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April 2005 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

4/30/05	We counted 17 separate references to old television theme songs in D.Minion’s story of Carol’s visit to Southern California. We’d actually worry about our sanity, but we’re much too crazy for this kind of deep introspection. Fortunately, the 125 photos from Michael Ninn (who didn’t even meet Carol, by the way) can make up for a lot of blatent silliness. [FEATURED TAGS: Terri Summers, Brittney Skye, Anais, Shy Love, Wanda Curtis, Monica, Trinity, Monica Sweetheart, Holly Morgan, Jenaveve Joli, Carol, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
4/29/05	We get to visit with a bunch of old friends today, and D.Minion’s got 180 pictures and some 3,000-odd words to prove it. She was on the set of The Devinn Lane Show, Part 3: Attack of the Divas a couple of years back, and she got to spend some time with Julia Ann, Dee, Lola and Devinn. (D.Minion should pay us for this job.) By the way, we should state for the record here that, although we haven’t always agreed with her “career” decisions, Devinn Lane has always been beautiful, innovative, daring, and extremely motivated. In short, Devinn Lane is a very good director. She also happens to be wearing one of my favortie shirts during this shoot. “I can only be nice to one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn’t look good either.” She’s nothing if not style … [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Dee, Lola, Devinn Lane, Jade Marcela, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
4/25/05	All of us at the office blame Carol for the lateness of the latest Ninn Worx Weekend. Michael didn’t get to meet Carol, since she “allegedly” spent her time in Southern California on the beach and eating home-cooked meals, and not on the Sybian. Both Carol and Michael are very polite people. … So we don’t have any pictures or either Carol or Michael on the Sybian, but we do have some really dandy images that will hopefully distract you from that point. If you can’t Shock and Awe, it’s better to Baffle with Bullshit. (Not pictured: Anais, Jassie, Dee, Angel Cassidy, Elizabeth, Erica Vachs, Isabella, Katsumi, Justine Joli, Kenzie Ryan, Georgia Adair, Nikita Denise, Sarah Blake, Michelle Michaels, Shy Love, Nikki Blond, Wanda Curtis, Olivia Del Rio, and Sharon Wild … But they’re inside today. Sometimes life is OK.) [FEATURED TAGS: Jana Cova, Anais, Jassie, Dee, Angel Cassidy, Elizabeth, Erica Vachs, Isabella, Katsumi, Justine Joli, Kenzie Ryan, Georgia Adair, Nikita Denise, Sarah Blake, Michelle Michaels, Shy Love, Nikki Blond,Wanda Curtis, Olivia Del Rio, Sharon Wild, Michael Ninn]
4/20/05	Pretty much every day, everyone pretty much has to do something. So today we pretty much figured we’d just spend some time looking at Wanda Curtis. All in all, in our experience, this turns out to be pretty much of a fun thing to do, and so we’re encouraging you to do it too. I don’t know if any of you ever had the opportunity to see Wanda in person, but she looks like a drawing or something. When artists draw their idealized visions of the perfect female form, they generally look like Wanda, actually. If Barbie Dolls had a human incarnation, they would look like Wanda too. That pretty much sums it up. [FEATURED TAGS: Wanda Curtis]
4/17/05	… [DMinion wrote this. It’s not my fault.] “From Nightingale poop to human foreskin.” According to a TV show I just watched, these are some of the things people put on their faces to keep them looking young and beautiful. Anais looks beautiful without any of these, uh, interesting concoctions. (I should know. I’ve seen her without makeup and she’s stunning. It just isn’t fair.) If you’d like to see pictures of Anais looking gorgeous, plus photos of her very beautiful friends, click here. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Jana Cova, Mia Smiles, Elizabeth, Wanda Curtis, Michael Ninn]
4/15/05	In the movie business, a “side” is a small part of the script that the director intends to record on a particular day. Generally, when the “players” show up in their really groovy (or at least ego-gratifying) trailer room, some nameless person will have placed the sides in the room — most often directly upon the only horizontal seating area in said ego-gratifying room. The point, here, being that sometimes things don’t always turn out the way they “historically” should. In our ongoing efforts to convince Juli to release some of her “owned, albeit heretofore hidden,” footage of Essentially Inari, we’re providing a peek into the past lives of, not only Inari Vachs, but Dee, Kristal Summers, a very happily endowed man, a couple of genuinely nice women from Juli’s past, and even Juli herself. We call it “Old Irony-Sides” … but we’re like that. We would also like to point out that using words like “albeit” and “heretofore” should be at least a misdemeanor in any civilized country. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, Kristal Summers, Dee, Shaena Steele, Juli Ashton]
4/10/05	OK. Technically it may be a little late for a Ninn Worx Weekend, but, also technically, it’s still the weekend for three more minutes in LA as we’re posting this. Besides, some days “It’s all about the Porn Star, baby.” … and what’s a little tardiness when those are your options? We’re going to follow the advice of a dandy country song here: “A little less talk. A lot more action.” [FEATURED TAGS: Brittney Skye, Tory Lane, Kelly Taylor, Malibu, Michael Ninn]
4/8/05	Well we’re still plowing through Tax Hell, which wouldn’t be as bad if you didn’t have to do it every year, we’re thinking. And as it turns out, although it really, really sucks to move with a broken leg right before Christmas, it’s even worse if you didn’t think about putting all of the various tax document areas from the office and warehouse in one box so you could find it easily when you needed it. (I don’t know why they were always in various places; that was not my job.) So we decided to make up for it with a Night Calls post from Juli and Tiffany’s February Show this year. This one turned out to be extra long, as it included the soon to be more famous Justine, along with a side trip to a Dee dance gig. We decided, “What the heck, let’s put a bunch of exclusive pictures of Anais up too. What, you want to spend more time on the Quicken Category and Transfer List?” Too many numbers in your life make you talk to yourself, you know. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Dee, Ann Marie, Ashley Blue, Justine Joli, Anais, D.Minion]
4/2/05	For some reason we’re very concerned about The Learning Channel (and yesterday was April Fool’s Day). We don’t really know how to explain it better than that, other than point out that Bob Seger will be happy, and we do have the benefit of 80 (plus) pictures of Dee thinking of … probably anything but The Learning Channel. Sometimes it’s very strange in California … but it often involves beautiful naked women, and that makes up for a lot. Cheers, D.Minion. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

March 2004 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

3/27/04	We try to spread things around here, if you’ll pardon the expression. We do so not because of the repetitive rebellion so much as recognition of the fact that we just generally have a lot of different things to talk about. Sometimes, though, it’s good to let a plan evolve, which you’ll learn if you bother to read today’s entry. If you don’t bother to read the prose, you can nonetheless meander over another DVD Gallery from Pop, courtesy of Ninn Worx, and you can see some rather entertaining mpegs from Behind the Scenes on Georgia Adair’s next movie for Michael. All in all, it’s The Prose or the Pro’s … unless you chose both, of course. Choices are good. Don’t Panic. [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair Video, Dominica Leoni Video, Wanda Curtis, Dee, Olivia Del Rio, Faith Grant, Nikita Denise, Nikki Blond, Michelle Michaels, Shayla LaVeaux, Vanessa Virgin, Sylvia Broone, Mandy Bright, Aurora Snow, Alexis Amore, Ashley Long, Nicole Sheridan, Chloe Dior, Mia Smiles, Veronika, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
3/23/04	OK. We finally got enough emails complaining about us not putting up the final chapter of Dee’s Cam Show to Define All Cam Shows to annoy us and spur us into motion. OK, It was actually only one email, but it was from Maverick, and he was just across the hall when he sent it, and that was annoying, so it did the trick. We also decided to post a bunch of beautiful pictures of Juli Ashton sunning herself (actually, a lot of herself) in Mexico, just to make the non-video fans happy. We’re very friendly around here … except to Maverick: He still has dirt to move … =) [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Kristal Summers Video, Juli Ashton, Exclusive Video]
3/20/04	Today we have Rabbi Ruminations in our Ninn Worx Weekend, and that’s unusual even for us. Of course we also have 60 pictures and a Slide Show featuring Anais and Dee in Fem: Diva for the less theologically inclined. So whether you want to whet your intellectual appetite with “Lesbo up-front About It” or just carpet munch away, you should have a great Saturday. It could be worse: You could be Mav in the front yard with 3 tons of decomposed granite. (Evil Laugh.) [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Dee, Jassie, Olivia Del Rio, Teanna Kae, Devon Michaels, Jesse V., Michael Ninn, Lon]
3/19/04	Georgia comes into town next week to film the sequel to Becoming Georgia Adair. She and Michael have decided to try and get together more than once this year, so hopefully we’ll be seeing a little more of the lovely lady. We’re hoping to give her some subtle advice too, as this thumbnail from “Georgia at Danni’s Hard Drive” clearly shows. You see Georgia was giving a “Virtual Lap Dance” and she’s generally a very happy and smiley person, but, still, I just don’t think you should be laughing and pointing like this while giving a lap dance. Guys are sensitive too. =) [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair, Brook Bradford, D.Minion]
3/15/04	Wow. A special treat awaits you today, as you get to ride on a water slide with Inari Vachs and Dee, and if you’re quick, you can even catch a glimpse of Wendy Divine. Of course you can also check out Dee’s photography, using Kristal Summers as a subject, and Hedonism III in Jamaica as a backdrop. If neither of those options interest you, you could always work on your taxes, but we wouldn’t advise mentioning that to any of your friends. Oh, and we tried really, really hard not to, but we titled this post Fronds in ‘Mo Places. Sometimes we just can’t help ourselves. It’s sad. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Dee Video, Wendy Divine Video, Inari Vachs Video, Exclusive Video]
3/12/04	Did you ever know someone that was afraid to buy a new car because they were afraid that something would happen to it, or, worse, someone would just steal it? Occasionally (and sadly) it’s easy to understand that philosophy. In today’s introspection we take a brief look at the price (and risks) of fame, particularly as they relate to our poor aggrieved friend, Inari Vachs. Someone has stolen her identity on the web, and we’ve come up with if not a certainly successful solution, at least an entertaining one. We’ve also added a bit of Greek Mythology, always good for a laugh, and 104 wonderful pictures of the even more wonderful Ms. Vachs. We call it “Love is all we Heed” — you can call it a fine way to end the week. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs]
3/10/04	Our Maverick friend from over the Atlantic is counting down the days until he has to return home and go back to work. After what he’s been through here, he’ll need to go back to work to rest: The vacation has to be killing him. Being the type prone to torment, we’re putting up Part Three of the Cam Show that will define all Cam Shows, that actually happened while Carol was here. As a bonus we’re even showing how Shayla LaVeaux put the Wabo in Cabo way before Sammy Hagar began his exile there. He might as well have been driving 55 … [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Dee Video, Kristal Summers Video, Exclusive Video]
3/7/04	After the appropriate apologies to Michael Ninn, for not giving the Ninn Worx Weekends their appropriate due, we’re continuing our Dee, Kristal Summers, & Mr. Marcus extravaganza today. All in all, everyone should be happy … but probably Mr. Marcus most of all. What a great job he has. If I were only younger … and better looking … with a better body … Oh, never mind. [FEATURED TAGS: Carolyn Monroe, Faith Grant, Jana Cova, Dee Video, Angel Cassidy, Mandy Bright, Kristal Summers Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
3/5/04	Today the dogs got a bath. Naturally D.Minion felt it vitally important to document this fact with photographs. The picture below shows the only male in our Canine Crew surveying his domain in a newly-acquired camouflage kerchief. Being just the tiniest bit irreverant, we’ve entitled it Semper Fido. You can look at even more pictures like this inside. Of course, you can also see part one of the recent cam show featuring Dee, Kristal Summers, and Mr. Marcus if you’d rather — although we can’t imagine why this would be the case. Still, it takes all kinds to make a world … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Kristal Summers Video, Puppy Dogs, Exclusive Video]
3/4/04	D.Minion has been after us to catch up on the new “Dee KSEX Area” that Mav built. (We were going to dock his pay, and then we realized that he doesn’t actually get any, so we resolved to make him work in the dirt some more. But that’s a story for another day.) Dee also has been after us to get to work on this area, but Dee sweetened the pot by saying she’d do another cam show with secret guests if we got going on the KSEX stuff. We started today with 11/6/03 and 11/13/03. We’re relatively easy to bribe, as it turns out. As an aside, Faithful Members among us will recognize that as a tribute to our resident slave labor, Maverick, D.Minion took all of the pictures in the first set horizontally. Hey, what are friends for? Oh, and Dee’s next cam show is Wednesday, March 10th, at 4:00 EST. Set your alarm, happy2 … [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, D.Minion]
3/2/04	Mav’s been playing with all of the new software around here … with the predictable choice for subject matter. He’s come quite a long way with the Photoshop skills, and he’s picking up the html coding like … well, like a brash American …. Having recently observed him handle a shovel, however, we’re confident that all we needed to do to win the Revolutionary War was bury ourselves. They’d never have found us, and would have just wandered off confused after awhile. Maybe if Kristal were the mentor … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Maverick]

October 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

10/31/03	Very little in modern life has done as much for the hallowed weenie as Playboy TV’s Night Calls. Consequently, today seemed like the perfect day to post the most recent of D.Minion’s mental mastications on Juli’s long-running series. Apparently being hit with a sausage constitutes the most terrifying thing our poor Superstar has ever experienced — and this includes working for Gregory Dark. Truth is stranger than fiction. Oh, and by the way, her keys were apparently vaporized by aliens, tested, and then replaced in the bag where they were supposed to be. If you read the story, that will make sense … probably. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Amber Michaels, D.Minion]
10/27/03	We should have seen it coming. We were foolish, and we feel bad. As a great portion of the Los Angeles area burns tonight, we feel like we should have been able to warn people. Let’s see what we know. 1) Smoke follows beauty. 2) Southern California is beautiful. 3) Ergo … While we’re off feeling bad about not seeing this sooner, you might console yourself with the very first nude pictures ever taken of Ninn Worx’ Superstar-to-be, Anais. If you have a cool connection, and can be patient, you can also check out her First Video Diary Entry. This is going to be all the rage soon, but you will have heard it here first, and that makes us special no matter what anyone else says. Now, we’re going to call Governor Elect Schwarzenegger and apologize for not warning him. We hope he forgives us. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Exclusive Video]
10/25/03	You should take two things from this episode of Ninn Worx Weekend. First off, if you’re going to get lost it might be a really good idea to do it with Wanda Curtis, as Lost Angels: Wanda Curtis will prove in a few weeks. Secondly, and most importantly, sometimes it’s prudent to just click on the little camera icon at the top of the page and jump to the pictures. Who wants to read about economic concepts anyway? [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Wanda Curtis, Venus, Michael Ninn]
10/24/03	We’ve got Kristal Naked in Hollywood doin’ DaBone. We’ve got DM on set, so we’ve also pictures of Dee involving gratuitous nudity. We’re thinking it’s a fine way to get a jump on the weekend. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Dee, Kylie Ireland, Nina Hartley, Keri Windsor]
10/23/03	Even for us we’ve got an unusual amount of entertainment value. Of course the fact that we’ve also got pictures of Kristal Summers, Dee, Georgia, Anais, and Angel Cassidy doesn’t hurt anything. We take a stretch across time in today’s post, calling it “Mammory Lane, an Historic Risqué Perspective.” We crack ourselves up. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Angel Cassidy, Georgia Adair, Anais, Dee, Jessica Drake, Stormy Daniels, Nina Hartley, D.Minion]
10/21/03	As those of us in Southern California weather a brutal “Indian Summer,” the rest of the country seems to be enjoying remarkably pleasant weather. Well it won’t last y’all. I used to have a t-shirt that said, “I’m drunk, but you’re ugly. In the morning I’ll be sober.” The same sort of sentiment (meant only in the nicest way, of course) applies here. Like it or not, the vast majority of you will soon be battling ice storms and shoveling snow. Bleh. So we’re starting a series of reminiscent posts today from the tropical lands of Jamaica. Hopefully Becca can start your heaters warming, and if you’re really lucky, you have a “Becca” of your own than can keep those fires stoked. If you don’t, well, it sucks to be you, dude. (And we mean that, too, in only the nicest way.) Either way, it’s Becca-Time … [FEATURED TAGS: Becca, Juli Ashton, Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs] Remember to visit our buddy Becca too.
10/18/03	We thought we’d pop right up with a Ninn Worx Weekend that doesn’t remind very many of us of “Home Movies.” For some people out there, Anais and her supporting bevy of beauties might be just another adornment around the house, but we’re thinking most of us won’t ever really be in that position. For those of you that do happen to have stunning accoutrement like Anais around your home, well, we hate you, but we mean that (too) in the nicest way. The rest of us will just have to use our imagination, and today Michael has helped us with that. There are worse ways to start a weekend. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Wanda Curtis, Mandy Bright, Ashley Long, Naomi Marcella, Luci Lee, Sharon Wild, Michael Ninn]
10/17/03	Slightly over a month ago we managed to muddle through yet another Members’ Party, and the folks that attended are still writing in. We put together three accounts here, so get ready for a lengthy ride. This encompasses 17 pages and includes 170+ pictures, 4 silly videos, and highlights the somewhat painful reality that those of us who are not professional models actually don’t look the same in pictures as those of us that in fact are. It’s a little bit like home movies, so don’t feel you have to study every nuance; you’re perfectly OK if you just want to see the 75 or so pictures of what mere mortals look like covered in beautiful naked porn stars. For our part, we’re just glad we kept our promise and didn’t mention that at one point in the weekend’s festivities Billy Glide ordered up $65 worth of coffee to the suite. Oops. Oh, and somehow this thumbnail just jumped out at us. Maybe you had to have been there … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Anais, Angel Cassidy, Bert, Harry, XXX, Maverick, Mike, Brian, Craig, Berno, Exclusive Video, Carol, Lon, Steve, D.Minion]
10/16/03	Our computer guru and the “fearless leader” reminisce in “Elder, but why, Sir?” In addition to this 1980’s rambling, however, we thoughtfully included 22 photos of Inari Vachs, whose name rhymes with “fox” for good reason. It’s ever an odd day around here … That’s what makes it fun. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, Juli Ashton, Becca, Kristal Summers, Dee, Wendy Divine, Cheyenne Silver]
10/15/03	We’ve got stockings, long gloves and 1940’s regalia. We’ve also got glass dildos, daisy chains, and one spectacular return for SEASON TEN of Night Calls. October 1st kicked off the new ride, and D.Minion was there to witness the lovely and talented Juli Ashton fall off of the couch while assuming the position for her birthday spanking. We’re certain it was all part of the plan, and we’re equally certain that various Hollywood types will understand the subtle sentiment that Juli’s putting forth in the picture below with her co-host Tiffany Granath. (Of course you’ll have to be a member to truly appreciate what Juli thinks of these industry nay-sayers, since this picture doesn’t blow up.) Who says women over 30 can’t be on television in Hollywood? [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Monique Alexander, Faith Grant, D.Minion]
10/10/03	Today’s Ninn Worx Weekend raises complicated thoughts regarding the nature of time and the variable presence of the Fourth Dimension. It demonstrates the presence of a greater message, perhaps a greater plan. Since it features Anais in Fetish: I Know Your Dreams (due to be released in two weeks to the public), it also probably “raises” an altogether different kind of “presence” too. Trust us, but see for yourself … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Wanda Curtis, Mandy Bright, Ashley Long, Naomi Marcella, Luci Lee, Sharon Wild, Michael Ninn]
10/9/03	Most members probably don’t realize how much work a woman puts into having a web site of her own. That’s probably why most of them end up just letting some company do the work for them, and settle for a miniscule percentage of the “pie” … as it were. Julia Ann reigns as one of the top exceptions to this rule, and since yesterday was her birthday, we thought we’d give her a little traffic present to publicly state how much we admire her continued dedication to her site over the years. The fact that she invited Inari Vachs down to her promotional shoot day didn’t hurt our feelings either, and isn’t this just the perfect sort of present, one that you can share with your friends? If anyone out there wants to donate one of the new H2 Hummers as an office vehicle, we promise to share too. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Inari Vachs] Go see our buddy, and tell her happy birthday!
10/6/03	While many people believe that there are in fact no new things under the sun, we’re figuring technology may finally have diminished some of the accuracy in relatively aged opinions. We’re almost certain, for example, that Shakespeare never anticipated a day where thousands upon thousands of couples could play “Romeo and Juliet” each evening and broadcast the evidence to untold millions of viewers via something as Orwellian as the “World Wide Web.” Fortunately, those grander questions have no bearing on today’s post. We have some new entries into the “Dear Readers Speak” and one amazing man has been so kind as to offer a truly “one-of-a-kind” bonus for members. We can only say here that it involves unique Night Calls memorabilia; well, we could say more, but hasn’t this gone on long enough? [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls Yearbook, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Wendy Divine, Georgia Adair, Amber Michaels, Michelle Michaels, Amanda Lexx, Mike]
10/5/03	Half-Time shows are getting all but useless these days, so we thought we’d throw up a quick little diversion. We culled these shots out of the set when putting together our Anais post a couple of days ago, but they seemed interesting enough not to discard. So take a quick look at nine shots capturing a moment in time in the making of Fem: Diva. And look at the bright side: At least the Jets aren’t going to lose today. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Michael Ninn]
10/3/03	This Ninn Worx Weekend has an educational flair, so you might just want to skip it. Of course that would mean that you’d miss what Anais can do in just four minutes, which basically serves most effectively to illustrate the point that life just isn’t fair. Still, after you enjoy “A Window and One Sole” you might not even care. There are many worse places to be other than right here. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Michael Ninn]

September 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

9/29/03	Carol threatened to kill us if we didn’t get D.Minion’s story about Night Calls, August 27th, 2003 before the new season begins THIS WEDNESDAY (October 1). It’s not so much that we’re afraid of Carol, but rather that we have a trivia question included in the post that even Lon and Bert might have a problem answering. Sometimes, it’s good to be old; most of the time, however, it’s not. We’re going to stop thinking about that now. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton Video, Tiffany Granath Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]
9/28/03	We hear tell that some people don’t like football. Of course we’ve heard of the Great Pumpkin and have even seen pictures of Jack-a-lopes, so we don’t really take much stock in old wives’ tales like these. Still, on the off chance that your team is having a really bad day, we thought we’d give you a diversion. We call it “Dee, diddle, diddle” … but this has nothing to do with any nursery rhyme that we ever heard. Although, if teachers looked like Dee, kids would pay a lot more attention. By the way, and everyone repeat after me, “Thank You, Michael.” [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
9/27/03	We hate not to follow through on promises, and we’d like to welcome “autiger” back to the fold, so we’re going ahead with our post of a Photo Shoot Fun Day with Georgia Adair, Inari Vachs, and Kristal Summers. We’re thinking folks won’t mind too much if we interrupt the regularly scheduled Ninn Worx Weekend. Being able to look back on how the girls were when they started has to be one of the greatest benefits of membership here, and D.Minion comes through again. It was a day of PT Cruisers, naps in the sun, and problems with fast food. Girls flitted in; girls flitted out; girls ate out. All in all, just another typical day in paradise — 144 pictures and 2 video clips worth. [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair Video, Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]
9/25/03	If there’s a face and body combination around that can stop traffic (other than Kristal’s of course), then it belongs to our old friend Julia Ann. It seems fitting therefore that D.Minion chose to chronicle Julia’s exploits in Wicked’s Road Block. Hey, when it comes to Julia, many things seem to be a natural fit. Enjoy. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]
9/24/03	Some days you’re feeling just a little blue, and you could really use something to bring a smile to your face. Today, however, does not appear to be one of those days, although Dee happens to be wearing blue — at least for a bit. You’ll have to read the story to see how we came up with the concept, but no matter how you look at these 104 pictures, this is “One Fine Dee” … Hmm. We’ve gone from pink to baby blue with the last couple of posts. We seem to have a pastel theme going on. Wonder if that’s important … Naw. Probably not. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee]
9/20/03	We have kind of a twist this weekend, as these photos didn’t actually come from Michael. We’re putting together promotional material, and we technically got these pictures from Georgia Adair herself. So rather than a simple “Ninn Worx Weekend” we’ve actually got a “Ninn Worx Girl Weekend” — which suits us just fine. In a blatent slam at our British Bud, though, all of these photographs are verticle … We decided to forgive the “real” photographer, however, because, well, they are naked pictures of Georgia after all. So kick back and enjoy “Georgia’s Perfect Pink,” as it were, and then drop by and visit our quiet friend. We’re off to console poor Mav … [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair]
9/19/03	We’ve completed the trilogy of stories on Wicked Pictures’ Turning Point, starring our own Kristal Summers, complete with pink wig. (And we’re pretty sure that’s the first time we’ve ever written that sentence, by the way.) What might make this a little more noteworth, however, would be remembering that we first started posting this story in October of 2001. Hey, what can we say? We get a little busy sometimes, and then we forget stuff. We’d probably be really depressed if we could remember all of the stuff we forget, but, well, it’s forgotten, so we’re fine with it …. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Devinn Lane, Kylie Ireland, Sydnee Steele, Nikita Denise, D.Minion]
9/18/03	We don’t see any reason to stop with the “vacation” photos now, and Maverick has been diligently working (while on vacation, oddly enough) to bring you his account. So now the people that didn’t make the Members’ Party this year can read about it; those that did make it can relive the wonderful times, and those that couldn’t care diddly can look forward to tomorrow, when we return with our regularly scheduled nudity. [FEATURED TAGS: Members’ Party, Dee Video, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Anais, Angel Cassidy, Steve, Berno, Craig, Lon, Carol, Mike27, Brian33, Newbie, Exclusive Video, Maverick]
9/15/03	Carol and Mav are still in town, as some of you are aware. So we were explaining how much fun it can be to write up long stories for the web site, and go through thousands of pictures and video clips, so that you can weed them down to interesting and usable images. We told them how fascinating and emotionally satisfying an enterprise it can be, and explained that we were sorry that they too couldn’t experience the intellectual rush that accompanies a full-fledged report on an event as spectacular as the 2003 Members’ Party. They decided to tackle the task themselves; we decided to just give you a hint of what’s to come (while walking quickly out of the office). And I thought all that time spent reading Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn was going to be a waste of effort … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Anais, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Angel Cassidy, Billy Glide, Carol, Craig, Steve, Lon, Maverick, D.Minion]
9/14/03	Well, we’re back from the Members’ Party and Dee, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Anais, and Angel Cassidy are recovering nicely. They should be good as new with only minimal psychotherapy and almost no (required) plastic surgery. We’ll start this way: We owe Maverick an apology: He did in fact spend the entire three days denouncing the demons of shyness. He was a winner! He was a charming and active participant, managing entirely to speak in complete sentences and look above people’s shoelaces, occasionally almost nearing the neck region. I feel like a louse for even thinking he couldn’t accomplish this goal. Mav, I’m sorry: Craig owes you beer. (Rank still has its privileges.) Now, what else did we learn? Well, Carol felt comfortable enough to participate in her first topless photo session and complete multiple rounds with various “Tight Snatches;” SteveD felt comfortable enough in the S60 Volvo, having had his fill of the “maxi-van,” and Lon still knows everything, managing all the while to make us feel as though we’re not total losers for failing to accomplish the same feat. Mike33 and Brian27 have now evolved into “Jake” and “Elwood” (more of this to follow for sure), with Newbie undergoing a metamorphosis into an amazingly positive “Dr. Yes.” (He was, in honesty, both shaken and stirred, and it’s really too bad about all the darkness and cold in his future. At least he doesn’t have to witness a Republican President’s re-election campaign.) As it turns out, impeccable authority tells us that Bert has the best hands with Latex in the Western United States; Berno can no longer look forward to his own gubernatorial run, and Craigs01 plans on recovering from his stint on the king-sized bed with the five naked and cuddly aforementioned ladies by beginning regular breathing again soon. Oh, and XXX, a confident and clever new friend, also happens to know the complete lyrics to Gloria Gaynor’s I Will Survive. We’re not completely sure what all of this means, save for the fact that everyone that didn’t attend the Members’ Party didn’t get to meet “Dee, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Anais, and Angel Cassidy” — or understand much of what we just said — and it seems a darn shame, really … To paraphrase a master (or two) … And THAT was something completely different. Finally, thank you all. Without you, it would have been neither possible nor necessary, and it’s good to create your own paths — even the “Dead End” ones. Oh, and by the way, Mr. Maverick, next year blushing counts. [FEATURED TAGS: Angel Cassidy, Dee, Tatiana, Jana Cova, Nikki Blonde, Mandy Bright, Olivia Del Rio, Chloe Dior, Veronika, Faith Grant, Shayla LaVeaux, Vanessa Virgen, Ashley Long, Wanda Curtis, Nikita Denise, Alexis Amore, Carolyn Monroe, Michelle Michaels, Britney Diamond, Charlie, Michael Ninn]
9/10/03	Who’s peeking out from under the stairway? Well, it’s not our Wendy, because her new house is actually a ranch style abode. On the plus side she continues her penchant for happiness and nudity, and she’s ever so excited to be, well, nude, with fortunate party goers this weekend. So check out her “old” red look, and look forward to her “new” blonde look, and generally just be happy to be out of the “Stormy Eyes” in a Home is now a House. Oh, and since we’ve got free slave labor in town, Mav put together a video clip of LA Erotica, 2003, which you can all peruse, assuming you’ve got a sufficient connection. Isn’t that just like Life: It’s all about the sufficent connection … (which Tinker calls Grants and Jacksons). [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine, D.Minion]
9/9/03	About a month ago, we showed you some pictures of Dee cavorting around D.Minion’s abode, and today we’re offering up the “artsy” shots in a blatent attempt to avoid “really stinky space fillers,” which you’ll understand if you bother to read Brother John today. Poets have compared a cello to a woman’s body; we don’t know about that completely, the women in our lives being rather thinner as a rule, but we do know that “Dee’s a Jolly Good Cello” … (Sorry about that, but it’s better than just saying “We’re really sorry your team sucked over the weekend XXX, and here are some pictures of Dee to help you forget your national humiliation.” See? We try to be nice and not even mention how truly horrible the Dolphins played this past weekend. It would be rude to rub salt in the gaping wound caused by losing on opening day to a team only in its second year of existence, so we’re not going to do it. We’re just going to gloss right over that atrocity, and get on with beautiful naked Dee. Good thing we’re such nice folks around here, huh?) [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, D.Minion]
9/7/03	Well, we made it, although we must confess to resorting to catching “cat-naps” whenever we could over the past six days. Big Michael Ninn movies are exactly that: BIG. It’s been several years since we’ve seen Michael attempt a project like Anais’ Garden of Shadows, and we’ve decided that if he does them more often, well, we’re going to have to kill him. That said, come awards time next year (The movie will release too late for consideration at the 2004 AVN Awards show.) we will have probably forgotten about all of our aches, pains, and general physical anguish. Not only that, but we’ll still be able to look at this week’s gift from Michael, a Ninn Worx Weekend (technically) from Innocence: Pure Pink. We should go on record as not really minding catching cat-naps on porn sets anyway; it’s all about the pussy, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Danni, Taylor Rain, Kitty, Amber Rayne, Monique Alexander, Michael Ninn]
9/1/03	Message Board regulars know that we’re about to start the Adult Industry equivalent of Purgatory. Michael is combining a shoot for two movies, both of them starring Ninn Worx contract players. Consequently, we’re preparing for the worst. It’ll be a hot, dusty, bug-infested, exhaustion-inducing week. We hope we survive. Being the kind souls that we are, we put together the usual epic that results when D.Minion covers one of our contract ladies on a big movie shoot, and we’re posting it all at once. So feel free to take your time with Fetish: I Know Your Dreams — the advance look. There are many, many words here, accompanied by many, many pictures. There is humor, honesty, and fun, as well as insider secrets, and even a lesson or two if you pay close attention. Should we not survive this week, it will be a fitting Requiem … and Mav will be really bored next week. You, however, will not have to suffer through the walking pig. Maybe Justice exists after all. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Wanda Curtis, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

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