| 4/30/24 | 
ReelRisque See More, Feed Me | pics[STAR TAGS: Alexa Nicole] |
| 4/29/24 |  Have you ever been too tied up to get to a place you really wanted to go? Most of us have felt that pressure, but probably not in the way we’re talking about today with the next episode in our Cosplay Queens examination. After all, why would you come to this place of great entertainment only to be reminded about how stressful and unfulfilling life in the real world can be? That seems crazy. … Nope. You’ll have to find your own reality, folks. We just concentrate on the fantasy aspects around here. You might be surprised at how our everyday lives seem like fantasy to some people, though. Those stories would be for a different time, we’re thinking. Annie and Catie have our attention for the moment. [STAR TAGS: Annie Cruz Video, Catie Parker Video] |
| 4/28/24 | 
ReelRisque Wearing Your Hearts on Your Pants | pics[STAR TAGS: Holly Hearts] |
| 4/27/24 |  We make specific note today that we take no side, support no opinion, indeed remain steadfastly — and quite happily — dead center on the debate of the appropriateness of the term Lipstick Lesbians. This does not in any way keep us from enjoying a movie that happens to have this term in its title. Honestly, you can hardly say anything these days without offending someone. Hell, we probably offended someone just by saying people seem altogether too ready to be offended these days. On the other hand, when you find yourself in one of those “Damned if you do. Damned if you don’t.” kind of situations, you might as well pick the fun one. And what could possibly be more fun than lesbians, even just temporary ones? [STAR TAGS: Amy Reid Video, Nichole Heiress Video, Lindsey Meadows Video, Aiden Starr Video, Shawna Lenee Video, Francesca Le Video, Angie Savage Video, Alektra Blue Video, Lana Croft Video, Max Mikita Video, Candy Manson Video, Lexxi Tyler Video] |
| 4/25/24 |  If we do not celebrate the small accomplishments in life, we miss out on a whole lot of potential celebrations. That just makes sense, right? Around here, we might celebrate not having a beer yet today by having a beer, for example. And then we celebrate our finely honed ability to celebrate too. So when the 247 team does something like finish up the remaster of 2009, while it does not rank up there with Olympic medals (or maybe even Gold Medal flour), we still celebrate. Fifteen years ago now? Pshaw … Cate still looks beautiful. The best thing about the Internet may be its ability to freeze time for future generations to enjoy. Hey! We should celebrate. [STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 4/23/24 | 
ReelRisque Chase Your Dreams | pics[STAR TAGS: Brooklyn Chase, Jillian Janson] |
| 4/22/24 |  One has many reasons to celebrate today, what with it being Earth Day and all. Now we have a more private celebratory rationale in these offices, but we need not get into that boring stuff because we can also celebrate The Completion of Volume Two remastering on the Shayla site. We found it fitting to time it for today because honestly when Shayla walks into a room, she moves Heaven and Earth. So if you cannot plant a tree today, maybe try to find one to sit under for a bit, and think of Shayla in the piece — er, peace. That’s what we plan to do. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Roxanne Hall Video] |
| 4/21/24 | 
247AdultStars Couch Your Pleasure[STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 4/20/24 |  One thing about True Love, outside of The Princess Bride it can be a pretty tough thing to run across, even when a lot of movies try really, really hard to focus on that exact concept. Suffice it to say that the odds of finding it in an adult movie would be even smaller. (And as a rule, those sorts of movies do not generally celebrate “small” anything.) … Still, should you know one of the characters IRL fairly well, you will on rare occasion run across a show where the protagonist lets a good part of her own characteristics enter into a role. While jessica drake does not literally play herself in one of her early features, Match Maker, you can see a lot of her in the role. Even should you not know jessica, however, odds seem good you’ll find something to enjoy, True Love aside. It being “420” today, make of this what you will. [STAR TAGS: Jessica Drake Video, Nicole Sheridan Video, Jezebelle Bond Video, Krysty Myst Video, Phoenix Ray Video, Felicia Fox Video] |
| 4/19/24 |  True Love probably has more definitions than any single paragraph could hope to list. And that does not even consider the kind of love between friends, as compared to love with a life partner. We’ve all heard the old, “A friend helps you move, but a good friend helps you move a body.” Yet even that stretch does not really reach the levels of Porn Couple Love that we revisit today. Not everyone will get to experience the sort of love shared between Juli Ashton, Julia Ann, and Devinn Lane (and her dude du jour), but we all hope you find something similar in your own lives. Love rocks. (And then, y’know, it sucks. And then it rocks. Yada-Yada.) [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Julia Ann Exclusive Video, Devinn Lane, Melissa Monet] |
| 4/16/24 | 
247AdultStars Talking, and Squirting, and Boobs … Oh my!Follow Maverick on a Wide Swath of Commentary, Conniption and Perhaps Fetish Falderal in FOUR LINKS to a 247 Life. Hover carefully as you look for story paths in the title on this one. [STAR TAGS : Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, Stella Cox Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers, Dee, Keri Windsor, Wendy Divine, Maya Divine, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 4/14/24 | 
ReelRisque White on Wry | pics[STAR TAGS: Jennifer White] |
| 4/12/24 |  People say that money does not solve all problems. Of course the people that say that tend to be the ones with lots of money who wish others to pity their troubled lives. The rest of us pretty much think, “Well, I do not know whether that’s true or not, but I’d sure be willing to find out — y’know in the interest of science and all.” … What we can say for certain, now having seen Tycoon, Round Two, would be that if you got to come home to Daisy Marie every day after work, nobody would feel bad for you no matter what happened. Money has nothing to do with that. … Huh. Maybe not having money solves all problems. Or maybe not. [STAR TAGS: Daisy Marie Video] |
| 4/11/24 | 
RisqueNews A 411 in Matriarchal Updates via Olé Risqué (Golly)[STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Dee Video, Keri Windsor Video, Rayveness, Jessica Drake, Cheyenne Silver] |
| 4/10/24 |  Well, it seemed appropriate to finish up Shayla’s Sapphic Sex Toy Exploration today, with a rather stunning display of what can happen when you put Shayla in charge of the controls. Today might be a day to think about Shayla as a much happier Tsunami, as she certainly raises the level of the performance waters around her. In fact, if you’ve only time to watch one of the episodes here, do try and catch Keri Windsor’s journey of the Shayla-monitored Sybian. Some moments in one’s life just reach an enhanced level of excellence. All in all, Shayla and Keri, along with Juli and Dee, did appear to have a most excellent time on this heated day in the San Fernando Valley. If we’re going to take a larger message from this recollection, we’ve basically just decided to put Shayla in charge of everything that has to do with product demonstration. We think we’ll be fine with that. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Dee, Keri Windsor] |
| 4/8/24 |  Some people like to play Just Be Cos — which might be hysterical if you have “Cosplay” in your vocabulary. (Or, granted, it might be horrible and painful if you have Cosplay in your vocabulary. We understand.) Still, when all the players happen to be willing women, we’ll pretty much watch whatever characters they wish to portray, truth be told. Consequently, we begin a four-part journey today as we do our best not to fill the rest of the updates with horrible puns. … For the record, we mostly fail at that attempt. [STAR TAGS: Amanda Tate Video, Tanya Tate Video] |
| 4/7/24 | 
GingerLynn Missy Martinez – Nyomi Banxxx – Erica Lauren – Angel Vain – Sasha Heart – Carter Cruise… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career. |
| 4/6/24 |  On the streets where you live … bad things can happen (or, y’know, hit songs can result, by Jovi). Fortunately despite the sort of ishy theme of Runaway Love, we manage to just suspend disbelief just a little more than with your average show and consider its world message in the depths of its presentation, as it were. Hey, when it comes right down to it, we much prefer squishy to ishy. [STAR TAGS: Lexi Belle Video, Alexis Love Video, Kissy Kapri Video, Veronique Vega Video, Lindsey Meadows Video] |
| 4/5/24 | 
247AdultStars Well, There IS Some Cure for the Summertime Hues[STAR TAGS: UKAP Summer Party, Syren Sexton, Tanya Cox, Holly D. Exclusive Video, Ichigo Exclusive Video, Wendy Taylor, Daisy Rock, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 4/4/24 | 
Shayla AC or AC/DC … It Comes Down to Power[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Jessica Drake, Phoenix Ray] |
| 4/3/24 | 
ReelRisque Make Hay While the Sun Shines | pics[STAR TAGS: Lindsey Meadows] |
| 4/2/24 | 
247AdultStars Memorialize the Mammaries |
| 4/1/24 | 
Cythereas Sly Cy Epilogue (No Foolin’)[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video] |
April 2024 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
Stars:Aiden Starr| Alektra Blue| Alexa Nicole| Alexis Love| Amanda Tate| Amy Reid| Angie Savage| Annie Cruz| Brooklyn Chase| Candy Manson| Cate Harrington| Catie Parker| Chantelle Fox| Cheyenne Silver| Cytherea| Daisy Marie| Daisy Rock| Dee| Devinn Lane| Felicia Fox| Francesca Le'| Holly D| Holly Hearts| Ichigo| Jennifer White| Jessica Drake| Jezebelle Bond| Jillian Janson| Juli Ashton| Julia Ann| Keri Windsor| Kissy Kapri| Kristal Summers| Krysty Myst| Lana Croft| Lexi Belle| Lexxi Tyler| Lindsey Meadows| Max Mikita| Maya Divine| Melissa Monet| Nichole Heiress| Nicole Sheridan| Phoenix Ray| Rayveness| Roxanne Hall| Shawna Lenee| Shayla LaVeaux| Stella Cox| Syren Sexton| Tanya Cox| Tanya Tate| Veronique Vega| Wendy Divine| Wendy Taylor
Year:2024
Month:April
The majority of the people on the planet have likely been in a conversation where a friend brings up a topic that quickly leads to a tangent from two decades earlier. Not many of these people, however, will likely find themselves in the exact same chair as they were the first time this story came up — albeit sitting in front of a vastly superior computer. Fortunately for everyone here, we do not encourage you at this time to think about 20-year-old chairs. You might, however, want to think about 
The “real” NFL Draft starts late today, in case you were confused by the 66 picks that come before the office favorite even gets a chance to crush some poor college player’s dreams of where he hoped he’d be drawing some huge salary finally. Truth be told, only a single person in the office really cares, but since he signs the checks, well, we all care. Mostly, though, we care about the Draft Day Bonus we’ve added to this time around. 
We have been trying to explain porn stars to people literally for decades now. No matter what you might guess, they are actually just like everybody else, with hopes, dreams, frustrations and plans. They’re just not shy. … Some of them, as it turns out, even like normal things like Hello Kitty, an understanding that brought our New Guard to begin coverage of Hello Titty 12 today. As it turns out, other than the clever pun, those two concepts really have nothing else in common. Go figure. [STAR TAGS: Asami Uemura Video]
Simple math tells us (no matter how much we hate cussing in just the second word of a sentence) that on your first birthday you have actually begun your second year. Of course these minor nuances do not matter so much in the earlier years as they might in the later ones. Our conclusion thus far has been simply that not all birthdays are created equal. 
Some people simply do not understand the warmth and serenity provided by an old pickup truck. Of course we feel sorry for those people if for no other reason than they get really upset if something dings their door in a parking lot. Then again, folks tend to prioritize a lot of silly things, so today we’ll ponder all the fun things one can store in the center console of an old pickup truck before considering an entirely different kind of 
We all face literally hundreds of decisions in any given day. Granted, we do not even think about the vast majority of them, but there can be dozens of “reasons” that we decide upon a path we take — or do not take. Of course one does not often see quite beautiful people bopping about in the background — sort of — of an adult movie scene. Then again, allegedly Babe Runners had a seven-figure budget, so maybe they could simply afford a high-dollar temptation in their 
As the NFL Draft approaches we decided to check out what 
Traditionally one should post a super funny, completely and obviously absurd, update today. All of this would then be followed with the classic “April Fools!” … This exclamation serves, it seems, as complete validation for any horrible thing you might do, sort of a Trumpian Get Out of Anger Free card. Then we saw the Washington Post list of major corporate “Fools” and quickly decided, “Yeah … we cannot compete with that.” So we decided instead to highlight a decidedly not foolish lesbian adventure featuring Risqué Business favorite Charlie Laine — both in 
Doing the “homage” picture has a long history in the adult movie business, although admittedly with very different levels of success. You start with an already familiar cast of characters and, at least in theory, a story/scenario already built in for you. That said, one must always be careful of trademark violations. You cannot, say, use a giant splooge shot dripping down a Batman costume on your cover and hope to get away with that. Now wildly overstating the cost of a movie also has a long and inglorious history in the movie business, so now we have two things to think about as we begin our Babe Runners journey today. Odds seem good there will be other things to think about too. [STAR TAGS: Madelyn Marie Video, Victoria Lawson Video, Dani Jensen Video] 
On this day of Presidential celebration, we deftly ignore the fact that most people are really celebrating the paid day off of work rather than a couple of old heros who seem to get more and more misunderstood every year. Instead, we embark upon an admittedly self-interested tangent by celebrating our own President of the U.G.P.E — the Uncle Gibby Philanthropic Endeavor. True, this group does not have all that many members, but a President is a President at some level. Besides, who can argue with U.G.’s fasciation with all 
In a fantastically convoluted co-post between shayla.com and risque.com today, we attempt to wrap our minds around 
One cannot equate the experience of all auditions equally. Most of them, for example, entail living with the fact that the odds are very stacked against you before you even begin. Everyone you see in the waiting room looks exactly like you do, and most of them have better resumés to make matters worse. A couple of them might even be related to someone on the production staff or have worked with the director before on some other project. Bottom line: It ain’t pretty, and it ain’t for the faint of heart. … On the other hand, some auditions have none of those drawbacks, as you have the job before you even show up. Dandy trick, that. [STAR TAGS: Maya Kendrick Video]
Apparently they scheduled a football game today in order to celebrate Rihanna’s return to the stage after a seven-year absence. Overall, that seems like a very nice thing to do, all things considered. Maybe the NFL has begun to develop a heart, after all. Folks were so excited that they even paid upward of $7 million just to air a 30-second spot during the Rihanna event. They have even set it up so that they will play 90 minutes in a pre-concert phase, and then conclude with another 90 minutes as a celebration of her greatness… Wow. Right? … We have made peace with the fact that we cannot compete with Rihanna, but maybe either before or after you will be able to enjoy a full movie supporting a different kind of female power in She’s Down to 
As team-building exercises go, we’re pretty much down with the whole pool-side lesbian orgy idea in general. It sounds a like a whole lot more fun that a “trust fall” when you really have no trust in those on your team, or a “retreat” into some wilderness area where the bugs eat better than the people. … Given that, then, we might suggest our initial alternative the next time you find yourself in need of 
You may recognize this reference. “Let me explain. No. There is too much. Let me sum up.” … Even if you cannot place that quote (from the very best movie ever made, just sayin’) you probably understand the meaning. This becomes important because it very clearly explains our situation today. True, we do not have sword fights, or revenge, or a really funny giant, but we do have 
This time of year thoughts turn to highlights of times past. True, these sorts of retrospectives tend to be focused only on the last calendar year, but given our rather atypical lifestyles, the years can sort of blend together. Then when our traditional remastering retro views bring up certain topics, those tend to jump to the top of our fond memories. You will be able to find much information on Sacred Sin on the site, and we encourage you to do so — or even grab one of the dwindling supply of 
Pretty much every human on the planet has seen a loved one fire off the look depicted in the photo to the right here. The situations could obviously be different, but the look never means, “Gosh! You are wonderful, and I love you so much that I want to give you a big ol’ kiss!” … Now most of us did not have Nautica Thorn throwing that look at us, but for the record, 
Everybody likes options. Based on some recent careful analysis of statistical models of the distinctly Risqué variety, we also have determined that at least almost everybody likes jobs. Granted, they like those specifically with “hand” in front of them, but gosh does not the dedication to work just fill you with optimism? Then in the midst of rolling out a movie collection of ten more of these 
Even the most apolitical amongst us may at some point sit up and say, “I’m sorry. I think I missed that. You said what again?” … Of course in our case we can quickly get away from that baffling reality and settle once again into 
At the risk of being overly obtuse here, and presuming you have never been forced to endure such a situation, we will tell you that “moving servers” for an entire organization as large as ours will be a bitch of a thing — to use the technical term. Of course when you have been in thriving business for 25+ years and have amassed an enormous collection of various thoughts, projects, and improvements all held together with bailing wire and duct tape (in the non-technical sense), “just moving servers” looks like a Spring walk in the park accompanied by the person you love most in the world — with free ice cream along the way. … Bottom line, we are getting close, and thus we pause to consider a 2023 attendance as we continue our 
Some things may not be as they appear. Some things may be exactly as they appear, but you really, really wish they were not. And some things you hope deeply never, ever appear anywhere someone might actually notice them. … Oddly enough, the category of one’s previous sexual escapades could fall easily into any one — or all — of those categories. On the upside, in our world it tends to be all about fun and fantasies, although we will say that some people have some truly screwed up fantasies. Not so much with 
