| 3/31/22 |  Tori Black happens to be an amazing talent. Truth be told she also happens to be even more impressive as a human being, and a true inspiration for people regardless of their biological genitalia. Given the wealth of choices we had, we could still think of no better person to celebrate the end of International Women’s Month, as we begin to study up for next year. … Honestly, AVN once nominated Tori in twenty different categories — at a single awards show. She won “Performer of the Year” twice in a row. Yada-yada… Although physically performing counts a good deal in this industry, we have been around for more than two decades here, so we don’t much sweat the sweaty stuff anymore. When a woman dazzles us with her mind — y’know, and still looks that good and all — we sit up and take notice. Tori Black’s After School Special provided such a moment for us, so much so that we had to watch it several times — y’know, for scientific purposes and all. [STAR TAGS: Tori Black Video, Romana Ryder Video, Sindee Jennings Video, Rebecca Blue Video, Ruby Knox Video, Aden Ashley Video, Celeste Star Video, Capri Anderson Video, Melissa Jacobs Video, Lily Labeau Video] |
| 3/30/22 | 
GingerLynn Going North, Young Woman[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
| 3/28/22 |  Have you ever had one of those tasks assigned where you could tell by just looking at it that the amount of time required just to organize what you were trying to do was daunting all by itself — and that didn’t even count the time necessary to try and actually do it? Then when you mention that little detail to the boss you get that annoying standard explanation of, “The longest journey begins with the first step” kind of platitude? You could try what we did by responding, “Sure, but so does the shortest journey, and we would like one of those, please.” … That won’t work to get you out of the task, but it might make you feel better. Consequently, we felt much better as the 500-odd photos, bunches of videos, and a whole heaping of D.Minion quirkiness made it out in our Full Faith and Credit for Deduction enterprise. If you must do something difficult, at least try to have fun with it. [STAR TAGS: Faith Leon Video, Selina Draagen Video, Shy Love, Sophia, Michael Ninn] |
| 3/26/22 | 
RisqueNews The Eyes Have It[STAR TAGS: Faith Leon Video, Selina Draagen Video, Michael Ninn] |
| 3/25/22 | 
KylieIreland Hots o’ Gold[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Francesca Le Video] |
| 3/23/22 | 
Shayla Nicely Done[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video] |
| 3/22/22 | 
247AdultStars Quite the Step Up[STAR TAGS: Beth Bennet Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 3/21/22 |  What better way can you think of to celebrate the first day of Spring than getting up close and personal with Kylie Ireland? Granted, clever people might have scheduled a couple of days back on St. Patrick’s Day to revel someone named “Ireland” for sure, but sadly we do not know any clever people. It’s a burden we bear. On the upside, Spring lasts a whole lot longer than one day, and Ms. Kylie gets a whole different kind of “bare” on this excursion, so who really cares in the grand scheme? Big pictures can get altogether too much focus it seems to us, when at the core we are talking about human beings. Somebody in D.C. ought to reason a bit more in that direction. Don’t you think? [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Shane Video] |
| 3/20/22 | 
GingerLynn Maya Hills – Joslyn James – Nyomi Banxxx – Cytherea – Britney Amber – Shay Lynn… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 3/19/22 |  If you have Paradise in your life, you count yourself among the blessed people on the planet. Of course if you have Paradise, and then you lose it, that’s way worse than never having it, because you don’t know what you’re missing if you never had it to begin with. Right? Of course, if you intend to lose Paradise, you’re either Milton, Michael Raven, or someone seriously needing a nap. If, however, you lost Paradise and then you found it again after hours and hours (and hours) of computer labor, well, then you can once again count members among the blessed people. Should you still be confused, Julia Ann and Kristal Summers can help guide you. What we say doesn’t really matter anyway. Nobody listens to us with those two around. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Wendy Divine Video, Maya Divine Video, Kristal Summers Video, Julia Ann Video, TJ Hart Video, Olivia del Rio Video, Tanya Danielle Video, Jana Cova Video, Monica Mayhem Video, Summer Storm Video, Phoenix Ray Video, April Flowers Video] |
| 3/18/22 | 
GingerLynn They Feel Pretty[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Lynn Ray Video] |
| 3/16/22 | 
Shayla Fountain of Friendship[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Taren Steele Video] |
| 3/15/22 | 
247AdultStars Anna One, Anna Two, Anna Three … Anna Joy![STAR TAGS: Anna Joy Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 3/14/22 | 
GingerLynn Boobies Rock on Pi Day![STAR TAGS: Tara Morgan Exclusive Video] |
| 3/13/22 |  We pretty much love all things Latina around here, which probably has a lot of deep-seated psychological reasons, not a single one of which would be of the slightest interest to any random person who might be reading this. What could be of interest, of course, would be the reopening of an early TOC full movie featuring, Carmen Caliente, Cindy Cruz, Liv Aguilera, and Selma Sins. There are some dudes too, but we pretty much consider them props in these gonzo shows, probably for a completely different group of deep-seated psychological reasons nobody cares about either. We will say that putting them in lingerie turned out to be a stellar idea, even if some dude came up with it. [STAR TAGS: Carmen Caliente Video, Cindy Cruz Video, Liv Aguilera Video, Selma Sins Video] |
| 3/12/22 |  The Shayla LaVeaux crew piped in bright and early this morning bragging about how they have now revamped Shayla.com all the way back through Volume 4 of the updates, which puts them complete back through 2015 as we hear tell. Shayla had a long career, so they’ve a ways to go, but it still marks an achievement we recognize. You folks can watch Shayla demonstrate Things that Never Happen and then get her Timbers Shivered all on the same day. Nice. … We’re going to try and figure out a way to explain to people in London the time difference in Los Angeles. … EARLY. Really frickin’ early on a Saturday. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Nikita Video, Jenna Jameson Video, Kelsey Heart Video, Brittany Andrews] |
| 3/11/22 |  Who knew that people could learn secret tricks about how to take photographs professionally at an orgy just by being a member here? … OK. So we knew, but now we have shared this crucial knowledge with all the budding pros out there, which makes us really darned nice, for the record. Not only that, but we unearthed a Bobbi Starr performance that we had honestly forgotten about. The web can be really handy for reminding you about things; have you noticed? And none of us ever ages on the web either, which qualifies as a trick we wish the bathroom mirror would learn. Apparently not much has changed since we first learned you can’t always get what you want. Perhaps you’ll be satisfied with what you need, though, and everybody needs more Bobbi. [STAR TAGS: Bobbi Starr Video, Carolyn Reese Video, Dani Jensen Video, Krissy Lynn Video, Madelyn Marie Video] |
| 3/10/22 | 
247AdultStars Blinds Leading | The Party[STAR TAGS: Beth Bennett Exclusive Video, Loz Lorrimar Exclusive Video, Crystal Pink, Michelle Moist, Holly D., Shay Hendrix, Syren Sexton, Tiffany Doll, Kerry Louise, Tanya Cox, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 3/9/22 | 
GingerLynn As She Wishes, Farmboy[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
| 3/8/22 | 
Shayla Orange We Glad[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video] |
| 3/7/22 | 
GingerLynn Demise of the ‘Stache[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Erica Boyer Video] |
| 3/6/22 |  It has taken a full year since we first started mapping out the process — mostly because of Maverick becoming a famous photographer and digital magazine publisher, which was really annoying, actually. (Don’t you just hate it when people around you seem to forget that it’s all about YOU?) … Finally, though, we have teams compiled on both sides of the Atlantic to coordinate putting the 247AdultStars videos back online — all 14+ years of them. Regardless of how long it took, getting all the EU stars back in viewable Exclusive Video splendor will be wonderful. Honestly, not much in the EU qualifies as wonderful these days, so we’re happy to do our little insignificant part with distraction — beginning with a couple of the earliest 247AS family members, Kaz B and Syren Sexton. [STAR TAGS: Kaz B. Exclusive Video, Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 3/5/22 | 
ReelRisque Hottie Harvest | vid[STAR TAGS: Jesse Capelli Video, Natalia Rossi Video] |
| 3/4/22 | 
RisqueNews Tattoo Whee![STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Photos, Monique Alexander Video, Jessica Drake Video, Summer Storm Video] |
| 3/3/22 | 
Cythereas Life’s Strange Journeys[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Rebecca Love Video, Teagan Video, Ginger Lynn] |
| 3/1/22 | 
GingerLynn Physical Therapy Extraordinaire[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
March 2022 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
Stars:Aden Ashley| Anna Joy| April Flowers| Beth Bennett| Bobbi Starr| Brittany Andrews| Capri Anderson| Carmen Caliente| Carolyn Reese| Celeste Star| Chantelle Fox| Cindy Cruz| Crystal Pink| Cytherea| Dani Jensen| Erica Boyer| Faith Leon| Francesca Le'| Ginger Lynn| Holly D| Jana Cova| Jenna Jameson| Jesse Capelli| Jessica Drake| Juli Ashton| Julia Ann| Kaz B.| Kelsey Heart| Kerry Louise| Krissy Lynn| Kristal Summers| Kylie Ireland| Lily LaBeau| Liv Aguilera| Loz Lorrimar| Lynn Ray| Madelyn Marie| Maya Divine| Melissa Jacobs| Michael Ninn| Michelle Moist| Monica Mayhem| Monique Alexander| Natalia Rossi| Nikita| Olivia Del Rio| Phoenix Ray| Rebecca Blue| Rebecca Love| Romana Ryder| Ruby Knox| Selina Draagen| Selma Sins| Shane| Shay Hendrix| Shy Love| Sindee Jennings| Sophia| Summer Storm| Syren Sexton| Tanya Cox| Tanya Danielle| Tara Morgan| Taren Steele| Teagan| Tiffany Doll| TJ Hart| Tori Black| Wendy Divine
We tend not to publish our Adult Entertainment Expo diaries right after we get back, because all the adult press does that. Everyone was at the same convention, and even though our coverage clearly represents the most clever and insightful — not to mention hands down the most fun — people might be bored and not even click on the story if we got lumped in with everybody else. So we save ours until just before we leave for the next event. That drums up excitement for us, and at least theoretically for the members. Well, as we got ready to publish our 2020 coverage, um, COVID happened. Then there was no next convention. And now there is no next convention again. (We do not really count virtual conventions, because, well, those suck.) So we decided to post 
Generally when one ceases being mystified, a sense of joy and clarity overwhelms the body. No we’re not suggesting that you will not feel joy — and perhaps other — overwhelming feelings as you wrap up your Mystified (the movie) journey. Odds are very good you will feel some, well, very good things overall. One should not expect “clarity” in any fashion, however. Crude nursery rhymes, though, we definitely have those. And the 
We picked this day to debut this particular “TOC” movie for a very simple reason. Without any shopping at all, we can let you in on the gift that all but the most jaded of males will enjoy more than any other. Outboard Evinrudes, Shimano fishing reels, even a pedal-assisted motorized Santa Cruz bicycle will pale in comparison to the joy you will receive illustrated by today’s feature movie, Homemade Blowjobs— technically “5” in this case. Of course we do not mean to imply that you should wait for only national holidays that coincide with major religious events to bestow this gift. We are simply making the point that you could be over-thinking this whole gift process. Everyone appreciates homemade, after all. [STAR TAGS: Bridgette Michaels Video, Daisy Rae Video, Kayla Jade Video, Peaches Video, Selena Video, Sunshine Haddah Video, Vivian LaVey Video]
This time of year always brings to the forefront thoughts of family — that which we were born into, and that which we have chosen over the years. Without getting into a debate as to which of those might be the most important (because it’s obviously the chosen family, duh) we wanted to wish everyone the time to consider both for a least a little while today and tomorrow. For the most part “work” things should sit at bay, and before all those theoretical resolutions reach up to bite us in the butt in a week, we would all benefit from a little time spent doing nothing but thinking in the quiet. As for 
Things always get a little batty during this “holiday” — formerly known as “Christmas” — season. Without even trying to imagine what life will be like if we truly manage to eliminate even the potential of (even possibly) offending anyone at all with anything thing we say, Risque has helpfully decided to concentrate instead on the batty part. Well, we’re more in the 
When rose petals fall from the sky onto the nude form of your lesbian lover, you’re probably having a really good dream. When they fly up from the ground in bizarre “well this scene of Mystified seems to be complete” sort of way, you are probably in a Bluebird movie. The 
Say you had a slightly nervous star, not about nudity at all, but more about 
Everyone loves a good fantasy. Although we would be the first to admit that a simple concept like “fantasy” can mean very, very different things to biologically diverse individuals. One person’s fantasy can easily be another person’s freak show; let’s be honest. … That said, angelic nymphs wandering through the — preternaturally clean, of course — woods just looking for innocent campers to seduce seems like a fairly universal fantasy to pursue. At least that was the theory in Mystified today. Besides, since we’re being honest, we can say with confidence that 
Happy Palindrome Day!! … So we don’t really know any math super-geeks that could tell us how often this happens, but it sure seems like a calendar date palindrome (at least with the American way of notating dates) has to be pretty rare. … Because 12-02-2021 just seems fun overall, and this one even works with the shorthand notation of 12-2-21, although that does not seem as fancy. Heck you might care nothing about watching 
And thus it begins, this immense epic that is 
We all have our own traditions on Thanksgiving Day, and those of you that know us at all will not find it surprising in the least that we spent some time providing enough video footage today to cover an entire half of a football game. (Let’s be honest, the NFL does not pick these games based on good teams, but rather on whether or not they still have teams in Dallas and Detroit. Skipping just a half might not be enough, but you can watch this all twice, so that could help.) This year we decided to be 
We decided to bookend our giving thanks early weekend with vintage Dee, in a very, very rare setting. Let’s just say that if you ever have a new water housing for your video camera, and you get a chance to pop off to a 
The forced introspection required by Adobe bailing on flash may have put us in a more 
When you have to preface a major work that already has a preface, well, it sounds like things might get confusing. When you have to have an actual debate about BAMOSM as a new helpful acronym to keep around, well, then you have your proof that sanity may indeed not be on the agenda for today. Of course we have 
Among the 500 greatest rock songs of all time, according to Rolling Stone, you will find Rhiannon. Maybe. Honestly their list suffers from a complete absence of anything approaching “user friendly” should you try to navigate it. D.Minion’s adaptation of Rhiannon — more Celtic Goddess than pure Stevie Nicks in intent — scores amazingly high in 
Winter must be coming, because we have started to see people wearing coats and even (gasp) long pants outside in Los Angeles. Of course we’ve seen some don mittens when the temperature drops into the 60s, so you should probably not set your barometer of sanity on the residents of Southern California — something you have never once considered doing regardless. Still when this time of year comes around, we do like to celebrate our own personal 
Attempting to be compassionate, sensitive, and contemporary leaders, the State of Colorado passed a law banning Native American mascots at public schools, yada-yada …. This past week a North Dakota organization representing Native Americans sued the state claiming the new ban “unlawfully enacts state-sanctioned race discrimination” against Native American residents. … Looking ahead at what we’re supposed to do, can be not that pleasant really. However, as we come to grips with yet another missed AEE opportunity in January, looking back a decade 
Perhaps she wants to Rock. Or maybe she even wants to Rock and Roll All Night Long. Maybe she simply feels like she has to Fight for Her Right to Party. Whatever the case, 
Some ambitious new person decided we should have a 
Sad as it may seem, as one travels through the winding roads of life, breathing in the air of excitement, feeling the renewed vigor of a crisp morning brimming with potential, or enjoying calm evenings filled with the peaceful relaxation wrought from 
As a general rule, one does not enthusiastically applaud the opportunity to reuse bubble gum. That said, when the subject happens to be Bubblegum. — one word, capital “B” and all — that becomes an entirely different story. As we continue our Adobe Sucks Because They Gave Up Flash remodeling tour, we do get to run across 
We should probably mention at the outset that despite the sound of the title, the feature today had nothing whatsoever to do with the fine folks who brought us “Conjunction Junction” to help learn … well, ironically, we cannot remember. Probably conjunctions, but don’t ask much more than that. For all we remember a conjunction might simply be the opposite of a projunction. Could be. … In our case at hand (as it were), however, we offer a few insights on Copulation Observation — in both 
You might be amazed at how often a production company will create an entire movie based solely on the fact that someone found access to a really cool location (that they can afford). This would also explain why you might suddenly see dozens of “hospital” or “creepy mountain cabin” movies all coming out at once as well. We have often theorized that there exist only 3-4 true sitcom writers in Hollywood, and they all go to lunch together, so a large number of shows will all be talking about the same thing suddenly, but in the adult movie world we have many “writers” but only 3-4 really good art directors, so we end up more “environment” bound rather than plot. … Of course you probably care mostly about the cool airplane set used in Passenger 69 today and could not care less about our theories on Hollywood creativity bottlenecks. If they really go on strike tomorrow, though, you will start to value those behind the scenes folks a lot more. You heard it here … technically probably way after first. But we agree. [STAR TAGS: Linsey Dawn McKenzie Video, Puma Swede Video, Jennifer Dark Video, Madelyn Marie Video, Gemma Massey Video, Jasmine Jolie Video, Briana Blair Video, Angelica Heart Video]
Despite the title of the new feature we begin profiling today, the story has nothing to do with modern politics, public education, or even pandemic protocols. Nope. Mystified deals with a much less controversial magical kingdom where adults play their consensual hearts out — y’know with other consensual parts out. Come to think of it some factions in politics, education, and public health could all take issue with what we do, purely as a sideways method of attacking the core product. Yeah, it’s a complicated world out there, and now that an entire Presidential Administration spent four years normalizing Bully Behavior, it has only gotten worse. … You probably need a little magic forest nymph escape, right? [STAR TAGS: Bobbi Eden Video]
Some things get better with age. True, people possessing age tend to be the ones spouting that philosophy, but it does not necessarily make it false just because someone without a TikTok account happens to believe it. The standard does not apply identically, however. If you drink a fine wine that has aged properly, it will in fact taste much, much better. That said, the wine will be fundamentally different from what it was when it went into the bottle. If, on the other hand, you have Kristal, Georgia, and Dee playing on a big ol’ bed for a 