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October 2006 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

10/31/08

We have a lot of wonderful posts around here. (Right?) But we don’t always have wonderfully timed posts around here. Part of the nature of a true “reality in the porn business” site happens to be that schedules can change rapidly – and frequently. We don’t do the typical “print every press release you can find about the business and then try to sell advertising space on your site” sort of approach that almost all of the adult sites do these days. We just try to provide a meek little “Adult Diary” (remember that name you old timers?) of what happens in our little neck of the woods (or whatever body part seems pertinent that particular day). So imagine our surprise when we woke up and somebody on The Today Show mentioned that it’s Halloween. Gee. You’d think we’d notice something like that, at least you would if you didn’t understand the chaos that occasionally defines our existence. Still, we changed the plan once again because there’s really nothing more apropos for this particular day than “Dee & Demon Dog” …. You can see that, right? … Maybe we’ll use today’s plan for tomorrow, or maybe by tomorrow the plan will change again and we’ll have to postpone it to some future time, at which point we’ll undoubtedly say, “Didn’t we put that up yesterday?” Sadly, we’re occasionally like that too. Ah, well … Tomorrow, tomorrow, we love ya, tomorrow … Maybe we should write music. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Dee making a hollow weenie.
10/27/06

What do you know? We already have Day Two from Fem: L’Amour ready for your inspection. This time around we’ve got the promised pictures of Heather Vuur and Justine Joli (along with Karlie Montana in that particular scene), and then D.Minion covers the uncovered lasses Marlie Moore, Samantha Ryan, Faith Leon, and Daisy Layne. All in all it’s our usual bevy of beauties along with some “absolutely perfect” lighting. Read all about it, or just look at the pictures. Whatever. [FEATURED TAGS: Heather Vuur, Heather Vandeven, Justine Joli, Karlie Montana, Marlie Moore, Samantha Ryan, Faith Leon, Daisy Layne, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Justine & Heather, playful to say the least.
10/25/06

Lon sent in his pictures from The Gathering and soon they will be selling for millions of dollars. If you want to understand the logic behind that, you’ll have to read today’s post. If, however, you’d prefer just seeing Justine Joli in various states of undress (all in California, ironically) doing various “things” to herself, then at least this will be much easier to understand. If you can’t be deep and philosophical, at least you should have gorgeous naked women; that’s our theory. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Justine Joli Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, Lon, Mr. Moto]

Dee looks fairly clear in thumbnail view.
10/22/06

Well, we’re a little lighter in the salary column than we were a week ago (or we will be in a month), but sometimes people get just a little too comfortable, a little too quickly, you know? Then they begin taking liberties, and don’t even understand enough to ask a simple question when we patiently explain that they are not John Stewart Mill. Ah, well …. Consequently, we begin today with “Day One” of D.Minion’s BTS coverage of Fem: L’Amour and we’ll fill in the rest soon. Now this thumbnail, in case you’re wondering, happens to picture a vintage foot massager. Honestly, it has nothing whatsoever to do with Heather Vuur, Angie Savage, Kimberly Kane, or even Kellemarie; it does, however, appear in the coverage of those uncovered on this day. With some people it’s easier to just move along than try to explain. We’ve been hitting our collective heads against the wall so much we fear harming the foundation. [FEATURED TAGS: Heather Vuur, Heather Vandeven, Angie Savage, Kellemarie, Kimberly Kane, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

No. It's not a pretty girl.
10/19/06

Today we have Lon’s take (and D.Minion’s comments) on The Gathering. Sometimes you need to be careful about the adjectives that you choose, because you don’t want to give the wrong impression. Those grammar aficionados out there will quickly recognize that this first sentence has no adjectives. Make of that what you will. … Oh, and if you’re wondering where we got the unusual thumbnail for this post, you’ll have to check out the entry. Just like Sacred Sin there is a “secret code” somewhere in the story that tells you the answer to this burning question. Unlike Sacred Sin, however, you will not win a free autographed Eddie Van Halen guitar if you are the first to guess the answer. Sorry. On the upside, also unlike Sacred Sin, this “code” is just written in plain English, so it’s really not that hard to figure out. You take the bad with the good in life. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Kristal Summers, Stormy Daniels, Jessica Drake, Heather Vandeven, Heather Vuur, Ruby Flame, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

This is neither Lon nor D.Minion.
10/18/06

Sometimes you just need to take a break. For example if you’re innocently looking at coming in to work and putting together a festive look at being on the set of Fem: L’Amour and then somebody runs up before you even sit down and says they’re “not done with the 339 pictures yet, and don’t bug me about it.” And then you hear loud cursing sounds from an office close by that says “10,000 f**king words?” And then the normally unflappable computer dude happens by without the heretofore ubiquitous cup of coffee, and says (for the very first time you’ve ever heard, ever) “I’m not sure if I can do anything with these mpeg files for Friday. … Clearly drastic and frantic solutions were in order, and the Big-Boss-Hog-Honcho’s off in meeting today. … Immediately a stunningly simple solution came to mind, involving a simply stunning Anais. … Don’t you love it when a different plan comes together? [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Exclusive Video, Maverick, Michael Ninn]

Anais all wet.
10/15/06

Whew! We’re finally back to work after the big office move. Things always seem easier looking forward than they do looking back, but sometimes looking back can be fun, particularly when you get a chance to see secret stuff like today. Now that we’re back at it, we thought we’d start with something special. You’ll like it. [FEATURED TAGS: Eddie Van Halen, Stormy Daniels, Lorraine Sisco, Angel Cassidy, Jessica Drake, Monica Mayhem, Marlie Moore, Jezebelle Bond, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Stormy and two friends. This is part of the stuff you'll like.

June 2006 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

6/29/06

We have a curiously brief report on Erotica LA today, possibly having something to do with D.Minion’s sudden (and almost unexplained) incapacity. Gee. We just can’t figure out what happened. But there are 60 pictures here, and some video clips of items seen at the show that almost uniformly have no practical application. Come to think of it, that pretty much defines our goal in life. Hmm. [FEATURED TAGS: Erotica LA, Lorraine Sisco, Julia Ann, Jessica Drake, Christy Canyon, Ginger Lynn, Exclusive Video, Lon, D.Minion]

If the shoe fits ...
6/25/06

LA Erotica was actually a bit wackier this year than it has been historically, and we’re blaming D.Minion. That seems fair since she’s been hanging out with Lorraine Sisco altogether too much and has plastered us with 310 pictures, a secret mpeg, and 3000+ words covering the bizarre second day of Lorraine’s The Catalyst. These two women should quit hanging out so much together, and so we’ve decided just to tie DM to a chair in the office, or maybe to one at her house so she could commune with her cat. We’re definitely breaking her keyboard, so enjoy these Mega-Epics while you can. Some day we’ll look back on this and laugh … She swears. [FEATURED TAGS: Lorraine Sisco, Faith Leon, Daisy Marie, Adriana Sage, Emily Marilyn, Marie Luv, Jassie, D.Minion]

Lorraine and one of the more compliant models.
6/20/06

It’s a bit of nostalgia, with stories of a young Devinn Lane, and it’s a bit of awe, as we look at all the Wicked Pictures can do with a DVD release, and it’s more than a bit of the shamelessness that makes us loveable that we’re offering today. Well, maybe we’re not loveable, per se, but that’s really the only word we could think of on the spur of the moment, and we didn’t want to delay you any further from D.Minion’s review of Wicked’s Camp Cuddly Pines Power Tool Massacre. Don’t pay attention to us when there are beautiful naked women to look at for goodness sake …. [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, Jessica Drake, Stormy Daniels, D.Minion]

This is another picture of Heather Vuur, who has absolutely nothing to do with today's story, but dang ain't she pretty?
6/19/06

Well don’t everyone fall off of their chairs or anything, but we’re back again. The new system seems to be working remarkably well (although we’ll almost certainly regret saying that). We’re going with just a typical little D.Minion story today, this being her “pre-production observations” of Sacred Sin. We looked at the entire story in Word and learned, much to our dismay, that the entire discourse covers some 10,027 words. Since a picture is worth a thousand words, our immediate suggestion was to just give y’all a dozen pictures and let you keep the change. D.Minion’s look was not one of adoration at this suggestion, however. So we’re breaking it up, and we promise to get through it all – if for no other reason than everyone here is pretty much afraid of D.Minion. Women in their 40’s get a little scary you know … . [FEATURED TAGS: Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Not a comment on the American political system at all. ... Really. ... Swear. ...
6/18/06

This isn’t so much a “let’s see if this works” kind of thing as it is a “OK. Fine. We’ve been promising you we’d do this since the Dark Ages (translation: Before Sacred Sin), so now we’re finally doing it.” sort of thing. That said, we still ended up with a rather intimate portrayal of a Fine English Lass named Faye, courtesy of our friend Maverick. Granted, Mav sometimes forgets to focus, and he never once looked into the background of the shot, but considering what Faye was doing and what she was (or was not) wearing, we can kind of understand the scattered approach. For an evolved amateur, Maverick seems to be catching on just fine. He even included a couple of variations on a video theme that we’re just going to stop talking about now, and for the record, we’re just going to assume he’s not the “P” in “POV” … . [FEATURED TAGS: Faye Rampton Video, Exclusive Video, Maverick]

Faye, with an apparent chill in the air.
6/17/09

Experimentations and Confirmations continue as we struggle desperately to find something to serve the dual purpose of being interesting for you, and giving us a chance to stretch the limits of our server capabilities. The first video footage of Michael Ninn’s big movie for 2007 and the first explicit images of New Ninn Contract Star Heather Vuur seemed like they might suffice. Hey, you make do with what you have to; that’s what we always say. It’s a dirty job … . [FEATURED TAGS: Heather Vurr Video, Heather Vandeven Video, Jassie Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Heather apparently ponders ...
6/17/06

Those of you that have been members for awhile will recognize the “Gee, we tried to automate the mechanics here, and we’re just sufficiently weird in the way we approach the web that even really smart web people can’t figure out how to fit us into any sort of automatic database system.” Ah, well. Quite honestly this isn’t the first area in life where we’ve continued to learn that we just don’t fit in all that well. … So we’re back to the old “do it by hand” method, and we’ve got to run through the variety of different types of posts that we do in order to be sure everything’s back to normal — well, normal to us. You can start today to see if things Clique for you as they have for many people (judging from sales of the title), and we’ll move along to the next “hand-crafted” category. You know, if you find yourself in this sort of situation in your own lives, you might just start considering yourself an “artisan” like we’ve decided to do; it beats the heck out of the “Gawd, I’m a dinosaur.” sort of philosophy. [FEATURED TAGS: Tall Goddess, Jenaveve Jolie, Teanna Kai, Katie Morgan, Tyra Banxxx, Jamie Huxley, Charlotte Stockely, Somaya, Havannah Ginger, Lorraine Sisco]

Katie Morgan likes artisans.
6/6/06

Carol will now be officially happy, as still images accompany the video footage today. … We’re back, as you can tell, and that was an E-Ticket Ride and a Half, truth be told. We’re teasing a bit of Sacred Sin today (that was the movie Michael just shot) and we’re giving you even more insight on Heather (and Jassie, and Dee, and Nevaeh, and Monica Mayhem, and etc.) and because D.Minion insisted we’ve even included a picture of Nick Manning naked. … Ahem. … You owe us for this one, Carol. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Heather Vuur Video, Heather Vandeven Video, Jassie, Nevaeh, Monica Mayhem, A.J. Bailey, Brooke, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minon]

Heather Vuur, as it turns out.

January 2006 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

1/29/06

Call it a hunch, but we’re thinking we’ve got the first of a few of the “Seen on the AEE 2006 Scene” reports here. We’re trying to start everyone off easy by not subjecting you to the feared mass of a typical D.Minion elucidation on the annual event in Las Vegas, so we figured we’d start with lil’ ol’ SteveD – a man of few words and many pictures – a man, in other words, close to the hearts of many members. So if you’re looking for Kristal Summers, Juli Ashton, Christy Canyon, Julia Ann, or anyone else that might hang out at a porn convention, well, so was Steve. And all of the women seemed very happy to pose for Steve. He must be a very kind man. In a past life, maybe SteveD was Ghandi. Hey, it’s possible … [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, Kristal Summers, Juli Ashton, Christy Canyon, Julia Ann, Jessica Drake, Alana Evans, Steve]

Porn Pose 101
1/28/06

All in all, waking up every morning to the sounds and smells of the Pacific Ocean beats the heck out of waking up to the sounds and smells of millions of automobiles. Still, if you have to hang out in Los Angeles it doesn’t hurt to hang out with Miko Tan and Eva Angelina, particularly when you can make fun of the folks from the city. Out here, let’s just say we had a Fabulous time. Inside, of course, you’ll see (and read if you’re so inclined) much more … um … detail. It’s all about “d” tail around here, y’all. Speaking of tales, just when you think you’ve heard everything in this business, you realize you’re wrong. Now I’ve been in the XXX industry for 15 years now, and even I get suprised. While on this Ninn Shoot, one of the male performers looked over to the monitors and said, “She’s too tight.” Understandably confused, the young Director looked at me and asked what to do. Naturally I gave the most obvious answer that came to mind. “Give me her phone number,” I suggested. One need always maintain perspective I’ve learned. [FEATURED TAGS: Eva Angelina, Mika Tan, Lyla Lei, Ashley Brooks, Michael Ninn]

Eva, bending over frontwards to help.
1/23/06

It occurs to us that some people may need something to take their mind off of fumbles, interceptions, general embarrassment and overall ickiness. In our vast experience with these feelings of sadness, we’ve found that Anais can be a dandy diversion. If, for example, you have some stunning exclusive pictures of Anais practicing her modeling on a country set, and then you have visual evidence of Anais being somewhat skilled at self-satisfaction, you might be able to avoid burning everything orange and blue in your wardrobe. Today, for example, is just such a day. Whew. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Anais
1/22/06

Have you ever felt like important things just take an eternity to come to fruition? Well as it turns out a lot of things come (at least as a sort of fruition) in Wicked’s Eternity, and because we know people that know people we can tell you some things about it. For example Julia Ann’s horse didn’t really die in this movie, nor did our buddy Eric Masterson. See how important it is to keep up to date around here? [FEATURED TAGS: Eye of The Beholder and Eternity (Stormy Daniels, Jessica Drake, Kaylani Lei)]

Hanging for an “Eternity” with Julia Ann might be a good idea.
1/20/06

Sometimes the simplest things in life can make all of the difference, can’t they? Take for example a week where you get stuck doing all sorts of really un-sexy things like upgrading servers and checking php code for a new catalogue system that no one else is even going to know is there if it works right. And then say you still have like 70,000 images from the Vegas convention to go through (well, there probably aren’t that many, but there are a lot) and some of them are quite frankly just a little oogey. When you’re having a week like that, it turns out Monique Alexander can just brighten your whole day. Come to think of it, she’s always pretty much had that effect on the office. It’s probably because she’s a very nice person. That must be it. [FEATURED TAGS: Monique Alexander, Michael Ninn]

Nice little Monique
1/16/05

Woo-Hoo! In going through some of the current “tasks” for the folks over at michaelninn.com we happened across some devilishly fun clips of our old friend Shayla LaVeaux. Naturally, we blatently coopted these little diddies for our own use as well because we Risqué are a loyal bunch … and we have historically enjoyed sexy naked women too. OK. So maybe we’re not all that complicated. Still, simple things are good. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Shayla - apparently on the menu today.
1/15/05

Well, we’re still going through a bazillion pictures and mpegs from the recent AEE show, and we finally took a break to let everyone know we’re still alive, despite having had to listen to all of the sportcasters across the country explaining how wonderful the Indianapolis Colts are, and how sadly overrated the Denver Broncos are. Odd, that. More to the point, however, we took some time to put together a quick set of Kristal Summers hanging around the hotel room, when she wasn’t hanging around the convention. True, we mostly did this to torment Maverick, but the rest of you might as well enjoy it too. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]

Captivating Kristal Summers
1/9/06

Apparently while we were gone the “New Year’s” post (below) kept appearing and disappearing. Not being sure what exactly happened, we decided to blame it on Gremlins, since we don’t want to waste all of our “Blame it on D.Minion” chits this early in the year. That said, we’re trying something different, which for us generally means we’re going to end up in a place completely different from the one we imagined we’d end up when we set out, but at least we’re used to that. So read a bit about acceptance speeches, weird politics, theories on Jenna Jameson, and drunken compatriots. And watch out for Pirates. [FEATURED TAGS: Pirates (Janine, Jesse Jane, Carmen Luvana)]

Little Bitty picture of Janine and some other people.
1/2/06

Consider these our New Year’s Nudity Resolutions. Now these are a lot like regular New Year’s Resolutions, but they’re a lot more fun to keep. If you factor in Juli Ashton, Nikita, Vicca, and some (close, it seems) friends of theirs, you get one dandy equation that will hopefully keep y’all busy for the week we’ll be away in Las Vegas mingling, mixing, doing interviews and taking pictures … basically doing all the fun stuff Maverick doesn’t get to this year. If you have to struggle through these tedious work exercises, at least you should be able to taunt your friends about it. Hmm. That’s another fine New Year’s Resolution, come to think of it.  [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Vicca Video, Nikita Video, Nici Sterling Video, Exclusive Video]

Nikita ... probably quite resolved.

October 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

10/31/03

Very little in modern life has done as much for the hallowed weenie as Playboy TV’s Night Calls. Consequently, today seemed like the perfect day to post the most recent of D.Minion’s mental mastications on Juli’s long-running series. Apparently being hit with a sausage constitutes the most terrifying thing our poor Superstar has ever experienced — and this includes working for Gregory Dark. Truth is stranger than fiction. Oh, and by the way, her keys were apparently vaporized by aliens, tested, and then replaced in the bag where they were supposed to be. If you read the story, that will make sense … probably. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Amber Michaels, D.Minion]

Even Juli Ashton gets the Blues ...
10/27/03

We should have seen it coming. We were foolish, and we feel bad. As a great portion of the Los Angeles area burns tonight, we feel like we should have been able to warn people. Let’s see what we know. 1) Smoke follows beauty. 2) Southern California is beautiful. 3) Ergo …

While we’re off feeling bad about not seeing this sooner, you might console yourself with the very first nude pictures ever taken of Ninn Worx’ Superstar-to-be, Anais. If you have a cool connection, and can be patient, you can also check out her First Video Diary Entry. This is going to be all the rage soon, but you will have heard it here first, and that makes us special no matter what anyone else says.

Now, we’re going to call Governor Elect Schwarzenegger and apologize for not warning him. We hope he forgives us. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Exclusive Video]

Anais Buttresses her claim to fame.
10/25/03

You should take two things from this episode of Ninn Worx Weekend. First off, if you’re going to get lost it might be a really good idea to do it with Wanda Curtis, as Lost Angels: Wanda Curtis will prove in a few weeks. Secondly, and most importantly, sometimes it’s prudent to just click on the little camera icon at the top of the page and jump to the pictures. Who wants to read about economic concepts anyway? [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Wanda Curtis, Venus, Michael Ninn]

Wanda Curtis and Anais prove life is not fair.
10/24/03

We’ve got Kristal Naked in Hollywood doin’ DaBone. We’ve got DM on set, so we’ve also pictures of Dee involving gratuitous nudity. We’re thinking it’s a fine way to get a jump on the weekend. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Dee, Kylie Ireland, Nina Hartley, Keri Windsor]

Adorable Kristal Summers, sans DaBone
10/23/03

Even for us we’ve got an unusual amount of entertainment value. Of course the fact that we’ve also got pictures of Kristal Summers, Dee, Georgia, Anais, and Angel Cassidy doesn’t hurt anything. We take a stretch across time in today’s post, calling it “Mammory Lane, an Historic Risqué Perspective.” We crack ourselves up. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Angel Cassidy, Georgia Adair, Anais, Dee, Jessica Drake, Stormy Daniels, Nina Hartley, D.Minion]

Serious Artists: Angel Cassidy and Anais
10/21/03

As those of us in Southern California weather a brutal “Indian Summer,” the rest of the country seems to be enjoying remarkably pleasant weather. Well it won’t last y’all. I used to have a t-shirt that said, “I’m drunk, but you’re ugly. In the morning I’ll be sober.” The same sort of sentiment (meant only in the nicest way, of course) applies here. Like it or not, the vast majority of you will soon be battling ice storms and shoveling snow. Bleh. So we’re starting a series of reminiscent posts today from the tropical lands of Jamaica. Hopefully Becca can start your heaters warming, and if you’re really lucky, you have a “Becca” of your own than can keep those fires stoked. If you don’t, well, it sucks to be you, dude. (And we mean that, too, in only the nicest way.) Either way, it’s Becca-Time … [FEATURED TAGS: Becca, Juli Ashton, Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs]

Not Pictured: Juli Ashton, Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs. But you can find them in the photos!
Becca's Web Site
Remember to visit our buddy Becca too.
10/18/03

We thought we’d pop right up with a Ninn Worx Weekend that doesn’t remind very many of us of “Home Movies.” For some people out there, Anais and her supporting bevy of beauties might be just another adornment around the house, but we’re thinking most of us won’t ever really be in that position. For those of you that do happen to have stunning accoutrement like Anais around your home, well, we hate you, but we mean that (too) in the nicest way. The rest of us will just have to use our imagination, and today Michael has helped us with that. There are worse ways to start a weekend. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Wanda Curtis, Mandy Bright, Ashley Long, Naomi Marcella, Luci Lee, Sharon Wild, Michael Ninn]

Not Anais, but not at all bad ...
10/17/03

Slightly over a month ago we managed to muddle through yet another Members’ Party, and the folks that attended are still writing in. We put together three accounts here, so get ready for a lengthy ride. This encompasses 17 pages and includes 170+ pictures, 4 silly videos, and highlights the somewhat painful reality that those of us who are not professional models actually don’t look the same in pictures as those of us that in fact are. It’s a little bit like home movies, so don’t feel you have to study every nuance; you’re perfectly OK if you just want to see the 75 or so pictures of what mere mortals look like covered in beautiful naked porn stars. For our part, we’re just glad we kept our promise and didn’t mention that at one point in the weekend’s festivities Billy Glide ordered up $65 worth of coffee to the suite. Oops. Oh, and somehow this thumbnail just jumped out at us. Maybe you had to have been there … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Anais, Angel Cassidy, Bert, Harry, XXX, Maverick, Mike, Brian, Craig, Berno, Exclusive Video, Carol, Lon, Steve, D.Minion]

Not Pictured: Dee, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Anais, and Angel Cassidy
10/16/03

Our computer guru and the “fearless leader” reminisce in “Elder, but why, Sir?” In addition to this 1980’s rambling, however, we thoughtfully included 22 photos of Inari Vachs, whose name rhymes with “fox” for good reason. It’s ever an odd day around here … That’s what makes it fun. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, Juli Ashton, Becca, Kristal Summers, Dee, Wendy Divine, Cheyenne Silver]

She's a brick, house ...
10/15/03

We’ve got stockings, long gloves and 1940’s regalia. We’ve also got glass dildos, daisy chains, and one spectacular return for SEASON TEN of Night Calls. October 1st kicked off the new ride, and D.Minion was there to witness the lovely and talented Juli Ashton fall off of the couch while assuming the position for her birthday spanking. We’re certain it was all part of the plan, and we’re equally certain that various Hollywood types will understand the subtle sentiment that Juli’s putting forth in the picture below with her co-host Tiffany Granath. (Of course you’ll have to be a member to truly appreciate what Juli thinks of these industry nay-sayers, since this picture doesn’t blow up.) Who says women over 30 can’t be on television in Hollywood? [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Monique Alexander, Faith Grant, D.Minion]

Juli's views on traditional Hollywood wisdom.
10/10/03

Today’s Ninn Worx Weekend raises complicated thoughts regarding the nature of time and the variable presence of the Fourth Dimension. It demonstrates the presence of a greater message, perhaps a greater plan. Since it features Anais in Fetish: I Know Your Dreams (due to be released in two weeks to the public), it also probably “raises” an altogether different kind of “presence” too. Trust us, but see for yourself … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Wanda Curtis, Mandy Bright, Ashley Long, Naomi Marcella, Luci Lee, Sharon Wild, Michael Ninn]

Anais, by any other name ...
10/9/03

Most members probably don’t realize how much work a woman puts into having a web site of her own. That’s probably why most of them end up just letting some company do the work for them, and settle for a miniscule percentage of the “pie” … as it were. Julia Ann reigns as one of the top exceptions to this rule, and since yesterday was her birthday, we thought we’d give her a little traffic present to publicly state how much we admire her continued dedication to her site over the years. The fact that she invited Inari Vachs down to her promotional shoot day didn’t hurt our feelings either, and isn’t this just the perfect sort of present, one that you can share with your friends? If anyone out there wants to donate one of the new H2 Hummers as an office vehicle, we promise to share too. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Inari Vachs]

Inari Vachs, with a “naturale” flair ...
Julia Ann's Web Site
Go see our buddy, and tell her happy birthday!
10/6/03

While many people believe that there are in fact no new things under the sun, we’re figuring technology may finally have diminished some of the accuracy in relatively aged opinions. We’re almost certain, for example, that Shakespeare never anticipated a day where thousands upon thousands of couples could play “Romeo and Juliet” each evening and broadcast the evidence to untold millions of viewers via something as Orwellian as the “World Wide Web.” Fortunately, those grander questions have no bearing on today’s post. We have some new entries into the “Dear Readers Speak” and one amazing man has been so kind as to offer a truly “one-of-a-kind” bonus for members. We can only say here that it involves unique Night Calls memorabilia; well, we could say more, but hasn’t this gone on long enough? [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls Yearbook, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Wendy Divine, Georgia Adair, Amber Michaels, Michelle Michaels, Amanda Lexx, Mike]

We're all “years” here ...
10/5/03

Half-Time shows are getting all but useless these days, so we thought we’d throw up a quick little diversion. We culled these shots out of the set when putting together our Anais post a couple of days ago, but they seemed interesting enough not to discard. So take a quick look at nine shots capturing a moment in time in the making of Fem: Diva. And look at the bright side: At least the Jets aren’t going to lose today. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Michael Ninn]

As the fog clears ...
10/3/03

This Ninn Worx Weekend has an educational flair, so you might just want to skip it. Of course that would mean that you’d miss what Anais can do in just four minutes, which basically serves most effectively to illustrate the point that life just isn’t fair. Still, after you enjoy “A Window and One Sole” you might not even care. There are many worse places to be other than right here. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Michael Ninn]

Anais getting a leg up on the competition.