| 10/31/13 |
One of our telecommuting team members apparently has a tradition in his neighborhood where when the kids say “Trick or Treat” they get candy — while the adults get a shot of some sort, and not the kind that protects you from the flu. Now none of us has ever been to that particular neighborhood, but the kids probably run from house to house because it won’t be too long before mom and dad need to head home because they’re too drunk to walk much more. You’ll have to provide your own shots this evening but we have provided some dandy treats with Cytherea, Kylie Ireland, Syren Sexton, and even Summer Knight. There’s a story in there somewhere, and we will likely tell it. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea, Kylie Ireland Video, Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, Summer Knight Video, Bonnie Rotten, 247AdultStars.com ] |
| 10/26/13 |
It seems like referencing Harold Hill in an adult web site might be a bit unusual, yet we happily do just that this time around. As you may know, however, we have not historically been all that concerned with “usual” in any of our approaches to life. On the other hand, we also pay tribute to a $1,500 sex toy, which falls closer to the adult members’ site norm. Of course we did title the current article, “Oh, We Got Treble.” So there’s that. To quote our leader in today’s post, “We’re just weird.” [STAR TAGS: Jeska Vardinski Video, Asa Akira Video] |
| 10/22/13 |
Never one to worry much about her own wardrobe, we were a bit surprised when D.Minion showed up in the office insisting that everyone check out her new shirt. It says, “I have CDO, which is like OCD but in alphabetical order — as it should be.” … Suddenly everything made more sense, a bit like when you discover that a professional model might often make a darned good photographer. We use Dee as an example of this last theory, because overall she might hold more universal interest than D.Minion, even with the funny shirt. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Dee Video, Michelle Lay Video] |
| 10/17/13 |
Consider the concept of the Practical Homonym, these being words that may not technically “sound the same” but given the actualities of our speech patterns do in fact come across as identical to the ear. For example, Bijou spearheaded a track today which ended up being entitled “Minstrel Machinations,” but when she tried to explain the idea to the rest of us, we heard “Menstrual Machinations.” … Those seem different, really. … Fortunately we’re going with the former of those two concepts, so fear not. And if you think we made up the concept of the practical homonym, we can prove that we did not. Think about it: Country Music would not exist without it. So there. [STAR TAGS: Dee Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers Video, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Wendy Divine, Kylie Ireland Video] |
| 10/13/13 |
Name a famous anthropologist. OK. Now name one that never had anything to do with primates. Better yet, name a famous “-ologist” of any kind, not including the fictional ones on television or in books. Fortunately, around here we can illustrate our “-ologies” with all sorts of interesting things, for example Keri Windsor, or even the still happily married Wendy Divine and Eric Masterson. In fact, you can happily pretend you have never learned anything as a member here. Should that turn out to be true, however, and you at some point meet any of us in person, please lie about it. We’re fine with that, so long as you have fun. [STAR TAGS: Wendy Divine, Keri Windsor Video] |
| 10/11/13 |
Everyone needs a friend they can go to with the really tough questions. And this friend should be available for most any emergency, at most any time. Well, not all of us can claim Dee fits into that category for them, but we can happily do so. She does seem a little confused when we call to ask her what kind of yellow mustard to buy or something — as if we’d call just to hear her voice or anything — but as long as she picks up the phone she sounds as adorable as ever. It has been going to voice mail a lot lately, though, so hopefully we won’t have anything other than condiment emergencies for a while. We should probably stop beginning every conversation with, “What are you wearing?” … [STAR TAGS: Dee, Cytherea] |
| 10/8/13 |
When Kristal Summers asks you do do something, you pretty much just agree quickly. When Kristal Summers asks you to do something that involves her being naked, well, you jump right to the task of helping the Selfie Supreme Diva. AND, when Kristal Summers asks you to do something that involves you getting naked with her … well, we honestly have no idea what happens then, because so far Kristal has been lacking in that department, truth be told. Hope springs eternal in Kristal’s breasts, though. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Chasey Lain, Anna Joy Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
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| 10/5/13 |
Today could have been all about our leader’s brother. Or it could have been all about our editor’s best friend from college, since both of them have birthdays today. On the other hand, Juli Ashton also has a birthday today, and without any empirical evidence to verify the claim, we’re pretty sure Juli looks better naked than either of those two fine gentlemen we mentioned. Even the illustrious Ms. Ashton had a beginning it appears, and D.Minion takes the opportunity to talk about it. Truth be told, D.Minion does not need much of an excuse to talk about Juli; when she has a real reason, it can get crazy. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video] |
| 10/1/13 |
What do you call words that rhyme, but don’t look like they would? Take ”plaid” and “fad” for example. … Or what do you call words that could rhyme, but may not, depending upon how you pronounce one of them? You know, “lead” could rhyme with “fed” or we could “lead” you to Lake Meade. Fortunately your knowledge of semantic nuance makes absolutely no difference at all today, as you can consider plaid a fad, or not consider it at all. We do have various concurrent contributions from Cytherea, Shayla LaVeaux, Kylie Ireland, Summer Knight, Angela Stone, and a couple of amateur lesbians from Canberra to help as tour guides, by the way. Follow where they lead. Or lead others to where they lead. Or fed. Or whatever. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Summer Knight Video, Angela Stone Video, Sarah Blake, Thereza Love, Dani Woodward] |
Filed Under: Sarah Blake
October 2009 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
| 10/31/09 | A grand thing about operating an adult web site comes up on this particular date every year. You see, we don’t have much trouble coming up with celebratory treats; in fact, we rather enjoy it. (And if you’re wondering we certainly don’t know anything about anyone turning tricks, because that would be wrong after all.) So when Maverick had an idea this year, and the idea included Juli Ashton, well, it sounded like an excellent plan. The supporting cast of Madison and Mackenzie seemed willing, and we got an excuse to flavor the event (so to speak) with Capri Anderson again — always a good time. So how far off track could this go? Yeah, well, it seems like maybe holidays are different in Europe. Still, it’s another festive day in our strange lives. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Capri Anderson, Mackenzie Pierce, Madison Scott] |
| 10/28/09 | You don’t need to spend much time with the Members Section before you figure out that things tend to go in waves around here for some reason. (The writer had originally termed this going “in spurts” when he submitted the project, but upon proofing the text that seemed like maybe a poor way to describe something on an adult site — at least for a post that only has women in it.) We’ve been doing a good bit of Dee lately (not the fun way that sounds, sadly, though), but for whatever reason the stories have all been the “hanging around in life” sorts and not the “dressed up (or not) for work as a porn star” sorts. At the risk of too much Dee, we decided to go ahead with a collection of those “gussied-up” shots this time around. We do want to note, however, that while “too much Dee” didn’t seem like much of a real risk, the set we had in the queue happened to be of Dee with Georgia Adair, so you’ll need to steel yourself for that complication should you decide to proceed. … Have you ever noticed that it can be difficult to say anything at all around here without a double entendre? [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Georgia Adair] |
| 10/26/09 | Odds seem pretty good that most of you didn’t spend the weekend explaining to co-workers that a bye week in the NFL does not mean that a team takes a week off so that the players can spend a romantic weekend away together. Sigh. … Less complicated to understand, apparently, would be another installment of Dee at KSEX, although this time we’re throwing in a bonus segment of Dee in more traditional aspects of everyday life — nurturing a new puppy, demonstrating why it’s good to keep the water circulating in your swimming pool, and bopping naked around the office. Just like life at your place, right? [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, Candy Apples] |
| 10/22/09 | Age turns out to be one of those things that just remains difficult to wrap your head around. As the football savvy in the office kept trying to explain how young (the Denver Broncos new) coach Josh McDaniels happens to be to D.Minion, she just didn’t seem to really comprehend the concept. “He’s seven years younger than Julia Ann,” we explained, and then our fair Minion understood. Both DM and Lon attended Julia’s Party for 40 (years, not people) and since then D.Minion has been sleeping and Lon has been smiling. Maybe it’s a testosterone thing. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Kristal Summers, Jessica Drake, Devinn Lane] |
| 10/19/09 | As a public service to those of you out there that may be Buccaneers, or Rams, or (Heaven Forbid) Tennessee Titans fans, and thus may not want to think about football too much today, we thought we’d give you a nice long typical “D.Minion on Set with the Allegedly Innocent” exercise. For those of us from Denver that follow football (and that’s pretty much a law out there) we can be comfortable knowing that all these wonderful naked women working in the adult movie business will be here for us to look at tomorrow. And we can hope San Diego loses the game tonight. [FEATURED TAGS: Sarah Blake, Wanda Curtis, Tiffany Tyler, Randy Wright, Felix Vicious, Kelly Klein Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn] |
| 10/16/09 | Had we known Maverick were so quickly going to pick up on our “Pretty in Pink” reference this week, we’d have talked about a much better movie over all — even though porn and pink do seem to go together delightfully. That said, you might enjoy his next Syren Sexton episode, and consider how weird this all might have turned out if we’d started out talking about The Princess Bride. People would be wandering around saying “Anybody want a peanut?” [FEATURED TAGS: AdultStars247.com, Syren Sexton Video, Exclusive Video] |
| 10/12/09 | For some people, talking the talk and walking the walk seem to be disjointed concepts at best. Actually, when it comes to sex, people generally don’t talk the talk at all, and most of us would probably remain happier if we didn’t really know how “well” we walk the walk. Normal people aside, though, Jana Jordan seems to be able to both quite well, with the predictable results we’re guessing. As confusing as most of life can be, we thought it a fine time to display some consistency. … Present company excepted, naturally, we will note that consistency isn’t a virtue if you suck. (Somebody should mention that to the Oakland Raiders and the St. Louis Rams, don’t you agree?) [FEATURED TAGS: Jana Jordan Video, Exclusive Video] |
| 10/10/09 | It seemed logical that after showing off some Pretty in Pink we ought reasonably demonstrate a Beautiful in Blue segment. After all, we’re nothing around here if not colorful. True, you might be able to find those that would characterize our approach as more dubious and erratic than colorful, but some people tend toward the very narrow-minded. Have you noticed? Besides, have you ever tried to find whimsy in even a very impressive black and white image? You can find drama, certainly, but fun requires a full spectrum view, which we clearly provide around here. And we needn’t exactly tell you who’s on tap to titillate today, we just have to say that we have Georgia on our Mind, and we’re not even thinking about Willie Nelson. Works for us. It probably will for you too. [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair] |
| 10/7/09 | Two Interns actually showed up to work most of the summer this year, but sadly they’ve both now had to return to school, presumably to learn how to do much more important things than we do around here. Were we better people, we’d take this opportunity to wish them well, thank them for their efforts, and assure them that we’d keep a spot open for them next year, due (no doubt) to their sterling character and exceptional skills. Now while all of that certainly qualifies as true, we are not “better people” per se, so we’re just jumping in with Juli, Kristal, and Dee — and demonstrating definitively what book-learning can cost one. Life’s full of lessons, isn’t it? [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Dee, Kristal Summers] |
| 10/3/09 | Did you hear the one about the newlyweds that forgot the difference between vaseline and putty? … Their windows fell out. … That old joke, much like all of life, really comes down to one’s perspective and how you approach any situation. If you want to know the truth, that single issue really helps keep the site fun to work on, and the people in the adult industry a unique pleasure to experience. Also, having spent some significant time last month visiting with an old friend, it seemed a good time to introduce everyone to a new one. Hey, if you can’t have deep meaning in your life, at least strive for symmetry. That’s always nice. [FEATURED TAGS: Reagan Conner Audio, Exclusive Audio] |
February 2006 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
July 2005 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
| 7/27/05 | Oh, boy … Now we’ve done it. For those of you that aren’t members of both sites, Michael (over at MichaelNinn.com obviously) recently wanted us to try putting D.Minion stories about his shoots over on his site too. Now we’ve always put them here if they inolved anyone we know and love, but a silly as it sounds Mr. Ninn sometimes does shoots that don’t include any Risqué women. I know. Crazy, huh? Anyway he loved the way it looked and the response it got, so now he wants us to do them for EVERY Ninn Worx shoot. Now it may not seem like it, but it’s a lot of work to post these stories the way we do, and since The Risqué Clan represents the major focus around here, we came up with a plan. We agreed to the task on the condition that y’all could see the “other” Ninn shoot stories too, and Michael agreed (happily, we might add). So today you get to see Porn Star which, although not technically starring anyone from our group, the movie does rather heavily relay on some personalities you may be very familiar with. That’s all we’ll say. We don’t mind helping Michael, but we’re still going to be nice about it. [FEATURED TAGS: Britney Skye, Kelly Taylor, Tory Lane, Malibu, Mia Smiles, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion] |
| 7/25/05 | One would think that working in the XXX Industry would be a fairly good job. Now we should probably dispell some myths here before we even get started, so “bare” [sic, we know] with us as we try not to ruin too many fantasies. … Hmm … This might be too large of a topic for a “New Stuff” lead-in, so let’s just go with the Bigee Myth: Women in the Porn Industry don’t actually have sex with anyone, anywhere, at the drop of a hat, or even trousers. OK. That’s over with. Actually this works exactly like most jobs. Everything gets old if you do it often enough. Honestly, the technical production of your favorite Adult Fare, probably wasn’t nearly as romantic as you might imagine. Put in more understandable terms, if you’re married it’s not that your spouse has “lost something” nearly so much as it is that you’re just really, really used to it. So don’t feel bad. (Do something about it, but don’t just sit around feeling bad.) More on point for the rest of us, as to today’s purposes we’ve called our wonderfully illustrated insights “Down in the Dolldrums” [still sic, we know]. Oh, and to cover that first point, “one would think that working in the XXX Industry would be a fairly good job.” One would still be right. [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair, Marlena, Sue Diamond, Michael Ninn] |
| 7/21/05 | What do you know, Night Calls has a new Tramp. (D.Minion’s going to kill me for that joke.) Actually before the next episode, we’re posting the behind the scenes on the last episode, which makes this the earliest we’ve been late all month. Basically, we’re going to quit while we’re behind here, but not before we point out the thumbnail below. Who says there is no love in Hollywood? [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Christy Canyon, Amy Ried Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion] |
| 7/20/05 | This photograph would be of Anais, as the knowledgeable among you have probably figured out already. Now doesn’t she look like she’s waiting for some type of explanation? Oddly enough it may not be the type of explanation you’re expecting, as we’re really mostly showing off Michele Morgan, Inari Vachs, and Evan Stone today, even as we’re talking about something else entirely. Have we mentioned it can be confusing around here? Better to just look at the pictures. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Vicca, Nikita, Taren Steele, Kristal Summers, Alexandra Silk, Inari Vachs, Michelle Morgan, Risque News Insight] |
| 7/17/05 | Y’all know about “Sneaky Pete?” … Well hopefully Michael doesn’t either, or if he does, hopefully he doesn’t read about him here. And if he does read about him here, hopefully he won’t read so far as to be able to make some Fragile connections. And if he does make those connections …. Well, this seems to be reaching a complicated structure rather quickly, don’t you think? How about this: Look at some really beautiful and talented people, but don’t tell anybody about it. Think of it as a football reference in honor of the upcoming season. Make sense so far? [FEATURED TAGS: Anna Karin, Nikki Blond, Jasmin, Dora Venter, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight] |
| 7/13/05 | Well we assume that figuring out what went wrong should make us feel better, but basically it just means that we have a lot of “fixing” to do. Sigh. Still, the first lost story that surfaced from technical oblivion happened to be D.Minion’s account of the same Innocence shoot that Lon had an account of … sort of. There were a couple of shoots going on at the same time, and DM (this time around) only accounted for ONE of the two while still managing to get in 280 pictures and over 6,000 words. This is one of those many, many words posts, y’all, so prepare yourselves while we go look for some more of what we lost. Don’t worry too much though: We’re only looking for lost stories. We gave up looking for our minds some time ago. Call this D.Minion’s take on “Innocence and Slutty Innocence.” Oh, and there was a tie in the voting for the thumbnail to include here, so we just used them both. They both seem rather indicative of D.Minion’s various views anyway … . [FEATURED TAGS: Alex Divine, Paola Rey Video, Sarah Blake, Wanda Curtis, Tiffany Tyler, Randy Wright, Felix Vicious, Kelly Kline Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion] |
| 7/11/05 | Hmm. Despite today’s date, we haven’t found very much “convenient” over the past weekend. Internal strife is never so annoying as when it has external ramifications. Fortunately, that’s all the philosophy for today. We’re suggesting you look at Kristal Summers (and Shay Sweet and Felecia) “In and Out of a Lot of Clothes.” We’re going to go research some old country rebellion remedies. Back soon … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Shay Sweet, Felecia] |
| 7/7/05 | Sometimes Lon just says it best. He had a chance to visit one of Michael’s sets a while back, and he had a camera with him (imagine that). Now we’re really not certain about what exposure methods this particular camera utilized, but there are naked girls in the pictures, so we assume Lon had some plan in mind. We do know that Long giggled a lot after this particular trip, but we really should stop talking about this now. We wouldn’t want to Wax Lon, Wax Off, after all. Lon does a bunch of that himself. This particular entry weighs in at upwards of 4,500 words, y’all … [FEATURED TAGS: Paola Rey, Wanda Curtis, Alex Devine, Cassie Young, Jennifer Luv, Marie Luv, Jasmine Byrne, Sarah Blake, Keri Sable, Fallon, Marlene, Tiffany Tyler, Randy Wright, Felix Vicious, Kelly Kline, Michael Ninn, Lon] |



























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