| 4/30/23 | 
GingerLynn Alyssa Lynn – Mia Austin – Kenna James – Diana Prince – Chantelle Fox – Rachel James… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 4/29/23 |  The majority of the people on the planet have likely been in a conversation where a friend brings up a topic that quickly leads to a tangent from two decades earlier. Not many of these people, however, will likely find themselves in the exact same chair as they were the first time this story came up — albeit sitting in front of a vastly superior computer. Fortunately for everyone here, we do not encourage you at this time to think about 20-year-old chairs. You might, however, want to think about Kristal Summers, Shayla LaVeaux, and Julia Ann. They may not make Architectural Digest any time soon, be each remains Art unto Herself. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Julia Ann] |
| 4/28/23 |  The “real” NFL Draft starts late today, in case you were confused by the 66 picks that come before the office favorite even gets a chance to crush some poor college player’s dreams of where he hoped he’d be drawing some huge salary finally. Truth be told, only a single person in the office really cares, but since he signs the checks, well, we all care. Mostly, though, we care about the Draft Day Bonus we’ve added to this time around. Superstars as pups certainly qualify as interesting, but Maverick as a pup too? That picture with Heather Vuur alone would be worth the price of admission. Of course Jenna fans might disagree. [STAR TAGS: Jenna Jameson Video, Eva Tiffany Video, Meghan Sweet, Hanna Reilly, Heather Vuur, Heather Vandeven] |
| 4/26/23 | 
247AdultStars Any bed. Any time.[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 4/25/23 | 
GingerLynn Rebel on the LOOZ[STAR TAGS: Alessandra Noir Exclusive Video] |
| 4/24/23 |  We have been trying to explain porn stars to people literally for decades now. No matter what you might guess, they are actually just like everybody else, with hopes, dreams, frustrations and plans. They’re just not shy. … Some of them, as it turns out, even like normal things like Hello Kitty, an understanding that brought our New Guard to begin coverage of Hello Titty 12 today. As it turns out, other than the clever pun, those two concepts really have nothing else in common. Go figure. [STAR TAGS: Asami Uemura Video] |
| 4/23/23 | 
ReelRisque Roam and Hearth pics | vid[STAR TAGS: Justine Joli Video, Jana Jordan Video, Michael Ninn]
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| 4/22/23 |  Simple math tells us (no matter how much we hate cussing in just the second word of a sentence) that on your first birthday you have actually begun your second year. Of course these minor nuances do not matter so much in the earlier years as they might in the later ones. Our conclusion thus far has been simply that not all birthdays are created equal. Some have Dee, for example, a condition that makes basically anything in life better. These might also include video references to fine achievements, making the age of the Assistant Director insignificant to the meaning. So, yeah … that. [STAR TAGS: Dee, Audrey Hollander Exclusive Video, Justine Joli Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
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| 4/20/23 |  Some people simply do not understand the warmth and serenity provided by an old pickup truck. Of course we feel sorry for those people if for no other reason than they get really upset if something dings their door in a parking lot. Then again, folks tend to prioritize a lot of silly things, so today we’ll ponder all the fun things one can store in the center console of an old pickup truck before considering an entirely different kind of “Serenity” in our quest. The Russell Wilson comments sure take on a new meaning all these years later, and yet the women remain as beautiful and vibrant as ever. Curious, that. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Dee, Kaylan Nicole Video, Serenity Video, Devinn Lane, Missy, Doria, Taylor Hayes, Natalia Forrest Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com ] |
| 4/19/23 | 
GingerLynn Poon Party Hearty[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Sharon Mitchell Video, Ami Rodgers Video, Bionca Video, Heather Wayne Video] |
| 4/17/23 | 
247AdultStars All That Kaz can B[STAR TAGS: Kaz B. Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 4/16/23 | 
Shayla Years in the Waiting[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Olivia Parrish] |
| 4/15/23 | 
GingerLynn In More Sane Times[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
| 4/12/23 | 
Cythereas Treks o’ Yore[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Ginger Lynn Exclusive Video] |
| 4/10/23 |  We all face literally hundreds of decisions in any given day. Granted, we do not even think about the vast majority of them, but there can be dozens of “reasons” that we decide upon a path we take — or do not take. Of course one does not often see quite beautiful people bopping about in the background — sort of — of an adult movie scene. Then again, allegedly Babe Runners had a seven-figure budget, so maybe they could simply afford a high-dollar temptation in their Kamikaze Replicant scene. If nothing else, it gives you something unusual — and quite lovely, as mentioned — to look at. It also adds a whole new meaning to going out with a bang. [STAR TAGS: Anna Lovato Video, Charlie Monaco Video, Jasmine Black Video]
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| 4/9/23 | 
GingerLynn Gina West – Roxy Jezel – Kelly Nichols – Hope – Christiana Cinn – Priya Rai… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 4/8/23 | 
GingerLynn The Butler Did Them[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Lynn Ray Video] |
| 4/7/23 | 
247AdultStars Rock that Fetish[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 4/6/23 |  As the NFL Draft approaches we decided to check out what Kristal Summers and Dee were doing a few years ago when we didn’t care about the draft then either. This happens in two situations, basically. When your team happens to be really good, by rule you end up drafting well into the crap shoot territory, no matter what hype or “round” that may be. When your team happens to suck even after trading away draft position so that it would not suck, well, then you really don’t care. We mean about the draft. Despite being decidedly into the “what the hell, somebody has to win the lottery” position before even getting a chance at new players in football, we still care about Kristal and Dee a lot. One needs priorities, you know. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Dee Exclusive Video] |
| 4/4/23 | 
GingerLynn Captivating in English | y en Español[STAR TAGS: Selma Sins Video] |
| 4/1/23 |  Traditionally one should post a super funny, completely and obviously absurd, update today. All of this would then be followed with the classic “April Fools!” … This exclamation serves, it seems, as complete validation for any horrible thing you might do, sort of a Trumpian Get Out of Anger Free card. Then we saw the Washington Post list of major corporate “Fools” and quickly decided, “Yeah … we cannot compete with that.” So we decided instead to highlight a decidedly not foolish lesbian adventure featuring Risqué Business favorite Charlie Laine — both in photographs and video. In this way, they cannot compete with us. … So neener-neener. We are a tad disappointed that the Panera Breadbowl Hot Tub was not real, though. Sigh. [STAR TAGS: Charlie Laine Video, Zoey Holloway Video] |
April 2023 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
Stars:Alessandra Noir| Ami Rodgers| Asami Uemura| Audrey Hollander| Bionca| Chantelle Fox| Charlie Laine| Cytherea| Dee| Devinn Lane| Doria| Eva Tiffany| Ginger Lynn| Hanna Reilly| Heather Vandeven| Heather Vuur| Heather Wayne| Jana Jordan| Jenna Jameson| Juli Ashton| Justine Joli| Kaylan Nicole| Kaz B.| Kristal Summers| Lynn Ray| Meghan Sweet| Michael Ninn| Missy| Natalia Forrest| Selma Sins| Serenity| Sharon Mitchell| Shayla LaVeaux| Taylor Hayes| Zoey Holloway
Year:2023
Month:April
When you make your living having sex with other beautiful people, it makes sense to place personal grooming high on your list of important activities. And being a good Colorado girl — environmentally aware, and dedicated to reducing her carbon footprint while working to provide a better planet for future generations — it only makes sense to conserve precious resources whenever possible. 
We probe deep into the psyche of the contemporary adult film star today — or more accurately they do this themselves, on their own … per ipsum, if you will. Of course by “psyche” we mean something else, of course. Also “probe” may not be the best word choice for what they are doing, so we pretty much mean something else by that too. Fortunately all the insights into the mind of early Michael Ninn happen to be spot on. We do not understand them either, though, come to think of it. So by “spot on” we mean something else too. You’d best see for yourself. She Thinks No One[’]s Watching. [STAR TAGS: Aspen Ora Video, Aidra Foxx Video, Jessie Volt Video, Jennifer White Video, Kari Video, Molly Manson Video, Aiden Ashley Video, Michael Ninn]
Until earlier today this writer never really gave much thought to what an application to have sex with Shayla might require. Of course even without reading D.Minion’s account of Ric in Baltimore, or looking at any of the pictures as a matter of fact, I can tell you with confidence that I will look forward to the next round of hiring with 
Having taken a quick poll in the office, it turns out that not one of us can name a single person that has ever darned their socks. Nor can we think of anyone that still makes them with yarn. Despite this evolution into the modern age, though, we nonetheless ended up with 
Some of us are old enough to remember when “1984” seemed like a long time into the future. (Those same people remember a single family telephone mounted on a kitchen wall and sporting like a 50′ cord, but that would be a different story.) The point here being that whenever an author puts a date in a title, civilization will eventually reach that date, at which point many people will spend a bunch of time critiquing the accuracy of the predictions — fictional or not. Now that “could” have been the goal of Space 2077 when they envisioned it, but honestly probably not. They basically make only one extremely safe presumption with the movie. In 2077 people will still be having sex — although they may not be talking much. [STAR TAGS: Brooke Banner Video, Mandy Bright Video, Justine Joli Video, Ander Page Video, Haley Paige Video, Diamond Foxxx Video, Kimberly Kane Video]
Team sports can lead to some very close relationships. In theory, working with others towards a common goal instills all sorts of important traits in one which will be useful later in life when pesky things like hips and knees start to have other opinions about what exactly constitutes reasonable behavior for a particular body. Of course on women’s teams all the players are gay — or at the very least bisexual — because … well, basically because narrow-minded men cannot wrap their little heads around a competitive nature being present in anything without a penis unless it involves a decided attraction to those without one. Men are simple little idiots, are they not? On the other hand, it can make for some darned pretty movie scenes, like one with 
Come to find out, some companies do care enough about their story to do more than simply fade to black and roll credits after the last sex scene in the movie finishes. Granted, the fact that both 
All in all it seems like a bad idea to go around pissing off deities, even if they’re really new ones, and may not have that whole “zotting” thing down yet. That said, it turns out to be a really bad idea to irritate Those That Delegate Deities, like our own lovely (and ever-so-forgiving) D.Minion. In fact, our trespass turned out to be so egregious that you may not even notice the 80 pictures or the 10+ minute video of Shayla
Giving an adult movie the title “Erotica” seems a bit like calling one of the Fast and the Furious franchise shows Car Chase. … That said, a slight possibility exists that movie producers in this industry do not have cleverness first and foremost on their minds during the movie naming process. In fact, they could be subtly indicating that a vast difference exists between copulation and love, between elegant expression and raw fornication. Still, we’re going with the first option in our 
We really do listen to members around here, which probably seems odd in this day of thousands of sites being run by only dozens of companies. On the other hand, we have hardly ever been what one might characterize as “typical” in any fashion. Consequently when enough people sent emails expressing an interest in an entirely new section serving as a 
When we set out to do the Welcome to the Valley SERIES late last fall, we kind of figured that by the time we wrapped it up this summer, sanity would have returned to the country and things would have loosened up a bit in our everyday lives. We thought we could celebrate the conclusion. … Yeah, well, we should have finished three weeks ago, because we’re all headed down Insanity Trail again — or UP the COVID Contamination one, depending upon how you look at it. At least we have a lot of 
If you wish to have proper English tea, you should definitely try to get Tanya Tate to prepare a proper 
We have not paid nearly enough 
In the remarkably desperate for plot series that has been dwindling down the past couple of months here, Welcome to the Valley finds itself against a backdrop of the AVN convention in Las Vegas this time around. Now to call the AVN attempt at a virtual presentation in 2021 a failure would be a huge insult to failures everywhere, so we will not go down that road at all today. Instead we will point out that with in-person events AVN has some history to rely upon. They’re better at those. When our own (admittedly virtual) in-person dalliance involves 
You will see a lot of talk amongst magazines that feature naked women about “empowering” those models to be unashamed about their nudity and how these publications allow these women to assert their control over their own bodies by 
Should they wish to “parody” — or more likely extrapolate from — a point in history, production companies go through a perhaps surprising amount of effort when it comes to casting. That said, the adult industry does not find itself blessed with foreign actors that can pull off flawless American accents à la House or more to this point, Nashville. You’d think then that Bluebird might have chosen a different “Clide” for 
Some things in life happen to be great fun. Other things, not so much. While we’ll not always have Paris with some of the people in memory today, 
Ah, the things we do in order to avoid the things we do not want to do. Have you ever thought that if you just sort of zoomed out your perspective and looked at your life choices as a whole you might better be able to undertake any course corrections you find necessary? … Yeah, we never do that either. Sounds like it has great potential to be rather depressing, does it not? 
Students tend to be popular topics in adult film, although to be honest, few of us ever attended class with very many people that looked like your average porn star. On the other hand, we must value education in whatever form it takes we have always thought around Risqué, even if such learning comes at the expense of perhaps more sophisticated brain function. Hey, experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted. Right? And despite not exactly competing intellectually with some of the higher math courses you may have attended in your youth, not everything can be about mental pursuits. Besides, 
We tend to place a high value on education around here, although a few of us might disagree with traditional educational “values” as strictly applied. It seems like the historical foundations of institutions that seek to provide higher learning by their own definition get in the way of truly providing it. The very systems necessary to go about providing the opportunities to learn manage to exclude the very individuals that might challenge and improve the system itself. Traditions firmly and blindly held will impede evolution required to generate the free thinking that will move society beyond the petty political squabbles we all witness today. … Perhaps the producers of today’s even felt this way too and were demonstrating these intricate concepts via their art. Or maybe they just thought, “Wow. 
As we understand it, there will be an American football game tomorrow of Super proportions. They will perform this event in a “Bowl” stadium, even though this one has a roof on it — which would make it quite difficult to get your milk on your Frosted Flakes if you get quite literal about it. Rumor even has it that some people will watch the athletic event instead of just the commercials and that guy from The Voice on at half time, although that group will be in the distinct minority around this office. Still, it seemed appropriate to kick off this other event with the