Hart, Summer Storm and Kate Frost once this risqué episode goes live on the web. Sometimes, as it turns out, people ignore all the really smart stuff we say and just pay attention to the beautiful, sexual, women. It boggles the mind, you know, unless the mind has already had its attention diverted. [STAR TAGS: Chasey Lain, Justine Joli, Sarah Blake, Alexandra Silk Video, TJ Hart Video, Kate Frost Video, Summer Storm Video]
12/2/14	Somehow it became December, and nobody told us. When you live without real seasons, dates can kind of sneak up on you, so people in California can be a little out of touch even without the whole lost in the porn business thing going on. Rest assured, however, that we have wonderful, amazing — stupendous, even — news on the horizon that will make all of our distractions seem understandable. The fact that this news has become a Christmas present rather than the originally intended Halloween present, well, we try not to think about that. Fortunately Victoria and Linn help us accomplish that mental feat. [STAR TAGS: Victoria Zdrok Video, Linn Thomas Video, Natalia Forrest Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com, Michael Ninn]

Year:2014

Month:December

For Whom the Belles Toil

Art is Pain … Sort of by D.Minion DAY ONE It was time for another of Michael Ninn’s Fem series, his titles devoted to lesbian love. And what better women to star in Fem: Bella than three of his Contract Girls, Anais, Wanda Curtis, and Angel Cassidy. [Well, Sela Ward comes to mind, but that’s […]

Stars:Anais, Angel Cassidy, Charlie Lain, Jana Cova, Justine Joli, Wanda Curtis

Location:Los Angeles

Setting:Movie Set

Technique:BTS

May 2014 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

5/29/14	In all probability Jassie will not be appearing out of the blue to give you a blow job today. She probably won’t appear out of the aquamarine or fuchsia either, so you might need a different coloring book all the way around. On the other hand, if one hangs with Jassie, one can never be quite sure what may happen. She’s an exceptional lass, that Jassie. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Jassie Video, Lorraine Sisco, Michael Ninn]
5/26/14	Happy Birthday to Kylie, both sexy and wily. When she strips down naked, it makes us all smiley. … OK. So it’s not exactly The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, but you have to agree that it’s a lot easier to read. Also, despite his literary prowess, Mr. Coleridge never had lesbian sex with Ashlyn Rae. Well, you know, he was a dude. … Kylie wins again! [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Ashlyn Rae Video]
5/23/14	Few people on the planet understand network television as well as our own D.Minion. This seems odd to us, because as a rule people do not tend to study things whose primary function seems to be one of causing irritation. Of course weave in the captivating beam of London Keyes, and even the ChickaDees cannot stay sad. Put London in a school uniform, and … well … we just give them all some private time. But we share … [STAR TAGS: London Keyes Video]
5/20/14	An ever-vigilant and thoughtful new member pointed out four missing large images in a post from clear back in 2006. Granted, Heather Vuur does not show any signs of ever becoming “old news” or anything — particularly around here — but we did want to show our appreciation for the effort taken to write in and point out the errors (quite politely, we should add). Obviously we could have simply fixed the four links on the photos, which we did — to cover ourselves whenever someone else goes back there — but then we got to thinking. … OK. So sometimes that can be scary, but sometimes it can also result is wonderful new larger renditions of the photos, along with typically stunning video of Jassie, Brooke, AND Heather Vuur this time. Fans pay attention. Everybody wins! [STAR TAGS: Heather Vuur Video, Heather Vandeven Video, Jassie Video, Brooke Banner Video, Michael Ninn]
5/18/14	Despite a significant amount of technical prowess in these offices, we have as yet been unable to figure out how to use Parental Lock to keep the DVR from filling up with unwatched episodes of “Too Cute” on Animal Planet. Of course D.Minion has her own ways … as some of learned painfully this week. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Chayse Manhattan Video, Misty Rain Video, Leena Video, Faye Taylor Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
5/12/14	Have you ever wondered why all the beautiful women do all the difficult — notice how we avoided the overly simple pun hard at this point — work around here? Well, it turns out D.Minion remains fairly sure that an overwhelming desire to please her pretty much explains it all. Would that this were only true, we would never again have to ask For Whom the Belles Toil. … (Yeah, that hurt just writing it down. … Sometimes we have no control. You should know that about us. … ) [STAR TAGS: Justine Joli Video, Georgia Adair Video, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Kylie Ireland, Angel Cassidy, Wanda Curtis, Anais, Charlie Lane, Jana Cova, Audrey Hollander, Michael Ninn]
5/9/14	Everyone arrived at work today in a wonderful mood. Having each received text messages last evening, it seems we now all have a new favorite Green Bay Packer we have affectionately nicknamed “Monica” — according to our leader. After all, what else does the name “Ha Ha Clinton-Dix” make you think of? … And this strange view of the world pretty much explains all of our Adult Behavior perspectives today. … You learn to adapt; what can we say? [STAR TAGS: AEE 2014 Exclusive Video, Shayla LaVeaux]
5/5/14	Many, many people will be celebrating Cinco de Mayo today, although according to a new report we heard, apparently the holiday tends to be a lot more popular than in America than in Mexico. If we had paid more attention we might have learned why that happens to be, but we can just take it on faith. It was on the television news. It has to be true. … All of that said, not many people will be celebrating Cinco de Mayo the way we chose to this year — with Mika Tan. Hey, we’ll drink cerveza and ruminate upon Mika. Sounds like a plan. … [STAR TAGS: Mika Tan Video, Lorraine Sisco]
5/2/14	Sometimes you meet someone, and the chemistry between the two of you almost feels electric. OK, so most of the time one of you feels attracted while the other feels repulsed, but magnetic fields can be sort of like electricity, so that should count for something. Still, should you find yourself on the “rejected” end of one of these interpersonal dynamics, do not despair. While sadness tends to be depressing, mirth can be quite fun. [STAR TAGS: Jana Jordan Video, Carli Banks Video, Alexis Love Video, Tiffany Sweet Video, Renee Perez, Lena Nicole, Michael Ninn]

March 2013 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

3/31/13	Kylie’s contribution on this Easter Sunday was to point out that England does not have a kidney bank, but they do have a Liverpool. … We’re not sure what that has to do with Salvation, but then Natalia Forrest loving her boobs and Cytherea shaving seem equally confusing on that topic. Risqué has a revamped “Angel’s Fall from Grace,” though, which at least sounds on topic. It turns out that it’s another Life of a Potential Porn Star story, but, hey, we got the title right. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Natalia Forrest Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com, Taylor]
3/26/13	A Tale of Woe turns to Tales of Whoa! as Steve points out in his review of the AVN Awards Show this past January. Now you may think that we should have probably posted this sooner than nearly three months after the event, but honestly it took most of us that long to recover from the surprise of how good of a job AVN did this year. Of course if you set the bar low enough, eventually you’ll leap right over it. At least next year we may not have to force people to attend so they can write about it for the site. … Uh-oh. Expectations have risen. That’s never good. [STAR TAGS: AVN Awards 2013 Exclusive Video, Shayla LaVeaux, Kristal Summers, Cytherea, Cheyenne Silver]
3/21/13	On the first full day of spring, what could be better than enjoying Justine Joli and Jassie cavorting with rapture in front of a roaring fire? … OK. So technically the fire doesn’t really “roar,” per se. And “cavorting” may not be exactly right either, as that implies a bit of aimlessness that really does not appear here. Also, let’s face it, you’d probably be fine with Jassie and Justine in your living room no matter what season it happened to be. … Still, we do have “rapture” present — lots and lots of rapture. [STAR TAGS: Justine Joli Video, Jassie Video]
3/17/13	A traditional Irish blessing begins, “May the road rise to meet you … ” which turns out to be pretty ironic, seeing as how that’s exactly what happens if you drink too much green beer today. There’s a lot of mysticism in that Irish culture. In ours, however, we tend to be rather less metaphysical, concentrating instead on things like naked breasts in our annual Erins Go Braless (3) event. The women of the Risqué Commune have been accusing us of being remiss in mentioning the continuing updates to their individual sites, though, so we have a bunch of wildly helpful links for your membership enjoyment today. OK. So they might be simply normally helpful links, but at least we have included them. We so hate being remiss. It’s bad enough missing the first time. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Cytherea, Kylie Ireland Audio, Tanya Cox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com ]
3/13/13	A clever group might have put together a dazzling array of three-ways today, considering all the threes in the date. Of course Kristal Summers having “first-time” sex with her boyfriend on camera sort of distracted us today. Sigh. As the writer Francois de La Rochefoucauld taught us, however, “The desire to seem clever often keeps us from being so.” … As it turns out, on this day of impending Pope-dom, there used to be a famous cardinal named Francois de La Rochefoucauld too, we learned. Gee. If Kristal had only met the two of them we could have had that 3-way. Of course she’d be like 400 years old now, and that seems to stretch even the most liberal definition of MILF. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Kylie Ireland, Julia Ann Exclusive Video, Devinn Lane, Nikita Denise]
3/10/13	Wouldn’t you know that we’re doing one of those, “Oh, wow. This is interesting, so we should just drop it into the middle of things, schedule be damned!” sorts of operations again? … Well, one of the geeks working on the free side remodel found an “orphaned” story, and rather than go all the way back to files from December of 2001, we decided rather to simply bring the story up to date today. Just when you had to deal with losing an hour’s sleep and trying to figure out how you can parlay that time trick into an entire week off work? … Well, if you do figure out how to do that, you have a lot of time to think about Being with Juli Ashton. If not, you may have to hurry. … To be employed, or not to be employed? That could be the question. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Tina Tyler, Dee, Chloe, Shawna Sexton, Bridgette Kerkove, Charlie Angel]
3/8/13	In the final analysis, none of us will really have to worry much about the calculation, seeing as how we’ll be dead and all. Those left behind will have to deal with all the annoying realities (and math), however, and so we offer up a bit of hope and happiness today amidst a retrospective view of Our Tragic Heroine. She lives, by the way, and we also have puppy pictures too. You probably won’t even remember to be all existential and such. Group sex has a way of being distracting. [STAR TAGS: Jill Kelly Video]
3/5/13	Did you know that the female housefly normally only mates once, since she has an ability to store sperm for when she needs it to fertilize more eggs later? Obviously a housefly would make a pretty lousy porn star, because they would have to retire after just one scene. Also, they’re not that pretty — unless, perhaps, you happen to be another fly. If you happened to be a fly on the wall, however, during D.Minion’s most recent week in Vegas, you might have seen all kinds of porn stars that did not suffer from that whole “one mating” tendency. We considered this an excellent thing, even though it took DM a bit of time to get it all written down. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Shayla LaVeaux, Vicca Video, Nikita Video, Michael Ninn]
3/1/13	Reports out of the Vatican reveal that while the 145 critical individuals have all arrived from across the world, they have not as yet elected a new supreme leader for the Catholic faith. It seems that for a few days at least, they will all be too pooped to Pope. … Should their exhaustion reach critical levels, the cardinals could consider allowing Shayla LaVeaux and Kristal Summers to serve as “Maids to Order” so that our comely lasses might handle the day to day clutter which inevitably accumulates when smart people sit around and think. At least that’s our excuse around here, and we plan on letting Shayla and Kristal help as much as they want. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers Exclusive Video]