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February 2025 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

2/27/25 Kristal Summers

Risqué News

The Ben Boink

[STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video]

2/26/25 Tyra BanxxxSometimes a simple approach works best. Granted, we will often use puns on names or whatever to add a bit of happiness and hopefully even mirth to the beginning of an adventure, but losing sight of the goal never turns out to be a good thing. Consequently, “Wank on Bed with Toy” pretty much sums things up quite nicely. By the way, obviously people that believe puns to be the lowest form of humor take themselves altogether too seriously. We consider it perpetual oh, pun season on them. [STAR TAGS: Tyra Banxxx Video, Adriana Sage, Daisy Marie, Kimberly Kane, Faith Leon, Marie Luv, Jassie, Britney Manson, Emily Marilyn, Tall Goddess]
2/25/25 Sandie Caine

247AdultStars

Yes, She Cam

[STAR TAGS: Natalia Forrest Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

2/23/25 Vanessa MichaelsWe conclude today with, “do we not all wish that we could say, ‘Well that turned out to be some fun variation’ at the end of every day?” … Although to be fair, the expedition through 100% Natural Wonders 3 most likely will constitute the most meaningful draw from the experience. After all, anyone who hopes to survive the experience of a family vacation must learn fairly quickly to enjoy the journey at least as much as the destination. … For the record, that would be exactly the type of philosophical insights you can feel free to ignore as you proceed. [STAR TAGS: Dillan Lauren Video, Harmony Rose Video, Vanessa Michaels Video, Magan Martinex Video, Taryn Thomas Video, Heidi Besk Video] 
2/21/25 jessica drakeConsider the concept of Drake Ducking. You might find yourself chuckling at the name, simply because you know that a male duck is called a drake, and (oddly) the female duck is called, well, a duck. … Hey, we did not come up with the nomenclature but somewhere there should be a super embarrassed scientist, that’s all we’re saying. … Regardless, we happen to be talking about jessica drake, along with a supporting role played by Cytherea, and honestly no one cares one whit what the boys are called. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea, Jessica Drake Video]
2/19/25 Sandie Caine

247AdultStars

Now We Have a Kinky Nurse

[STAR TAGS : Sandie Caine Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

2/18/25 Taren Steele

Risqué News

Pedal to the Mettle: Steele the One

[STAR TAGS: Taren Steele Video]

2/17/25 Nikki Hunter and Sunny LaneConsidering the world we’re living in now, the old adage “When Pigs Fly” could have a significant percentage of the population looking upwards in search of soaring members of the porcine community. Odds seem pretty good that over the next four years the most common response from an expert on television will be, “We really have no idea. This has never happened before.” … Consequently, we have decided to contemplate an entirely different kind of Pigs Flying again in hopes that Sunny Lane and Nikki Hunter can distract everyone from the news. No reason to appeal if you do not like our chosen path, however. Simply don’t watch. [STAR TAGS: Nicki Hunter Video, Sunny Lane Video]
2/16/25 Missy Martinez

GingerLynn

Britney Amber – Mia Austin – Jasmeen LeFleur – Ruby Reyes – Beverly Lynne – Missy Martinez

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

2/15/25 Mr Marcus, Kristal Summers, DeeWe try to be a little bit careful about revealing too much personal information about our famous friends here at Risqué, although to be honest, it’s not like these people tend to be very shy as a rule. Looking back can bring up memories buried deep, though, which does not always suck, as it turns out. Billed originally as “Dee’s Cam Show to Define All Cam Shows” on the site, all these years later we still have little argument with that early assessment. We do know that Kristal and Marcus had a booty-call thing going for years and years after this initial “hello” on camera. Turns out some people meet and greet differently than other people. [STAR TAGS : Juli Ashton, Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Dee Exclusive Video]
2/14/25 Whole Buncha StarsHappy Valentine’s Day!! … And now we’ll return you to your regularly scheduled nudity. … We love it when we get to say that. … We’re not positive, but probably most jobs out there don’t provide a useful outlet for this particular sentence, and that seems a shame really. Also most jobs probably don’t have Rayveness, Keri Windsor, Vicca, Juli Ashton, and Shayla LaVeaux as visual “aides” as it were. All in all, this job has a lot going for it. Maybe other jobs are similar, though. Try saying, “Hey, can I see your boobs?” to one of the particularly attractive workers at your office. (Then we’d suggest running right to HR and quitting, by the way. That’ll save some time.) [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Juli Ashton, Rayveness, Keri Windsor, Kylie Ireland, Serenity, Jill Kelly, Vicca, Barett Moore, Mikki Taylor, K.C. Coxx, Shay Sweet, Misty Rain, Stacy Valentine, Tiffany Mynx, Alex Dane, Ashlyn Gere, Brianna Lee, Brittany O’Connell, Caressa Savage, Christi Lake, Danly, Deva Station, Houston, Juli Rage, Krista Maze, Micky Lynn, Missy, Morgain Fairlane, Nico Treasures, Nina Hartley, Paisley Hunter, Sahara Sands, Sindee Coxx Little Cinderella, Tricia Devereaux, Victoria Paris, Lea Martini, Helen Duval, Gina Rome]
2/13/25 Chantelle Fox

247AdultStars

A Naughty Nurse with a Birthday Wish

[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

2/11/25 Dee.As we sought to bring a long-forgotten episode with Kylie Ireland up to modern times, we ran across the original introduction. … Sometimes in life one needs the ability to recognize purity of purpose when one runs across it, so we decided to just replay it as it originally ran. … Let’s say that concepts such as “feral kitty” and “harmlessly disturbing” might pique your interest. How about the sentence, “So there I am on the bathroom floor, scarfing down a banana as I rinse out my ass … “? How about “carbonated urine allure”? Well, you may be in for a treat today, as Kylie Ireland drops by with a special report on Violation — a category into which none of the aforementioned concepts even fall, strangely enough. (Who could feel violated by any of those things?) Forget “The Good Life” in your journeys. Shoot for The Weird One. [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland, Dee, Shayla LaVeaux, Phaedra Alexis]
2/10/25 Ann Joy

247AdultStars

The Joy of PJs

[STAR TAGS: Exclusive Anna Joy Video, 247AdultStars.com]

2/9/25 Cassandra Cruz

ReelRisque

Feet Accompli | vid

[STAR TAGS: Cassandra Cruz Video]

2/8/25 DeeStarting with the proposition of Dee as a luminary, it then becomes perfectly reasonable to accept that she would thus appear outstanding while illustrated in solely shades of luminance. When you think about the concept of “remastering” Dee, however, we find it quite difficult to even grasp as a philosophical concept. How does one improve upon Dee, after all? … Well, we basically decided that adding Cassandra Cruz in a supporting role might be just the ticket to bring the past to the now — a concept we will consider more fully in the future. It really seems like we need a cookie. [STAR TAGS: Dee, Cassandra Cruz]
2/7/25 Ashlyn MalloyWhen you get the last of your inside story, presumably you now have an inside scoop. True to that philosophy at least, as we finish up the show today, we bear witness — and it was more difficult than you might believe not to say bare — to a whole bunch of scooping going on. Granted this would be more in the physical sense, but considering what we do, a slant toward the physical sense seems appropriate. Now we just have to deal with all the people at the office who want to go undercover at an orgy. Sigh. [STAR TAGS: Ashlyn Rae Video, Mallory Rae Murphy Video, Linsey McKenzie Video, April O’Neil Video]
2/6/25 Abby Cross

ReelRisque

A Cross to Bare | pics

[STAR TAGS: Abby Cross]

2/4/25 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Excuses, Excuses

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Chasey Lain Video, Phoenix Marie Video]

2/3/25 jessica drake

ReelRisque

Color Her Coy (with a Capital) | pics

[STAR TAGS: Jessica Drake]

2/2/25 Taren SteeleShould many of us devise our own “Ground Hog’s Day” reality, we would almost certainly come up with a plot that intertwines connections between our favorite people. The embroidered nature of the Risqué Commune just so happens to allow for many such occasions, and when you come up with a plot that brings back around Dee, Juli Ashton, and Taren Steele just being themselves, well, only a crazy person would not want to live that day over an over again. So celebrate today; remember how funny Bill Murray used to be, and be very, very thankful that we do not have to spend the next days (or weeks or months) just listening to one political party bitch about the other or watching NFL “experts” talk about what might happen during the Draft which won’t even happen until the end of April. Don’t worry though: We will think of lots more distracting things before then. [STAR TAGS: Dee, Taren Steele Video]
2/1/25 Cytherea

ReelRisque

Birthday Blast pics | vid | and pics

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video]

September 2021 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

9/30/21 Cytherea

Cythereas

Oui She Did Wii

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]

9/28/21 Jilly Kelly, Shayla LaVeaux, Emmanuelle

Shayla

Newbie Divas & Her Web

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Jill Kelly Video, Emmanuelle Video, Michael Ninn]

9/27/21 Project Ginger

GingerLynn

Her Personal Tannier

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Jennifer Noxt Video]

9/26/21 Sadie Kennedy

GingerLynn

Aleksa Nicole – Stacy Jay – Anita Blue – Mika Tan – Sadie Kennedy – Cindy Starfall

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

9/25/21 On Set with Daisy MarieBasic technical knowledge of any situation wherein one endeavors to record a visual image — whether still or moving, actually — will lead to an understanding that one of the core principles revolves around controlling the amount of light that the lens on the camera allows through. In our case, “Opening the Aperture” means something else altogether. That said, if you Google aperture and then Google Heather Vuur, you will quickly understand why our approach to the word constitutes considerably more fun. [STAR TAGS: Heather Vuur Video, Heather Vandeven Video, Carli Banks Video, Holly Wellin Video, Ginger Lea Video, Daisy Marie Video, Marie Luv, Rita Faltoyano, Michael Ninn]
9/24/21 Evie DelatossoRegardless of how one feels about the strengths, weaknesses, veracity, or outright stupidity of the last administration in the White House, only a true troglodyte could deny the overall truth the Fox News vs. Everybody Else conflict achieved. “In Your Face” has become the norm as a way of communication. Not being social scientists here, we will avoid considering anything at all even slightly deeper than that superficial acknowledgment, but rather have a slightly more fun way to consider a full return of In Your Face — in our own potentially irreverent manner, naturally. Hey, there might be a lot less fighting if more people took our approach. Just sayin’… [STAR TAGS: Holly West Video, Phoenix Marie Video, Tory Lane Video, Claudia Valentine Video, Hunter Bryce Video, Jessica Lynn Video, Camryn Kiss Video, Brenya Rose Video, Cayden Moore Video, Evie Delatosso Video]
9/23/21 Julia Ann & Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Desirable Elements

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Julia Ann Video]

9/22/21 Cytherea

Cythereas

Earnestly Couched

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Erica McLean]

9/20/21 Nina Hartley

GingerLynn

As Puppies Go…

[STAR TAGS: Nina Hartley Video]

9/19/21 Kristal SummersSchool has started again most everywhere, and after the first week or so we can be certain of one thing absolutely. Whether masks, no masks, happy parents, angry parents, governors stupid or smart, you put young people together for a short amount of time, and Love Letters will begin to flow. Passed amongst friends, slipped into lockers, slid under dorm room doors, whatever, biological imperative trumps — pardon the expression — even heated politics. So we decided to relaunch our full movie Love Letters in honor of the joy of being college students. It was probably in honor of Kristal Summers too, honestly. Just by looking at the little thumbnail here you can see why Kristal has already received many, many love letters in her young life. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Monique Alexander Video, Aurora Snow Video, Karina Video, Avy Scott Video, Kylie Wylde Video, Teanna Kai Video, Anais, Angel Cassidy, Karina Kean, Chloe Dior, Alexis Amore, Cherry Rain]
9/18/21 Cytherea

Cythereas

Lascivious Liquidity Renewed

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Jenna Presley Video, Missy Monroe Video, Michael Ninn]

9/17/21 Nina Hartley

GingerLynn

Good to Be Bad

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Nina Hartley Video]

9/16/21 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Divas | with Assets

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Asia Carrera Video, Ashley Renee Video, Paisley Hunter Video, Payton Alexander Video, Jeanna Fine Video, Nina Hartley Video, Rebecca Lord Video, Michael Ninn]

9/14/21 Jay Serling

GingerLynn

A Serling Reputation

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video]

9/12/21 Kristal SummersConsidering the weekend, here, we decided to put up an entire movie that celebrates good old American values. … OK. So not everyone considers what we do to have “value” certainly, but some people do. And 74 million people voted for a complete narcissist with a God Complex in the last national election, so we really cannot be bothered by people with very narrow minds. Regardless of the doubters, today we represent American Girls with solid blue collar values in their pretend professions. Well, not all of the collars are blue, really. In fact, there are not many collars at all, or clothes really. Still, no one would understand blue neck values, and that sounds kind of ishy anyway. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, jessica drake Video, Monique Alexander Video, Sondra Hall Video, Bobbi Barrington Video, Summer Storm Video, Lea De Mae Video]
9/11/21 American Flag

RisqueNews

Remember

9/10/21 Autumn BlissWe wrap up a complete movie today, this time with the unique ability to verify that we have in fact put our Petals to the Mettle. This means we get to add to our “Full Movie” section again too, which makes us almost as happy as seeing Autumn Bliss again. Now, this current Autumn — that being the one we are all living through right now, of course — still pretty much sucks in the grand scheme. That being said, this would be precisely the time to focus on smaller victories. That will bring you your bliss, as it were. [STAR TAGS: Autumn Bliss Video]
9/9/21 Cameron Canela

GingerLynn

Being Honest

[STAR TAGS: Cameron Canela Video]

9/8/21 Cytherea and Cheyenne Silver

Cythereas

Nudity both Cleanly & Recreational

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Cytherea Exclusive Video, Cheyenne Silver Exclusive Video]

9/6/21 Jisel Lynn - twiceIf you had a holiday, say Christmas, where you celebrated by not doing any Christmas things — no caroling, no decorating, no eggnog or roast beast, no presents, and certainly no church — well, that might seem a little odd. Have a 4th of July without any fireworks? Good grief, what fresh hell is this? … Yet every year on this first Monday of September we all celebrate Labor Day (technically, “all” as in U.S. all) by doing exactly zero actual labor. Rather than provide a history lesson on this rationale, though, we decided to go with a tried and true standard. We decided to celebrate with many, many naked women. In our experience that pretty much goes with any holiday. [STAR TAGS: Gina Valentina Video, Sabina Rouge Video, Emma Hix Video, Kenzie Anne Video, Carolina White Video, Anny Aurora Video, Lacey London Video. Cherie Noel Video, Jisel Lynn Video, Vanna Bardot Video, Gabby Carter Video, Meaghan Stanfill Video, Lacy Lennon Video, Sky Wonderland Video, Sloan Harper Video, Bunny Colby Video, Blake Blossom Video] 
9/5/21 Ginger and Friends

GingerLynn

Lagoons of Many Women (and one dude)

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Stacey Donovan Video, Raven Video, Roxanne Rollan Video, Lois Ayres Video]

9/5/21 Chanell Heart

GingerLynn

Carter Cruise – Mia Gold – Tara Lynn Foxx – Chanell Heart – Alana Evans – Lexxxi Nicole

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

9/4/21 Planning has been all but impossible as anyone — well, basically alive and old enough to go outside on their own — can tell you. Back in July we were absolutely certain we’d be trekking to Las Vegas in January for the big AVN convention (the last one?). Then, gosh, this seems pretty hard to explain without getting stuck in the political muck of who’s doing or not doing what that made sailing smoothly into herd immunity a virtual certainty. So without going there, we can admit that we have found ourselves back in the world of virtual meetings, if that tells you anything. So we’re still thinking about the AEE in January, but we’re also thinking about not ending up infected by unwashed masses in an unnaturally cramped room too. (Hey, there’s a lot of drool at a porn convention.) So while we continue to think and see what happens, we thought we would revisit via remaster a particularly memorable trip from a few years ago. Gibby might be ok today, well above the fracas, but Shayla would have to hold her breath for like 12 hours straight. That sounds difficult. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, AEE 2014 Video]
9/3/21 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Off to Ever-Ever Land

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Ginger Lynn Video, Bionca Video]

9/2/21 Inari VachsWe all enjoy holidays, if not for their underlying reason for existence so much as the fact that most of us do not have to work, even though we still get paid. There are other more personal dates in a year, though, that fall into the “Personal Holiday” category. For whatever reason, when these days roll around annually, it makes us smile, if not necessarily spend a bunch of money on things that make pretty explosions in the nighttime sky. Today would be one of those days for the Risqué Commune actually, even though “work” may not be the most accurate description of what we do around here. As for the millions of not working but still getting paid people out there, well, that ends this weekend. Our theory would be that the American World will be a very different place in a couple of weeks. We shall see. [STAR TAGS: Inari Vachs]
9/1/21 Samantha Strong

Shayla

Feeling Particularly Strong

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Samantha Strong Video]

March 2016 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

3/31/16 Payton Alexander, Paisley Hunter, Ashley Renee, Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

In Celebration of Hairspray

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Ashley Renee Video, Paisley Hunter Video, Payton Alexander Video, Michael Ninn]

3/28/16 Kaylan NicoleYou look behind the curtain in any business and you will almost certainly find some fairly bizarre methods of reaching decisions, not to mention some possibly questionable values inherent in those. Most of the time this happens purely by the passage of time as generations of workers apply their methods to the “new” realities. Given this fact, we have decided that at the very least one should have beautiful naked women around the core decisions. They’re not necessarily smarter, or kinder, or in any way better suited (without suits, obviously) to make evolutionary changes, but they’re simply a lot more fun to look at when executives get it wrong. These Good-Hearted Women also make good friends and excellent party guests. [STAR TAGS: Anais, Kaylan Nicole Video, Sindee Coxx Video, Michael Ninn]
3/27/16 Jade Aspen

GingerLynn

Ashley Blue – Jeanie Marie – Amber Lynn – Zoey Foxx – Kiki Daire – Jade Aspen

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

3/26/16 Kylie Ireland, Alex Sanders, Mark Davis

KylieIreland

Put Out to be Put On

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video]

3/24/16 Cytherea

CythereasWetWorld

Felicitous Foreplay Falderal

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video]

3/21/16 Kylie on the Radio

KylieIreland

The Mystery Guest (#19)

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Audio]

3/20/16 Raven Rockette

GingerLynn

Brooke Lynn Santos – Brandy Aniston – Emily Kae – Raven Rockette – Sabrina Deep – Lucky Starr

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

3/19/16 Legends Kylie Ireland and Steve Drake

KylieIreland

Where Legends Are Laid

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video]


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3/18/16 Erin GoWe have a new plan for next year: We have decided to try making the final Erin(s) Go Braless selections before beginning the various hypotheses on the best way to create the optimum green beer. (By the way Moretti La Rossa won this year, in case you care.) Of course all of that being said, whether or not we remember this strategy may depend upon the amount of non-green beer we employ in experiments before that time. On the upside, only missing by a day makes this the earliest we’ve been late all year. Yay! [STAR TAGS: Happy St. Patrick’s Day!]
3/15/16 Audrey Hollander, Justine JoliEvery time we go to one of the big industry conventions we begin anew missing the elegance that Michael Ninn brought to the genre. Sure there continue to be some very fine directors that do some very fine work — even a bit of it quite beautiful — but Michael just had a way with talent, and quite simply with light that sets him apart from mere mortals. Since he celebrates his birthday on this date every year, we miss him and thank him all at the same time. We have all made it one more year appreciating keen aesthetics, if nothing else. Nobody likes stupid aesthetics, after all. [STAR TAGS: Justine Joli Video, Audrey Hollander Video, Michael Ninn]
3/13/16 Britney Amber

GingerLynn

Tera Patrick – Tessa Lane – Britney Amber – Ava Green – Hyapatia Lee – Miley May

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

3/12/16 Lexi Love & Maria Belucci

ReelRisqué

Thar Shes Blow | pics & vid

[STAR TAGS: Lexi Love Video, Maria Belucci Video]

3/9/16 Shayla LaVeaux & Norma Jeane

Shayla

Bed Spread. Literally. Two Kinds.

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Norma Jeane Video]

3/8/16 Kristal SummersYou just have to admire a guy that quotes both Forrest Gump and an Epistle to Timothy in his retirement speech. We started out to do our own speech today, admiring a couple of our own friends with a complimentary nod to new tours from both 247AdultStars and Shayla. About that time Mr. Manning came on television, though, and gave his final address as an NFL player. Now we know how so many of those opposing teams have felt over the years. The dude smoked us. … But we can still offer Breast Wishes Going Forward. That should count for something. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Kristal Summers, Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
3/7/16 Cate Harrington

247AdultStars

All That and A Dildo Too

[STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

3/6/16 Shae Snow

GingerLynn

Shae Snow – Melissa Jacobs – Priya Rai – Alia Janine – Alessandra Noir – Kendra Cole

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

3/3/16 Cytherea

CythereasWetWorld

“A” is for … Well, Y’Know…

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video]

3/1/16 Kylie Ireland

KylieIreland

Playing Dirty

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video]

December 2012 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

12/31/12

Who knew that by watching a highly anticipated (well, by some) football game you could be inundated with advertisements for a new television show on AMC featuring “Competitive Taxidermy” of all things? Who knew that taxidermy could be competitive? … Who knew they even still did taxidermy? We have some other thoughts on year’s end today, none of which feature dead animals, just in case you were curious. [FEATURED TAGS: Happy New Year!]

Things to Ponder
12/29/12

You may not have noticed, but if you put all the College Bowl Games together, you could have a heck of a party. You could wear Russel Athletics or New Era Pinstripes, if you knew what those were, maybe. You’d have Tostitos, Buffalo Wings, Idaho Potatoes, Chick-fil-A, Little Caesars Pizza, and even Beef ‘O’ Brady and Outback to eat. You could decorate the place with roses, sip orange juice while you get some sugar from your sweetie, and even stuff cotton in your ears if she started complaining that you were not fighting her hunger with Kraft sufficiently. You’d have wonderful things to talk about like insurance, or car care, wireless services, or taxes, mortgages, or Korean cars. You could even discuss what the heck scantily-clad women and beautiful race car drivers have to do with web domain registration. Best of all, you’d have a Bell Helicopter to escape if some folks started remembering the Alamo a bit too enthusiastically. … Fortunately, none of that had anything to do with even more Shayla today. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]

Shayla — Does Not Care About College Bowl Games.
12/27/12

Shayla has a special day today well worthy of celebrating. Also in our occasionally not completely behind efforts to bring the really old pages up to modern standards, we will run across some original photos now and again. We weren’t horribly disorganized back in those days, but if someone had told us the sites would last this long, we would have done things differently. … It’s sort of like that old saying, “You know, if I’d have known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.” … Except we still get Shayla naked. That helps a lot with most things. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Alexandra Silk, Missy]

Ride 'Em Cowgirl
12/25/12

We wish you a Merry Christmas. And if you do not happen to celebrate Christmas, well we wish you a merry day of the miscellaneous variety. We’re friendly that way. [FEATURED TAGS: Kylie Ireland]

Ho Ho
12/24/12

Too often in life we lose old friends, whether that be to any of the Big Three options — Sex, Love, Money — or not. Of course “losing” implies a lot of stuff way too deep for discussion here, and sometimes you just want to dance around in a circle like some Charles M. Schultz character not yet burdened by anything really icky — like three dimensions. Say, for example, if you “lose old friends” but then they come back, were they really lost — or simply slapping you upside the face with preternatural insight? … Yeah. We don’t care either. … Basically Kylie makes everything better in our experience. Anything else, well that’s too deep for our pond. [FEATURED TAGS: Kylie Ireland, Anais Video]

What Ho! … Ho-Ho! …
12/21/12

We could hardly deny that we have been guilty of perpetrating some fairly tortured logic in our quests to tie miscellaneous bits of our lives together so that we might present it for your viewing pleasure. Of course all of this pales in comparison with trying to explicate poetry from 1788. Fortunately, you can easily enjoy Cytherea — in cam show and still form — as well as Kelly Kline, without any iambic pentameter at all. They are women without meter, after all. [FEATURED TAGS: Kelly Kline, Cytherea Exclusive Video]

Cytherea Lives! Woo-HOO!
12/18/12

We learned on some crime show the other night that a pig’s orgasm can last up to 30 minutes. Now we’re on enough weird Google Search lists somebody keeps compiled somewhere, so we chose not to really pursue the statement any further, but we did realize that if true this sort of adds a whole new dimension to the expression, “In a pig’s eye,” does it not? … Hey, you spend a few hours watching Dee do a DP and a fine Brit offer up Holiday greetings, and see how your brain feels. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Juli Ashton, May, Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com, Michael Ninn]

Juli Ashton, Dee, & May
12/17/12

You have to be careful how much you really think about things, because you can wind up somewhere no one actually intended. Of course we have found that beer does a dandy job in relieving a befuddled state — or at least it seems to — but if you have to drive somewhere, consider ice cream in its place. Whatever the case, you may find simply looking at (or watching) Shayla LaVeaux, as well as Wendy Divine, might be the best approach this time around. Either that or you might need a lot of ice cream. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine, Maya Divine, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Capri Anderson Exclusive Video]

Wendy
12/12/12

Naturally we had to do an update at 12:12 on 12/12/12 because otherwise D.Minion would be very sad. Worse yet, then we couldn’t make it up to her for 100 years, by which point she’d be not only officially peeved, but also really, really old. Fortunately Mr. Ninn and Cytherea happen by to help us reach our desired goal, even if the precise timing might be a bit difficult to prove in court or anything. If it’s always 5:00 somewhere, then it stands to reason that it’s always 12:12 somewhere too, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Jana Jordan Video, Cassidey Video, Renee Perez Video, Brea Bennett Video, Nikki Kane Video, Shayla LaVeaux, Vicca, Shayla LaVeaux, Ashley Renee, Paisley Hunter, Payton Alexander, Ruby, Kortknee, Emanuelle, Jill Kelly, Michael Ninn]

Bride of Ninnenstein
12/10/12

In case any of you were thinking about moving into the middle of nowhere to be with Steve, he has some excellent news for you. Although the temperature outside when he woke up yesterday morning had only reached nine degrees, by mid day the thermometer had skyrocketed to a balmy ten on the Fahrenheit scale. … OR you could plan on meeting Kristal in Florida next time she visits. All in all, that might be warmer. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video]

Nice Weather for Skimply Clothing
12/7/12

Most of you have probably barely been able to contain your excitement at the prospect of catching even a glimpse of Cytherea’s personal valet, MrT, in some photographs. Well, we can happily tell you that your wait is finally over! Woo-HOO! … Now we did have to surround those two or three important photos with a bunch more of Cytherea shaving and getting tattoos applied to make her scars less distracting on video, of course. But you can just ignore all those annoying porn star images and enjoy MrT — at least his hands and the back of his head. In case you were curious, Cy does always use waterproof temporary tattoos. Turns out that’s a good thing. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Video, Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, Natalia Forrest Exclusive Video, Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

Butterfles are Whee!
12/4/12

You probably noticed that we have all now officially reached the season where we can start thinking about the cool presents we want other people to give us for free again. True, retailers seem to be making “this time of year” fall earlier and earlier on the calendar, but once we hit December it seems fair for all of us to acknowledge it in general. Even if next year they start advertising Christmas right after the 4th of July, we will still look forward to the holiday offerings from Sam Phillips, actually. She has a unique way, that Sam. [FEATURED TAGS: Sam Phillips, Tasha Reign, Breanne Benson, Sophia Knight]

Not Sam Phillips
12/2/12

Lamentations abound today regarding the rapid demise of Flash becoming more and more apparent. Less bothersome to our leadership at least will be the reference to the public disintegration of a heretofore quite pompous organization in the National Football League. On the off chance that neither of these two topics hold any interest for you, we sneak in an announcement that might, and if that doesn’t work we have over 30 minutes of video that might give you a pleasant “mind space” in which to ruminate — or whatever. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Kylie Ireland, Cytherea Video, Michael Ninn]

Kylie, Dee, and Steve