Filed Under: Audrey Hollander
December 2021 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
12/31/21 | We tend not to publish our Adult Entertainment Expo diaries right after we get back, because all the adult press does that. Everyone was at the same convention, and even though our coverage clearly represents the most clever and insightful — not to mention hands down the most fun — people might be bored and not even click on the story if we got lumped in with everybody else. So we save ours until just before we leave for the next event. That drums up excitement for us, and at least theoretically for the members. Well, as we got ready to publish our 2020 coverage, um, COVID happened. Then there was no next convention. And now there is no next convention again. (We do not really count virtual conventions, because, well, those suck.) So we decided to post Lon and Gibby’s Report from 2020 on the last day of 2021. We consider it a move to bring about good luck for future conventions, and honestly it was a lot easier than trying to find a virgin to sacrifice around here. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Taylor Hayes, Rayveness, Georgia Adair, jessica drake, Victoria Zdrok, Kenna James, Riley Reid, Katie Morgan, Ana Foxxx, Ginger Lynn, Christy Canyon, Jenna Jameson, Stormy Daniels, Misty Stone, AEE 2020 Video] |
12/30/21 |
ReelRisque Two for One | pics[STAR TAGS: Akubi Video, Yuma Video, Takashi Video] |
12/28/21 |
GingerLynn Turning Pages in Film & Music Video[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
12/27/21 | Generally when one ceases being mystified, a sense of joy and clarity overwhelms the body. No we’re not suggesting that you will not feel joy — and perhaps other — overwhelming feelings as you wrap up your Mystified (the movie) journey. Odds are very good you will feel some, well, very good things overall. One should not expect “clarity” in any fashion, however. Crude nursery rhymes, though, we definitely have those. And the ever-lovely Venus, we have her as well. [STAR TAGS: Venus Video] |
12/26/21 |
GingerLynn Nikki Phoenix – Dayton Rains – Tessa Lane – Beverly Lynne – Alyssa Lynn – Ruby Reyes… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
12/25/21 | We picked this day to debut this particular “TOC” movie for a very simple reason. Without any shopping at all, we can let you in on the gift that all but the most jaded of males will enjoy more than any other. Outboard Evinrudes, Shimano fishing reels, even a pedal-assisted motorized Santa Cruz bicycle will pale in comparison to the joy you will receive illustrated by today’s feature movie, Homemade Blowjobs— technically “5” in this case. Of course we do not mean to imply that you should wait for only national holidays that coincide with major religious events to bestow this gift. We are simply making the point that you could be over-thinking this whole gift process. Everyone appreciates homemade, after all. [STAR TAGS: Bridgette Michaels Video, Daisy Rae Video, Kayla Jade Video, Peaches Video, Selena Video, Sunshine Haddah Video, Vivian LaVey Video] |
12/24/21 | This time of year always brings to the forefront thoughts of family — that which we were born into, and that which we have chosen over the years. Without getting into a debate as to which of those might be the most important (because it’s obviously the chosen family, duh) we wanted to wish everyone the time to consider both for a least a little while today and tomorrow. For the most part “work” things should sit at bay, and before all those theoretical resolutions reach up to bite us in the butt in a week, we would all benefit from a little time spent doing nothing but thinking in the quiet. As for distant friends and family, you can send them one of our favorite toasts (that we absolutely did not make up ourselves): “May the best day of your past be the worst day of your future.” Don’t use email or any kind of IM, though. Send them an actual note through the USPS written on a physical piece of paper. That’ll screw with their heads. [STAR TAGS: Audrey Hollander Video, Nikky Blond Video, Adriana Rouso Video, Victoria Swinger Video, Jana Jordan Video, Renee Perez Video, Brea Bennett Video, Nikki Kane, Cassidey Video, Michael Ninn] |
12/22/21 |
Cythereas Holiday Treats[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video] |
12/20/21 |
GingerLynn When Legends Co-Ride[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
12/19/21 |
ReelRisque A Season of Red pics | vid[STAR TAGS: Alexia Rae Video] |
12/17/21 | Things always get a little batty during this “holiday” — formerly known as “Christmas” — season. Without even trying to imagine what life will be like if we truly manage to eliminate even the potential of (even possibly) offending anyone at all with anything thing we say, Risque has helpfully decided to concentrate instead on the batty part. Well, we’re more in the BatFxxx Orgy category, rather than a political one, truth be told. On the upside, we were able to actually come to a consensus, and we feel supremely confident in our ability to forecast the outcome and costs of our program. … You may need a towel. [STAR TAGS: Anna Lovato Video, Cindy Behr Video, Delta White Video, Isis Love Video, Jasmine Black Video, Anaya Leon Video, Rio Lee Video, Stacey Saran Video] |
12/16/21 |
GingerLynn Stacy Likes Llamas[STAR TAGS: Stacy Jay Video] |
12/15/21 |
Shayla Smelly & Clean[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
12/13/21 | When rose petals fall from the sky onto the nude form of your lesbian lover, you’re probably having a really good dream. When they fly up from the ground in bizarre “well this scene of Mystified seems to be complete” sort of way, you are probably in a Bluebird movie. The bizarreness does not distract (mostly) from the appeal of Charisma Cole and Breanne Benson, though, so you’ll likely want to just run with it. It was always going to be a weird day, after all. Friday the 13th came on a Monday this month. [STAR TAGS: Charisma Cole Video, Breanne Benson Video] |
12/12/21 |
ReelRisque A Gun and Many Piercings pics | vid[STAR TAGS: Scarlett Pain Video] |
12/11/21 | Say you had a slightly nervous star, not about nudity at all, but more about “the dancing striptease” part of the event. Let’s say that would be Kristal Summers. Then let’s say that being a nervous but clever young woman Kristal sees the wisdom of inviting over a coach, not so much for choreography, but more as an experienced friend for emotional support. We’ll identify this expert as Dee. … At this point, we should probably just clarify that as far as coaching goes, Dee gets rather more involved that would a traditional tutor. Adult stars apparently have a genre-unique inspirational style. You’ll see. (Or, y’know, members will.) [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Dee Exclusive Video] |
12/9/21 |
GingerLynn An Orgy of Solos[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Ann Harlow Video, Envy Mi Video, Drew Hurlie Video, Lyla Lei Video, Angel Smith Video, Divalicious Video, Ivy Leaguez Video, Noah Angel Video, Sassy Video] |
12/8/21 |
Cythereas Flirting and Squirting[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video] |
12/6/21 | Everyone loves a good fantasy. Although we would be the first to admit that a simple concept like “fantasy” can mean very, very different things to biologically diverse individuals. One person’s fantasy can easily be another person’s freak show; let’s be honest. … That said, angelic nymphs wandering through the — preternaturally clean, of course — woods just looking for innocent campers to seduce seems like a fairly universal fantasy to pursue. At least that was the theory in Mystified today. Besides, since we’re being honest, we can say with confidence that Bella-Marie Wolf can play a role in pretty much any fantasy we can conjure up. (“Wolf” in the forest. Get it?) [STAR TAGS: Bella-Marie Wolf Video] |
12/5/21 |
GingerLynn Melissa Jacobs – Jacky Joy – Skin Diamond – Briella Bounce – Ana Foxxx – Victoria White… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
12/4/21 |
Shayla Balls of Not Blue[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
12/3/21 |
GingerLynn Torn, Between Two Lovers[STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Ginger Lynn Video] |
12/2/21 | Happy Palindrome Day!! … So we don’t really know any math super-geeks that could tell us how often this happens, but it sure seems like a calendar date palindrome (at least with the American way of notating dates) has to be pretty rare. … Because 12-02-2021 just seems fun overall, and this one even works with the shorthand notation of 12-2-21, although that does not seem as fancy. Heck you might care nothing about watching Dee and Anais today now that you know about Palindrome Day. Granted they do not look the same forward and backwards, but they do look excellent from either direction. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Anais Video, Michael Ninn] |
12/1/21 |
RisqueNews Return of Geekettes[STAR TAGS: Vanessa Leon Video, Kim Tao Video, Victoria Lawson Video, Amia Miley Video, Jasmine Jolie Video] |
November 2021 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
11/30/21 |
GingerLynn Blow (It) Off[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Lisa de Leeuw Video] |
11/26/21 | And thus it begins, this immense epic that is Bluebird’s “BatFXXX” … or at least the Risqué Way of having fun with it begins today. Other things happening today include celebrating Tina Turner’s birthday (82 and still probably leaving those good jobs in the city), remembering this as the anniversary of Captain Cook first hitting Maui (and therefore the serious screwing of the pooch began), and the building of many, many … many … variations on the turkey sandwich begins in earnest across America. We love Tina around here, of course, but we still think we win. [STAR TAGS: Blake Rose Video, Kristina Rose Video] |
11/25/21 | We all have our own traditions on Thanksgiving Day, and those of you that know us at all will not find it surprising in the least that we spent some time providing enough video footage today to cover an entire half of a football game. (Let’s be honest, the NFL does not pick these games based on good teams, but rather on whether or not they still have teams in Dallas and Detroit. Skipping just a half might not be enough, but you can watch this all twice, so that could help.) This year we decided to be Thankful for Taren Steele, which you will understand completely once you finish the episodes. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Taren Steele Video] |
11/22/21 |
GingerLynn Do It for Yourself[STAR TAGS: Claudia Valentine Video] |
11/21/21 | We decided to bookend our giving thanks early weekend with vintage Dee, in a very, very rare setting. Let’s just say that if you ever have a new water housing for your video camera, and you get a chance to pop off to a nude beach in Jamaica, you should bring Dee with you to help try out the equipment. It will help. A lot. … We were talking about the camera equipment by the way, in case any of you dirty-minded people out there thought something different. For the record, Dee gets lots of offers to try out equipment on a nude beach. [STAR TAGS: Dee Exclusive Video] |
11/20/21 | The forced introspection required by Adobe bailing on flash may have put us in a more gracious seasonal mood than usual. Or it could be simply that this year feels at least slightly better than that other “year which shall never be spoken“ (but rhymes with plenty-plenty, as in we had plenty of that crap to last a lifetime). Times like these almost make us want to forgive Adobe. … OK. So that’s a lie. We’re still pissed as hell about that whole flash thing. We’re remarkably pensive and prematurely thankful about Michael and Eddie, however. It’s weird. [STAR TAGS: Audrey Hollander Video, Eddie Van Halen Video, Michael Ninn] |
11/19/21 | When you have to preface a major work that already has a preface, well, it sounds like things might get confusing. When you have to have an actual debate about BAMOSM as a new helpful acronym to keep around, well, then you have your proof that sanity may indeed not be on the agenda for today. Of course we have Kristal Summers to help alleviate some of the male-focused publicity surrounding another of those super parody hero, campy cartoony things coming out of Bluebird. Fortunately we have no depictions of murder in our cartoons, unlike those coming out of the United States Congress, sadly enough. … Good grief. Y’know? [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Mia Smiles, Nina Ferrari, Nikita Denise] |
11/17/21 |
Shayla Therapy of a Sort[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
11/16/21 |
GingerLynn Undergarment Surprise[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Crystal Breeze Video] |
11/15/21 | Among the 500 greatest rock songs of all time, according to Rolling Stone, you will find Rhiannon. Maybe. Honestly their list suffers from a complete absence of anything approaching “user friendly” should you try to navigate it. D.Minion’s adaptation of Rhiannon — more Celtic Goddess than pure Stevie Nicks in intent — scores amazingly high in User Friendly, however. Could be we took advantage of our favorite Butterfly to accomplish that goal. We may not know much about Celtic Mythology, but our Spanish ain’t mal. Also, we happen to like this butterfly a lot. [STAR TAGS: Mari Possa Video] |
11/14/21 |
Cythereas Oh, Goodness GUSH O’Mighty[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Kristal Summers, Hannah Harper Video, Missy Monroe Video, Sindy Lange Video, Angela Stone Video, Lisa Ann Video, Ana Nova Video] |
11/13/21 |
RisqueNews Phases of the Moons[STAR TAGS: Sarah Blake Video, Breanne Benson Video] |
11/12/21 |
DeesClub “Boxing” with Dee & Juli[STAR TAGS: Exclusive Juli Ashton Video, Exclusive Dee Video, Michael Ninn] |
11/11/21 |
Shayla Fondling Memories[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
11/10/21 |
RisqueNews Georgia on Her … Mind … (to begin)[STAR TAGS: Georgia Adair Video, Justine Joli Video] |
11/9/21 |
GingerLynn No Place Like Holmes[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
11/8/21 | Winter must be coming, because we have started to see people wearing coats and even (gasp) long pants outside in Los Angeles. Of course we’ve seen some don mittens when the temperature drops into the 60s, so you should probably not set your barometer of sanity on the residents of Southern California — something you have never once considered doing regardless. Still when this time of year comes around, we do like to celebrate our own personal Summers, as in Kristal. Truth be told, we do that in every season, but that makes it no less fanciful today. In Summers time, as we know, the livin’ is easy. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video] |
11/7/21 |
GingerLynn Raven Rockette – Brandy Aniston – Kelly Shibari – Emily Kae – Kiki Daire – Rebecca Bardoux… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
11/6/21 | Attempting to be compassionate, sensitive, and contemporary leaders, the State of Colorado passed a law banning Native American mascots at public schools, yada-yada …. This past week a North Dakota organization representing Native Americans sued the state claiming the new ban “unlawfully enacts state-sanctioned race discrimination” against Native American residents. … Looking ahead at what we’re supposed to do, can be not that pleasant really. However, as we come to grips with yet another missed AEE opportunity in January, looking back a decade with Lon, and with Steve can be darned fun. You get to play Name that Strip Club Tune with Shayla and Kristal again too. We feel safe about this, because there were no Native American songs in the list. … Unless there should have been now, in which case we messed up. It’s all very confusing. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Julia Ann, Jessica Drake, Sunset Thomas, AEE 2012] |
11/4/21 |
Cythereas Red of the Pale Pink Variety[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video] |
11/3/21 |
GingerLynn Kim Chi, but Not the Sour Kind[STAR TAGS: Kimberly Chi Video] |
11/2/21 |
Shayla Teasing & Definitely Not Teasing[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Kaylan Nicole Video] |
11/1/21 | Perhaps she wants to Rock. Or maybe she even wants to Rock and Roll All Night Long. Maybe she simply feels like she has to Fight for Her Right to Party. Whatever the case, Taylor Rain helps us rather ironically become less mystified as she ushers in more Mystified on this first day of a (suddenly late in the year) month. Honestly, after finishing the presentation today, Taylor may not have all that many mysteries left — which does not in any way diminish her intrigue, strangely enough. If only all of life possessed such illuminating dichotomy. [STAR TAGS: Taylor Rain Video] |
March 2019 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
3/31/19 |
GingerLynn Shay Lynn – Stacy Jay – Annie Cruz – Dillion Harper – Jasmeen Lefleur – Nikki Delano… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
3/23/19 | It seems the editorial, supervisory, boss-types will all be in Las Vegas again over the fourth Thursday of this month, so we’re popping up the next Bonny and Clide installment — where, interestingly enough, Bonny and Clide pop off as well. Honestly some of us fail to see how an entire convention where you cannot get the autograph of even one porn star can be any fun at all, but somehow the Übergeeks seem all excited about it. Still, how can gaining an ability to “Supercharge UX Design” possibly be more fun than spending quality time with Natasha Marley? Seriously, some people need to get outside more. [STAR TAGS: Natasha Marley Video] |
3/21/19 |
ReelRisque Spring Fresh | pics[STAR TAGS: Beverly Hills] |
3/17/19 |
ReelRisque Luck o’ the Matty | video[STAR TAGS: Capri Anderson Video] |
3/16/19 | We’ve popped in today, primarily as a favor to the ReelRisque fans that have already seen yesterday’s post. In the (fascinating, obviously) discourse they make mention of an original Catherine exposé penned by D.Minion. We simply decided to rerun that in its entirety, because the very, very old part of Risqué can be a tad challenging on mobile devices. Heck they only barely had web browsers on the most expensive phones back in 2006. They were all touting 3G as the next great thing. On the upside, beauty remains timeless. [STAR TAGS: Audrey Hollander, Justine Joli, Michael Ninn] |
3/15/19 |
ReelRisque Frolic Frenzy | pics & vid[STAR TAGS: Harmony Video] |
3/14/19 |
ReelRisque Lovely “Pi” Day | pics[STAR TAGS: Missy Stone] |
3/9/19 |
ReelRisque Shower Glam | video[STAR TAGS: Asa Akira Video, Devi Emmerson Video] |
3/8/19 |
ReelRisque Eyes of the Storm | pics[STAR TAGS: Sophie Dee] |
3/4/19 | Do this job long enough, and at some point you will have the piercing thought: “Gee. People not even born when we shot this are now old enough to legally watch it.” One of those full-body shivers tends to be the next reaction to this realization, followed by an overwhelming desire to drink fermented beverages in significant quantities. Oddly enough, friends that want to try a lesbian DP while floating in a sex swing do not faze us at all, and apparently never have. Remaining crazy avoids the pitfalls of being insane, as Mr. Waylon Jennings explained long ago, after all. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Becca Video] |
3/3/19 |
GingerLynn Cytherea – Jenna Jay – Jodi Taylor – Kylie Nicole – Christiana Cinn – Samantha Ryan… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |