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April 2019 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

4/30/19	We decided to have some fun with Cytherea’s Naughty Nannies classic movie today. Granted it was probably not as much fun as the people actually participating with the naughty nannies — or the nannies themselves in at least most cases — but we try to find as much fun as we can around here. Granted that tends to be fairly easy, but don’t be a hater. We all do/enjoy what we can. … Besides we happen to know that a loved (or at least very influential) person in our office would happen to love a complete vintage Cytherea movie as a birthday gift, particularly when accompanied with a mental element. … People around here tend to enjoy the mental elements, although to be perfectly fair, when Cytherea drops by for a visit, that will not always remain the primary focus. … But we try. Find something you love, and do it. That’s what we always say. Also, for the record, we love Cytherea (just in case she’s reading this and she wants to “do” something with that). [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Mia Tran Video, Mika Tan Video, Alisha Bizart Video, Loni Video, Summer Sweet Video, Venus Video, Red Heaven Video]
4/28/19	247AdultStars Celebrating Elegance [STAR TAGS: Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
4/26/19	ReelRisque Bomb Pop Metaphor \| pics [STAR TAGS: Reena Sky, Vanessa Veracruz]
4/25/19	Turns out the prostitutes from 80 years ago have a lot in common with prostitutes today. Outlaws, however, have changed a lot. Heck, if the authorities had just been following the right Instagram feeds back in the day, they’d have caught “Bonny and Clide” — they of the different spellings in that day — a whole lot sooner. Social media has made bravado a lot easier to share, but that may not always be a good thing. Some of us take great pleasure in knowing that not every stupid thing we did in our youth has been immortalized so that it might come back and bite us in the butt decades later. [STAR TAGS: Kiara Diane Video, Kylee Reese Video, Lily LaBeau Video]
4/22/19	ReelRisque Laundry Day \| pics [STAR TAGS: Karlie Montana, Jenna Sativa]
4/21/19	GingerLynn Skin Diamond – Shae Snow – Ryder Skye – Taylor May – Jacky Joy – Jessica Ryan … And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career
4/20/19	Risqué ’TOC” Squirtatious 2 [STAR TAGS: Angela Stone Video, Sophie Dee Video, Missy Stone Video, Beverly Hills Video, Isis Love Video]
4/17/19	ReelRisque Cooking with Ass \| pics [STAR TAGS: Sasha Heart, Karlie Montana]
4/15/19	247AdultStars Indubitably Non-Taxing [STAR TAGS: Sandie Caine Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
4/12/19	ReelRisque Well-Heeled in Purple \| pics [STAR TAGS: Isis Love]
4/8/19	Ever have one of those secrets that you simply could not keep, just because it was too good not to tell? You know those extra-special, only very rarely experienced, mostly only read about sorts of secrets? Yeah, well around here we apparently just call those secrets because the folks seem to give them away like they get free Lotto tickets for doing so. Ah, well, our parents shook their heads at our generation too, so probably The Millennials will turn out fine, maybe even good for society — just so long as they do not need to keep a secret. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Isis Love Video, Tori Black]
4/7/19	ReelRisque Probing Depth \| pics & vid [STAR TAGS: Tori Black Video]
4/4/19	ReelRisque Posing in Pink \| pics [STAR TAGS: Aaliyah Love, Roxy Lotus]
4/1/19	As companies get more successful, they get larger, as a rule. Tasks get divided up into pieces — the ever-popular Teams in corporate parlance — and if you do not pay attention, pretty soon you start spending so many hours in meetings that you no longer have time to do the things you keep meeting about. … When that happens in our little world, though, we get to say, “Hey! We always meant to publish the still photos of Asa Akira and Capri Anderson weeks after the videos went up. … Yep! Just want to remind everyone how wonderful these two happen to be. This was totally on purpose!” … Then we have a meeting to discuss whether or not anyone would actually buy that story. [STAR TAGS: Asa Akira, Devi Emmerson, Capri Anderson]

Stars:Aaliyah Love| Alisha Bizart| Angela Stone| Asa Akira| Beverly Hills| Capri Anderson| Cytherea| Devi Emmerson| Isis Love| Jenna Sativa| Karlie Montana| Kiara Diane| Kylee Reese| Lily LaBeau| Loni| Mia Tran| Mika Tan| Missy Stone| Red Heaven| Reena Sky| Roxy Lotus| Sandie Caine| Sasha Heart| Shayla LaVeaux| Sophie Dee| Summer Sweet| Tori Black| Vanessa Veracruz| Venus

Year:2019

Month:April

Related Sites:247AdultStars.com, CythereasWetWorld.com, GingerLynn.com, ReelRisque.com, RisqueNews.com, Shayla.com

February 2016 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

2/29/16	You just have to do a special celebration for “Leap Day” do you not? And let’s be honest, as a general rule, risque celebrations tend to be the best kind, y’know with the appropriate audience. Well, we have an even extra-special Leap Day celebration today, as we recently discovered a whole slew of On-the-Set pieces that previously existed only on the original MichaelNinn.com — which has been dead for more than a decade now. The mechanics remain the same, only the players change. Seems like an apt description of the industry as a whole, right? [STAR TAGS: Sarah Blake Video, Shy Love Video, Monica, Nina Bonet, Michael Ninn]
2/28/16	GingerLynn Brooke Lynn Santos – Mia Austin – Dyanna Lauren – Zoey Foxx – Joclyn Stone – Alana Evans … And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career
2/27/16	Shayla All About the Backstory [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]
2/24/16	KylieIreland Bitches Be Crafty [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Amber Rayne Video]
2/21/16	GingerLynn Alina Long – Nyomi Banxxx – Chantelle Fox – Sadie Kennedy – Tia Cyrus – Trinity Rae … And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career
2/19/16	CythereasWetWorld The Perspicacious Plan [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video]
2/19/16	ReelRisqué Concurrently Clean & Dirty [STAR TAGS: Nikki Rhodes, Mika Tan]
2/17/16	At one point in life we feel like birthdays cannot come quickly enough. Then we spend a good number of years pretty much ignoring them unless we have a significant other from which we might receive special treats. … Then birthdays sort of become different animals which we actively ignore. Well Dee has a birthday today, and apparently she falls somewhere in the transition between those last two because although she did not want attention drawn, she shows no signs of actually turning down special treats. So without drawing too much attention to this celebration, we will simply state for the record that if we could save time in a bottle, we’d use it to spend time with Dee. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Dee Exclusive Video]
2/14/16	247AdultStars Happy Birthday to Babes (and Mav) [STAR TAGS: Chessie Kay Video, Samantha Bentley Video, 247AdultStars.com]
2/14/16	GingerLynn Angelina Valentine – Nikki Charm – Brooke Lynn Santos – Cameron Dee – Jacky Joy – Shayla LaVeaux … And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career
2/12/16	ReelRisqué The Locker Womb \| pics & vid [STAR TAGS: Jayla Star Video, Sinnamon Love Video, Courtney Cummz Video]
2/11/16	KylieIreland HOTTT — with Three T’s (#50) [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Audio]
2/10/16	Shayla Unfulfilled Desire [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Julia Ann Video]
2/8/16	Talk to any serious fan of a team playing in the Super Bowl, and they will tell that they probably feel as nervous before the game as any of the coaches or players. Sure, we know we have absolutely nothing to do with the outcome, and whatever happens will have absolutely no monetary impact on our lives. It changes the conversations at work in the morning, almost certainly increases the beer consumption in the winning city the night before, but that’s about it. Still, having been on the other side of the equation a number of times, we can claim with unequivocal certainty: Winning is better. [STAR TAGS: Go Denver Broncos!]
2/7/16	Due to the unusually large number of televisions in the office, as well as the “office team” being involved in the contest, we have confidence that we have done our fan preparation well by watching all the claimed “88 Live Hours” of programming on the NFL Network. At this point, we probably feel just like 99% of the people out there, players included: Just play the damned game! Only somewhere over 100 million people watch this event, however, either for the football or the commercials, so one of our leaders — not in the 100,000,000 as you might have guessed — insisted that we come up with a distraction she labeled Super Babes. … Apparently she doesn’t watch hockey either. How odd. [STAR TAGS: Dee]
2/7/16	GingerLynn Carter Cruise – Ashley Pink – Jayden Lee – Samantha Rone – Nikki Daniels – Amber Chase … And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career
2/5/16	ReelRisqué Hair Raising \| pics & vid [STAR TAGS: Rayveness Video, Brittany O’Connell Video, Nikita Von James Video, Devon Lee Video]
2/3/16	CythereasWetWorld Top ROM’n [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video]

May 2014 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

5/29/14	In all probability Jassie will not be appearing out of the blue to give you a blow job today. She probably won’t appear out of the aquamarine or fuchsia either, so you might need a different coloring book all the way around. On the other hand, if one hangs with Jassie, one can never be quite sure what may happen. She’s an exceptional lass, that Jassie. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Jassie Video, Lorraine Sisco, Michael Ninn]
5/26/14	Happy Birthday to Kylie, both sexy and wily. When she strips down naked, it makes us all smiley. … OK. So it’s not exactly The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, but you have to agree that it’s a lot easier to read. Also, despite his literary prowess, Mr. Coleridge never had lesbian sex with Ashlyn Rae. Well, you know, he was a dude. … Kylie wins again! [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Ashlyn Rae Video]
5/23/14	Few people on the planet understand network television as well as our own D.Minion. This seems odd to us, because as a rule people do not tend to study things whose primary function seems to be one of causing irritation. Of course weave in the captivating beam of London Keyes, and even the ChickaDees cannot stay sad. Put London in a school uniform, and … well … we just give them all some private time. But we share … [STAR TAGS: London Keyes Video]
5/20/14	An ever-vigilant and thoughtful new member pointed out four missing large images in a post from clear back in 2006. Granted, Heather Vuur does not show any signs of ever becoming “old news” or anything — particularly around here — but we did want to show our appreciation for the effort taken to write in and point out the errors (quite politely, we should add). Obviously we could have simply fixed the four links on the photos, which we did — to cover ourselves whenever someone else goes back there — but then we got to thinking. … OK. So sometimes that can be scary, but sometimes it can also result is wonderful new larger renditions of the photos, along with typically stunning video of Jassie, Brooke, AND Heather Vuur this time. Fans pay attention. Everybody wins! [STAR TAGS: Heather Vuur Video, Heather Vandeven Video, Jassie Video, Brooke Banner Video, Michael Ninn]
5/18/14	Despite a significant amount of technical prowess in these offices, we have as yet been unable to figure out how to use Parental Lock to keep the DVR from filling up with unwatched episodes of “Too Cute” on Animal Planet. Of course D.Minion has her own ways … as some of learned painfully this week. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Chayse Manhattan Video, Misty Rain Video, Leena Video, Faye Taylor Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
5/12/14	Have you ever wondered why all the beautiful women do all the difficult — notice how we avoided the overly simple pun hard at this point — work around here? Well, it turns out D.Minion remains fairly sure that an overwhelming desire to please her pretty much explains it all. Would that this were only true, we would never again have to ask For Whom the Belles Toil. … (Yeah, that hurt just writing it down. … Sometimes we have no control. You should know that about us. … ) [STAR TAGS: Justine Joli Video, Georgia Adair Video, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Kylie Ireland, Angel Cassidy, Wanda Curtis, Anais, Charlie Lane, Jana Cova, Audrey Hollander, Michael Ninn]
5/9/14	Everyone arrived at work today in a wonderful mood. Having each received text messages last evening, it seems we now all have a new favorite Green Bay Packer we have affectionately nicknamed “Monica” — according to our leader. After all, what else does the name “Ha Ha Clinton-Dix” make you think of? … And this strange view of the world pretty much explains all of our Adult Behavior perspectives today. … You learn to adapt; what can we say? [STAR TAGS: AEE 2014 Exclusive Video, Shayla LaVeaux]
5/5/14	Many, many people will be celebrating Cinco de Mayo today, although according to a new report we heard, apparently the holiday tends to be a lot more popular than in America than in Mexico. If we had paid more attention we might have learned why that happens to be, but we can just take it on faith. It was on the television news. It has to be true. … All of that said, not many people will be celebrating Cinco de Mayo the way we chose to this year — with Mika Tan. Hey, we’ll drink cerveza and ruminate upon Mika. Sounds like a plan. … [STAR TAGS: Mika Tan Video, Lorraine Sisco]
5/2/14	Sometimes you meet someone, and the chemistry between the two of you almost feels electric. OK, so most of the time one of you feels attracted while the other feels repulsed, but magnetic fields can be sort of like electricity, so that should count for something. Still, should you find yourself on the “rejected” end of one of these interpersonal dynamics, do not despair. While sadness tends to be depressing, mirth can be quite fun. [STAR TAGS: Jana Jordan Video, Carli Banks Video, Alexis Love Video, Tiffany Sweet Video, Renee Perez, Lena Nicole, Michael Ninn]

July 2011 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

7/31/11	We could call this something philosophical today – like “Net Benefit” – but that would imply way too much economic thought when considering Maverick’s forays into the summertime debauchery that many, many beers in London can bring if you hang out with porn stars. Come to think of it, we should have learned after all these years not to even try to qualify Maverick with mere words. Pictures are better, and some of the videos aren’t even hopelessly dark. Bonus! [FEATURED TAGS: Sophie O’Brien Exclusive Video, Kimmy Haze, Tanya Cox Exclusive Video, Valentina Cruz Exclusive Video, Tracey Lain, Faye Rampton Exclusive Video, Syren Sexton Video, 247AdultStars.com]
7/27/11	So most adult web sites probably don’t mention either Eugene O’Neill or Michael Landon in their typical discourse, and they certainly don’t weave them into the same conversation we’re guessing. That said, we’ve never made any claims to be on even the same planet as typical in this world, and we do talk about Nikki Kane enough that you can just ignore the old dead guys. That would certainly be cheerier. [FEATURED TAGS: Nikki Kane, Michael Ninn]
7/22/11	Many types of people end up in the “adult business” although many of them seem quite unwilling to accept it, or at least acknowledge it publicly. A quick trip through the latest “Novelty” convention has highlighted this little fact that we seem to forget, while Shayla choosing an outfit in which to attend a small-town produce “Festival” seems to demonstrate how seamlessly we adapt to the “regular” world. Overall, we seem to have an easier time with them than they do with us. You’d think they’d take lessons, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux]
7/16/11	You just know you’ve made it as a major society in the History of the World when road construction in one of your major cities makes the international news. Either that, or you know it has been an amazingly slow news day. Well, you’ve got a much less painful option to consider over the weekend, and you won’t even have to think about “Carmageddon” in LA at all. The CyCAM makes its episodic debut today, and while potentially as noteworthy as shutting down the major North/South interstate in Los Angeles, it probably won’t make the television news anywhere. Pity, that. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]
7/14/11	Possibilities abound in this business in general, and unique potential multiplies geometrically around the risque communes. For example, sometimes the people that came up with the plan for a post don’t happen to be around when the time comes for other people to actually do the work. And sometimes that can be just a tad confusing. On the upside, this particular confusion involves Wendy Divine, Shayla LaVeaux, Aurora Snow, and Jenna Haze all in various states of nakedness. Come to think of it, we could more accurately have described “all of the various states” as completely. That would have worked too. See how confused we get? [FEATURED TAGS: Erotica Los Angeles 2004, Julia Ann, Mika Tan, Nina Hartley, Brittney Skye, Wendy Divine, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Jenna Haze Video, Aurora Snow Video, Michael Ninn]
7/10/11	As the temperatures rise across the country, getting wet seems like a wonderful idea a great deal of the time. Of course when you consider the juxtaposition of Cytherea and “wet” in a single sentence, the relevance of the outside temperature doesn’t really matter all that much. Now if with this introduction you might be forming an opinion as to Cytherea being a meteorologist of some sort, well, you clearly don’t know Cytherea all that well. Take heart (or whatever) in hand, though, for today you may learn much more about her. She loves D.Minion, you know. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
7/8/11	Some of us consider our civic duty as males to play the chivalrous role, offering strength, comfort, guidance, and support to any lass potentially in a less than favorable situation. The fact that Uncle Gibby just happened to find himself called into action at a strip club where Bree Olson was headlining, well, that’s just a coincidence. He’s a dedicated lad, that Gibby. Rumor has it he’s also thinking of changing his name to “Jimmy” but you’ll have to follow along inside to understand his rationale. [FEATURED TAGS: Bree Olson Video]
7/4/11	We attended a workshop at a conference once where the speaker began his talk by saying, “We only walk by continually beginning to fall forward.” While we can’t really speak to the relevance for that specific workshop to what followed in our professional careers, since none of us can even remember which one it was – or even what city we were in when we heard it – we have employed the sentiment on occasion. For example, we can see how the theory applies to the freedoms celebrated in America on July 4^th, even if many of us face $2,000 fines should we seek to create our own Rocket’s Red Glare instead of simply enjoying those of the government-sponsored variety. Perhaps most of all, however, Freedom (with a capital “F” don’t you know) allows us to voice introspection and illustrate our points with beautiful naked women. All in all that does seem safer than potentially blowing off your hand or burning the town down. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Shayla LaVeaux, Jassie, Marie Luv, Daisy Marie, Faith Leon, Kimberly Kane, Adriana Sage, Britney Manson, Emily Marilyn, Michael Ninn]
7/1/11	Everybody should pop on over to JuliaAnn.com and say hello. You should also probably join Julia’s site so you can see all the cool stuff. If you decide upon this course of action, however, you should probably be aware that there might be nudity there, and even possibly representations of sex out of wedlock. Then again if moral issues seem to be a stumbling block for you, what the heck are you doing here anyway? … So how’d we do Julia? Subtle enough? [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann Video]

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